humor me. imagine if you will. dearest wilson, who is in his mid forties and drunk and having a little mope time because he may be a freak but he's a freak with depression. and he's bemoaning to house about his looks bc he saw an old picture of himself from med school or whatever, like fully being a little loser about it. "i used to be so cute. i had friends that would tease me for being a 'prettyboy'. (little sigh)"
and house is eating this UP because of course they're drinking together, he gets to see wilson be like..... an unserious amount of pathetic. literally not even paying attention to the tv anymore. "do i need to insult you more to fill your quota or something"
"no, no it's not that it's just," and wilson is still present enough to know he's gonna regret showing a weakness to house of all people but whatever. "miss being a pretty face i guess, i dunno"
house (who is NEVER going to let this moment be forgotten holy shit) has to like bite his tongue so he doesn't actually laugh in his face and get him to clam up. "aw, jimmy, (takes wilson's jaw and shakes him a bit like silly dudes do or like when you roughhouse with a dog) you're always a pretty face" and he's teasing of course but also. house is house, and house says some peculiar things regarding wilson so how fr he's being is an absolute mystery
cut to house actually looking at him and wilson is staring right back at him like 🥺 with big big beautiful brown cow eyes which are still kind of unfocused, cheeks a little smooshed where house is still holding his face, the weight of his head in his palm when wilson relaxes a little. "you think i'm pretty? 🥺"
and it's so much house has to avert his gaze. loosens his grip into something a little more soft. "yeah. sure"
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thinking about ordering a butch to fuck a fleshlight to show off for me, to prove they’re skilled enough to be inside me. their gaze flicks to mine in search of my approval, tongue swiping hungry over their lower lip, breathing hard, staring as if to tell me with their eyes how badly they wish that fleshlight was me. i spread my legs and make sure they have a good view as i massage my clit, maybe even fuck myself with a dildo, lazily, and they’re forced to keep fucking the fleshlight as i taunt them with my cruel little show. but the whole time i’m cooing, praising them, “you can really give it to a femme, huh prettyboy. watching you makes me so wet. i just know your dick would feel like heaven. you’re a perfect fucktoy, aren’t you.” they’re blushing hard, by this point they’ve gotten themselves so worked up they’re begging, “yes, ma’am, i’m your perfect fucktoy, please can i fuck you, please, please-” so far gone they don’t even have the capacity to be embarrassed, and that’s when i curl my finger to beckon them over to me, and they almost fall over in their eagerness.
they hook my knees over their shoulders and sink into me. i’m so much tighter and firmer than the fleshlight, they can feel it in the resistance pressing back into them, my heat radiating into their inner thighs. their eyelids flutter and they moan, “fuck, you feel so good.”
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It says requests are open but please feel free to ignore if not and ofc don't do it if you do not feel like it or don't have inspo but may I request the mercs (tf2) reacting to finding out the reader (male ofc) has a voice kink and got turned on hearing them talk? Thank you in advance! have a nice day/night !! - transleviathan
Tf2 Mercs Realizing You Have a Voice Kink! || x Male!Reader +/18
Scout
Oh God, he gets so turned on when you tell him.
He already dirty talk babbles, now it's a hell of a lot more intentional.
Pulls you close and whispers dirty things in your ears
"Hey there, baby boy, wanna have a quickie?"/"Hey there prettyboy, you doing anythin' later tonight?"/"I got a bucket of chicken-"
Jeremy HAS and will CONTINUE TO take this as a massive ego stroke that makes him feel high as a kite.
Has asked to see if just his voice can get you off. (embarrassed when it can)
MAFIA VOICE HOTSHOT SCOUT THO
Soldier
He's really confused at first, but understands it after you lay on the compliments about how manly and hot his voice is.
Likes viewing it as him being superior to you in an authority figure in a military sense.
Solly likes dropping his voice suddenly to make you scream in surprise. He likes how you tense up and blush.
High key wants to kiss you when you get embarrassed.
Thinks it's funny when you giggle eagerly when he insults you in a deep voice.
Demoman
He's kinda caught off guard that you find his voice hot, but takes it and sprints with it.
Absolutely turns up the Scottish pet names and slang terms to fluster you. "Attaboy, there's a good lad." Is his favorite way to praise you.
Think it's cute how excited you get when he mutters under his breath.
Tavish grumbles an exasperated "Jesus christ.." and suddenly he has a cute Lil boyfriend in his lap and trying to kiss his face off.
PINS YOU DOWN AND DIRTY TALKS
Engineer
Oh this man takes it and runs with it. As soon as you tell him you like, really, like his voice, he feels his heart flutter
High key wants to role-play a cowboy and outlaw scene where he catches you and you 'convince' him not to turn you in.
You get "howdy"'d a lot more lol
SO MANY SOUTHERN NICKNAMES
Can't help but drop his voice and feel you up, God, he loves the reaction you give. You better be prepared for hot hyperfixation rants
Pyro
Overjoyed that someone actually likes their voice- not in the invasive way. When you confess that you find the muffling of their voice from their gas mask.
They like that your Kink isn't more... explicitly their voice, moreso the muffling.
The heavy breathing and little whines that you can hear when you're close.. nobody else hears that but you, and it turns you on.
Pyro likes talking to you through little orders that are easy to understand. (mmt./sit, mhpay./stay, mm mny./good boy)
Likes grabbing you by your hair and pulling you close to make you listen to the hissing of air from the gas mask.
Heavy
GOD. DAMN. This man goes above and beyond with his accent and russian talk around you after you tell him
He's super flustered but also really happy that you find his voice attractive! He's always been insecure about how he sounds in English because he sounds stupid when he talks in English.
When you express attraction to Heavy's voice, he gets all happy and confident.
"Oh? You like Heavy's voice!" Heavy pins you against a wall, his laugh shaking you. "Good."
Medic
"Oh, but listening to me talking about vivisections grosses you out?" kind of teasing
HUUUUGE ego boost to him, def likes teasing you with his voice and gently touching you in little ways (grabbing thighs, petting stomach, rubbing neck) ALL TOUCHING FROM BEHIND JESUS CHRIST
Again, loves holding you from behind and growling things int your ear as he kisses your neck. (please introduce him to mirror sex PLEASE)
German. So. Much. Fucking. German.
Wants to teach you German so so so badly!!!!
Spy
he knew you had a voice kink as soon as he talked to you.
He loves sneaking up on you and whispering dirty french in your ear. You don't know exactly what he's saying, but you know it's said to make you blush.
Only translates the dirty talk to english to fluster you further with an "Oh, I'm sorry dear, let me translate.."
Spy loves making you flustered with different voices, especially with roleplay scenes (loves dressing up in elaborate roles i'll die on this hill)
Sniper
Pins you against a wall and whispers into your ear, close enough for you to feel the warmth of his breath. "Oh, so you gotta thing for Aussies then? Right, I can work with that, darlin'~"
This man WILL bring you on a sniping mission and order you to get off as his eyes are trained on the target.
Likes how he can just order you to be aroused, just by a certain word or inflection in his speech. He grins like a predator when he realizes his power over you and God. You know it's over for you.
Has offered to dirty talk his way into getting road head
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