#off topic whatnot

[dateamonster]

everyone stop what youre doing and send up a prayer for the stuffed cheesy bread im trying to make

#ungodly screeching #i decided to give up dominos bc boycotts and ethics and whatnot but i still want that fuckin bread #off topic

[verysaint-tropez]

Graham eating one of his many journals

#Sorry it was the first thing in my mind #Dude is getting disturbing tho #It reminds me of that cover of a goosebump story... The dude eating the turtles and the snails and whatnot #That terrified me as a child #Also it being called eet smakelijk #Vivid childhood nightmares #Bit off topic tho #Tma #the magnus archives #Across the street

[joshicide]

"draw ur oc with the cartoon network palette challenge, guys artists please draw your oc with the cartoon network pa-" ok watch me tear this up

breaking it up for anyone who likes lore in tags

#general topic: POV of someone meeting up with my persona off ?? idk i dont wanna say dating app cause im a child but definetely something co #wouldnt neccessarily say tinder or anything but u get the jist #name age and location just round it out a little #bio is part of narrative #the idea is that youre meeting up with this stupid homo but hes like really fucked in the head edgy #cause all my art is edgy #i like having fun #like the “umm hi swipe rigt if u want me to photograph u please let me please” plays into the weirdo fixated thing #“what the fuck is his issue?” is kinda “is he stupid?” shitpost shit + referring to the thought bubble #>>thought bubble (i wonder how stretchy his ear canal is gonna be) could be double-interpreted #the “correct” interpretation #i.e. the canonical one (how this exchange would continue) is the POV character being dismembered and josh persona character messing around #the wrong interpretation would be fucking.. like.. ear canal penetration which is insane and sick in the head but i think giving people thi #>>“kannibalepilled dismembercel” is just fitting fixation brainrot cuz dismemberment and cannibalism r dope #“but THAT was his BIGGEST MISTAKE” is one of the running consistent lines one of the youtube channels i watch always includes whenever like #in this drawing referring to the stupid fucking idiot who decided to meet up with my persona character #the “sonrie si quieres sexo” (smile if you want sex) shirt is an inside joke with a friend of mine which i slapped on the tee because it fe #then again nothing i make is #stuff like “DIE DIE DIE DIE” and “4vaHELL!” are just edgy tags my friends and i throw up on soundcloud and spotify and whatnot #uhhh lastly the cat doodle is meant to mimic the persona-characters' facial expression cuz i thought it would be cute #yeah #thank u for coming to my tedtalk #sh cw #image post #indie comics #gay #comic #webcomic #comic art #drawing

[worstloki]

I don’t feel like making the meme but scientist Jane and Loki clasping hands in solidarity over Taika and hemsworth belittling their characters and disregarding their importance from previous storylines in an effort to make themselves look cool

like ok we get it's a retcon but people liked the old versions too 🙄

#Thor 4 #it's really weird because being smart is like a token thing thrown in as 'good' but only good for specific things #like with Thor and Bruce talking about the wormhole and which ship is suitable #like ok so bruce bad hulk good but it's okay for thor to know what he's doing because he's confident and powerfully fights people #it's wack #doesn't feel right #now that Jane being an astrophysicist is half crossed off my Thor 4 wishlist that only leaves #no fatphobia in the play and not making cancer a topic of comedy #I feel like Jane and Thor breaking up will somehow be made funny no matter the circumstances #im assuming everyone is going to be fanservice at some point or other #but then it's almost guaranteed less racist casting than notable other shows #hhh #mixed feelings all around #it's not like it's a complete bad thing to disregard previous character arcs and whatnot but i don't favour the way it's brushed over #just SAY you're changing the things instead of saying Jane being human and smart sucked and Loki was being a whiny orphan #😔

[the-down-upside-finch]

@my-cursed-prince I'm making a separate post about this because I might explode if I don't start ferally rambling

First of all. If you're interested in religious stuff in fiction (trauma or otherwise) I am happy to tell you that I once did a workshop (I was the "presenter") on how to create and build fantasy/general fiction religions. I'm probably a bit rusty on that info now, but it's something I still consider myself well-versed with haha

Anyways, gonna ramble:

RELIGIOUS TRAUMA MY DEAR FRIEND... Most of my stories have a dose of this because they say write what you know, and my religious background consists of me being one religion, attending the church of a different religion, and living in a place where basically everyone is of ANOTHER different religion. (Fun fact, my roommate once ranted to me about how she wasn't part of a cult and proceeded to convince me that she actually is part of a cult.)

OKAY SO. While religion isn't necessarily part of the main plot in Pentad of Un, it does come up frequently! In chapter 22, I go a bit overboard on providing information about one of the religions in the world (Abvolism) because it was actually a meta joke at one point and I just never changed it aduhsfdshfdgsiu so yeah. I think it also comes up a bit towards the end of chapter 6, but it's mostly just an introduction to the different beliefs that Adif, Jelro, and Shayrow have.

The cult that's brought up in chapter 30 doesn't get covered very in-depth thus far in the story (and I'm not sure if it ever will be relevant enough for that), but I do have some notes on it in terms of what they believe in and whatnot. The short of it is that it's a cult of merfolk that follow the old practices of accepting "sacrifices" (ships and whatnot) to take to the ruler of the Depths, who is referred to as "Bythsos" in Merrow languages. Basically, Hell is at the bottom of the ocean and merfolk in this cult sacrifice souls to make sure they aren't getting yoinked out of existence.

Faith plays a HUGE role in Stained Integrity, but it's a little different here because having faith in The Astrals (Stell, Lune, and Sol) and The Wyrds (Spinner, Allotter, and Inevitable) is literally known as "the faith" because there isn't much else that anyone worships.

BUT THERE IS A VERY DANGEROUS CULT!

They are known as "Destringers" for the way that the claim that they can escape fate by "taking control of their thread." For context, "thread" and "life" are used interchangeably in this world, as Spinner creates each soul's life-thread, Allotter decides how long each thread will be, and Inevitable cuts the thread when it's time for a life to end.

Destringers preach the idea that your life can be separated from the thread, meaning that you choose when you die and are not bound by "fate." Yes, they claim that you can be immortal... for a small price.

The faith itself has two main categories, for lack of a better word. For general services and worship, the temple cousins and contemplatives give orisons (prayers) to both The Astrals and The Wyrds. Some temples are standalone, while others double as covensteads where practitioners of astral magic train and provide their skills to anyone in need of their services (such as healing magic).

There are also standalone covensteads, since practicing magic is not necessarily tied to being of the faith, although they are connected.

As it stands in this world, "practitioner" almost always denotes that the individual is female. A man practicing magic is so "abnormal" that it creates this vicious cycle where men don't want to practice magic, so practitioners remain mostly female, and so on. (Please bear with me, as this is an extremely complex circumstance of this world that gets fleshed out and addressed in the story.)

But there is a whole additional layer to the faith: the Diviner, and the Astral Weapons.

The Diviner is considered by some as the last/only descendant from The Astrals, and they alone have the power of prophetic sight. (I'm still working on some of the nitpicky lore.) They are the one that chooses the Astral Weapons: Stell's Spear, Sol's Bow, and Lune's Blade. (Basically, the Diviner chooses a successor each time one of these individuals nears the end of their thread.)

The Astral Weapons are each gifted with power from whichever of The Astrals that they wield the weapon of, and they're supposed to use their power to maintain balance across the lands. They aren't necessarily considered deities or anything, but because they directly represent The Astrals and Their will, they are usually regarded as a higher power of sorts.

...I kind of went off-topic but yeah. I'm super big on this kind of worldbuilding, and you'll definitely see the effects that religion has on the characters in my stories.

#Zeta Rambles #About the OCs #Pentad of Un #Stained Integrity Series #YOU DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE TO READ ALL OF THIS. I JUST WANTED TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT #I will gladly make a more coherent explanation of how the hierarchies work and whatnot but I was already veering way off topic haha #Long Post

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Once again mystery proves that she’s the mature one in the fandom. I applaud you 👏

Alskkdkjfkdjd! Thank you!

#I’m just tired of the fighting. Let people enjoy what they wanna enjoy #mystery anon #off topic #I prefer the games and movies. I’m not gonna tell y’all that you’re not ‘real sonic fans’ for liking IDW or memes and whatnot #That’s just childish. Y’all go ahead and enjoy what you want. I’m just gonna be rockin in my own corner and play with my blorbos like barbie

[clueless1995]

god hearing ads for true crime podcasts is bad enough but the ones where they use audio/dramatised audio of people screaming or crying on the phone to emergency services are so fucking evil what is wrong with you people

#at least when its some 30something amateur ‘investigative journalist’ bragging about how they did sharp objects irl #i can tune it out until i grab my phone to skip ahead #but hearing some woman scream that someone killed her baby when im not expecting it is so rough #and i don’t have any personal experience with a situation like that. it must be so much worse for people who have #generally idk how i feel about regulations and whatnot but i think advertising is something that should have limits #like im also sick of gambling ads where they just slap a Gamble Responsibly at the end and call it good enough when gambling is a huge #issue in this country #i especially hate the gambling ads clearly marketed towards kids it’s so evil #like. i understand that on the topic of gambling people think that regulation is government hand-holding and we should let adults do what #they want #but if that’s the case then why are drugs criminalised #idk it’s a topic where i’m just going off of my gut feeling because i haven’t done any proper research into it #im just sick of gambling companies using memes and video games and whatever to advertise and then pretending Its Definitely Not Aimed At Kid #s #wow these tags went a bit off topic

[lez-exclude-men]

It's annoying when the "wrong" posts get attention. Like something you just word vomited in annoyance that wasn't like, prepped for peer review, gets spread around and breaks containment and then your notifs get flooded with people telling you all the nuances you missed and how you're wrong etc etc. And it's just like. Y'all. I do not care. I do not give a single shit what you think. This was not something I was putting out there for discussion. It wasn't carefully worded, it wasn't meant to get any more than *maybe* two likes. The fact that yall are starting discourse on this post is ridiculous. So I turned off reblogs and yet people were still commenting on it and sending me anons 🙄 so I yeeted the post. I'll probably still get a few anons about it but like. It was an OPINION. A FLEETING thought. I was not engaging at all and I don't intend to (so if you see this and send me anons about that post anyway, just know they'll be deleted bc I. Do not. Care. about your opinions on the subject)

#shut up shut up shut up #generally i dont mind discourse and whatnot but like #quit pickin apart the subtleties of how i worded that post!! i was not trying to be nuanced and reasonable!! i was merely fussing #its not that deep #and you can disagree with me all you want on that topic i DO NOT CARE and im not going to respond either!! #*grumble grumble* #lezpost #turning reblogs off on this post preemptively bc fuck it #never thought id use or appreciate that feature after they rolled it out but yknow what. sometimes it is nice to yoink peoples privileges #also i should google how to turn off comments bc i havent figured that one out yet

[rouge-the-bat]

I have an idea for a yu yu hakusho swap au:

Yusuke swapping with Keiko

Kuwabara swapping with Shizuru

Hiei swapping with Yukina

Kurama swapping with Shiori

Botan swapping with Koenma

Genkai swapping with Younger Toguro

This is just the basis I will flesh ideas more later.

tbh ive never been one for aus personally- just not really my cup of tea is all! well aside from like, "what if this situation went more in this other direction?" sorta aus, thats more what i prefer to think on sometimes (but overall im usually focused on thinking about New Scenarios the characters can get up to together lol) -but that does sound like it could be interesting to play around with! i think ive actually seen fanart at one point of a yusuke-keiko and genkai-toguro swap (where keiko and genkai were gonna face off in the dark tournament), but idk where it may have been :O it looked p cool tho from what i remember!

edit: actually this post suddenly showed up in my recommends with the source to that fanart i mentioned!!

#starry asks #yyh #sorry im not much of an au guy ^^;; #they can have interesting aspects to them but theyre just not really much to my taste #ig maybe its bc im just really attached to characters as they are? its the version of them that i fall in love with #so switching them up or putting them in different worlds or modern/powerless aus or whatnot just dont really appeal to me much :O #they can be kinda fun to think about for a lil bit. picture a couple tiny scenarios. but they dont keep my interest farther than that #more power to those that do enjoy them tho! glad ppl have fun with them :3 #wait actually thats probably why im like. so disinterested in most of the different versions of the sonic canon tbh #bc im so attached to the characters how they are in the games canon #and the other canons are basically kinda aus and im just not really into that #sonic x is v much part of my childhood but the differences of canon is still odd to me #i enjoy the new sonic movies a lot but im not nearly invested in those versions of the characters as i am the game ones #never been interested to check out the comics. too much is different in them #kinda off topic tho. lol

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

hi! can you do a percy jackson x daughter of hera!reader? she's supposed to not have children but it would be pretty interesting if she did, and im curious🤍🤍

⋆⭒˚.⋆ percy jackson x daughter of hera! reader hcs

content: percy jackson x daughter of hera! reader hcs warning: i was about to say none all happy like but literally the second line has 'fuck' so...language author's note: okay okay still rereading rn and i have vague memories of hating hera for some reason that is alluding me but i've made the excitative decision that all of whatever she did that was so bad to piss 12 yr old me off...doesn't exist???? if i ever write anything that agrees with canon, kill me bc it's NOT me yall it is an imposter fr

forbidden girl with forbidden boy????

i like to imagine zeus pissed off hera, as he often does, and she was just like 'okay fuck you' and slept with a marriage counselor

but also connected with him on an emotional level bc like i feel like she needs that??? idk, not a huge fan of hers but whatevas

i just know as the daughter of marriage, you value loyalty about everything else

which is why percy, who's fatal flaw is loyalty, is perfect for you.

you know he's loyal, so loyal it'll kill him

that's the kinda man you need

also, the princess treatment is real

hera has her eyes on you, always

youre her only child, like, ever.

of course she's watching you every second of every day

zeus can't even kill you if he wanted too, hera having grown too fond and would surely destroy all of olympus if he tried

your cabin would have a very soft and pastel aesthetic and honestly percy prefers it to his cabin

also i feel like you would be vegetarian at the least bc like...that's fucked up if you eat cow...like your mom would not be happy with that

if you are, percy goes out of his way to make sure your comfortable

"oh, is that vegetarian?? no?? then get it tf away from me and my precious girl???"

forces (she would do it willingly) sally to fill the freezer with vegetarian snacks just for when you come over

also, you like always look put together.

even in sweatpants and one of percy's shirts, your hair manages to fall in just a perfect way and your eyelashes look like they have mascara on but you don't

just a pretty pretty princess fr

percy goes out of his way to spoil you just because he wants to, no other reason

"why are you giving me a peacock??"

"...do you want it or not?"

"hEY! mr. prince would like you not to refer to him as an 'it' anymore." you huff, crouching down and instantly pulling the peacock into your arms, cooing at him gently

"wait, wait, you can talk to it??"

"HIM!"

"WHATEVER"

so in love

also your father??? best man ever

loves percy

loves you

in that order too

jk jk i kid

not really tho

he's just a man who's really in touch with his emotions and he was just such a good father to you, subtly making you comfortable with the concept of greek gods and whatnot as a child

also, jason and thalia?? best step siblings ever

they just welcome you into the family without even thinking about it

one second you weren't there and then the next you were.

when percy comes around asking for permission to marry his daughter, your father just smirks and shakes his head at percy

"you're asking the wrong parent, percy."

which is exactly what percy didn't want to hear

he didn't want to talk to your mother, the GODDESS AND PERSONIFICATION of marriage, about marrying her only daughter.

surprisingly, hera took it pretty okay, instantly gushing about how pretty you'll look at your wedding.

percy joined in and then it was just the two of them raving about how pretty you were

which was a topic percy could talk about all day

actually, anything to do with you, could leave him yapping for days or weeks or months

that's just how enamored he is

#postcards from covey ౨ৎ #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson x reader

[slutforsnow]

*evil laugh*

imagine president!coryo with a bratty!reader. Coryo hates when people talk back to him or tell him what to do.

Since he's president, nobody tells HIM what to do. expect reader🙈

"don't talk to me like that."

"aw, did i make you mad? didn't know the president was a little cry baby."

then he fucks readers brains out <3

Hold Your Tongue

Cw/TW: Coryo is his own warning tbh 💀, spanking, slut shaming? (HE WOULD), inappropriate use of piss, mean!Coryo, president!Coryo

As much as Coryo loves his dear wife, she could be a bratty bitch. Thinking she could run her mouth off to her little friends about how much their sex life had gone down since he became president and now had to attend all these fancy balls, galas, parties, and whatnot. Sure, it was nice to see his wife all dressed up like a doll and looking sexy, but running her mouth off? That was over the line.

That's how the couple landed in this situation. She had begun to run her pretty little mouth again, and one of her friends had said something along the lines of divorce.

The second the young president of Panem had ensured all the guests had left, he had bound his wife to their shared bed by her wrists, using the special handcuffs he had made for them; engraved with his last name to make sure she understood her punishment. She was also stripped of her dress and lingerie she had worn underneath it.

"I cannot believe you would allow your friends to say something so stupid," He began, slowly unbuttoning his red corset-vest. "Of all the things you had to let slide, it was a topic of divorce?"

"What's so bad about it? She was joking and drunk, I doubt she'll remember it, Coryo," She retorted, pouting a little and tugging wrists forward to try and free herself. Coryo had a tendency go purposely leave the cuffs loose enough for her so she could claw at his back, leaving red marks and little crescent moons from her nails. This time, however, the cuffs were tight enough to where she could barely wiggle her wrists. "Now, loosen the cuffs, I wanna get my makeup off!"

He didn't take lightly to her demanding tone. "Don't talk to me like that," He spat, dropping his vest on the floor, which was soon followed by his dress shirt.

"Awh, did I make you mad? I didn't know the president was a-" She was cut off by a sharp THAWCK against her skin.

Tears pricked her eyes, and she tried to blink them away. She knew Coryo was pissed, but to spank her with his belt on her thigh?

"I told you not to speak to me like that. Now look at you; crying like a little whore because I punished you like one. Don't you dare cry because there's going to be a lot more where that came from," He threatened, glaring down at her. Before she could think, Coryo raised his arm again and another thwack echoed in their bedroom.

"Now, I think we need to revisit a certain setting," He added, tossing his belt to the side and kicking his dress pants to the side, along with his black boxers.

"Wha- huh-" She questioned, semi-dazed from getting spanked only twice. Whatever strength ran through his veins really knocked the wind out of her and replaced it with dopamine.

"Don't play dumb," He chided, slamming his leaking member into her tight cunt causing her to let out a loud cry of pleasure. He continued his harsh pace while pinching and twisting her hard nipples as he marked her neck and collarbone with hickies.

All she could do while he overstimulated her body was moan, mewl, and scream his name. He was fucking the brattiness out of her, reducing her into a brainless whore, but did he care? No, he didn't care. She was going to learn one way or another.

Feeling her walls squeeze and grip on his cock, he smirked, pounding faster into her, pressing a hand to her lower abdomen. Something felt off about it this time; he could feel the bulge, which was normal, but it happened.

As Coryo was fucking his wife's brains out, she pissed while she came and he stopped his ruthless fucking. As y/n was coming down from her sex high, babbling utter nonsense, Coryo watched piss and cum leak from her folds leak onto the bed.

It was... entertaining.

Smirking to himself, he decided to continue fucking himself balls deep into her cunt, which resulted in more cries of pleasure, well more of pain this time, as he fucked y/n harder than ever before. He had to watch it again, no matter how many times it took.

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