Twin Peaks Sheriff’s Department has a white elephant gift exchange every year. Lucy brings something someone never technically needs but could be useful like a tiny automatic juicer. Andy submits a beautiful piece of art. Hawk contributes a book he read that year. And Harry always brings the worst gift, novelty taxidermy squirrel mount or something equally horrendous.
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Andy Samberg put a jar of sand over his head and poked his head through a hole in his office desk. Whenever somebody entered the office, a machine would suck out the sand so he could reveal his face and scare them.
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you can see me (as a secret mission) | part 1 of 2: Tuesday - Sunday.
Mike wonders what Will must be thinking about right now. If he, like Mike, notices the charged air; if he, like Mike, wonders what it might be like to caution to the wind and break all sorts of protocol for each other; if he, like Mike, ever daydreams about tugging on his necktie and pulling him into a room far away from the others and throwing his jacket onto the floor and —
“We’re spies, Mike,” Will finally says, breaking their silence and their tension in one fell swoop. A smile dances across his face, and he gives Mike a look like, You should know this. “I don’t know if we’ll have a good week, but at the very least, it’ll be interesting.”
Or:
Mike Wheeler is having a pretty boring week — at least for a spy. Luckily, that gives him some more time to daydream about his co-worker, one Special Agent Will Byers.
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i present to you: spyler. 🕵🏻♂️
(inspired by this song, of course.)
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i made them dogs :-))
oscar is like a spanish water dog mix of smth… idk :3
andy is a border collie :)
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Since I did specialists yesterday I figured maybe I’ll post bonus boys even if they’re scribbly
Hopefully the contrast between the earth kids and the magic kids is striking- helps illustrate Blooms normal life vs the one she steps into..
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