My grandma started fussing with her hair and clothing when her doctor arrived in here.
I can only imagine that's how patients acted when they had an appointment at the Saemteo clinic.
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Someone (who wishes to remain anonymous) asked me for a brief summary of the psycho lady's weird ass "facts," so I thought I'd try and list some from the top of my head.
Warning: hold on to your braincells.
Mary is a poor, misunderstood victim of a smear campaign against her by Jim Hutton, Phoebe Freestone, Barbara Valentin and Lesley-Ann Jones, who all teamed up to "take her down," after Freddie died. Anything bad she's ever done is 100% justified and anyone who criticises her is just jealous. Oh yeah, and LOML was for her, despite Freddie saying it was for no one.
Winnie Kirchberger was Freddie's "true" husband, and the only reason they didn't end up together was because Winnie refused to move into Garden Lodge. According to her, during Freddie's 39th birthday party, he and Winnie got into a fight and Winnie threw his ring at him, marking the end of their relationship. Freddie then decided to "settle" with Jim - who he only kept around to keep Winnie jealous - because he didn't want to be alone. Keep in mind, Winnie is also the guy who barely spoke any English, and the couple needed a translator for their arguments; I'm wondering how that would have worked if Winnie moved to London. Would they have taken Barbara with them? 😂
Jim was a violent abusive drunk who routinely beat Freddie, bullied him into wearing a ring, and "murdered" him by breaking his bones. Everyone covered up this secret because they didn't want to be accused of homophobia so the doctor lied on Freddie's death certificate and poor Mary was threatened into silence. I'm not joking, she's actually said this.
Phoebe and Joe never saw Jim as Freddie's real boyfriend. She asserts this by taking a quote from Mercury & Me out of context, where Joe is apologising to Jim for not taking his relationship with Freddie seriously. According to Shaun Matthews (and I think even Barbara Valentin) there was some doubt about the authenticity of their relationship due to Freddie's rather notorious history when it came to dating, but seeing how Jim cared for Freddie after his diagnosis quickly changed their minds. And Phoebe to this day maintains that Freddie and Jim were in love, so I don't know what the fuck she's smoking when she uses him as an example.
Mercury & Me was written purely for money/fame/clout/a way to get back at Mary because, of course, everything is about her.
Jim stole a load of stuff from Garden Lodge with the help of Shaun Matthews, most notably Freddie's Wembley jacket and...a couch. In broad daylight. With press and cameras around. Mary knew but didn't say anything because she "didn't want to cause a scandal," by getting the authorities involved (didn't stop her when it came to Oscar the cat, lmao.) Jim later sold the things he "stole" at an auction shortly before his death, including the jacket which went to a respectable collector, which proves he didn't love Freddie apparently.
Jim visited a BDSM club while Freddie was on his death bed. Someone contacted The Gate Club, who confirmed they do have a BDSM dungeon in their establishment, but there’s one problem. The Gate Club is a chain franchise and the only one with a BDSM dungeon is in a completely different part of England. She also claims Jim brought men back to Garden Lodge to have sex while Freddie was dying in the next room and she bases this on *checks notes* absolutely nothing.
Everyone in Freddie's life was/is just using him for his fame. And by everyone, I mean everyone. Like, even his family. The only genuine person is Mary, because she can do no wrong.
Lesley Ann-Jones is a liar...except when she's saying bad things about Jim, then it's 100% truth.
Mary lives in Garden Lodge, not Logan Mews, and will pass the house down to her children after she dies because that's what "Freddie wanted." The claim that she actually lives in Logan Mews, and that the house will go to a trust after fifty years is a lie made up by jealous Huttonites.
Jim was an evil manipulative mastermind who managed to fool everyone in Garden Lodge, including Freddie…but he was also “slow.” 🤔
She has this weird obsession with sharing Freddie's will at every given opportunity. This is the same woman who screeches at people about respecting Freddie's privacy.
There's so much more but I'm extremely sleep deprived and honestly, there's only so much crazy I can handle in one day.
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posts that are incomprehensible to anyone not into ut/dr
(Edit: half the notes I get on this post are “wait what’s that one?” so here’s an explanation.
Salt: tumblr user beabigshot had a dream where finding salt particles around cyber world led to spamton joining your party, starting a snowgrave-esque run where you use spamton to kill residents of the city. post here: https://beabigshot.tumblr.com/post/664615119520677888/ok-so-the-way-youd-recruit-spamton-is-youd-have
Eyeball: tumblr user tammycat had a dream where papyrus was replaced by a giant floating eyeball named prunsel. since prunsel is mostly used in a comedic way [and I love him], I put him in the comedy genre. post here: https://tammycat.tumblr.com/post/644308611771858944/i-had-a-dream-i-was-playing-undertale-and-i-got-to )
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A meme l seen going on Twitter haha!
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[id: a meme showing a futuristic city. the text reads, "society if animated movies cast talented voice actors who fit the role instead of whatever celebrities will sell the most tickets". end id]
im just not prepared to hear mario and luigi talking like regular american men. but, you know. profit is more important than authenticity.
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This was supposed to be a pre-cadou Alcina stealling a midnight kiss from one of her past flames
Ref. used [x]
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Bakugou: my hero name is DynaMight!
Shouto: wait a second...
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Unity, part one
Dalinar reminding us, that sometimes the most badass thing you can do, is to own up to your past mistakes with all their shame and anguish and using that to become a better person. Even though... he still has a long way to go 😅
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INCEPTION (2010) dir. Christopher Nolan
Cobb + Mal/Saito parallels
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marvel CAPTAIN MARVEL
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Just found your blog! I really love your humor and your art ofc <33
I only accept this level of humor 😂
Thank you so much for your nice comment @thefirstrobinisthebestrobin ✨🐝 Hope you like this bad joke more than Pansy
Have a nice weekend guys 💚✨🐝
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deltarune spoilers!!! (please, just block this tag if you don't wanna see spoilers)
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damn how we feelin’?
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Corrupted Scratch au?
The Ghost Council try to banish scratch after Brighton gets too happy and, well, he can’t face leaving Molly, can he?
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there’s something very interesting about weiss and where she’s placed herself regarding blake and yang. all of team rwby is close, that’s obvious. but they also all have their personal dynamics within the team. she was there during yang’s semi-breakdown during volume 5 and encouraged them both in volume 6. now to have her be the one person who held blake back after yang fell was the most obvious choice.
she knows what blake and yang mean to each other. she knows blake would have jumped. she knew yang needed blake to be there for her once; blake would’ve made good on that wish this time around. and while blake and yang are protecting each other, she’s decided to protect her friends family. she wasn’t losing anyone else that day
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5sos + FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS
[insp x x]
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Every Friday I'm happy that there is a new page and every Friday I'm afraid that there is a new page.
You know... the weird thing is... I experience the exact same range of emotions every Friday.
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Even though Phil says he's not that good at roleplaying I will actually disagree, heavily.
For starters what he described as "just a few pointers and the goal for the conversation" is literally the definition of improv: you have a goal, you have the situation, now go. And I think the full heavy scripted lore is kind of affecting the expectation, for lack of a better word, of what it should be. So in reality? Phil is doing it perfectly, the same way it was done, well, in the good old days.
The other thing I wanted to mention is about the way he roleplays? Legitimately, after being in the fandom for a while, Phil is for sure on my list of favourites, especially with how he deals with conversations and people. Every one on one conversation he has, either it's planned to happen, or happens naturally its always so so fucking good. It's raw and it's natural and it's both calming and nice and comforting but sad and real and heavy and emotional at the same time. There is just this "way" he speaks when he does it as well, it's like this encompassing sense of inevitability of the world and problems coming to be but it's also this immense comfort in, weirdly, acceptance? of it all? (this just might be my personal feeling but if y'all have that similar "vibe" you slip into when listening to him have regular but heavier dialogues? I don't think I'm alone in this tbh)
The most prominent ones for me were: the small Ghostbur conversation, with their just discussing things, calmly, comfortably, Ghostbur playing it up more than it actually was with the raindrops, just to get Phil to react, it was all just so.. weird comfort in the regularity of it all, despite the weight of the events around them;
His small natural conversations with Ranboo, from just small interventions in each other's day to day and care for the small issues, to more emotional discussions of guilt over the death of Wil and just the more calm approach to heavier topics; then switching, naturally, to lighter goings about, jokes, random occurrences and just mundane tasks;
Then daunting, emotional talks like with Wilbur, right at the start (or, well, the end), and with Fundy today; it's heavy.. of course it is, and even though he sticks to his character's behavior and approach to these kind of things, he still cares, in his own way; but even then, I love how despite the severity of the discussion, the sudden jokes or more lighter comments seem so so natural, instead of out of nowhere, interrupting...
Another small thing I wanna mention is the laughter. Like, it should, technically, feel interruptive? and out of character or conversation? Phil even mentioned he does it often and feels like it doesn't suit what's actually happening, but it's really really not. I honestly love that, despite the situation, good, bad, heavy, mundane, sad, or anything, he still incorporates that small laughter into the conversations, even if unintentionally. That also tips us off to his feelings about all of it, since he's been alive for so so many years that he can let out a laugh despite how fucked the world around is, or how bad he feels or should feel about something. So essentially, like the majority of the best bits that got incorporated into actual story, it's unintentional and seemingly unfit, but works really well.
Tldr: for all of my Phil enjoyers out there, (that better be everybody lol) what he described as more "unprepared" and unscripted rp is literally what improv is: a situation/conversation and a goal you have to achieve during that. Perfect for a lot of the dialogue on the smp. The way Phil approaches the conversations and speaks as well gives me a very specific vibe of weird comfort and the acceptance of the inevitability of devastating things happening or like, keeping a semi calm demeanor in spite of the topic. ( might be a very specific me thing so if anyone else gets similar vibes from those small 1 on 1 convos let me know)
Even shorter Tldr: Phil said he's not great at lore, I disagree heavily. Phil very pog actually. Vibes complicated and might be only me specific but really good. Unintentional character traits turned impactful my beloved. Yeah.
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