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catindabag · 11 months
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TBOSAS on Crack! ✨essential information✨
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FIRST off, in honor of the book and its movie release, TBOSAS on Crack is solely (just) created as a JOKE!Alternative Universe that focuses more on the 24 OG Mentors of the 10th Hunger Games. This includes the funny/romantic misunderstandings of Coriolanus Snow and Sejanus Plinth that gave everyone the impression that they were actually “secretly” dating, and are indeed boyfriends (until they honestly were).
In addition, this Crack!AU will tell you the compelling story of how a bunch of delinquents “accidentally” stopped the Hunger Games from continuing, just because of a certain Mentor’s ✨nepotism✨.
MORE or less, most of the characters in the book are the same when it comes to their personalities and backstories. Well, except for our Mentors. They’re a bunch of crackhead Capitol kids with too much fun and stress on their hands. They even almost made Dean Highbottom and Dr. Gaul quit their respective jobs.
ALSO, these young walking disasters are not “all there” in the head. Heck! Half of them went crazy years ago because of the infamous 2 year Capitol Siege by the rebels that almost starved them all to death. Just ask Coryo Snow and Persephone. But as for the other half, let’s just say that all they want to do is eat, drink, party, and ✨graduate✨.
Here is a quick character info: [Read Me]
Here are their visuals: [Read Me]
Here’s the Hunger Games Origin: [Read Me]
Here’s their playlist: [Read Me]
Here are their ✨Code Names✨: [Read Me]
And here’s Dean Highbottom’s take: [Read Me]
Here’s that Epic The Musical Post: [Read Me]
Here’s the fate of District 13: [Read Me]
PS: For sanity’s sake, no Mentor or Tribute will be dying in this Crack!AU. No one gets killed! Bombs will still explode inside the Capitol Arena, but our crazy kids will wear the thickest plot armor EVER, just because I’m their only sponsor!🤣
Read the Cracks here: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78,
The cracks are not in chronological order, but someday they will. . .
MOREOVER, this Crack!AU includes the following:
The accidental birth of ✨Snowjanus✨!😘
Also known as Corjanus, SnowPlinth, CabbageBread, The Grandma’am golden ticket to a rich life, and Strabo’s not so secret plan to rule all of Panem through his only son’s marriage to Crassus Snow’s boy.
Coryo Snow malfunctioning for the hundredth time because of how forward and shamelessly romantic Sejanus Plinth is.
“Fine! I’ll marry into money! I’m sick of eating cabbages anyway!”
“Stop throwing bread to the dead, Sejanus Plinth! Throw it to the living!”
The Mentors (intentionally) delaying the Hunger Games from officially starting because of their nonstop shenanigans with their Tributes (much to Dr. Gaul and her Gamemaker’s frustration).🤣
The Tributes slowly accepting (and sometimes rejecting) the fact that their Mentors are just a bunch of “dramatic nepotistic crazy clowns” who refuse to learn basic social cues.
The 10th Hunger Games being officially postponed (over and over again) because of Felix Ravinstill’s ✨nepotism✨ working overtime.😌💅
In truth, the Gamemakers were “forced” to stop the countdown (over and over again) because half of the Mentors illegally barged into the control room without Dr. Gaul’s permission. Afterwards, Felix just used the excuse of “My granduncle is the President of Panem, I can do whatever I want” card to postpone the games.
Lucy Gray ignoring the personal space of her fellow annoyed Tributes (and everyone she meets), just because she’s “Covey” and quirky.
The poor underpaid Capitol Peacekeepers wanting a salary increase, vacation, and promotion because they have been dealing with the Mentors’ extra curricular criminal activities for far too long.
All the Mentors (excluding Livia and Arachne) being genuine ✨Besties✨ to each other since their grade school days.
Livia Cardew only calls her classmates either witches or idiots.
Festus Creed being the real ✨Dumpster Diving Capitol Rat King✨ and the best free cheesecake coupon hoarder of the century.
“Dumpster Diving for free food coupons is a common school activity, officer!”
The Academy? More like ✨The Academy of Arts✨💅.
Everyone wanting to secretly major in ✨Theatre & Drama✨.
Crazy but rich AF Sejanus Plinth and his unhealthy obsession of being Coryo Snow’s beloved boyfriend, fiancé, sugar daddy, baby daddy, and future husband.
Ma Plinth slowly becoming the food benefactor of the Mentors. #feedmeMa
Coriolanus Snow and Lucy Gray being the best of friends who love to sh*t talk about their boyfriends every time they meet.
Seriously, Coryo and Lucy Gray are just friends here. Everyone knows that crazy Sejanus Plinth will strangle anyone who tries to flirt with his gorgeous Snow Bae sugar baby fiancé.
Lucy Gray genuinely liking the Mentors for their chaotic ✨dramatic✨ personalities.
Sejanus Plinth shamelessly calling his darling Coryo “Babe, My love, Snow Angel, Snow Bae, Snowy, Snow Baby, Sweetheart” in front of everyone and their dogs.
The Mentors randomly coming up to Lucy Gray and asking her to sing banned songs from the early 2000s.
Strabo Plinth’s unhealthy obsession with the Snow family. Apparently, he and the ever gorgeous Crassus Snow were very close “friends” and the best “roommates” back in their military days. They were busy “stargazing” and playing with their rifles all night if you know what I mean.😏
The Grandma’am and Strabo Plinth being the true evil geniuses of the Capitol.😈
Strabo Plinth insisting Coryo to marry into his family and change their surnames to ✨The Great Plinth-Snow Dynasty✨, just because it sounds more powerful.
Coryo Snow accidentally convincing his beloved sugar daddy boyfriend (Crazy Sejanus Plinth) to become the future ✨President of Panem✨ (after Felix).
Tigris and The Grandma’am selling Coryo’s hand in marriage to the Plinth family. They genuinely believe that old man Strabo Plinth will lower the food prices if Sejanus marries Coryo for the sake of Panem.
Tigris Snow finally quitting her job (she got fired for being a weird cheese addict) and happy dancing for a whole week when she heard that her sweet little Coryo will marry into the Plinth family fortune.
Tigris, the Grandma’am, and Ma Plinth planning the ultimate ✨Snowjanus Royal Wedding of The Century✨.
The Grandma’am and evil Strabo Plinth scheming together to rule Panem and its people through ✨The Great SnowPlinth Union✨.
Ma Plinth wanting at least 5 beautiful grandchildren out of The Great SnowPlinth Union, while Strabo and the Grandma’am demanded 2 dozen (and more). #24&More
Lysistrata Vickers being the founder and President of the Capitol’s SnowPlinth/Snowjanus Official Fan Club.
Lucy Gray supporting and promising Coryo Snow that she and her Covey will sing the best banned love songs at his wedding.
Reaper Ash being labeled as the “weird one” by his fellow crazy Tributes.
Treech and Vipsania Sickle being the best gym bros for some unknown reason.
Marcus trying (and failing) to ignore the annoying existence of Sejanus Plinth.
Lysistrata Vickers having dibs as Coryo’s official ✨Maid of Honor✨. Apparently, poor cheese addict Tigris Snow was tragically outvoted by the very influential and powerful SnowPlinth/Snowjanus Fan Club members out of jealousy.🥲
Festus Creed and Tigris Snow fighting for the position of ✨Best Man✨ through an epic ✨Dance-off Battle✨💃🕺.
Apollo Ring being forced to be Coryo’s ring bearer because of his surname. Honestly, Gaius Breen and Androcles Anderson just peer pressured him for fun.
Livia Cardew planning to crash Coryo’s wedding for the expensive wine.
The Mentors and Tributes avoiding the “Arena Bomb Explosion Incident” because of Palmyra Monty’s dangerous existence.
Androcles Anderson being a proud professional kleptomaniac.
Lucky Flickerman wanting to quit his job. Apparently, the self proclaimed magic man was extremely unprepared to face and deal with the Mentors’ collective stupidity.😭
The Gamemakers forgetting to edit out Sejanus Plinth’s little arena stunt.
“Marcus was just sleeping, Sejanus! He’s still alive, you idiot Plinth! We freaking postponed the games!”
“For the last time! Don’t kiss Coriolanus Xanthos Snow on LIVE TV! There are freaking kids and dogs watching!”
Coryo and Sejanus shamelessly kissing, hugging, and being dramatic AF inside the Capitol Arena, while poor Marcus and the others are left sitting on the stands annoyed and confused AF.
Dean Casca Highbottom intentionally calling poor Coryo “Crassus Xanthos Snow” out of spite and out of regret (and because he’s still madly and deeply in love with the ever gorgeous Crassus Snow).
Drunk Highbottom living and swimming in denial since the infamous ✨#Crasca4Ever! University Breakup✨.😔
Coryo Snow successfully convincing a drunk Highbottom not to expel him by pretending to be Crassus Snow. He later regrets doing it.
Drunk!Casca not being able to correctly pronounce half all of his students’ names.
Festus Creed and Androcles Anderson receiving a lot of demerits and expulsion letters from the Dean. However, they still go to school and join their class discussions like nothing happened.
Casca Highbottom banning the Mentors from attending ✨The Academy’s Annual Students Teachers Meeting✨ (forever) because of the infamous Heavensbee Hall Flooding Incident.
Coryo Snow secretly trading his cabbages for banned music albums at the Capitol Black Market.
The banned song “Heaven Is A Place On Earth” accidentally playing on repeat inside the Capitol Arena because Felix Ravinstill forgot to detach his phone from Dr. Gaul’s master speaker.
“Snow On The Beach” stealing the top spot on the Capitol Billboard Hot 100 because of Coryo Snow and Lucy Gray’s final performance inside the Capitol Arena.
The Mentors trolling Lucky Flickerman and Lepidus Malmsey for the hundredth time.
Hilarius Heavensbee secretly collects movie records from the early 2000s. His favorite banned film is ✨Legally Blonde✨.
Io Jasper and Urban Canville being a bunch of shameless nerds who can’t properly communicate with each other.
Professor Sickle trying to convince Drunk!Casca Highbottom to give her a raise and promotion for tolerating the Mentors’ shenanigans and stupidity.
Crazy Palmyra Monty forever mentally and emotionally scarring her classmates (especially Florus Friend) with her homemade poisonous snacks.
Florus Friend fearing and avoiding Palmyra Monty’s accursed deadly bread rolls and expired sandwiches.
Felix Ravinstill being a genuine good friend and great Class President to everyone.
Dennis Fling asking poor sensitive Felix to beg for some illegal ✨Miracle Pills✨ from Lysistrata to cure Hy and Dill’s respiratory related illnesses.
Everyone knows that Persephone Price willingly ate that infamous “Maid Stew” that her father made for them to survive.
Festus Creed’s ✨PerseFest✨ agenda.
Dairy Heiress Domitia Whimsiwick fawning over Tanner’s skills and biceps.
Coral perfecting her somersault to impress the Capitol crowd and her idiot Mentor.
The Mentors pretending to be stupid whenever they attend Dr. Gaul’s class.
Dr. Gaul giving up on grooming poor Coryo Snow to become her successor because she realized that his brain doesn’t work properly whenever he’s with Sejanus.
Poor homeless Hilarius Heavensbee getting disowned and kicked out of the ✨Queen Bee Mansion✨ by his evil weirdo parents for being a loser nuisance towards his smarter and perfect younger brother.
Livia and Arachne convincing themselves that Casca Highbottom is actually Coryo Snow’s true sugar daddy.
Meanwhile, Florus Friend thinks Strabo Plinth is the real sugar daddy of poor Coryo Snow and homeless Hilarius Heavensbee.
Dr. Gaul openly wanting to strangle the Mentors for acting being stupid.
Urban Canville’s secret mission to strangle Lucky Flickerman and his annoying bird.
Felix Ravinstill being the favorite darling grandnephew son of President Gran Gran.
Festus winning the position of ✨Class Representative✨. Apparently, Creed only won because Sejanus “accidentally” locked Urban Canville inside a bathroom stall.
Persephone Price and Mizzen being the best pizza partners in crime. Somebody, these two idiots will rule all of Panem with their ruthless ✨Pizza Palace Empire✨.
Drunk!Coryo genuinely believes that Felix Ravinstill is the current President of Panem.
Drunk!Sejanus, Drunk!Coryo, Drunk!Festus, and Drunk!Lysistrata acting like shameless fools in front of their Tributes. The poor and underpaid Peacekeepers were not amused.
Festus Creed and Sejanus Plinth stripping on broad daylight because of the summer heat.
Reaper Ash praying for some normalcy and mental peace every day.
Jessup and Sheaf talking and singing with the Capitol’s “sacred” rabid raccoons and wild squirrels in order to stay sane.
Mizzen being a terrible little gremlin.
The Mentors trying to recreate The Hunger Games until ✨Panemvision✨ was born.
Livia’s own version of The Hungers Games is basically ✨Love Island✨ on crack and steroids.
Because of the awful “Love Island” idea, the rest of the Mentors had to write a serious 20 page essay on why the Hunger Games should be recreated/revamped into a true reality TV show with a “no killing, no gore, no cannibalism” policy.
The Mentors trying to convince the School Board Members, the Government Officials, and crazy President Ravinstill to change the 10th Hunger Games into a non-deadly talent show to increase viewership and sponsors.
Moreover, Coryo strongly defended the proposal by having Lucy Gray successfully sing in front of a live audience (again) on TV. Billy Taupe was the only one who got offended (again).
Meanwhile, the rest of the Mentors also convinced their Tributes to show off their talents that same day. That was Reaper’s 2nd worst day of the week.😂
Dean Highbottom only supported the proposal because it reminded him of his wild karaoke clubbing days with his drop dead gorgeous lover. You know who it was.😏 #Crasca4Ever #crassusmylove #SnowBottom
Clemensia Dovecote also backs their weird essays by simply stating that killing children will only make the Districts hate the Capitol more. However, if they provide “real entertainment” without the violence, then the Districts might warm up to them.
In addition, Sejanus proposed that the winner of the contest will be made a ✨STAR of PANEM✨! 🤩
And as the ✨Star of Panem✨, he/she will be given monetary support and a lifetime supply of cabbages and lima beans by the Capitol.
Meanwhile, the losers will only get 10 boxes of pizza, 2 gallons of orange soda, one body bag of sandwiches (made by Ma Plinth) as a reward for “willingly” participating.
Juno Phipps then added a “rule” stating that no Tribute shall be punished (or killed) because the losers must live and remember their humiliation on television for the rest of their lives.😈
Coryo and Clemmie also proposed that each Tribute must have a Prep Team and Stylist to make them presentable for Lucky Flickerman’s Late Night Show with Jubilee.
Finally, Felix Ravinstill and Dennis Fling closed their arguments by stating: “That being forced to sing and perform ON STAGE and on LIVE TV, which could be replayed over and over again, even after death, especially for Tributes who couldn’t save their own pride and dignity for all of Panem to remember, is the worst punishment one could freely give to one’s enemy. They won’t even be allowed to forget how they had wronged you.”
After hearing the Mentors’ closing argument, Dr. Gaul was ready to end it all and commit bloody murder in front of everyone.😡🔪
But after some deliberation, President Ravinstill (and his puppies) approved the Mentors’ proposal and changed the Hungers Games into the ✨HGASC✨ (Hunger Games: Annual Singing Contest).
However, the Grandma’am and Strabo Plinth insisted that they should just officially call it ✨PANEMVISION✨.
Meanwhile, Dr. Gaul tried to persuade President Ravinstill (again) to reconsider the Mentors’ stupid proposals.
However, she was outvoted by both the School Board Committee and the Capitol’s highest ranking government officials, just because everyone (but her) wanted to see what “true entertainment” really looks like on screen.
Livia Cardew even defended everyone’s ideas nonstop because, according to her, there was a lack of spicy entertainment in the Capitol. Damn the rules! This is the Capitol! We want ✨Love Island✨ type of dramas! Where are the ✨Real Housewives of Corso✨?! F*ck the Hunger Games! Give us the 90 Day Fiancé from the Districts!
And that’s how the Mentors “accidentally” ended the Hunger Games and gave birth to the most popular and craziest reality TV show in the weird history of Panem.
As for every Quarter Quell, let’s just say, it’s gonna be a true ✨SHOW STOPPER✨!
The first ✨HGASC/PANEMVISION✨ Quarter Quell will have the Mentors reap kids from both Capitol and District. Afterwards, one District Tribute will be paired with one Capitol Tribute to perform a special duet act (whether they like it or not).
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mrsbsmooth · 7 months
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Will update each week!
Thank you so much to @longbobmckenzie for pulling them out, I just format them <3
Volume 1 - 27/09
Episode 1 (1 of 2)- Meet the girls, meet the boys (+ chat with Alex)
Episode 1 (2 of 2) - Chats with Joyo, Bryson, Raf
Episode 2 (1 of 2)- Truth or Dare
Episode 2 (2 of 2) - Chat with LI on daybed
Episode 3 (1 of 2) - Uma fail, bedtime boy time
Episode 3 (2 of 2) - Bedtime cuteness with LI
Volume 2 - 04/10
Episode 4 (1 of 2) - Raunchy Races
Episode 4 (2 of 2) - Terrace chat with Raf
Episode 5 - Dates with the boys
Episode 6 (Part 1 of 2) - Dance party
Episode 6 (Part 2 of 2) - Big Moves on the terrace
Volume 3 - 11/10
Episode 7 (Part 1 of 2) - Postcards, snooping
Episode 7 (Part 2 of 2) - Catchup with LI
Episode 8 (Part 1 of 2) - Compatibility Quiz
Episode 8 (Part 2 of 2) - Chat with Alex & Bryson
Episode 9 (Part 1 of 1) - Joyo & Raf, Stick or Twist
Volume 4 - 25/10
Episode 10 - Stick or Twist, meet Evan, OG girls chat
Episode 11 (Part 1 of 2) - Obstacle course, chat with Evan
Episode 11 (Part 2 of 2) - Chat with LI
Episode 12 - Maybe she's born with it (maybe it's the hideaway!)
Volume 5 - 1/11
Episode 13 (Part 1 of 2) - Date with Travis
Episode 13 (Part 2 of 2) - Date with Vicky, finding out about Stephen
Episode 14 (Part 1 of 2) - EB challenge Part 1 (outshining the ex)
Episode 14 (Part 2 of 2) - EB challenge, confrontation of li's ex
Episode 15 (Part 1 of 3) - Post challenge with Evan, chat with LI
Episode 15 (Part 2 of 3) - Chat with Evan, Travis, Bonnie
Episode 15 (Part 3 of 3) - Chat with Vicky, recoupling
Volume 6 - 8/11
Episode 16 (Part 1 of 2) - Rest of recoupling, sneaking to daybeds
Episode 16 (Part 2 of 2) - Daybeds smut
Episode 17 - Movie Night!
Episode 18 - Date with Evan, lounge room smut, flowers?
Volume 7 - 15/11
Episode 19 (Part 1 of 2) - Snog Marry Pie (Up to your turn - boys)
Episode 19 (Part 2 of 2) - SMP (From your turn - girls, gem choice)
Episode 20 (Part 1 of 2) - Chats around the villa - Bonnie (or Bonnie & male LI), OG LI & Rival, Summer & Joyo (if together)
Episode 20 (Part 2 of 2) - Chats around the villa (Evan + OG boy or Evan & Vicky), Date with who you married in SMP
Episode 21 (Part 1 of 2) - Uma Fallout
Episode 21 (Part 2 of 2) - Dumping
Volume 8 - 23/11
Episode 22 (Part 1 of 2) - Talks with Travis & Evan
Episode 22 (Part 2 of 2) - Chatting with everyone else
Episode 23 (Part 1 of 2) - Your LI's apology
Episode 23 (Part 2 of 2) - Wedding Cake challenge
Episode 24 (Part 1 of 2) - Spicy Date
Episode 24 (Part 2 of 2) - The rest of the spicy date.
Volume 9 - 29/11
Episode 25 (Part 1 of 2) - Bonnie/partner or whoever fight
Episode 25 (Part 2 of 2) - The actual Kiss or Miss challenge
Episode 26 - LI explains WTF they were thinking
Episode 27 (Part 1 of 2) - Chats with LI (cuts off halfway thru bonnie)
Episode 27 (Part 2 of 2) - The actual recoupling
Volume 10 - 06/12
Episode 28 (Part 1 of 2) - Hideaway, up to the eavesdropping.
Episode 28 (Part 2 of 2) - Eavesdropping on LI, OG boy cracking on
Episode 29 (Part 1 of 2) - Baby challenge - Part 1 (incl you and partner disagreeing)
Episode 29 (Part 2 of 2) - Baby challenge part 2 (girls hot tub time)
Episode 30 - Dumping and OG Boy confession
Volume 11 - 13/12
Episode 31 (Part 1 of 2) - Final Date part I
Episode 31 (Part 2 of 2) - Final Dates part II
Episode 32 (Part 1 of 2) - Most likely to
Episode 32 (Part 2 of 2) - Declarations of love
Episode 33 (Part 1 of 2) - Finale winners announcement
Episode 33 (Part 2 of 2) - Eavesdropping & best bits
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caratober · 7 months
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Caratober 2023 Prompts: *CORRECTED VERSION*
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As an anon very kindly pointed out, the original graphic was missing a prompt for October 28th! Since information about Seventeen's October comeback was just posted today, we have taking the opportunity to change the prompt of October 23 (comeback day) to be "Seventeenth Heaven" (the title of the new mini album!) and pushed the prompts of the 24th, 25th, 26th, and 27th back one day.
We apologize for the mistake and humbly request that you reblog this version of the prompts going forward! The rest of this post will contain the same information as the original post.
We would like to thank everyone who took the time to fill out our survey this year, your feedback was greatly appreciated!
As in previous years, the project is run by @sebongdotcom and @rockmymansae. The rules and guidelines stay the same. If you have any questions please contact us!
Tag #caratober within your first five tags and we will reblog it onto the caratober blog. Alternatively submit a link to the original post using submit or ask feature to get your post onto this blog
NSFW material will be allowed as long as it’s kept under a read more and warnings are added. If its visually NSFW it will be up to our discretion whether to reblog it onto the blog or not 
You can take any interpretation of the prompt (within reason I hope). For instance if you take “fall” to mean the season or the act of falling
If a prompt has passed and you missed it, feel free to just participate! When we reblog to the caratober blog we’ll just change the date of it!
The credit for the whole idea goes to the og creator @joshuahong ofc
Please see a written version of the prompts under read more if it is hard to see in the post above.
1. Literary Figures
2. Fire
3. Jeonghan’s Birthday
4. Barbie
5. Greek Mythology
6. Forest
7. Birds of Prey
8. Witches and Wizards
9. Clown
10. Ocean
11. If the World Ends Tomorrow
12. Domino
13. Mad Scientists
14. Dust
15. Psycho
16. Haunted House
17. Free Space
18. Dream and Nightmare
19. Girl Group Concept Switch
20. Dungeons and Dragons
21. Limbo
22. Knights
23. Seventeenth Heaven
24. Fairytales
25. Dragon Ball
26. Angel and Devil
27. Steampunk
28. Amusement Park
29. Royals
30. Swamp Creatures
31. Halloween
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morganpdf · 4 months
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U kno what. Go ham and answer all (or as many of the questions as you want/are relevant) for uhhhhhh Robin and/or Fig (idr if Fig is your OC or Justice’s OC so I’ll leave it up to you)
damb!!!!!!!!!! an excuse to talk too much about robin lets go!!!!!!! (fig is @saltylenpai's and he's not feeling 2 well so i dont wanna bombard him w messages rn dsfds but if i know something for them ill answer it)
also warning for ~mature themes~ or w/e bc this is about robin and she fucks. sorry (nothing graphic just the acknowledgement that she does)
also just for clarity's sake, when i say 'connect 4' thats just the name juice & i use for august/piper/robin/felix bc thats easier than naming them one by one dsfds. on w the show
✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?
god ngl i can't really, remember, justice might have named her?? like. that's the most likely scenario :sob: he's named so many of my ocs when we were doing back-and-forths trying to figure out the vibes of guys. robin was fun tho bc she didnt have a name when i first posted her bc i really liked her design and wanted to post it despite not having. u know. a name for her yet. also just checked her og post and it has 69 notes. its what she would want
🌼 - How old are they? (Or approximate age range)
when i first made her, robin was 25! now its sort of just a nebulous mid-to-late 20s depending on when art of her takes place tbh! i'd say she's 24/5-ish around the start of that story (so, like, when she finally breaks it off 100% w zoey [her shitty ex that she started dating in highschool], piper moves in w her, potential one night stand w felix, etc etc). maybe a little younger but also not by much. by the time she's got shit more figured out (ie felix has moved in, she & piper have started dating, getting help for her various neuroses etc) would be like 28-29, probs in her 30s by the time they ALL move in together imo. i could be off w that tho but its fine dsbhfs their story is always changing and growing so who knows!
okay wait i just came back to this like 3 hours after starting to write these & sitting on it and. i think robin is roughly 23 when zoey breaks up w her and piper moves in. august is in her senior year of undergrad when she meets piper (again) and she's younger than robin. i think piper is the youngest?? okay wait. ok. robin is 23 when piper moves in, who is 21 at the time. august is 22 & felix is like 21 and a half. or something. at the very beginning. or maybe robin is 22 and piper is 20 and they dont encounter august for another year or so??? idk. ill figure this out eventually. where i draw her most is her late 20s when shes happy w everyone HSDVSFV thats what matters
🌺- Do they have any love interest(s)?
yeas :3 felix is their partner/fiancé (they dont get married for a long time even after getting engaged bc robin just, really likes calling them her fiancé. it's really special to her) and piper is her girlfriend!! it took a long time for robin to realize she was worth loving tbh but all of connect 4 are out here trying to remind her whenever they can (even august. begrudgingly.) (also just to clarify, august is piper's wife) (and felix's gym buddy/bestie/fuck buddy) (she and robin have some sort of fwb thing going on. enemies with benefits. they pretend to hate each other but dont be fooled. theyre besties) (august just isnt romantically involved w anyone But piper) (same w felix & robin)
also fig is dating wren! however i have no current art of them :sob: he's a sweetheart printmaking major who meets fig in school. fig is a fine arts type major who minors in, like, photography, & also tries to work w as many mediums as possible. wren is kind of infatuated w them but tries to hide it bc he's... a dork. he's a dork who does NOT know how to talk to people. and takes to doodling fig in their sketchbook & making prints abt the nebulous Feelings they give him. fig is Aware of it but is Very Autistic abt it all & cant place their own feelings for a while. it all comes to a head when they're. like. hanging out together in the studio and fig just drops a description of how theyve been feeling around wren and wren is like. um. ummmm. did they just fucking. confess to me. and then it's another week before wren is like heeyyyyyyyyyy. would you. like to go on a date. and fig is like. ok :) anyways theyre very in love.
🍕 - What is their favorite food?
is coffee a food. i think robin would live off of it if she could. felix is like, the main reason she starts actually Eating Food Normally bc they wont let her drink 5 iced coffees & call it a day. but to tell u the truth ive never really thought abt her fav food! it's probably something really simple, tho, like one of her dad's pasta recipes. comfort foods to the max.
💼 - What do they do for a living?
robin works as a barista at the coffee shop below her apartment (let me have this fantasy). ive said it once and i'll say it again: robin is the epitome of coffee shop au (derogatory). she doesnt Hate it bc so much free coffee & all her coworkers are some kind of queer but shes also like. not exactly a social butterfly & if anyone's ever a jackass to her she will Not take it (let me have this fantasy also). she's llike 5' even but if anyone yells at any of her coworkers. even ones she doesnt like. she's up to bat so fast. u wanna speak to the manager? ok speak to me. ill kill you
🎹 - Do they have any hobbies?
YEAS robin likes to sew & make clothes/costumes in her spare time. zoey used to make fun of her abt it so she kind of fell off of it for a while, but when piper moved in w her & showed interest in it, robin picked it back up! didn't get fully back into it for a while, but she's out here making clothes for connect 4 as a labor of love (esp felix bc. theyre fucking huge & have trouble finding things in their size sometimes. especially in the arms). also i specify costumes bc she absolutely drags all of them 2 conventions w her in themed cosplays that, like, none of them but robin understand dvgfsdgv. she also sometimes tag-teams w ellis (august's old college roomie) bc xe's actually really into cosplay & nerd shit but can't sew. however xe CAN work w robin to add cool practical effects to costumes and as much as they bully each other . ngl their cosplays always fuck. OH ALSO robin has a tattoo gun . she gives herself tattoos sometimes. when she's feeling it. sometimes the others get in on it dsfds
🎯 -What do they do best?
bitch and moan and be a hater. fuck nasty lesbian style. etc etc
jokes aside tbh . i dont want to boil her down to "barista" but she IS, like, good at what she does. the shit she makes slaps. one of those bitches who has as many fancy coffee gadgets around the apartment as she can afford (and some she cant). no one's complaining tho bc. despite all the bitching she does. she really likes doing things 4 the people she loves and has everyones morning favs down pat
🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?
once more. bitch and moan and be a hater & fuck nasty lesbian style. dsvbhgfvbsdh. this is only half a joke tbh robin can be hypersexual & genuinely really enjoys sex so like. yeah. she loves to bone down w any mix of connect 4 and it's a blessing that there's 3 other people bc sometimes i dont think any one of them could keep up. lmao. other than that she enjoys, like, reading indie comics & also manga tbh. loves to cuddle up w felix in bed while they read bc they have sleeping trouble & she knows she helps sometimes. loves to plan dates & hangouts even if she complains the whole time. loves spending any & all time she can w her loved ones now that she lets herself Connect on an emotional level as for shit she hates 2 do. working closers @ opening back to back (happens often). not a fan of cooking. hates going to the gym but will do it to watch felix & august work out. thinks most chores are a sisyphean task that she, personally, has been burdened with (enjoys doing laundry tho). hates talking abt her feelings but gets better abt it
❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?
the first christmas she spent w felix was. ngl. life changing for her. even if shit broke bad shortly after :sob: (they get it worked out but it gets messy for a hot second). genuinely one of the first times she feels Loved for who she is & like she could deserve it someday. which scares the hell out of her in the moment but. despite everything she still thinks abt it fondly also. when she proposes to felix is up there. not necessarily the proposal (that was slapdash & embarrassing and she kind of wants 2 crawl into the dirt) (after weeks of planning & getting cold feet Once Already, she just drops it on felix while they're driving & they nearly crash bc thats nothing they would have ever expected robin 2 say. and robin ends up so embarrassed she nearly has a panic attack trying to backtrack bc what was she doing what was she saying this was the worst obviously youre going to say no im so sorry please ignore everything ive said in the past 5 minutes--) (felix has to pull over on the side of the road to help robin Chill)but the aftermath, when she's calmed down enough that felix is able to be like, hey, hey, baby. look at me. you can take it back if you really want but the answer would be yes either way ok? and they have a Moment and end up making out w robin sat up on the guard rail while the sun sets around them. very romantic save for all the honking they get
✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?
most anything involving her ex and highschool. tbh. that's all kind of a blur for her but it's not like she Wants to remember any of it. zoey has always preyed on her insecurities & kind of molded her into the bitter cunt she pictures herself as so. it's kind of all bad. she wasn't a good person when she was with zoey & she knows it & feels guilty abt it. other contenders include: when she lied to her dads abt going to college in LA (she went for a semester and dropped out) specifically to be w zoey, knowing they wouldnt have Let Her Go had they known zoey was involved (they did not like zoey). any memory involving holidays spent alone (or worse: w zoey) when she would ignore calls from her dads. another contender for worst is the memory of seeing felix for the first time after their initial break up because ough ouch oof owie that sucked shit.
🧊 - Is their current design the first one?
nope! she was originally a splatoon octoling :^] still very similar vibes tho!
🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?
juice & i wanted to make splat ocs that were salmon runners! her og lore is that she worked salmon run shifts over night & coffee shop shifts during the day. no time to sleep she needs to make money. now she just has the coffee shop job but she's still just as cranky and mean. FELIX HOWEVER has changed so much. i know this isn't abt felix but its still wild thinking abt just how much they've mellowed out compared to like, og felix.
🌂 - What genre do they belong in?
slice of life :^] same as august and piper. there's a post going around abt, like, coming of age stories for adults where. u know. people over 25 or whatever are finally coming into their own & if that was a Genre id absolutely smack robin into it. she grows A Lot from her 20s into her 30s. continues to grow from there, too. haven't thought too much abt, like, Older Connect 4 bc i have some Neuroses around that, but shhh
💚 - What is your OC’s gender identity and sexuality?
robin is cis </3 but a lesbian! <3 fsdfds (august is also cis and a lesbian. piper and felix are the partners w the genders) (piper is a trans lesbian & felix is. genderfluid? queer? has something going on. & bisexual. like. fuck men as a man, fucks women as a woman, etc) (u only technically asked abt robin but shh)
fig is (wavy hand motion) and demi :^] juice is still playing around w their gender, when i asked it was like. some variation of nonbinary or agender leaning on towards transfem. gender simply does not matter to them
🙌 - How many sibling does your OC have?
both robin and fig are only children!
robin feels Guilty abt that often bc she feels like she's kind of a fuck up and that her dads deserved a better daughter (they love her dearly and would never think she's a failure or a burden) (but robin has Neuroses)
fig is. tbh. very much a spoiled only child. theyre very sweet and kind tbh but they were (and are) Very Protected From Everything & their parents can and will do anything for them at any given moment. money is no object. they use this power for good as often as they can tho
🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?
ope didnt realize this was the next question dsvfgsd so. uh. oopies. i will add on that like. robins dads went the surrogacy route w her. her godmom was the gestational carrier & is pretty good friends w her dads so she shows up to family functions a lot dsfsd. ive yet to design her tho (very double income no kids lesbian aunt vibes from her) (i need to flesh her out more actually) (juice and i half designed robins dads once but didnt settle on anything. need to do that again)
🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?
i like that robin grows and heals w time, and even though she fucks up she still ends up happy w her friends and family. she has a support system of people who love her. despite going through deep shit & dealing w a lot of mental health issues, she's happy and safe and loved & has learned how to cope w things & is on her way to forgiving herself. she doesnt want to die anymore. she finally looks forward to the future. im normal. dont look too much into this. anyways
as for fig . my fav thing abt them is how in love w the world they are. they never get tired of how beautiful everything is, from sunsets to grass growing in cracks in the sidewalk to the patterns that gnats follow. its part of the reason they get into art tbh. they want to translate that beauty into their work. why they dabble in every medium they can. i love fig so much
✏️ - How often do you draw/write about the OC?
robin is easily my most drawn oc (followed shortly by jo, but mostly bc jo was like. my only oc for a while & they were directly connected to a special interest at the time) BUT EVEN THEN. I DONT DRAW HER ANYWHERE NEAR ENOUGH 😭😭😭 rip to all my ocs who arent my comfort characters that no one fucking Knows about because i never draw them. BIGGER rip to the OCs who dont even have toyhouse pages bc i only drew them once years ago and have since redesigned in my mind but havent drawn yet. looking @ ellis & atlas & wren & graham especially. sorry to my boys (and ellis) i just never draw guys ever :sob: (posts that made me realize its literally like. all my guy ocs - and ellis - who i havent uploaded yet 😭😭😭)
💎 - Do you ever see yourself killing off the OC?
lmao no absolutely not robin is going to live forever. all my ocs are immortal (<- guy who has Intense Neuroses & Anxieties revolving around death and is not in a place where he can unpack that shit yet)
💀 - Does your OC have any phobias?
i dont think robin has any ACTUAL phobias (like., defined ones. you know what i mean??) (like arachnophobia or agorophobia or w/e), but for the longest time she was terrified of showing anyone that she cares bc she didn't want to get used again. that's why the initial break-up? w felix happens (she admits she loves them during sex & then immediately panics and kicks felix out & runs away to her dads house for a month w/o telling anyone & purges all her socials. she's normal and makes totally rational decisions). she also has a pretty big Fear that zoey is going to dredge up old shit and start shit and make the rest of connect 4 leave her (which. like. zoey DOES try after a couple of years) (bc shes a petty motherfucker who is upset that robin's doing well) (it obviously. doesn't work) (piper writes a. quite frankly. scathing ass message to zoey) (august swears if she were a few years younger & stupider she would have gone out and started a Fight) (felix just holds her so tight) (anyways)
🍩 -Who is your OC’s arch-nemesis or rival?
fig is absolutely incapable of having an arch-nemesis or rival. like. thats not something that could exist 4 them. they love everyone too much and just assume good intentions. its a problem sometimes.
also robin has several rivals tbqh. the peppy gay barista at work who is too much of a ray of sunshine. she is going to get him to crack. ellis is a rival bc xe hates everyone august has ever slept with (barring piper) (i dont think xe realizes she slept w felix though bc . those two had . a lot of risky hookups in public places i dont think they really ever boned at the apartment LMAO). august is her BIGGEST rival (said lovingly). their relationship is very (robin voice) shut up august im gonna go fuck your wife now. and august bullies her so hard. relentlessly. also full disclosure they also fuck sometimes but its specifically (i warned everyone abt sexual themes or whatever so i can say this) really rough nasty stuff bc august doesnt mind getting rougher w her and robin lives for it. lmao. very hatesex type shit where they're constantly butting heads while robin is tied to the bed. we have fun here
🎓 - How long have you had the OC?
i posted robin for the first time on sept 7 2020!! which is the same day as justice's bday which is fun. so! she'll be 4 this year :^] wild as shit tbh it still feels like she's a new oc to me.
fig also looks like they have a 2020 bday, just earlier in the year! wild!
🍥 - What age were you when you created the OC?
me sitting here like. okay how much pain am i gonna be in acknowledging how old i was in 2020. okay lets see. ok. robin was a week before my birthday which means i was. oh my god. i was 24. i wasnt even 25 yet. oh my god. ohghh my god. time comes for us all. i made robin older than me when i made her im gonna throw up. im gonna become an oyster. im gona
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Shadows and string
My Master list for Witters month 2023. It's Tool and Metallica fan fic, a few crossovers and a bit of gen or og work.
Blossom
2. Perfume
3. Seashell
4. Memories/Underwater au
5. Sun/Poolside
6..surf/backpacking
7. vacation/in the mountains
8. watermelon/fishing
9. warmth/ home for the summer
10. sandcastle/lifeguard
11. sweat/on a road trip
12. lemonade/band au
13. fan/cruise ship
14. bonfire/vacation fling
15. Blue/neighborhood bbq
16. energy/tourist au
17. waves/ at a wedding
18. free/ restaurant au
19. cloud/ at a party
20. fireworks/different first meeting
21. hammock/ at a bar
22. sunscreen/ human/non-human au
23. storm/in the woods
24. Summer/different powers au
25. relax/at a concert
26. found/online dating
27. volleyball/at the beach
28. Bright/mythological au
29. fireflies/at a cabin
30, happy/kid story/ children au
31. fall/ at a hotel
Read it on Ao3
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Their a beautiful couple but maybe I just dnt get them cuz I fail to see the Kaia and Austin hype 😭 I see more conversation about their age gap rather than locals praising them as a couple. Im not sure what screams "were ready to be engaged!" when both seem pretty career minded rn. Austin is really in his "moment" now and seems to want to continue to do lead man projects and Kaia seems to want to transition from modeling to acting and prove herself to be a good actress. Besides that engagment rumor (which was debunked within a day or 2 lmao) i dnt see why they cant just b a couple who is serious in their relationship?
THIS ☝🏾
Yea, like esthetically-speaking, Austin and Kaia make a really nice-looking couple. They have some things in common, so I can see why they would probably click. But other than that, I don't see the hype either? 🤷🏾‍♀️
To me, it just seems like another actor dating a model type relationship. Not that deep, in other words. People in Hollywood date each other all the time.
I guess maybe some people are thinking they're headed for engagement because he's Kaia's longest relationship (two years), and Austin actually seems like a decent guy compared to some of her exes, Pete (drug abuse) and JE (shady reputation) 🤔
But even still....
Like you said, they both seem focused on their work/careers right now. Not that you can't do both, but I've never even heard any of them talk about future or marriage goals, or even settling down.... let alone, talk about each other. So, I'm not sure what people are going by exactly. 🤔 So far, there was actually WAY more evidence that he and Vanessa were gonna get engaged imo. 🤷🏾‍♀️
Kaia is only 22. She has YEARS to grow as a woman, and to date many more men (or women) imo. 🤷🏾‍♀️ I just doubt she'll be marrying the first guy she started dating longer than a year at age 20.
It's also kinda presumptuous cuz we don't even know if Austin himself even wants to get married. His parents divorced at a very young age. He might be traumatized. 🥴 He might not even know if that's smthg he wants. 🤷🏾‍♀️
Honestly, the only people I've seen who are so "hyped" for their relationship are mainly Kaustin shippers, or maybe some Kaia stans. Most of his fans on the other hand (esp OG Austin fans pre-Elvis), aren't really feeling this relationship like that... but NOT because they don't want him dating anyone, but because of many other reasons. 👀
Besides that engagment rumor (which was debunked within a day or 2 lmao) i dnt see why they cant just b a couple who is serious in their relationship?
Chiiiiilllle.... it was LESS than 4 hours. That engagement rumor didn't even last the DAY. 🤣
I mean, it's ONE thing if a couple has talked to the media about settling down, or wanting marriage, or has been making very obvious signs towards engagement. But when people keep making speculations about engagement when there's been no signs whatsoever, I'm just like.... 😵‍💫
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deimosbreakfrost · 5 months
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You know what?
Total drama all starts sucked, here's a Re writed version that I am trying to do:
...
"Hey campers! And Welcome Superstars!
If you don't know what I am trying to say... IT FINALLY ITS HERE! THE ALL STARS SEASON! After being in a camp, a movie set, AROUND THE WOORLD, in a old radioactive camp and in island FAAAR away, We finally are here!
The All stars season with the best of the best campers of all seasons!
The Loved ones, the champions, the semi champions, the villains, the heros, the fan favorites that obviously aren't Cody and Noah,
That's how we build the Cast!
Full of people that y'all love and people that are Famous! But anyways... After this extremely long introduction, let's go to the Campers!
Also, this season will have 27 campers, I putted just a few from pahkitew island because I hate almost every one from the cast! Also, there's no Courtney, and if has no Courtney there's no Gwen and no Gwen? No Duncan! They are not here and are not allowed to be in here, never more!
Okay let's start with the cast introductions until Courtney sues me... Oh wait, SHE CAN'T!"
Cast:
Total Drama Island and Total drama world Tour:
1.Alejandro: The semi champion of Total Drama World Tour and the unic villain that wasn't eliminated in the final 3! That's how "strong" he is! He surely deserves to be in here, and you know who else is here with him?
2.Heather: Ah Heather. The OG Mean girl that turned into a beautiful champion, the villain of TDI and the champion of TDWT! And y'all favorite 'queen'. Talking about Heather and Alejandro... Here he comes!
3.Cody: The REAL fan favorites, everyone's "cutie patootie" urg, this generation compliments... Anyways! He tried to Achieve Gwen but failed, but he achieved you all! Specially the fan girls, like a certain person...
4.Sierra: Talking about Cody. Here she comes, the real star stalker it self, Sierra! Cody's number 1 Fan girl, and the one that carried him during TDWT! You might not like her, But there's no Cody when there's no Sierra, c'mon y'all!
5. 6. 7.Eva, Izzy and Noah: Every Tik Toker Favorite team during the extra episode of TDI... Ah, Good times~ ANYWAYS! here they come! Team E-ESCOP!
Noah, y'all favorite Sarcastic queer
Izzy, Owen's Crazy Not Girlfriend! And
Eva, such a shocker to see her in here, huh?
Talking about Owen...
8. 9. Owen and Lindsay: THEY are also here! Our favorite, beloved and DUMB blondes! Owen and Lindsay! Owen was The First off ALL champions! He was the one that winned TDI! And there's Lindsay, The unic blonde girl that y'all love purely, she didn't win ANY season but maybe she can have a opportunity? Who knows!
10. Tyler: Do you guys remember when Tyler dated Lindsay? You probably do, but not her! Will he finally go back with her? Will he find someone else?
11. 12. Leshawna and Harold: The most underrated couple we should say? And surely the most healthy one, different of other ones. It's Them, Harold and Leshawna! The nerd and the REAL queen!
13. 14. Trent and Justin: Do you all remember when they were in a boy band? Do you remember the Trent Doll? How about the "this show got 80% less Pretty" or something, I don't Remember. Here come the last participants from the First generation and the last Participants of Drama Brothers, Justin and Trent! One is the forgotten villain from TDA and the other was Gwen's First Victim. Was TDA that good? Nah.
Total drama Revenge of the island
"Now it's time to the Second generation ROTI! REVENGE OF THE ISLAND! and here they come!"
15. 16. 17. 18 scott, Lighting, Sam and Brick: The team men itself! Formed by a Ed Sheeran, the family issues boy, the Adorable gamer guy and The fashion guy. Scott, Lighting, some how Sam and Brick! Will Sam and Brick have more screen time and love?
19. 20. 21. Mike, Zoey and Cameron: the most healthy trio of friends! Mike the MPD boy, Zoey The fighter and Cameron the survivor. Will they still love each other after this season?
22. 23. Dawn and Maria: Dawn is surely THE fan favorite from TDROTI, that's why she is here. Also, she confirmed that she is in here to revenge, against who? Is kinda obvious. And Maria ... This season was supposed to have 26 participants but Maria didn't let us in peace so... Yeah you get it
Total drama pahkitew island
"The Third and WORST generation! TDPI in other Words Total drama Pahkitew Island. Er... Let's go"
24.Topher: Why is he here? To don't have just 3 participants in The TDPI cast, if it was for me he would be in jail.
"W-what?! Really, McLean?!"
25.Shawn: The winner of TDPI and pratically the unic loveble participant of the season. Yeah, exactly. Shawn the shee- I MEAN- *ahem* Shawn!
26.Jasmine: The best Girl from the season and Shawn's possible Girlfriend. Yeah, Jasmine!
27.Sky: and sky, uh... Sky is sky. She was the semi champion of TDPI and was one of the characters that carried the season.
"And that's our 27 Loveble participants! From all the 3 generations, and one of them will get Richer and famous that they originally was. Who will go home first? Who will be the semi champion? Who knows, and this is:
TOTAL
DRAMA
ALL STARS!!!"
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legitimatesatanspawn · 6 months
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2 am Attempt to make sense of FF7's Timeline! OG with Crisis Core.
Been a while since I did one of these. For this we'll call the events of FF7 Year 0.
OG manual lists the ages at: Cloud is 21. Aeris is 22. Sephiroth is "unknown". Yuffie is 16. Cait Sith is unknown. Vincent is "27". Tifa is 20. Barret is 35. Nanaki is 48. Cid is 32. Ages listed in Ultimania Omega? Same. Crisis Core is set during Zack's career. Advent Children takes place 2 years after FF7. Most dates mentioned come from the PS1 gamescript and I'm not getting into the light novels or other spinoffs at this hour to preserve my sanity.
Timeline under the cut.
Also a few cursed facts mean that this timeline should be ignored as needed.
-2024-2022: Calamity from the Skies nearly slaughters the Ancients before getting sealed.
-50: Vincent is born (OG).
-48: Nanaki is born.
-35: Barret is born.
-32: Cid is born.
-24: Gast and Ifalna flee ShinRa. (OG)
-23: Sephiroth is born, Vincent is Boxed (27). (OG)
-22: Aeris is born, she and Ifalna are taken when Aeris is 20 days old.
-21: Cloud is born.
-20: Tifa is born.
-16: Yuffie is born.
-15: Ifalna dies free and Aeris is adopted by Elmyra. (Aeris is 7)
?: Tifa's mother dies. Tifa almost dies. Everyone blames Cloud for Tifa.
-10: Zack leaves Gongaga to join SOLDIER presumably between 14 and 16.
Presumably Wutai War starts here. Possibly started earlier.
-7: Cloud makes the promise. Sephiroth is known as a great hero.
-6: Cloud leaves Nibelheim at 14.
-5: Nibelheim Massacre. Cloud is 15. Zack is around 19-21. Sephiroth sort-of-dies at 18 (OG age).
-4: Barret's Arm and Dyne. Barret is 31.
-3: Gongaga Reactor blows up.
-1: Zack busts out, is murdered somewhere around 23 and 25.
0: FF7. Aeris dies at 22.
2: Advent Children.
500: Distant Future sequence with Nanaki with his cubs (age 548).
Adding in Crisis Core confirms Zack's age as 16 at joining (or at least starting media res as Angeal's student and going to war in Wutai) and dying at 23.
Angeal and Genesis are listed around 25 during Crisis Core (presumably the start but at worst around Nibelheim). Sephiroth too. Aeris is 16-22. Cloud is 15-21. Yuffie is 9.
This adjusts Sephiroth's age from apparently 18 during Nibelheim and worse minimum 13 during the Wutai War... to 25 at either Nibelheim or the war so he'd be either 32 by FF7 or 37. Which would make Vincent 59 or 64.
Just how long was the Wutai War going on for if Sephiroth was considered a super cool war hero when Zack started doing missions there?
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eclipsewarrior101 · 9 months
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Cyrus Cogs Headcanons
Hello Puppets Sugar Crash su belongs to @sugarcrash-underground
1. Cyrus has cog wheels or blue heart paw pads
2. Cyrus has rainbow hair because Cornelius loved rainbows and they remind him of his late wife who died of leukemia.
3. Cornelius is 40
4. Cyrus Cogs is 16
5. Depending on which version Cyrus has scars on his hands and hides them with fingerless gloves.
6. Cyrus wears a Blue Steampunk jacket coat.
7. Cyrus’s steampunk goggles are his prized possessions.
8. Cyrus is a talented inventor with machines, cogs and metal
9. Cyrus is 4 ft tall.
10. Cyrus is a talented ribbon dancer
11. Cyrus is naive and tries to see the good in people, but he has his wariness of humans. He feels more safe around Nick and the ragdolls.
12. Cyrus has nightmares but hides them
13. Cyrus (depending on which one) knows what kind of monster Martin is ( Martin is a very bad man who is part of a ACCA Anomaly Contain Control Agency
14. Cyrus after his dad disappeared was on his own for 3 years. Living in broken houses and having to travel all around the world.
15. Cyrus tries to make friends with others because he’s secretly lonely and hates being alone.
16. Cyrus secretly fears being alone so much he tries to please the Handeemen and make many friends.
17. Cyrus has undiagnosed autism and ADHD. He also had anxiety and separation anxiety.
18. Cyrus made a beautiful mechanical Art piece for Nick as a dating gift
19. Cyrus had a journal that he draws and writes about all his adventures.
20. Cyrus makes small gifts for people because he doesn’t want to be forgotten
21. Cyrus when cuddling with Nick is super warm like a heating rock
22. Cyrus loves to tease and calls Nick sweet Taffy as a pet and Nick name
23. Cyrus has a nickname for everyone even the ragdolls
24. Cyrus is an animal magnet. I swear he loves animals and they love him.
25. Cyrus during the holidays mixes hot chocolate and egg nog. Shockingly it tastes good
26. He has sone weird holidays.
27. Cyrus has a few crystals and can tarot cards read.
28. Cyrus he can sew
29. Cyrus and nicks first date was to an art gallery
30. When Nick and Cyrus got more…intimate he tried to hide it from the others…or denied it.
31. Cyrus helps all the ragdolls out. He stays with one group for a month….he tries to help with heavy duty stuff but fails 70% of the time.
32. Cyrus hid in the handeems attic for months and was only found out cause he accidentally scared a heavy duty late one night. Imagine him with his goggles that are light up hanging upside down and you see him in the dark 😂
33. Cyrus has gotten drunk once and was swinging from a chandelier. It was hilarious
34. Cyrus did drugs once…never again. He also won’t smoke…
35. Cyrus due to his autism and ADHD is super hyper sensitive and active. He hates very loud sounds.
36. OG Cyrus’s Voice actor would be andrew keenan bolger.
There. Some fun Headcanons.
If you have any questions or want more info, my inbox is open
But nothing over PG-13
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I posted 744 times in 2022
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I tagged 726 of my posts in 2022
Only 2% of my posts had no tags
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#the thing is he is trying so hard to convince himself to just be selfish and self interested because that's what's gonna keep him alive
My Top Posts in 2022:
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this is something that won't get finished (probably) but i thought it looked cool enough to share
enjoy the boy 
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trying not to give into the urge to rewatch leverage again
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couldn't rest until i saw my boy tom in the og dream coat
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i hate when i like a mutual's post and tumblr is like 'would you like to turn on notifications for this person?' no i would not, i get their most interesting posts straight to my brain thanks, i wouldn't even need to check tumblr if i didn't want to. my beloved mutuals will just send me all the funky shit on this cursed website if i chose to disappear from here. i know it.
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My #1 post of 2022
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shark date! shark date! shark date!
(this took me roughly six hours and it was the most fun i've had in a while 😊 but my hand fucking hurts)
(also, it’s available on redbubble as a sticker, a magnet or a hat)
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itto-writes · 2 years
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Guilds
kingdom and ovenbreak guild are now open!
kingdom under the cut
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Hello, our guild (currently consisting of me, raven, kyle, and jess), is now going to be open to the public! recently we all got back into playing and there is minimum requirements!
~ 1. be active :3
~2. we will need 1m+ damage for the dragon
~3. help expand!
~4. just have fun, leave your guild message smthn silly, literally me and my friend are matching with dark cacao and pure vanilla for ours <3
Facts:
~ while only 2 of us were active, together we could defeat the dragon until at least level 10
~ OG members are IhavebackpainV2 (me), Ravensx, EPICKYLE and futurecoffee
~ we have bee formed since November time i think so only a few months away from a year!
If you would like to join Damooshroomdudes, aka the guild, say mushroom or just use the mushroom emoji!
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OVENBREAK
i decided to make a guild on my ovenbreak alt account so yeah here we are now, also ignore the different layout im tired
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Name: Licorice cultt
Date made: 3/8/22
leader: L1c0r1c3V4l3n
officers: /
required level: 20+
please be active yall and only shit talk pomegranate and stuff
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also made this account like 3 days ago because i cant connect my google so i cant move my other account (4lm0ndc00k13) from my other device to my phone but im active on both <3
live laugh love licorice
if you want to join say:
Licorice!
stay safe u wee emos i love yall
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caratober · 8 months
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The time has arrived!! Introducing the 2023 Caratober prompts
We would like to thank everyone who took the time to fill out our survey this year, your feedback was greatly appreciated!
As in previous years, the project is run by @sebongdotcom and @rockmymansae. The rules and guidelines stay the same. If you have any questions please contact us!
Tag #caratober within your first five tags and we will reblog it onto the caratober blog. Alternatively submit a link to the original post using submit or ask feature to get your post onto this blog
NSFW material will be allowed as long as it’s kept under a read more and warnings are added. If its visually NSFW it will be up to our discretion whether to reblog it onto the blog or not 
You can take any interpretation of the prompt (within reason I hope). For instance if you take “fall” to mean the season or the act of falling
If a prompt has passed and you missed it, feel free to just participate! When we reblog to the caratober blog we’ll just change the date of it!
The credit for the whole idea goes to the og creator @joshuahong ofc
Please see a written version of the prompts under read more if it is hard to see in the post above.
1. Literary Figures
2. Fire
3. Jeonghan’s Birthday
4. Barbie
5. Greek Mythology
6. Forest
7. Birds of Prey
8. Witches and Wizards
9. Clown
10. Ocean
11. If the World Ends Tomorrow
12. Domino
13. Mad Scientists
14. Dust
15. Psycho
16. Haunted House
17. Free Space
18. Dream and Nightmare
19. Girl Group Concept Switch
20. Dungeons and Dragons
21. Limbo
22. Knights
23. Fairytales
24. Dragon Ball
25. Angel and Devil
26. Steampunk
27. Amusement Park
29. Royals
30. Swamp Creatures
31. Halloween
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crossoverworldtree · 2 years
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The Zones (Phantom/Negative Zone)
The Negative or Phantom Zone a place where beings there have nothing but their will, and cannot use that will to harm others. They exist as 'phantoms', never aging or changing, until their 'sentence' is up and they are released, or they manage to escape. It houses many dangerous creatures as well--all sorts of demonic and alien beings. Since its discovery, many species have used it to exile the most dangerous creatures and criminals they encountered-- possibly the cruelest punishment in the galaxy by the Kapellans, Iridonians, Kryptonians, Kree/Kherubim, and Lectroids.
Name: Toc Motivation: Revenge on captors, Freedom Critter Type: Human Offshoot Alien Attributes: Str 5, Dex 4, Con 5, Int 4, Per 5, Will 3Ability Scores: Muscle 16, Combat 14, Brains 16 Life Points: 42 Drama Points: 0-5 Special Abilities: Regeneration (con per minute), Immortality, Obsession (escape and revenge), Mild Cruelty Name - Score - Damage - Notes Punch - 14 - 13 - Bash Kick - 13 - 15 - Bash Tocs are the name given to the Eridanean and Cappellean cloned slaves who have been banished to the Negative Zone for rebellion. They are rightfully angry at their enslavers for this. Name: Og Motivation: Sex and Violence Critter Type: Human Offshoot Alien Attributes: Str 6, Dex 5, Con 6, Int 2, Per 5, Will 3 Ability Scores: Muscle 16, Combat 16, Brains 12, Life Points: 50 Drama Points: 0-5 Special Abilities: Regeneration (con per minute), Immortality, Deranged Cruelty and Covetousness (lechery) Name - Score - Damage - Notes Punch - 16 - 16 - Bash Kick - 15 - 18 - Bash Nanite treatments can sometimes go wrong, the Ogs are an example of this, turned into mindless primitives who have no qualms about who they harm to satisfy their urges. Hence, they too are banished to the Negative Zone. There is no help that the cultures that created them could provide, and this was seen as the 'humane' way of dealing with them.
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Name: Void Kryptonian Motivation: Escape the Void Critter Type: Alien Attributes: Str 18, Dex 9, Con 8, Int 3, Per 7, Will 3 Ability Scores: Muscle 40, Combat 19, Brains 12, Life Points: 380 Drama Points: 0-5 Special Abilities: Enhanced Senses, Acute Senses (Sight, Hearing), X-Ray Vision, Heat Vision, Increased Life Points +200, Increased Speed +120, Armor Value 25, Vulnerability (Major - Kryptonite), Regeneration (Con per Minute), Severe Cruelty, Mild Recklessness, Antisocial Impulses (Violence), Criminal Name - Score - Damage - Notes Punch - 22 - 40 - Bash Kick - 21 - 42 - Bash Heat Vision - 22 - 36 - Fire Kryptonians used the Negative Zone as a punishment as well. When the Phantom Zone Projector was brought to earth in 1910, it was corrupted by Earth's high magic concentration. This allowed some of the inhabitants to escape without the projector's 'approval.'
Name: General Dru-Zod Date of Birth: 1860 Motivation: World Domination, the future of Krypton Critter Type: Alien Attributes: Str 20, Dex 9, Con 10, Int 4, Per 7, Will 5 Ability Scores: Muscle 46, Combat 24, Brains 16, Life Points: 430 Drama Points: 5 Special Abilities: Enhanced Senses, Acute Senses (Sight, Hearing), X-Ray Vision, Heat Vision, Increased Life Points +200, Increased Speed +120, Armor Value 25, Vulnerability (Major - Kryptonite), Regeneration (Con per Minute), Severe Cruelty, Mild Recklessness, Antisocial Impulses (Violence), Delusions (Grandeur), Obsession (World Domination) Name - Score - Damage - Notes Punch - 25 - 46 - Bash Kick - 24 - 48 - Bash Heat Vision - 25 - 37 - Fire Of all the criminals held in the Negative Zone, General Zod is the most infamous for his repeated escapes and attempts to conquer earth that were thwarted by Superman. To this day, his threat remains, and he is the third strongest being in the Negative Zone. What's stronger?
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Name: Annihilus Motivation: Domination of his Universe Critter Type: Demon Attributes: Str 20, Dex 10, Con 10, Int 3, Per 4, Will 7 Ability Scores: Muscle 46, Combat 22, Brains 14, Life Points: 500 Drama Points: 5 Special Abilities: Armor Value 30 (Immune to AP), Flight (40mph), Cosmic Rod (Acts as Sorcery 5, can deal Willpower x 5 damage +5 per SL of the hit), Immortal, Increased Life Points +370, Contacts (Minions) 5, Status (Lord of the Realm), Delusions (paranoia) Name - Score - Damage - Notes Claw - 22 - 66 - Slash/Stab, Armor Piercing Cosmic Rod - 22 - 5 x Will + 5 per SL - Bash Magic - 19 - Varies - By Spell Annihilus is the ruler of the Phantom Zone (whereas Yapool is its God), a demon lord who controls hundreds of legions of demons. He is arrogant and paranoid, willing to do battle with any creature that encroaches on his realm.
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Name: Yapool Motivation: Get the hell out of the Phantom Zone! Critter Type: Great Old One Attributes: Str 35, Dex 5, Con 5, Int 4, Per 5, Will 10 Ability Scores: Muscle 76, Combat 16, Brains 16 Life Points: 1070 Drama Points: 5 Special Abilities: Magic 10, Armor Value 200, Increased Life Points +900, Regeneration (Con per turn), Attractiveness -6, Occultism +4, Attractiveness -14, Regeneration (80 per turn), Increased Size (12 levels), Giant Casting (use base damage of Strength for willpower when casting) Name - Score - Damage - Notes Punch - 16 - 204 - Bash Claw - 16 - 204 - Slash/Stab, AP 2 Magic - 35 - Varies - By Spell Deflect - 35 - None - Magical Defense Hold - 34 - None - Magical Defense Dispell - 32 - None - Negate Ongoing Effect Volley - 29 - None - Spell Reflection Wedge - 16 - 154 - Plasma A Big Bad of epic proportions. Yapool, in his Giant form, stands 50m (154ft) tall and is the ruler of the Negative Zone/Phantom Zone. Though the Kryptonians, Tocs, Ogs, and Lectroids all battle for control of it, they do so under Yapool's watchful eye. To him, they are his--and there is nothing they can do to stop him from claiming them and using them to further his ends. Those ends amount to escaping the hellish place and taking control of planet Earth. At his beck and call are so-called "Chouju" or "Super Beasts." Kaiju that have been twisted, mutilated, and altered into more powerful horrors. The problem Yapool has is the great difficulty he has opening doorways out of the Phantom Zone. Once he gets a foothold, however, he is able to summon a new monster on an almost weekly or monthly basis. Other times, he gathers his energies for half a year for a big move. Yapool was thought slain in 1974, but Old Ones do not die as we know it, and he returned in 2005. Even when sending Kaiju across the dimensional tunnels, Yapool can only manifest in our world in a humanoid form--that of a black-clad, elderly Japanese man with a wide brim hat and a group of balloons containing spells and inter-dimensional energy.
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yes-bernie-stuff · 10 months
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Psaumes 136
Sa miséricorde dure éternellement
1 Célébrez l’Éternel, car il est bon, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement. 2 Célébrez le Dieu des dieux, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement. 3 Célébrez le Seigneur des seigneurs, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement ! 4 Lui qui seul fait de grands prodiges, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement ; 5 Lui qui a fait les cieux par son intelligence, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement 6 Qui a étendu la terre sur les eaux, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 7 Qui a fait les grands luminaires, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement ; 8 Le soleil, pour dominer sur le jour, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 9 La lune et les étoiles, pour dominer sur la nuit, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement ; 10 Lui qui a frappé l’Égypte en ses premiers-nés, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 11 Qui a fait sortir Israël du milieu d’eux, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 12 À main forte et à bras étendu, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement ; 13 Lui qui a coupé en deux la mer Rouge, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 14 Et fait passer Israël au milieu d’elle, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 15 Qui a précipité Pharaon et son armée dans la mer Rouge, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 16 Qui a conduit son peuple dans le désert, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 17 Qui a frappé de grands rois, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 18 Et qui a tué des rois puissants, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 19 Sihon, roi des Amorrhéens, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 20 Et Og, roi de Basan, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 21 Et a donné leur pays en héritage, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 22 En héritage à Israël, son serviteur, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement ; 23 Lui qui s’est souvenu de nous, lorsque nous étions abaissés, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 24 Et nous a délivrés de nos oppresseurs, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement, 25 Qui donne de la nourriture à toute chair, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement. 26 Célébrez le Dieu des cieux, Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement !
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Sa miséricorde dure éternellement Nous avons ici une sorte de reproduction du Psaume 135, tantôt abrégé, tantôt développé, en vue d’un usage liturgique. On peut supposer qu’après chaque phrase prononcée ou chantée par une ou plusieurs voix, le peuple répétait le refrain : Car sa miséricorde dure éternellement. Cette répétition, qui semble très monotone, au premier abord, devait imprimer profondément dans le cœur des adorateurs de l’Éternel le sentiment que, dans la création, aussi bien que dans l’histoire d’Israël, chaque détail, chaque trait de l’œuvre divine est un témoignage de la bonté de l’Éternel. L’amour de Dieu apparaît ainsi comme présidant à toutes les manifestations de sa puissance, de sa sagesse et de sa justice et tant de témoignages accumulés remplissent l’âme de confiance et d’adoration.
Cette louange prolongée a fait donner à ce psaume le nom de Grand Hallel (grande louange). Nous pensons que, comme le précédent et comme les Psaumes 106, 107 et 108, qui ont le même refrain, notre psaume date de l’époque qui suivit le retour de la captivité (comparez Esdras 3.11). On y trouve nombre de réminiscences de psaumes plus anciens ; c’est comme un écho et un résumé de ce qu’avaient dit et répété déjà la Loi, les Psaumes et les Prophètes.
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mellowparabellum · 1 year
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so every morning/around noon i will have a random song on my mind. i write them all down in my notes and now i have three months worth of songs! dunno if anyone wants to see it, but i'm putting it out there anyway
i don't really want to edit it, so the dates will be in Danish and also my level of arousal (no not that kind you little freak, it's about how 'awake' your senses are, how aware you are basically)
Tirsdag 21 feb '23 (lav arousal)
Kirby Green Greens (Smash Bros Brawl)
Onsdag 22 feb '23 (høj arousal)
Balstyrko, Kaffe MDMA
Torsdag 23 feb '23 (lav arousal)
Father John Misty, Real Love Baby
Fredag 24 feb '23 (mid arousal)
Hiatus Kaiyote, Blood and Marrow
Lørdag 25 feb '23 (lav arousal)
Takuya Kuroda, R. S. B. D
Søndag 26 feb '23 (lav arousal)
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYDMHHDw/
Mandag 27 feb '23 (mid arousal)
Hound Dog, ROCKS
Tiradag 28 feb '23 (low arousal)
(Jerma), Oh The Misery
Onsdag 1 mar '23 (høj arousal)
Charlotte Dos Santos, Sumer Is Icumen In
Toradag 2 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Anomalie, Dribble
Fredag 3 mar '23 (mid arousal)
Razz, Kickflipper hahaha
Lørdag 4 mar '23 (mid arousal)
OMOCAT, My Time
Søndag 5 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Snarky Puppy, What About Me?
Mandag 6 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Rest in Beats, Stadigvæk
Tirsdag 7 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Dead Kennedys, Halloween
Onsdag 8 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Ezra Furman, Restless Year
Torsdag 9 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Daniel Caesar & BADBADNOTGOOD, Please Do Not Lean
Fredag 10 mar '23 (mid arousal)
Thundercat etc., Show You The Way
Lørdag 11 mar '23 (høj arousal)
Rutsj sangen
Søndag 12 mar '23 (mid arousal)
Malk de Kojn, Sneglzilla
Mandag 13 mar '23 (høj arousal)
Alfa Mist feat. Kaya Thomas-Dyke, Blaze
Tirsdag 14 mar '23 (mid arousal)
???, dododo do do do do dodo do dododo do do dodo do
Onsdag 15 mar '23 (mid arousal)
Amesaki Annainin, Ohisama
Torsdag 16 mar '23 (høj arousal)
David Bowie, Changes // Shit & Chalou, Smuk og Dejlig
Fredag 17 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Ravi Kuma, I think I would look better without you
Lørdag 18 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Can't Stop
Søndag 19 mar '23 (mid arousal)
Louie Zong, Ghost Duet
Mandag 20 mar '23 (høj arousal)
Dinah Washington, What A Difference A Day Makes
Tirsdag 21 mar '23 (mid arousal)
Jakob Sveistrup, En Lille Fejl
Onsdag 22 mar '23 (mid arousal)
DJ Fresh, Gold Dust
Torsdag 23 mar '23 (mid arousal)
Christopher Larkin, City of Tears
Fredag 24 mar '23 (høj arousal)
The Valley Comes Alive, ConcernedApe
Lørdag 25 mar '23 (mid arousal)
Fred, Bo Evers
Søndag 26 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Dirty Paws, Of Monsters And Men
Mandag 27 mar '23 (høj arousal)
Baka Mitai, Yakuza OST
Tirsdag 28 mar '23 (mid arousal)
OMOCAT, Do You Remember?
Onsdag 29 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Shaggy, Boombastic haha
Torsdag 30 mar '23 (lav arousal)
Thundercat, Funny Thing
Fredag 31 mar '23 (mid arousal)
Charlotte Dos Santos, Red Clay
Lørdag 1 apr '23 (høj arousal)
Alt-J, Breezeblocks
Søndag 2 apr '23 (lav arousal)
Vulfpeck, Funky Duck
Mandag 3 apr '23 (mid arousal)
Cory Wong, Let's Go!
Tirsdag 4 apr '23 (lav arousal)
Vulfpeck, Half Of The Way
Onsdag 5 apr '23 (mid arousal)
Balstyrko, Roennebaer
Torsdag 6 apr '23 (høj arousal, random stress)
Bo Burnham, Look Who's Inside Again
Fredag 7 apr '23 (mid arousal)
Galactic, Cineramascope
Lørdag 8 apr '23 (lav arousal)
OMOCAT, Lost at a Sleepover
Søndag 9 apr '23 (lav arousal, vækket af råb)
Povl Dissing, Snehvidekys
Mandag 10 apr '23 (mid arousal)
Aaron Taylor, Breakfast
Tirsdag 11 apr '23 (høj arousal)
Avril Lavigne, Complicated????
Onsdag 12 apr '23 (mid arousal)
Rest in Beats, Stadigvæk
Torsdag 13 apr '23 (mid arousal)
MGMT, Electric Feel
Fredag 14 apr '23 (lav arousal)
Kishi Bashi, Honeybody
Lørdag 15 apr '23 (mid arousal)
Fall Out Boy, This Aint A Scene It's An Arms Race
Søndag 16 apr '23 (lav arousal)
KAYTRANADA, YOU'RE THE ONE
Mandag 17 apr '23 (mid arousal)
Vulfpeck, Half of the way
Tirsdag 18 apr '23 (fuldstændig død)
Vocaloid, When the first love ends
Onsdag 19 apr '23 (lav arousal)
Marc Rebillet, Your new morning alarm
Torsdag 20 apr '23 (mid arousal)
Twenty One Pilots, Goner
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landlordrecords · 1 year
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(My) Film 2022
As posted previously, the last year & a half I have been massively catching up with films (which I far too often neglect), just really trying to get to the point where I’ve seen a much vaster array of the sort of thing I like than I had previously (usually, it’s dox straight to the top of the list - not all of those might be covered below - and TV stuff, often with the missus, plus a smattering of art house & stoopid comedies & action films, plus an increasing line in so-bad-they’re-good ones). As I’ve been sending micro-reviews to a couple of fellow fans on email (Messrs Taylor & Stokoe), & I saw a couple of facebook pals had been listing out their entire year’s viewing (Messrs Fisher & Fishead), I thought it’d be easy enough to copy & paste over my own...not quite their numbers here, but still 185, which is an insane uptick from the few dozen I probably often do! I haven’t bothered with release dates, but have said where they are originals etc. I barely ever re-watch films, so they’re all first viewings unless I’ve said otherwise. With the streaming era, I’ve also started & quickly stopped gawd knows how many others, life isn’t long enough - I never thought I’d see so many title sequences! 
The plan is that this period will stop soon, & I will move on to do a similar job on books, but I still probably have something like 100 DVDs, rips & videos here that I’ve never got round to, plus a similar-sized list of ones I want to see but can’t find cheap/free, so...
1. Police Academy, and...
2. Naked Gun (both of which had me laughing like a drain)
3. Casablanca (third time, I think, with the missus this time, still boss)
4. Requiem For A Dream (v good if maybe slightly dated now, seemed to freak out the missus & Kate Hobs good & proper)
5. Prisoners (almost forgotten this now - pretty pro, enjoyed it at the time)
6. Gone Baby Gone (same, similar topic)
7. OG Robocop (another classic I'd never seen - boss)
8. The Ipcress File (pretty darn good)
9. When A Stranger Calls (knew too much about it before I saw it, but v good stuff)
10. Away (Timothy Spall, in Blackpool - really liked this, partly cos of the location)
11. The Brood (very good)
12. The Killing of A Sacred Deer (very good)
13. 9th Gate (a bit silly in places, but I really liked this, good interesting subject matter)
14-19. Started watching all the Batmans since 89, cos I'd never seen any of em...89 one seriously dated now...Batman Returns poss my least fave, all that Danny DeVito stuff...Batman Forever (poss liked this slightly more than other people do, I'm down for the camp), Batman & Robin (the one I was keen to see, on my 'so bad it's good' tip, maybe not quite as excitingly bad as I wanted, but still impressively so)...Batman Begins & The Dark Knight (pretty darn good, although I'm not sure they QUITE deserve the absurd adulation)...stalled there cos missus wants to watch the rest with me...
20. Once Upon A Time In America (classic)
21. Prevenge (not bad)
22. Scum (classic)
23. Secretary (had not QUITE seen all of it before, v good)
24. Kimi (not bad)
25. Paterson (I enjoyed this, although it's a bit inconsequential)
26-27. Hannibal & Red Dragon (I kinda watched these cos I could - one I had seen before - they were alright, not as good as Silence of the Lambs)
28. The new West Side Story (completely pointless but a treat, love the original & all versions of the music)
29-30. Bad Karma & Drillbit (didn't know about this guy before, GREAT!)
31. Life Is Cheap (locally-made, not really distributed properly, John Waters-esque horror)
32. The Violators (I thought this was pretty good)
33. OG Funny Games (classic if uncomfortable)
34. Jaws (classic, can't believe I'd never seen it before)
35. Muriel's Wedding (had seen this before. A fave with the missus. Good soother while I had Covid, as was...)
36-37. Meet the Parents & Meet the Fockers (for the second or third time, I discovered recently that the first is a remake, & I tried to watch the original, but it was too amateurish even for me)
38. Mope (I really enjoyed this)
39. Metal Lords (I think metal fans have been disparaging about this, but I kinda enjoyed it)
40. Punch-Drunk Love (really good)
41-65. Bond season: see Landlord Records, Bond, ALL Bond I'm sure you pretty much have to... (tumblr.com) 
66. Mark Cousins Story of Film new bit (the whole "looking but not looking, seeing yet not seeing"-type stuff wears a bit thin, but he does know his oats)
67. Baby Driver (good stuff)
68. Dogtooth (very good, prob better than Sacred Deer for me)
69. Spring Breakers (atmospheric nonsense from Korine, I kinda liked it)
70. Dune (one of the last Lynch ones I hadn't seen - a Lynch fan has to see it, but as incomprehensible - or at least an as overly encyclopaedic translation of the novel - as people always say)
71-72ish. Some Kenneth Anger shorts (top)
73. Some Like It Hot (classic)
74. Taken (enjoyed it for what it was, & also left the whole thing on later in the year on telly, so seen twice this year, must be OK!)
75. Lost Highway (not his best but interesting - thought I’d seen this before but think I’d confused it with something else...edging towards a Lynch retrospective, although I’ve already seen a bunch of them more than once, once I’ve gathered them all together)
76. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill (enjoyable, some ace shots & dialogue - it's a bit ploddy though in places, which is what I find most taxing about a lot of low budget stuff )
77. Ed Wood season (had seen Plan 9 before): Bride of the Monster (dull)
78. Night of the Ghouls (bit better, I thought)
79. Glen Or Glenda (the most wacked-out, although I wasn't super-sold) 
80. Jail Bait (enjoyed this most as a straight-up film - I believe the plot came from elsewhere, otherwise you might say it was quite a good one)
81ish. some short Wood bits...
82. Necromania (quite enjoyed this one, one of the - not very arousing - pornos).
83. Non-Wood: Starcrash (ace, loved it)
84. The Big Heat (total classic, if anyone ever again says a film needs to be over an hour & a half long, they're lying)
85. Chopping Mall (enjoyed it - this is the start of my latest 'so bad they're good' season)
86. Dead Heat (LOVED this)
87. Mortal Kombat 2 (enjoyed it, although wouldn't expect anyone else to)
88. Crocodile 2 (good fun)
89. The Happening (a bit misunderstood I think, but still rather silly), pause in 'so bad...' section...
90. Sir Henry At Rawlinson End (a real treat)
91. Bohemian Rhapsody (pretty good)
92. Black Devil Doll From Hell (one of the rare 'so bad they're good' ones where it goes past funny into creating a really odd, unsettling atmosphere - really liked it)
93. Psycho Cop (good fun)
94. Divine Enforcer (loved it)
95. Twisted Pair (not Breen's best tbf...), 'so bad...' section ends.
96. The Trouble With Being Born (v interesting, unsettling stuff)
97. Elegy To The Visitor From The Revolution (the only Diaz one I've managed to get through, cos it's shorter, pretty decent)
98. Parasite (very good)
99. Ricotta (more for Kate than me, I can't really get into Italian new wave stuff, shock horror... s'OK)
100. OG Mad Max (awesome, couldn't believe I'd never seen it...started the second one as well, but either the print wasn’t very good or they chose a very different colour scheme, & I couldn’t get into it half as much)
101. Man Vs Bee (daft, but I did enjoy it)
102. The Magnificent Ambersons (really good)
103. Welcome Home Brother Charles (more 'so bad...' stuff - bonkers)
104. For Y'ur Height Only ('so bad...' - as good as people say, great watch)
105. Malcolm X (solid)
106. Ben & Arthur (one of the 'so bad...' ones I had to restart a coupla times before getting through it, but glad I did in the end, pretty deranged)
107. Sherlock Jr (classic)
108. His Girl Friday (shamefully had to try this twice, but excellent once it gets going)
109. Top Hat (v good)
110. Bringing Up Baby (v good)
111. The Lady Eve (v good)
112. Notorious (Hitchcock - another I had to try again with, incredibly, again very good once it gets going)
113. High Noon (ace)
114. All the President's Men (really good, rated it)
115. The Raid (Indonesian actioner - really good, I thought)
116. OG Last House On the Left (for some reason I thought this was of about the same production standard as I Spit On Yr Grave, but much better, good unsettling stuff)
117. Peeping Tom (classic)
118. Aliens (maybe saw this 30 years ago, rip-snorting)
119. What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (great stuff)
120. Dr Strangelove (probably not quite as funny as at the time, but classic anyway)
121. Topaz (not the best Hitchcock, but I enjoyed it)
122. Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion (very good)
123. Another Year (recentish Mike Leigh - v good)
124. Magnolia (amazingly well done, but didn't touch me quite like it seems to other people)
125. Baise Moi (pretty brutal. Too shoddily done to really sit THAT well with me, but worth a watch)
126. The Bad Seed (50s one Su wanted to watch - a bit overlong for the subject, & seriously dated, but decent)
127. Terminator 2 (barring the long dull bit in the middle - it being some sort of special edition poss not helping - pretty rip-snorting, better than the first)
128. A Nightmare On Elm Street (being a jessie for horror movies, I actually had to turn this off after the first murder when I was still at school & it came on telly! Finally dared to get back to it - STILL pretty creepy in places, particularly that first murder. Very good)
129. Good To Go/Short Fuse (finally located it on Youtube - title change hadn't helped - Art Garfunkel (?!) stars in a mid-80s flick about the Washington DC go-go scene - nowhere near as bad as its rep)
130. BFI season: Dawson City (more about the town than the silent film finds really, which I wasn't expecting, but still some amazing footage & photos. Visually sumptuous)
131. Cabinet of Dr Caligari (didn't get that much more from watching it in full than clips & stills, as it is the sets that are really the star, but still v good)
132. The General (Keaton - tremendous, well worth its rep)
133. Drunken Angel (Kurosawa - not sure why this one isn't talked about more, really good I thought - love the grumpy doctor character)
134. Late Spring (Ozu - I had started this before - really good)
135. Tokyo Story (Ozu - same - I think the reason it is seen as the best of them only really comes down to the last half hour, but it is certainly superlative either way)
136. Seven Samurai (or Seventy Minutes Too Long Samurai - the last hour is boss though - I believe until relatively recently it was mainly available in the west in a significantly shorter cut, & I suspect that was the right cut & responsible for its rep, the build-up is way too long. Classic of course though)
137. A Man Escaped (really really good)
138. Wild Strawberries (really good)
139. Les Mistons (Truffaut - OK, whatever)
140. Rabid (enjoyed, but the step up to The Brood is significant)
141. Berberian Sound Studio (very good, especially enjoyed the knowledgeable experimental music angle)
142. Hitchcock...The Lodger (really good, glad I found a version with a decent soundtrack at last)
143. Downhill (another early Hitch - not at all bad stuff, nicely restored by the BFI)
144. Suspicion (same as everyone says - great but cop-out ending)
145. Documentary on comix artist Mike Diana
146. More Hitchcock... Under Capricorn (I had to sort of half-watch this, it was so long & periody - not really my sort of thing - but I did kinda like it)
147. The Trouble with Harry (once you get used to the style, pretty darn good)
148. Marnie (largely excellent)
149. Frenzy (one of the best of the late Hitch ones)
150. Family Plot (also very entertaining)
151. La Jetee (OK, over-rated)
152-154. Dekalog 1-3 (again, a little over-rated I think, but still great)
155. American Pie 2 (total fluff of course, but I enjoyed it)
156. 3 Identical Strangers (decent doc)
157. My Friend Dahmer (basic but enjoyable)
158-9. Encounters At the End of the World (Herzog Antartica doc - really good, & also, didn't get through all the extras, but amazeballs half hour one of extra underwater footage, with Henry Kaiser doing his noodly guitar all through it, which I almost enjoyed more than the main picture)
160. Amazing Grace (Aretha Franklin gospel concert lost footage - pretty powerful stuff)
161. Analyse This (I'd seen this before & forgot, but enjoyable again the second time, not a classic but good fun)
162. OG Predator (don't know why I'd put this one off - really good, tense stuff)
163. The Passion of Joan of Arc (20s) (maybe not QUITE as good as they say - & slightly too much emphasis put on the close-ups, there's good, more dynamic stuff at the end as well - but still powerful)
164. Ocean's 11 (remake) (another one I don't know why I left til now - greatly enjoyable)
165. Den of Thieves (another heist one - not at all bad)
166-167ish. Aardman stuff (I think the only actual feature I watched was Chicken Run, just watched what I could find free out of the 'classics') (all pretty enjoyable, although I didn't realise they also made so much garbage children's stuff)
168. The House (v silly Will Ferrell thing)
169. Man with A Movie Camera (poss more admirable than incredible at this point, but still a v good watch)
170. Killer Legends (standard doc about urban legends from the Cropsey guy)
171. The Fire Within (another Herzog volcanos doc, some pretty immense footage, stumbled across as part of Storyville on the Beeb)
172-173. The Ride Along movies (more stuff for lunched-out vegetating, entertaining enough)
174. Grey Gardens (doc) (again, maybe not quite as incredible as I'd been led to believe, but enjoyable nutters, & nice to find a half-decent print at last)
175. Click & Collect (v silly BBC xmas thingie)
176. Sad Vacation (Sid & Nancy doc, v similar to another I'd seen - unless it was the same one again, which would be really bad, but I don't think so, a lot of the same interviewees though)
177. Fascism On A Thread (interesting doc on Nazisploitation films)
178-179. Die Hard 2 & 3 (2nd one I poss enjoyed even more than the first, 3rd a little separated from the original concept but still highly enjoyable)
180. Mascots (very good recentish Spinal Tap bloke one)
181. He Walked By Night (really solid police procedural film noir)
182. OG Jurassic Park (rather dated now, but the much-reffed set pieces really terrific)
183. The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (the best of the Aardman, I think - really splendid)
184. First Blood (another I can’t believe it took me this long to get to - ace)
185. CopLand (not at all bad, ace cast)
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