that bit in polaris where raven and spider both drop in to tell you to mind your own business and not dig up their messy divorce papers is so funny to me
So I recently shared a clip show of Lord Cob, the villain from the Studio Ghibli movie, Tales from Earthsea, voiced by Willem in the English dub.
Well, I decided to share another clip show of this character, because I love this androgynous, ASMR whispering, freak (affectionate) of a sorcerer. Enjoy!
the last post had more attention than I thought it would .. I decided to put more effort in this time and make a finished drawing. !
mech (the phone!) is not used to cobs being an actually good person overall.. most of the ones she met were good at first then just betrayed her. Poor little 9 year old has trauma baggage.
gkgg au by @maxphilippa + @burgycreeper405-blog
little cobs in the last doodle is by @mothytheghost , tail buddies :)
Felicity Steals An Entire Fucking Horse: The Movie (2005)
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Man did they spray that pony with fake sweat.
Have you considered: the racehorse is not used to carts or getting yelled at by drunkards.
You know who this guy reminds me of?
Five-Below version of British Man typecast as Grumpy British Man in every single BBC period drama from 1980 onward.
small human, please do not run towards the skittish 1,500 lb creature with sledgehammers for hands.
"Drag his ass, Penny!"
Felicity is ready to throw hands, she should have been a lady pugilist.
Ben: "stfu Felicity!!!!"
Ben: "no kill the delivery boy pls."
I mean, we get that you're dehydrated, day drunk, possibly heat stroked, and inappropriately mourning your dead wife due to the cruel restrictions of the patriarchy, but yes, Jiggy Nye, that's generally how these transactions work.
lol the side-eye on this horse.
You're no fun, Mrs. Merriman, let the theater kid have some theatrics.
I mean the recognition is nice but how about some manumission ayyyyy
so why the fuck did he buy a racehorse when he needed a draft pony??? Also damn that is ALOT of madeira.
Damn, ol Eddy's got that Bill Clinton Squintin' goin' on.
In case y'all needed remindin' on who runs the Merriman household.
Shut up and drink your claret, Nan.
As a kid hearing this: "Man that's a lame surprise."
As an adult hearing this: "Fuck yeah, Merriman Grant! Y'all wanna pay for my educatin', too???"
"You sweet summer child."
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that might be a little tricky.
oh my GOD, Nan.
And there's a no-refunds policy on the deposit.
Girl its only gonna take like twenty minutes to teach you that, calm down.
We get it, Mrs. Merriman, you're Top Bitch in the Notable Housewives of The Greater Hampton Roads Area and come from a long line of Hot-Shit MILFs.
Steve Cobs is Abuela but instead of the characters I picked to be Pepa and Julieta being his kids, they're children he found on the side of the road and the "gifts" are really messed up experiments.
Anyways here take my strange thing
Abuela: Steve Cobs
Pepa: Paintbrush
Felix: Lightbulb
Julieta: Test Tube
Agustin: Fan
Bruno: Mephone4
Bruno's "Rats": Other Mephones
Dolores: Yin
Camilo: Yang
(Essentially it's just Yin-Yang separate at any time they choose)
Antonio: Goo
Isabella: Clover (But mean)
Luisa: Bow
Mirabel: Bot
Mariano: Tissues
@enbyonsteriods yes i regret my decisions, thanks for asking buddy
I will never ever ever EVER get over how Old Cob shows the Wizard TWO separate ways to detangle shadow magic from a being’s heart, continues to then admit outright that Morganthe was infused herself by the Magi, and then the Wizard STILL goes through with fighting her.
Hello! I am here after reading your wonderful fanfiction. Do you have any tags to browse on here? Like your thoughts on aus, headcanons, ect? Thanks!
Nah, I'm pretty lazy when it comes to keeping my blog organized. The main tags I use are "me me me" which are my personal posts, "subtextual" which is used for ALL text posts, "my fic" for all my fic, "death note" for all things death note, and you can always just filter by asks if you want to see all my previous answers to questions about headcanons, aus, and what-have-yous that have built up over the last *my eyes bulge out over my head* SIX YEARS of death note blogging!