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#og michael myers headcanons
brandnewhuman · 2 years
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I had another cursed thought: so you know my last request about putting your face on the slasher’s badonkadonks? What about that… but in reverse…….. like now the slasher has THIER face in the readers chest? 👀👀👀👀 *sweats in I need to go to church*
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SLASHERS FACEPLANTING
IN YOUR CHEST
☆STARRING☆
Brahms Heelshire ☆ aka horny wall gremlin
Michael Myers☆ aka THE bastard
Bo Sinclair ☆ aka greasy horny boy
CONTENT:
Tw: canon violence, NSFW, mature language, Michael, mentions of voyeurism, smut (?) Idk man I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WRITE SMUT IN ENGLISH
A/N: every single one of have been making me fight for my spot in heaven lately. You're turning me into a whore with all these SINFUL REQUEST. but I love it and I'll do it anyways, but keep in mind that i do not have a single clue on how to write smut and this is going to be just messy and cringy probably so DON'T COME AT ME IF THE SMUT PARTS END UP SUCKING ASS . I'll compensate later with some good ol soul crushing angst👹
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BRAHMS HEELSHIRE:
I mean, are we really that surprised? No I think not
He was being uncharacteristically nice that day
Helping you out with chores and keeping the tantrums at their minimum if not even having them at all. 
Little did you know that all those long stares at you meant only one thing
Y/n you couldn't really blame him, you were being just downright cruel to him lately 
Admittedly you have been to busy lately so cuddles and other…activities with brahms had been rare these days
You were surprise he hasn't give you a headache about not getting enough attention 
Oh pretty y/n, he is a long game kind of guy. You don't even know what the FUCK IS COMING FOR YOU
He planned everything; he took a bath, he shaved ecc.. long story short he was doing really great and you didn't have to tell him twice to do something you needed him to do
You should've known that all that kindness came with a price
"Pretty y/n, can I hug you??? I deserve it, don't i? I've been really good to you" 
The way he said it, how he brushed his fingertips up and down the skin of your arms, his real voice raspy but still gentle and how he looked at you made it really hard to think straight. 
What harm could a hug do right? 
WRONG. YOU SHOULD STOP TAKING DECISIONS WHEN YOU'RE HAVING THE HOTS FOR YOUR MANWHORE BOYFRIEND 
he slowly wrapped his arms around your waist, holding you tight to his chest but still being careful to not hurt you
His scent was so intoxicating and he was so warm that while you reciprocated the hug you didn't noticed how he was slowly lifting you
You just thought he was trying to hold you closer but then you watched him taking off his masks
"Brahms are you okay?? What are yo- "
THE DISRESPECT. THE AUDACITY. 
his beard free soft face was now hiding in your chest, his head shaking no to snuggle even more in you
You were at loss for words. Your face was going through all the 5 stages of grief in one second 
"I'm sorry pretty y/n…you've been so busy lately, I've missed you" he said with his whiney natural tone of voice 
No he was not sorry. He was living the moment of his life and if it wasn't for the deep chuckle rumbling deep inside his chest you would've almost believe all that play dumb fuckery
You mentally cursed yourself for not seeing this coming. You felt you could drop dead from the embarrassment right there
His hands started to slip under your shirt while he placed his chin on top of your chest to look up at you
"You're not mad are you darling? I know that you've missed it too.." his voice was now like honey melting right inside your ears making your skin prickle up while feeling your cheeks and inside of your pants getting warm
He kept  lightly tracing the skin under your shirt and caressing every inch of it with his long and surprisingly soft fingers. 
safe to say that he has put at use all those peepholes on the walls of your room, so believe him when he says he knows. 
I'M GOING FERAL OVER MY OWN HORNY SHIT I-
He felt you trembling and grinned at you mischievously 
He hasn't even touched you as much as he wanted and you were already getting so worked up. 
He placed you on the bed, then proceeded to cage you under his frame. Placing one hand at each side of your head and watching you directly into your eyes
His knee was brushing between your legs and you felt everything down there twitch slightly at his every single movement 
"Maybe I should stop pretty y/n?" That shit with the fact that he was literally breathing the words against your neck while brushing the tip of his nose right on your most sensitive spot was too much
YOU BOTH ENDED UP MAKING UP FOR ALL THE BUSY DAYS. 
so much that both you and brahms almost slept a whole day after that. You freaky bastards 
Now the problem is that brahms knows too much on how to get you all horny:
Knows that plating his face like that on your chest is going to get you feral
That spending so many days without touching each other ends up being worthy 
And that if he's horny you're even worse 
MICHAEL MYERS;
Weirdly enough the whole thing happen by accident 
One night he came back from his usual night routine of killing looking really down 
You woke up as soon as you heard his heavy footsteps approaching your room. 
You couldn't wait to snuggle against him in bed so you can finally fall asleep more easily
Your smile dropped as soon as you saw his gloomy mood
It was surprising seeing Michael so upset after killing. Normally he always feels better after snatching the life out of someone
He just sitted on the edge of the bed, looking at his hands fidgeting with his knife. 
You were getting worried because he rarely acted like this and you knew that something serious would happen if he was in this state. 
You got up and stood in front of him
"Do you want to talk about it??" You couldn't even say another word that he was already pulling you in for a hug.
You would never say no cause these occasions where Michael gets clingy are rare. You just stood there, hugging his masked head close to your chest. 
He slowly took off the mask and just hid his face in your chest. 
You could feel how he let go a deep sigh of relief after inhaling deeply your scent. Only you could make him feel this calm and relaxed
Every part of your skin was reacting involuntarily to his warmth and the feeling of his hair tickling your neck lightly 
He lifted his face from your chest only when he needed to breathe but placed his forehead on it again, closing his eyes and trying to think what he needed to do to feel better. 
You didn't even dared to move or talk, you just let him be and do what he needed
So when he just got up, lifting you by placing his hands under your butt so you could wrapped your arms around his neck and your legs around his waist, you left a gasp of surprise
He didn't lost anymore time and just captured your lips with his own while making his way towards the wall
You felt your back hit hard against it, making you groan inside Michael's mouth 
Once he was sure you were balanced and wouldn't fall if he moved his arms, he proceeded to just rip your clothes off effortlessly 
He roughly bite, sucked and kissed every inch of exposed skin he could reach in your chest 
Imagine him doing this and you're like rolling your eyes back to oblivion while running your hands through his hair hard enough to make him let a low groan from deep inside his chest I- YOU ALL ARE MAKING A WHORE OUT OF ME 
Since we're here, you returned the favour and rip open his coverall 
You could feel the huge bones pushing against your belly
You made it easier for him so while he was still violently assaulting your chest, littering your skin with equal parts kisses and marks, you just tried to lift yourself enough using your back (idk if it makes sense I DON'T KNOW HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS. I'M JUST TRYING TO DELIVER HORNY CONTENT) while pulling down your pants enough to guide him inside you
YES I KNOW YOU ALL FUCKERS ARE GOING TO COME FOR ME NOW BECAUSE OF WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE BREEDING KINK. 
anyway you're getting fucking railed against the wall, I'm talking about the most brutal and orgasmatic fuck of your life right?
Michel has a hand placed against the wall next to your head for balanced, your basically  latching onto him and scratching his back while he has HIS FACE GLUED TO YOUR CHEST, PANTING HEAVILY WHILE HOLDING YOU CLOSER WITH HIS FREE HAND.
occasionally some moans of pain from the scratches and pleasure escapes his mouth. Their sound is so deep and rich that you could actually come by only listening to it. 
Moral of the story; when  Michael is sad he  likes to suffocate himself on your chest while fucking you against the wall. 
I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY NOW THAT I HAVE WRITE SINFUL STUFF LIKE THIS 
BO SINCLAIR:
It was one of those rare days where neither you or Bo had any chores to do
The heat was killing you, it was so hot you genuinely started to think you were going to get crazy 
Bo wasn't in a better situation. He laid flat on his back in the bed staring at ceiling 
He was shirtless and was wearing only his boxers
With how handsy Bo is one would expect him to try to spend the day doing mischievous things with you but the heat was unbearable even for his constant horny mind
You couldn't take it anymore so you just decided to take your shirt off in hope that would help with the heat
You could feel his stare from a mile away 
"I could give you a picture if you want to stare like that" 
"Oh don't ya worry darling…you already gave me one remember?" This man shouldn't have the right to speak sometimes honestly 
You could feel your cheeks getting their usual red tinted all over them. You tried to ignore him and just laid back on the bed while closing your eyes to get some relax
He couldn't resist the urge to gently trace with tips of his fingers a line from the top of your chest down to your stomach. It was such a gentle and light touch that your skin reacted almost instantly and you had to shut your eyes open
His fingers felt rough and calloused from hard work against your soft and warm skin
He was now laying on his side facing you, his head resting on his free hand while the other one kept touching you.
His stare was what sent shivers down your whole body. His blue intense eyes were darkened by desire as he eyed your body
He wasn't staring at you like you were some kind of object, it was almost like he could see your soul and was hungry for a taste of it. It was a mixture of love and lust that was driving you crazy, you couldn't even move as if you were under some sort of spell 
"You always had the most soft and beautiful skin I've ever seen… I never know if I want to take a bite or just kiss it…or maybe even both, what you say doll? What should I do with you?.." his voice was raspy and rumbled from deep inside his chest almost as he had just woken up. It made you hold your breath with anticipation 
He smirked at your reaction and with a swift move, he positioned you on top of him. Putting your whole phat ass in a strategic place; not too far away but close enough for you to feel a certain…something 
You had to place your hands on his chest to keep you still 
That reminded him of what you did the other day when he was getting ready
"You know… I've never understood your passion for planting that pretty face of yours in my chest. Maybe I should try to do it too, shouldn't i?" He leisurely caressed up and down your thighs that were on each of his side while looking you right in the eye. The heat was long forgotten, now you were the only thing Bo could think about
The heat and Bo's words were decorating your forehead with small pearls of sweats, you found yourself nodding without even think about the meaning of Bo's words 
He pulled himself up, always keeping you on his lap close enough to feel his ever growing boner under your ass, his palms placed flat against your back to keep you close, your hands gripping on his shoulders as if your life depended on it. 
Ever so slowly he started to get his face closer and closer to your chest, you could feel his breath crashing onto your skin making you shiver as you held on your own breaths trying to prevent your heart from beating faster and faster.
You just closed your eyes, waiting for the feeling of Bo's skin against yours
He knew you were waiting and just to tease you he blown a soft exhale of air on your skin (picture it as the way he blown on Carly's lips to get the glue to dry)
You couldn't hold back the sigh of frustration and pleasure that broke free from your lips
"We're getting impatient aren't we??" God he's such a FUCKING TEASE 
Bro kept teasing you and slightly moving your hips to make your ass rub on his dick until you didn't beg him to just take you right here and then 
And take you he did
Since we're talking about Bo you the drill, save a horse ecc
The whole time he kept planting soft and wet kisses on your chest, burying his face onto it to muffle the moans and occasionally biting onto your skin slightly because he couldn't say no to that. 
10/10 would recommend Bo wanting to plant his face on your chest
And now we know what he likes  to do when you're too hot because of the weather 
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frenziedslashers · 2 years
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Your thoughts on how Michael might get comfort out of you? We always hear about Michael comforting you but what about if Michael was hurt? He comes to you hurting or emotional,,
I am assuming that you meant OG, so I am writing this for him. If not send in another ask and I can write another one for the Michael you prefer :) Sorry if this is bad btw
Warnings: Mentions of NSFW, nothing too descriptive. Swearing, possibly ooc Michael? Idk at this point
How OG Michael Myers Gets Comfort From You:
It doesn't happen a lot, but somedays this man just needs you to reassure him that everything will be alright. He may be percieved as the Boogeyman, but he does have some emotions, even if it's very rare that he ever expresses them.
When he's in a mood where he needs you, you often have to address it.
He's typically fairly reserved, hiding away in your shared room or the spare room of the house. Hoping that you'll come and find him, pull him in for a hug and hold him close. Even if he hardly reacts to the embrace, he appreciates them more than you know.
He gets upset with you if you don't come find him, but that's rare. Especially since normally when he is in the house with you, he's near you. Whether it be siting next to you on the couch, laying in the bed with you, sitting at the table while you cook. He's always got to be near you, to know that you're alright and nothings happened to you.
Another indicator if the two of you are deep in the relationship is he has his mask on in the house. Those are normally days/nights where he's feeling like the moster he knows he is.
He likes it when you pull him into bed. Whether it be to hold him and play with his hair when he clings to you, or you showing him how much you appreciate him.
Nights like these are nights he might let you take the lead in sex. Whether it be riding him or giving him head without him fucking your face. It's still rare, though.
More often than not, if you take the lead that night he's taking it right back. He's gonna be fucking you, reminding you who's in control, just he's a lot softer with it than his normal fucking. It's more so his version of making love with you, doesn't mean you still won't be able to walk in the morning.
He also loves it if you cover him in kisses. Especially his chest and neck. He often likes to keep his mask on in these moods, and it takes him a bit of convincing before he lets you pull it off. He enjoys sloppy kisses once you convince him to take it off though. Along with butterfly kisses all over his face.
Movie nights are grand. Especially comedy, horror, or horror-comedy. He enjoys horror especially if you're the type to make fun of the victims if they pull something dumb around the killer. He lets out short chuckles whenever you mock them. It's a very domestic feel for him when the both of you watch movies together, and he really finds a lot of comfort in it.
If you smoke, he might even join you in on a smoke sesh, some nights it calms him. Only if you're okay with him not letting you go once the weed kicks in. Mans gonna have his face burried in your stomach or chest and either fall asleep or fuck you silly.
A nice bath or shower with you is also nice, though it often leads to you guys dirty again and water everywhere, and he refuses to let you clean it until he's done with you.
He doesn't really get moody a lot, often he just takes you to bed to let out his frustration or 'feelings', but when he is feeling fairly insecure or emotional, he loves any shape or form of attention from you and you only.
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phntmeii · 8 months
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✰ Slashers Thoughts on having kids w/ SO
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“What do you mean? You only need me.” You’re already taking care of them like they are your child.
Billy Lenz, Brahms Heelshire, PostMichael!Corey Cunningham, RZ!Michael Myers
Doesn’t think they’d make a good parent and would rather not. Can be convinced otherwise over time.
Billy Loomis, PreMichael!Corey Cunningham, Jason Voorhees, OG!Michael Myers, Patrick Bateman, Thomas Hewitt, Vincent Sinclair
Is ready to have 16 children on ask. Blatantly is using this as an excuse to get into your pants.
Bo Sinclair, Freddy Krueger, Jennifer Check, Lester Sinclair, Stu Macher
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yourbestprincess · 5 months
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OG Michael head cannons 🗣️ (I can’t stop thinking about him)
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FLUFF-
-He would let you play with his curly hair, 100%.
-He takes pictures of you and you don’t even notice.
-He loves when you follow him around like a puppy. Why would he want to even be alone when you’re there?
-He stalks you just to make sure that you’re okay.
-You’re out with friends? No you’re not. He keeps a time limit on that shit. He needs attention from you too! (You left him for a hour)
-He would pick you up (dbd style) and just throw you over his shoulder whenever you’re being a pain in the ass, and you can’t even move from his grip because he’s so much bigger than you.
-He likes cats, he looks like a cat kinda guy. You would see a stray on the street and pick it up and he would just let you take it home.
-You guys are out and you’re getting tired? He’s gonna hold you, no matter how much you protest, your legs are gonna wrap around his sides and your arms are going to go around his neck. He’ll put his arms around your back to stabilize you. You doubt you’ll fall asleep like this…(you fell asleep 2 minutes after saying that)
-HE’S SO DAMN STUBBORN. Whatever he wants to happen WILL happen, no exceptions.
-He loves it so much when you wear his clothes. When you take a shower, he sets his shirt and boxers out for you to wear instead of your cute pj pants.
-He’a watching you at all times. He needs to know what you’re doing and how you’re doing it or else there’s a risk you could get hurt and he’s not willing to take that.
-He’s SO protective over you. He will kill for you.
-He likes to watch you do things when you knows he’s watching. He loves seeing your reaction to random stuff.
-He loves when you sit on his lap, he would keep you there all day if you’d let him.
-He LOVES LOVES LOVES kisses, this man will kiss you until your lips go numb. He doesn’t know what he’s doing but he loves kissing you.
-He drives you around wherever you wanna go.
-He’s always touching you, no matter what.
-He loves listening to you talk! He also likes listening to you rant, but be careful about who you talk shit about cause if they did anything to you, he’s killing them.
SMUT-
-He loves to breed you. He doesn’t really know what it means, but he loves cumming inside of you, EVERY time.
-If he’s having a good day then he’s more likely to take off his mask when you’re fucking, but if it was a bad day don’t expect his mask to come off because he’s using you as his fuck toy then.
-If he’s in a gentler mood, he gives you kisses while he bottoms out inside you.
-He loves when you say his name so much.
-He’s sooo dominate, he rarely lets you get on top, and if you do…TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT cause it’s probably not gonna happen again for a loooong time.
-He’s so big….both ways.
-He mouths your name instead of saying it even though he tries.
-Each time you guys fuck you see more and more emotion on his face!
-You’ll definitely be able to see a tummy bulge cause of how big he is…
-He loves when you whine and cry for him.
-He LOVES to overstimulate you until you’re sobbing and begging him to stop.
-He attempts aftercare and he’s started getting ‘good’ at it. In his eyes you laying on him and him putting his arm around you afterwards is exquisite aftercare. (I still love him 🙏)
-He tries not to make any noise but he ends up grunting…a lot.
-He will gently pull your hair or choke you if you’re not letting him do what he needs to do.
-If he sees that you’re visibly uncomfortable with something that he’s doing, he will never do it again, unless you convince him otherwise and that would be really hard.
-He will go up behind you and purposely scare you and that really turns him on.
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May I ask you to do slashers ( Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Sinclair brothers.) With s/o that has a little black kitten that is really sweet and cuddly ❤️. I'm sorry for bad English it's not my first language 😅
It's been 7 weeks 15+ months and three days
I'm sorry anon but this just turned out with the slashers with a black kitten, i didn't include much reader I'm so sorry 😭
S/O has black cuddly kitten!
Featuring: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt and sinclair brothers!
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Michael Myers 🔪
Michael Obviously wasn't a big fan of it at first. He doesn't mind the cat itself. No he thought it was cute, the black fur made it look mysterious and cool but it was really affectionate, and he was lowkey worried he will accidentally step on it and kill it by accident and you'll get sad Or angry or whatever those human emotions you'll go through.
He couldn't do anything to it either, he tried to avoid it as much as he could but he could only do so much against a furry creature with a keen sense of smell. And then he had no choice but to accept that a small kitten was playing around his lap and pockets. He immediately grabbed it by its entire body and placed it firmly on the spot next to him when he heard you coming.
Did that stop the kitten? No, it immediately went back to trying to play on his lap.
He sometimes stares at both you and the tiny cat play together. Lifting it up by its armpits and holding the animal close to your face as it licks your nose and you laugh sweetly. Michael decided to have a staring contest with the cat and glare at it later that night,And he lost when your baby started licking his face too.
Now he doesn't have the energy to gaf when your furry child latches itself to michel and sniff and mess with his clothes affectionately. Ig it was a nice backup company when you were gone.
Jason Voorhees 🪓
He doesn't even know how such a small cute animal like that can survive in a place where he lives.
Honestly he was scared of it at first. Similar to Michael he was scared he was gonna accidentally hurt it. And he may or may not have heard of those superstitions of black cats bringing bad luck, he tried his best to avoid it but the sheer power of a kitten's love and beauty is far too much for even a 6'5 huge bulky killing machine to resist.
It started when you went out one day for necessities Jason gets kinda sad and depressed but then your little cutie came and rubbed it's face into Jason's pants, looking for his attention and then bam. You come home to find the both of them running around the campus. (Ur kitten was jumping around and you almost died.)
The cat will soon take after the characteristics of his 'father'. Both are intently looking at you while following you wherever you go and you don't really know what to do. (Insert Jason and a black kitty with it's tail moving slowly from side to side while both are staring at you.)
He definitely likes playing with the musty overcooked puss but gets embarrassed when you find them and if you start teasing him. It's not like you're insulting him but he doesn't want you to view him as someone who is overly soft and maybe "unmanly".
He gets jealous (jealous?) When he sees the both of you together... Without him!? He's stomping towards you guys and then stares at both of you.
Will literally get so angry or panic or maybe both if a victim had discovered either of you. Makes it his goal to turn that person into nothing but chunky messy pieces of bloody meat if it even dares tries contact with you two.
There will be no harm guaranteed with Jason by you and your kitty's side.
Thomas hewitt ⛓️
Fell in love with your baby kitten at first sight, Literally!
He's a busy man but loves spending free time with you and your four legged sweetie even if he's tired. He melts into a blob of hot glue when he's chopping up victims and it climbs from his back to his shoulders and just rests and Or spends the entire time with him.
We all know Thomas is warm, so that hairy coal dusted meow meow will soon eventually fall asleep on Thomas, and it's the most heartwarming and cutest thing when you see the love of your life with your smol ass child on the palm of his hands like a little sushi roll and sleeping peacefully.
You will also commonly find Thomas and the cat together in bed during nighttime, they are best friends now.
He just looks at the cat while it's nuzzling up to him and wonders 'how can such a small thing live?'
We all know hoyt is a bastard and WILL try to mess with your dark choco pussycat but Thomas and Luda mae are in the dark corner with white glowing pupils. (Plus you running towards him straight with a pan.) Your kitty doesn't see anything wrong though, such a sweet one.
He loves how cuddly your cat is, it's the perfect solution when the family starts getting stressed. One little paw on any limb and it'll instantly lighten the mood.
He wishes he can spend more time with you and your newly adopted child but business is business but the time will come where you can all act like one small but big family<3.
Sinclair brothers 🕯
Bo despised it at first. Like really. He already has one mutt to take care of (not rlly) and now there's a fucking cat in the house? He wanted to avoid it as much as possible but the fact it just followed him no matter where he went both annoyed him and flattered him. He decides to sit down and the coca cola flavoured kitten child decides to sit with him too? And have the audacity to lick his clothes??? Well it's not that bad... Still, he picked it up and dropped it where you were and the vantablack, wormhole, monstrous shadow king of the land of darkness turns around and meows at him. Bo quickly left after that. He's a prick sometimes and messes with the kitty like holding it by it's collar but all it does is meow, lick, purr and hug his arm or bury its face into Bo's clothes and what can he even do anyways. After a while he started to not mind, actually loves it. But he will deny to no end if you ask him if he does though. But you saw how he and the cat fell asleep on top of each other one night. And that's more than enough for an answer.
Vincent thinks it's adorable, he's wondered how having a cat would be like for quite a while and safe to say he's not disappointed. It's nice to have a warm fuzzy little thing playing around him when he's painting, it would've been perfect if you were there and leaned against him. He's honestly pretty surprised the poosay actually wants to hang out around him, the place he's in is really warm 24/7 and he doesn't expect an animal to like it. The power of love is indeed strong. Coming to your boyfriend's room and finding him in his bed with your kitten just chilling around is probably hot and cute. Absolutely handles your fluffy ball of black fur child with a loving and gentle care and you often see vincent trying to make Jonesy and the cat get familiar with each other. I can see him getting along pretty well with animals? It's a lottery since your cat likes to get touchy. Likes painting the black fusty and damp blop of flesh, just waving the paintbrush around while your baby tries ro catch it is just *sobs*. black kitties are aesthetic and he knows it. Bro 100% falls in love again when he sees you with the burnt living food, it's in his mind rent free forever now.
Lester loves it, he already has a dog he takes care of and now there's a cat!? Sign him up! It takes a little while getting used to for Lester, having a cat is nothing like having a dog. He's used to the sheer power of a toddler sized pitbull lunging towards him (playfully) but now he has a tea cup sized baby cat that you can crush with 5% of power climbing up his pants? Damn this was better than he expected. He always heard some people say cats are the equivalent of evil and he was prepared for its attacks but now those people are mute to him. He didn't bring the fetus that close to Jonesy because what if she eats it (jonesy wouldn't do that). Honestly lester is just having the time of his life with two dawgs and you find them on all ground after maybe 1 hour sleeping peacefully and you joined them too cause you ain't missing out on something like that. Sometimes he forgets that it's weaker and more fragile than jonesy and uses more strength than needed when playing with the kit, your little baby just thinks it's extra strong love though<3.
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cherryskyies · 1 year
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What your favorite slasher says about you — part two
includes: og michael myers, bo sinclair, vincent sinclair
this is just the start of my slasher writing. so far, they are winning on the poll, so what better way to start than to finish old pieces?
please bare w me, my writing is a smidge rusty ok 😔
Masterlist || Navigation || a03
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Og Michael Myers
I can't explain it well, but he is the equivalent of that inner cold feeling when you were at your lowest. You can still remember it in memories and it's a comfort you can't let go. It's giving major attachment issues, even to things that ruined you. Letting go of your past is like letting go of yourself — you can't do it.
You weren't listened to growing up either, and maybe even now you still aren't. Advice was given, especially when you didn't want it. You're desperate to have someone just listen.
Alone time is a must in your life, you can't have someone all up in your business 24/7. 
Probably a water sign with an air moon. Or a Taurus who never had stability.
Rough sex is a must. I mean, it's Michael. Rough is the only way you'll get it and you like it like that. Also, it's giving blood & knife play vibes.
Very independent. You'd rather die than have to depend on another person for necessities. 
Bo Sinclair
It's giving possible substance abuse or alcoholism. I mean, you only drink Monday-Sunday?? What's the harm in that?
You crave possession in a relationship. Maybe you never felt special, so it's a must to have a partner willing to kill for you and show you off.
Bondage is definitely an interest of yours. You might be into forced submission and definitely into being covered in marks. 
It's also giving daddy issues. Something about an older man calling you baby and sweetheart sends you into overdrive. You want him to provide and you want him to make most of the decisions while you sit pretty.
You've never experienced a stable relationship either, especially with men, so you don't care that he'd be toxic. You only care that he's there and not likely to leave. 
Probably an earth sign or neglected fire sign.
Vincent Sinclair
Either an only child or the ignored one — maybe both.
Body worship is a must. Nothing more attractive than a man that makes you feel special, loved, and seen.
You don't care about money or expensive dates and trips. You'd be happy with a picnic and spending alone time together, because to you it means more than anything money could buy. 
Definitely insecure yourself, so you're drawn to those with obvious flaws; not that you think he's flawed, but it gives a deeper understanding.
Actions mean more than words. You've likely been let down by those who have said they would do something, but never did. 
Soft, meaningful sex is your style. If you can't feel an emotional connection or you don't feel loved during, then you aren't happy and begin to feel insecure in the relationship. 
You enjoy peace and tranquility. Maybe you're an artist or it simply fascinates you due to the complexity and millions of meanings. Do you stay up and think about the past and it's art, wondering what was going through their minds and what they had witnessed to create it?
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🥧Slashers' Favourite Dish their S/0 Makes for Them🍲
Short and sweet. Just a little idea that popped into my head while watching Masterchef Australia
Feat. Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers (OG / Peepaw / RZ), The Sinclairs, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Harry Warden, Thomas Hewitt
BRAHMS HEELSHIRE
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English Sunday Roast: pork roast with crackling, peas, yorkshire puddings, golden roast potatoes, roasted carrots, green beans and a boatload of brown gravy
Dessert? sticky toffee pudding
JASON VOORHEES
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Cheesy Tuna Noodle Casserole - his mom made this dish for him all the time and he loved it
Dessert? lemon bars - another favourite of his that bring up the precious few good memories he has of his childhood
MICHAEL MYERS (OG)
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Ground Beef Lasagna with extra white sauce
Dessert? pumpkin pie with a big dollop of vanilla cream
PEEPAW MYERS
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Meatloaf with a side of creamy garlic mashed potatoes and roasted mix veg (its all easy on the teeth 😁😂)
Dessert? strawberry & rhubarb pie
RZ MICHAEL MYERS
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Full Thanksgiving Dinner: roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, green beans, corn on the cob, dinner rolls, mix veg and lots of brown gravy and cranberry sauce (he remembers his mom when you make this and is flooded with good memories of her and him together)
Dessert? pecan pie
BO SINCLAIR
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T-Bone Steak with a Loaded Baked Potato and Corn on the Cob as a side
Dessert? banana split
VINCENT SINCLAIR
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Rump Steak with a Mixed Mushroom Sauce and a side of Sweet Potato Fries
Dessert? dark chocolate brownie with a scoop of mint ice cream
LESTER SINCLAIR
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One-Pot Smoky Beans and Roadkill Meatball Stew
Dessert? ice cream sundae
BILLLY LOOMIS
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Spaghetti Bolognaise with lots of Red Sauce
Dessert? chocolate lava cake - he likes watching the chocolate sauce spill out of from its middle
STU MACHER
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Pepperoni Pizza
Dessert? birthday cake flavoured ice cream in a sugared cone with tons of sprinkles on top
HARRY WARDEN
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Fillet Steak with a Red Wine Sauce, Garlic Parsnip Mash and Roasted Green Asparagus as a side
Dessert? black forest cake
THOMAS HEWITT
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Chili Con Carne - likes it with ground beef you purchased from the butcher or with more... questionable ground "beef" - as long as you make it, he loves it
Dessert? peach cobbler
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What would it be like the first time the masked boys show their face to their s/o?
I assume you don't mean to include Billy and Stu since, while they wear masks, it's not a 24/7 thing like with the others. Anyway, I have very strong feelings about this topic so I'm very excited to dive in haha
OG!Michael Myers:
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If you see his bare face, it is never for extended periods of time. He will take off his mask when strictly necessary (which is usually just when eating, maybe a kiss if he's feeling charitable, and the once a blue moon you convince him to bathe), but it goes right back on as soon as he's done.
This is not a matter of not trusting you. If he allowed you to see his face at all, that's already about the biggest show of trust he can give. Nor is he particularly insecure about his appearance, so compliments will do little to sway him.
Rather, in his eyes, his mask is his real face. The face that's made of flesh is the face of a Michael that died a long time ago, and seeing it in the mirror feels unnatural.
As such, the first time he takes his mask off in front of you, it is unceremonious and with no warning. The best thing for you to do is not react at all. You may mean well by complimenting him or thanking him for letting you see his face, but the way he sees it, if you prefer his 'real' face, then you prefer a Michael that doesn't actually exist.
Choose your words and actions wisely. Despite his seeming nonchalance, this is the moment that could make or break any kind of future for the two of you.
RZ!Michael Myers:
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Okay, RZ!Michael is pretty distinctly different from his OG counterpart here. His relationship with his mask, while no less important, is significantly... easier to navigate.
He does not see any of his masks as a literal extension of himself, and his face doesn't seem foreign to him. In fact, the problem is kind of the opposite.
Masks provide a sense of comfort and, more importantly, privacy in ways he had never experienced prior. After years of being observed and having his every move scrutinized, covering his face is one of the few ways he could keep himself hidden even from himself.
Over the years, he has come to see it as just important a piece of clothing as any other. What this means for you, though, is that he would likely allow you to see his face way before OG Michael would (though it would still take time)
Much like his counterpart, the first time was likely borne from necessity, but unlike him, RZ!Michael definitely made sure you knew that this wasn't something to take lightly. He wouldn't break eye contact with you the entire time (not that he usually does). To the untrained eye, he may appear cold or even angry, but if you've reached this point, you'd be able to tell that he's on-edge, analyzing your every move and gauging every microexpression.
Luckily, if you know him fairly well, it's reasonably easy to pass this test. Compliments are acceptable this time, but don't overdo it. You don't want him to feel under even more of a spotlight than he already does.
He also would eventually be willing to keep it off for more than a minute or two at a time if he's in a good enough mood, though you'd have to ask him directly. He simply sees no reason to keep it off for his own purposes, but may indulge you on occasion.
Bubba Sawyer:
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Bubba isn't particularly afraid of you seeing his face, but he isn't thrilled with the idea either.
His masks, while not a literal identity like OG!Myers, is certainly a way for him to express his identity more freely. Not just when it comes to gender expression, but in general.
Besides, his is the only mask where his mouth is exposed, so there's no practical reason for him to take it off in front of you and he simply doesn't see the appeal.
You would definitely need to ask because he probably wouldn't take that initiative for a very long time, if ever. And even when you do ask, he would initially panic and slip away.
It takes a bit for him to come around to the idea and for you to assure him that you don't want him to give up his masks altogether, you just want to know what his face looks like.
When he finally does it, you're hidden away in a room alone together to ensure that you have privacy. He would stall for as long as possible, but when he can't wait any longer, he practically rips it off before he can have any second thoughts.
Please give him lots of kisses and affection. He's already clingy at the best of times, but like this, he thinks he might die if you let go of him.
Brahms Heelshire:
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Okay, deep breath, we've gotten through the really complicated ones and are moving on to the more basic "insecure about their appearance" boys.
Brahms is desperately starved for any kind of positive attention. (Or attention in general, which is exactly why he acts out. Any attention is better than no attention.)
The fact that you talk to him and care for him without even seeming to be terrified at every moment like his parents were is nothing short of a miracle in his eyes, and he would sooner die than put that in jeopardy, so any change is a threat.
This includes you wanting to see his face. While his scarring certainly isn't the reason his parents treated him the way they did (after all, their apprehension had started even before the fire), it is still a risk. He doesn't know how you'll react, and that's unacceptable.
It would take a lot of convincing. Even if you have prominent scars yourself, it wouldn't help much since he insists that it's "different" with you, whatever that means.
Patience is key here, as well as finding a balance between not pressuring him while also making it clear that you haven't changed your mind about wanting to see his face. Eventually, though, he gives in.
He's visibly shaking the first time he takes it off and you have to get him to set the mask down before he drops it. Even still, he's staring at the ground, and should you guide his face towards you, he still averts his eyes. He's immediately regretting doing this and certain that you must be looking at him in horror. He can't stand to see that.
Be gentle here. Again, this is about balance. Brahms desperately needs reassurance right now, but at the same time, don't invalidate his insecurities by telling him the scarring "isn't that bad" or that he shouldn't have been worried.
Honestly, a simple "I love you" will probably do you better than most comments about his appearance, at least for now. Unpacking his insecurities can come later, but right now, he just needs to know that you aren't leaving him.
Jason Voorhees:
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Okay so here's the thing people forget about Jason: he's the only one of these last three who had an adult in his life who treated him well as a child. Does he still have insecurities? Sure he does! Is he traumatized? Boy howdy is he ever! But he's generally coming from a place of at least being able to fathom being loved in a healthy way.
As such, I think he'd have revealed his face to you the soonest of these six. He doesn't see the mask as a fundamental piece of his identity (at least, no moreso than a uniform), and if you've reached a point where he'll stay with you for extended periods of time, he probably already trusts you a considerable amount. If he had any reason to believe you'd reject him for his appearance, he wouldn't have stayed around to find out.
I honestly think he's the only one of the six who would want you to be the one to take his mask off (with his permission, of course). This is both because he's a dork and wanted to make sure this was A Special Moment, and also simply wanting the reassurance that you can back out if you change your mind.
He's so fucking cute about it, too. Because you are almost definitely shorter than him (speaking as a tall person), he sits down so that you can reach his face more easily. He seems fairly collected at a glance, but you can see him wringing his hands. It's not that he thinks you'll react badly, but...
Pretty much any positive reaction will result in a very happy Jason on your hands. Compliments will earn you a very cute blush, but if you really want to make a mess of him, just kiss him before you say anything and he will damn near pass out on the spot.
Moving forward, as long as you're somewhere hidden away, he will be very happy to oblige you if you ask him to keep his mask off for a bit. Especially if you bribe him with kisses.
Vincent Sinclair:
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Okay, we all know Vincent has a really weird relationship with his face. (Thanks, Trudy.) He would definitely want you to see his face at some point, but if you don't show any indication of being interested yourself, I'm not sure he'd ever work up the nerve.
You can and should be a little more pushy with him than you'd be with the others. He isn't as delicate as he seems. (I mean he puts up with Bo ffs) Obviously don't be TOO mean about it, but firm nudges will go a long way.
There would be several times that he planned on taking his mask off but backed out at the last second, which honestly gets kind of infuriating. Eventually, he realizes he won't be able to do it while you're watching him (at least not yet) and decides to instead just take off his mask while alone in his studio and wait for you to come down.
You nearly have a heart attack when you go down and see his mask sitting on a table, Vincent himself standing rigidly and staring at the wall with his back turned to you.
You will have to approach him yourself to get him to turn around, and when he does, his eyes are locked on you in an instant, trying to gauge your reaction.
Strangely, it probably isn't a particularly emotional conversation. Between his stiffness and you having been taken entirely off-guard, nothing flows that naturally. Maybe a few comments from your end and a few laconic signs from him in response, and that's the end of it.
The emotional part comes later that evening, once you've both processed what happened. He apologizes for coming off as sharp, but you can't exactly blame him.
The mask comes off again, with more warning this time, and now there can be a proper back-and-forth.
Please touch his face, especially the scar tissue. It hasn't been touched in so long (even by himself), it has become incredibly sensitive, and he will melt immediately.
Feel free to use this knowledge in other contexts too ;)
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Vincent’s SO having him try a paraffin wax dip for his hands and feet for the first time
Slashers when their SO has an asthma attack; staying with their SO in the ER optional. I’m a Bubba Sawyer and Thomas Hewitt girlie :)
I think I will go with the second one bc I have asthma lol so yk kind of a "I can relate to this* moment. But if I do the Vincent one I will tag u if you'd like.
Slashers with an S/O having an asthma attack
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Michael (og)
Now you know this man is NOT dumb, you've told him before you struggle with asthma just to warn him and he'd silently keep that in mind. He'd never thought you'll have an asthma attack this bad, like you always came prepared. Always had more than one inhaler on you, always knew when to slow down and you knew how to take deep breaths but I guess the cold autumn air really got to you one day.
Obviously he was watching you from afar as he noticed you had slowed down and held on tightly to your chest. He didn't want to interfere straight away because he knew you always had it but when you started to wobble and your breathing wasn't even breathing anymore he was ready to run and save you. Unfortunately the resident of the house you collapsed infront was ahead of Michael,coming to your aid he tensed and watched intently.
When he found out that you were at the ER being treated he was kinda annoyed. He's a possessive type, not liking people to talk to you unless he's hearing what's being said. He was actually thinking about slaughtering half the people there just to see you but he held himself back, just for you <3
When you're out the next day he is already there in your home, looming in the shadows. Be prepared because he will actually hug you back tonight! So you won there a bit. He wouldn't show it but he was absolutely petrified. You were the only person who understood him and he didn't wanna see you go because who knows what will happen.
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Thomas
He found out you had asthma after realising you were slowler and more easy to catch out of your group. He also keeps this in mind ever since making sure you don't push yourself into chores you won't be able to do. He's always there to help you. He would be more protective and always listening out for your breathing, you could be a mile away and he could tell that your wheezy and so he would pester you into the living room to sit and he would pull out the inhaler he kept his his trouser pockets just for incase (omg he's so cute🥺) and would make sure you're okay. But I guess this time he couldn't.
On this specific day you all were out over working yourselfs, lately more people have became victims to the hewitt household and that meant more chores being forgotten about so today everyone was piling in on themselves making sure they got everything out the way before any more trouble comes rolling down their street. You were the unlucky one to have gained more chores and also had been forced to do some of hoyts as of his lazy ass command. Thomas would've helped you but hoyt scolded him for being too soft. You had soon realised your breathing had decreased the past 10 minutes but you being stubborn just took some deep breaths and conitued over working yourself.
You realised you had fucked up as the texas heat had made your breathing become painful and burnt your throat. As you tried to reach for your inhaler in your pocket, you couldn't feel it your eyes widened in realisation as you had probably dropped it in the hay as you were moving about. You had no patience to scurry around on the floor trying to find it so as you did, you tried to find Tommy.
Tears pricked your eyes as you struggled more and more and your vision blurred. You squinted and saw a large figure in the distance you tried and walked faster towards it but you couldn't even catch a breath when you were going at a slow pace. You fell to the ground with a loud thud and that alerted Tommy he turned quickly and his eyes turned to panic when you saw you on the ground your chest struggling to go up and down. He ran towards you shoving his hand in his pocket to grab the inhaler.
He knelt down next to you and puffed the inhaler into your mouth, making sure you inhaled it properly and making you take an extra one. Thomas carried you into the house and plopped you down on the sofa, wiping the tears from your eyes. He couldn't even imagine how painful it was for you but luda mae came by his side and helped him comfort you.
Luda as the Queen she is scolded hoyt for putting to much hard labour onto you knowing that you had a medical condition. For now on you either had inside chores that didn't need to much running around or some simple quick and easy outside tasks...close to Tommy.
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(I love this gif of him he's so silly <3)
Bubba sawyer
I'm sorry but you know his house is damp and dusty and that's just perfect for your lungs! (Sarcasm if you couldn't tell) You told him what asthma was like a week in and you had to explain it to him in depth because sorry but my boy isn't so intelligent. He responded in little grunts of understandment and just patted your head. He also similar to Thomas will keep an ear out for you because after being here for a while your breathing had decreased and omg...those god awful chesty coughs. Now he has a mission! To dust the house for you I mean he can't really stop the dampness but he does try by opening windows during the day.
It was a day like no other, you were washing up, making the bed, doing laundry basically just helping out and doing work the boys were reluctant about. But all this running around made you wheezy so you went and looked for your inhaler, unfortunately this meant going up, down, side ways and under ways and your chest couldn't take it so you sortve gave up and sat down closing your eyes and taking in deep breaths. It hurt so bad but you just had to focus, you continously told yourself.
you heard the door swing open and your eyes squinted open to see your bubba. He looked at you with eyes of worry and made his way towards you. He grunted and snorted asking if you were ok. You just let out a wheezy cough and he knew what was wrong placing an ear to your chest as a way to ask if it was that and you slowly nodded he ran up the stairs and you could hear rustling and furniture moving. You tried to let out a chuckle but a whole lot of pained coughs replaced it instead.
Couple minutes later he came running down the stairs and sat by your side. He moved his hand holding your inhaler up to your mouth and helped you inhale it. After around 2 or more puffs and steady breathing your chest was no longer rising rapidly. He slung his arm around your shoulders and pulled you in for a side ways hug, you smiled up at him and tilted your head onto him so you snuggled quite nicely together.
He then scolded you playfully but he had a sort of seriousness to him that you kept in mind and didnt want to actually disobey,you nodded along before sighing, laying back into the sofa as he watched you with his gorgeous puppy dog eyes.
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Yeah hi, sorry I haven't been writing as much recently, nothings being going on I js cant be asked if I'm honest. Another apology for bubba as I gave up half way in his awhile ago and now js remembered I better finish this off. So rn pls don't request anything bc unfortunately you won't get it till next Christmas.
Love you all my favourite lil slasher fuckers🩷🩷
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Michael, to everyone in Haddonfield: You wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid.
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Can I request the slashers for a reader with an oral fixation like they’ll just put shit in their mouth all the time? Thank you have a lovely day
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Hello! Coming out of my long haitus to answer some requests and im starting with u, u lucky little so'n'so ;) and thank u so much! u have a lovely day too:)
This will be a SFW fic, i don't write for NSFW for anybody clicking hoping for oral</3 there will be a little suggestiveness but thats it
I hope i'm getting ur request right here, I have autism and often chew on things as a way to stim or calm myself from a meltdown, so that will wheedle its way in here a bit x
TW: mention-ish of germs? Michael gets a little suggestive but again nothing NSFW i don’t write for that. Some of the slashers being a little confused and trying to ‘experiment’ to see what you’ll chew on or put in your mouth
If anything on this list triggers you please scroll and take care of yourself 🤍
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Slashers x GN!reader with an oral fixation(SFW)💗🌷
Jason Voorhees
‘*shyly watches from afar*’
Definitely confuses him, but he really enjoys observing you and seeing how your behaviour changes by day, so he won’t say anything (not that he really can anyway)
After a while he starts bringing random objects up to your mouth to see if you’ll chew on them. Which confuses and worries you greatly
Definitely develops this habit after watching you do it
He does worry quite a bit that perhaps something small will become dislodged and you’ll choke, so he becomes much clingier after discovering this fixation
OG michael myers
‘What the fuck?’
Like Jason, the first time you do this Michael will stand and watch. Only he wont do it from afar. He’ll be much, much, much to close to your personal bubble.
Like he usually is. 
After about, say, a week of watching you from afar place a random article of things in your mouth and chew or suck them without much care, he decides to try something. 
Michael approaches you one day whilst you’re sat watching TV, mouth completely absent of your usual chewing devices. With one hand, he gently but firmly grips your chin and brings your face to meet his. And with the other, he lifts his fingers up towards your mouth 
Obviously you’re completely confused by this, oblivious to the fact Michael has been shadowing you, and gently pull away from his grip.
Only for him to lean toward you and gently push his fingers into your mouth, refusing to break eye contact
Which is when it finally clicks for you. 
Michael you nasty bastard 
RZ Michael Myers
‘*silent and confused head tilt*’
Stares at u until u catch him and have to explain why you’re sitting there quietly with the end of your hairbrush in your mouth, instead of styling your hair with it like you said you would
Completely forgets this behaviour like a day after this incident happens, it’s only when he’s making another mask he wants to try something
Michael grabs one of the (clean) paintbrushes he’s been using for papier mache and places it on the armchair of the sofa, waiting for you to sit down and relax
And you pick it up. And place it in your mouth. Whilst he watches, completely baffled
It takes you about five minutes to realise you’ve been sitting with a paintbrush in your mouth, five seconds to realise how it got there, and two seconds to turn around and notice michael silently stood in the doorway
Bubba Sawyer
‘!!!!! Don’t put that in your mouth!!!!’
Instant panic mode, the Sawyers do not live in a well sanitised or clean home, there’s chickens almost everywhere, bones, and bodies!
Instantly grabs your hands and whatever object you were putting in your mouth and pulls them away, expressing his concern in the best way he can. Shaking his head repeatedly and pointing to said object
Does this pretty much anytime he notices you absentmindedly placing something in your mouth and chewing without thought 
Take! It! Out!
You’ll have to sit and explain to him its just something you like to do, its comforting and nice as well as stimulating. 
This understanding certaintly calms his nerves a bit, so he begins taking note of the different gadgets you chew on. 
Pens, pencils, your own fingers at times
Bubba will drag you away to the sink to wash your hands and whatever device you need to chew upon before you place it in your mouth 
Poor man doesn’t want you getting sick
Thomas Hewitt
‘???? darling please, wash your hands first....’
The Hewitt house is much much much filthier than the Sawyers house, and much like Bubba, it worries Thomas greatly when you begin picking shit up and placing it in your mouth.
The first time he catches you doing it he (gently…) grabs your wrist and yanks it out your mouth, looking at you as if you were crazy
Why??? Why are you doing this???? People have died next to that??? don’t put it in your mouth wtf???
Staring back at him confused, you apologise and explain its just a fixation and you weren’t doing it for any ‘weird’ reason at all
Definitely tries putting his fingers in ur mouth like Michael. but only to see if you’ll chomp down on them
Gets Luda Mae to make ‘chicken’ wings for dinner to see if you’ll eat them like a normal person when engaged in conversation or to see if you’ll just put them in ur mouth and chew on them blankly
Is, for some reason, surprised when you eat them like a normal person
Harry Warden
Finds it very cute
You like putting stuff in ur mouth honey???:) how adorable
Will sometimes just stare at you when you’re doing it for no reason. Which, to be honest, becomes kinda creepy after five minutes.
Especially when you’re both supposed to be watching TV and cuddling together, and the entire time he’s just been staring into your soul
Definitely the type to buy you some chewelry so you’ll have something personal (and stylish) to put in ur mouth instead of whatever’s around
Tiffany Ray
“What’re you thinking about sweetie?”
She does it too. Sort of.
Laughs at what she calls “your cute little quirk” and says she understands because she chews her pens when she needs to write something down, or enjoys sucking on lollipops
You have to explain to her it’s a fixation and not a habit, to which she lets out a “Ooooh!!”
Like Harry, she’s definitely the type to buy you chewelry. Except she’s very precise about it, wanting the colour and shape to match with whatever theme you both wear (because lets face it, she wants you to match with her)
Would absolutely never judge you for anything shes so kind
“Just don’t go getting saliva on my pens, yeah?”
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Hello!
I was wondering if I may request some headcannons on how any of the slashers you would like to do would react if their S/O either jokingly or spitefully body slammed them?
Or if you can't think of anything for that maybe how they would react if their S/O was able to successfully win in a playful wrestling match?
I love your writing <3 It's made me laugh so much! Thank you!!
SLASHERS GETTING
HUMBLED BY THEIR S/O
☆STARRING☆
Bo sinclair☆ aka greasy horny man
Michael myers ☆ aka stinky angry bastard
Asa Emory ☆ aka unhinged bug honorary dilf
CONTENT:
Tw: canon violence, Michael, Asa, mature language
A/N: ç_ç thank you so much. I love this request, sorry if it has took me so long to finish it but I've been very busy lately. Anyhow i love me some well deserved slasher bullying^^ most of them sometimes really need to get body slammed into humbleness 👹
BO SINCLAIR:
You hated when Bo had to go out of town to buy certain things
You always missed him so much and he would be gone for hours since the nearest town is really far
It all started with you holding his hands to stop him from zipping up his coverall 
"What are you trying to do, doll?" He knew you so well that you couldn't even try to hide your intentions anymore 
You let go of his hands to hug him but then he did the unspeakable 
HE TICKLED YOU. WITHOUT ANY REMORSE WHATSOEVER 
Caught by surprise you moved without thinking and just downright body slammed him on the bed 
In your defence you didn't meant to, you acted on reflex 
The way he was looking at you tho
He was flabbergasted, it seemed as he just witnessed you killing someone 
"Did you…how the fuck did you do it??" He frowned looking at you like you were an alien
You still had him pinned on the bed and after the initial shock you just bursted out in laughter 
Even you were caught by surprise by what you did
And he took it personally 
He was like "you know what? Maybe violence is the solution" 
So he pushed your arms against you (without hurting you of course) and rolled over so he was now the one pinning you against the bed
"Hey! No fair!! I wasn't even paying attention" and with that he got caged under you once again
The amounts of times he tried to overpower you failing miserably were concerning 
Truth be told you were having the time of your life doing this 
He was just getting his ego obliterated everytime 
It got to a point where you had to take mercy on him and allow him to win
Which he noticed and made him lose his marbles 
"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY LETTING ME WIN? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" 
i- i can't GUYS I CAN'T 
The trip out of town was long forgotten and the two of you kept doing this shit until you body slammed him again, pinning him successfully on the ground without him being able to move
He was just wiggling under you almost on the verge of a mental breakdance about his ego getting destroyed like this
"OKAY YOU WIN. FUCKING HELL" "aaaw you give up so easily?"
Bro face went through all the shades of red and just closed his eyes trying to keep his cool 
One could think that because of Bo's past he was really mad but he trusts you so much that he knows that all of this is just playing around
That doesn't help the fact that he will pout for days about this saying that you didn't play nice 
If you ever tell anyone about this he can and will throw you in one of Lester's dumpsters pit of roadkill 
Can he tho? I mean if you don't beat his ass again maybe
Bro will swear on god that he let you win and you were just lucky
Once he accepts that he got his shit wrecked he will tell you to "instead of using that to bully your lovely boyfriend you should do it on victims" 
If you ever happen to successfully bodyslam and overpower one of those cocky bastards that always get on Bo's nerves making the whole killing them harder than it should be he will make sure to thank you properly. aka seggs time with our greasy man
MICHAEL MYERS:
Sometimes life gets boring, even for the boogeyman himself 
I can't remember who said but i read in one Michael Myers headcanon that he has like a very dry sense of humour, like he lives on inside jokes that only him and his malfunctioning unhinged brain can understand 
So when he gets bored he finds SO INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS to prank you
And by prank you I mean what Michael thinks is a prank which consists in disturbing your inner peace by scaring you with the most stupid shit he can pull off
Today we're taking a trip back in time and use a classic stunt that Michael seems to always find super funny
Dressing up as a ghost to just come out of the blue and scare your soul out of your body
Safe to say he didn't expected to get attacked like this
He planned everything so the prank could actually work 
Michael made sure to disappear for three days so he can get that surprise effect 
He waited until it was late at night when you usually start to get ready for bed
You were kind of worried about Michael. You're used to him to be out longer but never more than two days.
You were scared that something might had happened to him but even if you knew you wouldn't be able to find him and help him
The fact that you were being so nice to EVEN WORRY ABOUT THIS BITCH 
He put on the white bedsheet and putting at use his sneaky abilities he got inside your room and slowly walked towards you
You had you back facing him. You mindlessly brushed your hair as your concern for Michael invaded your mind
For the first time in his life he couldn't hold back the big smile he had at the thought of your face contorted in fear. This man is having the best of moment of his fucking life at your expenses 
It only took  Michael to put one (1) hand on your shoulder for you to choose violence 
Okay I want you all to collectively imagine this
A tall ass deranged bitch with a bedsheet over them getting brutally slammed against the fucking floor by who he thought was a peaceful and incapable of harm person 
To add to that fucking glitch in the simulation keep in mind said bitch is the eVil inCarnAted, the mf shape of haddonfield 
AND AS IF IT WASN'T ENOUGH YOU TOOK HIM DOWN SO FAST HE GOT DIZZY SO HE COULDN'T EVEN DEFEND HIMSELF 
bro was taking the ego violation like a champ laying on that floor
Before land what would be a avenger threat level of a punch in his face you thought well of taking the sheet of so you could see who was the son of a bitch that had the audacity of try you 
"WHO THE FUCK ARE Y- oh, Michael?...w- MICHAEL" 
What an unexpected turn of events, it's YOUR son of a bitch 
He was glad of having on his mask too cause mate this is embarrassing 
He was questioning life and watching the world spinning around while simultaneously trying to understand how to get over the fact he has been body slammed by you
He snapped his eyes at you and in that moment he was like "ight, you wanna do this? LET'S DO IT. COME ON, YOU AND ME" 
Fair to say he took this whole thing very personally 
"Michael?..mi- no. Don't you fucking d-"
Congrats, you now have to wrestle with Michael Audrey Myers 
He used all his tricks, bringing out the big dogs and all. 
He even attempted to tickle your horny side by choking you so he could make you lose focus enough for him to put you in place
Didn't work, too angry mikey boy
At this point it was just sad how the two of you, both grown adults, kept going with this
You two clowns kept going, making a mess all around you
It all lasted until you straight up blocked Michael against the floor making moving or getting up successfully impossible for him
"STAY THE FUCK DOWN MICHAEL GODDAMMIT." 
he groaned out of anger and frustration. He didn't have any dignity left so he just gave up 
That night he didn't even went near you and when you tried to ask him if he was okay because you felt guilty about possibly hurting him he almost took killing you in consideration 
After that shit he just kept trying to get the upper hand over you out of spite.
Baby boy is not going to forget this until he dies 
And you successfully humble him every time 
ASA EMORY:
He kind of deserves this, being that much of a menace while getting cocky about it too can't he be healthy. He surely needs a reality check
You were one of Asa favourites, his pet if you will
The thing is that you knew perfectly how easy would be for you to just put him in his place and go away 
He apparently wasn't aware of this and if he was he never said anything
YOU allowed HIM so many things 
I know what everyone is thinking now "why would I stay or allow that if I can do something about it?"
You always had that "I can fix him" sort of mentality 
You met Asa at the University, you were colleagues and for a while you thought you both were like in love for real
Turns out bro was a psycho turning people into insects as a side hobby 
Maybe it was the Stockholm syndrome kicking in but you stayed because you actually care about him and you know deep inside he could be a good person
Yeah you're kinda dumb I'm sorry
But not everything sucks. Being Asa fav it's actually quite nice if you like don't put at work your brain cells too much
Lately though he has been noticing something. And he actually felt kinda stupid for not noticing before
You never did anything to fight him and if you did it was almost like you were restraining yourself from hurting him seriously 
Now I think that Asa is one of the few slashers who would be willing to sacrifice his ego just for the sake of knowing everything about you that could be useful
So one day, he decided to find out if you were really holding back or it was just him imagining things
It all happened so fast, one minute he was just putting makeup on you as always and the next he was trying to stab your face with one of his knife he hided in his pocket 
You immediately stop his arm from hitting your face, holding Asa wrist and looking at him wide eyed 
"What the fuck was that for?!" He tried to hit you again with his free hand and now you had to get back away from him ending up in falling from where you were sitting
He kept trying to attack you without answering your continuous questions
You tried mostly to dodge everything without actually hitting him back but when he caged you against the floor trying to slice your throat you just had to do something 
You were blocking him by pushing with your own forearm against the his to keep the black of the knife off your skin
You could feel your strength starting to falter in your arm so you just managed to free one of your legs to land your knee between his legs hard enough for him to get off of you
That gave you the time to swiftly switch positions slamming his big frame against the hard ground and snatching the knife from him, throwing it far away from both of you
"Stop! What's wrong with you!!?" There's a whole two part movie about that babe 
He was just looking at you in awe and now has finally stopped moving 
When you felt him relax you slowly let him go but kept on alert for any sign he might start fighting again
He slowly took off his mask and looked at you with a soft gaze, a small smile tugging on the corners of his mouth. One hand reached up towards your face to cupped your cheek, stopping briefly when you flinched slightly 
The realisation hit him so hard that it almost knocked out the air of his lungs. 
You could've escaped a long time ago, you could've defended yourself at any given moment and just left him behind. Hell you could've even killed him if you really wanted to but you never did. You silently let him do whatever he wanted without never doing anything to hurt him 
It was fascinating, he had never experienced something like this. He looked at you like it was the first he really did see your truly, that he noticed every little special thing about you were things you let him see because you wanted to and not because he pushed them out of you
You did really like him and you genuinely cared for him. This knowledge was something weirdly comforting for him
Lately the idea of you merely fearing him was not enough, he wanted you to need him and want him 
And now that he knew you were capable of just raw strength and capacity of defending yourself but never used it against him is, for the first time in his life, making him feel butterflies tickling his insides. 
You were still on top of him, just looking down into his face clueless and confused but leaning on his touch nonetheless oblivious to the fact that Asa was now starting to believe you were becoming more of only a pet for him. 
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frenziedslashers · 2 years
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Can I pleaseee get an OG Michael Myers with a male s/o? Just them being an absolute power couple. Male reader is just like Michael minus all the murder, he’s hella intimidating and big but not as big as Mikey. I just think that dynamic would be so cute like outsiders would probably think they hate each other but in reality they hate everyone but each other like they’re so in love. (The though of Mikey with a big scary boyfriend like him just makes me go feral) Thank you if you do this!! I hope you have a great week!!
GOING FERAL--- I love this idea sm, thank you anon. I am sending you all the praise 🗣🗣🗣
OG Michael with a 'Big and Scary' Male S/O:
Michael isn't 100% sure how it all happened.
I mean, he's intimidating himself. The literal Shape of Haddonfield. He never imagined that he would be in a relationship, let alone with a guy almost as equally as intimidating as he was. Minus the murder, of course.
He thinks it's hilarious when he sees people scared of you, he is literally The Boogeyman, and people are scared of someone like you?
Then again, you are big and strong. Maybe they assume that you are him? If anything, that kind of irritates him, which leads him to stalk you. Which led him to grow infatuated with you.
He does really grow to appreciate the similarities the both of you have with people skills and body types.
He has never been the most confident in himself, and having someone he can be intimate with who looks similar to him helps him open up just a teeny bit more.
No, neither of you are identical, but in a way Michael feels connected with you and to you. Based on your sizes, shapes, and overall personalities.
You will and probably will never be as quiet and reserved as he is, but you are probably one of the most quiet and reserved guys that he has met in Haddonfield, and he loves it so much
You don't seem to have close family, nor close friends. It only gives him more of a reason to crash at your place and feel safe
When the both of you do finally break the ice and have an intimate moment he will be fighting for dominance the whole time. You can either give a fight that he very well might lose, or you could give in and let him have what he wants. In the end, he probably won't mind once he feels how you make him feel. Though if you do completely win, he will pout about it. Even if you have to take the lead the first few times because let's be real, he has no idea what he's doing AT ALL
He likes it when the both of you are wandering town together, though he doesn't leave a lot in case someone recognizes him without his mask on.
The stares and looks of intimidation as the both of you walk side by side. You could be simply walking by him, or your hand held in his and the looks are just as fearful, and he feeds off of it all.
He definitely gets an ego boost from it all
Definitely turned on if you hold your ground with someone as well. Especially if it's a physical fight. He might be tempted to intervene, but he knows how stubborn and strong you really are. Plus, he'll take care of them when you're gone. Then wander on home to take care of you. Even if it isn't in an entirely careful way.
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6lostgirl6 · 8 months
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OG!Michael Myers Masterlist
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rave-quinn · 6 months
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HII, if your requests are open, may i have some michael (og/peepaw) fluff? like you can do anything i don’t care i just want to read about his soft side when it comes to his partner.
Of course spookie! ^^ your wish is my command
Og/peepaw Myers Random fluff headcannons
Og/peepaw Michael Myers🔪🖤
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💜OG Michael would randomly just pick you up whenever he wants attention. And no there is no way of stopping him from doing so if he wants your attention he's gonna get it.
💜I think that he would just play with your hair, it doesn't matter if it's long or short, it's calming to him, he might it get knotted on accident if your hairs really long but that's okay, you could always ask him to brush it for you I'm sure he'll love that
💜as we all know OG Michael likes sweets, I feel like he would share his secret candy slash with you, but he'll never show you were it is, he changes its location in the house everytime
💜if your gone for long periods of time like let's say you got college or work long hour's, he would definitely just stalk you a little just to make sure your doing okay an because he missed you, but like if there's a classmate/coworker just being a plain asshole to you, they might appear "brutality murdered" on the news the next morning, Michael won't say a thing tho, another thing he will do if your gone is he'll just lay in your bedroom because it smells like you. Can you blame him?
💜if OG Michael is out on a hunt and if he sees something his victim has that you might like, he's definitely taking it, an he'll leave it in your room, yes it's a very bloody but it's the thought that counts
I hope you liked these fluff random headcannons spookie 🖤💜 an remember your slasher boys love you
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Thx you for requesting this if you did! Can you do slashers with an s/o with hearing problems and seeing problems if you can boths or either ones good!
I feel I need to do longer slashers, so I'll include more because i think my followers aren't getting enough from me
Also I have no idea what kind of hearing and eyesight problem so like..
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Michael 🔪 (both)
Why u so weak? *uncle Roger style* He questions when you talked to him about your issues.
Also likes it cause he can be even more sneakier on you if he wasn't already a professional at it.
It also depends on the time line Michael we're talking about. Rz will probably pity you and kind of help you out or something but original Michael is just 'ok bozo. Humans these days are so pathetic lol.'
If he's feeling nice on certain days he'll either drag you or point really close to somerhing or somewhere you're supposed to go. He'll advise you to get glasses and or hearing aids or get it treated whatever.
If it's way too expensive to get it treated Michael will just gesture that he'll kill whoever was treating you after you're finish, but you'll have to explain it to him that it's not that easy and you'll still have to pay. He looks at you with an unreadable look and then scoff which sounded like a sigh. (*sigh* life used to be so easy)
If it's an infection or diseases he acts unbothered but he's calmly panicking 'what the fuck am I supposed to do, I can't kill that'.
He'll appreciate your days together more if it ever got to that point. And most definitely go on an angry massive killing spree if you're gone.
Oh and I forgot to mention. He'll think you're even more fragile and shii. It would be very subtle but he's going to look out for you even more. He sometimes acts as your guard dog, or if you wanna put it in an even funnier way. Your cane.
Jason 🪓 (both)
You already know Jason is protective as shit. And upon learning about your problems he's basically the mom here now.
He's holding your hand or watching you from afar. Atleast it's better than staring at nature and water untill someone gets here.
I'm not sure much about dead bodies but I am sure all their senses go numb. I don't know how Jason does it but he knows every little trap and tricks here and there, so you can be safe.
A little harmless thing he takes advantage of is low key using your bad eyesight and hearing as a way to get close to you and hold you, he kind of feels bad about it but he can't help it.
He likes pranking you, like very sneakily creeping up behind you and awoop, jumpscare. He'll apologize if it greatly startled you.
If you let him he'd be carrying you everywhere. Also keeping you somewhere when the horny teenagers come and disturb your little cottage life together.
Big who is insecure about himself 🤝 s/o who has eyesight problems (and hearing problems.) Match made in heaven.
He wants you to get that treated too but yk Jason.. He doesn't really understand life outside of the forest so he's just going to pick whatever glasses he can find from glass users and hope for the best.
Bro I'm so sorry this was the best of my abilities, you didn't specify what kind of problems so ideas just kinda went over my head I'm so sorry
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