#oh god this sucks

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

#the truman show #sbs rambles #I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them #social workers assigned to them maybe #I dunno #they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit #but here we are #tho #I guess none of us signed up for it #and our data is harvested more than ever #god #high-tech capitalism sucks turns out #OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes #let me specify: #I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this #like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold #and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie #I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem #it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did #youtube did and social media #it's us that's the problem #or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation #that's the origin of most modern problems

[hellenhighwater]

I was waiting for something and wound up watching part of an episode of the Apprentice UK and discovered a new fun fact about myself: watching people who claim to be good at negotiating fuck up literally the most basic negotiation tactics fills me with a wild animal rage

#i used to do competitive negotiation which is a real thing that exists #anyways the apprentice sucks and these are the most annoying plastic people and oh my god do none of them even know what anchoring is #im so mad i need to go eat a bagel #clawing and chewing and biting

[beybuniki]

2nd ko-fi request: kudoichi :)

#love themmmmm #bnha #shigaraki yoichi #bnha kudo #kudoichi #kofi requests #and bruce! love how he's third wheeling all the time lmaoooo #i also think yoichi is pretty shameless and talks about their sucking and fucking everywhere #*tati voice* oh my god. time and place.

[turnipoddity]

smooth operator

#GOD finally #saw #saw fanart #chainshipping #goofy ass #man i suck BALLS at animation oh my god LMAO #i just need to let this one out oh lord #lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #myart

[rabid-bunnyy]

Be nice to service workers today. We're all hungover.

#barista #me #I'm hungover #it's me #oh god this sucks

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

#you know. the one with the pendulum #'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this' #'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!' #'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you' #like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine #it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences. #but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification #and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs #when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck. #you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck. #and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters! #and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that #anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately #it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel #which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about. #but we'll have to do our best with what we have #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace #talking #aspec #asexual #asexuality

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Love you Zukka you really are that blue gumball and the hot topic. Unrelated news about the state of the island….

#memes #my crappy art #art #fyp #kay draws #avatar #avatar the last airbender #avatar aang #sokka #zuko #katara #toph #toph beifong #zukka #zukka fanart #atla art #atla fanart #atla #rip Zuko you would’ve loved shadow the hedgehog #I love that the ship dynamic of zukka is really like oh my god I hate him he sucks and I….forgot his name #Zuko would write down the name of each gaang member on the palm of his hand #I love them #Katara is so cool #I wish I knew how to draw #I think Sokka deserved a gun

[tiredyke]

every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant

#‘political lesbians’ were and are predominantly STRAIGHT WOMEN #and a good chunk are bi #what don’t you understand about these women thinking lesbianism is a CHOICE? that it’s only used by women as a reaction to the patriarchy? #like lesbians can’t possibly like women and not men for any reason that isn’t some deep-seated hatred for men? #they all think lesbianism is dirty and impure and here you people are saying that this is PROGRESSIVE #and that they actually think that lesbianism is some golden standard for its purity???? you guys are so fucking stupid oh my god #you go on and on about learning your queer history until it comes to lesbians and then you’re perfectly happy rewriting our culture #and narrative #wtf is wrong with you people #and y’all braindead mfs use this to act like men are actually oppressed by the meanie dykes #i hate y’all #but none of y’all actually give a shit about lesbians so i guess im yelling into a void #lesbophobia #top posts #neon talks #LOL at the fucking idiot who reblogged this and tagged it ‘misandry’ not sure how you got that from my post but i hope your day sucks <3

[smeltbracket]

CMON BABY!! STOP BEATING ‘ROUND THE BUSH!!

#solar opposites #solaropposites #tervo #a suck and fuck-tacular time to remember #i could go into my thoughts on the special #but when i look at thr wedding pics it’s like breathing in smelling salts #vday special #Like i literally. Whayever. Oh my god whatever. Gay men. Gay marriage. GAY MARRIAGE.

[chocolatecakecas]

haha okay jokes over you can give back dean winchester now. no seriously guys this isn't funny anymore

#WHAT THE FUCK GIVE HIM BACK RIGHT NOW #its happening. and just like that im sucked back in #OH GOD HE JUST. HE JUST WANTED TO RETIRE HE JUST WANTED TO BE HAPPY. FUCK #bec speaks #dean winchester

[sasanyaustala]

#art #artists on tumblr #one piece #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #op crocodile #op mihawk #op seraphim #marines sent seraphims to karai bari and OH GOD— #i wanna see croc's honest reaction when he meets seraphim doffy. that would be so fcking funny #i mean he is in prison rn BUT HE STILL HAUNTS YOU. LMAO #poorly drawn i hope it is clear what is happening here cuz i suck at drawing comics #cross guild

[m-kyunie]

do not ask me about the plot of JJK

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #getou suguru #i am going to suck this man thru a silly straw i swear to god. jesus #my biggest Ya Boi ever except its YEEEESHHHH #the heart piercing is my most indulgent of indulgences here. i think maybe Geto likes cute things #like simple heart or star-shaped things. lightly feminine #drooling over ur own art is how u know u've improved #sigh. maybe i shld add lacy pan--nevermind im done actually #OH TO BE GOJO SATORU! TO GET TO DEVOUR THIS MAN! #recommending Pressurlicious by Megan. ultimate malewife manipulate mansplain Geto song #one day i will draw his d!ick but today is not that day. there will also be a piercing. #also i wanted to add tattoos but even i was like 'damn Michelle that's overly ambitious' #oh what if he had a tongue tatt that was a dragon head disappear down his throat WOW what a visual #thank u Gege

[helyeahmangocheese]

tbh I headcanon percy to eventually land on an environmental science major in college after a lot of experimenting around and not because of his dad but because of *grover* and his belief in finding pan, because of knowing how much the mortal and mythical world have been hurting the earth itself, and because if there's one thing that could convince percy jackson to study, it's justice. plus I think he and annabeth would totally geek out over sustainability as restorative and regenerative design. this is your "build something that lasts" couple. your "ur system is broken fix it rn" couple. if the mythical world EVER left them alone they would 100% be pursuing justice at any other stop they found themselves in anyway

#let them cause more real world trouble bffr #show me percabeth at protests and show me percy helping annabeth at her firm oh i beg #percy jackson #pjo #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #chalice of the gods #sorry but the marine biology major for percy as a joke sucks #my boy would be at the front lines of climate justice #also while Im here ranting um annabeth wouldnt double enroll at berkley lol. they dont have an accredited architecture program #which is the only reason she would need a special degree in the mortal world #but i digress #when have we ever expected rr to do research lol

[lovetals]

slight warning about spoilers for the fontaine update, mainly just about neuvillette so like be warned ig—but anyways—

—

you know how ppl say dragons hoard treasure and shit and will gift them to the one they love as a way to ask them out? and and you know how it’s basically canon that neuvillette is the hydro dragon??

cause i just recently had a dream where neuvillette keeps dropping his trinkets into the tip jar at your work and you and your coworkers have no idea what the hell those things are

you find so many things; small charms, tiny gems, rings—literally anything precious-looking will show up in that jar by the end of your shift, yet none of you know what to do with them

meanwhile neuvillette is just rushing out of the cafe/restaurant/shop/whatever with shaky hands and a fast beating heart. his mind keeps racing with thoughts overlapping one another with various questions like “will you like it?”, “was he being too bold?”, etc.

it’s not until he runs into someone (like furina or a melusine) that they point out 2 major flaws in his plan: did you even know that he’s the one leaving them behind? and did you know that they were meant to be gifts for you?

just just someone plz say they understand where i’m getting at here my brain has become dumb

#OH MY GOD AND IMAGINE THE MELUSINES HELPING OUT TOO #THEY START LEAVING TRINKETS BEHIND TOO AS A WAY TO HELP DIRECT YOU TO HIM #i just ugh #i love him so much #i’m def losing 50/50 but i will cry if i don’t gain him or wriotheslay TwT #imagine furina telling him that his plans sucks outside and immediately the two get drenched in rain 💀 #plume rambles #but also not really #genshin #genshin impact #neuvillette fluff #neuvillette #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin imagines #genshin fluff #genshin impact fluff #genshin x you #genshin headcanons #x reader

[featherymainffins]

I hate to say it but I might have to admit that Redditors can be pretty based sometimes

#dead by daylight #dbd #dbd unknown #dbd the unknown #pls pls pls you can trust me to be normal about that i am completely normal about that i am so normal about these themes #and their direct opposite i am normal and can be trusted with anything that's either like Th//e La//st Uni//corn or its direct opposite #like no. no i have to remember that bhvr have no idea what they're doing. i must not get sucked in. i must remember better games... unless #like no you have no idea what id give for this to be intended like aaaaugh i am unimaginably insane about the inhuman desperately #trying to be human in any way it can and the world continually rejecting those efforts #just like i am incredibly abnormal about humanity as a horror for the inhuman and the active rejection of humanity by something #that is; despite its best efforts and thw verdict of its biology; human. haha humanity as a horror you are forced to be and #perhaps always were but never had the chance to realise it. anyway. i digressed. #also the actual reason why Oh Gross (aka The Unknown) looks like that is because the lore states that some people thought #it was just a typical serial killer and gross is just a cumulation of everything everyone has ever thought about it #(god thats depressing) #so yeah. sorry no themes of humanity here i think. though id kill for them.

[evgar]

sadie adler; acrylic on wood

after painting arthur and now her, i'm thinking this will probably become a series of paintings of the gang so expect a john piece as soon as i can make it happen 🧡

prints

#this one sucked the life out of me #that hair oh my god #but probably one of the nicest things i've ever painted #it turned out so pretty i think and im proud :) #sadie adler #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 fanart #rdr2 fanart #red dead redemption #art #artists on tumblr #evgarart #my art