MY MAN CRUSH MONDAY IS...JAKE GYLLENHAAL
FULL NAME: Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal
DATE OF BIRTH: December 19, 1980
PLACE OF BIRTH: Los Angeles, California
AGE: 42
SIGN: Sagittarius
BEST KNOWN FOR: Homer Hickam in October Sky; Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko; Sam Hall in The Day After Tomorrow; Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain; Anthony "Swoff" Swofford in Jarhead; Robert Graysmith in Zodiac; Louis "Lou" Bloom in Nightcrawler; and Quentin Beck / Mysterio in Spider-Man: Far From Home.
HEIGHT: 6 feet tall
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Whenever I see Jake Gyllenhaal in a movie, I think, man's getting old, but he looks so incredibly good. And then I see him again, and I think, man's looks youthful in this and still incredibly good.
It's definitely a win-win for the fans and Jake.
Man can do no wrong.
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the more i talk with people as i get older the more concerned i get that some of the movies i treated as gospel as a child were only treated that way by redneck children/redneck adjacent children because like. what do you mean you’ve never seen footloose or october sky. what do you mean you’ve never been moved by the power of artistic expression and determination despite the odds and oppressive government systems like i LIVED for that shit as a kid.
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1000 bloody horrors on this Halloween
I get so giddy every time I hear you scream
My sick obsession's getting kinda scary
I love it when you kiss me in the cemetery
Baby I knew you were the perfect catch
When you told me that you loved me in the pumpkin patch
You give me shivers up and down my spine
When your perfect little blood-spattered lips touch mine
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We need a trope name for when a phrase or gesture is introduced in a text that is meant to show romantic love, but then is used at the end of the story to demonstrate familial love.
Cause I can think of three good examples (The Princess Bride, Gravity Falls, and October Sky), and I strongly suspect that there's more.
And then I need to talk about why the trope works so well in The Princess Bride but comes across as narmy in October Sky.
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