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OIOIUGHHH THE. THE BONK ONE. OUGH YOU DRAW HIM SO WELL THESE ARE SO CUTE SCREAMINGGG
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I do as commanded, happy birthday!! I see all your delicious prompts that you provide and appreciate your service. Hope today is wonderful 💜
Thank youuuu!!!! I really appreciate you 💗
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neocities guide - why you should build your own html website
do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again?
try neocities!!
what is neocities?
neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words:
"we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."
why should I make my own website?
web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!!
building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.
what would I even put on a website?
the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !!
here are some cool example sites to inspire you:
recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content!
space bar | local interstellar dive bar
creature feature | halloween & monsters
big gulp supreme
peanutbuttaz | personal site
dragodiluna
linwood | personal site
patho grove | personal site
getting started: neocities/html guide
sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css
sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating
web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics
w3schools | html tutorials
templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements
eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with
sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles
rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles
fun stuff to add to your site
want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found
blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe)
gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs
internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers
momg | gif gallery
99 gif shop | 3d gifs
123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages
cbox | add a live chat box
moon phases | track the phases of the moon
gifypet | a little clickable page pet
adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet
tamaNOTchi | virtual pet
crossword puzzle | daily crossword
imood | track your mood
neko | cute cat that chases your mouse
pollcode | custom poll maker
website hit counter | track how many visitors you have
web revival manifestos & communities
also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web!
melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum
melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival?
melonking manifesto |
status cafe | share your current status
nightfall city | online community
onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance
sadgrl internet manifesto |
yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource
reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience
in conclusion
i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :)
say hi to me on neocities
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We never Periwinkle-d
We never did, if we would have
Periwinkle painted the room
Well drill over again and again
In the thoughts as things
That lavender shade would have
Had me sleeping better
Or just crazy thinking
And tilted was a difference of born too
And this in capsuled relativity
I wouldn’t walk along burning coals
Nor endure or enjoy
The smell of bodies decomposing
Humanitarian efforts
Always have aromas
Until targeted
Add vapors of gasoline & oil
That padding just under and backed in seat
The carpeting the plastic
In a flame inform the eternal inferno
Of who
Leaders
Takemetoa
Taboo
Sex
Abortion
Divorce
It’s Sad
Sex
Addicted
You
It’s Say
Up bringing
For a beginning
Umbrellaed
Children
Kicking
In the famine
U FUCK
I don’t receive proceeds of……,,,
It’s comical :)
Can an American Family
Refer to Orange Juice
As O J again
During breakfast?
;)
We nev’a added periwinkle
Hypoxia
A side affect effect inflict oh
Upon a Coleman
AEIOU
Border Kansas
And drop all thee unwanted (captured wanted)
In that State
Catapult them into a lake of water
There is always innocence dead in waters
Over the years
This way we can say who has been dunked
Dunk a criminal
Into Kansas
It’s the place for Criminal Life
Add walls
Of 50ft
Better than saving for a Country
Cunt tastes better when not afraid
The serial killer not killed said
It’s a mind hunting
New season on
The flix
That’s
Net
Next
Wonka it
It was in OJ court preceding’s
Glove up!
Can we have the KHart
Buster Seat
He’s always on my TV
Even in Yoga
He looks small!
;)
(WordsbyMM|MMybsDroW)
Swallow a capsule
I wanted that Bitch at end of night
But she
Was already tired by the end of day
Evening
The toll pike guy
Acted so weirdly
Had a touchdown in hand
Don’t take offense
Soft Lavender
The side kick never donned gloves
Those are for dates
Translator
Fall guy
All swallowed engulfed encapsulated
All see
We never periwinkle-d
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since tumblr is removing icons on the side of posts on the dashboard i think they should also remove them inside the posts
and then they should change the way the reblogs look so that each addition is below and on the left of the previous one so that it makes a sort of stairs shape
maybe they could even underline every username!
oh and they should also add vertical lines for every reblog, i think it would look cool
and if there's a ton of reblogged additions they should make the first few ones all squished and stuff to the point where every letter has it's own line and you're just reading words vertically
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part of my nimona viewing experience. idk why but i got super emotional in the first five minutes.
ID by @peachygos
[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawings of a person watching the movie. The first screenshot is Ambrosius's introduction; he grins at the camera as the news anchors introduce him, his name in big print on the screen. The person watching thinks with a bored expression, "Ah. Ok. This guy is gonna be the jackass. Typical golden-boy stuck-up prince that thinks he's better than the underdog. I see where this is going.
The next screenshot is of Ambrosius and Ballister on the platform above the arena, Ambrosius doing his news anchor bit and saying, "Aaand will Ballister be broody on the biggest day of his life?" Ballister laughs at his antics. The person watching now has a small smile, as they think, "Huh! Aw, they're actually nice to each other and are friends! I wasn't expecting that, that's nice-"
The third and final screenshot is a shot from behind of Ballister leaning his head on Ambrosius's shoulder. The caption reads "the knighting ceremony is just moments away." The person watching now has a touched, soft expression, like they're holding back tears. They think "OH." as a partially transparent doodle behind them bends over crying and blubbering, with another doodle showing their heart shot through with an arrow. /end ID]
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