#oh lord 💀

[totiredtowrite]

not some wack ass anon in my inbox saying im rude to female readers

#and then calling me the n word #and then the f slur #oh lord 💀 #i rly hope whoever that was gets a life and learns to love themselves 🥺 #any who have fun being reported to tumblr 😍😍😍😍 #...miscellaneous

[silverbastardgoldenfool]

The Fool (notoriously in love with Fitz):

FitzChivalry Farseer (notorious heterosexual):

#realm of the elderlings #fitzchivalry farseer #the fool #fitz and the fool #realm of the quarantine #robin hobb #rote #fool’s quest #i just. 🤦‍♀️ #first of all 'lord golden had been a handsome man' like........ it's so suspicious #that you're not even like oh no my childhood friend no longer looks like himself #you're specifically grieving the loss of the beauty of a character he played who you didn’t even like #like why are you singling lord golden out specifically rather than Fool or Beloved?? #and why his handsomeness and not just like his health or vibrancy #idk bestie if my friend was disfigured obviously i would be devastated for them but i wouldnt be like #damn they were so gorgeous and sexy and this is a loss for me personally #like you would just be sad that they no longer look like your friend right? #I'm explaining this terribly cos I just woke up but anyway. gay jail. #also let's be real 'handsome' is such a radical understatement for how enraptured fitz was by lord golden's beauty lol 💀

[soranker]

Favorite Trigun character?

teehee..... can u guess 🤪🙈

#have to work on hw again so will be answering more qs 👍 #this aint even CLOSE to half of all my drawings of him 🤣💀 #also fellas. we are nearing 1 whole year of drawing wolfwood.💀 #safe to say ive never drawn a single character this many times in my life before 🤣 I'M SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED BY IT #IT'S MY FIRST TIME HAVING A FAV CHARACTER THAT I CAN BOTH RELATE TO AND THAT'S. LIKE. ACTUALLY DEEP AND INTERESTINGLY WRITTEN LMFAO💀 #like i remember rly being hit by his worldview while reading trimax... i was like whoa........ he thinks just like me fr T_T #and on top of that he also has a really beautiful arc T_T trigun/trimax fr is set up in a way that's like. how could u NOT love this guy!!! #so yeah that's the super short version of why i lawvvv him so much SDJFGHAHA #i dont have a ton of time to get into it atm but i could literally talk about this guy for hours. oh my lord. my little pookie-boo.

[mrkeatingsblazer]

Idc anymore; the Percy Jackson series is bad and I blame Ricks stubborn ass

#Percy Jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #Percy jackson series #Percy jackson and the lightning thief #pjo #pjo series #annabeth chase #rick riordan #percabeth #nico di angelo #Apollo #grover underwood #love the cast #they deserve better #this is so boring oh my lord #pacing is dogshit #“it’s made for kid! yeah middle schoolers not 6 year olds💀 have some action #show don’t tell PLEASE #best part of the last episode was the di angelos and they weren’t even in the shot #bianca di angelo

[mwagneto]

why is it that literally Every Single Woman moffat writes as a love interest for the doctor is someone he meets when they're little girls and he's a grown ass man and they all grow up idolising him. and he also has a whole episode where a grown woman befriends and spends a day with a child every day for her but once a year for him and then she gets with him like a few days after meeting him as like an 8 then 9 then 10 etc etc year old. i need this man to die

#like this happens. at least four times. the only exception is missy which is a whole different beast #when i make the video essay abt moffat what then #watching his era like crawling through broken glass fr please just stop writing women please im begging you #and at least i like 11 and amy rory river. even if the era sucks at least my little guys are there #but oh my god . ohhh my god im already dreading . what's next. #i think im gonna just like. start every episode and then skip when i get annoyed coz lord 💀 #doctor who #anti moffat #anti steven moffat #dw lb

[gyuhanniescarat]

So, I'm trying *keyword: TrYiNg* to finish this Ricky fic to get it up in time for Ricky's birthday in Korea time.... but its...

YALL I DIDN'T THINK I WAS THIS DEEP IN THE ZB1 & ZE_ROSE RABBIT HOLE BUT WHAT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE LIL BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR OUR BOSS BABY RICKY AND ZE_ROSE HAS BECOME SO UNHINGED SO IF I DON'T GET THIS PIECE POSTED BY 9PM KST IT'LL FOR SURE COME OUT SOMETIME SUNDAY (aka Saturday for me since I'm an American Ze_rose!!).

in the meantime, here's a little taste of what this VERY UNHINGED Ricky fic is looking like... enjoy hehehe 😈😈

#i 💀 #oh god someone please help #lord jesus help me finish and post this fic already #RICKY WHY DID U MAKE ME SO UNHINGED???/ #i'm gonna need to be sedated after this #why does writing for my bias wreckers always make me MoRe unhinged than writing for my actual biases #zb1 ricky #zb1 smut #zerobaseone smut #zb1 ricky smut #shen quanrui #shen ricky #gyuhannie talks #jessi.txt #gyuhannie.txt

[quanblovk]

It's the Mid-autumn festival so I doodled a little something hehe

#my scanner seems to be abit broke #💀 i couldn't manage to get rid of that line #might have to go back to taking pictures because of this DAMMIT #oh well lol #kirby nintendo #my art #doodle #traditional drawing #mage sisters #Zan Partizanne #Flamberge #Francisca #Elfilin #they are here to be the rabbit hehe #also dont mind how Hyness has a very big tea cup -3- #Lord Hyness #ask-magesisters

[weirdfishy]

bc of this post from @insertsanity529 and idk if the concept will make it into my fic

@thatboysgotwoah hey so. hereʻs a thing. a very loose thing but it is, nonetheless, A Thing. (a thing i didnʻt realize was 1k until Just Now WTF)

there is also a part 2 in the rbs :)

& an ao3 link with little bits added to it here and there

~

Hob is done with war and violence and terror and death and the blood on his hands, especially after that world war. (not The Great War. There never is anything great about war) Gods is he ready to put it all to rest.

He gets caught up in the arts, in preservation, in working for museums and its ilk— and some of those are old money heirs who, in addition to having taken their refuge in the arts, are connected to the occult and those old money circles. Some are young and their tongues are loose, their need to be useful and worth something presents in their pride of their heritage and what they come from, something already Grand.

So Hob hears about the Devil in Roderick Burgessʻ basement, about the lavish parties that are held at his manor in the countryside, about the cult Burgess has. And as he dusts off a sculpture, gloved fingers trailing down smooth marble, there's a likeness to the statueʻs half-worn face that reminds Hob of something–of someone. His stranger. Hob remembers asking if his stranger was the devil, if Shakespeare had given his soul, and a thought blooms in the back of his head. What if….?

But he shakes his head, finishes his restoration, cataloging, and storing. His stranger is enough to handle himself, Hob is sure, and he hardly thinks some fake occultist would be the one to contain…whatever his stranger may be.

He pats the young starry-eyed manʻs shoulder, before leaving, with a look backward too complicated to decipher by one so unknowing of war and death. Hob doesnʻt wish he knew of death and war and violence, would rather no one did, but it is separate things to glorify the thing you run from and to step back, searching for peace. Hob goes home and does not sleep until twilight, fitfully resting for a handful of hours.

The months pass. He hears of The Captured Devil occasionally, he goes to work, he cares for what was lovingly created in years past–much like himself–and he lends a hand when he can, to pick up what is left of boys and men with hazy eyes and empty hearts, knowing he was once the same (or still is, only buried deeper than one would think possible). He walks around town, for hours, looking almost kin to those plagued with sleeplessness, and he thinks, for a handful of moments, that death, life, and the in-between are all cruel in their own way.

Hob cannot stand the joyous life much anymore, too burdened with the reminders of death and those hanging between, and maybe that is why he does not go to a Burgess party. Maybe it is one of many excuses—he hasnʻt been invited (which has never stopped him before), his stranger is not the devil (people will call anything the devil these days), he needs to take care of himself damn it because no one else is and he doesnʻt ever let himself waste away after something like this if he can bloody well help it.

Then it's the weekend after Christmas of 1926, and Hob has finally found solid ground. Heʻs laughingly invited to the Burgess House by a very proud son of Burgessʻ group, their department out for drinks. Hob, who has always turned down invitations with a distracting call for another round on him, actually accepts the invitation, asking for details while the lad is half drunk and everyone is booing him, their unclever ploy for more drinks waved away. Hob buys that round anyway, but he does leave with the details written upon a formal invitation.

He goes, fashionably late and fashionably dressed, a simple deep blue–almost black, really–with silver detailing of the cosmos on the outside of his jacket, those stars falling to scatter on the upper half of his pant legs—like the sky is dripping to the earth. Hob blends in, smiles and drinks lightly, meets with the head of house with a boisterous introduction from his coworker who has obviously drank from a fair few cups already. The man, Roderick Burgess, stares at him, eyes like polished steel.

Something Hobʻs coworker says, about Hob not believing in The Devil in Burgessʻ basement, makes Burgess tilt his head and raise an eyebrow. Hob only tilts his own just so in return– what of a supernatural devil when humans are devilish enough? War is man-made, and man-taking.

His words make Roderick Burgess study him intently, and thereʻs a flicker of what Hob knows to be a decision of kinship in those eyes. Hob doesnʻt like that one bit. Burgess nods and waves to follow him, passing off Hobʻs coworker to be sat down by his father.

Hob is led into the basement, cold and wet. He stays one step behind the man—a child moreso than his green coworker in Hobʻs eyes, playing with things not meant to be disturbed—and is grateful for it when he sees what is in the middle of the room.

Hob wants to retch on the spot, remembering the paper his coworker had brought in last week that said Burgess has had his Stranger in this basement since 1916. Yet Hob goes deathly controlled, calm, and intensely observant.

He drops his jaw and gasps, letting the man crow and tell him what he hopes to get from his prisoner, of how Hob must understand, he saw the loss in his eyes. Hob goes up to the marble, eyes searching for an exit as he walks around the binding circle heʻs been forbidden from crossing. He finds a hairline square at the back of it, with the tiniest notch—a door. His eyes shine, and he lets Burgess think it's from wonder, from the chance of reviving a lost loved one.

He hopes his head shake lets his Stranger know that heʻs crying for him, that he will get him out, he swears. Hob takes in the way Burgess laughs at his Stranger for being curious to a newcomer, turning in his glass prison. Catching his strangerʻs eye, he speaks his first language, something old and forgotten by nought but him–his grandmotherʻs tongue–and makes that promise, saying it was a phrase of wonderment and appraisal. Burgess puffs his chest out and waves him away from the prison, chuckling good-naturedly. Hob shakes Burgessʻ hand, clapping him on the back on the way out, casting a long glance backward before he has to ascend the stairs.

Guilt is tearing at his throat, chewing at his stomach and knotting his intestines, but Hob can deal with that after his Stranger is free, and the Burgess Manor is burned to the ground.

#oh lord #the sandman #dreamling #hob gadling #fanfiction #fishbowl rescue #angst #i wrote this straight and i havenʻt reread it so enjoy or whatever #oh gods iʻm on a dreamling angst writing kick huh #i do call the fishbowl a marble though #fishbowls have openings for air #i had a fashion au once….hence the unnecessary description of hob’s clothes 💀 #part two in the rbs :)

[1080gb]

Holy fucking shit

Interviewed by Allan Nairn in 2001

#it's like a cherry on top #as a human rights abuser of course he's a fucking ableist #corrupts are gonna run deep if he wins Oh Lord please help us #Indo moots y'all know abt the Santa Cruz massacre right💀 #politic #indo memento

[b1rdeyes]

I cannot believe that Hannibal spent an entire season framing will then in season 2 he’s just like “:( I miss him” like brother YOU DID THIS

#man he’s such a loser 😭 #hysterical #hannibal #only just started s2 the season 1 finale was SO FUCKING GOODD OH MY LORD #on s6 of house but I got sidetracked 💀 #hannibal spoilers #show came out like a decade ago but still

[snowprincesa1]

I was literally baited into thinking Luke and Jace survive the Dance of dragons, I saw a fanart of the two of them as adults with lil children. So when Luke was up in the sky vs mega optimus prime Vaghar, I was so chill “oh Luke’s gonna go home and make it to his momma and tell her what happened and then the war starts”

Needless to say all my hope was shattered within the next minute—

Me @ the artist: as soon as I found out who you are, trust, you will be dealt with

#just realised now that the fanart was probably a jace x luke 💀 #oh help me lord #finale of hotd #hotd #house of the dragon #ep 10 spoilers #lucerys velaryon #jacaerys velaryon #op is stupid #I am op #I hate myself #I’ll never trust again #I’ll never love again #asoiaf #shitpost #I forgot this was game of thrones #I should go back to watching winx or sumn #fire and blood #f&b spoilers #dance of dragons

[snivel1]

Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#REUPLOAD BECAUSE THE RENDERING ON THE PREVIOUS ONE SUCKED #i though it looked fine but then i brightened my skreen and oh lord it was so ugly #screen*💀 #snively doodles #spamton #spamton deltarune #deltarune #deltarune oc #deltarune fanart #deltarune spamton #addison spamton #addison oc #addispam #spamton addison #snively ocs #there will be more!!! #finally back to drawing spamton!!! #the message is for other workers to not touch spamton's cookies <3 #again sorry to whoever is seeing this the second time <3

[dopehorsesposts]

you ain’t nothin’ but a dog, player, i get it (color variation + original render under the cut 🫡)

#my art #art #digital art #fanart #fallout #fallout new vegas #benny #benny fallout new vegas #benny gecko #new vegas #Oh lord #He’s BACK #MY DEARLY DETESTED #Basically vegas by doja cat is his anthem #and you might be saying ‘oooh KT its about elvis’ #No. #it’s bennys now #omfl art tags too 💀 #painting #idk. whatever. TAKE IT

[padfootastic]

“don’t apologize.” “sorry.” “name.” with jilypad, maybe? :0

oh, yes, i love this!! thank u for the ask <3

x

The silence was thundering in the wake of James’ words.

Lily’s mortified gaze was fixed firmly on her feet as she replayed them in her mind.

“I’ve seen the way you look at Sirius.”

Lily should’ve laughed it off. James didn’t even mean it as an accusation, had said it casual-as-you-please like they were discussing the weather, or perhaps their upcoming Charms assignment.

Hell, she could’ve waved it off even if it was an accusation After all, Sirius Black was an exceptionally gorgeous human being and there wasn’t a human on Earth who could refute that. He attracted admirers like it was his job.

But no, she’d frozen. Her reaction the biggest indicator of guilt she could’ve given.

“James—“ she started, before realising she didn’t know what to say. There was an expression on James’ face she’d never seen before and it was scaring her a little.

“James, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to—“

“Don’t apologise, Lily,” he tried to say but she wasn’t listening. All she could focus on was the tremble in her boyfriend’s frame and her own horror that she’d driven him to—to tears.

“Sorry, James, I’m so—“

“Lily.” The sharpness in his voice brought her babbling to a sudden halt. Lily kept her mouth shut, but her mind was still racing. James doesn’t—he’s not crying, like she’d thought.

Instead, there was a smile slowly taking over his entire face. Baffled, Lily watched as he burst out in giggles, wondering if she’d entered an alternate dimension without realising it.

She’d just basically admitted she was crushing on his best friend and her boyfriend was…laughing?

“Li-Lily,” he said, hiccuping a little as this laughter tapers out. “Aren’t you wondering how I knew?”

She could only shake her head. That hadn’t even been close to the top five things she’d been worried about.

“I know how you look at Sirius because I look at him the same way.”

Oh.

x

“So, Pads.” Sirius stared suspiciously at his best mate trying to act nonchalant. He was, quite frankly, terrible at it. His fidgeting became even worse and he couldn’t maintain eye contact to save his life.

“Hm?”

“Lily and I were…talking.”

“Right.”

“And we…resolved a few things.”

“Which—involves me how?”

“Er, yeah, about that…,” James trailed off, chewing on the corner of his lip. Sirius kind of wanted to do the same. He quickly averted his gaze lest he actually acted on his desire.

“Come on, James, spit it out,” he prompted, when nothing else came forth.

James gulped, and this was really getting too weird. Sirius hadn’t seen him this nervous in a long time, not since…he’d been…trying…to ask Lily out.

That’s not—

He wouldn’t—

Nah, he mentally shook himself. Not Possible. Lily was standing right there, steadily biting down on her nails and staring between the two of them. It had to be something else.

“We were hoping you would give us a try?”

Sirius was ashamed to admit his mouth fell open at that. It was most undignified.

“Give…you…a try?” And his voice came out embarrassingly high pitched. Wonderful.

“What he’s trying to say,” Lily finally cut in, exasperation taking over the previous nervousness, “but is finding it hard to because you’re entirely too distracting for your own good, is that we really like you and were hoping you might like us too.”

Sirius’ eyes bounced between her and James, who had turned a delicious shade of red that didn’t stop him from nodding vigorously at his girlfriend’s words.

He gave it a second of thought, just enough to consider the possibility that this might be a prank before promptly discarding it in the trash where it belonged. Even if Lily wanted to pull something like this, he knew James would never go along with it.

So it was only with the slightest bit of hesitance, of fear, that he nodded, still looking between the two people he’d previously considered out of his reach.

An excited whoop reached his ears just as he got picked up and twirled by James, deposited right in front of Lily who raised on her toes to press the sweetest kiss to his lips. Almost immediately, James wrapped himself around him from behind as Lily pressed into his front.

Sirius was helpless to do anything except close his eyes, letting himself melt into the embrace.

Send me a hesitant love prompt for any ship!

#sirius black #james potter #lily evans #jilypad #this was originally gonna be james saying sorry and lily confronting him #but that’s been done before and i wanted it the other way around hehe #dude i’m having so much fun w this i might just do the other prompts on my own #if no one sends me lord asks 💀💀 #but stepping out of my comfort zone is—!!! #also i never realised how freeing drabbles can be lol #even when i try and cram in as much backstory & unnecessary details as possible 💀 #i debated ending this after that first bit bc it was perfect w the little oh #but then i wondered if that was *true* jilypad and got some sirius in hehe #(i’m not v happy w the last line of this. it’s v abrupt. but that’s my weakest point always) #anyway #hope u liked it anon! #pen’s asks #pen’s writing #tumblr works

[ppulverse]

how am i gonna survive without music

#😭😭😭 nothing works #idek how i'm posting anything here bc literally NOTHING is loading on this app 💀 #🌙.txt #what if i just keep talking to myself here #not even discord is working bc my internet is so slow rn #lord help me #it's like 11pm so i guess i could sleep?? but i don't wanna sleep before midnight 🫠 #oh this gif is literally me rn 🫠 it's so hot that i'm melting

[whereismyhat5678]

guess who? it's me with hcs!

..Evelyn hcs? Hah, nope!

TWITCH HCS JUMPSCARE- /J

Ok ok, so first off I like to imagine since Twitch was never born with a real voice, she replicates everyone else's! Like Peppino, Gus, Stick, Gerome, etc.

She also has nicknamed many of the folks! Here's most of them:

Peppino = Mr. Pizza

Gustavo = Gnome boi

Mr. Stick = Oncelers cousin

Brick = Remy

Gerome = Short cousin!

John = Tall cousin!!

Pepperman = Apple

Vigilante = the cow guy.

Noise = Noid

Noisette = Cheesecake

Fake Pep/Bruno = The Thing (like the movie)

Pizzaface = food...

Pizzahead = that guy (..or malewife /j)

Evelyn = Mama!

Aaaand itself!/Twitch = ruoy tsrow eramthgin

It also has a pretty strong bond with the noise due to both of them wanting to cause CHAOS-

Also, whenever it manages to take control of Evelyn's body for a long period of time, other people would clearly be able to see its mannerisms, like biting at its own fingers, scratching its arms, often twitching in random parts of it's body, it's walk seeming more janky and jittery than usual, foot tapping and fidgeting with its hands or objects around itself.

Oke that it 4 now byebye-

Twitch is such a chaotic little shit-

I love this character and I absolutely love the names it gives the others 😂 NO SERIOUSLY ONCELERS COUSIN MADE ME CACKLE WHEN I FIRST READ IT- 💀💀

Also replicating others voices are cool but also CREEPY. Like what if it tricks you?…and not in a fun way….UGH SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT-

#Pizza Tower #IT’S NOODLE :00 #Headcannons #I like the fact that Twitch is like- are they like a. mix of evil and chaos? #Like they’re funny when they’re chaotic but when they’re actually causing harm they’re scary… #Gives me shivers #No legit I would hate to be led by them if they could replicate voices and use it for bad #SO DEVIOUS I LOVE IT 💖💥💖💥💞💥 #Also the nicknames are OSCAR WORTHY #Again with Onceler’s cousin THAT SHIT IS FUNNY #As well as just Apple. It probably knows Pepperman doesn’t like when people call him Apple BUT IT STILL DOES IT ANYWAY 💀 #This is so fun man thanks for the hcs 😂 #Evelyn #Twitch #(I don’t wanna tag everyone’s name oh lord- 🥲) #Just pizza tower crew will have to do 💀 #Ask(?)