Comics!Norman: Octopus? Oh, I caused his ex-girlfriend to be in an auto accident, and when THAT didn’t kill her, I gave her AIDS! For kicks!
Ultimate!Norman: When that pathetic little worm refused to help me, I killed him. What about you?
Raimi!Norman: *hiding the love bites Otto left on his neck the night before* Um...well...uhhhh...
Norman: *looks at Otto with heart eyes* We've spent our vacation last summer exploring the four seas.
Connors: *drinking some coffee* There's seven seas, you dumb whore.
Norman: No there's not! Cheese, Champagne, Cocaine, and Cock!
Connors: *chokes on coffee* WTF!??!
Thinking about the different ways Norman and Otto would express grief. They’re both typically quite reserved, but when dealing with extreme emotions, I feel like Norman gets loud and destructive, while Otto’s just completely unreadable, staying stoic and trying to focus on something else so he doesn’t lose control and break down.
Rosie, Otto, and Norman: *Drinking at Otto and Norman's dorm room*
Otto: *In a concern and serious tone* Why would you do that?
Norman: Yeah, what the fuck?
Rosie: *Amused* Have you never heard of gluing them on?
Rosie: *Reaching for her eye* Watch this.
Otto: No, I-
Rosie: *Takes off fake eyelash*
Rosie: *Grins, holding up the fake eyelash*
Otto and Norman: *Croud her in concern, looking at her eye*
Norman: Do you still have eyelashes?!
bitches be like "this is my comfort ship" and it's literally at least one, but usally both of the most traumatized characters together
it's me, i'm bitches
i don't know if anybody's done this one yet. it works either way, honestly
NORMAN: Honey, I know you have a hard time recognizing when people are flirting with you, but have you really not noticed how the majority of Oscorp’s scientists have been throwing themselves at you since we became engaged? // OTTO: What…What are you talking about? // NORMAN: Oh, come on! People fighting over who gets to work the same shifts as you, everyone volunteering to work late — either with you on the late shift, or as a way to impress you —, all the new kids bringing you coffee every morning, the way they pretend to stumble so you’ll catch them, spilling random chemicals on themselves so they’ll have to take a decontamination shower in front of you — // OTTO: That’s why there have been so many spills? // NORMAN: Oh, you beautiful, clueless genius.
Otto: Darling, I know I wouldn’t go chasing after these young kids, right? I’m perfectly happy with you and Gobby.
Norman: Oh, honey, I know you wouldn’t. You wouldn’t even know that they were interested in you in the first place.
Otto: They just want me because I’m taken? That’s it?
Norman: Of course that’s not the only reason! You’re also gorgeous and intelligent and handsome and sweet and you have a great body.
Otto: You basically called me good looking three times.
Norman: And I shall continue to do so!
so there's a farmer's market called "norman's" on my drive home and whenever i pass it i can't help but think about norman and otto moving out to the country post-nwh and, idk, buying a farm or something