#office bio

[yeoldenews]

A mother's word for word transcription of the imaginary phone call her four-year-old made to Santa Claus in 1911.

(source: The Harbor Beach Times, December 22, 1911.)

Through some outrageous case of serendipity I found a recording of another phone call this same child made 60 years later. Though I have to say his choice of conversational partner is a definite downgrade from the first call.

#I've started using 'our bees are all dead' as my standard filler during lulls in conversation #and no I am not kidding #that is actually 64 year old George Arthur Lincoln in the recording #I'm writing up a bio of him that will hopefully be up within a few days #because this kid grew up to be involved in Forrest Gump levels of 20th century historical events #he was the youngest american general in wwii and was involved in the strategy of d-day and the planned invasion of Japan #he was at yalta and potsdam #he started a social sciences department at West Point #which resulted in his students being called commies because why should soldiers study culture and economics instead of shoot gun at thing #he ended up as the director of the office of emergency preparedness while nixon was president - hence the phone call #this poor man had to sit through so many meetings with Henry Kissinger #his younger brother (Waunce from the letter) was also a general #they were known as 'big abe' and 'little abe'

[hyemine]

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[amekajies]

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𝒥’ai gaspillé ma vie à jouer ᜑ 🃜🃚🃖

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[hya6cin7hus]

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[iluvhanni]

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#cute bios #iluvhanni #2000s #layouts #office siren #moodboard #giselle #aespa #aespa moodboard #instagram bios #it girl

[ratfish-blues]

But also interacting with school admin and having to scramble to explain each of the parental figures in a socially acceptable way is such a violently relatable poly family mood it's not even funny

#wwdits #nothing like one of your bio parents partners coming to pick you up from the nurses office #and you gotta just sit and wait for them to announce whatever lie they're using to the lady at the check out desk #because otherwise you might accidentally call them an uncle when they told admin they were a housemate or something #and it just becomes a whole situation #maybe not as big of a thing for kids on poly families NOW #but I was growing up in the early 2000nds #it would not have gone over well if the school had known

[cridly87]

i hate this guy so much hes literally the worst shitty fs cg au oc!!!

#anti chief fire officer boyce #shout out to my pal who put the dni in her bio she's a real one #the hatred is only slightly exaggerated but the dni is a joke #fireman sam #cgi fireman sam #mine

[dulcisregnumdorm]

Temperence Celeritas Von Schweetz

More info under the cut

Name: Temperance Celeritas Von Schweetz

Age: 21

Gender: Bigender

Sexuality: Pansexual

Pronouns: He(preferred)/She

Year: 3

Best Subject: Trans mutation

Birthday: November 4th

Twisted From: King Candy 

Class: Class C (No.5)

Club: Motorsports Club

Height: 5’4 (5’8 in platforms)

Hobby: Racing,Playing Arcade games,Stunt driving,shopping

Homeland: Glace Duchy (current) Turio (former)

Likes: Racing, Electronic music,going on road trips,stunts Dislikes: Things not going as planned,people who destroy things,people who speak down on her dream

Unique Magic: TURBO TASTIC (Can call upon different alter egos when needed)

VA: Shizuka Ito

Nicknames: Creepy Crawly (Floyd),King,Temp

Pet Peeves: Lazy people, Cold weather,bug spray

Favorite Food: Honey BBQ chicken

Least Favorite Food: Tomatoes

Talent(s): Racing,Event planning,fixing machines,playing mind games

Zodiac:Scorpio

Personality type: ENTJ-T (Commander)

Personality: Temperence can be one of two things at a certain time, around the people he cares about she is sweet, kind and very loyal (most of the time). Around everyone else Temperence can come across as very cocky with the need to try and one up those he views as a hindrance to her achieving her goals. Of course opinions on Temp will vary who you talk to so your best bet is getting to know the aspiring legacy racer yourself.

 Fun Facts:

Terrence and Vincent are Temp’s half siblings

Temp loves body horror movies

Between the two Temperence would take part in Nascar

You can find Temperence chewing gum often (no its not because he’s a bubblegum cy-being)

^ It’s because chewing gum helps Temp calm down

Temperence lost his leg after being involved in a car crash cause by his grandfather

Loves to dress in vaporwave type clothes

Especially one piece jumpsuits

Do not let Temperence go shopping in the beauty section of the mall cause she will come back with 5 types of lip glosses 

Loves to have tea with Riddle and is often invited to the dorms unbirthday parties as long as he brings some sugar cubes as payment

Due to already being able to do thanks to having wings Temperence has difficulty flying on a broom like his other siblings.

Temp has been a huge fan of Lightning McQueen ever since he was a small child and dreams of meeting him one day

Temperence has become the designated dorm leader to deal with any kind of insect in any location in NRC 

Sometimes Temp exhibits more animalistic quirks (chirping when happy,cooing stuff like that)

^same applies to Terrence and Vincent

Due to being a cy-being canadian hybrid  Temp and take heavy hits (the same can apply to Vincent and Terrence)

Has fought Floyd once (AND WON despite going to in-school suspension but it COUNTS)

Sometimes during dorm meetings Temperence may appear taller due to flying in one place (he wants to feel tall)

#temperence #offical character bio #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #my art #temperence celeritas von schweetz #🧁

[soldier-poet-king]

my gaming pc is just????? shot to hell???? IDK WHAT HAPPENED ive been trying every fix i know for the past 3 hours to NO avail and it's like

at this point i might have to take it in but idek WHERE to take it, i bought it custom in 2020, and i have fairly decent knowledge and have taken it apart and reassembled it, but whatever this is, is beyond my ability to diagnose\

i am truly just. SO upset. i would gladly welcome an asshole mainsplaining techbro into my home rn if he could FIX THIS without my having to spend a zillion dollars and play the anxiety waiting game for a professional diagnosis

#the duality of fran #yeah yeah there are worse things #but i wanna play bg3 and cry #im very small and very tired and overwhelmed #fans are on incl gpu fans #so i dont think its a power issue #BUT power button light isnt on and pc wont shut down unless i cut off the power at the outlet #like i cant just hold to shut down #let alone get a signal to the monitor #tried resetting the cmos to factory settings to see if it would reset the bios #no luck\ #unplugged and replugged the RAM and gpu in case smthn was disconnected for whatever reason. no luck #like idk what to do beyond this! idk how to diagnose what's wrong bc i cant narrow down whats malfunctioning #i cant even get it to boot up properly #and i dont want to keep half booting it up and then murdering it by unplugging since the power button isnt working #\i feel like the power button not shutting it down is significant but idk what to DO with that info #fuck me. i need to get drunk and cry but i have work tmrw and i have to go to this important out of office meeting ALONE WITH STRANGERS #AND i took off the tattoo bandaid and im SO itchy and one spot is a lil oozy right in the elbow crease

[clansunsharp]

if it seems like my activity here has slowed down its because i am no longer unemployed

#i work at a garden center now so its not even an office job where i can fuck around online on the clock #which is good i cant stand office work but yknow #less dragon time than i used to have #i still want to keep updating my bios though #slowly but surely #pin talks

[sunwarmed-ash]

A B and G! For the ask meme :D

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

omg so fucking many. Here's as many as my brain can think of rapid fire from my ao3 list

Hankconvin & hankvin1700 and any iterations of the DBH boys,

Steddiegrove and any mix of the Stranger Things dumbo boys (Steve Eddie Billy, sometimes jonathan)

Drarry always-JK is a CUNT.

Roy/Jamie/Keeley, Roy/Jamie, Ted/Trent, Keeley/Rebecca, Roy/Trent 👀 (may the fic finish itself soon) from Ted Lasso

Peter Parker/Eddie Brock/Venom, Peter Parker/Harry Osborn, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Peter Parker/Matt Murdock, Petercest, Starker, Peter Parker/Anyone (Andrew!Peter was the one I grew up with <3 I love him with pretty much anyone and he's got so much potential for tragic backstory with all of them. I love love Tom's too :D he's such a cutie and Tom is also a really incredible human being and actor. Hard to choose a fav Peter when every one I've seen has been amazing!)

John Bender/Andrew Clark from the breakfast club. I do love me some enemies to lovers and this fucking movie. Enough I wrote 54k+ of fanfiction for it

Wincest, Sam/Dean Winchester- Sorry not sorry, I clearly labeled to dove in the freezer DO NOT EAT!

Marty/Rust-True Detective. BRING ON THE DYSFUNCTION

Izzy/Blackbeard, Steddyhands, blacksteade, teal oranges from OFMD

Nick/Schmidt from New Girl

El/Q from Magicians

Ryan/Jim from the US The Office

Johnlock, Hilson, any version of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes thats gay

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

oh man, I feel like this is a rarepair question. Let me check the ol' archive....

hahahahaha well this is gonna give away more about me than I probs want, but we got some Norman/Peter Parker in here, and Swayze and Sam Elliots characters in Road House👀🌶️

oh man also my ST mutuals got me allll into Robin/Heather, I can't stop thinking about them and Heather and Billy being cunty platonic bffs

Ooooo spanish Jackie/Jim 😍& Izzy/Lucius from OFMD

I also guess I ship Ted and Rebecca now. I didn't until that last fucking episode and I saw all four of them in her house and I went. OH. Okay yeah I get it now.

G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?

oh yeah hahaha I probably started fan shipping in my early teens and it was either Draco/Harry or Max/Jude from Across the universe <3

thanks for the asks, they were really fun!

#sunwarmed ash #max asks #max answers #ash asks #ash answers #find me on ao3 #link in bio #detroit become human #stranger things #the breakfast club #true detective #harry potter #our flag means death #tasm peter parker #into the spider verse #supernatural #ted lasso #the magicians #the office

[bravevolunteer]

i feel like it’s time for my regular reminder that michael is afraid of bees

#i just think that i need to say this again. i think it’s important JDKSHDKD #the fears list in his bio being all serious AND THEN THERES THIS #i think he needed a silly fear that can be exploited just for the sake of silliness i think it’s fun DJDJHF #he gets so desensitized to the animatronics but GOD FUCKING FORBID a bee shows up in the office #his name is michael with a b and he’s been afraid of insects his whole life… #whoever didn’t know this well now you do enjoy your weapon LMAO #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc

[bunhrts]

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[objecthusbandry]

i think i have a thumbtack infestation :( help

thumbtacks do tend to wander inside homes when it's cold so this isn't too surprising, plus they're a social species so they tend to stick together. call an object expert to come out, they'll take care of it for you while moving the tacks back into the wild where they belong! in the meantime, try not to leave out any food or water where they can potentially get to it - don't try luring them out, you'll always miss some and you shouldn't be messing with wild animals anyway. ultimately calling in an expert to remove them is your best choice!

#answers #spec bio #object husbandry #office supplies #thumbtacks

[vote2]

switch to history major yes/no

#cons: spent money on bio stuff already so thats a waste -_- uhm sunk cost fallacy. uhm idk ill teach hs history or work in #an office i just cannot do stem im sorry i was made to write non-research essays and present stuff. sigh #evil stem students etc like. whatever im stressed its week four. i should kms #just like. i love bio but only the bio classws not like physics and chem and calc etc. i have to take ochem in a year or so. idk what #dipoles are or how to read a lewis chart #so like im passionate abt the subject but only the surface level stuff yknow now mechanisms beyond that. genetics was hell evil course #and i dont want an environmental science degree cause then youre locked into mostly consulting or gis stuff which #no way. augh let me teach hs historyand then get a phd in some hyper specifically field and then get some tenor job in fourty years idk #like i do think history is an easy subject literature too. to me like the same way i never needed to study ecology cause #you dont actually learn anything yiu just know facts and concepts not like equations. like fake learning. #augh whateverrr i will simply rot i dont think id be able to finish this degree between working and taking more than 12 hours a semester #like. its a lot -_- i feel bad complanjng cause my dad graduated taking twenty hours and working over full time 😭 but also #it was like thr 90s so not much else to do if #ig*. #el oh el whateverrrr ill figure it iut mwah. for rn i gotta finish my chem hw then shower

[arcadekitten]

I’d like to clarify I did get in the office… I just can’t get in the computer. I think I’m doing something wrong with the password

Blackout Hospital Spoilers below!

I assume you have some idea of what the password probably is, so make sure you're adding in her last name too!

#lots of people get stumped on this i noticed! #if you forget it; it's technically in the office #as well as in the character bios if you need to check there #blackout hospital #blackout hospital spoilers #ask