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pokemon-personalities · 1 year

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I have no idea if i am late to the unpopular opinion nandwagom but fuck it, professor elm has the potential to be a tumblr sexyman but everyone here is a COWARD

is this your man?

#oh my god anon #next tumblr sexyman huh??

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bunnakit · 4 months

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hurt/comfort prompt number 3 for kiseki: dear to me 💕

hurt/comfort prompts 🌸

“Don’t go…” “I won’t. I’ll be right here if you need me.”

🌸

Ai Di fucking hated this. He hated the clawing sensation under his skin and the sick weight in the pit of his stomach as he desperately tried to reign in his wayward emotions in the dim light of dawn. He should be asleep, should've fallen asleep hours ago, but sometimes his mind didn't get the memo and he became trapped in an endless cycle of memories - usually ones he'd rather forget. Why couldn't he ever lie awake thinking of all the positive memories he'd created with Chen Yi these past few months?

No, of course that would be too easy. Instead he sat here with the image of every missed birthday, every letter that was never sent, every dismissal rotating behind his eyes like a cruel slideshow of regret. If he could find the projector he'd fucking smash the shit out of it. But he wouldn't because the source of each memory was Chen Yi and they were better now.

Weren't they?

He could hear the shower in the next room distantly through the door and normally the scent of the body wash would offer him some modicum of comfort, but tonight it only tormented him further. It reminded him of a stolen night over four years ago and the words that haunted him intermittently ever since.

Ai Di will get upset again if he hears us.

How many times had Chen Yi said that before? How many people had he taken into his room and hidden from him? Why had that slipped out so fucking naturally? Why couldn't he just fucking let it go?

He turned his head into his pillow and grasped the screen printed one to his chest, trying to slot it against his sternum to alleviate the annoying ache. He'd been just as cruel if not moreso, especially when he returned. He shouldn't still be here wallowing in these stupid feelings when he finally had everything he ever wanted.

Ai Di suppressed a soft sniffle as he heard the bathroom door open and felt Chen Yi settle at the edge of the mattress. He tried to seem like he was sleeping, like he wasn't awake in a prison of his own making. He forgot sometimes how observant Chen Yi was now, how he never took his eyes off him again.

"I know you're not sleeping. Why are you awake?" The warm palm against his hip chased away some of the gnawing dread and finally Ai Di felt like he could pull in a proper breath.

"Can't sleep." He offered, turning to lay on his back as he opened his eyes. He hated that his eyelashes felt wet and he knew it wouldn't go beyond Chen Yi's notice.

Sure enough, he felt his calloused thumb wipe gently beneath his eye and it had him swallowing another hitch in his breath.

"What's wrong?" Chen Yi has always been of few words but it meant he always got straight to the point.

"It doesn't matter. You have a job to get to." Ai Di muttered, instantly moving as if to roll over and give Chen Yi his back. He shouldn't have been surprised when he felt Chen Yi curl up behind him, slotted against him from shoulder to hip and impossibly warm from the shower.

"Ai Di." Fuck.

"Just.. Can you stay?" Chen Yi was the boss now, he didn't have time to indulge in shit like this, and fuck, Ai Di should probably go with him anyway. "Don't go." His mouth always had a habit of working faster than his brain and this time was no different, apparently.

"I won't, not if you don't want me to. Can you tell me what's wrong? Did I do something?" His breath was so warm against the back of his neck, his embrace so sure and strong, that Ai Di slowly found himself wondering what he'd been so upset about in the first place. Chen Yi was here, slotted against him so perfectly, as if there was never anywhere else he'd ever be.

Slowly, Ai Di turned around again and groaned, pressing his forehead against Chen Yi's bare chest and inhaling the scent of him, freshly washed.

"It's fucking stupid, don't worry about it." But still his arms circled Chen Yi's waist and held him close with no intention of letting go. "Just dumb memories."

"I'm sorry." The soft kiss against his forehead felt like a cleansing fire, burning away the last of his doubt and remorse.

"Me too."

#oh my god anon #my first kiseki writing ever #bunn writes #bunn asks #kiseki: dear to me #kiseki dear to me #anon my beloved #chen yi x ai di #chenyiaidi #i hope this is any good

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akihatohnoofficial · 5 months

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r/akihaowners

A place for questions and conversations about owning and caring for your Akiha. For photos and videos, check out r/akihas.

14.7k masters | 19 online | Top 5% ranked by size

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Topic: [Adopting] Where to Boy Akihas

u/throwaway5318008 posted 3 hours ago:

Hey guys i'm looking to buy an Akiha, but i'm a college student so i don't have a lot of money right now. how cheap can i get one for?

EDIT: BUY I MEANT BUY. FUCK I CAN'T CHANGE THE TITLE.

u/charzardass replied 2 hours ago:

Fellow boy-Akiha enjoyer detected ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) A man of culture, I see.

If you want one for cheap and don't mind buying used, check your local Facebook marketplace or Craigslist. I've been lucky enough to get several for under $50 ea. Happy hunting!

u/pm-me-akiha-titties replied 3 hours ago:

If you're a college student, the cost of buying an Akiha isn't your biggest concern. You'll need to pay for routine veterinary care, clothing, a cane (many cheap Akihas won't be sold with a cane), enrichment (Akihas don't like being left alone! What are you going to do when you're in classes?), and, of course, food? The Akiha Care Guide provides an estimate of monthly expenses for Akiha raising.

| u/throwaway5318008 (OP) replied 2 hours ago:

| Yeah i live in a dorm but its a single so i dont have roommates. And i was thinking she could just hang out in my apartment while im in class? And i can bring back food from the dining hall. So i dont think she really needs clothes or whatever if shes in my room the whole time.

|| u/knightyknight replied 1 hour ago:

|| yeah OP you can ignore that simp. some people love to spoil and coddle their akihas and then warn eeeeeeveryone how expensive they are. well of course they're expensive if you treat them like people.

|| anyways I have a buddy who's an akiha breeder so I get mine for dirt cheap. you can always try to find a breeder in your area and offer to buy the dams off them once they stop being fertile -- they'll usually sell them for next to nothing to clear up space for the next young dams. ===

Topic: [Advice] How to make less noisy?

u/SmolTaterTot posted 7 hours ago:

Hi folks. I recently bought an Akiha, and I love him to pieces! The only problem is... I don't think I was prepared for how noisy they can be. Mine's always meowing and moaning and whining all day and night. I've read the FAQs, so I tried hitting him when he wakes me up in the middle of the night, but he hasn't stopped. Any advice?

u/himejooooooshi replied 5 hours ago:

UNGRATEFUL [huffy face][huffy face] being whiny and needy is an Akiha's charm point

u/ArrowToTheNiichan replied 7 hours ago:

You done goofed. You clearly aren't giving him enough attention since he's crying all the time, so hitting him (i.e. giving him attention) when he wakes you up is just encouraging the behavior. Go back and RTFM again, specifically the part about behavioral conditioning.

But it's true that Akihas tend to be pretty loud no matter what. Some vets can remove the vocal cords for you if it really bothers you that much, but insurance won't cover it. Good luck.

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Topic: TIFU by getting a "friendly" pair of akihas

u/sirtwixalot posted 12 hours ago:

I read that akihas need attention and get lonely easily, but they can also be intimidated by unfamiliar akihas, so I decided to buy a pair of akihas from the same breeder so that they could keep each other company.

I got them Friday afternoon, and they spent Saturday and Sunday grooming each other and wrestling together. One of them calls the other "nee-san," and the other calls the first one her "puppy." So they seemed to be getting along really well. I wasn't even having the problems with them refusing to bathe or eat that I hear sometimes happens with akihas. So I thought they seemed like really good companions for each other.

Then on Monday.... I went to work and left them at the house.

When I came back... I think I'd be banned if I described what I saw.

Imagine if a jar of mayo exploded all over a bed.

Sooooooo TIFU.

u/himejooooooshi replied 9 hours ago:

No problem detected... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

u/SmolTaterTot replied 10 hours ago:

DUDE

u/ArrowToTheNiichan replied 11 hours ago:

Does no one actually read the FAQs before they buy one of these things anymore?

u/charzardass replied 11 hours ago:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Topic: [Advice] How to beat an Akiha in a one-on-one basketball game?

u/Point_Me_@_The_Sky posted 2 hours ago:

#oh my GOD anon #fav #ask #anonymous

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jewishbarbies · 9 months

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i used to kind of like ts for fandom purposes. why? because i was introduced to her songs as *villain* songs. "mastermind" was the pov of a groomer ("nothing was gonna stop me" uhh consent), "lwymmd" was the pov of a victim-blaming abuser ("you said the gun was mine" why was a gun involved"), "better than revenge" was the pov of a controlling narcissist who lost control of their victim ("right there where i wanted him", "stealing other people's toys" ma'am). and that's the tea on that.

#Asks #anonymoose #anti taylor swift #swifties dni #oh my god anon #the tea is SIZZLING #HOLY SHIT

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takalzuoom · 2 years

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I’m kinda interested to see what happens if mc got engaged to Vil instead of Riddle although I believe that they still get kidnapped because of Ace and get toss from pirate to pirate

okay. i kept this in the inbox cause i honestly was extremely intrigued with this.

cause no, how would the story differ if vil got to mc first

and honestly- now that i think about it… the story wouldn’t really change that drastically

but there’s be a LOT more interactions with vil. and he would then turn into a MAJOR villian. cause mc would see him with this mask of perfection. always perfect and posed. always kind and helping, basically controlling mc, who wouldn’t have a problem with it cause they were raised with that kind of behavior from crewel, and by extension vil cause of how they were childhood friends.

but mc would remind me of one of those wattpad protagonists?? almost helpless and innocent cause of being so EXTREMELY sheltered. cause let’s be honest, it’s vil we’re talking about here. with his rivalry with neige he would do anything to get you- and the crown.

so ofc he likes to keep his eye on you, hence ace and deuce…. or maybe epel? who then takes ace’s place in the betrayal as he wants to show everyone how manly he is…

oh… oh dear…

anon. what. have. you. done.

NO CAUSE IM GOING TO EXPAND ON ALL OF THIS- RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

I KNOW THIS IS OOC OF VIL BUT ITS A PIRATE AU! ITS GONNA BE OOC

NOW JM THINKING- DOES VIL FIT BETTER FOR THE FIANCÉ’S ROLE??????????

CAUSE RIDDLE’S REASONING FEELS ALMOST HALF ASSED WHILE VIL HAS A STRONGER REASON TO GET YN BACK!!

and just imagining vil sabotaging azul and y/n’s relationship???? VIL BEING RACIST AGAINST MERPEOPLE????? LIKE LOOKING DOWN ON THEM BECAUSE THEYRE NOT HUMANS OR SMTHN.

VIL’S WEIRD PERSONAL ATTENDANT / GAURD ROOK. WHO HAPPENED TO BE A PIRATE BEFORE VIL SPARED HIM FROM THE GALLOWS. WHO NOW HAS DEEP, UNDYING LOYALTY TOWARDS HIM

epel who is your personal attendant who couldn’t help but notice how kind you were to the staff, how fun you were to hang around from all the prying eyes. who can’t help but both look up and envy vil. wanting to seek his and your approval.

living in a fantasy of getting you, becoming king, and being called manly- so he gets the pirate you spared and makes a deal with him. only for things to turn wrong when you’re suddenly out cold in the pirates arms.

oh god. imagining vil going absolutely APE SHIT once he hears what happens. him and rook immediately springing into action to save you. only to find leona - his long time enemy holding you up by the waist, body limp expect for the hand that’s waving mockingly.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HHHHH H H HH HHHH HHHH HH

HEARTSBYUAL NAVY ACCIDENTALLY PICKING YOU WHILE THEYRE ON THE WAY BACK TO POMEFIORE- YOU REKINDLING AND HAVING A HEART TO HEART WITH RIDDLE HNTIL THEYRE ATTACKED!!

VIL GASKIGHTING YOU AS START TO REALIZE HOW MONSTROUS HE IS. HOW EVIL HE IS.

vil trying to kill y/n and say they were claimed by the sea??

vil making deals with pirate captains???

IM FREAKING THW FUCK OUT OH MY GOD

ANON I FUCKING LOVE YOU

I WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON

THANK YOU ANON I LOVE YOU

#twst pirate au 🌊#OH MY GOD ANON #OH MY GOS ANON IFUCKING LOVE YOU #STOP THIS IS AMAZING #I MIGHT ACTUALLY CHANGE THE STORY BECAUSE THIS #THIS JUST FITS SO MUCH BETTER?????#THE ADDED TENSION ITLL CREATE WITH THE CAPTAINS BECUASE VIL IS EVILLLL #AND HE IS ALSO IN CHARGE OF A MAJOR TRADE SYNDICATE AT SEA #AHHHHH #AHHHH AHHHHHH #vil x reader #riddle x reader #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #takalzuoom interacts 🌊

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redwolf17 · 9 months

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If you think about it theon became a REALLY dedicated tree-hugger.... and bran has been on the world's LONGEST camping trip

🤣🤣🤣

#the weirwood queen #always enjoy a good ask #oh my GOD anon #lololol

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pktearsoftazmily · 1 year

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"It's your fault, isn't it? It's your fault and you know it." Hinawa's voice says from behind him. No one's there, of course.

🌻

"Wh... M-mama... Wh--"

Even when there was nobody there, it was her voice. It was his mother's voice. A choked gasp fell out of his mouth, eyes watering as he shook his head in disbelief. Even when there was nobody around him, it was Hinawa... It was his mother...

Gods, even his own mother was blaming him. He's had dreams of her welcoming him into her arms with a smile, with affectionate words, but... This? This was... Oh no, what if his mother had been faking it? Just like... Like Flint...

Lucas became numb. Slowly, silently, he curls up on himself, feeling utterly hopeless. There were no tears this time, or any sobs, just... Silence. Deafening silence.

Why was he even trying? What was the point anymore?

#Anonymous #v ;; The Hero of Tazmily #Oh my god Anon #Oh you stung him BADLY #Oh god you broke him #He's literally not functioning at all right now

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selfmadefakeboy · 1 year

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Alexandra is such a pretty name.

But then u didn't really change it much did u? Pathetic.

At first your into it, we kiss and cuddle and talk for hours, and then I start toughing u.

And feeling up your hip to your "chest".

And u tell me u don't like it and to stop.

"What's wrong hunny"

"Itll feel good I promise"

U start to struggle and I laugh. Pinning u down.

I rip off your binder and squeeze your lovely girl tits.

Then I strip u and rape your dripping wet female pussy.

Babe, you're enjoying it, stop struggling. U need to accept biology, u know what u are. A female. A girl.

Awww you're so pathetic when u twist and try to get away. But there's really nothing u can do.

Now be a good boy.

<3

God im so fucking pathetic I loved reading this so much

I deserve it for pretending to be a boy

(Reminder that anyone can send anything like this to me)

#misgendering #ftm misgendering #misgender me #oh my god anon #trans #detrans #anon #r@pe threats

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markscherz · 2 months

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Is there any frog species you have a grudge against?

Meet Gephyromantis (Phylacomantis) pseudoasper

Peak calling activity? Between 3 and 4 am 😡

Its preferred perch? The canvas of my tent 🙃

The decibels of its call? Jet-engine levels 🫨

The sound? Fuckin' Star Wars lasers.

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smileyerim · 1 year

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haechan with “ friends kiss each other all the time, right? “ oh my god i am gonna die

the fic inspired by this request has now been posted here :)

#fyi this request is 5 months old #anon isn’t even gonna see this LMAO #oh my god anon #I’m so sorry #I didn’t even use the dialogue LMAO #…. bad tumblr writer thinggsssszz

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asadweeghostie · 1 year

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Felix Graham de Vanily / InuYasha

Do you ship it

Thank you for making nearly wet myself laughing in the middle of my serious work meeting.

#oh my god anon #you have my entire soul #ghostie goes off

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tojisun · 6 months

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8ByaKXv/

BIKER!SIMON BIKER!SIMON OMG OMG THIS IS SO HIM PLS IM ACTUALLY SOBBING CAUSE I KNOW HE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS😭

IM???? LOSING MY MIND???? THIS IS THE SWEETEST IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING the fact that this is the same couple with the handsy backpack is making me vibrate because theyre so fucking cute!!!!!

the helmet bump n then the helmet kiss- oh im so unwell. no yea this is soooo biker!simon

the way it was a spur of the moment until simon sees your wide eyes from behind the helmet, watching him with so much reverence that he realizes you love this :(( so he does it more and does it often.

simon pulls you in through your belt loop, biting his smile at seeing the way you have to tilt your head up, and he knows that you do it so you can see him from behind the helmet but he can’t help but interpret it as you asking for a kiss.

so he does: he bends forward and bumps your helmets together, nuzzling softly like a bunny-kiss, until laughter finally slips from his lips at seeing you blinking at him dazedly. confused at first, then later becoming eager.

you raise your arm to keep holding onto him, not wanting to let go, and simon coos as he repeats the action, this time tapping the mouth of his helmet on yours. he is addicted to the way your face brightens up behind your visor, how your eyes crinkle as you giggle at your helmets kissing.

yeah. this is simon’s favourite thing now.

the first time he does it in front of his friends, he hears kyle sigh and watches as johnny groans before walking away, stomping theatrically as he curses in scottish. simon’s been with johnny enough to know that he’s telling them how worse you and simon have gotten; how he’s sure that simon will never stop ‘kissing’ you now.

simon flips him off even though he’s right.

because if simon couldn’t stop kissing you when you two are off-road, what more now when he’s got you as his little, handsy backpack?

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from: soap

> But you know I was just joking right? Because I was. You two are cute.

to: soap

We know. <

aww thank u johnny!! <

That was from my girl. <

from: soap

> I could tell. You’re not that sweet to me.

to: soap

Fuck off. <

#suns.hc #biker!simon #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley #THERE ARE BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH OH GOD THIS IS TOO GOOD #anon #ask #suns

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bluegiragi · 1 year

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konig smiling because he is happy (: vs ghost n soap losing it a little bc augh he’s PRETTY….

konig tends to loosen up whenever he gets tipsy. it's a pleasant novelty for johnny and simon.

#looking for someone who'll look at me the way johnny and si look at him fr #also oh my god i cannot stop drawing simon with his mask off #his face is so satisfying to drawwww #askbox #anon #konig #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapbox

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princessbrunette · 1 month

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rafe bragging to his friends how you do whatever he says in bed while you’re right there 😠☹️!!

season one rafe activities.

୧ ‧₊˚ 💳 ⋅ 🎀 ˖° 🐇

being pinned to his side at the country club really sells his point, being looped into ‘guy talk’ as they stand in a circle harnessing beers under the sun.

“i feel like girls wanna take control in bed nowadays, like where did that shit even come from?” kelce converses, and you already know what’s coming when the arm wrapped around your shoulder from your boyfriend squeezes you tighter to him, patting your shoulder in gesture.

“yeah uh, not a problem with this one right here.” rafe chuckles, so naturally everyone laughs making you pout, pressing your cheek harder to him in embarrassment. “yeah, nah i could tell this girl to to spread ‘em in the middle of the street n’she’d do that shit without a complaint. isn’t that right, baby?” he grins down at you, even ducking his head a little to get more on your level.

they’re all staring at you with these adoring smirks, like you’re a little baby zoo animal and you’re just there for entertainment. you hide more into rafe, nodding with an embarrassed sigh.

“yeah.” rafe smoothes a hand over your head, scratching at the nape of your neck like you’re a puppy. “shes real well behaved. sucks to suck, kelce— look, we’ll get you a good one soon, yeah? just gotta stop bitchin’ about it.”

୧ ‧₊˚ 💳 ⋅ 🎀 ˖° 🐇

#anon #rafe cameron prompt #he’s awful oh my god

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idyllcy · 8 months

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Concept: Jaime having a lot of left over adrenaline from a fight so he fucks the reader up against the nearest wall

post-fight. - jaime reyes x reader (nsfw warning!)

it happens more often than Jaime admits, but less often than you complain to him about it for.

Jaime has you pressed against the back of the wall in some run-down alleyway, only half of his suit deactivated as he's rutting into you desperately, the sweat and blood still on the back of his armor, his sweat running down his sides as you cling onto his biceps for life, exhausted panting and whimpers slipping past your lips as you stare at him disappear into you with a lewd squelch each time.

"I'm sorry." He whimpers into your ear. "You just— looked so good, mi vida, I just—"

You moan as he presses his lips to yours, desperate to muffle the moans coming out of your mouth, yet wanting to keep listening to them. Maybe swallowing them would work.

It doesn't, but Jaime does get the reward of you biting his bottom lip as he feels you spasm around him, your orgasm ripping through your body as you gush around him, and Jaime only speeds up to chase after his own high, pulling from your lips to tell you how pretty you were, whimpering and moaning quietly over you, eyes raking your body to see how dazzling you were when covered in a layer of sheen from the sweat.

and when he feels his own orgasm rip through him, chest pressed to yours as he gasps into your ear, he makes sure to clean you up, tongue pressed to your you, drunk on the taste of you and him mixed together, hums from his chest shooting up your spine and causing your fingers to fly to his hair, whimpering.

and when he finishes, his suit finally comes off completely as he holds you in his arms, mumbling into your ear about how good you were for him, how he was sorry for taking the adrenaline out on you again, pressing you to his chest as he lets you fall limp in his hold and get some well-deserved rest, he presses a kiss to your forehead and takes care of the rest. After all, it's the least he can do for you.

reblogs are appreciated ( •́ω<;)✧

#jaime reyes x reader #blue beetle x reader #jaime reyes smut #blue beetle smut #OH MY GOD ITS IN THE TAGS FINALLY WAHHHH #this is also for the other anon who sent 'i’m obsessed with your writing pls write more smut for jaime whenever you can <3' u r seen babe!!#this was originally queued but I woke up to 99+ tumblr notifs n went 'holy fuck yall r thirsty' (I am too hehe)#anon ur a huge brainer omg the the the... post fight adrenaline smut...#☾.nsfw #☾.blurbs

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whaliiwatching · 9 months

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kaleidoscopic crush

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