#oh hey jk

[rantingravingliving]

JK, just stop.

You have been on a wrecking rampage since Seven and just stop. Please.

I beg you. I just need to unclench my fist that I have shoved in my mouth every time you photos like this

and this

and this

and my favorite so far

Fck, you really look good in this suit with the pearls. Ugh.

So, JK, please. I've been seeing your tiddies so much these days I feel I am ready to get intimate with them already.

Like, "hello?"

"Do you want a drink or something?"

Damn it, JK.

P.S.

Even with this bare torso and all, his face is so baby. I mean there;s just a disconnect with his bulky figure and baby face.

Like:

Will never get rid of Baby Star Candy. Sorry, cutie.

#jungkook #oh hey jk #golden coming soon #golden concept photos #jk solo album golden #will always be baby star candy #but with bare chest and all #and his arms! #and his itsy bitsy waist #jk x vogue korea

[moonchild1]

#KICKING AND SCREAMING #jeon jungkook how are you real #we definitely need more creative director jk #the more i scrolled through the photos the more i lost my shit #his soooo fine #omg the coloured version is making me dizzy #am i okay #obviously not its jeon jungkook #jjk #oh wow its been on hell of an emotional roller-coaster hey #its currently 5 am and i'm already freaking out

[caker-baker]

Valentine

“Ha!” The villain waved a pink piece of paper in front of the hero. “I’ve got a Valentine!”

“Do you now?” The hero asked, tilting their head and crossing their arms. “From whom?”

“A fan of mine, apparently. They appreciate my tech savvy, genius inventions, and fashion choices.” The villain tapped the note aggressively. “Complete with hearts and everything. Came with chocolates, too.”

The hero couldn’t really help the lopsided grin creeping on their face.

“A fan.” They repeated. “Really?”

“Yes! And they actually speak of my talents! What did all your fans send you for Valentine’s Day, hm? Poems about how much they just love your muscles?” The villain gagged. “No, thank you. I’ll take genuine appreciation, please.”

The hero’s smile dropped. “It’s not just the muscle poems, I get a good bit of chocolate, too.”

“I bet.” The villain turned away, examining their Valentine letter. “It’s a shame they didn’t leave their name, I would’ve built them a gadget to show my appreciation. Maybe I can examine their handwriting and match it to the person. It’s not hard to get into official written documents. I could create a program that cross examines spacing and pattern of–”

The hero’s eyes widened. “Don’t!”

The villain whipped around, eyebrows raised.

“Um, maybe don’t do that.” The hero continued, voice lowered. “They’ll probably get put on some watch list, you know, since they’re writing letters of adoration to a villain.”

“That’s good thinking.” They paused, almost thoughtful as they folded the note into some invisible pocket. “So you do have a brain in there. I was beginning to worry that all those muscles were restricting blood flow to your head.”

The hero scoffed. “I don’t think that’s how it works—”

“Sh! It is now. Anyways,” The villain nudged forward a bag on the ground with their foot. “I wasn’t going to do anything with this. You can take it to the bank, or whatever.”

Cautiously, the hero picked up the stolen bag of money.

“You just robbed the bank because…?”

“I wanted to show you my letter.”

The hero chuckled. “That certainly was a method. I still have to take you to jail, you know.”

“Do you though?”

“Yes, Villain. Stealing is still a crime.”

The villain narrowed their eyes, turned, and ran.

And the hero let them, watching until they were out of sight.

They were glad they could convince the villain not to look for their secret Valentine. After all, the hero had many written and signed documents on file. If the villain decided to look, it wouldn’t be long before they could match up the words on the letter to the hero’s handwriting.

Slinging the bag over their shoulder, the hero sighed, wondering if they overdid it with the pink paper and the hearts.

No, the villain seemed to like it.

They’d keep that in mind for next year.

#villain #hero x villain #hero #heroine #snippet #villain x hero #heroes and villains #villainess #writing #heroes #valentines day #me n who?? #jk #me and the moon #I luv her #uh hey is anyone in college pls tell me what is it like I’m literally so scared #idk I took some college classes already but it’s probs very different in actual college #anyways villain has major dumbass vibes #hero major simp vibes #OH HEY my mom found this account so #uh #if ur reading this ma pls stop #anyways kiddos stay in school give valentines do drugs avoid being mean #but sometimes you will have to be stern. do not think being stern is being mean. #make your place in the world and ground your feet into the dirt stay there own it #k bye #love y’all

[altairring]

Emma was rumored to be a commoner so her origins are now being questioned...so...

oh rio the man that you are i am biting my fist as i type this

#oh i fell on my knees #never recovering from this proposal event i need more actually RRRAAAAHHHH #hey you want head? jk *slaps self* #alt rambles #alt loves rio

[runandhideguys]

yeah, sure

#it’s so fucking on the nose #regardless of when she wrote it originally the sentiment is still there #because not only did she never decide ‘oh hey publishing this might be in bad taste’ #but she’s been involved in so many controversies that it’s likely at least one happened to inspire this #also I feel like what it’s inspired by probably isn’t the main issue here #anti jk rowling

[m00ngbin]

I know that I've never actually had like. a real conversation with some of you but I do appreciate you all a lot regardless

#eugh forming semi parasocial attachments to the people im mutuals with GROSS #im jk i really do appreciate you guys a whole lot even if we never talk to each other #its like i have a very small army of friends ive never met that i occasionally see #and when we do interact im like. “oh hey its them!! that guy!! that guy that likes my stuff sometimes!! hi!!” #but seriously if i see you enough ive probably gotten a tiny bit fond to you and if you disappear for a few days i do wonder about you #like in a “hey i havent seen them in a bit i hope theyre ok” sort of way

[etchedstars]

the one time i dont have anything to do and ao3 is down

#guess ill. die #jk going to do a sad little run to my homework #the overdue asteroid strikes again #OH HEY i should do one of those ask games

[goldensunset]

but perrin, if your photos of ursaluna are out of focus, and i’m now ursaluna’s trainer, i could just take it out and you could easily photograph it then-

#oh ok she’s gone. Ok! enjoy the long trip back to sinnoh. all that for nothing #jk jk it’s about the Character Journey she got #but still hey i’m just offering- #sv dlc spoilers #the sv dlc experience #free growlithe. cool

[toonytoodles]

SO obsessed with my ocs rn...

Just, projecting love onto them like this

#hey uh.. my birthdays tomorrow... if anyone wants to draw my characters for me... haha- jk... unless?... #oh just craving Content™️ of THEM #i cant get enough

[thefearwithin]

The Glacial Basilisk

Did you know? - The glacial basilisk is extremely territorial, defending its chosen lakes fiercely. Large, frequented lakes are highly sought-after real estate, and a basilisk will do whatever it can to maintain control over such a lake. Most of the time, territorial disputes are solved using displays. The basilisk’s large fins are used minorly in swimming but are otherwise tucked into its side. These fins become fully extended and will even rattle in a striking territorial display. The color and size have less to do with deciding the winner than the aggression of the display itself. If neither basilisk withdraws, the dispute can become physical. Basilisks will avoid stinging each other with their spines as it is easy for a basilisk to sting itself in the process. Their counter-venom is limited and resupplies slowly, so neither basilisk wants to risk having to use such a precious resource.

There are some lakes that the basilisks are willing to share, but these are rare cases reserved only for the largest of lakes. These temporary truces can be beneficial to both basilisks as it is much easier to drive off competition with more basilisks defending.

As the temperatures rise toward the height of summer, the glacial basilisk begins its hibernation period. As their lakes begin to thaw, the basilisks retreat to areas that are stuck in a permafrost. During this period, the basilisk is much more willing to temporarily share lakes as its territorial nature wanes. The hibernation period is short, just long enough for the ice to start freezing in their natural habitats again before the basilisks drive each other out of their territories once more.

#oh hey #its the dark one #you'll see this become a trend #what else was I gonna make it? #purple? #haha #jk... #unless? #SeasonalSundays #Winter #Glacial Basilisk #basilisk #snake #digital art #concept art #creature concept #creature art #animal art #my art

[themthistles]

i understand that people generally don't mean for it to come off this way but it always peeves me when ameribrits and co talk about the state of lgbtqa+ rights in other counties as if homophobia and transphobia present there are a virus or some boogeyman that is going to breach containment and come for them. like oh what's this??? here comes christianity with a steel chair!! guess what our bigotry is your bigotry buddy. it always has been

#it's always like oh isn't it so scary what is happening in those countries they're so backwards #hey quick question who brought say catholicism to the continent of africa who could it have been #i'm watching hozier's new album interview and i respect him and value what he says but he was talking about the story behind tmtc mv #something about how he said 'it's a culture that can cross borders and now it has' referring to the rise of homotransphobia in the us #i think many ameribritcetera consciously or unconsciously believe that their countries are some beacons and trailblazers of human rights #and everyone else with rare exceptions needs to have the light brought to them or else they're trying to take it away #which is ironically the most christian shit ever #i guess what i'm trying to say is that bigotry ripples #it doesn't come from one place and requires the right conditions to flourish #for example the rise of transphobia in the world is absolutely stoked by jk rowling so can we say that it came from england? #i mean putin literally referenced her in his speech #not really that garbage was already around she just set it on fire #bigotry doesn't 'come' from anywhere it doesn't 'cross borders' it lives everywhere waiting for an opportunity #splitting the world into countries that stand against homophobia and countries that bring it doesn't help it dehumanises and divides us #(alsoiknowthathozierisirishthatwasnotthepoint)

[sharpilu]

Poor George, poor George, she said she wanted everything

~Poor George by James Supercave

#hey look art #oh my god i did the art thing #jk i've been doing that alot just mostly stuff on my warriors design account #woolpounce #dusktalon #dustpounce #warrior cats oc #warriors oc #water rush #ocs #song art

[antimnemonic]

kamui not wanting takuma to speak for the team but not wanting other ppl to see his face. bro you are literally plotting to steal the throne from ur older brother. polisci major w public speaking phobia ass

#i love srw. hey watch this cool show. oh all the blorbos died tragically sry. jk here they are going to starbucks together #also lmao benkei asking if his scales are just accessories POBRESITOOOOOOOOOO

[taegularities]

Im sorry but the hate YOU got on that website is the most unreasonable one to me. they hate you for writing only for jk and tae ? saying that this isnt artistic and that you have no vision bc you only can write for two members ? WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT listen, HOW bored can ppl be ? can y‘all author not even choose the members y‘all write for 💀

apparently i can't choose who i write for cos i gotta produce stuff for entitled anons who act like i don't write fics for free and till 3am into the night 🤣 but yeah, i guess i’m bland, boring and not creative

#thank u for this message !!! u're so right <3 #and i don't even ONLY write taekook. mostly yes but not only. and if i did so what? #like it's a hobby. i post dozens of surveys all the time to ask y'all what u'd like to read first #i was also gonna ask if u'd like jimin jin or hobi's evermore fic first #i always post on the promised days cos i edit for hours even after 10 hours of work... just so i have the fic out for when i promised it to #the absolute gall to guilt trip me when i'm writing what makes me happy? trying to make me feel bad when i write for my BIASES #NOT for notes lmaooo my yoongi and joon fic have 2/3k notes too so what's the argument 🤣 #also this anon hasn't read my stuff if they think all i write is smut (hey hello out of 25k i usually write around 3 or 4k is smut) #(oh and also? out of the 20+ fics i wrote and published just 3 or so have the fuckboy trope) #(and OMG ALSO ???? i'm gonna keep writing jk smut cos the man is hot affff to me :O) #truly baffling #last but not least pls spell taegularities correctly #notes for rid 🌹 #anon

[roseofthewind]

While I'm thinking about names. Edelgard fire emblem's canon nickname being "El" and the current Raiden Shogun's name being "Ei" both hit me in the same way in that I cannot fathom calling either of them that.

They're fictional and it doesn't matter. However. I have issues. I think I would literally blush if I wrote about another character calling Edelgard von Hresvelg, Emperor of Adrestia, El. It's too damn intimate.

It's not quite as bad with the Raiden Shogun. But still, I was like, what do you mean her name is just Ei? Only Yae Miko should be able to call her that, everyone else is going to have to go with something a little more formal...

#kujou sara wrote this post #jk jk #for brevitys sake this glosses over the fact that the shogun and Ei are separate consciousnesses and you need two different names for them #um not directly related but fun fact about Paimon in Japanese language #she has the superpower of being able to refer to everyone super informally regardless of who they are #so it doesn't feel weird when Paimon is like hey Ei how ya doing #rose.text #oh shit i assumed Ei's name was ei as in 永遠 eien meaning eternity but its actually 影 #as in silhouette shadow or phantom? #oh duh because she's Makoto's shadow warrior or 影武者

[risingsol]

@reginrokkr​​

Dáinsleif understands that Aether has reservations towards his person, as well as it is reasonable of him to think that blood is thicker than water. By no means the Twilight Sword of old wants him to think otherwise, to chip away from his sister's importance to attribute it to himself all to remind him of the reality of this world. If his sister won't listen to reason, he prays that at least he does— if only to reach to his journey's end and find her.

Needless to say so he resonates to his pain regarding her, a perfect mirror to what once he felt in bygone centuries. If he were to name something genuine that he would not mention aloud is that he hopes that at least he succeeds where he failed with his own kin. Reason why instead of imparting more words of wisdom or dampening his soul any further with harsh reality, he takes the other in his warm embrace. Unwilling as he is to indulge into any kind of physical contact in a firm wrong belief that as an 'immortal' he no longer needs it, he knows about the comfort that this brings. Hopefully a momentary respite to Aether that he never had from anyone when he was at his worst.

Keep it together, keep moving forward, there’s no time to spare. Thus was the mantra he repeated to himself with every new clue about the events that had passed in the span of time between his own awakening and Lumine’s journey through Teyvat.

Sure, she had said that they always had time and that it was the one thing that they would always have - but somehow that truth seemed to be fading with every new day and bit of knowledge learned about here. There was that feeling that these experiences outside of searching for her; discovering nations, experiencing cultures, meeting new people; these were all events that they should have experienced together. That off feeling that had echoed inside of him once they set foot here initially, the feeling only grew in his chest with every new memory made here without her.

Had she felt the same way? Had she journeyed through this world with this sense of wrongness that only took up more space in her heart until the truth of this world had torn away all she held dear? Was that what was waiting for him at the end of his own path? Would he come to understand exactly why she had chosen this method to go about securing their road home? He didn’t know anything about the future, only that her methods were wrong for now... that nothing but pain and destruction would reach her footsteps if she were to continue down this path that she had forged long ago.

It pained him to deviate from the road that the two of them had walked together for so long - to go against the person who he cared more for than anything else in existence, but he knew in his heart of hearts that if he was the one who had chosen this way, she could undoubtedly move to stop him as well.

Such thoughts were swirling in his mind when Dain moved, the traveler uncertain of what whispering of emotion might have been in the other’s gaze before he was wrapped up in an unexpected embrace. It was warm... presence of the other soaking into his frame from the gesture. Perhaps he had gasped, truly caught off guard from the action or perhaps it was from the unexpected comfort that the embrace had given him. A hug was something that he always gave freely, comforting words came from him easily for others, and giving was just in his nature. 

However to receive this time around, nonetheless at such a vulnerable time from someone who had offered unexpected guidance from the very beginning... a sting welted in the corners of his eyes reflexively. 

The lump in his throat this time around wasn’t one that was wholly unpleasant, only a moment’s hesitation given before he returned the embrace - arms twining tightly around the bough keeper as he let himself sink into the comfort that only companionship offered. Without a doubt, Dain would receive a pretty embarrassed apology and a heartfelt token of appreciation from the outlander once this moment passed, but he would simply accept the offered reassurance in silence for now. 

#;inquiries ✦ answered asks #;traveler log ✦ ic #;just a traveler ✦ main verse #reginrokkr #//hugs from dain... ;w; hugs from dain! #//i was like i wonder where this is gonna go #//aether vc: hey look at how hard i can CRY #//me: oh #//jk he didn't actually cry but it did make him a little misty eyed #//but 10/10 dain this is the first time ive written him even remotely teary eyed ewtiouwe #;long post