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6nimus9 · a day ago
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I don’t know how this happened.
.. But I already skipped the 400 followers out of panic about how fast it was and lack of time to try to do something like this again...
But a beautiful wholesome friend cough, Free pushed me to try so...
I ALSO NEED TO THANK YOU ALL FOR FOLLOWING. I APPRECIATE IT, AND SOMEHOW I GOTTA TRY TO THANK BACK OR SOMETHING FOR LIKING WITH MY CLUMSY DRAWINGS OR WHATEV I POST HERE.
🎨 HOW TO PARTICIPATE: 1. People must be followers (New followers are welcome too ✨) 2. Like this post! 3. Reblog!
🖌️ About the drawing: > There will be 2 or 3 winners! (Depending on my schedule when I decide) > No nsfw or anything too complicated. > I will draw half bodies or less. Maybe I could do two characters, we’ll see. > I also stick to simple backgrounds! > If you have an oc, I will at least ask for a decent reference. I’m not good at designing other’s characters or leaving it to my imagination. > If it is Undertale-related, better for me- (But this is just a suggestion lol)
I ask for patience in case it takes me a little, university is my priority, and this is for fun!
✨ ENDS IN OCT 7TH ✨
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“all the gravity falls townsfolk act strange/stupid/quirky because theyre being subjected to experimental memory erasing technology thats slowly giving them all brain damage” is one of the most underrated twists in the whole show tbh. like what the fuck
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thebibliosphere · 4 months ago
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Having chronic fatigue and needing to wake up first thing for appliance deliveries should be illegal.
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mylainnassau · 6 months ago
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Ugly crying right now
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choco-vibing · a month ago
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My mutuals asking me why I like Your Boyfriend game:
Me:
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girlssswithdaddyissues · a month ago
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x: why as a grown woman do you find all men unattractive?
my first crush:
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passive-mob · 4 months ago
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you know that moment when your worried husband is nagging at you and you say something in a language you think he doesn’t know but he does know that language ? yeah.
(scuffed dsmp 6/?)
TRANSLATION UNDER THE CUT
Ranboo: Your dad’s dramatic.
Tubbo: Does a divorce sound dramatic, Ranboo?
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girlbossinnit · 6 months ago
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Tommy just asked what pegging is and the entire rest of the Love or Host cast just went into mayhem to make sure no one tells him
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herzspalter · 8 months ago
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Mr Pucci over here with the most gorgeous villain eyes for absolutely no reason
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smilelikeawolf · 6 months ago
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Caleb: “Oh, buddy boy, this is just like the first night with us. Before we added one. Before we added nine. So many families. Cad’s got such a big family here. And Veth, such close ties. You know, we’re probably not going to make it back from where we’re going. But maybe we will if we try very hard. You and me, we’ll do our best to keep families together. You and me will keep people together, instead of letting families break apart. You know, I’m going to tell you something.”
Frumpkin: *meows*
Caleb: “If we do make it back, you’ve been a good companion all this time. Actually, it’s a win-win for you because if we all die out there, you get to go back to where your home is. But if we do make it back, I’m going to let you go anyway because you’re not my cat. My cat is dead. You’re a good boy anyway and you’ve done a lot of good for me. So, one way or another, you’ll be free soon.”
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Family Feud . . . but with the Waynes
Just-Just imagine it, this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i’ve ever thought of. just, think about it. a team with the kids, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Duke. Bruce sitting in the audience with Cass and the rest of the fam.
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Steve: Name something in someone’s closet that only comes out on special occasions
Dick: a vibe.
Steve: a- . . . a whAT?
Dick: *shameless and Bruce dies inside and the others laugh* a vibrator!
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Steve: if you could go to the Land of Oz, what would you ask the wizard for?
Tim: to not be dead inside.
Dick: Timmy we’ve talked about this!
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Steve: what’s something you keep in your car, just in case?
Jason: *immediately, no hesitation* C4
Dick, Tim, Damian, Duke (and others in the audience): *panic*
Steve: . . . huh?!
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Steve: what fruits are most expensive out of season?
Tim: *internally-oh fuck* uuhhh, a banana?
Steve: ba- . . . A banana?! how much do you think bananas are?
Jason: oh god
Tim: like, i dunno, um, 10 dollars in season?
Jason: *groans and slams his head into his stand, making sobbing noises* i fucking hate you rich bastards
Duke: *jaw dropped*
Dick: *just laughing and pats Jason’s back*
Damian: 10 dollars is not much, i do not see the issue. *Tim meets his eyes and shrugs*
Jason: *slowly sliding down into a crouch* ten collars for a banana
Duke: *leans over and whispers in Tim and Damian’s ears. their jaws drop*
Tim: that little?!
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Steve: name a type of building where it always seems to be cold
Dick: oh gosh, ballrooms are always cold.
Jason: Dickie, literally no one going to say that. doctor’s offices though, those are cold.
Duke: *nodding* go with that or a dentist's office Damian.
Damian: a morgue. those are always cold.
Dick: oh my god Damian.
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Steve: man, i’m afraid to ask. *laughter* but you’re new, right?
Duke: yeah
Steve: I have high hopes for you, don’t let me down. Now, name an activity where a person might come up for air.
Dick: *perks and looks at Duke expectantly*
Duke: oh thank god, its a normal question. swimming.
Steve: *hits his stand* he’s normal!
Duke: *sweat dropping* and I really really hope it stays that way *laughter*
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thebibliosphere · 7 months ago
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A Well Meaning But Concerned Relative: It’s very good, but I just don’t get part of it though.
Me: Oh?
Relative: Like, are we supposed to empathize with the vampires and werewolves?
Me: They’re the main characters... so yes?
Relative: But they’re monsters!
Me: Yes?
Relative: Shouldn’t they be the villains? Like, who can relate to monsters looking for love?
Me, looking at my very queer, very disabled audience like I’m looking into the camera on the office: people who like the found family trope.
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zhansww · 3 months ago
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© maomao爱花卷
※re-posted with permission ※please don’t remove the source
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gentlesleaze · a year ago
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What was it like working with Marwan Kenzari to portray Nicky and Joe’s relationship? | @oldguardmovie IG stories
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nerdatdinner · 5 months ago
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Can we talk about Sam's arms? Because I really wanna talk about it. 🥵
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aimicoos · a month ago
Streamer au! childe, he just loves the way he can make you flustered by showing you off in front of the camera “oh, you brought me some coffee? Hm haha, thank you” he pulls you into a kiss then and there. A habit of his is that he likes to take you on the desk where he has his camera set up,, might even record you to jerk off to at nights— mm anon 💌
I HAVE A CERTAIN WEAKNESS WHEN IT COMES TO EXHIBITIONISM, PLS. AND I JUST SAW THIS, HELP. my inbox sometimes deletes asks like??? wtf??? i seriously didn't see this before 😭😭😭
but yes, childe would definitely let you jerk yourself off on cams. that's honestly a huge turn on for him, seeing how his innocent-looking gf turns into his precious cockwhore when there are a lot of people looking at her. so, instead of jerking off, i made it to childe helping you get off.
cw. exhibitionism, finger fucking, praising, dirty talk.
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minutes had passed since that red light from the little monitor childe had set up blinked to indicate how his stream had started. this was a different night, of course, because he is showing his pretty little girlfriend getting so messy in front of his viewers.
childe is a well-respected streamer, earning him so much loyal and sweet fans. he also treats them with such energy, giving back tidbits of what he can to show his appreciation. and, of course, how could he not do the same for his girlfriend? if not, in more ways than just spoiling her silly?
"look at you, so wet around my fingers. do you like showing off your pretty cunt in front of these people?" he whispered as he scissored his pointer and middle finger in and out of your slick hole, legs quivering between his arms as he hooked it up to prevent you from closing it.
"a-ah, please," you cried, lewdly, with your whole face radiating warmth after failing to tone down your voice.
"come on, princess. moan for me, yeah? you sound so cute when you do. they would all love it," your boyfriend beams at you then finally shoved his fingers inside your cunt and started to fluidly thrust to reach what you can't with your fingers.
"ah! too f-fast! slow down, please!" you begged, looking at the side to gaze at the dreamy but lust-dazed look on childe's face.
"isn't that what you want, princess? you've always liked it when i'm being a lil' rough on you. the way you'd scream out my name lets me know how you like it so i'm going to give it to you." and you felt how his pace increased, his fingers precisely hitting that little spot that had your toes curling in the air. you tried your best to never utter his name out loud, afraid to ruin his reputation yet the way he fucks you with his thick fingers made it difficult to do so.
"c-childe, please," you whimpered as quiet as you can on his ears, looking at him with pleading eyes. it was as if he knew what you wanted to say, smiling as he didn't faltered and continued to fuck you to your orgasm.
"it's okay, let it all out beautiful," he said before he started nipping at the expanse of your neck, causing you to do a quick jolt as your body was so sensitive as it already is. "want you to cream around these fingers. and if you do, i'm going to spoil you more and more. just as you deserve to."
he then adds his thumb to rub circles on your neglected clit, shooting arrows of electricity throughout your whole body as the new source of stimulation had you coming undone. with one final thrust, he felt your gummy walls clamped down on his fingers, pulsing so delicately as one final scream of his name had went out of your lips.
with your body slowly gets engulfed in the aftermath of pleasure, childe watches you tremble with a satisfied smile on his face. the sight of view so distracted in calming down from your high, with your eyes still closed had him hard and aching inside his pants.
"you did so good, princess. look at how much you came on me." if his words weren't enough to indicate how dirty this was, he scooped up some of your cum and lifts both his fingers and plays with it a little while you watch in embarrassment at how much white had coated two digits of childe's hand. "i want you to do the same thing to my cock, can you do that?"
the blinking red light had been long forgotten as he prepped you up to pull out his cock and finally had it settled between the lips of your still throbbing cunt.
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