#office shenanigans

[granddaughterogg]

separated by a common language

Graves (during a meeting which just went south): Now listen there, dudebro - Soap: Ye cannae call him that. He's no American, ye daftie. Graves:...anyone here wishes to translate that into some human language? Soap: I'll give ye a skelp on yer coupon! Ghost: Soap, sit down. He's right tho, ya know. I'm not a dudebro. Graves: *inhales, exhales, smacks tongue* What should I call you then? Gaz: *pipes in* A ladmate?

#simon ghost riley #modern warfare #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #ghost simon riley #simon riley #philip graves #graves cod #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap cod #task force 141 #graves modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #ghost and soap #office shenanigans #gaz modern warfare #kyle gaz garrick

[mbrainspaz]

“Okay you nasty motherf***er, I’m trying to help you”

- said in a pleasant tone by the person doing customer service work in the cubicle behind me

#Tuesdays #office shenanigans #overheard #life of a government drone

[dmschampagne]

You guyyyyyys!

Holy shit. I had the wildest conversation yesterday (ironically valentines day).

So, this was at the end of the day, several coworkers are chit-chatting. My cubical neighbor, a sweetheart youngin I'll call Kate, is talking to a couple others about relationships. I hear her say to never base a marriage on looks, and how looks aren't that important. Coworkers disagree, looks and physical attraction are important.

They go back and forth for a while. I'm not really listening. But then Kate says a phrase that activated me like a sleeper agent.

Kate: you know how sometimes you'll meet someone and not find them attractive, but then you get to know them and suddenly you're attracted to them?

Coworkers: what?! No!

Me: 😳?

Kate: yeah, like a switch flipped. When you get to know someone that's when they become attractive!

Coworkers: literally no idea what you're talking about. You're either attracted or you're not.

Me: 😳!!!

They go on like this for a while, Kate trying desperately to explain what she thought was obvious and coworkers absolutely not understanding.

Finally I go other there and pull her to the side and ask quietly, "so would you say you don't ever feel a sexual attraction to someone without an emotional attachment?"

Kate: yes! Exactly!

Me: yeah thats called demisexuality and it's on the ace spectrum. You might want to look it up, see if it applies.

She gets so excited and tells the others like "see?! It is a real thing!". They ask me to explain what it is and we talk about it for a bit.

It was just so funny! I heard her hitting all the points and couldn't just leave her!

#demisexual #demisexuality #office shenanigans #Babygirl #come here #I know how you feel #you're not alone!

[cannibalgh0st]

Also wanted to share how my supervisor was looking at me last night with such focus and asked, "Are you going to curl your hair for the holiday party?" And I replied "Well my hair is wavy, so most likely not. I might have it up or do braids." I was so casual about it. Then she replied so strongly "WELL I'm going to curl MY HAIR."

Like girl...if this was her way telling me not to curl my hair, then it's all good...I don't heat style my hair😭😭😭😭 she said with such force too.... I wasn't trying to laugh omg....

#sharing time #office shenanigans #medical office #hair #eye roll #lmao #office holiday party #holiday party #office party #2023 #happy holidays #December

[oliviasbikeseat]

screw it. (censored) diatavius spice from last month!

#office shenanigans #nipple version on twitter #olivia octavius #doc ock #doctor octopus #self insert #m does art

[muddybudd]

I love my new job! My boss has me assisting him with client relations, like, all the time!

#beautiful backside #carnal invitation #office shenanigans

[not-your-pussikat]

So, one of my co-workers---the one who usually takes care of all incoming packages---has been away for four weeks and is coming back on Monday. I thought I'd give him a proper welcome:

His keyboard, mouse, monitor, office supplies, even his phone, all nicely packaged. 😁

#office shenanigans #pranks #prankster #trickster #got ya

[myrmyrtheorca]

*shouts the foulest insults to god and his creation at the top of her lungs in the office because she's convinced nobody's there to listen*

*turns out coworker who doesn't usually come to the office is right behind me*

rest in myr

#office shenanigans #i want to cease existing

[soapkaars]

I’ve been working at this studio for 8 years and it hasn’t made me any more mature - I like sitting at the stairs like a gargoyle and wait until one of my colleagues notices me before I say ‘the render is finished’ and then crawl my way back to my workspace

#soapbox #office shenanigans

[rahleeyah]

I was getting really angry with my computer bc it's not acting right and I said "I have always been so nice to you" and Helen, in the cubicle next to me, says "I don't know, I feel like you talk way more shit to your computer than you do to Olivia (the printer)" and I'm like. "Are you suggesting I play favorites" and she's like "yeah" and I'm like "ok well then I'll be nice to my computer. I'll name it." And she's like "I like Darrell" and I'm like Helen I'm never letting you name anything "you know, since the printer is Olivia there's really only one name for the laptop" and Helen GASPS "I know what it is!!!!" And from the end of the row Denise pipes up "what is it?" And I proudly declared "Elliot!!" And she went "....ok" and anyway my computer now has a name but it's still acting up. Very on brand for Elliot.

#office shenanigans

[mbrainspaz]

Leaving work today I had my windows down, enjoying the freedom & fresh air, and so of course while I’m stuck at the light I smell a giant cloud of skunk waft in. In the moment I was too tired to give a fuck so at full volume I yelled “can’t ya fucking wait to light up at home, stanky ass bitch!” Chick in a red sedan zoomed around me with her manicure and blunt out the window and I flipped her the bird. Was she a coworker? Statistically likely. What’s she gonna do—report me to HR? Fat chance since they’ve got a zero tolerance policy.

#stanky people #I hate it so much #every day when I leave the parking garage it’s f-ing Colorado #smoke at home I don’t care #I DONT WANNA SMELL IT #ITS 🤢🤢🤢🤢 #office shenanigans #life of a government drone

[emily-lotus]

#office shenanigans

[cannibalgh0st]

Also wanted to share that at work on my Saturday shift- my coworkers asked me if my hair was my real hair? I told them I dye it (obviously) and they told me "No! Like is your hair your actual hair? Like you grew it? And it's your real hair texture?" For a moment I was quiet until I replied "I mean...I washed it last night and added leave in conditioner so I hope it's my hair?" And they never replied and just stared at me..... 🤨😐😐

#i was pretty dry with my response #also uh i have frizz so my hair is my real hair?????😅😭😭 #hair #wavy hair #dyed hair #color treated hair #sharing time #office shenanigans #2023 #October

[kissablelips-desireslure-vol1]

OFFICE SHENANIGANS WITH SUPERVISOR AND SUBORDINATE...

#THE KISSING CHRONICLES #BL (BOYS' LUST) #OFFICE SHENANIGANS #My GIFS #CUTE GUYS KISSING #INSTANT ATTRACTION #CLOSE UP

[muddybudd]

Gee, thank you for noticing. It is a new top. Do you like it?

#beautiful woman #sexy cute #office shenanigans

[revillagenews]

Alec loves us, I promise! :D -Scott

'he doesn't' -intern

#Office shenanigans #Village News