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honey-milk-depresso · 3 months
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Hi, there! :D
First time ordering here so if it's not too much trouble I would like to request:
How the Diasomnia gang handles jealousy when they see that their crush (the prefect) is starting to gain suitors from other students? And what do they do about it?
Thank you, I really like your TWST Headcanons, bye👍✨🌼
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Diasomnia getting jealous of their crush getting suitors
Malleus Draconia
He doesn’t wanna be jealous, but he’s so sulky. His pointed ears visibly droop when you share with him about receiving a letter from a mysterious suitor about being “in love with you” when he’s right there-
Of course, he knows it’s silly to even get jealous, but he can’t help it. So he kinda just… don’t say it out loud, but there’s this intimidating aura around him when he sees the letter but he’s actually just grumpy and being a sulky baby it’s almost funny.
You might need to kiss his cheek or ruffle his hair to see his ears point up again and see his face return back to its soft, normal look he gives you.
Kind of like a lightbulb,
or a puppy- <3
Lilia Vanrouge
It’s really hard to tell if he’s jealous, and it’s hard for him to get jealous anyways.
If he’s actually really jealous, he would show very subtle, lighthearted signs of him being jealous of your suitor. So maybe he’s just envious.
He’ll float to you, playfully pouting while resting his chin on the top of your head and wrap his arms around you.
“S/o, hmmm… you like me more though, right?~” he muses, smiling playfully afterwards when he sees you blushing.
He actually trusts you a lot and knows that you like him this way than the suitors who give you the letters and is just messing around. <3
Silver
Silver blinks once. Twice. Then lets it deep in. Oh. Oh…
At first, he feels a little sulky, but he’s not overly expressive of his jealousy and just lets it happen. He thinks you probably like your suitor and then he gets a bit insecure about it. Love can bloom anywhere, Lilia told him, so maybe you’ll find love with that suitor.
God, no Silver, your crush loves yOU TOO DONT BE SAD PLEASEEENKAJDNF-
You have to tell him you really don’t like the suitor that way. When he looks back at you with a glimmer of hope he wants to quickly push down, kiss him back softly to rekindle that hope again. <3
Sebek Zigvolt
Sebek is… sceptical to say the least. He keeps asking so many questions about the suitor and the letter they sent to you.
“Where did you get it?” “Why is there no name on it??” “HUMAN, YOU MIGHT BE IN DANGER, THIS LETTER IS SUSPICIOUS-”
In actuality, he just wants to see every reason to NOT find the suitor because he got jealous and was kinda scared if you actually find him and fall in love. He truly believes Lilia’s “you can find love anywhere” and he genuinely hopes you don’t like the suitors because, well, helikesyoualotandhereallylikesyoumorthanheshould-
Please just kiss him- <3
Reblogs help! ^^
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simphornies · 2 months
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Vox with an overlord s/o hmngg. He’d get such an ego boost from having another overlord submit to him, especially if they’re close in power but also… he’d never admit it but he’d fucking love to get dommed SO hard
A/N: He's giving switch/service top honestly. Maybe a hint of power bottom. (definitely adding this to my lengthy headcanon list). Bonus points if you can guess who the first unnamed character is
Word count: 1.1k (1,152) Warnings: suggestive content, implied sex, dominant reader
Power Hungry - [ Vox x Overlord!Reader ]
“And stay out.” Your voice was stern, laced with anger. You glared at the mafia head that disrespected your meeting. “Your business is no longer needed with us, imp.”
He hissed, “Whatever bitch. Your loss. You’ll soon realize this decision of yours was a mistake.” He got up, dusting himself off as he glared at you. You glared at him back, your demon form on the verge of exploding out.
“Get out of my sight before I take your head. You better hope I never see you again because next time, I’m displaying your skull on my wall. And that’s a promise.” Your voice distorted as you pointed your angelic spear to his throat, cutting him slightly. He backed down, shaking slightly as he ran off. You pulled your spear aside and huffed. “The nerve of that little shit.”
Vox put his hand on your shoulder, the touch immediately calming you down. “I’ll keep eyes on him, make sure he doesn’t try to put a hit on you.” He beamed with pride at your display of power, “Come on, let’s go back in.”
Your spear vanished as well as your demon form, reverting back to your usual self. “I will squish him the next time I see him I swear to god!” You screamed. Vox held your waist, pulling you close as you two walked over to his office.
“If he’s in the area, I’ll make sure to get him up here for you babe.” He grinned at you.
You smiled at him, “You know exactly how to make me happy, Vox.” You gave him a quick peck on his lips.
“That was hot as fuck though.” He winked.
“Oh hush it! You say that every time you see me in my demon form. Remember when I almost killed you?” You laughed, “You faced a second death and what did you say?”
He laughed with you, “I think I said ‘Holy shit you’re hot.’ or something along those lines.”
“Insane. Threw me off guard and saved your life. Glad you said it though.”
The two of you entered his office. He sat on his chair and you sat on top of him with no hesitation. “You really gotta get me my own chair here.”
“Hmm…No. You have a seat right here.” He flirted to which you rolled your eyes.
“I guess that’s true.” You rest your head on his chest as you watch him tap away at his computer. “So what’s the agenda?”
“Nothing. That was the last one for the day and it looks like he already left.” He sent a message out to block any future business with him and you sent a message to Carmilla to make sure he can’t get any weapons from her either, completely blacklisting him from her company. She happily obliged considering you were a close friend of hers and helped her greatly during her rise in power.
“And I just blacklisted him from Carmilla’s company. That little shit isn’t getting any angelic weapons anytime soon.” You laughed.
“That’s my girl.” He smiled at you. You two share a passionate kiss before getting interrupted by Valentino slamming his door open.
“Vox! You won’t fucking believe wh-Oh! Am I interrupting something?” He grinned and leaned up against the doorway. “Can I stay and watch?” He winked.
You glare at him even though he probably couldn’t see your expression. You threw a stapler at him which Valentino dodged last minute. “Fuck off! We’re having a moment! Come back later!” He ran out, slamming the door behind him. “And no you can’t watch! Gross.”
“Oh the headaches you save me from.” He held you close to him, his arms wrapped around your waist.
“Anything for you, baby.” You grabbed his hand to kiss it, “I’ll kill for you, you just say the word.”
His ego was filled to the brim knowing he had you by his side, willing to do anything he asked of you with no hesitation. You and him were on par with each other in power but in terms of fighting, you had the advantage. You had more experience fighting considering you had to work hard and kill anyone in your way to become an overlord, even almost killing Vox when he met you. He came to save Valentino from getting killed because he tried to force you into becoming one of his girls. Your patience already ran thin so when he asked you more than 3 times, you nearly squashed him. Vox came to save him of course and your love blossomed from thereon out.
He loves watching your angry fits, even sitting back with some popcorn as you killed an entire gang of sharks that tried to force themselves on you once. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t intimidated by your power. You weren’t afraid of speaking up for yourself and you most certainly will do anything to have people listen to you. Any demon would be doomed to die if they ever looked down upon you for anything. There were times that he spoke back to you and he found it attractive whenever you’d assert yourself on him. He was as power hungry as you were. But if you were the power? He was starving. He craved you more when you showed power but he never wanted to admit it in the bedroom.
“You know I love it when you’re assertive. It’s so hot.” He whispered into your ear. Shivers went down your spine at his deep voice, triggering something inside of you.
“Yeah?” You turned, straddling him, “I bet you’d love it if I did that to you in private, hm?” You smiled, slightly grinding on the tent in his pants.
“Mmm. I don’t know, baby. Would I?” He smiled up at you, a teasing tone evident in his voice.
You kissed him, tongues intertwining and curling around each other. You were both out of breath by the time the two of you pulled away. He was about to get up to take you to his room but you stopped him. “No.” You said, your hand on his chest, “Stay. And lock the door while you’re at it.” You smirked at him. He nodded and with a flick of his finger, his door was locked. Before you two could get it on in his office, you both heard something behind the door.
“Fuck! You guys didn’t have to fucking lock it!” Valentino yelled, his voice muffled behind the door. The two of you laughed in response before averting your attention back to each other.
“Now. I think I have some…anger to let out.” You grabbed him by his collar and dragged him over to the couch, pushing him down on it. “And record this for yourself, baby.” You winked.
“Yes ma’am.”
He’d be lying if he wasn’t going to beg for you to dominate him more after that night.
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crossphine · 1 year
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❦ 𝙰 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚎 ❦
❧ Pairings: Cyno, Heizou, Tighnari x Reader (GN) [separate]
❧ Summary: A chain of circumstances leads to you two being extremely, awkwardly, close ⟶ headcanons and ficlets
❧ Contents: Forced proximity, pining, a lot of blushing, fluff, a little sprinkle of tension
❧ Word count: 2.8k
❧ Author's Note: You’ll have to excuse the terrible joke I came up with for Cyno’s part 😅 it’s on brand for him, though, so–
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Cyno’s reactions, I believe, would depend on a lot of things
If he doesn’t have feelings for you, I don’t think he would mind nor react :P — if he does, then at the very least he’d get red cheeks
On the other hand, if it happens while he’s busy with something important, he would ignore it on purpose — but if it just happens, and it’s the only thing he can focus on, then oh God
Poor guy
Cyno isn’t used to proximity of this kind so he doesn’t know what to do; where to keep his gaze or his hands
He makes sure he’s not crossing any boundaries
I wouldn’t put it past him to say a joke after a while to ease the tension
The desert at night was scarily cold and if someone wasn’t careful, they could spend the entire time shivering and even get sick afterwards, so whenever you traversed the miles of sand with Cyno, you made sure to bring two blankets with you.
That was what usually happened, at the very least.
This time around, you forgot one, and you noticed while Cyno looked for a suitable place to settle down for now, to rest for a moment. The trek had been long, arduous, and tiring, and continuing whilst exhausted would do neither of you any favors.
“There,” he announced as he pointed towards a small area underneath a steady-looking rock formation. You said nothing, following him in silence as you went over your words regarding the tiny mishap.
The two of you were close friends and, alright, you did develop somewhat of a little crush on him after seeing what he was like behind the serious and intimidating aura he carried with him wherever he went. In truth, Cyno was kind of a dork, amusingly passionate about a card game and with tenths of jokes at the ready.
That didn’t mean you liked seeing him angry, though, and you had no idea how he’d react to the news.
“Uh, Cyno?” you called once you were under the rock and he turned to you, a sign for you to continue. Running a hand through your hair, you sighed.
“I forgot one of the blankets…”
“Oh,” he said simply, “alright.”
Seemingly not fazed in the slightest, he sat down after kicking at the sand.
“You can have it,” he added and his words took you a second to process. You could–? Oh, no.
With a small noise of protest, you sat down next to him and handed him the blanket.
“No way! It was my mistake, it’s only fair you have it,” you tried to protest and even nudged him with the fluffy, folded material when he made it clear he had no intention of taking it. Instead, he sighed.
“I’m able to survive without–”
“Survive, sure, but it’s more comfortable with this, isn’t it?”
You were keenly aware of his nightly strolls around the desert and, of course, being accustomed to the drastic climates of the place, but so far, he had never rejected your blankets nor had he told you not to bring one for him.
Besides, the sight of him sitting snugly wrapped in a cocoon of nothing but warmth was always a welcome one.
“… Fine, but I can’t just leave you without something to cover yourself.” Cyno took the blanket from and began unfolding it. The words were out of your mouth before you could think about them.
“We could share.”
As surprised as you were with yourself, you were more shocked to see a reaction from him—his eyes widened ever so slightly and his hands stopped for just a second.
“If… I mean, it’s all the same to me. It’s up to you.”
Oh. Well, that was a better response than what you’d expected; he wasn’t averse to the situation, at least. How often would you get an opportunity like this? Usually you didn’t have the courage to stand too close to him in fear of souring his mood in some way.
“I don’t mind,” you smiled and after his nod, helped accommodate the blanket around the two of you. Given it was made for one person, you both had to scoot over until your arms were pressed against each other.
His skin was cold, and you assumed so was yours, but warmth was quickly spreading throughout your body; it probably wasn’t only because of the cover.
You couldn’t find it in yourself to fill the silence with your usual ramblings and although Cyno tended to stay silent, he would share some things with you sometimes—new cards, recent matches, general thoughts.
Turning to look at him out of curiosity, you saw him staring straight ahead, his lips pressed into a thin line. It was hard to tell whether it was a trick of the lack of light or not, but his cheeks seemed to be a darker shade than the rest of his skin; you didn’t dwell on that for long, your focus falling on how hard he was gripping his hands. It was like he was trying his best not to move or look anywhere else but forward.
“Cyno,” you said softly, “are you–”
Okay.
You’d wanted to ask if he was okay, if he was uncomfortable, but when he faced you, any eloquence left you completely, unable to form any words. You could feel his warm breath on your lips and you swore that, for a mere moment, his nose brushed yours.
Suddenly, you felt stiflingly hot and you coughed while turning away.
“Sorry.” You ignored how his voice was shaking and simply murmured an ‘it’s alright’.
The silence that followed was worse than before, heavier than the blanket surrounding your shoulders and as suffocating as the desert heat in the middle of the day.
It felt like an eternity had passed before Cyno cleared his throat.
“Do you want to hear a joke?”
In spite of the tangible tension, you smiled. “Sure.”
“Why does the Nilotpala Lotus live in better conditions than the Kalpalata Lotus?”
“I don’t know, why?”
“Because it has two lots under its name.”
“Because it has two– oh gods,” you ran a hand down your face, stifling a laugh. “That’s so bad…”
“You’re laughing, though,” he pointed out, all and any traces of tension gone from his tone. On the contrary, it sounded like he was smiling—this was probably a boost to his ego.
“I’m not!” you tried while chuckling. Frankly, a feeble attempt.
“Liar.”
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He will definitely take advantage of the situation
To tease you, of course
Like Cyno, he’ll continue to focus on his work if it’s present, but Heizou would take a couple of seconds to get on your nerves
Who says a detective can’t multitask?
The situation is bad already and this guy only makes it worse, for you
For Heizou to be the one flustered, you’d have to push very specific buttons
You were trying to be inconspicuous and so far, it was working.
Despite Heizou’s name having some weight, people would only spare you two a glance before going on about their day. It was better, anyway, given the criminal you were tailing after.
If everything went well, then you’d catch him in the act of picking up a suitcase at an agreed location. That was all it would take to get him behind bars.
It was running smoothly, perhaps too smoothly, which was why you didn’t think it was weird that the man stopped walking all of a sudden. You weren’t given time to even process anything when there was a firm grip on your wrist that, quite literally, yanked you away.
“Wh–”
Some shuffling later and the first thing you noticed was that it was slightly hard to breathe. You would’ve panicked or struggled if the sight of Heizou hadn’t been there.
“What are you doing?!” you whisper-yelled and then tried to move with little success. You looked around and finally realized that you couldn’t breathe properly because of the very narrow alley Heizou had pulled you in and the cheeky devil being literally pressed against you didn’t help.
“Shhh…” he replied and placed a hand on your waist to stop your wiggling, though his eyes were locked on the streets. “He was about to turn around and if he saw us…”
He trailed off, but he didn’t need to finish for you to understand that you would’ve been screwed. Of course he caught that before you.
“Alright…” you relented and settled down to wait.
Except you were getting increasingly warm and Heizou’s hand was like fire on your skin despite your clothes being in the way. You gulped, clenching and unclenching your fists so you didn’t lose your composure.
Okay. You could handle this.
When Heizou turned his head to look at you and smirked a second later, you realized that you wouldn’t be able to handle this.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” he whispered, the smirk not leaving his face. His smugness was very obvious in his voice, and even if it annoyed you, it also made you blush more—he noticed. “I didn’t mean to give you a fever.”
You clicked your tongue. “Shouldn’t you focus on something more important?”
“I am, but I have to say that red looks good on you,” he said, using his free hand to playfully poke your cheek. You sighed in exasperation; he always did this and it always worked, no matter how hard you tried to keep a poker face on you. He was charming, and he knew.
Revenge would be oh so delicious. To see red on his cheeks and see him spluttering. He had turned back to check on your target and you glanced to make sure the man was still within eyesight.
Gulping down your nerves and using the image of a flustered Heizou as a motivator, you hooked a finger around his choker and brought his face down. He didn’t even manage to get any words out as he just widened his eyes, without moving away. The tip of his nose touched yours for a split second and you felt his fingers twitch against your waist.
Standing on your tip-toes to meet the height his getamashi gave him, it took a second or two for his face to catch heat. You smiled at the speechless detective you had, almost literally, wrapped around your finger. The color brought out the green of his eyes and made his beauty marks more obvious; you tried not to think about how attractive he was.
“I think red looks better on you,” you whispered as you took a moment to commit this extremely rare sight to memory before turning away, for your own sake. You only managed to hear him trying to start a sentence.
“He’s moving! Let’s go,” you announced and got out of the alley with some difficulty, letting go of him on the way.
Heizou soon caught up to you and you hoped he wouldn’t try to retaliate now.
“We’re not done, by the way,” he murmured behind you and despite yourself, you grinned. Oh, sweet, sweet revenge; clearly he wasn’t used to someone responding to his teasing.
“Whatever you say, red cheeks.”
He chuckled and it wasn’t hard to imagine him shaking his head with a smile.
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Body reactions
Body. Reactions.
This man will not bring attention to the proximity, but his tail and ears are a dead giveaway
The twitching and swaying. THE TWITCHING AND SWAYING–
Tighnari seems annoyed, but that’s just his way of masking his embarrassment
Even once you’ve pulled apart, the memory will cause very slight flicks of his tail
“Tighnariiiiii.”
“...”
“Nariiii…”
“...”
“NA–”
“Shush, would you? I’m preparing your medicine.”
He only heard you whine, but he knew you were probably wiggling on the bed, too weak to try and get up; the rustling of the sheets told him as much. The mushroom you ate had done a number on you, reducing you to a rambling, delirious state. It was your first time making a mistake of that kind, and mistakes were inevitable, so Tighnari wasn’t exactly angry.
However, your behavior at the moment, drastically different to how you usually carried yourself, was somewhat exasperating (and a little amusing, but he didn’t allow that thought to linger).
“But I want huuugs…!”
“No, you don’t. That’s the poison speaking,” he said, although he knew it was a futile endeavor, and turned around with the concoction ready in his hands along with a spoon. Tighnari found you sprawled out on the bed, like you were taking up all the space possible on purpose. You were also looking at him with a pout and a frown; that only got a chuckle out of him.
“It’s not! I’m–”
“Shush. Open your mouth,” he interrupted again and fed you the medicine once you begrudgingly obeyed. He paid no mind to your greatly exaggerated grimace and put the mortar aside, and then watched you for a moment. It’d take a few minutes for it to work its way through your system and he had responsibilities to get back to, but he knew that leaving you here alone was only a recipe for disaster.
Hm. He could work on reviewing some material; he did bring his things with him, after all, and he could keep an eye on you that way. Stretching with a groan, he straightened up and was ready to head to a chair when you grabbed his wrist, keeping him rooted in place.
“Don’t go.” You were pouting again and Tighnari had to admit to himself that you looked… convincing.
“You need to rest,” he said, voice softer than before. You shook your head vehemently and tugged on his arm.
“I need hugs.”
He sighed.
“I’ll give you one lat–”
“Now!” And you pulled, throwing Tighnari off-balance and causing him to fall on top of you. Before he could even try to stand up, you wrapped an arm around his neck and another around his waist, efficiently trapping him.
With a groan, he made an attempt and your hold on him only tightened, pressing his body against yours even more. His face was basically buried in your chest and your scent of leaves and wood was invading his nostrils.
The medicine had already given you some of your strength back, apparently, and much to his chagrin.
“Let me go,” he demanded, his voice muffled by your clothes. 
“Mmmno,” you replied, sounding annoyingly satisfied with yourself. “I never get to hug you.”
“This is extremely uncomfortable and is hardly a hug.”
“I can see your tail wagging from here,” you chuckled and Tighnari groaned again, feeling his ears droop backwards out of embarrassment annoyance. Oh, so you were lucid enough for that, weren’t you?
He was tempted to resort to using his Vision to move your arms away, but then you began massaging his scalp, and the thought dissipated instantly. That… That felt good, it was relaxing and the way in which tension left his limbs was nearly tangible.
Only a few minutes.
“Next time,” he began as he turned his head to have his cheek pressed against you. He could hear your heartbeat better. Your hold loosened. “Next time just ask.”
“Mmmkay.”
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You rubbed your eyes as you woke up, disoriented and with no idea of where you were. Weren’t you in the forest for surveillance? You… You stopped for a moment to eat and everything after that was a blur.
“Good morning.”
Your head snapped to the source and found Tighnari working on something on a desk, his back to you. What was he doing here?
“Mor… Morning? Um… What happened to me? I can’t remember much.”
“Do you remember what you ate?” he asked instead and you moved a hand up to rub your forehead in an attempt to make your brain work better.
“I… I ate– Oh. Oh…”
Like a flood, memories came rushing in, from a ranger finding you to you pulling Tighnari down. Archons… Good Archons above. You forced Tighnari to cuddle with you.
“Tighnari,” you said and gulped down the lump of shame to continue. You saw his ears twitch in your direction. “I’m… I’m sorry. For, uh…”
You were unable to finish, but you didn’t miss how his tail moved, flicking upwards once before lightly swaying. Oh, gods, he was mad, wasn’t he? You weren’t sure whether not seeing his expression was a good thing or a bad one.
“It’s fine, you weren’t in the right state of mind.”
Sighing, you began playing and fiddling with your hands on your lap, trying not to think about how comfortable it’d been, despite the awkward circumstances. Not even when you heard him walk over did you look up.
“Like I said,” he ruffled your hair, “simply ask next time you need a hug.”
You buried your face in your hands with a groan.
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lovingonryles · 4 months
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winter wonderland
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wanted to pump out a little gift for y'all before christmas 🫡 also i DESPERATELY needed to write for my girl gwen ugh love her 🫶🏻 (i’m legally married to her in case you’re wondering)
pairing: gwen stacy x fem!reader
summary: headcanons for being gwen's girlfriend during winter <3
warnings: established relationship, cursing, implied girly/femme reader, reader is shorter than gwen, tooth-rotting fluff
word count: 687, should take about five and a half minutes to read
listen to: winter wonderland by beabadoobe
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i don’t imagine gwen being a cold weather girl
she would much rather prefer walking in the park with you over trudging through piles upon piles of snow
she definitely has soft hands (calloused from her drumsticks, but soft), so she hates winter because her hands get all dry and cracked
her cuticles also get really bad, girl’s hands look like this:
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but no need to worry, because her pretty girlfriend’s to the rescue!!
every day you SLATHER this girl’s hands in lotion and pluck her cuticles
you also paint her nails in her current favorite color and she does yours <3
even with hating winter, she has so many poofy jackets
they surprisingly look so good on her
whenever you see her in one, you always HAVE to go and give her a big bear hug because what else are you supposed to do?? she looks like a fucking marshmallow!!
when you say you’re cold, she always insists on giving you her jacket. of course you protest every time, but it never works
she of course wants her girl to be warm, but she always wants to see how dumb you look in the jacket (girl’s 5’8 and has muscles [you can’t convince me otherwise], of course you’re gonna look like an idiot in it)
she’ll take a picture and post it on her story and you’ll be like “ gwen noooo :((” and she’s all “oh, I’m sorry. can’t help that you’re smaller than me” 😭🫶🏻
sometimes you convince her to go out in the snow with you
it takes a while, but once she’s out there, she won’t go back inside
she is absolutely a BEAST at snowball fights
you’ll be hiding behind a tree holding your snowball, and she’ll come out of nowhere and hit you right in the face
you have to yell at her to stop at some point because it’s just snowball after snowball and you’re starting to get cold
you guys also make snowmen, i don’t make the rules
hers always look kind of demented tho
shit’s looking like this:
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“gwen, what the fuck is that 😭”
“that’s harold. what do you have against him?”
“he looks like he got thrown in a blender…”
“your face looks like it got thrown in a blender.”
“you’re so rude!! ☹️ you know what, at least mine looks better.”
christmas is the absolute best with her
you guys would have a tradition of giving each other the most ass gifts ever, like cat socks or shrek earrings
one year she legit gives you coal
the next you get her an empty pringles can, you get the process
sometimes she actually turns up and gets you something good that reminded her of you
one year she literally gave you this amazing dress
satin in your favorite color that came down to your knees with lace on the edges
“where’d you get the money for this?!”
“i have my ways.”
“i swear to god, if you spent all your money on this…” (she did)
needless to say, it’s your new favorite dress
she also loves baking with you, even though she‘s ass at it
you’re trying to make snowflake cookies and they end up looking like a fucking whale
also the dough’s super inconsistent because she poured almost the whole bag of flour in 😭
poor girl cannot follow instructions for the life of her (I don’t believe in consistency LMAOLMAO)
the cookies are so bad you almost gag trying to eat them but at least you spent quality time with your girlfriend!!
if there’s one thing she does know how to make tho, it’s hot chocolate
she has a killer recipe, but she refuses to give it to you
says it’s a family recipe that can absolutely NOT be shared
after a day of her kicking your ass with the snowballs, her hot chocolate’s the best thing to perk you up
your cold hands will graze each other’s as she hands you your mug <3
you’ll cuddle while the snow falls outside, her arm gently around your waist, tons of blankets over you two
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ieathumanorgans · 9 months
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Calling them your baby daddy as a joke headcanons!
warnings: slightly suggestive on gojo’s part other than that pure sfw/reader is gn poc
n: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
itadori, megumi, nobara, gojo + nanami’s reaction to the joke
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Itadori Yuuji
• poor boy is so confused he’s like a lost puppy trying to figure out what baby daddy meant until you explained it to him and he was..still confused. “You’re not having any children are you?” would definitely be a question he’d ask he’s too precious for these types of jokes god forbid you just hugged him and gave him kisses 💔💔
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Megumi Fushiguro
• oh trust me honey he knows what baby daddy means and would eye you so suspiciously until you tell him that it’s a joke “Oh, it’s a joke?” maybe he knows a little too much for his age (wtf toji)
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Nobara Kugisaki
• your first mistake was ever calling her baby daddy obviously she knows you are joking but still would press you about it, “Is it mines? Are you sure?” she would definitely go out her way to have a photo shoot with you and be like they’re carrying a little me gojo would be ctfu 😭
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Gojo Satoru
• this cocky motherfucker is gonna believe you when you come up to him rubbing your stomach etc. “Gojo, i’m carrying your baby..you’re my baby daddy..” oh. yeah you kinda fucked up “Are you coming up to me saying you’re pregnant because of how much I fucked you last night?” he would definitely lift his blindfold asking this question just to stare at you with his light blue orbs. you admit it was a joke to him and to which he smiled. now he’s taking you to your shared bedroom to bang you til the street lights come on. yeah he’s gonna be your baby daddy fr soon.
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Nanami Kento
• first off he thinks that gojo put you to this damn thing. “Have you been hanging around gojo more..?” and maybe gojo did up to you. you would purposely bloat your stomach out to make it look like a baby bump. nanami isn’t for it he just puts his head in his hands and shakes his head. mans can’t catch no break but he loves you nonetheless. would totally want to you stop hanging around gojo though aka mr. bad influence. after you admit to him it was a joke you gave him unlimited smooches for the entire day
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your-local-hoemie · 10 months
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ꕥ Genshin Impact ꕥ boyfriend headcanons, Inazuma edition~ part one.
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This is a two part one cuz there’s a lot of characters and my brain only lets me write so many in one go >_<
I’m currently in the process of preparing to move in the next few months and hopefully starting a mortician apprenticeship so I’m exciteeddddd
Summary: Just head-canons about the Inazuma hotties :p
Warnings: Fluff, swearing, maybe a tiny bit suggestive, Gn!Reader, established relationship, not proof-read.
Characters: Heizou, Kazuha, Thoma.
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Heizou~
Oh no. Suddenly I’m a criminal.
I sure hope no hot, flirty, pretty detectives come looking for me >:)
We all know how, um, Suggestive this man is.
He’s absolutely not subtle about his feelings towards you.
Always giving you little compliments followed by a wink.
He somehow manages to know exactly how to turn you into a giggling puddle within the first 20 minutes of hanging out.
Takes you on surprisingly? Very romantic dates!
His favourite is to bring you on a picnic under the Sakura’s or a quiet night with you both wrapped up in a blanket reading crime novels or cases he wants to share with you!
He doesn’t get jealous often.
Man has a EGO.
But on the rare occasion that he does, you can bet your ass that he’s going to be snarky as all fuck.
Not to you of course.
No no-
He’ll probably be overly clingy and flirty with you!
More than usual-
But the offending person will quickly get the idea that they’re on the receiving side of his wrath.
Might outright call them stupid hfkvjfod.
He’s into fishnets.
I’m sorry (I’m not) but he wears them too much for me to not believe this man would break the second he see’s you wearing them~
Also handcuffs ;)
I don’t think he’s the type to be overly protective of you.
Don’t get him wrong, he does worry!
He just know you’re capable of handling yourself in fights!
If you come back hurt, it’ll depend on the severity of how much he’ll worry.
If it’s just a few scrapes a bruises, he’ll likely patch you up while scolding you to be more careful!
“Man alive Y/N? *sigh* my occupation is ‘detective’ you know. Not doctor. Let’s try and keep it that way, hmm?”
But if it’s more serious then prepared to be babied hdhsjd
You won’t be allowed to do anything until he’s satisfied that you’ve recovered!
He’ll bring you the best food he can get his hands on in Inazuma along with cute plushies and will even work from your teapot instead of the office which makes him surprisingly more efficient-
If you ever get insecure about yourself then buckle up-
He’s prepared to give you his entire analysis on how he thinks you’re better than Celestia herself.
My guy has facts, evidence and probably a bulletin board to prove that to you!
He might be a little scared to say the special three words (aka “I love you”) at first but it doesn’t stay that way for long!
All it took was him seeing you, face first in a case file looking all disgruntled and frustrated with your nose scrunched up and his mouth spoke faster than what his brain could think.
He won’t say it all the time but he tells you at least once a day <333
He can’t bare the thought of you not knowing how much you mean to him, no matter how stubborn he is!
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Kazuha~
I think I’ve made it obvious in my previous posts how pretty I think this boy is.
Like??????? Hello?????
God he would cHERISH YOU!!!
Definitely a little awkward at first but I head-canon that he’s actually really flirty!
He’s just super good at keeping it subtle enough that no one else notices shdufufuejjrifkAAAAAA
When he first started getting feelings for you Beidou referred to him as a literal love sick puppy.
He’s often sit on the end of the Crux (idk what ship parts are called) and write poems and haikus while looking up at the stars and blushing violently while thinking about you.
He definitely didn’t escape the crew’s teasing whenever he’d follow you around and seemed more giggly than usual!
Beidou was actually the one who got kinda tired of watching him run in circles so she set ya’ll up on a date without telling either of you-
Definitely said some cute poem when confessing!
“Like captured water, You hold me in your cupped hands. I flow on your palm.”
Haikus are confusing man wtf.
He definitely isn’t one for being kept in one place but it’s impossible not to notice how much longer he seems to stay around you!
And when feels the time is right for travelling again, he’ll often ask you to accompany him!
He’ll always bring you back a souvenir if you’re too busy to go with him!
Always tells you how it reminds him of you too!
Like he’ll bring back a red/pink sea shell and explain how the colour reminds him of when you blush or laugh so much your cheeks turn red.
He is protective of you but not overly.
He’ll voice his concerns about any dangerous commissions or quests you take on but if you’re insistent then instead of stopping you, he’ll accompany you!
He’s such a sweet, quiet boy so it comes to a big surprise the first time he protects you.
Actually raises his voice and shouts for you to get to safety (like when he shouted for that one dude to stop hiding)
Obviously he apologises after and explains he just wanted you to move so you didn’t get hurt :(
Completely random but I head-canon that he’s close to Yoimiya and every year for your birthday, he’ll bring you to Inazuma and take you to a really beautiful spot then set off fireworks that he planned with her!
And if you don’t like fireworks then he’ll still take you to a beautiful spot with a picnic and just watch the sunset with you~
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Thoma~
Pretty boy, good boy.
House wife, even.
He doesn’t believe he deserves you :(
Reassure this boyo.
He fell head over heels from the very first moment!
Every time you talked he’d get so flustered and stutter on every other word hdjjddjd!
Ayaka obviously knew what was going on and you did as well!
The both of you made out a plan on how you would confess to him and when you did-
Oh boy-
He almost started crying ududieifjck
Hugged you so tight for like a solid 3 minutes!
Ever since then, he always picks a flower from the tea house where you both made it official and brings it home to you!!
He’s a good cook so you can bet your lucky ass that you’ll have breakfast in bed on his days off!!
He’d also help fix your clothes if they get ripped during fights!
Ayato would definitely find the situation amusing so don’t be surprised when thoma suddenly gets the day off~
He does get very easily flustered so pda would probably be kept to the minimum unless you want the poor boy melting into a blushing puddle.
He’s not overly protective of you but he does worry himself into a stupor!
Like he won’t stop you going out on commissions but the second he see’s a scratch or a bruise, it’s out with the first aid and a stern lesson on how to patch yourself up!
He’s even made a personal travel first aid bag for you!!
At night when you’re laying in bed, there’s absolutely nothing he loves more than telling you about his day or listen to your stories while you play with his hair!
You’ve both become somewhat unintentionally popular!
Not to mention the people who are just a tiiiiny bit jealous that you’re the lucky one and not them.
Which you totally don’t relish in, just a little~
He can’t help it!!
He just loves talking about you and how happy you make him! Obviously people are gonna talk about how cute y’all are :p
He’s banned you from playing the pot game.
No one really knows how but you managed to give everyone who played it a stomach ache for a solid week.
Boy also insisted on teaching you how to play chess!!
He totally hasn’t let you win a handful of times just because he couldn’t bare to see how sad you looked when you lost
he also just wanted the table to stay in one piece-
This man refuses to go to work or to bed without giving you a good morning or goodnight kiss!
He adores how cute you are when he reminds you that he loves you even if it’s in a simple gesture!!
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Ya’ll, I haven’t slept for three days and the hat man is starting to morph into cyno.
Yes I’m totally fine :3
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avelera · 2 years
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One reason I love and tend to put in my fics a headcanon that Hob is functionally immortal on his own now—that even if Death theoretically withdrew the favor he wouldn’t die OR she in fact never gave the ability to him the first place she just let Dream think she did—is because of how much it would blow Dream’s mind.
Dream is, honestly, a monarchist. He is a monarch so it makes sense. He believes people are born into a certain station and role and even if it’s painful he holds himself to that same standard as he does his subjects. (Also an understandable mindset to have when being born into a role makes you a king, but I digress.) He treats mortals as lesser, not always and there’s a lot of caveats, but he definitely thinks he has the measure of humanity and he’s not always impressed or apt to change his behavior at a mere human’s request. He’s an arrogant sonofabitch and it’s literally the plot of the show that his imprisonment and ordeal begin to soften this arrogance. This isn’t conjecture.
So I love the idea that Dream has Hob in this little mental box labeled “Normal Human (exception: can’t die)(exception to exception: unless we change our minds)” and that he treats Hob as he would a human who just happens to have one unusual trait. He doesn’t share information with Hob. He clearly thinks himself superior at the beginning of their encounters. This changes of course, otherwise I wouldn’t ship them.
But I am just utterly tickled by the idea of Dream being all, “Yes, I have feelings for this human but he is just a human, born that way and fated to die someday, unless the Endless or the gods or the fae intervene, so it was never meant to be or I’ve learned from experience it can only end in tragedy.” Only for Death to pop in and be like “Oh, no, Hob is actually immortal now. He did it on his own. He wasn’t born that way, he really did just decide not to die and it’s a funny old universe that he wanted it enough that it actually worked.”
Like, that would make Dream’s head explode. That someone could achieve godhood or a supernatural nature not by birthright or blood, but by just being INCREDIBLY DRIVEN to wanting one thing more than any other creature ever has, and that is to live. And it’s just a random dude from a rainy island in the Middle Ages who watched half his village die of the Black Death and decided that wouldn’t be him. Just. Phenomenal. It’s just a weird thing that happened that it worked, but it’s the sort of weird things that often happens in the Sandman world, Dream just can’t wrap his mind around Hob being someone who achieves specialness on his own.
Anyway, I’m rambling. I should clarify I do not think this is canon. This is just a bit of headcanon I like to put in fics I write that I think isn’t necessarily contradicted by the show (my comic refresh has not yet begun in earnest so maybe there’s something there idk). It’s just fun to stick it to a blood-right idealizing monarchist brooding old as balls Dream lord the idea he doesn’t have it all figured out.
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yorshie · 5 months
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Okokok but if there had to be a song that the Bayverse boys sang or just played for their S/O (either to serenade them or just to share something he thought was neat) - what would it be and why?
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Oh! Ok! I’m sorry I guess I thought way too hard on the first one lol. I get what you mean now!
(Yorshie used growl. Yorshie is confused. Yorshie hurt herself)
Snort. Let’s see let’s see~ (thinking outside the trash box) god there’s so much music. Oh my god where do I go~
Michelangelo - Hands Down by Dashboard Confessional. (If you’ve heard of this and are trying to block it out. I’m sorry. But! If you haven’t, I hope you’re ready to cry lol) but my reasoning is it’s a song about love, and it’s a song about two people existing outside the expectations of others. Also it’s super sweet and I can hear him singing while dancing with his S/O around the room. I think Mikey would really serenade his S/O with anything under the sun though. Turtle would try with Elmo’s World if it came on the tv, probably switch it up and make it “Mikey’s World” or something.
Donnie - Believe by Cher. OR OR OR take me home tonight by Eddie Money. Yes. I said that with a straight face. You can be mad. You can hate me it’s ok. Don’t think I haven’t forgotten that Dee is a major Dorkasaurous Rex. (Or would be be a Doyouthinkhesaurous?<- haha. Reference for the win) He would serenade the pants off his S/O with this song. He’d wait til everyone else was asleep and crank up his Lab’s speakers, that’s it new headcanon unlocked new music genre to associate Donnie with ok people we’re done here pack it up~
Leo - when I first got into the fandom, there was this one shot by memes-in-a-half-shell called “All I Wanted Was You” and I. Fell. So. Hard. For Leo over it. I cried over it. And now I can’t ever get him completely free from Hidden in the Sand by Tally Hall because of it. Everytime I hear it I just imagine Leo swaying his S/O in his arms, humming into their hair. Yeah. Imma go cry now. (Yorshie is confused. Yorshie hurt herself once again). Another one I could see is She Lit a Fire by Lord Huron. If his S/O’s not fem, he’d change the She accordingly I’m sure.
Raph - ooooo big red might be the hardest. Give me a moment~ ok. Whew. Gave it a little bit. Can I say Señorita or Mercy by Shawn Mendes? Cuz I feel like that’s about as soft music wise as Raph’s capable of. I feel like he falls more towards the “seduction not serenade” end of the music spectrum. Like. If this turtle starts playing music for his S/O or a song comes on and he looks over at them. Haha~ Nice knowing you hypothetical person. Good luck and all that.
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amazingmsme · 3 months
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i’ve become a little obsessed with your curtwen stuff do you have any more to share 🙏🙏🙏
Aww thank you, that’s so sweet! I honestly need to rewatch saf, it’s been too long since I’ve seen it! All this talk about them has made me really miss them I just wish they could’ve had a happy ending, but I guess that’s what fics are for
I can’t remember what all I’ve said, so I might repeat myself or contradict a previous headcanon, but that’s the way the cookie crumbles 🤷‍♀️
But I love the idea of Curt & Owen flirting via mock interrogations & they progressively get less realistic & more playful (& homoerotic) as time goes on & what we see at the beginning of the show definitely isn’t the first time tickling has found its way into this little game of theirs
They do the will they won’t they thing for probably way too long, but they wanted to be 100% positive they were picking up the vibes they thought they were
Ok but their first kiss was completely accidental. They were running away from someone together & they had to hide in a cramped space like a tight alley or a closet & they’re fumbling & shoving at each other & they turn their heads at the same time & next thing you know they’re fuckin’ smooching! They’re both so shy about it & can barely meet each other’s eyes & Owen just mumbles “not a bad kisser Mega” & Curt’s like “neither are you” & then they’re staring at each other blushing & all of a sudden they’re making out
Pretty sure they both found out each other was ticklish while on a job together since that’s when they spend the most time together. I think most people think Owen found out Curt was ticklish first, but just imagine with me, if you will:
Curt arrives to a job that Owen got to first, but shit hit the fan & he got caught & is being interrogated. It’s pretty early on, so he’s not too roughed up yet, & he can see Curt in the rafters & he’s both relieved & annoyed because he knows he’s gonna rub it in his face that he had to save him. Curt ends up sniping the baddies & hops down like his knight in shining armor & he goes to untie him, but Owen’s hands are tied behind the chair & his chest is tied to the back of the chair, the rope under his arms & around his ribs. So while he’s untying him, he’s squirming around & breathing a little weird & Curt’s like “quit moving so much or I’ll leave you here” & Owen snaps back “quit tickling then!” & he freezes up & Curt has the most gleeful, sinister look he’s ever seen
“What was that?” “Nothing” “no no, you said you’re ticklish?” “Really Curt, that’s what you’re taking away from all this? We need to leave!” “Why? I already killed everyone here, it’s just you & me” “Curt…” “why not have some fun?” “Mega I swear to God-“ & then Owen didn’t get another coherent sentence out for about half an hour
After that, Curt was a fucking menace & never let him live it down. He’d sneak up on him & launch a surprise tickle attack, he’ll constantly bring up how he “can’t believe” how ticklish he is, he’ll even mock his laugh & say how even his laugh sounds posh. Really, Owen had the patience of a saint & Curt really took it for granted
He bides his time, giving him a chance to back tf off with all the teasing, but one night when they’re sharing a hotel room (with only 1 bed mind you) Curt keeps tickling him & it’s really not funny because he just wants to sleep damnit! Cut it out, I mean it! & Curt goes to squeeze his hip again & all of a sudden he’s laying flat on his back with an angry, very smug Owen hovering over him & his life flashes before his eyes. He gives a nervous lil grin & tilts his head like “y-you got me, I’ll leave you alone now” & Owen’s like “oh no no no, you’ve been tormenting me for months, you’re not weaseling out of this that easy” & Curt really should learn to shut up because he doesn’t even think twice before saying “well what took you so long to snap?”
& now it’s Owen’s turn to give him an evil smile & cups his ear like “I’m sorry, what did you just say?” & Curt’s really struggling now, but Owen has him pinned pretty good & he’s sputtering out apology after apology saying how he’ll never tease him again lies & he’ll drop the whole thing. But Owen is smirking so much as he leans down & asks “Curt… now be honest… have you been doing all this hoping I’d get my revenge?” & Curt’s heart has never beat so fast in his entire life & he answers so quick he literally cuts him off by yelling “NO!” & then much cooler “no, why would I want that?” & Owen just hums “oh I don’t know, maybe because it would mean my hands would be all over you” & he waits for Curt to try to argue before striking. He miiiight have gone a bit overboard, but he had a lot of revenge to catch up on. & it’s not like he didn’t give Curt an out, he just refused to “break” to something as “stupid” as tickling, so it was really his fault. He swears his throat didn’t hurt after that brutal attack, but when they wake up the next morning his voice is shot & he can barely speak above a whisper. Of course now it’s Owen’s turn to never let him live it down. “I can’t believe you were giving me so much shit when you’re 10 times as bad as I am!”
I didn’t know this was just gonna turn into one one headcanon but I speak the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth no matter how long it is so help me God
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aceofwhump · 7 months
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I know that it’s not realistic to headcanon that all of my favs are ace especially when there is canon evidence that says otherwise but it’s not my fault that all my blorbos are actually ace so 🤷‍♀️
(I have only seen broadchurch s1 and s2, but spoilers for those, and TW for not entirely enthusiastic sex/internalized acephobia/Tess being Not Nice to Alec and also Alec being Not Nice to himself…)
Alec Hardy is ace and always has been. The thought of sex makes him mildly nauseous. He might not know precisely how to label how he feels but as gross as the deed makes him feel he really truly did love Tess romantically and he tried to make her happy and do what she seemed so enthusiastic to do (and he got Daisy out of it so he’ll never regret it), but his reluctance (“Can’t I just hold you instead?” Tess rolls her eyes and shifts away from him on the bed, brushing his hand away when he reaches for her) may have been a contributing factor to things falling apart.
He asks Becca because he’s so confused and he’s such a mess and people keep saying it will help (it never has) and if part of him is so disgusted with himself he thinks he’d deserve it anyway nobody needs to know…
Nonny! Oh my god! Now to preface, I tend to do the same and just headcanon all my favorite characters as ace because I'm ace and I can do what I want. BUT! I've headcanoned Alec Hardy as asexual since I first watched the show!!!! He's one of my favorite ace headcanoned characters!!!! Oh I'm thrilled to talk about this.
Alec Hardy is totally asexual!!! All of what you said. All of it. My headcanons incoming! So he has ZERO interest in sex and always had. He did it just to please Tess but would never initiate and after a while Tess got pissed off and annoyed at always having to be the one to initiate and believes he doesn't care about her since he doesn't initiate anything physical. That, coupled with Alec never being home because of work, was a major contributing factor to her cheating on him during Sandbrook. Alec never liking sex but yes like you said he got Daisy out of it so in the end he can't regret having sex with her (even though he didn't want to have sex).
After Daisy starts living with him she notices how little he dates and how disgusted he usually looks when anything sex related comes up that she asks him if he's asexual. He's never heard of that before and she shows him some websites and he finally finds the word for what feels.
Ahh god I love it! So many ideas!
Oh guess what! I've found a couple of fics with ace Hardy! Please enjoy!
It's not like love at first sight is an actual thing by thisisarandomuser Summary: A night out in the pub and a conversation with his daughter help Hardy to make sense of his sexuality.
Recalibrating by pulse_in_the_pages Summary: Alec Hardy didn’t understand what all the fuss was about sex. Or, four times Hardy didn't know he was asexual, and one time he did.
Admissions Aren't Easy by Asexual_Enjolras Summary: When forced into sharing yet another hotel room with just one double bed - once again - for a new case, DI Alec Hardy and DS Ellie Miller soon discover that their relationship is a lot more developed than what it was the first time this mess-up happened at a reception desk. While settling into their new room, Alec reminisces about the hotel, having stayed their with his ex-wife in the past. In their discussion, Alec finds himself admitting that he is - in fact - an asexual man. Ellie tries to comfort him as all of his truths begin to spill out, and then they find their feelings for one another also beginning to come to light.
italicized oh for the realizations by strawberryopals Summary: Daisy Hardy talks to her dad, and they both realize something about him.
Our experiences have shaped us by brokenlycan Summary: Alec had been very stressed lately so the two of them decide to surprise him with something to help him relax. But it backfires.
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outivv · 2 years
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Hey hey hey!! May I please request secret relationship hcs with Kazuha and Ayato? Or just Ayato is okay :))
Sorry if reqs are closed or I broke a rule dlekwk Im prone to miss reading, so please don't hesitate to ignore this if something is off
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Thank you!!
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Synopsis: secret relationship! :O
Warnings: not proofread
Game/ fandom: genshin impact
Characters: ayato, and kazuha
Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned
A/n: hello hello! You’re so sweet omg- and don’t worry you didn’t break any kind of rule! Though, I do apologize since this is rather late, either way I hope you enjoy! Have a great rest of your day! <3
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— ayato —
I genuinely think ayato would be very in favor of keeping your relationship a secret, at least for a little while. He knows being in the public eye can be… overwhelming for many, himself included, and he wouldn’t dare push that onto you. He just wants… everything in its place for lack of a better term, before you announce you’re dating.
Though despite the fact he literally suggested you keep your relationship a secret… he’ll openly flirt, and tease with you in public. All the time. I’m front of people. Important people. And then also thoma and ayaka, but they don’t care (ayaka will 100% tease her brother though!)
Definitely has thought to himself “don’t hold their hand, the leader of the kujou clan is right there. Don’t do it.” Because I do believe ayato has his… clingy moments. Listen he just wants to love, and he often times shows that live through small gestures like holding your hand. If he does hold your hand out of habit though, he’ll play it off as nothing, a… friendly gesture if you will.
So much affection in private, oh my god. Imagine this, you come home late at night after a long day of meetings and surprisingly ayato is finished with his work, waiting for you in your shared room reading a book. Instantly he will pull you under the covers with him and just… lay there. You won’t move for a while unfortunately.
Likes having your presence just..: near him. At all times. It he can’t kiss you on your boba date (which looks like a simple, friendly outing to many) then he’ll have you near him at least throughout the rest of your day.
— kazuha —
Kazuha doesn’t… get it… really. Why do you want to hide your relationship? I mean yes it’s nice having this sorta “secret” between the two of you… alright. He’ll agree.
He honestly has a very easy time with this. He’s not a huge fan of pda, opting for mostly a kiss on the cheek, the back of your hand, or just holding your hand (if you were open about your relationship that is), so he’s just kinda… hanging out.
I like to headcanon that a lot of people like kazuha. He’s an attractive guy, and is easy to get along with, so many people either casually strike up conversation with him, which could lead to flirting depending on the person. He has almost said “oh this is my s/o” every time.
Writes you into a lot of his poems, and when he publishes them everyone’s like “yo??? Who’s this beautiful person the author is talking about???” Obviously it’s you. It’s a silent way for kazuha to say publicly that he loves you without anyone knowing.
Talks about you to his closest friends. They’re the only ones that know, and they’re sworn to secrecy, and they don’t ever stop hearing about you. KAZUHA HAS TO SHOW HIS LOVE SOMEHOW OKAY LET THE MAN HAVE THIS.
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wisteriagoesvroom · 1 month
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oh aso same anon that just word vomited in your asks. card shark max YES dealer georgie YES yes yes YES everything about that is so immensely good max just smirking and flirting with billionaires and god he really should be wearing a tie but he’s not and george can’t bring himself to complain
GAX ANONS GET A ROOM (AND BRING ME W U) OK
max should be wearing a tie… stop headcanoning things that are so delicious…. like don’t stop…. but really now….
what if. their shirts rumpled and max smells like cigars and velvet, them crashing against expensive furniture while they make out… george saying “screw the fucking potted plant i’ll have that replaced by tomorrow” and max just laughs in his mouth… max on his knees on the carpet talking smack about how “i can’t believe you it took you so long to catch on, i was trying to get your attention you know”… george going red and angry because he’s like “obviously i knew but i was waiting for you to slip up first”. max unbuckling george’s belt and shaking his head because “that’s your problem george. i never slip up”.
the city lights up beneath them, winking and teasing and full of promise. a whole city of torrid secrets outside to match the whisper that’s been building between them all this time. they could be anyone really, just two avatars with false identities and fake names. but they’ve chosen to share real ones.
they know nothing about each other. except george understands all of max’s tells by now, the way he shifts his shoulders before a feint, max’s drink orders - always a martini with something unexpected in it. and max understands that finding errant data in known patterns and fixing it is something george lives off of, breathes like air… so max takes his twisted game a little far because it’s been so long since someone truly challenged him that way and understood him at that level.
and this is a game too, the one between them, the cat and a mouse. maybe george could finally be winning at this one. he can bring information about max back to toto, limping with it between his teeth. he has him here.
except the city’s twinkling outside. it’s probably beautiful but george doesn’t really absorb any of it. maybe he’s been in the game too long now. because all he sees is max’s blue eyes, all supplicating, peering up in the half dark. terror strikes at the core of him, because this could be awful, and even worse, it could even close to real…
ANYWAY IDK WHERE ALL THAT CAME FROM BUT HERE’S WONDERWALL!!!!!! Y’ALL ARE CRAZY BUT SIKE IM CRAZY TOO!
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moonlightkitkat · 3 months
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I’m just imagining the Destiny trio going to Camp Half Blood and all of the gods INSTANTLY fighting over who gets to “claim” who. Because these three kids have SO MUCH glory already. So here’s my headcanons of who’s fighting over who and why.
Sora:
Poseidon: I think it’s clear that this one’s mine! He turns into a dolphin boy after all!
Morpheus: not so fast.
Poseidon: Are you really going to try and take him from me?
Morpheus: he has clear ties to the dreaming realm, which means I do have some claim to him.
Poseidon: he turns into a /merman/.
Morpheus: which is nice. But can he travel to different worlds in his fish form?
Poseidon: DOLPHIN.
Morpheus: uh huh.
Hypnos: he did sleep for an entire year-
Morpheus: he did! Once!! You know what he’s done several times? DREAM ENTIRE WORLDS AND VISIT OTHER PEOPLE’S DREAMS.
Aphrodite: He also has ties to people’s hearts, therefore he should be mine 💕
Poseidon: nuh uh.
Aphrodite: plus have you seen the love triangle? His love for his friends is his entire motivation, and he uses the bonds of love for his friends to create entire pathways to new worlds! He’s mine 🥰
Morpheus: I’ll share him. He has ties through dreams AND his heart.
Aphrodite: oh? And what’s it called when he goes into thsi dream world?
Morpheus: ….
Aphrodite: go on. Say it.
Morpheus: Dive to the Heart…
Aphrodite: see!
Morpheus: …
Morpheus: *claims him anyways*
Riku:
Aphrodite: mine :)
Eris: I believe im more suited for him.
Aphrodite: mine :)
Eris: he had conflicts with his friend and was even willing to kill him.
Ares: murder? 👀
Eris: he didn’t start a war.
Ares: questionable
Eris: how so?
Ares: he lead an army of heartless to ravage the worlds
Eris: that was his mentor
Ares: Ah! But he was given control over them! Making him a general.
Eris: still not a war.
Ares: he was violent
Eris: He had /conflicts/
Aphrodite: and those conflict’s source was his love for his partners :)
Eris: they aren’t dating
Aphrodite: they will :)
Ares: *backs down out of respect for his love cause clearly Eris isn’t gonna win*.
Kairi:
Apollo: MINE.
Persephone: NUH UH. BACK OFF.
Apollo: She’s literally made of pure light she’s MINE.
Iris: In that case she’s mines
Apollo: eXCUSE ME??
Persephone: you’re excused 🙃
Apollo: Go to Tartarus
Persephone: ?
Apollo: yeah yeah can’t use that phrase with you. She’s still mine.
Iris: is she made of sunshine? No. She’s made of ✨light✨, which is MY department.
Apollo: you’re the goddess of rainbows-
Iris: which is the entire spectrum of light!!
Persephone: she has flower motifs!! And has died several times! That’s MY domain!
Apollo: You’re claiming her because she has FLOWERS on her sword?
Kairi: keyblade-
Apollo: DONT interrupt me kid the gods are talking.
Iris: look! You’re ALREADY neglecting and avoiding her!
Persephone: you’re out of the race
Iris: agreed. Now Persephone shall we split custody?
Persephone: I’m already split between seasons and realms I’m not splitting my share of the Princess child.
Iris: Ah. We do this the hard way then.
Aether: if we speak of light, my chances far outshine yours little goddess.
Iris:… well she had those interactions with that girl Olette-
Persephone: you aren’t the goddess of gays just because they adopted your symbol
Iris: *pitifully joins Apollo*
Aether: so as a child of light-
Persephone: she’s died over and over again. Back off :)
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dowagersqueen · 1 year
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Young!Alicent and Aegon being inseparable, Alicent reading her favourite books with him and Aegon helping her stop selfharming by holding her hands all the time, Alicent helping him stop drinking and talk to him about his worries and issues, Aegon not being able to let go of her
Young!Alicent and Helaena pranking people, getting into trouble and running around giggeling - much needed girl fun and I also headcanon that Alicent actually LOVES insects but her father forbade her to play with then
Young!Alicent and Aemond sitting quietly by the fireplace and braid each others hair, her watching him compete with Criston and cheering on, Aemond being proud of hinself, showing her how to swing a sword, lots of hugs
Young!Alicent and Daeron lying in the grass and watching clouds, pointing out what each cloud looks like, visiting the sept and Alicent talking about her mother and brothers
Otto not being able to look at her and all of her children standing behind her and giving him the evil eye
oh these are so nice!!
i just know that once aegon gets a taste of this much softer alicent and her validation / attention, there’s no way he’s not holding onto that. i doubt it’d be a healthy dynamic because i feel like aegon might be long gone by that point, but i think it’d be an interesting dynamic. 
why do i feel like it’s helaena who has a hidden mischievious side and prompts alicent to her little pranks? because alicent “what will the septa say” hightower would be aghast at pranking the lords and ladies at the court until she learns how fun it is. 
also the image of alicent braiding aemond’s hair is such a soft one. he really enjoys it when his mother does it even if he doesn’t want people to know. i can also totally see alicent in one of her blue dresses with her hair down cheering aemond on from the sideline. aemond manages to outsmart criston in their swordplay once and alicent is right there to clap for him. 
and gods!!!!!! alicent and daeron sharing a quiet moment at the sept!!!!!!! talking about their family and family history!!!!!!!! daeron looks at her and he can’t quite believe that this is their mother. and she is but she isn’t at the same time. he reckons a lot has happened that she got from point A to point B changing quiet a bit
maybe the children would see young alicent as more openly obeying otto vs their mother who has changed a bit in that regard (like after the canon “our hearts were never one” speech, though it’s interesting how even then, when going to helaena, alicent still says “father” as otto ignores her and leaves)
but the kids knowing otto they’d definitely be weary of him. at least aegon and aemond would. they’re just much closer to alicent
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giggly-squiggily · 10 months
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Here’s some silly HCS about Nozel, you can answer them privately or post them >:)
OBVIOUSLY bro’s spot is his hips.
His second worst spot is his tied btwn shoulders and lower back.
His ribs and stomach are giggle spots. Get him here and he’s covering himself and batting your hands away.
When fuego gets “mad” at him, he sits on his butt and just squeezes the everliving daylights out of his lower sides, hips and shoulders.
Definitely a BIG squirmer.
Like he will jolt like he’s being tazed before laughing.
His laugh is so restrained at first. I’m talking grit teeth, little giggles seeping out.
Buuuuuut once the person tickling him finds his hips, he just can’t hold it in anymore :(
BOISTEROUSSSSS
He full on belly laughs and it’s so beautiful I can’t even-
HE DOES- HE- HE- HE DOES THE THING WHERE HE TAKES RLLY DEEP BREATHS IN BTWN HIS LAUGHTER AND ITS KINDA CROAKY
This duck believes this man is no squealer, and he is “a man” about his laughter. (If he’s gonna be forced to laugh, he’s gonna at least sound manly.)
I also think that he’s only ticklish if he’s tickled by people he trusts.
So like when Rill decided to be a silly goose at the captain’s meeting and try to tickle all of the captains, (DONT GET ME ON A TANGENT ABOUT VANGEANCE’S TICKLISH NECK AND EARS) Nozel doesn’t even blink when it’s his turn. (He’ll never admit that watching Fuego slowly lose his composure warmed his heart- anyways.)
BUT if Fuego, Yami or William were to try and get him. Oh no he’s gone. He’s gone with the wind.
I HAVE A HEART FULL OF LOVE AND A HEAD FULL OF DUMB FOR THIS MAN.
*sobs* DUCKY I ADORE YOU AHHH! 😭🥰😭🥰😭🥰😭🥰😭 (I encourage thee- if desired yell about those William headcanons) If I may- I shall add to your collection of HCs:
The backs of his knees are as bad as his shoulders and hips. No one really knows this except Fuegoleon and he doesn’t go for it often cause last time he did he got a heel to the face.
Far too sassy for his own good; he speaks before he thinks and it leads to him getting wrecked by Fuego and Yami (and by extension, William, Mereoleona and Dorothy; y'all can't tell me she doesn’t tease him with tickles- she called him a softie to his face wjsnnwnsnwns)
When they were kids Fuego and Mereo would ambush him a lot. Even as a baby he was far too serious. Most of the time though it was a case of Fuego running for the hills and using Nozel as a shield/sacrifice to Mereo’s antics. (Some say he still does it to this day ~( -3-)~)
When Yami found out- OOH when Yami found out y’all…
Bored in a meeting and sitting beside Nozel? Yami likes to randomly start poking him in the ribs and waist- never quite going for his hips but getting CLOSE. Fuegoleon- usually on the other side of Nozel- joins in and together they drive the grumpy bird insane. Lots of muffled curses and barely restrained twitches; the rest of the captains can see it but keep to themselves in barely restrained laughter. Smiles all across the table- some more hidden than others.
The idea of Rill tickling him and Nozel just turning slowly to look at him with a 🤨 expression- only for Jack to be all: “No no- go HERE!” Before squeezing the hell out of Nozel’s hip earning a hilarious noise is LIFE HELP! (Also him getting soft over Fuego makes me melt AHH!)
He’ll deny he’s ticklish even after that. He’s all: “I’m not ticklish, I just have a…unbearable weakness.” While all flustered and annoyed, threatening to melt the next person who dares call him cute (Yami almost lost the top of his head- lols worth it)
I love the idea of him only being ticklish around those he trusts- word gets out and everyone who makes him laugh is just: “YOU LOVE US!” And he’s all: “Shush.” While flustered hansnnwnsnwnsns You already KNOW Yami’s never letting him live that down hwhsjwjsnwnsnwnns 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for sharing these were everything I needed in my life plus some oh my god wjsjwjsjwksjkwmsms 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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unohanabbygirl · 3 months
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If we are talking vampire AUs for hotd/f&b then allow me to share my own headcanon. I always envision vampirism only being passed down through childbirth through a Valyrian mother. This is extremely spicy because it means that all of Rhaenyra’s children are vampires while Alicent’s are just normal blonde children. Women like Aemma and Jocelyn also need to marry Valyrian men elsewise the magic in the blood would be too weak to produce vampire children. While this lends Rhaenyra more legitimacy, lords who are strict followers of the Seven are more preferring of the targtowers. They want Targaryens and dragon riders, but without the vampirism. I just love this idea because it would mess so badly with Aemond’s sense of superiority. He would be so resentful of Alicent for not making him a true Targaryen, but also he would still be brainwashed into partially thinking vampires are a sin against the Seven and the gods want the Hightowers to cleanse the Valyrian blood of it. On the other hand, there’s no possible way that Rhaenyra’s boys aren’t confident in their own skin. No one would dare utter bastard rumors when they legit are snackin on people for three square meals a day. Vamp!Luke and Human!Aemond is something we need.
Vampirism only being passed down from a Valyrian mother is genius. It makes a lot of sense for a verity of reasons considering the instances of stillborn Targ children having various dragon like treats which leads us to believe there’s a connection between Valyrian magic and the growth of a child in the womb. It lowkey gives me twilight vibes in this scenario considering vampiric children (in this case halfbloods) needing to feed on their mothers to ensure survival along with them having the strength to break ribs! In order to survive carrying a Valyrian/vampire child the mother needs to be one herself. Hence the Targtower kids being normal everyday children with silver hair.
I also like the idea of women needing to marry other Targ men as to not weaken it as you said, but also so the magic within them isn’t too widespread. You know? Can’t have every house out here claiming that shit too, that’s when things get messy. However, houses who are dedicated to the fate think vampirism is much too evil. Something that will eventually bring about ruin and lead to a sort of armageddon if you will.
This fucks with Aemond bad! His dedication to the faith and belief that those who are true Valyrian’s/ closer to old Valyria carry this vampiric treat are constantly fighting against one another. On one hand he begins to see the truth in his Hightower side telling him he and his siblings are superior because they’re true dragon riders without all the demonic filth muddling their blood but on the other he cracks open one of those old Valyrian lore books and sees the ultimate celebration of Vampires. The celebrations and coming of age rituals those who’ve inherited Vampirism are gifted that he nor his siblings have ever been allowed to have by both his mother AND because it would be seen as disrespectful to the culture as a whole.
For this AU I imagine Luke taking Aemond’s eye actually being a situation that nearly killed him. Perhaps these vampires don’t only drink blood but eat flesh as well. Very ghoul like (Tokyo Ghoul anyone?)
Imagine, the twins throw the first punch after Aemond claims Vhagar and draw blood almost immediately which in turns sets the Velaryon boys off. The girls can hold back Jace but don’t have the man power to keep little Lucerys back from taking a chunk out of his uncle…boom no eye. The fact that Luke not only blinded him but ATE some of his flesh and blood too? Oh the obsession is 10x worse.
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