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TBOSAS on Crack short take (75)

*The wrong phone call*

Sejanus: Hey, Babe.

Coryo: Yes, Babe?

Sejanus: Can I ask you a question?

Coryo: What’s wrong? Are you being bullied again?

Sejanus: No. I-

Coryo: Who was it? Was it Jubilee? Peacekeeper Joe? I’ll ask Urban and Pup to fight them for us.

Sejanus: No need! I just want to know someone’s phone number.

Coryo: But you already have our phone numbers. Even Arachne’s and Livia’s.

Sejanus: I know.😔

Coryo: So who do you want to call? Lepidus Malmsey? Lucky Flickerman?

Sejanus: Oh, Panem, no. I don’t like weird magical clowns.

Coryo: Mama Cardew?

Sejanus: Heck, no! She might even kill me with my family’s taxes.

Coryo: President Ravinstill?

Sejanus: He’s a dinosaur.

Coryo: Mrs. Aurelia Ravinstill?

Sejanus: Aurelia? Who’s that?

Coryo: The Vice President of Panem.

Sejanus: Oh, she’s the one who’s extremely allergic to charity, poor people, and homeless Hilari!😀

Coryo: Yes, that’s right.

Sejanus: At least our poor Felix didn’t inherit his mean mother’s explosive temper.

Coryo: Fortunately.

Sejanus: Thank Panem.

Coryo: So who is it?

Sejanus: Who’s what?

Coryo: Who do you want to call?

Sejanus: Oh, right! I almost forgot. Do you perhaps know the phone number of Professor Sickle?

Coryo: No. Why?

Sejanus: I accidentally left my ✨Bread Body Bag✨ inside her office yesterday and I really need it back before my Ma finds out.

Coryo: You left your precious B.B.B inside Professor Sickle’s office?!

Sejanus: Yeah, but to be fair, I was busy searching for something very important-

Coryo: You were busy searching for my pretty feet pics, weren’t you?

Sejanus: And Creed’s.

Coryo: I knew it.😑

Sejanus: So. . .

Coryo: Ask Ney Ney. She’s her fam.

Sejanus: Ok! Whatever you say, my love!😍 *turns to Vipsania* Hey, Ney Ney!

Vipsania: *is sleeping like a pure little lamb*

Sejanus: She’s asleep.☹️

Coryo: Not for long.

Sejanus: What do you mean?

Coryo: Hey, Ney Ney, your beloved dumbbells and expensive running shoes are on fire! They’re on fire!

Vipsania: *immediately wakes up* Call the fire brigade and Creed’s working ambulance right now!

Coryo: I’m poor.

Vipsania: Call my daddy too!

Sejanus: Ney Ney, calm down. We’re just kidding-

Vipsania: But don’t tell my mommy! She will celebrate my demise!😭

Coryo: Vipsania Sickle, for the love of Panem, do you know your auntie’s phone number?!

Vipsania: My auntie’s what?

Coryo: Phone number!

Vipsania: Why?

Coryo: My boyfriend needs it.

Sejanus: I’m Coryo’s boyfriend.😀

Coryo: We know, Babe.

Sejanus: Just saying.

Vipsania: What do I get in return?

Coryo: What do you want?

Vipsania: The latest treadmill?

Sejanus: Deal!

Vipsania: Fine. Give me your phone. I’ll call her myself.

Festus: *walks in* Hey, guys!

Vipsania: Hey, Creed!

Hilarius: We’re back!

Apollo: We brought snacks!

Diana: Banana!

Felix: Hey, Coryo, I brought you your daily cabbage. Catch!

Coryo: Thanks, Class Pres! You’re the best!

Felix: You’re welcome.

Sejanus: How about me?😀

Coryo: You’re my boyfriend. You’re always the best in my eyes, Babe.

Sejanus: Coryo, kiss.😘

Coryo: Later.

Sejanus: When?

Coryo: After lunch.

Sejanus: Broom closet?🥺

Coryo: As always.

Sejanus: Yey!

Hilarius: How about me?😀

Coryo: No.

Hilarius: But I want a kiss too.😢

Coryo: Get your own sugar daddy.

Hilarius: Hey, Felix!

Felix: No.

Hilarius: Is your crazy President Gran Gran still available?

Felix: What the f*ck, Hilari!

Hilarius: Is he?

Felix: He’s like a hundred years old! He’s a dinosaur!

Hilarius: Just asking.

Felix: Don’t ask me again.

Hilarius: Is your daddy available?

Felix: He’s happily married!

Hilarius: How about your crazy uncle Achilles? Is he available?

Felix: He’s in prison!

Hilarius: For what?

Felix: For smuggling fireworks.

Hilarius: That’s illegal?

Felix: No. He just wanted to fly.

Hilarius: Dammit.

Coryo: Bro, I thought that you were pregnant with Strabo Plinth’s baby.

Hilarius: Oh, that’s right! Thanks for reminding me, Snowy.

Coryo: Anytime, virgin.

Hilarius: Sejanus, pay up.

Sejanus: Ask my old man.

Hilarius: Mr. Plinth scares me and I need money right now.

Sejanus: I’m not paying child support.

Hilarius: But we’re family!

Sejanus: You’re not my Coryo and you’re not carrying my baby!

Coryo: That’s right!

Hilarius: But good sir, my poor miracle baby is still your half brother!

Sejanus: Your fake baby with Strabo Plinth is not my half brother!

Hilarius: Half sister?

Sejanus: You’re dead to me.

Hilarius: Coryo, help!😫

Coryo: Lol. I’m recording this.

Festus: So what’s up?

Vipsania: We’re calling my auntie.

Festus: What for?

Felix: Are we in trouble?

Hilarius: Is the gym on fire?

Apollo: Are we dancing again?

Diana: Banana?

Coryo: No. My Seji Pie left his precious B.B.B inside her office yesterday.

Diana: B.B.B?

Coryo: Bread Body Bag.

Festus: Lol. His Ma will kill him.

Sejanus: My Ma will kill me.🥲

Vipsania: Then stop crying and whining and give me your most expensive phone right now.

Sejanus: Here.

Vipsania: Thanks. *starts pressing random numbers*

Festus: Yo, it’s ringing!

Coryo: Obviously.🙄

Felix: Are we even allowed to call Professor Sickle?

Hilarius: Calling your auntie is not illegal, Class Pres.

Felix: In my family, it is.

Vipsania: Well, she’s my aunt and I’m her favorite niece. She’ll answer my calls. Just you wait.

Felix: Turn the volume up. I want to hear the conversation.

Apollo: I wanna hear it too!

Diana: Banana?🥺

Vipsania: Fine. There.

Com.Hoff: *picks up the phone* Hello? This is District 12’s Commander Hoff speaking.

Coryo: Commander who?

Felix: District 12?

Vipsania: Auntie?😀

Sejanus: *quickly grabs the phone* Professor, I’m so sorry but can you give me back my precious ✨Bread Body Bag✨?!

Com.Hoff: Your what?

Sejanus: My body bag!

Com.Hoff: Body bag? What body bag?!

Sejanus: Are you Professor Sickle?

Com.Hoff: Are you a rebel?

Sejanus: A what?

Com.Hoff: Are you a rebel?!

Sejanus: No. I’m baby.

Com.Hoff: Tell me the truth, boy!

Sejanus: I’m baby!

Com.Hoff: Are you stupid?!

Coryo: *grabs the phone* Why are you shouting at my sugar daddy, you creep?!

Com.Hoff: Sugar daddy?!

Coryo: He pays for my bills and groceries!

Com.Hoff: So?

Coryo: Creep.

Com.Hoff: I’m not a creep!

Hilarius: Are you a pole dancer?

Com.Hoff: A what?!

Hilarius: A pole dancer!

Com.Hoff: I’m the commander!

Hilarius: A commanding pole dancer?

Felix: Is that a new position?

Apollo: Cool.

Com.Hoff: No!

Festus: How much do you make?

Diana: How much for a dance?

Com.Hoff: Where’s the body bag?!

Coryo: None of your business!

Com.Hoff: Tell me now!

Coryo: No! My Seji Pie will cry!

Sejanus: I will cry!

Com.Hoff: Where are you?

Coryo: Where are you?!

Com.Hoff: I’m in District 12!

Coryo: You’re a forest hippie and a pole dancer?!

Diana: Nice! A versatile man!

Com.Hoff: I’m not versatile!

Vipsania: In bed?

Com.Hoff: What the actual f*ck.

Festus: So you’re a loser?

Com.Hoff: Give me your current location.

Felix: Sorry. We’re still planning our next class vacation.

Com.Hoff: Where are you?!

Festus: In your mom’s ugly closet!

Hilarius: Under your pathetic bed!

Apollo: Behind your back!

Diana: Banana!

Com.Hoff: You bastards!

Festus: I’m stealing her hats!

Felix: And I’m wearing her dress!

Hilarius: Oh, look! An eyeliner!

Com.Hoff: Give them back!

Hilarius: Do you want to see my pretty feet pics? I’m selling.😀

Com.Hoff: How much?

Hilarius: 50 bucks.

Com.Hoff: I will find you and I will kill you-

Vipsania: Wrong number!

Com.Hoff: Don’t hang up!

Festus: Bye, loser!

Com.Hoff: I’ll buy those feet pics!

Hilarius: Really?😀

Com.Hoff: Are they prettier than General Crassus Snow’s feet pics?

Coryo: F*ck no. *hangs up*

Vipsania: So who wants pasta?

Coryo: Ney Ney, don’t tell me-

Vipsania: Yeah, I don’t know my favorite auntie’s current phone number. Sorry.

Coryo: That’s impossible.

Vipsania: I was kicked out of the house, remember?😢

Coryo: Do you want a tissue?

Vipsania: Give me the whole box.

Festus: Let’s call again!

Apollo: Let me try! *grabs the phone and dials a random phone number* There!

Diana: It’s ringing. I’m excited!😆

Felix: Shh! Somebody might hear us.

Hilarius: I just hope they’ll buy my feet pics.

Coryo: Hilari, please-

Hilarius: Poor homeless Hilari needs some fast cash right now.

Festus: And poor Festus Creed needs poor homeless Hilarius Heavensbee to pay his freaking rent!

Hilari: I’m trying my best!

Festus: Penelope disagrees.

Hilarius: She’s a rat!

Festus: And she disagrees!

Sejanus: I still need to get my body bag though.☹️

Coryo: Don’t be too sad, Babe. We’ll just ask Anderson to steal your bread bag later.

Sejanus: Ok!☺️

Vipsania: Quiet!

Mayfair: *picks up the phone* Hello? This is District 12’s Mayor’s daughter speaking.

Coryo: Ew! A cheater!

Mayfair: Lucy Gray?!

Diana: Are you a pole dancer too?

Mayfair: Who the f*ck is this?!

Apollo: I’m the sun god!

Diana: And I’m the moon goddess!

Hilarius: And I’m having your dear daddy’s miracle baby next summer!

Mayfair: My daddy’s what?!

Hilarius: Pay up, sister!

Mayfair: I’m not your sister!

Hilarius: I need child support!

Mayfair: Go f*ck yourself!

Coryo: Your daddy’s a cheater!

Mayfair: And you’re a stupid whor-

Sejanus: Take that back!

Mayfair: Cry harder, loser!

Coryo: Well, tell your stupid boyfriend to suck a f*ckin’ di-

Mayfair: *hangs up*

Coryo: The audacity! Call her again, Class Pres!

Felix: Fine. *dials back*

Mayfair: Hello? This is Mayfair-

Coryo: Suck a d*ck!

Mayfair: F*ck you, you whor-

Coryo: *immediately hangs up* There! I won. I’m happy now.☺️

Sejanus: I’m happy too!

Festus: My turn! *grabs the phone*

Diana: Me next!

Hilarius: But-

Festus: It’s ringing!

Apollo: Felix, you answer!

Felix: I hope it’s not my mom.

Hilarius: Or mine.

Festus: My “dearest” mommy never picks up my calls.

Coryo: Creed, do you need a hug?

Festus: Yes, please.

Coryo: *hugs Festus*

Sejanus: I need a hug too!

Coryo: Fine. Come here.

Sejanus: Yey!

Elmer: *picks up the phone* Hello? This is District 13’s Elmer Coin speaking.

Felix: Elmer Coin?

Elmer: Yes, I’m Elmer Coin.

Felix: Never heard of you before.

Elmer: I’m the current president of District 13!

Felix: What’s District 13?

Apollo: Are you the mole people?

Elmer: Seriously?

Festus: District 13 doesn’t exist.

Elmer: Who told you that lie?

Festus: It’s a universal truth, you uncultured swine!

Elmer: District 13 still exist!

Coryo: I’m poor. So I need to disagree.

Elmer: I swear we still exist!

Felix: My mommy said you don’t!

Elmer: Your poor mother’s wrong.

Felix: My mommy is never wrong and she’s allergic to poor people.

Elmer: I’m not poor!

Felix: Not on my mommy’s watch!

Elmer: Your evil government is brainwashing your mother!

Felix: My mommy is literally the Vice President of Panem.

Elmer: She’s the VP?!

Felix: And my lovely daddy is her secretary.

Elmer: Seriously?!

Hilarius: *grabs the phone from Felix* Do you want to buy my pretty feet pics? They’re on sale.

Elmer: Who are you?!

Hilarius: I’m Hilarius.

Elmer: You’re not funny.

Hilarius: But I’m Hilarius!

Elmer: Are you rebels?

Felix: I’m allergic to rebels.

Elmer: Not you, you freak.

Felix: I’m not a freak. I’m a sweet baby Ravinstill.

Elmer: Same thing.

Coryo: Are you a mole person?

Elmer: I’m not a mole!

Hilarius: Do you live underground?

Elmer: That’s none of your business!

Apollo: Do you sell glue?

Elmer: How old are you?

Apollo: Physically or mentally?

Sejanus: I’m from District 2 and I’m old enough to screw!😀

Coryo: We know, Babe.

Elmer: That’s great! You’re one of us! Do you need some help?

Sejanus: On my biology homework? Of course!

Elmer: Homework?

Sejanus: Yes, homework! Our insane Professor will most likely fail me.

Elmer: Why?

Sejanus: She hates me and I’m dumb.

Festus: Same.

Apollo: Do mole people like to eat snakes or spiders?

Elmer: I’m not a mole!

Apollo: Doubt.

Elmer: Am I talking to a bunch of stupid children right now?!

Vipsania: Maybe.

Sejanus: My gorgeous Snow Bae and I will be having 24 kids and more!😊

Elmer: You’ll have 24 kids?!

Sejanus: And more!

Vipsania: I’m baby.

Coryo: Jealous, Elmer?

Elmer: You’re a child!

Coryo: My boyfriend’s rich and I’m pregnant!

Hilarius: I’m pregnant too!

Elmer: So?

Hilarius: So pay up, Elmer!

Elmer: Pay up?!

Hilarius: I need child support!

Elmer: I’m not paying anything!

Hilarius: It’s your baby!

Elmer: *immediately hangs up*

Hilarius: The audacity! *dials back*

Elmer: Hello? This is D13’s leader-

Hilarius: Pay my f*ckin’ child support, you b*tch!

Elmer: Go away!

Hilarius: You’re a mole f*cker!

Elmer: A what?!

Hilarius: *quickly hangs up* So who’s hungry?😊

Festus: I’m hungry.

Coryo: Me too. Let’s eat.

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Hi new sb au

Its called "killer queen AU" (ocs involved)

Okok story breakdown <3

So it takes place after battle of the planets (uh ohh)

charimi finds out about venus and mars. So, she beats the fuck outa ganymede, eventually, killing him. She btw before that took venus n mars back to the inner planets area. And fixed em up <3 she was worried SICK. Btw when venus n mars became friends at the start she was hanging out with charon, so she didn't know. (That scene had me squealing btw :3 LIKE GRAHAGBBD "I'd love to play cards w you venus.." I WAS SO HAPPY! !!!!) Anyways, charimi left for a bit to.. Find eroupa. She already knew where the hide out was bc she did join at the start, but then left bc of how uncomfy ganymede made her feel. Shes lesbian so like ykyk she left :) once she snuck in, she noticed dione. Her and dione were friends. So she approached dione. She asked her where eroupa was, which dione told her "oh shes over there brainstorming ideas for the revolution-" charimi thanked her and walked up to Europa. The crowd of moons watched in horror as charimi tackled eroupa to the ground. Punching her repeatedly. "THIS ONES FOR VENUS YOU FUCKING SNAKE!" was the last thing eroupa heard before her death. :) charimi pulled out a knife and stabbed her 30 times. Almost all the moons there knew charimi. They couldn't do anything. Charimi stood up. She looked at the moons. With regret in her eyes. She ran off. Leaving eroupas body there. She left ganymedes body too lmao- anyways she took a small journey back to the inner planets area, and sat with venus and mars for 5 hours, she heard something. The sound of..someone familiar. She got up. And left again as venus called after her. But due to his injuries that were healing, he couldn't get up. Charimi ran into the asteroid belt, were it was coming from, not knowing she was near the hideout, she was tackled by enceladus, he tried to kill her, but she immediately choked him to death. Leaving enceladus on the ground, she ran off into the darkness before the other moons could get to her.

Yupee!! Thats it :) I might update shit soon but ykyk this is the plot :)

ML!merc: are you challenging me? >:)

KQ!charimi: BRING IT ON PRICK!

*jojo fight intensifies*

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GURL BOSS ON THE LOSE

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA FUCKING DIE GANYMEDE (but fr tho, get better and fucking quit Ganymede) YOU BASTARD WHOOOOOO. WEIRD FLIRT

fuck you too europa

Get wreaked

Dione fucking up doing the right thing:

Have a gold star dione for helping our lovely charimi!! 🌟

Srry saladdus 😢😢😢😢😢

You salad your away out 😔😔😔

No excuses cause u tried to kill GURLBOSS

Venus , get well soon deary :3

Jojo music intensifies

AAA

Overall: Love this au, time for charities time to shine >:D

#solarballs #Killing Queen Au #Charimi #Venus #Au #AAAA #Salty #Sorry btw

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Ok, no one asked, but here are my thoughts / impressions of the DWTS 32 cast, and I’m going to be honest, I had to google more people on this cast than any other season before so 😬:

Excited for:

Ariana Madix: I am obsessed with all things Bravo and the #Scandoval was literally my entire life for about for 4 months. She has dance and performing experience, and I think she’s going to be really good. Plus, having Pasha as a pro, the choreography he is going to give her 😍 (not to be morbid, but this is actually the couple I’m most sad that Len won’t get to see 😢)

Alyson Hannigan: I was a Buffy fan and loved HIMYM (until that god awful finale 🤮) so I am so happy (but very surprised tbh) to see her on the cast. Idk how much of a natural mover she’ll be, but I think she’s going to have a really great attitude and just enjoy the experience. I am expecting typical Sasha so…yeah 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jason Mraz: I’m mostly excited for him because he’s with Daniella tbh 😂 she always does such great work with her partners and is able to pull the very best out of them. I can see him being a good performer and them being a very strong team. Also, yay to new mommy, Daniella! 💗

Mira Sorvino: Romy! I know she has had a rough time (fuck you H*rvey W*instein🖕🏻) and I hope this journey brings her happiness and joy and she sees how much support she has and why, oh why did they have to partner her with Gleb 😩

Intrigued by:

Tyson Beckford: Wow. He is 😍 isn’t he? And apparently his only dance experience is a guest performance with Chippendales (shocking 😂) which will be interesting because we all know how Jenna is as a teacher 😬. I predict a lot of shirts being taken off 🙄 (but also 😏) And again, yay to new mommy, Jenna! 💗

Matt Walsh: Seen him guest star on almost every sitcom ever 😂 and I see his trajectory going one of two ways: he’s terrible and voted out early, or he’s the lovable guy the GP falls in love with because of his dedication and journey. He’s either low hanging fruit or a dark horse and with Koko as his partner, I would lean towards dark horse.

Mauricio Umansky: So…(separated?) husbands of Real Housewives are stars now? Whatever 🙄 and honestly out of all the House Husbands, I am unbelievably grateful this is the one they chose. (istg if it was any of those misogynistic animals from RHONJ, I would not have watched this season) but anyway, I think he’ll work hard but not take it too seriously (not in a bad way) and he’ll have fun with it. Plus, it will be a cold day in hell before I don’t support Emma Slater. And aren’t they both single? 😏 I want an entanglement in the ballroom! 😂

Barry Williams: I’m only intrigued because we’ll probably get some sweet Florence Henderson mentions / memories because of him 😢. And Peta is definitely the designated first out partner atp. But it probably works for her so 🤷🏻‍♀️ and yay to mommy x2 Peta! 💗

Have heard of them, but don’t know them:

Charity Lawson: I know she was the Bachelorette but other than that, I got nothing. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I always root for Artem, and he’s pretty consistent with his partners and choreography. That combined with Bachelor Nation, very possible they make the Finals unless she is absolutely, undeniably terrible (which I doubt) or if shenanigans happen

Xochitl Gomez: I’ve heard her name before, but I always thought she was a singer 🥴 my bad 😂 I haven’t watched anything Marvel related in almost two years, so 🤷🏻‍♀️ she’ll probably go far especially because of the Disney / ABC connection as well as Val being the most production assisted pro in DWTS history (sorry, but y’all know how I feel about Val 🤮 😂) but I do think she’s going to be fun to watch and actually be a good dancer, I just don’t have faith her partner will give her good choreography. We’ll see how (or if) that effects things (probably not)

Had absolutely no idea who they were:

Lele Pons: Influencer? I guess? She seems nice and I love how excited she is to be on the show. I think she’s going to be a lot of fun and maybe this can be a breakthrough season for Brandon🤞🏻

Harry Jowsey: Reality Star? Dating show? Youtuber? I have no idea tbh. And, not to go all Karen Smith, but if he’s British, why isn’t he on Strictly? 🤨 But very much looking forward to Rylee as a pro. I always enjoyed Lindsay as a teacher / choreographer, so let’s see if it runs in the family 😂

Adrian Peterson: I WISH I STILL DIDN’T KNOW WHO HE WAS. WTF 🤬 Poor Britt. To go from Daniel to this? The ultimate downgrade 😔

Don’t give one single fuck about:

Jamie Lynn Spears: I have made my feelings on this vile creature known 🤮 Apologies and best of luck to Alan (not really tho because I want her foul ass eliminated asap)

#dwts 32 #dancing with the stars 32 #dwts #dancing with the stars #ariana madix #alyson hannigan #jason mraz #mira sorvino #tyson beckford #matt walsh #mauricio umansky #barry williams #charity lawson #xochitl gomez #lele pons #harry jowsey #adrian peterson #jamie lynn spears

[thedreadvampy]

Gonna chew my own hands off

the absolute fucking GALL of the RBL, my number 1 nemesis and one of the 20 richest charities in the UK with a 2021-22 income of over £163m and reserves sitting at £70m, to be like 'hey unrelated organisation we respect your right to do your job but unfortunately it might affect our income targets 😢 sure you understand. ta.'

how do I get that? "oh hey I recognise that you're trying to do your job but in this instance it would impact our organisational fundraising so you can't. sorry." can I just ask every other charity to stop fundraising in December because that's our most important fundraising period? cunts.

#maybe I'm a little annoyed also bc I just spent all morning trying to talk our Actual CEO out of actively diverting potential donations #away from our annual fundraising campaign and towards an unrelated charity #like we can't even make OUR OWN ORGANISATION prioritise our organisation's goals over other orgs #and here's RMT caving to the fucking legion going BUT HOW WILL WE SELL 8BILLION POPPIES IF THE TRAINS AREN'T RUNNING #fuck off fuck OFFFFFFFF #red said #i get why RMT caved it would be more Optics Problems than it's worth #but also. Jesus Christ the RBL is the WOOOOORST i hate them SO MUCH

[tiny-tigers]

Ahh I didn't know! 😢 I vaguely remember Ben and Tom talking about something MND related on their podcast with Jim Hamilton but didn't realise there was a connection to Jacky! 😭❤️

Gosh that poor family has been through so much...😔💔

Yeah the missing pics seem to be more school related/younger (wonder if the players have had a pre world-cup media debrief and are clearing up socials as a result?) wouldn't blame them...

Oh gosh yeh not a fan of LRZ's 😅👀🙈

Yeah... I also remember it happened very suddenly because Jack was spreading awarness about it and then the last tweet he made about Jake was to raise money

Yeah that is what I love the most about him, he is always there for a lot of Charities actually ... From cancer to mental illness.. He is giving a lot of his time to North Walsham and Norfolk community as well going from sport centre to sport centre giving his shirt to barbershop , selling his shirt for charities and going to podcast of dewing grain...

So far he has given all his shirts 🙃 even the first cap 😭 and his hair... what people want more from him 😭 the man is dedicated to everyone

Oh , perhaps because it has been days he has not added anyone. Jack has nothing to clean as he posts nothing 🙃🙄🙄🙃 but he is busy bee he didn't went online much..

Oh well... goes with his personality...

[shirleysatterfield]

The Blues Bothers Were On a Mission for God. 🎺🎶🙏

There were two ex-convict brothers

On a mission for God

To save the orphanage

come lowdown floods

or a high level political fraud.

They were prompted by a very dangerous nun

Who shot them in the heart

With her very dangerous charity gun.

(So now we’ve heard of everything that

goes on under God’s good sun.)

How they organized a jazzy sing-along

Which energized Chicago’s working stiff,

—The Cho-Cho Train—wo wo🚂—

The commuting jazzy singing throng.🕺🏼👯‍♀️

So they sang and they danced

At the El-train station: 🚞

But the mayor didn’t share

their unbridled jubilation,

And neither did Mayor Daily’s legendary

Law enforcement force;

Oh them Democratic riot guys of course.

The new Neo-Nazis’ also didn’t like it

so the new“neo-furor” was having quite a fit—

Meanwhile…..

a random jilted girlfriend

had her very vengeful blow torch

very hotly lit 🔥,

And they all gave chase. 🏃🏽‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃

(Must have been something very wrong with the Blues Bother’s singing

to spark the fires of this death-defying crazy relay race.)

The funniest part though was

when the new Neo-Nazi crusader chasers

drove off the draw bridge;

took a slow motion flight ✈️

and then a dive into the blackness of the Chicago River night…..

Looking 👀

very shocked by the surprise karma

of this massively most very unfortunate sudden fright.

But sadly though this jazzy Bother duo were delayed by the angry Chicago cops 👮🏻‍♀️

with their hot pursuit of of this

most unworthy daring pair

Which gave the mayor a hardened

heart attack❤️‍🩹 and mien furor a

great big massive scare.

So sadly though 😢

they didn’t make to the jazz club in order to perform

But the audience was treated to

the greatest singer ever born.

He kept the audience happy

with a master singer’s inner charm.

Cab Calloway was where the genius and his creative alter-ego met.

But the Brothers Blues were put in jail again

For losing in a bossy nun’s risky bet

That they would succeed to meet

a charity’s worthwhile need.

So,

“Hiddie Hiddie Ho”

y’all who have also got the call.

Jesus told His followers to go…

Two ex-convicted losers in this fiction heard the call to great commission

And said yes to the mission

To feed the children and to teach the gospel to poor.

So right here we see a storyteller’s

moral

Looking thru the Holy Ghost’s mysterious spiritual portal

“That God uses the foolish thing’s of

The world to confound the wise”

And to bring those foolish over-

educated wise guys

down to their original size.

(when they were babies) waaa 😩 (lol).

So go forth now and happily sing

The “Hiddie Hiddie Hiddie Ho.”

🎤👩🏽‍🦲👩🏻👱🏻‍♂️🕺🏼

[madchild-dennis]

Episode 5

Awww yea that would be a BIG family with cousins and more for Archie.

Vancouver Island is beautiful.

Awww look at his lil face

Isn't it cold. Bruh whyyyyyy. I can't with...it such a Canadian thing, actually. I just never tried it...yet.

Bruh, that was a good plan.

Sigh.

Yea, that makes sense...sigh

Wowww, sigh.

😒😒😒🧐

His DAD SAID: PUT IT IN WRITING!!!!!

That MEANS he definitely a conscious player in those LEAKS. SMH!!!

Dah!!! Yes put it on INSTAGRAM!!! It's modern, you old...people.

Sigh, they definitely didn't want her at that round table. SMH

Bruh, sigh.

Sigh.

Lol, I can definitely can picture it. William standing all red and angry. Shouting at H.

What!!!

It was a LIE!!! So...🧐🧐🧐

Sigh...yes misogyny AT ITS BEST.

You know what calling it Megxit make her more known. Who isn't the "royal blood". Now that it's Harry's plan. Ha for THEM!!!

What!!! Bruh.

Yea, I've seen so many of them a d they seemed like middle aged housewife looking accounts.

What!!! Sigh!!!

Bruh, it's real. IT'S HER REAL LIFE!!! I feel you. Sigh

True it's Symbol Annihilation.

Yea the threat is REAL...but God is BIGGER!!!

Bruh H is RIGHT: "In order for change to happen, sometimes a lot of pain has to come to the surface."

Awww

Yea, that's what always happens.

True, they blame so they can not take ANY accountability.

Oh yea I remember them. And that's when I saw COLOUR!!! I LOVE IT!!! Yea, such JOY seeing it.

NO we didn't hate you both AT ALL!!!

Your leaving was MISSED...but NECESSARY!!! We prefer COLOUR, HAPPINESS, YOUR LIFE, JOY, LOVE and your authenticity.

Yea I could sense the cold despite just seeing the headlines. I had WORK. I wasn't monitoring NOT ONE SHIT. I had my bills to pay. But the news and radio or Google recommendation kept me updated.

True, a great sacrifice.

WOW!!!

Wait she didn't go back with Harry on that flight?

😢

You're GOOD ENOUGH MEG 😭😭😭😭😭, you ARE!!!!😭

KMT, the damn commonwealth. Because of that...maybe it's an example of what and how they deal with the Commonwealth. They treated a family who looked like the majority of the commonwealth how they actually treat the commonwealth. It makes them look good when it's necessary but does NOT actually care about it. Especially when it asks of them to care. How many commonwealth countries can go to England visa-free to just VISIT? I bet the dark-skinned countries aren't on that list. Much less go to study with ease. It's only a pretty decoration to make them relevant and a lil photo-op and charity but not fundamental CARE!!!

I remember that. Behind FENCES and the Jamaicans taking it like they are some God and they must be behind FENCES... Sigh

Watch Jamaicans and Jamaica YESSSS!!!

Wow I didn't realize the cry from Jamaicans for reparations were actually LOUD. I was too focused on my problems. Running from my FATHER and shit.

There was a canceled Tour

Yes, BARBADOS

Yesssss Jamaica

YEP!!! THEY DROPPED MEGHAN, THEY DROPPED THE BALL!!!

Is like God gave them a CHANCE over and over and OVER again. A chance with Diana and they say NO. A chance now with Meghan and STILL fought it. They CHOSE HATE!!! They CHOSE GREED!!! They felt they MUST have it ALLL. I had NO plan for THE nor A throne. So if ONLY they dropped hate and institutionalised hate via racism. They wouldn't have to deal with this motherfucker, ME, who is ready to fuck shit up with God. 😊

Bruh, they REMOVED IT. THEY HELP PLANT THE HATE. THEY HELP CREATE THE PROBLEM AND COULDN'T HELP FIX IT!!!

I have NO ounce of care for them. Right now in that WHOLE family I am ONLY WITH MEGHAN AND HARRY!!!

I'm SERIOUS. You can't be so evil and WICKED. THE WHOLE family is RESPONSIBLE. You sat and do NOTHING is the same agreeing with whatever happens. If you not against the problem or apart of the solution, then you're part of the problem!! And that's THAT!!!

[bobbie-robron]

Classic ED Schedule - week 31

02-Aug: 09-Mar-2000**, 14-Mar-2000**

03-Aug: 15-Mar-2000, 16-Mar-2000** (ANDY NOW A SUGDEN)

04-Aug: 20-Mar-2000**, 21-Mar-2000** (GOODBYE PETE COLLINS)

05-Aug: 22-Mar-2000, 23-Mar-2000

06-Aug: 24-Mar-2000** (GOODBYE BUTCH DINGLE), 28-Mar-2000

**Robert appears in the episode

Coming next week: Cain, Charity & Shadrach Dingle all debut!!

Snippets:

09-Mar-2000: (oh Robert 😢)

14-Mar-2000:

16-Mar-2000:

#classic ED #classic ed coming up #week 31 2021

[justusandlove]

Is that how you gonna play it, is it?

#charity dingle #vanessa woodfield #charity x vanessa #emmerdale #oh Charity 😢 #i wanna give her the biggest hug #emma brillliant as always #m #mG

[tiny-tigers]

✨ I don't mind the fancying himself a little bit, because purely from looking at pictures - I get the impression he's had low self esteem regarding his looks pretty much his whole life before getting his teeth done. So being happy with his appearance now will be a whole new sensation to him...? 😭😢😅

He did make it sound like he was closer to Harry didn't he? But I'm sure they used Guy as he has the same uni link/was off for summer whereas Harry would be working. [Also I feel bad on us calling H toxic all the time 😂 as I remember a tweet of someone saying that he'd played ball with their son at sandy park after a tigers game once and apparently he was just the loveliest!]. You're right though - DC and Ollie L? Give me Chess and Teddy Martin's perspective on Fred any day!

*seeing him give Joe Marler something at Pennyhill whilst wearing GREY SWEATPANTS did actually kill me* 💀

Oh I liked those pictures! Its the plain white standing ones that were awkward af 😂🙈

Challenge wise: probably a new language or instrument? Can't imagine he'd do a masters degree straight away...👀 Granted they're only one year but still a lot of work! Also did he say Steve had an economics degree too??

See I think these boys seem quite chill? Its the professional athletes like Owen Farrell that I wouldn't have anything in common with - but the baby tigers seem so relatable and normal still? Also hearing about Freds drive & effort actually gets this couch potato inspired! 😂😜🤌🏻

🔥😍🤩 *studious people who are good at everything* 🤩😍🔥

I just want more podcast like that except the annoying little music it was really great.

I get the same sensation so you are right. Let's love ourselves as well.

I Guess it is always perspectives and it is never black and White but I still see H as a bad influence on Fred I am sorry 😭😭😭 the fact they treated him of P*do is no light affirmation and it is stuck with me even if it was vengeance.

I want a documentary on Jack recovery like Cameron 😭

I didnt saw the grey sweatpants please tell me he didn't took jack habit to go commando 💀💀💀

I want them to do a gig for charity.

Jacky playing bass gave me too much naughty thoughts tho.

I am happy Fred inspires you I think I could not be friend with any of them . I am an old fart for all their interest. That is what bugs me with Fred he seems good at everything without trying, I know he works a lot

But he makes it effortless when Jack is the one who struggles so I have always had more feels for Jack from the start.

[tiny-tigers]

Okay so the Jack looking intelligent thing was genuine! (no offence intended whatsoever!) He really does look like a professional businessman in those pics! It's giving CEO Jacky era 😏✨

Also him not posting yet is making me sad that he's doing it to avoid hateful comments maybe?? 😭😢 I know he barely posts on the grid anyway, but I wonder if that's partly why? 🥺

Yeh everyone loves sir Kev here in the UK but that's the first time I've seen pics of wiggy and thought oh helloooo 👀😅🙈😂

Yeh the manifesting posts were a bit much....especially since he was likely funding her life in New Zealand?? Also I kind of got the vibe from a few of the stories with her friends that she's maybe a bit...vulgar? (no hate) but yeh somethings clearly gone down and they've split....

THIS VENUS IN RETROGRADE I SWEARRR 😂😂😂 *everyone be splitting*

Ooooh so you got the clothing items whilst in England?! That was quick (and clever)!! (i'd keep a hold of your pennies - online articles will be buying all the HD pics for pieces in the next few weeks so just save them then 😉😜✨)

Safe journey home!!! 🥰🙏🏻❤️

I do no want to go back :((( CEO jacky 😎 well he is just a peasant baby but I take it ♡

He absolutely deserves the nickname jacky the dirty after seeing his clothes 😭😭😵 all in pretty good shape but I think it is his massage cream or his protein shake doing some stains but if it is NOT I do not want to knooooow 🙃 as it is on the pants and shorts only (kill me) I pray it is clay otherwise. It is clean I swear so maybe it is just old stuffs 🤔 it goes to Ed slater charity again so It is not wasted money.

Except that all the items are super practical for a girl : pockets and stuffs to avoid burns on inner tights god bless. And super duper comfy !!! The jacket is Perfect he has such a small chest it always fit perfecly and I can be wrapped up into it like a blankie. ♡ I needed shorts anyways but his bum being so 🍑 compared to mine I have plenty of room and can eat big dinners mymy.🙄

Yes all was super quick even tho I went and signed for the yoloooo life (my monthly work time will cover for it hopefully)

Oh no do not tell me that I absolutely didn't THOUGHT about that this way I just thought he was playing dumdum 😭😭😭 oh no jack...

So funny we just had this conversation reversed the other day with bestie she was saying how sir kev had some charms and I was talking about Wiggy always had something..

Yeah was not a fan but they seemed happy and after all those big declaration it feels a bit silly 🤐 oopsie. To be happy live hidden...

You really do need to do my birth chart I swear 😆

I have lost it I swear even Leicester wants me to die... the shope gate come on...

Thank youuu ! Have so much things to post it will keep me busy busy

[justusandlove]

#charity dingle #emma atkins #charity x vanessa #emmerdale #oh Charity 😢 #emma phenomenal as always #m #mG