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thekenobeea day ago
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CONVERSATIONS FROM A LONG MARRIAGE STARRING ROGER ALLAM AND JOANNA LUMLEY IS BACK FOR A CHRISTMAS EPISODE
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鈥渁ll the gravity falls townsfolk act strange/stupid/quirky because theyre being subjected to experimental memory erasing technology thats slowly giving them all brain damage鈥 is one of the most underrated twists in the whole show tbh. like what the fuck
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thebibliosphere6 months ago
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Having chronic fatigue and needing to wake up first thing for appliance deliveries should be illegal.
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mylainnassau8 months ago
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Ugly crying right now
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girlssswithdaddyissues3 months ago
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x: why as a grown woman do you find all men unattractive?
my first crush:
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choco-vibing4 months ago
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My mutuals asking me why I like Your Boyfriend game:
Me:
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secretboo2 months ago
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鈥f I speak I am in trouble.
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cohesively7 months ago
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you know that moment when your worried husband is nagging at you and you say something in a language you think he doesn鈥檛 know but he does know that language ? yeah.
(scuffed dsmp 6/?)
TRANSLATION UNDER THE CUT
Ranboo: Your dad鈥檚 dramatic.
Tubbo: Does a divorce sound dramatic, Ranboo?
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Family Feud . . . but with the Waynes
Just-Just imagine it, this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i鈥檝e ever thought of. just, think about it. a team with the kids, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Duke. Bruce sitting in the audience with Cass and the rest of the fam.
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Steve: Name something in someone鈥檚 closet that only comes out on special occasions
Dick: a vibe.
Steve: a- . . . a whAT?
Dick: *shameless and Bruce dies inside and the others laugh* a vibrator!
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Steve: if you could go to the Land of Oz, what would you ask the wizard for?
Tim: to not be dead inside.
Dick: Timmy we鈥檝e talked about this!
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Steve: what鈥檚 something you keep in your car, just in case?
Jason: *immediately, no hesitation* C4
Dick, Tim, Damian, Duke (and others in the audience): *panic*
Steve: . . . huh?!
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Steve: what fruits are most expensive out of season?
Tim: *internally-oh fuck* uuhhh, a banana?
Steve: ba- . . . A banana?! how much do you think bananas are?
Jason: oh god
Tim: like, i dunno, um, 10 dollars in season?
Jason: *groans and slams his head into his stand, making sobbing noises* i fucking hate you rich bastards
Duke: *jaw dropped*
Dick: *just laughing and pats Jason鈥檚 back*
Damian: 10 dollars is not much, i do not see the issue. *Tim meets his eyes and shrugs*
Jason: *slowly sliding down into a crouch* ten collars for a banana
Duke: *leans over and whispers in Tim and Damian鈥檚 ears. their jaws drop*
Tim: that little?!
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Steve: name a type of building where it always seems to be cold
Dick: oh gosh, ballrooms are always cold.
Jason: Dickie, literally no one going to say that. doctor鈥檚 offices though, those are cold.
Duke: *nodding* go with that or a dentist's office Damian.
Damian: a morgue. those are always cold.
Dick: oh my god Damian.
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Steve: man, i鈥檓 afraid to ask. *laughter* but you鈥檙e new, right?
Duke: yeah
Steve: I have high hopes for you, don鈥檛 let me down. Now, name an activity where a person might come up for air.
Dick: *perks and looks at Duke expectantly*
Duke: oh thank god, its a normal question. swimming.
Steve: *hits his stand* he鈥檚 normal!
Duke: *sweat dropping* and I really really hope it stays that way *laughter*
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girlbossinnit8 months ago
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Tommy just asked what pegging is and the entire rest of the Love or Host cast just went into mayhem to make sure no one tells him
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zhansww5 months ago
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漏 maomao鐖辫姳鍗
鈥籸e-posted with permission 鈥籶lease don鈥檛 remove the source
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herzspalter10 months ago
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Mr Pucci over here with the most gorgeous villain eyes for absolutely no reason
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val-varna24 days ago
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*spits this out*
oh boy here we go... Papyrus, Sans, Blue, Stretch, Red, Poplar, Boss, Ash, Rus, AND Nox belong to @bonelyheartsclub鈥
If Poplar looks a little funky, it鈥檚 because I forgot to add his glasses right after i started coloring him
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smilelikeawolf8 months ago
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Caleb: 鈥淥h, buddy boy, this is just like the first night with us. Before we added one. Before we added nine. So many families. Cad鈥檚 got such a big family here. And Veth, such close ties. You know, we鈥檙e probably not going to make it back from where we鈥檙e going. But maybe we will if we try very hard. You and me, we鈥檒l do our best to keep families together. You and me will keep people together, instead of letting families break apart. You know, I鈥檓 going to tell you something.鈥
Frumpkin: *meows*
Caleb: 鈥淚f we do make it back, you鈥檝e been a good companion all this time. Actually, it鈥檚 a win-win for you because if we all die out there, you get to go back to where your home is. But if we do make it back, I鈥檓 going to let you go anyway because you鈥檙e not my cat. My cat is dead. You鈥檙e a good boy anyway and you鈥檝e done a lot of good for me. So, one way or another, you鈥檒l be free soon.鈥
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thebibliosphere9 months ago
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A Well Meaning But Concerned Relative: It鈥檚 very good, but I just don鈥檛 get part of it though.
Me: Oh?
Relative: Like, are we supposed to empathize with the vampires and werewolves?
Me: They鈥檙e the main characters... so yes?
Relative: But they鈥檙e monsters!
Me: Yes?
Relative: Shouldn鈥檛 they be the villains? Like, who can relate to monsters looking for love?
Me, looking at my very queer, very disabled audience like I鈥檓 looking into the camera on the office: people who like the found family trope.
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