#oh i eat this shit up EVERY TIME

[bibxrbie]

"Between Anakin and Luke who is the better Jedi?"

"Who's the strongest?"

Blah blah blah.

Every single person who thinks it is Anakin is wrong because Anakin "coolest thing about me is my kids" Skywalker would beat you up for thinking that his son isn't the greatest thing of all time.

#you know im right #if this man could chew he'd be eating metal every time someone so much as suggest that luke was anything but perfect #vader canonically loses his temper everytime someone from the empire suggests that luke isnt the biggest threat they're facing #he's like “what? do you mean? we should focus on someone else? luke skywalker exists and i have to follow him actually” #luke gets kidnapped and Vader kills the people who did it because only HE is allowed to hubt and traumatise his child like that thank you #“oh but anakin is the chosen one” you say #neither anakin or i care we're to busy admiring luke as he fucks up again #kylo meets anakin in the afterlife prepared to complain about luke and his 'failures' #surpised to find that grandpa 'number 1 luke stan' vader couldn't give a shit #'oh he tried to kill you? clearly he didn't do a good enough job. hey you think luke is open to advice? give him advice in killing people' #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #darth vader #dad vader

[billcyphersballsack]

Hey isat fandom? Yeah I’m here to place an order uhhhh about a million more “what if a different party member looped and went insane so that 1) I could see them be insane and 2) Sifrin can catch a FUCKING break :)” aus. Yeah just load um onto a truck and deliver um straight to my house. Kay thanks

#I eat that shit up every day of the week #oh and if one of you bitches makes an actor au I need to be the first to know Kay thanks #in stars and time #isat

[asahicore]

another kdrama another side couple im obsessed with

#doctor slump #they are SO cute #i love it when kdramas have a couple where both or one has kids like thats my shit right there #and you get to see them bond w the others kid and then bond w each other.. oh my god #also that actor is everywhere and he eats his role up every time i love him #emma.txt

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

burgertron HATE ged prep . burgertron PILEDRIVE WHOEVER MADE IT SO THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE 4 SEPARATE TESTS TO GET A PIECE OF PAPER THAT SAYS YOU DID IT into THE FUCKING DIRT!!!!!!!

#the captain's rambles #if you couldnt tell im having a bit of a rough time <:'] #my mom is like “oh well youre Making it stressful it's gonna be okay” I HAVE TO FUCKING DO SHIT WITH VARIABLES #THIS SHIT WOULD BE STRESSFUL EVEN IF I *WASNT* ALREADY DREADING DOING IT #i HATE education i HATE SCHOOL i hate everything this STUPID SYSTEM STANDS FOR and most importantly I LOATHE VARIABLS #whoever put LETTERS ?? in MATH??? Die. #because now i have to fucking figure out what x and y are on a practice test #i dont even HATE math normally. in every other instance of math im actually okay w/ solving questions #ged math ??? is on some shit #FUCK geds man i hate it here . i wanna just fuck off and go do whatever and be productive with something i Actually Enjoy Doing #not having to sit here and do tests so i can get a piece of paper that does nothing but allow me to apply for a community college #<- a place i am EQUALLY unexcited for and dreading #miserable fucking books i have to do work in. and then i gotta do like 4 different equally fucking miserable tests for each subject #and then i have to pray to god i didnt fail and i got the minimum passing grade of AT LEAST 145 out of *200.* #im going to destroy Everything. #i dont want congratulations for doing this shit either because i didnt wanna do it IN THE FIRST PLACE !!!!!! #im only doing this because i HAVE TO to get my parents off my ass about it not because i WANNA #if it were up to me i'd be doing just art and collecting or other hobbies i ACTUALLY ENJOY and i wouldnt be worrying about academics #but we cant have nice things so now i have to stress abt this shit like a college student studying for midterms #rant over. im gonna go eat now . pray 4 me that i dont kill someone /lh

[ilonacho]

it hit me what makes me the most miserable abt my work week is how it’s just school all over again. just hanging in there until the weekend. repeat. repeat. repeat

#5 outta 7 days im at work. 2 days of freedom #2 days to do chores n run errands n relax n sleep n draw n catch up w/ friends n go places #and if u gotta reschedule itll be weeks before ur available again #like for months now ive tried to get together w/ friends but our days off dont match n shit keeps coming up #not to mention im fucking tired! im exhausted! i want to sleep in and then draw the rest of the day! #i think the worst part is that back in school.. at least it didnt matter as much? because it all led to an end aka graduation? #like i didnt mind the wait for next weekend as much cuz it was temporary #like eventually ill graduate and then ill have freedom! (i thought? for some reason??) #but now its like.. the weeks are going by so fast this year is already almost over i turn 26 in 2 weeks #and this is.. the rest of my life? like youre kidding right? this cant be it? #i get off work n then i have to take care of the cats n chores n then eat dinner n then shower n then its late and i gotta sleep #before work the next day. i dont have time nor energy to rly do anything #and ill get that feeling of like. oh well at least it brings me closer to the next ‘weekend’ #but i dont wanna live weekend to weekend #i mean im thankful to have a job n coworkers i love like i truly hate it there sometimes but i also am happy and thankful for it #but yknow.. it shouldnt have to be like this #i worded this so much better in the shower but im tired of feeling like school part 2 like what the fuck man #ive had work every single day since we came back from our trip n i just dont have time/energy for anything #i need to open commissions back up but i havent even gotten around to starting one a friend asked for #not to mention this years christmas card ive barely got the sketch done for #and again. my favourite holiday. halloween is on tuesday and while we did plan halloweeny stuff it just has not felt like halloween #i havent had any ideas/energy/time for any halloweeny art #+chores n errands etc lmao we havent even been to the grocery store yet (calling us out here) #it just. suuuuucks aaaaaass man the world is so beautiful life is a gift i dont wanna spend it like this

[rattusn0rvegicus]

I understand why the weed ppl make it their whole personality now. Because that was An Experience

#I had way too much it was just ONE EDIBLE but it was TOO MUCH #EVERY SOUND WAS SO SCARY I WAS TERRIFIED OF THE AIRPLANES BC THEY SOUNDED LIKE ALIEN SPACESHIPS #AND EATING FOOD WAS HORRIBLE EVERYTHING FELT LIKE IT WAS ACTIVELY SUCKING WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH #AND I KEPT SEEING RANDOM LIGHTS IN MY ROOM #And being scared that my weed hating roommate was downstairs (she had left for work hours ago) and gagging and feeling shit go up my throat #Also I could barely walk. And my partner was having a WORSE time somehow 😭 #OH AND I WAS SO CONFUSED AND KEPT RUMINATING ON SHIT #Music sounded SUPER COOL though and the first like 30 minutes everything was great and hilarious #Okay I'll shut up about it now lmao #If I ever do it again I am taking HALF. #Weed cw #Drugs cw

[alphagodith]

why did none of my fucking doctors tell me i can instantly relieve otherwise hours-long agony just by drinking a bit of baking soda in water...

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL MY MEDICATIONS USELESS PREVENTATIVE TRASH WITH A MILLION SIDE EFFECTS WHEN I HAD ACTUAL RELIEF RIGHT HERE IN MY PANTRY THE WHOLE TIME

like i get that if you are experiencing abnormal pain you should get it checked out but IN THE MEANTIME i could have been treating myself, and even once i got seen they didn't give me jack shit for the pain!

#heartburn #acid reflux #health #medicine #GERD #legit so mad #i have suffered so much and have so much internal damage FOR NO REASON #oh sure let's make me coat my stomach with chemicals 3 times a day every day for the rest of my life #oh sure let's give me weird shit to inhibit my natural acid production and if i ever stop taking them it will come back EVEN WORSE #oh sure let's coat the FOOD i eat so it doesn't come back up my throat #BUT WE CAN'T POSSIBLY JUST NEUTRALIZE THE ACID ITSELF THAT WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE

[todayisafridaynight]

thinkin back to the rggo story where mine saves daigo after he gets kidnapped because daigo thought kiryu was in danger and mine immediately scolds him for acting recklessly and daigo’s just ‘no one’s ever stood up to me before aside from kashiwagi’ and how that calls back to daigo’s Y0 substory where kiryu tells him only true friends will stand up to him and put him in his place and im--

#snap chats #'i'm going to be normal' WELL I WAS LYING. LIKE A LIAR. WHO LIES. #ill go in my kitchen in a sec im just. I'm Just. #*gross sobbing* #rgg really made up for Y3's Everything by giving the rggo stories and im so serious about this #people I Am Also A Part Of People complained about not being able to see mine and daigo together much and see their friendship #and.... the rggo stories..... bro theyve been fueling me for months..... im so ill...... #BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH THATS WHY I GET INSANE OVER DAIGO'S Y0 SUBSTORY TOO #like daigo just wanted- NEEDED real friends who would ACTUALLY be there for him for him #not for his status or money or any of that superficial shit #it genuinely makes me happy how dedicated mine is to daigo like No Shit but it's just. *crying* #i love how mine does tell daigo when he fucks up though i love that so much #like mine's such a funny character... he's so cynical yet when he gets the chance to pour his heart out he does #he meant it when he said he didn't take sharing a cup lightly and /i/ want to eat a cup because of it #THIS IS THE SAME SUBSTORY WHERE MINE BUYS A STOCK IN EVERY TAXI COMPANY LIKE DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN #ALL OF THAT JUST TO BE ABLE TO FIND DAIGO #dear god dont get me started on the hamazaki/mine rggo story. oh my god it's THAT but 10 billion i'm going to throw up #i'm just. i HAVE to go into my kitchen or i'll end up typing another essay jesus CHRIST #LIKE AGAIN I FEEL LIKE IM NOT SAYING WHAT I WANT OR GETTING MY POINT ACROSS BUT AAAA #i just need everyone to know i AM still ill over them i just havent had time or many ideas to sit and draw/write something

[piplupod]

people defending their precious white man of the week and ignoring BIPOC pointing out his racism Yet Again. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired!!!!!!

#im literally shaking right now im so fucking mad #''he's not racist what are u talking about show me proof'' #[one google later] oh wow i found all this proof with literally one attempt at googling. crazy. i wonder why u couldnt find that on ur own #and then they say ''no he said this thing so its fine :)'' i go look at the thing. it is white saviourism. again. as always #''he's keeping the culture alive :)'' he is twisting it beyond recognition actually. he just took it and ran with it. #and now he's trying to cover his ass! #and white ppl will just eat that shit up lmfao. #''wow what a mature response'' says his adoring audience and his response is literally just ''i can do what i want bc im white'' #i will not get involved in the replies of a post. but man. i'm fucking livid. literally shaking right now. #im so fucking tired of anti-indigenous racism being brushed aside like it doesnt matter #yall just bulldozed us all over and then tried to wipe us out when we didnt respect yall and now you continue to fuck us over #and then get upset when we try to say we would like A FEW THINGS TO OURSELVES. INCREDIBLE #the white ''i need access to everything all the time no matter what'' attitude is SOOOO blatant #this isnt even going into his antisemitism lmfaoooo #literally a list a mile long and ppl still plug their ears and close their eyes and yell LALALALA IM NOT LISTENINGGGG #also here's your necessary ''not all white people''. i know. i'm aware. theres some good ones sure but they shouldnt need to be coddled #and reassured every time somebody complains about white people general behaviour. let me complain!!! its a pattern of behaviour!! #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Crawling out of bed after an 11 hour shift only to realize that maybe. maybe I'm not exactly taking care of myself

#i can see what's happening i just don't know how to stop without feeling guilty #it's like. overtime is approved and i can pull in extra money + i have made NO financial recovery since getting my car #and it's like. oh I still have energy and feel good i can just help out :) #and then reply to my friend 6 hours after they messaged me and then go straight to bed and eat like shit bc im too tired to cook #it's like. i know what the consequences are but it feels like it'll be different every time when it really isn't #and now I'm building up the reputation of being the guy that stays late to help out and. this cannot be good for me 👁👁 #and it's like. yeah I'm a little paycheck to paycheck and in credit card debt but I'm not *struggling* you know? #methinks growing up as poor as i did left a very deep impact on me :/ #i. need to go home on time for the rest of this week. i hope. I'm. thinking out loud #shai speaks

[ginalinettiofficial]

listening to teen talk and tbqh it’s WILD for matt to say the og record of this ep was their worst episode ever when they were just coming off of their ACTUAL worst episode ever and didn’t seem to notice at all the fucking CRIMES they committed by putting spirit hallow peen into the universe

#d speaks #dndads #sorry i’m never a hater but it’s been YEARS of me listening to every single thing they do and eating it UP #and then spirit hallow peen dropped and it was the first time i was like oh this is. bad this is just bad wtf is going on #sorry sorry i’m done being a hater i’m putting the hate away but i AM hyped to hear the OG record of attack on titanic now #because i’m wondering what about it made matt come to that conclusion #(i know they’re not ever gonna know this but. i feel like it was probably bad because it was set up by such a shit ep) #(a la ‘if there’s problems in the 3rd act there’s really problems in the 1st act’) #okay i’m done now just had to get that off my chest

[howldean]

i need more fics where cas is “more” traumatized than dean

#like bear with me. i EAT UP dean trauma fics #but i feel like most of the time when cas has issues it’s like oh his family doesn’t get along oh he was disowned #and then we spend twenty chapters going through deans family issues and consent issues and self worth issues and so much more #and i eat it up every time. but when we think about canon and all the shit cas has been through i want that to be more apparent in fics. #canon or au but i’m mostly talking au here. i need him in shambles i need him a wreck give my angel real problems

[tompettyreal]

never let an atlantan fool you into thinking they can drive in the rain

#eat all the grass that you want #doodles #this happened less than an hour ago btw #and we were not going fast. i swear to jeebus we were going . 35 mph max. #homeboy turning left decided to creep out into the intersection at 15 mph despite oncoming traffic being less than 100 yds away #like bro? #bro? #are you even looking bro? #use your eyes bro? #and im not gonna shit you here this happens EVERY FUCKING TIME IT RAINS!!!!!! #it wasnt even raining HARD #it was a SPRINKLING AT MOST #yet this continues to happen. the clouds let loose a lil pee pee and the citizens of atlanta lose their entire shit #roll up to the office like what up ladies i just saw a car crash and theyre all like oh yes us too. 2 for me. 3 for me. i barely missed 1

[bangcakes]

LMAO????????????

#PLS. I WAS WONDERING. #THE BLOOD SAGA CONTINUES #sungjin #day6 #well not blood #but like. him being rough with himself. god its so funny #im about to list all the horrific things hold on #1. when he said that he just keeps eating n shitting n eating again in a continuous loop until he gets so drained he has to nap #2. when wp revealed that he went into the washroom n saw sj got a nosebleed from washing his face too hard #3. when he poured capsaicin straight into his mouth n ended up bleeding #4. when he said that whenever he brushes his teeth that his elbow hits the wall so hard every time #oh my god #fave

[nomaishuttle]

like pirating is so normal 2 me i forget there r ppl who r like antipiracy which btw is stupid. obviously

#LIKE. IDK ITS JUST WEIRD. WDYM YOUR PARENTS JUST.. BOUGHT MOVIES ?????? did you not eat as a child. be serious #that happens sm where ill be like haha. yeah. you guys remember the ol 'oh im not hungry' trick your dad used to pull #and everybodys like what. no and im like no you know where hed be like oh im not hungry but after everybody else ate hed grab the leftovers #it is like annoying. like i understand not everybody grew up in poverty but the way ppl will act like its likee. insane #there was this one time where we were doing wants vs needs for 4th grade #and one kid was like a need is having your own room. and i was like <- shared a room with both of my siblings at the time Thats not true #and everybody in my class looked at me like i was crazy. like ok laura sorry your basement movie theater is bigger than my apt but we cant #all live like that. thats true btw there were these twins and they had a halloween sleepover party and they hsd to invite me bc class rule #and it was so like. there house was hugeeeee we didnt even go to their rooms bc 'they were messy' #but we just hjng out in the basement where there was legit a movie theater. and an entire seperate living room from their main living room #which we also werenr allowed to go in #genuinely think its bc they were forced to invite the poor kids Lmao. so we werent allowed to go to the main house #lest we get our poverty germs everywhere or steal something #but yeah it was awesome. but i also think that was one of my huge Oh life is unfair radicalization moments #but i mention likee. even lighthearted shit from my childhood. and ppl r like O_O THAT SOUNDS SO TRAUMATIC #and its like. the traumatizing part of poverty isnt like #being close witj my siblings and having done a lot of activities outside of like. going to disneyland #or getting a new toy every week. yk...im not saying poverty isnt traumatizing bc it is but its like #annoying that you mention anything abt it and evrrybody in a 50 mile radius is like POOR THANG!!! like. no i think its funny that we always #got rly shitty junker cars that my grandpa sold to my mom. i was joking sbt the fact that my moms never had a car eith functioning brakes #i wasnt like. asking for pity #but whatevrr