#oh boyyyyy

[dustydaddyyy]

Queen I’m am once again asking for a snippet of the next chapter of flashpoint

and never one to deny such a wonderfully honest request, here you go love <3 i'm hoping to finish up this chapter within the next week, so I think it'll be up by next week hehehe.

warnings! smoking, swearing, joel miller being grouchy (as per usual). reader is described to have hair long enough that it can be tied up.

When Joel steps into the apartment, he’s met with the blasting sound of the radio, and the distinctive smell of cigarettes, which can only mean one thing: you’re home.  

Sure enough, he sees you sitting by the open window in nothing but a tanktop and a tattered pair of shorts that had once been someone’s boxer briefs. You’re hunched over slightly as you lean against the knee you’ve propped up to reach your foot, and it takes Joel a second to realize you’re painting your toenails, head bopping along to the blasting guitar in the background. The length of your bare legs are on display as you sit propped against the open window frame, and Joel has to stop his eyes before they instinctively run over your form.

For a second the scene looks almost like art to Joel; the grey, misty sky through the open window despite the oppressive humidity and heat, the smell of an impending storm heavy in the air. Your hair is haphazardly tied up, which means some ends have come loose, some strands curling into corkscrews from the humidity, others stuck to the nape of your neck which has a slight sheen of sweat. Your face is a mask of focus as you paint a toenail, bottom lip pulled between your teeth as you concentrate. 

“She’s got it,” you hum along, cigarette hanging precariously loose on your lips, “Yeah baby, she’s got it,” 

The slam of the front door has you looking up at Joel, smoke curling around you as you take a drag. 

“Home already?”

“It stinks in here,” Joel says in an irritated sigh as he steps towards the kitchen, and you grimace slightly, turning your head to blow the smoke out of the window. 

“Sorry, I thought you’d be out longer,” 

You sound a little put out by his tone of voice, and for a small second Joel feels a wave of guilt at the thought that his first words to you after not having seen each other all week is a snide remark about the smell of your nail polish. 

“What are you doing that for?” Joel grumbles as he pours himself a glass of water in the sink, before reaching across the table and turning the radio down a little so that he can hear himself think again. 

“It’s for the new man I’m seeing,” you say, not trying very hard to conceal the joking undertone as you paint another toenail, “He offered me three ration cards to suck on my toes. . . figured they should at least look nice,”

You look up at Joel, and to your great satisfaction, he looks suitably horrified and disgusted, standing by the kitchen counter grasping his glass of water, which makes you smile cheekily. 

“Gotcha,” you tell him through a laugh, shaking your head as you blow out another plume of smoke, “Man, the look on your face alone would’ve been worth it,” 

“Very funny,” he says dryly as you chuckle, shaking your head. 

check out the rest of the story here if you liked this little snippet!

#oh boyyyyy #this slow burn is killing ME and i'm the one bloody writing it #but it'll be worth it folks #it'll be WORTH IT i PROMISE #joel miller #joel miller x reader #pedro pascal #the last of us #joel miller fic

[heartsoftruth]

“I think it's great that, when you're 37 years old, at some point you understand how to reach the apex.

“He does learn. That is something positive, also for young drivers, that when you are 37 you can still learn," Verstappen continued. ,,You saw now that Charles gave him less space than I did, so that says enough. And it is not for nothing that he (Hamilton, rd.) was the one who received a penalty at the time. I think it's a bit of a rude/clumsy (Dutch word is hard to translate) comment," said Verstappen about Hamilton.

“But in the end it has nothing to do with my performance. I need to focus on what we're doing here on the track and I think we're doing really well this year."

Max Verstappen on Lewis’s comment he made in Silverstone via De Telegraaf.

#oh boyyyyy #well a reacrion was to be expected tbh #lewis hamilton #max verstappen #f1

[surgefairy]

oh you’d BETTER be ready cuz i’ve got an IPAD AND APPLE PENCIL comin’ to my mailbox v soon! the art that i create with that, the art that i’m PLANNING? oh boy i don’t know if anyone’s ready… :> i’ve been drawing on my phone with my finger so long that this will be LIFE CHANGING….

#oh boy are you not ready #clone high art TO THE MAX #SO MANY CLONE HIGH ART #OH BOYYYYY #dollyramblez

[knockknockmf]

I don’t think I wanna watch the first lap… pls no crashing 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

#us gp 2023 #f1 #formula 1 #carlos the only one on softs 👀 #oh boyyyyy

[betasuppe]

I finally finished my lil sketch. Hehe

Thanks again for being so amazing!!!! You’re a real inspiration to me! I hope my lil doodle lines up with his chaos energy. Haha!

Ohhhhh Champ Emmet looking like a perfect villain.... ooooh just sign me up!!!!!

Like aaaaaa!!! He looks so ominous & terrifying & crazed & absolutely PERFECT dude, & eelektross too! They're such a deathly cool combination, I absolutely love it!!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Thank you for such charming gift art & for also sticking with me with such kind words when I've been going through all this past nonsense x0 You are too sweet!!!♡

#champion emmet #oh boyyyyy #we're in danger now lol #*slicks back my hair & puts a flower in my suit pocket* #looks like i have a date with... DANGAH TONIGHT♡♡♡♡♡ #faves #top faves #!!!!♡♡♡♡♡ #gifts for nok

[starberry-skies]

mq my beloved. what are you doing.

#season three? what season three. haha it got cancelled after two seasons oh how sad. #oh boyyyyy #junos watching

[cindymoon]

presidential alert! roman roy crumbling before my very eyes

#oh boyyyyy #succession #succession spoilers

[bcldecgle]

"Weirdest theory you actually believe in: go."

“OKAY. I got this. Scientists CLAIM that HIV was spread to humans by monkeys, but the KGB said it was invented by the CIA. Not that I trust the KGB, but it SEEMS plausible based on other evidence.”

#oh boyyyyy #he’s opening up a can of worms #mcyfield #murray answers

[seveniee777]

Is this where all the stories started?

< Nov, 2015 > Oscar posted about joining RFM next year, includes a pic with lando bc he used to be a team member.

< Dec, 2015 > Oscar’s first like on lando’s ig post. and there are a lot more in the following years…

#Oscar’ admiration for lando has been on for a long long time #idk if lando knew oscar at that time #but oscar definitely regarded him as a childhood hero #oh my boyyyyys #there are lots of stories to tell🧡 #landoscar #f1 #twinklaren #lando norris #mctwinks #oscar piastri

[infinitelilith]

"Money can't buy happiness"mfs when I show them the Sora Amiibo

#MY BOYYYYY #IT'S HIMMMM #I need him right now ngl #kh #kingdom hearts #kh sora #oh god we're gonna get this Amiibo before we get Missing Link aren't we

[marvelomadness06]

I’m not saying that Sirius Black had a belly button piercing; a little dangling crescent moon.

But I’m also not not saying it.

#ooooo love ooooo lover boyyyyy #I’ve been listening to too much queen #Sirius oh my lord #Sirius black #Remus Lupin is one lucky motherfucker #Remus Lupin #James Fleamont potter #Wolfstar #Jegulily #marauders #james potter #regulus black #love #gryffindor #marlene mckinnon

[killa-trav]

SEB!!!!

#HES ALIVE #OH MY GOD #AND LOOKS SO GOOD #I LOVE HIM #MY BOYYYYY #sebastian vettel

[its-paperd]

[ Mr. Pretty Boy ]

[ makeup idea inspired by @koreposion ]

tagging @psycho-chair because it deserves to know pretty boy cross

#✨scribbled paper'd #cross sans #undertale au #utmv #HE A PRETTY BOYYYYY #i love the idea of cross wearing makeup it just.... MAN #him with the lipstick? too bad i'm smearing that with my lips (CARS HONKING) #ALSO drag queen cross....... hrhdbrhrbrghr #perhaps an idea for another day...... #the makeup is....... bleuagh but oh well

[ronon-dex]

I will be the most obnoxious mal stan on this platform tomorrow. and that is a fact

#show fan only. idk anything except that he's my favourite #shadow and bone #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #six of crows #malina #he's A GOOD BOYYYYY i want him to be happy!!!!! #oh and the other characters will be there too i guess

[blu3b1rd]

2023 redraw of a 2021 piece!

I feel like the progression is pretty visible and I'm happy with that! Definitely put some meat on this man's bones instead of the weirdly lanky art style I had back then. I also am, not a big fan of the white rim-lighting style going on there, but to make it actually look like the old piece I added it in anyway. Oh and I moved Trash because she's too big to be eepy.

#blu3b1rd #skylanders #au #flynn #redraw oh boyyyyy #bluebird spotted someone throw a bucket at him

[starberry-skies]

watching the last half of mq. oh boy

#junos watching #oh boyyyyy