#oh lord here it comes

[andy-clutterbuck]

RICK GRIMES | THE ONES WHO LIVE

#HEY MY OLD MAN #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #oh lord he comin #*me looking out the windows of the bank i work at daring someone to come in because i wanted to leave on time* #THE BEAST IS HERE #amc with their janky quality some things never changed is2g #he hot tho whatever

[evilminji]

A Moral Dilemma! Question!

Let's say there is a trucker. An average man. Kind enough, did okay in school, loves his wife and misses her like you wouldn't believe every time he has to go. Misses his little girl even more. HATES he's missing the early years of her life. First day to school, getting her up and brushing her hair into pigtails, making pancakes like his Pa used to make. The works.

But the economy is shit. Him and his wife have to work. Make ends meet. They're DESPERATE to get out of Gotham. Move somewhere boring. Safe.

But... well, places like that cost money. Kids cost money. And he did OKAY in school. Not a lot of jobs out there for "Okay" guys from Gotham.

His cousin finds him a route though. A solid job. Really pulled through when push came to shove and things were looking bad. Like he might have to take up that offer to Goon. Now he's a trucker.

And his route? Well the half way point is Amity Park. He stops to stay the night every time. Never really STAYS, has heard they got themselves a Cape and such, but? It is what it is. He's from Gotham. He minds his business. Parks on the outskirts of town to avoid getting hit.

Doesn't realize, he's getting SOAKED in Ectoplasm every time he's in town.

And this trucker? Not the healthiest man. He wishes he could be. But life on the road is not exactly conducive to fresh fruit and leafy greens. He eats more grease and sugar then his doctor would EVER recommend. In fact, has specifically warned him not too.

But some days you just need a warm meal. You miss your kid, your wife, your bed. And you know it'll be days before you can see any of them. But at least there is pancakes.

You can pretend you're eating with your family. Or at least, let the coffee be warm enough for the two of you. God, but the poor man is tired.

And as he gets close to Gotham?

Breaking News!

The Joker. AGAIN. The trucker cringes, horror filling him. What poor soul has that mad man hurt NOW? When will it end? Him and his wife are so close to getting the hell out. Thinking Kansas. His wife has been joking about pie baking competit-

No.

Oh God No.

There, on the screen, tears streaming down her beautiful face? Is the love of his life. His best friend. His EVERYTHING. And in her arms, trying so, so hard to be quiet. To muffle her terror born sobs... is his little girl. One pigtail torn from its srunchie, blood on her tiny face.

The trucker knows how this story ends.

Batman will try. He ALWAYS tries. And sometimes... sometimes that's enough. But he knows the odds here. His family are in front. Stars of this sick show. The trucker can't breathe. His heart is pounding, too hard for a man of his health.

He's not young. Should be on blood pressure meds he simply cant afford. Is panicked by a terror few should ever suffer. And? What runs in his family, strikes true. It feels so far away, the pain in his chest. He... No, he can't.

He can't.

His family.

He can't die. Leave them. They're in danger! They can't die like this. So close to freedom. Happiness. They... the..y.. ca..n..t...

.

.

THEY WON'T. HE REFUSES.

~~~

So! Here in comes the QUESTION! As you sit, watching this terrified child call for her father, ripped from her begging mothers arms, you see a green opaque man full body tackle the Joker.

You watch his eyes visible glow and change color, fight a visible STRUGGLE, like jeckle and Hyde, for control of his body. Between the monster known as Joker and what seems to be? The little girl's newly Meta father.

The Father wins.

You watch the Bat arrive with the police. Thank the man and say he can release Joker into custody. See the EXACT moment the Meta realizes something. Turns to look at his daughter, then his wife. Looks back at the commissioner.

Says "No".

Is he right to do this? To Possess the Joker, as a life sentence, to insure the safety of others? He is perfectly will to sit that life in a jail cell. Knows he will never be allowed to roam free again. But! The Joker is contained.

Is this Right? Or merely emotionally satisfying?

Discuss :3

@hypewinter @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @ailithnight @nerdpoe

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #to be honest #walker comes to collect the Joker and slaps a prisoner in him in exchange for a reduced sentence #trucker ghost and his wife move to Kansas #sometimes family is you #your mom #and your dad who is a ghost #but oh sweet jesus the screaming ethics debate here at the precinct #jason you are a crime lord #batman stop trying to save the Joker #please

[gangstagandalf]

The people have asked and they shall receive!!! A little Slytherin sandwich for all you fine folks 🐍 (all characters aged up and well into adulthood)

I’ve stumbled upon the throuple fanfics AND THERES NO GOING BACK!!

#ominis x sebastian #sebastian x reader #ominis x oc #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #ominis x sebastian x mc #throuple #three is a magic number #slytherclaw #come Slytherin here #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts oc #oh good lord

[tapwaterx]

good morning venture bros nation, guess what show i started watching

#oh good lord here come tags #dr girlfriend #dr mrs the monarch #the monarch #brock samson #rusty venture #the venture bros #venture bros #Okay that wasnt actually that bad lmao #tapwaterx

[xensitshere]

oh god oh well

I don't think Chosen will ever be useless, tbh

Bonus:

"I'm not healing that" - Victim

kinda previous

#animation vs animator #alan becker #ava the dark lord #ava the second coming #ava victim #ava the chosen one #i'm being stupid here i don't even know what i'm doing #my art #also i can't write apparently #oh well who cares right

[autism-calzone]

🎶Chicken man (chicken man) Chicken man (chicken man) La-la la la-la la la la-la la🎶

#today on uh oh my type's showing FKGBDFK/ #i MISS HIMMMMMM ohhhh feel like pure shit just want him back/ #ok ko #lord boxman #...kaio's here too but not enough for the tag lel/ #i am 100% gonna draw my blorbos interacting btw. like come ON boxman would so run peppibot factory with an iRON TALON/ #ALSO PV......... i have not forgotten his husband- i'll prolly draw him tomorrow <3/

[dollypopup]

sorry, just had to get this off my chest but like

colin, a young and attractive guy, supposedly having a threesome and watching a sex show performed by professionals whom he pays for their service when he is single and exploring what he does and doesn't like is bad for penelope, somehow

but debling a 30+ year old man feeling all up on her waist in public when she is a teenager and he has power and privilege over her and has known her for a grand total of like a week and a half is good, somehow

like this fandom has legit called Colin, a 22 year old man with like. . .2 UNCONFIRMED sexual interactions in the past a groomer for getting with Penelope and maybe introducing her to his interests (after spending YEARS listening to her and cherishing her and thinking she's fantastic) but will root on the actual 30+ year old man with an enormous power imbalance over her via his money and title to have his way with her in a backroom somewhere after knowing her for like a month

make it make sense please

#if that 30+ year old man doesn't get his grubby paws off that teenager i will start blasting #anti debling #polin #one of these men is actively being weird with her and it isn't colin #'oh but he's courting her openly' he is feeling up on her in broad daylight in a time when so much as touching HANDS was scandalous #he is a 30 year old guy who showed up THIS YEAR with an enormous power imbalance between him and this 19 year old woman #she is a third daughter in an unpopular family who has to marry well to survive and he is a lord from out of town #looking for a wife and immediately went for the unpopular girl standing off to the side fidgeting with no one else paying attention to her #and y'all are out here DROOLING for it #i do NOT understand!!!! #idk he gives me the ick #and don't come at me about 'well that was normal for the time!!!' #i hated it when anthony did it to edwina i hated it when simon did it to daphne and i hate that fife did it with goring #it is WEIRD to be a wealthy and powerful man with a title going for a teenager #like do y'all think DEBLING is a virgin??? really

[kanamesengoku]

till all the seas run dry

"Oi! Are you Shimotsuki?" Turning to his left, he squinted a bit against the sun and leaned over the railing to see a young man around his own age, dark hair mussed and a huge duffel bag slung over his shoulder. His face was open and friendly and his bright eyes stared up at Zoro expectantly. "No, uh… she's in the shop," he offered, gesturing vaguely downwards towards the door. Then, his brain catching up, he continued, "are you… Garp's… new tenant?" Apparently the boy found the question amusing, because his face split into a huge grin and he broke into a peal of laughter. "Haha, yeah, I guess that's me!" he stated, still smiling up at Zoro. For some reason, it made Zoro want to smile back.

Roronoa Zoro, university student and florist, meets someone for the first time that he already knows.

-- relationship: monkey d. luffy/roronoa zoro rating: explicit word count: 27,976 chapter count: 7 tags: modern au, flower shop au, zoro is good at math, too many hidden references, mentioned nami/vivi, mvp sanji, developing relationship, angst and fluff and smut, most of the strawhats are just cameos so don't read specifically for them lmao, minor spoilers through wano act 1

#oh lord here we GO #one piece fanfiction #op fanfic #zolu #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece #ff #mine:fic #did NOT think i would be creating that tag in 2024 but here we are!! #did not think i'd be wanting to actually wanting to write again either!! #SENKA HAS DONE THIS TO ME AND I LOVE HER FOR IT BUT ALSO :RYUMASCREAM: #anyway if anybody wants to read my silly little attempt at a story about silly little pirates here it is i just have so many feelings #stay tuned for my next planned fic (yes ofc there's another) coming in like 10 years or something after i get past the research stage HGKJS #i have to post this before i go back in and convince myself i need to add more. or change phrasing again. or both-

[zhongrin]

i gotta sleep but i was prefarming for furina when instead i unexpectedly got a thing for neuvillette and. dear lord. look at this beast. (yes it was a perfect roll i'm crying)

......

so, all in all.... (lisa's my placeholder ignore her- also what is that graph ahahahahah help)

.... and that's not counting his bonus 38.4% cd

#rin's adventures in teyvat #wait am i blind or are we gonna hit 300% cd when that crit dmg bonus comes in #....... oh. Oh. #he's not even here and he's already topping al haitham's stats dear lord i'm #sir.... chill....... #idk if his hp% will be enough but his cr/cd definitely are haudhskdhakd #i was told that more than 250 cd is useless but #let's see how effective it is otherwise i'll give it to wrio instead maybe

[rakudetama]

SOUTH PARK GIRLS!!!!!

#the doodles slowly get worse and undetailed but whatever #oh lord here comes the tagging… #south park fanart #south park #south park art #sp art #sp fanart #art #digital art #bebe stevens #bebe sp #sp bebe #bebe south park #south park bebe #nichole daniels #nichole sp #sp nichole #nichole south park #south park nichole #heidi turner #heidi sp #sp heidi #heidi south park #south park heidi #wendy testaburger #wendy sp #sp wendy #wendy south park #south park wendy #henrietta biggle

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x02 | The Bridge

#HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S9 #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger #sounds fake #here comes Papa Bear 🐻💖 #oh lord he comin #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕 #bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop #i will not beg for dick i will ask nicely one more time #RICHARD PLS #watching him walk is like when kaa does his snake hypno thing in the jungle book #it's been almost 5 years and this look still just DOES IT #me as the butt of the python #also rest your hand on my head #ya know ya know #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt

[crimeronan]

just burst into tears in a post office and immediately the entire world opened up to me. easy criers must have the best lives what the fuck. i should stop taking my prozac Immediately.

#remembered that post advice like 'if youre dealing with a difficult person the best thing you can do is cry' and let it rip #trying to get my passport application filed. she was like you're supposed to do this in your home state #maam i cant file this in new hampshire #okay i need your social security card #maam they told me at the other post office my medical insurance counted as a 2nd form of id so i have all the cards and photocopies- #nope that's not right. the state department doesn't care about that #oh i guess i can't do it today then #she looked at me like i was an idiot. you dont have your social security card with you?? #'n... no?? i keep it safe??' 'Really.' and then i burst into tears. #and then she was immediately like oh no baby just go home and get it here you have all your other docs and your application perfect #no honey you're Fine just come back before three and i'll process it. okay?? #lord i am having a Day. #home i go. war is hell.

[shima-draws]

Okay I legitimately need to break from watching OP for a bit because A. I’ve been binging nonstop and I need to actually like. Be a human person and do something else other than sitting and watching TV for 6 hours straight And B. I’m at Sabaody now and I’m fucking SCARED man. Things are so fun and lighthearted rn and I know it’s all going to shit soon and my heart isn’t READY for that yet,,

#It’s all going down I’m at the final stretch before the timeskip #Oh lord in heaven!! We’re in some deep trouble now!!! #Crying bc this mini arc has been so funny and lighthearted and I KNOW it won’t last much longer #Kuma’s gonna yeet these kids and leave Luffy ALL by himselfy. Do NOT like that #Shima speaks #I need to do art actually. I need to draw like really bad. Please #I gotta emotionally prep myself before diving back in bc I know everything from here til the timeskip is going to WRECK me <333333 #Oda IS coming straight for my heart. He IS going to snipe me through my living room window. And I will bleed out on the floor and cry #HOOOOGH. HGH. Help :))))

[autisticlancemcclain]

why! are! there! so! many! allura! haters! in! this! stupid! fandom!

#i am TIRED of it!!!!!! #i am out here being her defense attorney for some reason!!!!! #i’m fired up someone fight me in the notes i’m going to go the fuck off #allura is wonderful and amazing and i fuckinf love her #oH sHe HaS fLaWs AnD sHe FoUgHt WiTh My FaVe fight me!!!!! physically!!!!!!!!! #y’all hate women characters fr #like leave my girl alone #god. #sHe WaS wRiTtEn PoOrLy THEY ALL WERE!!!!!! COME ON #idk if i have to tag anythint for this. but lord i am actually real life mad about it #ARGH #rant

[daily-streber]

Doodles from the test stream I had last night! It was a blast!

#oh lord here come the tags #spooky month #sm streber #spooky month streber #daily streber #sm kevin #spooky month kevin #kevin x streber #sweet specter au #candybats spooky month #spooky month skid #spooky month pump #spooky month lila #spooky month radford #spooky month bob #spooky month candy dealer

[notjahrethh]

Here it comes. Rush pinball for lesbians.

#anna #pinball #pinball brothers #Oh lord here he comes #she #actually #oh lord here she comes #that makes more sense #abba