#of course not

[wild-west-wind]

This will be the summer I wrangle up an animal and eat it. It's happening. I'm getting my fishing permit on opening day. I will go full gollum lordoftherings on the sweet meat of the river.

#do I know how to fish? #of course not

[billiebooarts]

This game got me in a whirlwind of emotions 🤣

#tears of the kingdom #totk #loz #zelda #link #the legend of zelda #idk why i thought there would be important story stuff where she was standing #of course not

[jaysdoodlehell]

Pov: you are on a trip around rebuilt Cybertron, and try to make a pic of an energon lake, but the winged gremlin "unknowingly" butts in...

#it's not that he wants to be on the photo #of course not #art #traditional art #fanart #transformers #transformers prime #tfp #transformers fanart #starscream #tfp starscream #starscream fanart #decepticons #maccadam #maccadams

[pettson]

maybe everybody moved on but i'm still here:

his reaction. his immediate reaction. is to PANIC. he is launching himself off that chair. like showing concern is one thing but the guy is ready to GO. literally a second ago he was barely even awake but he takes one look at her and goes from 0-100 in 0.2 seconds because someone hurt her. and the fact that tess knows exactly how he's going to react and knows exactly what to say to calm him down is just- i-

#he's so worried!! #i mean he knows she’s tough as nails but is that gonna make joel miller stop worrying about everything that could happen to her? #of course not #like how much did he worry the night before when she didn’t come home? #how relieved was he when she finally walked through that door #joel x tess #the last of us #tess servopoulos #joel miller

[wyvernest]

how do yall feel about this⁉️ (im nervous)

EDIT: POSTED‼️

#me?playing the witcher? #of course not #why would you ask that #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara smut #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o'hara imagine #miguel ohara x reader #miguel ohara #miguel o'hara x reader one shot #atsv miguel #miguel o hara #miguel spiderman #miguel o'hara x you #miguel o’hara smut #miguel spiderverse #miguel x reader #spiderman 2009 #spider man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #spiderman 2099 x reader

[shirojikimattari]

PSA: Beware offers of free meal

Only make the baby jealous after dinner, perhaps?

#shadowheart #shadowtav #Was the free meal worth it #no #of course not #i would rather starve to death than upset my baby #but would i starbe if shadowheart is the whole 5 course meal #anyway tags #baldurs gate shadowheart #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3art #baldurs gate fanart #bg3 shadowheart #baldurs gate tav #jealous shadowheart #isnso fucking cute #shadowheart bg3

[patrothestupid]

#furry #furry art #furry anthro #anthro art #furry goat #of course not

[asterthought]

love your work!! lawlight prompt if you’re still taking them: nightmares with a side of hurt/comfort :3

THANKS, ANON! I'm glad you like my drawings! <3

Here you go:

Light: I thought you were really gone.

L: I'm not.

Light: Please, don't ever die.

L: We all gotta die sometime...

Light: SHUT UP!

#my art #fanart #kallmefren #kallmefren.art #death note #l lawilet #light yagami #lawlight #l x light #silly little doodles #doodle requests #ask #i was definitely not listening to falsettos while drawing this #of course not #i wasn't sobbing through andrew rannells' You Gotta Die Sometime and thinking about L

[rottenlaertes]

I needed to get that tent scene out of my system SO bad. It’s been twitching and biting in my head like a cursed monkey.

Posting a line-art WIP before I potentially mess it up with my crappy coloring skills :)

#rote #realm of the elderlings #fitzloved #the fool #fitzchivalry farseer #the tawny man trilogy #do i feel better now #of course not

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie (booking a room with only one bed for the exact purpose of exactly what your thinking): oh no only one bed…

Scrooge (lay fully clothed on the hard wooden floor): no need to worry. I am comfortable here

Goldie: for the love of Fuck, Scrooge

#I mean honestly what is wrong with him #this happened multiple times #Goldie was dropping the most hintiest hints #and he was OBLIVIOUS #like back in the early days #he was being flirted with so hard #but did he notice?? #of course not #why make things simple #that’s stupid #goldie o'gilt #scrooge mcduck #she was so fed up #and then she started being even meaner #and then he was like heart eyes I want her

[whipbogard]

Professorcore

#harvey dent #wppyart #I’ve always thought the whole professor bit was weird #and random af #but do I care? #of course not #I’m a self-indulgent creature #that canon is alive and well in 2023 it seems

[birdy-bird27]

Oh my god there’s so much to unpack here. There’s so much I have to go back and look over. Like the notes. Wow this was phenomenal. So many more questions?!?

Wow this really made the story feel even more tragic. It feels so real.

The interactions here really make you feel how real they are

Also now the question is who is bon? and where is Jack? If he isn’t bon then something happened to him (I mean could theoretically be Jack still but I highly doubt it)

Wow I just can’t express how much I enjoyed this. Terrifying as usual I can already feel my dreams being haunted

#the walten files #twf #the walten files spoilers #twf spoilers #spoilers #I love what they did with the voices for Molly and Ed #why is bon like that lol #silly dude #also same I would be just as pissed Jack #the fact felix didn’t even go home that night?! #of course not #poor Rosemary #poor Jack #poor everyone man #I hope your haunted forever felix #I wish he did it #so many thoughts #I must ponder #ALSO ROSEMARY VOICE DROP #AND CHARLES #I expect so much fanart

[clockwayswrites]

Also still wild to me to think of my writing having *fans*. I didn't feel right thinking of myself as a writer till this year. You all really are delightful.

#me self esteeme issues? #of course not #why do you ask #blathersandbits

[trivialbob]

This morning we took four dogs to the Minnehaha dog park. Three of them swam in the Mississippi River, then ran through lots of sand. Oliver is too dignified to get dirty like that. He took one sip of the very clear water and declared that to be enough for him.

Much of the sand on the other three dogs later got washed down my bathtub drain. They were so dirty that when we got home I put them outside, then took one at a time upstairs to get bathed. Oliver was the only one who wanted a bath. He didn't need one.

Minneapolis off-leash parks require permits. For years we duly purchased a permit for each dog. I affixed the metal tags to the collars. I even kept the paper permit with me because it said dog owners may need to show that paper permit.

Only once in about 10 years have we ever see a park patrol agent checking permits. Being a rule follower finally paid off! No ticket for me. The agent barely looked at my dogs' permits. Maybe a ticket would have been less expensive than the cost of all those annual permits, I wondered.

Someone that day didn't have a permit. The agent didn't write a ticket; instead she lazily told the guy to just put his dog on a leash.

And that is when I decided I had purchased my final Minneapolis off-leash permit.

#No one checked permits today #Of course not

[angel-bubbles]

bouncer david and bartender angel

#redacted davey #redacted angel #redacted asmr #redacted audio #def not projecting here #of course not #why would i do that #agsjfkkssg