#of BOTH gangs of thugs that were sent to fillet him down an alleyway

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

My 6′6 Dragonborn paladin with a natural Intimidate score of +14, wearing heavy scale armour, wielding a sword taller than an average person: Gosh darn it!!! Heck!! Oh golly gee!!! Diddly darn it!! Hecking heck!!! Gosh!!! Oh my goodness!!

My 4′8 Kenku rogue with a natural Intimidate score of +3, wearing thin leather armour over his thin squishy fragile birb body, wielding two daggers that couldn’t weigh down a single piece of paper, in his high-pitched Elmo mimicry voice: CUNTS!! FUCKING SLUTS!!! YOUR MOTHERS SUCK COCKS IN HELL!!!!

#Ruhar is a Good Boi #Kovaris is... a creacher. #X'D X'D X'D #Matt speaks #D&D #guess which one is my favourite to play #X'D #Kovaris actually made new friend tonight!! #no but seriously #everybody rolled so well on their reactions and moods #that my baby ended up making friends #of BOTH gangs of thugs that were sent to fillet him down an alleyway #I mean he payed them and their employer off of course but #they're also friends #X"D X'D #my OCs #kinda