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#oh man i cant wait for next summers raspberries... theyre the best
dirt-grub · 3 years
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lol just found a thorn in my leg thats been there since yesterday 
#im an alert individual#im kind of a dumbass im like hm i could go around all these pricker bushes but nah its faster to go thru them. oh why am i bleeding lol#connor talks#thats such a specific emotion lol just taking your chances sprinting through the bush really fast#looking at ur arms and having that split second YEAH i beat nature and then suddenly there are red lines rapidly appearing#have i mentioned im stupid? yah i do this shit a lot#im always like oh no how could this have happened! i only ran thru a plant adorned by inch long spikes#raspberry canes do not fuck around in these woods lol theyll tear your ass up#oh man i cant wait for next summers raspberries... theyre the best#OH and i found a mulberry tree this year#i couldnt reach most of them but i have a plan this year lol#(i'll give you a hint- its climbing tha fuckin tree)#oughhhh i want to LEAVE this house#i miss the berries... wish there were some apple trees out here too#i need to be close to some sort of fruit source at least 3 out of the 4 seasons#oh now i really want mulberries lol but you cant exactly get those fuckers at the store#also have i. have i mentioned im dumb#i hardly ever check if theyre mulberries before i just fucking eat them off trees#listen. if i die thats my business okay#if its raspberry shaped i find its usually okay#if its a little round red berry? NO do not eat#its either yew or birdberries and neither are edible#lol welcome to connor's forest knowledge i know what i know by making so many mistakes#im just gonna muse about plants to forget i am currently inside my home dont mind me#WAIT MY CATNIP! oh hell yes i'll go harvest it and be like oh sorry its just secret catnip stuff u dont get it i have to stay out here#heeheehheehoo leaf time
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