#oh god that skeleton

[0bir]

Can We Start Over?

#orbit fear #splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run #goldie salmonid #horrorboros #oh my GOD this took 30 hours #and actual tears idk why i cried so much making this #anyways the suffering is finally over yay yippeeeeeee #my hands can rest at last #that damn fish skeleton actually put me on the brink of insanity #i am never painting gold again thanks to it #xwx'''''

[shailion]

Do you think aliens would get freaked out when we crack our joints?

*human stands up after too long spent hunched over the computer, all joints cracking*

*alien coworker whose only experience with human anatomy comes from movies where crack = broken bone*

#what the fuck what the fuck the new guy just disintegrated his skeleton oh gods whatdoido #humans are space orcs #hfy

[wasyago]

every second you're not running he's only getting closer

#horse skeletons make no sence oh MY god #still tho im very proud with how it turned out #new life smp #smallishbeans #my art #yago but better

[tylerssblurry]

ITS STARTING

#twenty one pilots #tyler joseph #skeleton clique #tøp #blurryface #clique #scaled and icy #clique art #josh dun #top clique #guys not to be alarming but what the fuck #top7 #tøp7 #clikkie #it’s happening #oh my god

[sweetest-honeybee]

He’s so he’s so he’s S O 💛💛💛💛

#the lil animation of him hugging the skeleton oh my god….living in my head rent free #the lil extra nuzzle and everything I’m gonna fucking perish #my art #xisumavoid #xisuma #hermitcraft

[chicoryblue]

He sticks out like a sore, decaying thumb, light swimming through him in dappled leaf and bottle greens. His skin, always slightly damp, has an unnatural give to it. It just feels like you could push your claws all the way in. But you resist the urge, only halfway mollified by his chuckled assurance that it's fine, really, he's just a bit transparent, that's all - he was always bad at hiding his emotions, anyway.

Edit: Got struck by inspo, so here’s Wishbone in all his ‘a bully turned my hat around and pushed me glory’

#will i ever settle on a writing style for the bios? #probably not #my cursed sad scrawny goo boy #oh god hes like congealed sprite with a skeleton floating in it #it just hit me like i knew the color was reminding me of something #also #the rats name is buck btw #art #my art #chicorydraws #FR #flight rising #fr dragon share #fr mirror #my dragons

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hey, you remember all those vague asks about someone angrily writing a Sans x Barnaby fanfic?

Yeah, well, I did it.

I'm working on the rest of the fic, gonna have at least 10 chapters with a bunch of lore sprinkled in between, but here, have this snippet for now:

All was peaceful in Home, as it always was. That's what Barnaby loved most about it. Everyone was friendly, playful, always willing to listen to his jokes (even if some of them were bad, and he got a tomato or two thrown at him in response.) He especially enjoyed spending time with Wally and Howdy, always willing to teach Wally a new joke or two, before using those new jokes in Howdy's Bugdega.

This particular afternoon, however, Barnaby was lazily lounging under a shady tree. Howdy was busy with some new stock in the shop, and Wally was playing a new complex game with an excitable Julie and a reluctant Frank. As for the others, Eddie was busy delivering mail, and Poppy was helping Sally with a new playscript. So, here Barnaby was, alone and letting out a loud yawn while coming up with some new comedy acts.

“Hm… maybe an airplane joke? Nah, nah, I've already made plenty of those. Something about bones? That could work, but how would I include the topic into an act…?” He mumbled to himself, putting a paw up to his chin in thought.

Then he felt the ground under him… shift.

Sink.

Slowly sinking deeper beneath him.

“What the..?” Barnaby looked down, confused as to why the grass seemed to be growing higher around him.

The sinking began to grow faster now, panicking the big beagle.

“W-Woah, woah, what's going on?!” Barnaby tried to scramble off the ground, but before he could, the grassy ground fell under him all at once. He yelped as he fell beneath the tree's roots, falling down a tight twisted tunnel. Barnaby reached his arms out, in the hopes of latching onto a stray root to climb his way out, but to no avail. He let out a grunt as his head harshly hit a rock on the way down, and his vision went black.

Barnaby didn’t know how long he was out for. However, he did know that, instead of waking up at the bottom of a dirt tunnel like he expected, he woke up in… a snowy forest?

“Ugh…” Barnaby groaned, wincing as he slowly sat up, rubbing the back of his head. With another wounded groan, he looked around in his new environment. The sky seemed to be replaced with a rocky roof, indicating that he was still underground, but… that doesn't explain the evergreen trees or the snow that seemingly fell from nowhere.

“… the hell..?” He mumbled, confused and unsure what to do.

“Hey, buddy.”

Barnaby stiffened at the sudden voice, turning around slowly. There stood a… a skeleton?

“I think you dropped this.” The skeleton spoke in a lazy voice, wearing a blue hooded jacket and a seemingly-permanent toothy smile on his face. In his left hand, he held Barnaby's hat, tilting it out to the beagle. Barnaby must have dropped it when he fell down here.

“Uh… thanks.” Barnaby hesitantly took the hat from the strange skeleton, trying to offer a friendly smile in response, before putting his hat back on.

“No problem,” the skeleton replied simply, putting his hands back in his pockets. “The name's Sans. Sans the Skeleton. What's yours?”

“… Barnaby. Barnaby B Beagle.”

“Nice to meet ya, Beagle. So, what were you doing on the ground? Didn’t look like you were making snow-dogs or anything.”

#alternatively i was going to insert the meme 'you did it. you crazy son of a bitch you did it' #but this gif perfectly encapsulates my reading experience #at first i was like 'oh god. oh no' #but you know what? ill read it. #what is fanfic for if not crack pairings and random fun b.s yk yk #You Better Make Me Laugh. This Is A Threat #im jesting im jesting <3 #i have a feeling itll be funny... #i feel like im 12 again reading my first crack fics and that is a Compliment! #Listen listen. listen. if you complete the fic ill scribble up a lil 'cover' for it #deal? deal. #fuck me ill have to learn how to draw sans #well i need skeleton practice anyway. even if the bones are cartoony anyway #rambles from the bog #ten chapter fic ooo boy #well wait. whats the chapter sizes? are they short? #is it like... ten 1k (or less) chapters #or is it Sizeable like ten solid 3k chapters #questions that you Do Not have to answer! im just curious! i will be reading this either way!

[clonerightsagenda]

Amused that Jonathan Stroud posted a L&Co Christmas short that based on the characters present takes place between books 4 and 5 which is when they were all planning a grave robbery. They were like ok put away the shovels and conspicuously detailed cemetery maps, we are having a normal Christmas and Boxing Day and then we can focus on UnBoxing Day (desecrating the corpse of a historical figure)

#the man sure likes writing kids desecrating historical figures' graves and getting attacked by animated skeletons huh #he has a very specific niche #tbh the Honorius sequence genuinely unsettled me when I was a kid #kitty: hey guys welcome to our unboxing vide-oh my god #lockwood and co

[mrburnsnuclearpussy]

#please read this oh my god #‘keep the meat’ #lmao #4chan #skeleton

[evevoli]

BNHA NATION HOW WE FEELING

#every goddamn week i risk a whole heart attack with that blonde skeleton oh my GOD #more like a jeart attack am i right lmfao haha lol ev you're so funny reblog (i am shot to death) #mha #bnha #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #bnha 403 #ev.post #HES NOT DEAD YET. ALSO THAT OTHER GUY ISNT EITHER EVIDENTLY

[sisyphusprimesno1fan]

Lots of king Sisyphus doodles because THATS MY MANS!!! THERE HE IS!! \

(ft; Oc x canon in 1 [Skeleton guy [NOT MDK]]) also! I'm practicing drawing his hair, sorry if its a bit off : (

#King Sisyphus #Ultrakill #Art #Oc x canon #Oc #(that fucking horn skeleton) #ouughh i lvor yuou sisyphus #I WANT THAT FAT BOY! #/ref #oh m y god i just realised one of my fabourite ultrakill artists foloowed me. #win

[c4ndystarz]

WHY IS SANS IN MY SILLY KIDS SHOW ABOUT DOGS AAA IS THERE TRUELY NO ESCAPE FROM HIM ???

#bluey #bluey and bingo #sans #undertale #sans the skeleton #oh my god why #im literally so h1gh rn and i pause the show and then fucking bam #SANS GODDAMN UNDERTALE #and theres even possibly flowey DIRECTLY above him #that cant be a coincidence right???

[grumpyghostdoodles]

Im printing that notification and putting it in my wall as a badge of honour

#that's me! #WHAT DO U MEAN THAT ITS BEEN 11 YEARS #You are NOT getting me off this website this is my HOME #my beautiful stinky home filled with rabid fandom-opussums #and I wouldn't have it any other way #my favorite was defo the Skeleton War #People posing using those life sized plastic skeletons in all kind of silly interactions #“look at our beautiful son! born just before the war so his daddy was able to see him!” #cue to a snapchat pic of a bundled up small plastic skeleton with a knife. with a big skeleton proudly cheering behind. also with a knife #EN GARDE FUCKBOYS #it was so fucking funny oh my god #tried to put a bit of maybe not so used stuff from tumblr history #for variety sake lol #ALSO the notif was from my personal blog not this one

[cosmignon]

Pikmin headcanon: If any of the captains or castaways or rescue corps ect ect ext ever came across a human they would not immediately register that this is a person or even a beast.

They'll record in their logs like "Discovered a mysterious landmark that moves across the planes of this land like nothing I've seen before. I thought perhaps it was some form of alien transportation, but there were no riders within it, or even other creatures, when I scanned it on my radar. It has since vanished without a trace."

and it was like a normal man walking through a hiking trail.

They are not exactly incomprehensible but they are not being percieved as a people and no one's making the connections to start exploring that thought bc what kind of horrible beast could ever be THAT big. Not possible! Unbelievable! your scientific credibility is shoddy at best.

#era of sara #pikmin #additionally if you still want to believe in the post apocalypse theory: #they would find a human skeleton an think oh what a weird structure. was this [skull] perhaps built in a reverent worship of some god #also this is meant to make them sound a little silly goofy but also if i saw like some fucking Thing as tall as a skyscraper #and couldnt rly make out what it was bc im craning my neck to view it #maybe i would assume its not a people at first also

[ram-to-the-ham]

Its done!!! So sorry it took so long but Soaps dress took a lot of reworking. And funnily enough so did Ghosts whole sketch. Anyway this was based off of @mylarena​ ‘s soapghostroach art post and i absolutely had to get after those designs bc they were amazing. And Myla was also kind enough to give me a more detailed reference for Soaps dress that helped out a whole hell of a lot.

(also you folks should totally checkout Myla’s blog for kick ass posts about our lovely war criminals)

#soapghostroach #ghostroachsoap #roachghostsoap #oh my god how many variations of their ship name are there #anyway this took so long #didn't help that i was sick but ive been getting better! #advil cold and sinus as well as mucinex have been my lifesavers rn #also for as long as this took i absolutely loved working on this piece #figuring out the colors and the design was so fun #Soap #roach #ghost #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #cod mw2 #my art #also side note: I neglected putting the skeleton hands on soaps hips bc I couldn't figure out how to work it in #sorry about that missing detail!

[sillyangstyimp]

Just finished Riptide #114.

What the actual fuck

There is. So much to unpack. And I really don't feel like typing most of it out so I'll just scream what's on my mind here and maybe post something more coherent later.

Okay WHAT THE FUCK listening to this was actually so stressful with all the turrets and the fucking traps and shit like actual horror game shit

GILLION. WAKING UP. IN THAT TERRIFYING ROOM. can't stop thinking about what the hell would've happened if he hadn't casted death ward right before that. DUDE. HIS HANDS. HES GOT FUCKING HOLES. IN HIS HANDS. I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY ONE FREAKING ABOUT ABOUT THIS. AND HIS SKIN. what the hell are they even DOING with it???? Why did they need it? Specifically Triton it seems?? And oh man the other Triton guy who died. That was also extremely fucked. Everything that happened was extremely fucked.

This episode gave me so much emotional whiplash as jrwi always does going from terrifying fucked up shit to the silliest bits and constant bickering and EXTREMELY dumb ideas.

Doppel-Gillion. What can I even say. It still took me by surprise, despite all the obvious signs. And oh God is he terrifying to fight. I can't imagine how mind fucking that would be for chip and jay, AND gillion too, since he seems almost. Exactly like him. Just molded to the orders to kill them. The end was kinda anticlimactic, but it was SO funny that I don't really care

I still cannot believe they somehow made it out but I think that that episode is now one of my favorites, right next to 97 and 98.

So now we have: Jay with a fucked up leg, Gillion with fucked up hands, and Chip who is just basically bones now I guess.

Fun. I love the black sea.

#still cannot stop thinking about Gillion #on one hp and missing skin #waking up on a hook in a room full of half dead bodies and skeletons #running around doing shit with holes in his hands #like oh my god dude. #jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi riptide spoilers #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #jrwi chip #rambles of the moss