#oh god please

[vampzyke]

#oh god please #please let him be wrapped in the finest of silks with the cutest bow and be placed gently under my christmas tree #please. #sam winchester

[eddiessluttywaist]

thinking about contractor eddie 😵‍💫 thinking about hot sweaty roofer eddie working on my house 😵‍💫 thinking about him absolutely railing me 😵‍💫

#eddie munson #eddiessluttywaist #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson imagine #oh god please #i need it #should i write it? #eddie x fem!reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson stranger things

[miss-tribbiani]

As a Christmas present please get a divorce 🙏❤️💋🎅

#how is he so fine #aaron taylor johnson #oh god please #divorce babe divorce #I will never get over this man #tangerine #bullet train

[finnmash]

took me a sec to find you again but I would like to say I very much agree with your casting of landot as doomed lovers, to the point I dusted off an old angsty oneshot to show the world as evidence XD. (https://archiveofourown.org/works/54725956 if you wanna read it...)

im gonna cry i just read the whole thing oh my god

grabbing a rope right now

#mashle #landot #IM GONNA START SOBBING. #please tumblr anon i am sorry i will repent. #I ACTUALLY STARTED CRYING I HAD TO WALK AROUND MY ROOM #“i need you” STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP #oh god please #please #im gonna cry.

[thebugthatlivesinyourbed]

When it’s raining hard outside and the only thing you can think of is this man

#wendell and wild #wendell & wild #buffalo belzer #hes so hot #am i on crack #it’s raining #hard out here #oh god please #I need to make a praise shrine of this man

[impala-dreamer]

Okay, but hear me out on how wonderful this fantasy sounds... a full eight hours of uninterrupted sleep where you wake up feeling refreshed.

#oh god please

[wearerandomlyyours]

Okay we've all seen the fics of Ethan Hunt being Pete Mitchell's twin brother, but where's my fic of Maverick introducing his twin to the 86ers and its motherfucking STACEE JAXX.

#top gun #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #rock of ages #stacee jaxx #oh god please #i want to read ice's reaction SO BAD

[princeelovee]

you’re sleeping on insect girls! sleep with us instead!

i’ll hold you gently in long raptorial forearms meant to hold prey as my mouthparts designed to tear them apart touch against your mouth! the best kind of kisses are the ones that feel strange at first! ever had a proboscis down your throat, gently playing with your vocal cords? now’s your chance!

speaking of strange, you’ve probably never had eggs in you before. don’t worry, they’ll just dissolve, but humans always love the sensation of the bulge traveling down my ovipositor before lying in you- and i have so many to lay! i might even have to breed your throat full of them as well!

no, it won’t hurt! my venom has a anesthetic effect and i’ll be sure to cover your thighs and throat in so many tiny bites to make sure you can fit me in all the way! it’s also a sedative, so don’t bother squirming - i need my breeding toy to hold still, after all, so i don’t get hurt! if you fight back too much i will just tranquilize you and you’ll wake up nice and full, keeping my ovipositor warm as i lay dozens more in you…

omg you're so right hnbgfd fill me with eggs please n if I struggle or say it's too much jus tranquilize me god this got me soso drippy hnn

#asks #oh god please

[l0ganberry]

Last one but.....

Oop-

#Are we gonna get some angst about Jax already? #oh god please #please please please #please i'm begging #I want to see him suffer #i want him to have conflicts and be self conscious #please!! #please!!! #anyways #rambles #the amazing digital circus #jax tadc #the amazing digital circus jax

[miss-tribbiani]

Today is my bday and im still waiting to see aaron taylor johnson,andrew gardfield, charlie cox,ben barnes,tom hiddleston and or brett goldstein wearing a pink bow inside a huge box???

#hello???? #21 years aliveee #but seriously #bridgerton #henry cavill #how is he so fine #aaron taylor johnson #tom hiddleston #birthday #oh god please

[plainbrain]

Gotta make Sure I drink enough water, so I don't Run Out of tears to cry!

#Im so ready for some good news #oh god please

[corrodedseraphine]

I got an opportunity to have a traineeship in the revenue and I have an interview on Monday, I am soooo stressed, I really want this position 😭

#wish me luck #i am biting my nails #oh god please

[fourtytwo42]

anyone else read or watch something wholesome and just

#fanfiction #all the feels #wholsesome #oh god my heart #oh god please

[muffytheslime]

Please please please please IsnfnenxnsJDNEJSNDNWKSJSKKKMDMDNENSNNDNCND CIFJDJNDJSNSMSMSMMSM STAIN COME BACK BABY KISS KISS KISS I HAVE ALL MIGHT THEMED BREAKFAST CEREAL PLEASE I MISS YOU IM LOSING MY MIND

#bnha #chizome akaguro #mha #my hero academia #boku no academia #boku no hero academia #hero killer #stain #stain mha #please i miss them #oh god please #i miss him #he was done so dirty #afo is a bitch