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aylinluna · 3 months
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alan, you have a bad mouth. what the fuck.
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pharawee · 3 months
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Everything can change at any time. One day you may not believe in the same things anymore.
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ablazenqueen · 5 months
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Jeff: *literally just stating facts*
Alan: awwwww don’t be jealouusss 🥰🥹😘 you know you’re my fave 😍💖😊
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hairychestloversblog · 4 months
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When he offers his bare chest for your pleasure 😊
Mmmmhhhh 🧐 Which to start with? 🤤
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tonguetyd · 3 months
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Prayer Circle to Sleep
🕯️🕯️ everyone reading this who is trying for tickets to Teeth of God tour tomorrow gets in the sections they want 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ people trying to scalp tickets eat shit 🕯️🕯️
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lilac-hecox · 8 months
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So like Anthony's ex talked about talking about how he talked about her in some of the Smosh reunion videos and that she was going to make a video about it. She did.
I will be honest and say I know very little about her outside of watching some tea videos about their relationship and the vlog channel they had, and hearing Anthony's comments and takes on things, and how she once got angry online because he said in his draw my life video that she used him and was manipulative.
So, this is just a recap of what she said from her video about him/Smosh:
Anthony's ex's perspective is that she is getting blamed for the Smosh break up because neither Ian nor Anthony wants to take responsibility for the friendship crumbling.
After the video, she called Ian's long-term ex Melanie and talked for an hour, and they both agreed that Ian and Anthony threw her under the bus and made her the Yoko Ono of Smosh.
She says that the friendship began to crumble when Ian began dating Melanie because Anthony and Melanie didn't get along. She said that Anthony told her when he started dating her verbatim that he "hated her." "Couldn't stand her." "Found her very annoying." "Literally couldn't be in the same room as her."
She says that when she started dating Anthony Ian got upset that Anthony started being a good boyfriend to her and devoted 30 hours a week to her and was a better boyfriend to her than Ian was to Melanie and it caused tension in Ian's relationship with Melanie. That Melanie compared the way Anthony was with her with how Ian was treating his gf and how Anthony was "proud" of his gf and featured her in videos.
She said Ian never liked her and was mean to her. That he was fake towards her and she never understood him. They never fought and got along if they were in the same room. She said they didn't vibe with each other and that Ian didn't care to make any kind of effort to be her friend.
She brings up the low blow of Anthony saying that he tried to have a heart to heart with Ian in 2017 about how he almost married her and how it was a bad relationship and she says if Anthony is so happy in his relationship that he "constantly talks about how happy he is (with Mykie) and how great it is and that he moved on why does he keep talking about her"
She said if she was so terrible, why did he propose to her. Why did he beg for her back multiple times.
She also mentions how he now edited her out of his draw my life video the good and the bad things about her. She thinks he did that to hurt her.
Earlier in the video, she also says that they broke up in part because she stopped being attracted to him, and she got 'the ick' over him.
Later, she talks about Anthony being an introvert and how they were similar in lifestyle decisions. Then she says she wants to date someone introverted again.
My perspective/opinion (and again I don't really know her that well or know the ins and outs of their relationship) is sort of that she is just kind of making a bigger deal out of it than it really is. She's got people hyping her up in her comments saying Ian and Anthony are misogynistic for blaming their problems on a woman, and she's replying to those in positive ways. Admittedly, I'm biased because I'm a Smosh fan and a fairly new one who is learning lore. But it just kinda smacks of using the Smosh reunion for views, get people talking, etc.
Also, people are definitely allowed to talk about their relationships, and it goes both ways. She mentioned that if he's so happy, why is he mentioning her. In his POV, the relationship was toxic and had abusive elements. I was in an abusive relationship, and despite moving on and being happy, sometimes you just remember crap and you're like "man good thing that didn't actually work out."
Her being kinda snotty about how Anthony has to keep talking about how happy he is with Mykie just comes off as bad vibes.
Idk! Also, the stuff about Ian and Melanie. Ian and Melanie appear to still be friends or close, so whatever issues they had there is apparently no ill will between them when she kind of paints Melanie as being on her "side."
My take (which is just my opinion) is that I don't trust her really and this feels like a cash in on the Smosh reunion and the fact that she just moved back to LA and that a majority of her audience knows her because of her relevancy of being his ex.
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dollypopup · 1 year
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enough of pen hot and bothered over thirst trap colin. i want this woman making heart eyes at him as he hoovers crumbs off his shirt. just full blown weirdo. watches as he turns to whoever else is looking at him going 'these are my crumbs! get your own!' and she's just sighing all heartsick like 'isn't he dreamy?'
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katronautt · 1 year
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"HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT BATTLING WITH TROLLS OR ORCS, BUT MEN?"
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pharawee · 5 months
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*หนู /nuː˩˩˦/
mouse; rat.
(figurative) young person; child.
used as a title or term of address
(colloquial, sometimes considered derogatory and offensive) used as a title for or term of address to a young or younger person.
(colloquial, humble) used by a person to refer to oneself when speaking to an older person or person of higher status. 
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snakeredbirdbatkatana · 8 months
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I got an idea but not sure if it would work would the flaming green Mountain Dew fix Oracles spine or no genuinely wondering ?
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3vocatio · 2 years
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obm devs are a joke lmfao the fact that they had the audacity to self-plagiarize such a tender scene with solomon still irks me to this day.
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bitchfitch · 10 months
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tbh the only good thing about living in the type of building that is continuously under construction, has a garage mechanic in residency, and is on a road that gets an insane amount of traffic given the city is that my cats simply do not care about fireworks. loud sudden bangs is just par for the course around here.
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deathfavor · 2 months
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@requiemofrebellion said: ❝ i’m all yours. ❞ (hanma to kazutora)
Possessive, territorial, and jealous starters
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Three words. Three simple words that have Kazutora silenced in surprise. Three words that have the jealous claws withdrawing and the snarls silenced in his throat. It's a truth that is not nearly as secretive as the tiger thinks ; at least to the people who know him. Kazutora has a jealous streak that flares with wild abandon when he feels threatened. When he's afraid of someone better stealing his spot with someone he cares about it. It makes the demons in his head shriek in horrific pandemonium, and his anger, his jealousy, show with a vibrant intensity. Shuji's words quiet all the chaos in his heart and head, a blanket of comfort that smother his jealous and scared fire.
He's used to the idea of someone calling him theirs. Their tiger, their kitten, their Tora. Not that many have ever said it, anyone without permission gets a brutal and bloody correction. But someone saying they're his? His breath catches, eyes widening as he stares at Hanma.
The heat of rage, the yearn to carve himself and his marks into Hanma's skin fades away, and it softens into a gentle kind of warmth. It no longer risks burning everything, but crackles and pops like a fire in the hearth of his heart. His. Hanma is his. His shoulders relax, everything else tuned out.
" Mine. " Kazutora repeats, but his voice is soft and gentle rather than a possessive snarl. He can snarl it later, when he makes sure to leave his marks. Right now it feels almost dreamlike, as if he'll wake up and this moment will shatter. All his. It makes his heart feel so delicate and fragile in his chest, but like it's cradled and guarded by Hanma's hands.
" All mine. " He whispers again, feeling the shape of the words on his tongue as he reaches up and pulls Hanma down towards him. " My Shuji. " he breathes, a delicate smile breaking his features when he pulls Hanma in for a kiss. Maybe he should be crushing their lips together and ensuring everyone knows that Hanma is his and they'll be facing his volatile rage if they try to challenge it. But Hanma's words have offered an unexpected stable, calming assurance that shows in the way he kisses Hanma this time. Less aggressive, less desperate, more confident and assured when he cradles Hanma's face in his hands. His.
" And I'm all yours. " He slowly breaks from the kiss, a smile on his lips as he murmurs the truth against Hanma's lips. He affectionately bumps their foreheads against each other, like a cat nuzzling for more attention. " Sorry. " He adds softly, hears turning a shade of red as he reflects on his attitude. " I just - " I got scared. I got scared you'd think they were better. He bites down those words, swallowing the lump in his throat and refocuses on Hanma as he wraps his arms around his neck and buries his face into the nook of Hanma's neck and shoulder.
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alivegirlmari · 11 months
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thinking about the differences between the first hunt and the pit girl hunt, and i'm so excited to see how they change and refine their rituals. shauna was meant to kill nat in the cabin, but travis interrupting is what creates the chase aspect. they clearly keep that. why? so when they kill, it feels earned? bc it offers the promise of escaping, outsmarting? but where can you really run to? javi dies when nat picked the card, allowing for a 'you're safe if someone else dies instead' rule, but that doesn't seem to be the case with pit girl, who is bare foot and only wearing a long white shirt. is there some sort of ceremony beforehand, where she's cleaned, dressed, and sent out? nat only got a head start bc she ran; is pit girl given a specific amount of time before they go after her? there's only a small number of survivors left eating her, so it's probably not the first pit hunt, and those clothes (or lack of) don't exactly seem compatible with running, so do they have different types of hunts? how many? do they vary by season? do they continue to have human hunts when other food sources become available? is hers a 'meet death via the pit, the elements, or us' type? offering the choice of how you want to die, or is the pit to stop her from truly going anywhere far? etc.
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reformedpeasant · 3 months
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I've been having some interesting dreams in terms of I keep contacting demons in them??? this one was more chill than yesterdays but that's because I woke up before what I could only assume would be a very upset demon came after me
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