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daytaker · 3 months

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Hiiii! I’m the anon that asked for the MC’s family request and it was hilarious, 10/10 if you don’t mind May i possibly ask for a part 2 with the dateables? Thanks for reading!

(Part 1: The Brothers)

"Mom, Dad, these are my other four boyfriends and my son."

...is what you almost do say when there's a knock at the door a few weeks later while you're entertaining your parents, your sister, and teenage cousin who's stuck with your folks while your aunt is on a cruise. Your parents stare at you with faces that all but beg you to ignore the damn door. Is it that cult again?

"Open the door! Is it that cult again?" your sister asks with shining eyes. She's been discussing going backpacking across the country ever since she met those seven hot guys who apparently adore you now. Your parents are devastated.

"Cult?" asks your cousin, looking up from his Switch with dead eyes. Your sister starts explaining to him as you go to the door and look through the peephole.

Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Oh, son of Gardonus---it's the son of Gardonus.

Opening the door just partway, you see that it's not just Diavolo. No, he brought the whole crew with him. Barbatos, naturally, but also Solomon, Simeon, and even little Luke. Diavolo holds a bouquet of flowers and Luke has a covered platter that almost certainly contains some kind of cake.

"Hiiiii, guys..."

"MC! It's been too long!" laughs Diavolo in his booming voice.

"It's been...a month..." you concede. Why, just...why...do all these handsome men find you so alluring? This is just your cross to bear, apparently. "It isn't a great time though, so---"

"Is that them?" Your cousin is standing behind you, peering out the door.

"No, this is... Who the hell...? MC, don't tell me there are more of them?!" Your sister is clearly astounded, and also quite delighted. "Invite them in! Invite them in!"

So, soon you're standing in the middle of your tiny apartment again, surrounded by friends and family, holding flowers and a cake, and feeling like you'd love it if a chasm in the earth opened up and swallowed you.

"There were more?" Your mom sounds hurt, like you'd been intentionally hiding things from her. "How many more besides these?!"

"Arguably three, but I don't know them well enough for them to visit," you say, winking reassuringly to the nervous author.

"Oh my god, there's a kid?!" Your sister has noticed Luke now. "Holy shit! Whose is he?"

You point mutely to Simeon, who smiles uncomfortably and waves.

"I'm not a kid!" Luke protests. "I'm--"

"You're a pre-teen. We know, Luke. We know." Solomon laughs dangerously, and Luke doesn't put up any more arguments.

You clear your throat. God, this is even more uncomfortable than the last go-round.

"Um, so. Everyone, I'd like you to meet---"

(Individuals are below the cut!)

Diavolo

Diavolo, who was never good at standing by quietly while other people talked, steps forward before you have a time to do any introductions. He extends a hand to your father, who has been eyeing him resentfully all this time.

"You all must be MC's relatives. What a delightful person you've brought into this world! I am Diavolo. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"'Diavolo'?" your cousin mutters, looking at his Switch screen again. "Like from JoJo?"

Dia looks very confused, and as your father hasn't shaken his hand, he smiles awkwardly at you. "Perhaps I'm approaching this the wrong way? Are the customs here very different from...ahem. Where we are from?"

"You mean Italy?" your cousin says.

"Ah-- Yeah. Dia's Italian. People here are a lot less friendly," you tell him.

Your sister asks him how someone like him ended up in a cult.

You remind everyone that you were not in a cult.

"But you met my baby while they were away from home," Mom says accusingly, glaring at Diavolo. "When they were vulnerable and confused."

Diavolo has no idea what to say to that. Your dad is still glaring at him.

Solomon

"This is Solomon. He's---"

"I'm their mentor and closest companion," Solomon says helpfully, taking your hand. "We have a very special relationship."

You really wish that chasm would stop taking its sweet time and open up already.

"Mentor? Special relationship?" Dad finally speaks up, and his arms are crossed over his chest, his expression deadly serious.

"This must be your father," Solomon observes, still smiling. "Sir, it's an honor to finally meet you. I hope I have an opportunity to speak with you privately later. We have a lot to discuss."

Your mom is ready to throw hands with this guy. Your sister is enchanted. Your cousin is cursing under his breath at his Switch.

Solomon wraps an arm around your shoulders and you elbow him in the gut. He smiles through the pain but lets you go.

Simeon

"...Simeon. Simeon, these are my parents. This is my sister, and this is---"

"Is there some sort of attractiveness requirement to join this cult?" your sister asks, beaming at Simeon.

You remind her that there is no cult.

Surprisingly, your parents don't seem nearly as hostile to Simeon. Maybe it's that angelic charm at work. They both shake his hand, which is significantly more than they were willing to do with anyone else.

"Simeon, that's a good, decent name. What do you do for a living?"

"I own and operate a cafe."

Nice one, Simeon. Very smooth. And your parents look even more impressed.

"A business owner, eh? And at such a young age..."

No one points out to them that Simeon has probably been alive longer than humans have existed.

Luke

"...Luke!" He has a completely normal human name! High fives all around!

"And that's his father?" Mom points at Simeon. "He looks awfully young..."

"Oh, Luke's an orphan. Simeon's just his guardian. It's really sad actually. His parents died when their car careened off a cliff."

How did he end up living with a cult though, they want to know. That Simeon guy can't be a very responsible caregiver if he's living on the road.

You explain to your family (again) that they aren't in a cult, that Luke is a totally normal orphan child with a stable and loving home, and yes, Mom, he goes to school. Yes, Mom, he eats vegetables. No, Mom, you don't need to call DCFS.

"He's so cute," your sister coos.

"I am not!" Luke yaps.

"And he's shaking and everything! You know what he reminds me of?"

You rub your temples.

"A Chihuahua."

Barbatos

"This is, uh... This is..."

Barbatos smiles at you and offers not an iota of assistance. He finds this entire thing pretty funny.

"This is Barb... Barbados..."

"What, like the island?" your sister asks.

Yes.... Just like the island....

And yeah, he talks. Sometimes he talks a lot. I don't know why he isn't talking. Barbs, say something.

"It is an honor to finally meet your family, MC. What a charming collection of people."

"I like your hair," your cousin says, actually looking up for once. "And those are pretty sick beads."

You agree that Barbatos's human clothes are pretty sick.

Did you say human clothes? That was weird of you.

Your mother asks why everyone in the cult paints their nails besides Simeon and Luke. You tell her that there is no cult, but, uh, it's just a fashion thing. They just like it. Don't be judgmental.

Your cousin agrees. Don't be judgmental, Auntie. He paints his nails black. So, like, what, is he in a cult now?

You remind everyone that there is not and never was a cult.

Your cousin tries to give Barbatos his Tiktok and tumblr accounts, and Barbatos smiles very graciously but refuses on the grounds that he does not have a Tiktok or tumblr.

After you manage to get the group out of your apartment, shoving Solomon out as he farewells you as his adorable apprentice, you slam the door shut and lock it.

Your parents smile at each other, agreeing that you could do much worse than that nice Simeon boy. Your sister insists that she is going to backpack across the country with at least ten or eleven hot men, even if they do have a kid with them, and nobody is going to stop her. And your cousin has put down his Switch and is now designing a vampire OC that looks suspiciously like Barbatos.

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ghostfaceorgirlfriend · 1 year

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Hiiiii! I just love your work and i would want to request a chad Meeks x reader in which chad gets jealous/protective of the reader thank you so much 🫶

Let’s Ditch ; Chad Meeks-Martin

summary: when you show up to a party with a date, chad can’t help but feel jealous. though after the night takes a turn for the worse he doesn’t hesitate to protect you.

pairing(s): chad meeks-martin x fem!reader

warnings: violence, fighting, angst, non-consensual kissing, kissing, fluff, parties.

notes: i feel i may have went a bit overboard with this, but i hope you enjoy! i am working on multiple requests at the moment so stay tuned for those!!

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masterlist requests

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“Tara, I look ridiculous.” You huffed, stepping out of your room in the Halloween costume Tara had picked out for you.

Somehow you had managed to let your best friend talk you into attending a frat party. You usually weren’t the party type, but since it was Halloween you figured it wouldn't hurt to at least try and enjoy the night with your friends.

Though, what you weren’t expecting was to be willingly standing in a too-tight witch costume. Tara had already picked it out for you, claiming that you would look hot in it.

“Oh my god! I knew it was gonna look good.” Tara grabbed your arm excitedly, pulling you into the kitchen so she could show Quinn your outfit.

You trudged along with the small girl, shuffling your feet on the ground until you reached the kitchen where you stood nervously, waiting for the approval of Quinn.

“Holy shit! Jake is gonna love you.” Quinn spoke about a boy you hadn't heard of before.

“I’m sorry, who is Jake?” You furrowed your eyebrows while turning to Tara.

She avoided eye contact.

“Quinn?” You then turned to Quinn, hoping she was more willing to reveal who the mystery boy was.

Quinn brought her hand to the back of her neck nervously, “Well, Tara and I found you a very nice-looking guy that would like to accompany you to the party.”

You definitely had not signed up for this. You looked back to Tara, hoping to get some sort of explanation as to why on earth she would think this was a good idea.

“Well, I just wanted you to have fun tonight. We thought maybe it would be a nice surprise.” Tara smiled nervously.

You let out a deep breath. You hadn't even really wanted to go to the party in the first place. You had only agreed because you thought it would make Tara happy. You had planned on finding a nice couch to sit on for the majority of the night or convincing Chad to ditch the party with you and go get some food.

“Please don’t be mad. I swear it came from a good place.” it was the truth. Tara was only trying to help.

No matter how frustrating the situation was, you couldn't bring yourself to be upset at her, “I’m not mad, let's just get this over with.”

You had only been at the party for an hour and you were already over it. You had plastered on a fake smile and pretended to enjoy the company of the boy in front of you.

Although Jake was plenty attractive and seemed to be able to keep a conversation pretty well, you wanted nothing more than to wander off to find your other friends, more specifically Chad, who you had begun to develop feelings for the past few months.

You were completely oblivious to it, but Chad had started feeling the same way about you, and the feeling in his stomach as he watched you laugh at some joke the boy in front of you had been confirmation enough that he definitely didn't see you as just a friend.

He wasn’t used to feeling this way when it came to you. When you showed up to the occasional party you always found him in the crowd of college kids. You'd spend the whole night by each other's side before you both snuck off to go get some fast food or even just take a walk outside. But now, as he stood across the room and watched you with someone else he was unable to stop the jealousy from creeping up on him. He had thought about walking over to you and asking you if you needed anything but just when he thought he had the courage he could spot the boy's arm curling around your waist.

Having seen enough, he made his way to the bathroom instead.

Jake's arm around your waist had startled you. He had kept a safe distance thus far so when he unexpectedly pulled you closer to him you were a bit taken aback.

“Woah.” You attempted to gently wiggle away from him but you proved unsuccessful after he brought his other arm around you as well.

He let out a raspy laugh, “Playing hard to get?”

You could hear the slur in his voice and you tried to think back to when he had gotten so intoxicated. You realized you hadn't really been paying that much attention to him and instead focused on your surroundings most of the night.

“I’m not playing anything.” You spoke with a calm tone as you once again tried pulling away from the tall boy.

He had seemed to take your protest as something playful rather than serious, “I’ll take that as a yes.” Without any further warning, he bends down and presses his lips to your neck, making you cringe.

Your heartbeat began to speed up, “Get the hell off of me.” you were more panicked now.

You tried looking around for any sign of a familiar face but it was hard to see much of anything as Jake now had you in a stronger hold.

You tried pulling away as hard as you could when you felt his hand graze your thigh.

You prepared yourself for the worst, but within seconds the boy had been forcefully yanked away from you.

“Get the fuck off her!” Chad was now standing in between you and Jake, his breathing a bit heavy as anger coursed through his body.

Mindy had been the one to come knocking on the bathroom door, telling him that something was going on with you and your date.

Jake let out a cold laugh, “Oh come on bro, she was asking for it! I mean look at wh-” before he could get the rest of the sentence out Chad's fist had connected to his jaw, sending him stumbling back and falling onto the floor.

You had not been able to process much of anything before Chad quickly grabbed your hand and pulled you out of the house and onto the porch outside. The cool air blew through your hair, bringing you slowly back to reality.

“Are you okay?” His eyes searched your body, looking for anything sort of injury the boy could have left on you.

You finally let out a breath of relief. Although your hands were a bit shaky from everything that had just gone down, you could feel yourself calm.

“Y-Yeah, i’m okay.” You gave him a reassuring smile before continuing, “Thank you for getting me out of there.” you had never been more grateful for chad than you were right now.

Chad returned the smile, “You don’t have to thank me.”

You gently nodded as you took a seat on one of the steps, chad following right behind you.

“Yanno I never even wanted to come here with him. I was actually just gonna come find you when I got here and see if you wanted to ditch.” You laughed, focusing on your hands instead of meeting his eyes.

Chad tried not to focus too deeply on what you had just said but he couldn't help but get his hopes up that maybe his feelings were not one-sided.

“I was worried for a second that you had found a new person to spend your rare partying time with.” He tried to joke, although you could tell he was telling the truth.

“Never.” You finally looked up at him, surprised to see that he was already looking at you.

You weren't sure when you had gotten so close to one another, but you could nearly feel his nose touching yours.

“Chad?” You questioned, already knowing what you were about to say.

“Yeah?” He could barely muster a whisper as his eyes fell down to your lips.

“Kiss me.” As soon as the words had left your mouth, Chad had wasted no time in closing the distance between you.

Your arms wrapped around the back of his neck while his hands found their way into your hair. Your lips moved perfectly in sync as you opened your mouth a bit more, letting his tongue swipe over your bottom lip.

“Still wanna ditch the party with me?” Chad eased back from the kiss.

“Absolutely.”

#chad meeks martin x reader #chad meeks martin #scream #scream vi #chad meeks x reader #chad meeks martin x you #chad meeks martin x y/n #fem reader #requests

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lowkeyrobin · 1 month

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Can i have mcyt + cellbit with a reader who has lots of pets like reptiles, birds and mice and stuff?

ooooo okay!! I don't know too much about little rodent pets (/lh) so I had to do some research, bare w me if anything is weird or wrong lmaooo

MCYT ; animal sanctuary

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, & cellbit

warnings ; language, talk of harm towards animals

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TOMMYINNIT

"Holy shit, what is this? an animal sanctuary? this is your house???"

he loves all ur animals dw

he's afraid of the little parakeets though

he mistakes them for pigeons at first 💀💀

"WHY ARE THERE SPY BIRDS IN YOUR HOUSE???"

"what⁉️⁉️"

he's jittery around the mice and rats but he comes to love them

if you have a lizard/salamander that likes to be heald/climb all over ppl, you know damn well he's allowing it to crawl all over him

so many selfies and pictures of the little critters all over his insta, tik tok and even twitter

he makes a whole segment in his show to talk about your animals 😭😭

"the first time I ever went to y/n's house, I actually almost pissed myself" cue pictures of your little critters on the screen behind him "these fuckers are so terrifying. you see that bird right there? he mocks me everytime I speak! hashtag ban rodents 2024"

TUBBO

"Oh my god."

one how do you afford taking care of all these animals, two, why???

"these are my lizards. they've all been rescued from abusive households where parents gave their kids an animal and didn't care afterwards. most of them had limbs cut off but they've just about all regrown by now"

"Holy shit?.."

he loves the fuzzy critters like the mice, rats, guinea pigs, hamsters etc

not the biggest fan of reptiles or amphibians, they look cool but no touching for him

you guys turn the lights off, and ur led lights on and have a little concert with the animals and stream it (the music isn't super loud dw)

if any of the critters like climbing around on people, he'll always record or take pictures of them doing so

"mothball was climbing all over me today" and below is a video of a little mouse making a home in his hair 😭😭

"I think I need to rename them to Remy because you might be the next Alfredo Linguine"

if he's over at yours while recording a video or streaming, he always gets distracted by the birds and has to say hi and show them off

God forbid you own a parrot for some reason, it's his whole personality now

lovesss talking to the birds that talk back to him LMAOO

RANBOO

absolutely loves the reptiles and fuzzy critters

always taking pictures of them

you two do this fun thing by inspiring outfits around your different animals

like one day it'll be a certain salamander and another it'll be one of your birds

loves handfeeding the critters

loves posting their goodnight pics with one of your critters in hand/climbing on them

you guys go to animal shelters if you wanna find a new pet or buddy for a critter of course

yall always get the ones with the saddest backstories and shit

ranboo gets an axolotl

they're obsessed with her, and is so good at raising the fishy lizard 🫶

you bring a salamander over to meet the fish and they have a connection istg

ranboo takes a pic and posts it to Twitter; "two best friends in two different worlds"

is probably slightly afraid of the birds at first, they're scared of being bit

uses funny pictures of your animals as reaction memes

FREDDIE BADLINU

absolutely loves all your little critters

loves all the colors of them as well, especially the reptiles and birds

if you have a snake, he's terrified to get near it but will always take pictures of it climbing all over you

"You feed him spiders?? 😨😨😨"

he's the bird master

birds all over him all the time, he's a walking bird nest

always taking pics of/with your animals

if you have hamsters, good lord he's paying more attention to them than you 😭😭

"hiiiii, how are you today?"

"why do you actually care about my mice more than me"

also loves taking to the birds that talk back

has genuine conversations with them too

you do a cooking stream and he HIDES A RAT IN HIS HAIR FOR TEN MINUTES

"what the fuck"

"BAHAHAHHAA"

NIKI NIHACHU

absolutely adores all your little creatures

always has to show them off online

and always telling stories on stream

"y/n has this one salamander and she likes to nibble fingers, and one time-"

always taking cute pics with the pets that like to be heald/like to climb on people

she's literally an animal godess I swear

she's a critter whisperer sorry not sorry

always taking videos of funny moments / when you're giving all them time outside the cage

there's always birds on her shoulder, sleeping beauty ass 😭🙏

literally becomes a photographer for ur pets, she takes the best pictures ever

she makes them little hats and accessories 😭😭😭

always buying them toys as well

in the middle of the night you'll be awoken with the RMRMRMRMRMRM of the hamster wheel she got the hamsters

ALEX QUACKITY

"HOLY SHIT WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY FUCKING ANIMALS?"

literally has to make a note on his phone to keep track of all the names

he is not touching no damn reptile

always posting pics online

you guys start fostering critters as well

turns on loud meme music and has a concert with the mice

he knows how to call the birds like he's fucking sleeping beauty

"how tf did you just do that???"

"magic"

"okay then 🤨"

you foster a duck together that had her wings clipped

you name her together (it's named daisyhq I can't even make this up. you did the hq btw)

mice and rats all over him and his desk 24/7

and he'll gladly show them off on stream

"can we get a parrot?"

"my brother in christ we already have two birds?"

CELLBIT

also lovessss your critters

he genuinley has conversations with the birds

so many pictures of your animals on his social media LMAO

he names the new ones (you left it all up to him) the most random things

always asking you about toys before he buys them because he feels bad because what if they're lonely and sad but he doesn't wanna potentially hurt them either

always fucking around with the birds when they're hyper

also plays tag with the mice/rats

also loves showing them off on stream and ranting about them for a solid ten minutes

he finds a rat on the qsmp and names it after one of your rats

walks back in the house one day with a rat like "I found a friend! :D"

"Holy shit bro"

selfies with critters in his hair >>>>

alright this is all I got this took me way too long...

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #tommyinnit x reader #ranboo x reader #quackity x reader #badlinu x reader #freddie badlinu x reader #niki nihachu x reader #nihachu x reader #alex quackity x reader #quackityhq x reader #tubbo x reader #cellbit x reader

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corroded-hellfire · 1 year

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Hiiiii sister wifey <3 would you do me a favor and write about Eddie x Pregnant!Reader, where they're cuddling in bed and he feels the baby kick for the first time? And he's so excited but also concerned that the kicking hurts his wife? Love youuuuuu xoxo - @munson-blurbs 💚

Anything for you, my dear! Here’s some fluffy and concerned Eddie. He loves you and so do I! 🧡

Words: > 500

The peace you felt laying in your husband’s arms as you cuddled together on a lazy Sunday morning was well earned. Your first trimester had been rough. Constant nausea, exhaustion, and mood swings kept you feeling crazy for almost three months. Not to mention the wear it had on Eddie’s poor nerves as he did his best to keep you as comfortable as he could.

But a few weeks into your second trimester and things were going much more smoothly. The morning sickness had stopped, your energy had returned, and even if you were still a little moody here and there, so what? Eddie never complained. Especially since your hormones had also increased your sex drive to the point where you were wearing your husband out.

Eddie’s hands now rest on your growing bump as he spoons you from behind, pressing soft kisses against the back of your neck. You snuggle back against his warmth and let out a happy sigh as your eyes drift closed.

“M’so happy,” Eddie mumbles against your skin and you giggle at the shiver it gives you.

“Oh yeah?” you ask. “Why’s that?”

His hands travel up and down your tummy, legs tangling with yours in the mess of blankets.

“Got the most beautiful girl in the world in my arms and she’s carrying my baby. How could I not be happy?”

“Good point,” you answer. He huffs a laugh against your skin and presses a few more kisses there.

A sudden small thump from inside your womb makes you break out into laughter as Eddie sits up in alarm.

“Was that..?” he trails off.

“Yeah,” you say in glee. “That was a kick.”

“Holy shit,” Eddie says. He hovers over your body, pressing his hand up against where the little movement occurred. The baby kicks again and you let out a squeaky giggle as tears start to fall from your eyes. Eddie’s eyes are wide and when he looks you in the eye, you see some concern there.

“Sweetheart, does it hurt?” he asks.

The mixed emotions on his face almost make you want to laugh at how adorable he is. He’s excited but worried, cautious but thrilled.

“No, baby, it doesn’t hurt,” you tell him. There’s a third kick and you both laugh this time, Eddie’s own eyes welling up as well.

“Holy shit, she’s moving. There’s a real baby in there,” he says.

“She?” you ask, eyebrows lifting. “And what, did you think I was growing a doll in my stomach or something?”

Eddie breathes out a chuckle and rests his forehead against yours.

“You know what I mean. And yeah, I’m saying there’s a little girl in there. As pretty as her mama.”

At the fourth kick, Eddie presses his lips against yours in a soft kiss.

“How does it feel?” he whispers against your lips.

You think for a moment, pressing your nose up against his as you try to think of something to compare the feeling to. But you come up short.

“It feels amazingly weird,” you tell him. “The best weird in the world.”

“Aw, she’s going to be a weirdo, just like her daddy.”

You laugh and pull him down against you for another kiss.

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson fic #eddie munson fan fiction #eddie munson fanfic #request

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wind-becomes-lightning · 9 months

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Hiiiii, so sorry I missed your post, congrats on NINE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS HOLY SHIT! may I humbly request obito with this pose (pinterrest wouldn't let me save the photo or get a link so I just screenshotted it ahakfldhak) ...did you already guess I'd pick obito... yeah... oh and a random song I associate with him is 'until there is no end' by lorn. Anyways congrats again!! And no worries if you don't want to/I'm too late! Mwah smooching you, I love to see your art!

I know you said obito but i knew in my heart that it needed to be Tobi <3 :D thank you for that funny last prompt

#ask things #art things #nisi follower celebration #uchiha obito #obito uchiha #how to impress your ex boyfriend #or intimdate him #whatever you want #either of them is fine LOL

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https-cyber-slxt · 1 year

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Holy shit! Your blog is an oasis in a desert istg. Finally some proper unadulterated femdom content on this hellsite. Thank you so much!

If your requests are still open, can I please get some sub!Dante content? General headcanons or just a little pegging for my bbg :) Up to you. And thanks again <3

P. S.: A word of advice: try to avoid more explicit tags, like sub!character or dom!reader, and use something more general like character x reader. I've noticed that Tumblr algorithm doesn't take into account actual contents of the post and shadow bans based on tags. I've seen some really outrageous stuff fly under the radar, because it only had fandom tags and nothing specific. Hope this'll help at least a little bit. You don't deserve to deal with this bs. Wish you the best!

hiiiii anon, I really appreciate these kind words, here just for you.

Oh and I'll absolutely give you your “daily” dose of pegging Dante :P

Devils Do Cry!

Sub!Dante x FemDom!Reader

A/N: I am so unmotivated (also it's 10 pm and I'm tired as shit, so if this is bad, I'm sorry)

“So... Who's Elizabeth?” you question out of nowhere as you pull your sword out of the Hell Caina's chest, causing it to wither away. Dante becomes stunned at the question, raising a brow at you. “Just another Devil Hunter, why?”

He swallows thickly at your serious expression. You prop your glasses up and wipe the blood off of your weapon. “A little birdie told me that you went on a *date* with her last night” Dante whimpers and furrows his brows before propping himself up properly. “Oh yeah? Well maybe that little birdie was trying to make you jealous” your face becomes even more serious. “Why would Nero wish to make me jealous?”

Dante stops in his tracks and nearly bursts into a sprint, damn you little nephew! “I uh- uhm-” his sentence cuts off as you grab his collar and shove him against a wall. “Don't lie to me Dante! What were you doing last night!?” He sobs as he licks his dry lips. “I'm sorry (Name), but I promise I didn't do anything, I just- walked her back home, that's all, and Nero must've thought something else“

You drop Dante and turn away, walking back to his office space with him not far behind you.

☆~ 5:30 PM ~☆

You lie on your stomach as you flip through the pages of the magazine, munching on the cheese pizza while doing so. Your fingers rest at the bottom of the page while your eyes fixate on the pictures, making you unaware of your surroundings. Your reading becomes interrupted as the doors slam shut, making you look up at Dante. “Jeez those two are a pain in the ass” he sighs while stretching.

“If they're so annoying, why are you friends with them?” you ask while flipping to the next page, placing your hand under your chin. “Well you know, it's nice to have some company in this shithole” He answers while walking up the stairs. You scoff and lift yourself off the couch. “Hey! Which drawer do the magazines go into?” you shout while fiddling with the book in your hands. “My desk drawer!” oh wow real helpful.

You roll your eyes and walk behind the desk, opening up the top drawer, nope, the middle one, nu-uh, the bottom one perhaps? Your hand grabs the handle and just as you're done opening it halfway, you slam it closed and grip the magazine in your hands even tighter.

A few moments later Dante rushes down the stairs, oblivious to your shocked expression. “Hey babe so, Morrison will be here in a few and- are you okay-” his sentence cut off as he stares at your grip on the bottom drawer handle.

You both stand there in complete silence, until you stand up and purse your lips, dropping the magazine on to his desk. “So how long have you had those?” you ask while side eyeing him. Dante stands there in complete shock. He lifts his hands up and defence, trying to think of an excuse. “How. Long. Have. You. Had. Those?” Now your entire body was facing him. “A-awhile it's that, I've been hesitant on asking you..”

NSFW Below The Cut X3

A bright blush covers his face as he answers your question. “Bend over the desk” you command while opening the drawer with your heels. “But Morrison-!” his sentence interrupted as he's pushed against the desk. “I don't care about Morrison, if walks in here that'll be his own problem. Now, bend over the desk, and take off your pants while you're at it”

A sob leaves Dante as he follows your command, taking off his pants and boxers while bending himself over his work desk, spreading his legs open and resting his chin on his forearms.

Meanwhile with you, you pull the strap-on out of the drawer, and you're not gonna lie when you say it's packing a decent size, 8-9 inches at least and relatively girthy as well. You notice the ring gag in the drawer and pull it out, it'll be of good use. You set the strap aside and lift the gag right in front of Dante's face. He gasps and looks back at you, you smile and giggle. “You know what to do” were the only words you said before he sighed. Shoving the gag into his mouth, you grab the straps and adjust it to your liking.

You reach back down and grab the lube out of the drawer. You grab Dante's hand and squeeze the lube on to his fingers. He looks back at you with confusion and you just smile at him. “I can't just shove this entire thing into you without any preparation, go on, open yourself for me” you continue smiling as he lets out a soft whimper.

Using his free hand, Dante spreads his ass open, allowing his fingers to slip in easier. He slowly inserts his middle finger in, soft gasps escaping him as he inserts another finger. He goes knuckles deep, making him arch his back, his free hand quivering and struggling to hold himself open.

His upper body basically falls limp as he starts to finger himself, getting lost in pleasure and completely forgetting about your presence. You grin and grab his wrist, giving him a fright in the process. You pull his fingers out and grab the strap-on from his side.

You tie the harness around your hips and grab the lube, carelessly squeezing some on to the strap, causing a little bit to fall on the floor beneath you. You stroke up and down, smearing the lube all over.

You slowly insert your strap into him, heavy moans escaping him as he grips the front of the desk. “Ah! nghhhh~!” drool slips down his chin as his eyes begin rolling back. You insert the entirety of the strap in him, the harness touching the skin of his ass.

You readjust yourself and lie on top of Dante's back, wrapping your arms around his shoulders. You short thrusts cause sobs to escape Dante as tears begin to fall from his eyes, leaking onto the desk below him. Your nimble fingers remove themselves from his neck and creep down towards his dick. Your free hand wraps around his leaking cock, pumping up and down gently.

Your other arm wraps around Dante into a chokehold, making his hands move from the desk to the arm around his neck. Letting go of his dick, you untie the gag move your hand back to its original position, pumping faster than before. “Shit! You're killing me! Just fuck me already! I need it, please!” Dante's tears roll down on to your arm along with his drool.

You unwrap your arm around his throat, causing him to drop on to the desk. You grab his arms and lock them behind his back, speeding up your pace in the progress. Dante cries and moans, not caring of someone or something hears him. “God fuuuck~! Yesyes! Oh you make me feel so- so good! Ah! Ah~! Nggggh!”

Your hand lets go of his arms, but like the loyal slut he his, he keeps them there as you grab his hair, lifting his head up and biting his neck. “Yes!! Oh fuck yes! Faster, faster! Fuckmefuckme!” Dante moves his hands to his dick as both your hands grip his hair and jacket collar. “I'm g-gonna cum! Pleaseplease! Let me cum! AH!” his begs and pleas turn into a nonsense of sobs as you rake your fingers through his messy and sweaty hair. “Cum for me” you whisper in his ear.

Dante sobs and cries as he releases all over the floor, some even getting on his desk. Quite sobs escape him as his left over tears form a small puddle beneath him.

Just as you lift yourself up, Morrison busts through the door, an unpleasant look on his face. “Considering that you two have stopped fucking like two rabbits in heat, just take this before my day is even more ruined” Morrison hands you a letter, not saying another word and slamming the building doors closed, his car revving up and leaving the area just as quickly.

You set the letter aside and stare at the fucked out Dante beneath you. “What to do with you...”

#fem reader #devil may cry #gaming #dmc5 #dante sparda #dante sparda x reader #dante x you #inbox #vi's answer ☆#anon

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HIIIII yes I'm still here I just saw your tag about Matt Smith!Master to allow for face repeats and MY GOD👀 I simply think he'd kill it and I need to SEE THAT

omg hi pal!! happy new year 🥳🥳 how's life treating you?...oh my god. have you been here the whole time watching me descend into madness over the Toymaker. i am so sorry 🙈💖 holy shit can you imagine how hard Matt Smith would kill it as the Master?! i don't know what it is about Eleven but he has this undercurrent of dangerous energy that makes him thrilling to watch when he's mad...and we get to see it in full force when he's playing Mr Clever 😳 he actually stated at a con a while ago that if he were to come back, he'd like to play the Master 👀 to add fuel to the fire, check out this gorgeous art of Smith!Master by @Haf_art over on Twitter 🥴💖 i'm actually weak in the knees...! as we have canon precedent that Time Lords have at least some control over their appearance during regeneration...i've seen some folks theorise that the Doctor often doesn't because they're usually regenerating in a hurry (which seems on-brand, given how they drive the TARDIS 😂). all the psychological fuckery that would accompany a Smith!Master is so delicious...as a fan of the Dream Lord, i'd be interested to see how Fifteen or a future Doctor would play off a Master with Eleven's face, because he seems to have been uniquely full of barely-repressed rage (though to be fair, i'm not yet at Twelve's run and know i have a lot to look forward to 😉)!!

#opening this up to the floor - who else would like to see Matt Smith play the Master #it would be hysterical if it were David Tennant but then i think we'd be pushing it #i think Christopher Eccleston would also give a chilling performance but he probably wouldn't want the role #doctor who #the doctor #the master #matt smith #smith!master #eleventh doctor #ncuti gatwa #fifteenth doctor #tenth doctor #twelfth doctor #david tennant #peter capaldi #ninth doctor #christopher eccleston #starleskasks #long post

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papermint-airplane · 4 months

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Everyone: *shocked gasps, surprised whispers, and one loudly panicking alien man*

'The Watcher': Happy now, Rose? I'm here.

Aiden: Aoife?! Aoife Ee?! Is that you?!

Aoife: Hiiiii, Aiden! Nice to see you face-to-face again. Been a long time, huh?

Aiden: Not long enough if you ask me.

Aoife: Still holding a grudge, I see. Maybe this will remind you of happier times.

Aiden: Mmmph!

Aiden: Get off of me! Are you crazy?! I mean, yes, obviously you are extremely crazy, but are you even crazier now than the last time I saw you?! When you had your goons hunting me down like a gnarleep from the Fr'ge'xl forest?!

Aoife: Hey, come on now, that's all zholxtroth slime under the bridge!

Aiden: I will be the one who decides where the zholxtroth slime is, thank you very much! And it is absolutely not under the bridge!

Aoife: You can't blame me for what I did! You'd have done the same if you were in my position!

Aiden: No, I wouldn't have! Nobody else on Sixam would have done even half of what you did!

Viridia: HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE AND WHY ARE YOU TONGUING MY MAN?!

Aoife: Your man?! You're forgetting I was watching your date. He could barely stand to be near you.

Viridia: THAT IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER THINGS.

Aiden: Yeah, I had a really nice time, actually.

Viridia: IF ANYONE HERE IS GOING TO FORCEFULLY KISS AIDEN, IT'S GOING TO BE ME.

Aoife: Oh is that so? What are you going to do about it? Fight me?

Viridia: HELL YEAH, SQUARE UP, BITCH!

Aoife: Have it your way!

Viridia: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!

Rose: Hey, did we all forget whose showdown this was supposed to be?! 😫

Angela: Do you know what's going on?

Bailey: I never know what's going on.

Angel: My whole world view is a lie. Everything I know is crumbling into dust right in front of me.

Aoife: She's right, Viridia, this is between me and her. So if you'll kindly fuck right off...

Viridia: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ME.

Aoife: *psychic effort noises*

Viridia: WHAT THE--

Viridia: ZZZ...

Aoife: Hush now, the adults are talking.

Eleanor: Was that some sort of psionic wave? Can you do that?

Aiden: Yeah, it's not that impressive. Every Sixamite in their first stage of development learns how to do that before they can even crawl.

Aoife: Now where were we? Oh, that's right! You were being a ginormous pain in my ass!

Rose: I did what you asked me to do! Why won't you honor your word? 😣

Aoife: Because I was lying, idiot. I wasn't going to actually follow through on naming you the winner. I wasn't going to name anyone the winner. I was going to eliminate all of you, one by one, until Aiden realized that there's nobody in this galaxy or any other that loves him as much as I do and he'd have no choice but to fall into my arms and I could finally CRUSH HIS HEART INTO A FINE POWDER AND BLOW IT BACK INTO HIS FACE, THE SAME WAY HE DID TO MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Angela: Holy shit, she really is crazy...

Aoife: But I guess all of that is ruined now, thanks to you.

Rose: What are you going to do now? 🤔

Aoife: The only thing I can do.

Aoife: I'm going back to my control room.

Rose: H-hey! 😨

Aoife: Oh. Just one more thing, though.

Aoife: Even if I had no intention of keeping my word, you still deserve an extra-special reward for your performance.

Aoife: Enjoy.

Rose: Huh?! 😱

Rose: Gkkk! AAAAGHHHH!

Rose: You! You bitch!

Aoife: It's what you deserve, Rose.

Rose: A-Angela...I'm s-sorry...control room...wormhole...generator...go...home...

[electricity crackles]

Aoife: Congratulations, Rose. You won.

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#sims 3 #ts3 #sims 3 gameplay #mine #non canon just because i feel like it bachelor challenge #ncjbiflibc #sim: aoife ee #sim: aiden ayy #sim: viridia nn'ox #sim: rose schaeffer #sim: angela hirano #sim: bailey swain #sim: angel angel #sim: eleanor tinley

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imahyperfixatedbitch · 4 months

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🎅A WENDIGO CHRISTMAS🎅

@untildawn-secretsanta

@lookimtryingmybest HI!!! This is my present for you this Christmas!! I hope you enjoy it! You'll get some good old nonsense in the end. I was planning to draw you something but I couldn't so I wrote my first fanfic ever for you! I hope you enjoy it!

You could call Josh the revengeful type. He was like, planning a super elaborate “prank” in order to finally avenge his sisters’ disappearance after the very infamous joke they pulled on Hannah. However, Josh had been doubting the usefulness of such a plan. It had started not long ago, after a call with Chris and Ashley, he started feeling bad about it. First he thought about Chris and Ashley:he had very mixed feelings about them. One part of him was jealous of Ashley, as he loved Chris, his childhood bff, but the other part kind of wanted her as well? Weird. Then he started thinking about his friend Sam, she didn't even participate in the prank, and lately they had been supporting one another. Then the final factor appeared: Christmas was near and his parents wouldn't even be here to celebrate it with him, and if his sisters weren't here either, what was the point? So he had an idea to solve both problems: what if he invited all his “friends” (he's not even sure they still are his friends) for Christmas? Then he could decide if he forgave them AND he wouldn't be all alone. Josh hated loneliness. So he called them all. And these kids apparently didn't want to attend the family dinner because everyone accepted.

Everyone was back at the lodge, the first people to arrive were Ashley and Chris. They came together and Josh could feel his “mixed feelings” about them rise the second he saw them.

“Hey bro! Hey Ashley!” He greeted them

“‘Sup”

“Hi!” he hugged both of them. Quickly afterwards an awkward silence settled in.

“Anyone wanna play dnd?” Chris spoke in an attempt to stop the awkwardness, and, I mean, it worked because now Josh and Ashley just felt despair.

“Dude please tell me you didn't bring all of your dnd stuff…”

“Uh…”

“I asked you if you had it before we headed out and you swore you only brought presents!!” Ashley joined in the complaints.

“Well, I mean, playing dnd IS a present!”

“Ugh…”

“So will you guys play or-”

“NO.” Their little banter was quickly interrupted by noises they heard in front of the living room.

“This bitch better get lost on her way. I can't stand her ugly ass.”

“Calm down Emily…remember we're all here for Josh today” Oh, another couple with issues. Hopefully they can fix them for Christmas, that would be like a hallmark movie. Matt and Emily entered the place, and immediately noticed how their three friends were looking at them.

“Oh, did you guys like, hear us?”

“Yeah.” Josh decided to be honest, but before any of them could really address it. A braided blondie came in with her boyfriend.

“Hiiiii” she cheerfully greeted and hugged everyone, well except Emily of course.

“This bitch-” Emily quickly interrupted herself when she saw the pleading look Matt gave her.

“Almost everyone is here, where's Sam?” Josh asked.

“Right here.” Sam was right behind him and just gave him the fright of his life.

“HOLY SHIT SAM WHY”

“Ha, I'm getting back at you for all the times you scared me” she playfully elbowed him.

After a while, the atmosphere was still pretty tense, no one was really doing anything. Sam took a look at Josh and noticed how he wasn't looking really comfortable. She decided to talk to him.

“Hey, Josh”

“Sup Sam.”

“Are you planning to do anything? Like, watching a Christmas movie, do you have a Christmas playlist? Maybe board games?”

“Uh, I mean I bought beers”

“Let me take charge for a while.”

Sam stood up and started assigning tasks to her friends, dividing them in groups (that she chose carefully).

“Okay so, Ash,Chris and Josh, go turn the electricity generator on in the basement, then we can get more light, no offense Josh, but these candles are not enough. Matt and Emily could start getting the table ready for dinner. Jess could change the decorations a bit, Josh, I know you love your favorite indie horror movie's Christmas merch but I think Jess could make everything a bit, uh, prettier. Mike and I could go searching for board games or anything that could entertain us tonight, okay?” Everyone nodded and started working on their assigned tasks.

“Why does no one want to play dnd!? It's so interesting!”

“Dude!”

“What!?”

“I'm shivering!” Ashley chimed in.

“Oh, do you want one of my flannels?”

“How many flannels do you have!?”

Josh clicked on a secret button on the wall,it revealed a closet full of flannels, there was like every flannel you could imagine. Red one, purple,pink, barbie flannel, horror flannel, flannels with fur on the sleeves, etc…

Ashley gasped “What the hell!? I'm actually impressed.”

“And I'm the weirdo because I like dnd. You're obsessed with flannels!” Chris shook his head.

“Flannels are useful okay!?” Josh defensively responded.

“Oh I like this one!” Ashley tried a green one on.

“Oh my god it was made for you! That's some high quality flannel dude.” Josh admired as Ashley spun around in her new flannel.

As they descended in the basement, Chris started working on the electricity generator while Ashley and Josh remained on one side, a bit away from him (they just finished bantering because Josh complained about Chris’ phone addiction).

“So…how have you been since-”

“Don't worry about it Ashley. I've been doing well, tonight I just want to have a good time with you guys okay? You and Chris mean a lot to me and well… I don't mean to get between you two because I see how you look at eachother you know? But I like being with you”

“Josh…we also enjoy every minute we spend with you”

“Oh-”

“What are you guys talking about?” Chris joined the conversation back.

“What are you talking about Matt?” Emily and Matt were only supposed to get the table ready for the dinner but surprisingly the conversation turned into Matt opening up about his insecurities on his relationship with Emily.

“Matt, you are everything I could ask for. And I've never been happier since we've been together and you better understand that! You're beautiful and you're just a great guy, so don't you dare deny it! And Emily's always right, thank you very much.” Matt didn't expect such direct praises from Emily, he just jumped to hug her as she hugged him back with a surprised look. Jessica passed by the kitchen and threw a disgusted stare at Emily and Matt.

“Emily don't do that-” Emily didn't listen to Matt as she kept walking towards Jessica at a fast pace. When she got near enough, she opened her arms and gave Jessica the warmest hug she ever received.

“Emily? What-"Jessica mumbled.

“I already lost a friend last year and I won't lose another one. I won't let that happen, got it? Especially not over a stupid guy named Mike. You may be a bitch, a huge bitch…”

“Woah”

“But you're still my best friend.”

“Oh Emily” Jessica broke the hug to get a better look at her “I'm so sorry for what I did, I want to go back to how we were…”

“Jessica, I know you're sorry and that you're happy with him and I'm happy with Matt, so let's forget about this stupid feud over some stupid guy, and let's be besties again, I won't take no for an answer by the way.”

“YES” The girls started happily cheering for their friendship as Matt watched, proud of his girlfriend.

“Jesus, these board games are old.” Mike coughed because of the dust.

“Yep, they haven't used them since…”

Mike sighed “I think about that everyday”

“I know Mike, we've talked about it. And you know what I said, you're sorry, everyone is, but now it's time to move on, look at how happy Josh was when he saw us. This is how we can honor them: by celebrating the best Christmas for them.”

“You're right…”

“How are things with your father going by the way?”

“Oh you know, the same stuff as always, he acts like a douche and has those dumb expectations”

“Mh I see…”

“Let's stop talking about me. Let's talk about you, Sam. How are you doing?”

“Oh! Uh well you know, the same stuff as always. I have to take care of everyone again.”

“Yeah, you probably made me accompany you so I could talk about my problems,heh.”

“You got me there. I mean sometimes being the mom friend is tiring you know? You guys give me a lot of work. Helping Chris, Ash and Josh figure out they all have feelings for eachother is hard!”

“Oh yeah! Everyone knows it! Well, except for them. But you're right Sam, we should make an effort to get along better and you know, listen to your problems too.”

“Aw thank you. Nice talk bro!” Sam lightly punched his shoulder.

“Ouch!”

“Oops”

Everything was now ready for the perfect Christmas. The dishes were on the table. The Christmas tree was beautiful and the living room was shining with all the decorations. The lights were on and the lodge was warm. Sam and Mike had some movies and boardgames prepared for the night, and Josh's (odd) Christmas playlist was playing in the background. Matt, Mike and Sam were playing a board game, Jess and Emily were catching up and Josh,Chris and Ash were cuddling together on the couch while chatting about geeky stuff. Suddenly, the lights started flickering and finally turned off. Screams were heard (mostly from Mike). The lights turned back on, revealing a tall and pale creature standing in the living room. Our friends didn't know it, but it was a wendigo. The time stopped, it was like everyone was too stunned to speak, petrified. The wendigo opened its mouth.

“I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need…”

Josh immediately recognised the beautiful singing voice.

“Hannah!?” The wendigo put a christmas hat on its head. “Yeah!”

“Where have you been!?”

“Long story short, I fell from a mountain into some mines and I ate a dead body to survive and now I look like that!” Hannah cheerfully explained.

“Hey you look just like the monster from my favorite horror movie! Cool!” The two siblings hugged.

“Wait a minute, Hannah. Where's Beth?”

“ Uh… JOSH LOOK SANTA PUT THE PRESENTS UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE!”

“NO WAY DUDE!”

Everyone ran to the tree. Each person got wonderful gifts from their loved ones. Emily got a new bag and jewelry, Jess got new clothes and makeup, Mike got an ugly Christmas sweater and he didn't know it yet but the next day Jessica would take him out to adopt a puppy together, Matt got some more material to practice sports, Chris got a new videogame, Ashley got a new book collection and Sam got some sweaters.

Josh decided that he would give up on his plan. He had the time of his life with his friends and he got his sister back. The rest of the night went wonderfully well. They danced, had a delicious dinner and played board games. Emily and Jess apologized and catched up with Hannah. They even sang together when they organized a Christmas karaoke. In the end, it was the best Christmas everyone could wish for. “Hey Hannah, have you ever played dnd?”

“Chris…” Josh sighed.

“Show me!” Hannah responded, surprising everyone.

#until dawn #secret santa

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jennyandvastraflint · 3 months

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Xena Reactions S2Ep10

Uhhhhh... Wat. Why is there an archaeologist. And a car...

XENA??? GABRIELLE???

OMFG WHATTTT it's giving Indiana Jones

Badass Gabrielle and Damsel in Distress Xena? 😂 Janice and Melinda

I'm... Confused. Are we doing AUs?

Is this an Indiana Jones AU

OH FUCK SOMEONE WAS STABBED

Yes this is an Indiana Jones AU... 😂 THE XENA SCROLLS

HIIIII CALLISTO

"Xena is the dark haired one" shfhs

"Before he died, daddy taught me to read ancient syntax" shdhdhf

Pls... 😂 This is amazing.

"I just mean that maybe we're both living in our daddy's shadows"

IS THIS JOXER... IS HE FRENCH. BWAHAHAHAAA 😭

Ew not the Joxer/Melinda pushing

Who is this... I'm confused... But ok

Aaaand the stairs turn into a slide. Of course.

The French accent makes me want to punch Joxer even more btw

HIM JUST NARRATING FILM PLOTS 😭

MELINDA TRIPPED A BOOBY TRAP

She found the scrolls

Bye Marcus Xena goes back to her gf Gabrielle

Oh naur, Melinda

Janice saves the day DID SHE JUST SHOVE MELINDA IN THE BOOBS

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION :D (Jenny somewhere in the distance: Orgas-)

Sfhrhs thonk

Awww, Janice runs to Mel's rescu- ew. Why is Ares there. Please don't.

"I'm allucinatin"

Oop. Ares made them shoot each other

SJDHSHFH FAKE BEARD. FAKE ACCENT.

"You're related to Xena?" Ares starts laughing like the maniac he is

Okay so Ares was imprisoned by Xena?

Does Janice think she's a descendant of CALLISTO SDJFHS

"Wrong blonde"

Awww, drugged Gabrielle

HOLY SHIT. Melinda just twirled that sword. Also the change??? WAIT IS. IS THIS ACTUALLY XENA? Or her descendant being trained. SHE JUST HIT HIM SOMEWHERE SHFHDHS

She is actually Xena!!!

"Gabrielle was never useless" HUAAAAH 🏳️‍🌈🥰

Not the flashback to the CPR 👀

Awwwww, they gonna kick Ares's butt

"No that would be awful. People were trying to REST in there." I love her

NO PLEASE 😑 Ares.....

I really don't like Ares.

YES DRAG HIS ASS BACK

JANICEEE (or... Gabrielle) <3

ajdhfhshshfhfhshdbfhf Xena hitting Ares with it

Janice saved Xenaaa!!!

Did she just blow that shit up.

Oh. Was this like... Xena's soul in Melinda's body earlier. Because she went back to Melinda after.

"Together?" "Well, not if you don't... want... to..." THEY'RE TOGETHER IN EVERY SITUATION. HELLOOOO!

PFFFT The meta at the end

#v watches xena #THIS WAS FUN! Confusing but fun.#Also petition to kick Joxer into the sun? 😂#xena warrior princess #xena and gabrielle #xena #the xena scrolls

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hiiiii ask for you infodump about rwby volume 10 and what you want to happen

HI THERE FRIEND!!!! thank you for the ask <3

i want u to know that i specifically went to my spotify to put on my "amitola" playlist before going to answer this ask, so that should tell you where my head is at

of course for rwby v10 i want what the majority of other people want, for the bees to be shown in their relationship and for others to react to it in ways that really allow us as the audience to BASK in the fact that the bees are in an established relationship and are HAPPY. cause like, just thinking abt catradora and korrasami, well we get to see them get to that kiss and get their happy ever after, but in the show that's where it ENDS (i know with LoK they had the comics that let korrasami go past that point but i digress) like of course i could say all that and i WOULD say all of that

but

YOU CAME INTO *MY* ASK BOX. so you know exactly what im gonna infodump about. you know WHO im gonna infodump about

ilia. fucking. amitola.

we saw her last in all her collarbone-apparently-redacted glory in v8 along with a couple of other tertiary characters during ruby's speech montage. she had a fairly long focus shot (imo, for a side character) that showed her getting a call from ghira. so we KNOW that those three are going to be together-- and by the logic of ghira and kali being blake's fucking parents!! we can assume that they're going to all end up heeding the call and gathering where everyone else is. so that means that we can also assume that they'll all be there for the reunion in vacuo.

(no seriously where did they go???? i havent been able to unsee it)

ANYWAY.

so i want to see that reunion. i want to see blake fling herself into her parents arms and for ilia to kinda hang back bc she's like, still doesn't quite know what to do with herself-- and doesn't QUITE know how to relate to blake anymore. they left on good terms, but they haven't had much time to really rebuild their relationship by any means, so ilia's just standing there, heart tearing in half a little because there she is. she didn't die. ilia had mourned for her, had gone through that grief alongside blake's parents and now? now there. she's standing right there. and suddenly it's just so overwhelming that she starts turning a deep blue, right from her roots, her irises turning a deep icicle blue, sharp and unforgiving like the presumed loss she had to go through all that time ago.

and blake? she sees it. out of the corner of her eye, above the shoulder of her mom while in their embrace, she sees ilia shaking like a leaf. and she goes to her after another quick murmured reassurance to her parents. and she just opens her arms to ilia. and ilia flings herself into blake's arms and breathes her in because gods. she is real. she starts whispering "you're here. you're alive. i lost you all over again and now you're here."

and that's what i hope from canon, but am i going to stop there? no because hello. ilia fucking amitola.

the CATMELEON SHIPPER IN ME wants blake to reply with something cheesy, with something utterly heartbreakingly beautiful, something like "you could never lose me. i've always been in your heart, and you've always been in mine. and that's not going anywhere."

THEY HAVE A SPECIAL BOND OKAY CANON WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME FOR FUCKS SAKE.

what i want CANON to do is to have ilia and yang finally fucking meet and talk. for ilia to give the "hurt her, no one will hear from you ever again" talk.

as @averagemrfox said in their tags

like OH MY GOD give me THIS. holy shit this is genius. maybe yang spots ilia looking restless and tense after an overwhelmingly emotional day after blake "comes back from the dead" and sees her sitting at the outskirts of the city/their camp or wherever. and so she just like. says hey. you know the best way i find to burn off extra energy? and ilia agrees to a hand-to-hand no weapons (and yang promises not to use her arm gun at all) and it feels GOOD to get the energy out. so they could have a good conversation that way and establish like, that ilia sees how good yang is for blake and how happy she is and ends with the whole, catch her off guard kinda blow and tells yang that if she hurts blake again, she'll obliterate her from the face of remnant.

what RAY WANTS BC OF THE EMBER RAINBOW SHIPPER is for ilia to get the upper hand and successfully pin her down and we have a delicious moment of sexual tension where ilia's got yang's hands above her head and her weight on her hips and she just catches the way yang's eyes sparkle in the dying sunlight of the golden hour and she just can't help herself, can't stop herself from saying "so that's why." and for yang to be just as pleasantly thrown off guard - "what's why?" and at this point ilia's freckles are flaring pink, her irises following suit and - "that's why blake fell in love with you"

like ON GOD GIMMIE. YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT ILIA WOULDN'T SEE YANG AND EITHER 1) IMMEDIATELY GET JEALOUS OR 2) IMMEDIATELY AND UTTERLY FALL IN LOVE WITH HER TOO (or both? both is good)

shipping aside, i need ilia to STOP BEING FORGOTTEN ABOUT GODDAMNIT. this is just a general complaint of the fandom in general from my pov. like i dont REALLY see posts cross my dash, the ones that talk about rwby in general or rwby v10 specifically, it's like. ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT ILIA FOR A SECOND??? like y'all wanna see everyone react to the bees being in a relationship and YOU FUCKING FORGET ILIA?!?!?! THE LITERAL FIRST ON SCREEN CANONICALLY CONFIRMED LESBIAN??? AND NOT ONLY THE FIRST ON SCREEN CANONICALLY CONFIRMED LESBIAN, BUT HER LESBIANISM WAS CANONIZED BY HAVING HER LITERALLY CONFESS TO BLAKE'S FUCKING FACE THAT SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH HER!!!!! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!! WHY ARE WE SLEEPING ON ILIA AMITOLA?!?!?!!?

anyway. i had to get that out of my system apparently LMAO

so where else do i want to go with this??? i mean there's so much i could say, how i want rainbow bees to actually happen bc im greedy but i love the story they told with the bees already so i don't see that happening in all seriousness (and shoehorning ilia into the bees relationship feels like a disservice to the growth the bees went through together so i GET that but i just think it would be NEAT. blake has two hands, yadda yadda and all that)

i could talk about how i want canon to reveal that ilia was actually blake's first kiss because that would be so much better than the implied fact that adam canonically was, and that just makes my skin crawl, so to have it be ilia would be DELIGHTFUL to say the least.

i could talk about how i want ilia and weiss to be an endgame couple, if nothing else for the fact that a) it would be great for weiss' growth arc, ending up with a faunus -- but not only JUST any faunus, to have one that was SO detrimentally impacted by her father's dust empire, and to heal that hurt together and have those journeys weave together in the end. and b) i just want to be greedy again and tie ilia to a main character bc it will mean we will get to see her more than just for a few minutes every so often.

i COULD also talk about how there's a great idea to have emerald and ilia end up together because, similar villian redemption arcs, opposing colour scheme, similar unrequited love type situations. it's just RIFE for a great set up and that would be great.

i COULD talk about so many things related to ilia fucking amitola and rwby v10 but i think i've definitely said quite a lot of things already, so i'll just cut it off here skghsdfkghdfg thank u for ur time and attention if u have made it this far and have enjoyed or even just slightly made sense of my ramblings

*gets off amitola soapbox*

#rwby #rwby v10 #ilia amitola #catmeleon #ember rainbow #ray replies #followbeaujes #beaujes #thank u for letting me go off skghskgh #im not sure you were expecting this though so SDKHSGKDH

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shinestarhwaa · 2 years

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Hiiiii!!! I saw that you're writing for Ateez.... Could I possibly request for an Ateez reaction to reader who often dresses cute and light, only for them to find out that reader has a tattoo(like those badass dragon or skull ones- DEF GIVING MAFIA-) when they accidentally moved their hair or removed their jacket☺️. But that's only a suggestion and if you're comfortable to do it. Anyways, i hope you're having a nice day/night. ☺️☺️

Hii there! Yes I'll totally do this! I hope you like it!

ATEEZ REACTION TO YOU HAVING A BADASS TATTOO

Ateez x fem reader

No warnings

Hongjoong

Hongjoong had been working with you in the studio for a while now, writing a new song about love, the love you recently found in each other.

As you wrote your hair got in the way and you quickly tied it up in a bun, revealing your neck.

It didn't take too long before Hongjoong saw the skulls tattoo, his mouth falling open.

"Damn, Y/N, you could've told me before about that tattoo."

For a minute you got nervous. "Is it bad? Do you not like it?"

"What? No. It's hot."

You were glad the studio was soundproof, concealing his next actions.

Seonghwa

Seonghwa always thought there was something about you. Even though you always dressed in cute pastels and loved the adorable korean trending fashion styles, he knew there'd be something about you that'd surprise him.

Today he knew he was right. It was March and the temperature rose up every day. Today you were sat in your garden, having a romantic picnic with your new boyfriend.

Feeling a bit sweaty in your jacket, which warmed up in the sun, you decided to take it off.

Seonghwa couldn't help but check you out and quickly noticed the big dragon tattoo on your shoulder, peeking out from underneath your racer top.

He gasped softly and his eyes widened. "Wow," he spoke as you noticed that he saw your tattoo.

"That's... Hot."

You smirk and lean towards him. "I'm not all unicorns and glitter."

Yunho

It was finally the day Yunho was gonna introduce you to his parents. You stood in the hallway and Yunho offered to take off your cardigan.

"No, no baby I gotta keep that one on," you said.

"Wae? It's getting hot, you can take it off, you're not showing anything."

"Yunho, I'll be showing this."

You shook the cardigan off your right shoulder and revealed the large spider web tattoo on your arm.

Yunho was shook, to say the least. "Wow... I had no idea you had that tattoo," he said.

You laughed. "I was gonna tell you later on~"

"I wish I knew sooner. It looks really good," he winked.

Yeosang

It was date night and you just entered a fancy restaurant. Yeosang and you had been going out for 3 months now and due to busy schedules you hadn't taken many steps into your relationship yet.

But tonight was the night and you felt it in every thing. Every glance or look. Every touch.

You felt on fire.

Yeosang was so kind to take you on a date even when he just had worked all day, you sure were lucky to have him.

The gentleman he is for you, he took back the chair for you to sit on.

You smiled widely and sat down after taking off your leather jacket. "Thanks, love."

That's the moment he noticed the large, dark witchy tattoo down your spine. You totally forgot you had an open back dress on tonight.

"Holy shit. That tattoo."

"Oh shoot, my tattoo... Right-"

"I don't know if I can make it through dinner, knowing you have that."

You laughed. "Well you gotta, I'm hungry."

San

You were cooking a large and delicious meal for San after he came home. You were so nervous.

Today you got impulsive and you got a new tattoo on your arm. As it was hot you wore a tanktop so he'd see right away when he'd get home. You hoped he wouldn't mind, find it hot even.

And your thoughts didn't disappoint you when he came home.

"Hey baby, is- Is that a tattoo?" he gasped.

"Maybe?"

He stroked his fingers along the red dragon. "That's gorgeous," he smiled.

"I'm glad you like it," you kissed him sweetly.

Mingi

Mingi and you had been friends for a long time and only just started dating, so you hadn't gone too far with him yet.

But you knew tonight he was making moves and having a large back tattoo of a dragon worried you a lot.

But when the moment came, taking off each others shirts he smirked.

"A dragon hm?"

He caressed your back gently.

"Looks amazing on you..." he smiled. "It makes me want you more now."

Wooyoung

You knew your boyfriend well. He was a little wild at times and definitely made you loosen up through the years.

Now yesterday night you went out with your friends and on a dare you tattooed some skulls along your shoulder blades, thinking it looked really cool.

Now tonight you just called him into your room. You wanna tell him, but it kinda made you nervous.

"What is it, babe?"

"I got a tattoo last night."

His eyes widened. "A tattoo? Wah, show me," he smiled.

You took off your shirt and showed him your back. His fingertips grazed over your skin.

"Hm, they look gorgeous on you, makes me wanna have you more than ever baby."

Jongho

You were nervous about showing your tattoo to Jongho. Therefore you told him you weren't ready to go too far yet, even though you wanted to.

You just didn't peg him as a guy into tattoos.

"Why are you so squirmy?" Jongho grinned. He pulled you closer, making your skirt lift up higher up your thigh, revealing the big spider tattoo.

His eyes went wide and he went silent.

"I... I'm sorry I didn't tell you, I was scared for your reaction-"

"That's so hot."

Well let's say you definitely took a step further that night.

#kpop #Fluff #Mild smut #Its rlly barely there #ateez #ateez reaction #reaction

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silk-scarlet-ribbons · 8 months

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Hiiiii so I just tore through all of “children of the stars” in a haze and oh my god???? I think it’s my new fav Tim and Jason fic???? It’s just…so good, holy shit. The way you write Jason and Tim’s trauma, how it interweaves and sometimes helps them understand each other but also sometimes makes the hurt so much worse. How hard Jason fights to keep a lid on the Pit because his kid is more important than his vendetta. How Tim wants to believe people care about him but also cares about his family so much in return that he still puts their safety above his. Just. All of it!!!!

You also balance serious tones so well with the lighthearted elements, it’s truly a work of insane skill. I enjoy the super serious, deep explorations of trauma just as much as I enjoy Tim Drake, Child Encyclopedia or Jason stress-baking for a small army. It continually reminds me that no matter how heavy, this fic is ultimately a story about working through your past to make a better future.

Just wanted to pop over here and give you your flowers. Thank you so much for writing!!

HI oh my god I'm so late to responding to this, I'm so sorry friend! I'm so happy to see that you enjoyed the fic so much! I really love writing about trauma and how that impacts recovery, so it always means the world to me when people tell me that the fic works for them- especially with trying to still make it funny, too, because I feel like there's a bit of an inevitable balancing act there. There's just something about the audacity of hope with these guys that makes the exploration of their little budding family a joy to write about, and I'm just so thrilled that it brought joy to you as well. I'm absolutely delighted by the flowers, thank you so so much! <33

#scar answers #thank you sm <3 #children of the stars #fic talk

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antlerx-art · 9 months

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GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 1 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️

STARTING IT OMG.

IT’S HIM IT’S LITERALLY HIM I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS???? I MEAN I SUSPECTED IT BUT IN THE FIRST SCENE????

is that the bentley thing he’s using????

ALSO THEY ALREADY KNEW EACH OTHER????? BUT I GUESS ONLY CROWLEY REMEMBERS

“there you go, lovely”😭😭😭

“i’m Aziraphale” / “nice meeting you” AND YOU WON’T TELL US YOUR NAME? MH??

“LOOK AT YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS.” and aziraphale looking at him oh lord

nah crowley has a point shut up aziraphale

AZIRAPHALE WANTING TO KEEP CROWLEY FROM GETTING INTO TROUBLE AS ALWAYS 😭

THE WING THING NO FUCKING WAY. NO. FUCKING. WAY.

london present day hiiiii HI AZIRAPHALE

noooo WHY IS SHE CRYING

this is so cute i’m going to combust

OHH CROWLEY AND SHAX SCENE i know this by heart

so i guess the something going down in the up is gabriel

“you’ll tell me what i need”???? which is?

frozen peas💀

MAGGIE AND NINAAAAAA (holy shit!)

poor aziraphale NOT THE HUG STOP. WHAT IS THIS. POOR AZIRAPHALE

THE EXTREME SANCTIONS THIS IS CLEVEEEERRR

HERE WE GO another scene i know by heart

“i have no idea what that feels like”sure👍🏻 stay in denial

“I think it’s my brain but i’m not sure” oh i know he’s gonna be the funniest

THE BOX!

“his royal smugness is in trouble that’s so sad” why is this so???? i love crowley

the box is empty well I should’ve expected it

“you’re funny, i love you” okay so gabriel confessed before crowley 😍

“jaaaames long for jim short for gabriel”

aziraphale has A LOT of patience i could never

hi muriel!

TONE OF VOICE? i love them

“BECAUSE THERES A NAKED MAN THERE?”💀

“ANGEL”!!!!!

NOO NINA HAS A PARTNER ☹️

“ASK HIM PROPERLY.” bye i thought it was gonna be some sort of miracle but it’s actually just crowley shouting at jim

WHAT. OHHHH HES MAD HES DEFINITELY MAD

“YOURE ON YOUR OWN WITH THIS ONE”? like crowley is right i also wouldn’t trust him BUT COME ONNNNN

OHH THATS WHEN HE SMOKES AND EXPLODES but the scream is different from the trailer

and nina and maggie are locked in 🫢

FINALLY FOUND OUT HOW MURIEL IS PRONOUNCED

michael acts like my maths teacher

BEELZEBUB HELLOOOOO

THEYRE IN HELL what the. hell?

I KNEW IT i knew they were gonna offer him to become duke of hell

“EXTREME SANCTIONS” again the marketing for this show is great

okay so anyone involved with gabriel’s disappearance will be deleted from existence and crowley is worried about aziraphale

nina and maggie are literally crowley and aziraphale i love them

NO FUCKING WAY THATS GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY ITS ACTUALLY IN THE SHOW NOW

so what they’re saying is that *aziraphale* is the one who knew maggie’s great grandmother lol

WAIT all those theories about crowley ringing the bell and then saying “i’m back” being two different scenes because of his position in the room when he was actually just being dramatic and took 20 steps away

A PROPER APOLOGY WITH THE LITTLE DANCE WHAT DO YOU MEAN

apology in 1941? HMM????

WHAT. IS. THIS.

aziraphale and crowley will dance in season two! the actual dance: 🧚🏻‍♂️💃🏻

I want to see every single wrong take of this scene every single blooper

oohhh so that’s why muriel won’t recognize him that’s smart i should’ve considered it

no rapunzel you have to stay here fathers know best ‼️

HEAVEN DEFINITELY DIDN’T NOTICE A THING 👍🏻

I was about to say that even though episodes are shorter than season one you don’t actually notice the difference but maybe I just paused it too many times and it became half an hour longer

tagging @neil-gaiman since he said he was interested in reading live reactions

#tagging this in every possible way i don’t want the extreme sanctions #good omens #good omens season two spoilers #good omens season 2 #go2 spoilers #gos2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #gos2 #spoilers #gos2 reaction #good omens season two

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