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bandgie · 5 months

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hiiii is ok if i request a stoner smut😭 ( with either han,chan or felix) like y/n and him are smoke buddies and in one of the sessions things get a little hot and heavy 🥲

it’s ok if ur uncomfortable but if you’re not i’d love to see it

-anon 🍃

a/n: yes?!? oh my god?? why give me 3 options when I can do them all?? at the same time??

synopsis: You warned your smoking buddies that you get a little...different when you're really high. They don't believe you though, and smoke you out anyway. Neither of you can decide if it was worst mistake or best decision of your lives.

warnings: MDNI 18+, heavily under the influence, 4some, brief pussy play, no protection, cumming inside, pussy eating, mxm themes!!!, squirting, double penetration, blow job (m!&f!), multiple orgasms (f!), I went crazy with this one I ain't gonna lie

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"Oh dude she's gone."

"You shouldn't have smoked her out man."

"She wanted me to!"

You can distantly hear the three of them arguing. Han is, once again, thrown under the bus as Felix and Chris blame him. To be fair, everyone's high out of their mind. Whatever Felix bought back from California hits.

Han is warm as you snuggle against him, his heartbeat irregular as he keeps defending himself. When you told them you get a little excited when you're super high, they thought you'd be bouncing off the walls. Instead, they had to keep you from clawing Han's cock out to bounce on that.

"I'm not even that high," you speak up for yourself. "I just want a little fun, that's all."

Chan scoffs, bloodshot eyes looking at your droopy ones. "You are that high, actually. The sober you that I know would punch Han before he even thought about touching you."

The image of slapping the man you're sitting on makes you laugh hysterically. You're gasping for air, clutching at your chest as you cackle. Your exaggerated laughter makes Felix chuckle, and it doesn't take long until all four of you are on the verge of throwing up from giggling.

"But I like the way he feels," you manage to speak after your chest heaves. "Hannie's so soft and warm, it feels so good." It's not smart of you to talk like that when Han's cock is underneath your ass. You can feel like twitching in response.

You softly grind your ass against it, humming. "You like it too, huh Hannie? Do you want to touch me?"

"Hey. That's enough," Chan's voice is stern, but you don't miss how his eyes drop to your bare thighs. Han freezes under you, scared that moving might make his cock hard.

You roll your eyes and grind against Han again, hearing him hiss. "For fucks' sake Chan, I'm high, not drunk." There's not a care for the aftermath in your head. It feels as though there'll be no repercussions, that time has frozen still for you. For this moment.

Still, Chan shakes his head. "Doesn't matter, you're not in the right mind."

"If you don't wanna fuck me Chan, Hannie will." You turn your attention back to Han, who's struggling under you. He's hard now, but his hands stay placed on the cushions. "You'll play with me, right Han?"

His eyes dart from yours to Chan's, unsure. "I dunno. What if you get mad at me in the morning?" You coo at his uncertainty. Reaching for his hands, you place them on your hips. His fingers dig into your soft flesh, pulling you closer to him.

"I would never be mad at you," you promise. "Just touch me."

That’s enough permission for Han. He parts your thighs while Felix and Chris are front-row viewers. Getting high was just an excuse, you've always wanted him to touch you. For all of them to touch you. It's why you didn't wear any shorts under your skirt. A black thong barely covers your cunt, and Han is quick to play with it.

His fingers slip behind the material, finding your clit easily. He gently rubs you in circles, moaning in your ear. Han slips his hand out and places it over your underwear, rubbing that instead.

It makes you whine, bucking your hips in protest. You're about to complain when you catch the other two boys staring. Felix is on the edge of his seat, staring at where Han touches you. Chan is the opposite, crossing his arms over his chest as he leans back in his seat. He looks irritated but there's dark arousal in his eyes.

You let Han make a show of you, getting you to drip down your ass.

"Fuck," you hear Felix swear. His voice sounds deeper if that was even possible. His lips are wet from how constantly he's licking them, but he makes no move towards you.

Han pinches your clit. The sudden grasp makes you whine, hips lifting in the air before he forces you back on his lap.

"I don't have a condom," he whispers in your ear. You shake your head aggressively, "I don't care. Put it in."

Chan opens his mouth to say something but snaps it shut. His jaw clenches as he watches Han slips his hand between the two of you, releasing his throbbing cock. He doesn't want to hear you complain in the morning about this, it's your fault.

Han pulls your panties to the side and slides his cock against your folds. You arch your back into him, moaning. You look down to watch his dick collect your juices, lewdly making noise. Then he angles his cock down, catching your entrance.

You have to slightly lift your hips when his tip goes in. The stretch is far from painful, and it feels like you're on cloud nine. You slam your hips down on Han impatiently. He whines behind you, body shaking and his arms wrap around your waist.

It's a struggle to keep your legs open for the other men to see, but you hook them over Han's legs for support. Han starts slow, unused to the feel of your cunt. He groans in your neck, biting your skin. "Fuck, that's good pussy."

You only hum in response as you feel Han fuck into you harder. It sends overwhelming shocks of pleasure throughout your body. Your mind grows hazy, vision blurring. You've touched yourself while high, and that alone was a trip. To have someone bury themselves deep inside you, to feel their hot dick slip in and out of you, it feels like you're at a constant high.

Felix is the first to break. He stands to his feet quickly and takes long strides toward you. Han slows his thrusts, unsure if Felix wants a turn with you already. He grips you a little tighter, possessively.

Both of you are shocked to see him fall to his knees in front of your pussy. He pushes the thong further out of the way with his thumb, looking up at you.

"Can I?"

You're nodding before he even finishes, "Fuck yes."

You cum at the feel of Felix's plush lips. Your walls clench and grip Han's cock tightly, making him thrust into you deep. Felix has to keep his hands on your thighs to keep you still. It's obvious you came with the high-pitched moans and convulsing body, but neither of them made a move to stop.

"Shit, I can feel her creaming on my cock. Fuck, Felix lick me too," Han rasps out.

Felix is quick to comply. You feel his tongue dip past your pussy presumably only onto the few inches of Han's cock that isn't in your pussy. Han trembles behind you, hips stuttering into yours. Felix reaches back up to your clit, running his lips over your nub before he lightly sucks.

You don't have much energy to grind on his pretty face, so you lay there pliant as Han fucks into you earnestly and as Felix gently eats you out. You bury your hands into Felix's green hair, desperate to grip onto something.

The hot sensation builds in your stomach again, this time much more intensely. Han can feel the clenching of your walls, the added wetness your pussy drools out. The pressure in your tummy feels different, hotter, and unstable.

"Felix!" You cry out. "I'm gonna cum again! Fuck, I think I'm gonna squirt!"

You think he might back away, but he buries his face deeper, sucks a little harder. "Give it to me baby, I want it all over my face."

The force of your second orgasm makes Han's cock slip out. Felix's face and Han's thighs are victims of your release. You coat them sheer with your orgasm, watching how Felix keeps his mouth open to drink your release.

He gulps down the remaining spurts of your pussy, a smile on his face. "Yeah, Han. That's good pussy alright." Felix stands, looking down at your wrecked state. He bends down and kisses you roughly, making sure you can taste yourself on his lips. Then he moves behind you to kiss Han who already has his tongue out. Both of them moan in the kiss, making your pussy throb even more.

Felix unbuckles his belt and pushes his pants just down enough to reach for his cock. You drool at the sight, moaning softly. He pumps himself a few times, then taps his tip on your swollen clit.

"Think you can handle two at a time baby?"

Before you can even think to answer, Han butts in. "You should be asking me that. I don't think I'll last much longer." The two of them laugh, and then Felix looks back at you. "Can you?"

Biting your bottom lip, you nod. "Yeah, just go slow." Han and Felix nod in unison, "Of course baby."

The two of them angle their cocks into your slightly gaping entrance. Han pushes the tip of his cock in first. Felix follows quickly after, pressing his tip against Han's. You let your head fall back between Han's neck and shoulder, relaxing your body. It's quite easy since you are already elated, but there's still a painful stretch as they slide in.

You hiss when they stretch you out, their cocks halfway in. Han tightens his grip on your waist and pecks your forehead. Felix soothingly runs his hands against your thighs and kisses your exposed neck. "Doing so good, you're almost there."

Their comforting touches encourage you to try harder. They sink further in and you gasp.

"Chan," Han calls his hyung who's been overly silent throughout the whole thing. You almost forgot he was there.

"What?"

"Think our baby needs a bit of help. Come on."

Chan shouldn't help. He told you many times this was a bad idea, but no one listened. Still, watching your teary eyes get to him. The way your face contorts from discomfort. You looked so pretty cumming over Han's cock, he can't imagine what'd it be like to cream over both.

He finds himself standing and walking over to you three, standing beside Felix.

"Mate, you need to Han bottom out first. Here." Chan hands one hand on Felix's waist while the other guides your stomach downwards. Han moves his hips up, slowly filling your walls. You squeal and tremble, but it's bearable.

"There you go," Chris coos. "Make sure you go deep Han. Felix needs as much room as he can get."

Han obeys his friend, making sure to bury himself to the hilt. You feel him push past what you thought was possible. Your legs threaten to snap shut, but Felix's iron grip keeps them open. Han can feel how tight your pussy is, how good it feels to rub against Felix's cock.

Chan taps the green-haired on the waist, "You're good to go."

"Oh," your eyes roll back to your head. Your lips spread deliciously when Felix pushes the remaining inches in. You can feel how your clit slightly rubs against his girth, making extra warmth flow out of you.

Your reactions make Chan chuckle, smiling for the first time in what seems like hours. "Feels good huh? Taught him well." He playfully slaps Felix on the ass.

The two of them feel heavenly in your walls. All three of you are a moaning mess, content with staying still. It's not until Chris clears his throat that Han begins to move. Shallow thrusts into your pussy that make the trio whimper.

Felix moves with longer strokes. They don't match each other's thrusts, but the speed is the same. One goes in while the other goes out, then sometimes it's at the same time, then it's everything in between. Your walls loosen after a few testing strokes, and they're fucking into you roughly in no time.

Chan tucks a strand of hair behind your ear, getting a good view of your face. It's then that you notice his hard-on, how painful it must be in his jeans. Wordlessly, you open your mouth, tongue lolling out. Chan laughs at your directness, "You sure?"

You respond by using your weak fingers to unzip him, "Yesssss."

He laughs again and helps you undress him. His cock is the biggest of the three, in girth and length. You're thankful he isn't in you, there's no way you could've handled it. Chan taps the head of his cock on your lips, smearing his pre-cum.

Then he pushes in gently, not to disrupt the boys using you. He's hot and heavy on your tongue, slightly salty. Truthfully, getting as high as you did always leaves you with a dry mouth. You find it difficult to provide enough spit for Chan's cock.

He doesn't complain though, and never pushes you past your limit. Chan uses his hands to jerk what you can't fit in your mouth. You want to protest and say you can do it yourself, but with how good Felix and Han are fucking you, it seems impossible.

Han's cock twitches inside you, a warning for his orgasm. "I'm gonna cum. Fuck baby I'm gonna cum in you."

You hum around Chris's cock in response, and soon enough you're filled with Han's cum. It's warm in your stomach and you feel it pool onto the sofa. Felix moans at the extra lubrication, finding it hot to see him fuck the cum out of you.

Han's cock stays inside of you. He likes to think Felix and you help ride out his high. He turns his head to watch you suck off Chan, groaning. Han opens his mouth and sticks his tongue out, looking up at Chan expectedly.

The eagerness in Han's eyes has the older man raising an eyebrow, but he indulges nonetheless. Chan slips his cock from your mouth and places it on Han's tongue.

Han is in a better condition to suck. He even does the honor of spitting on Chan's dick. He licks and takes his cock almost to the hilt before gagging. The sight makes Chan moan, and he puts his dick back in your mouth. Your lips are much softer and your mouth is hotter. Han's is wetter though, and much more usable. Chan settles for using both of your throats.

You're thankful for Han helping, it's hard to focus with Felix still pounding away. His fingers are for sure going to leave a bruise, and your pussy may not be the same after this. With your warm pussy and Han's cock, Felix can feel his balls tighten and how his hips lose their momentum.

He doesn't warm you when he cums. There's just his deep, consecutive moans as Felix fills you to the brim. Your legs tremble, and you're cumming before you're aware of it. Chan has to use Han's mouth more often as you moan and whimper through your orgasm.

Felix rides his high out when Chan forces your head to face his cock. He jerks himself quickly, tapping his tip on both your and Han's tongues. Chan cums on both of your faces, hot spurts landing on your cheek and lips.

Your tongue pokes out to get a taste, moaning.

Felix finally pulls out, making you whine. Han follows suit, letting his soft cock leave you empty. Chan lets you give his cock extra kisses while Han unwraps an arm from you to wipe his face.

Chan has to pry you away from his dick, chuckling when you protest. He tucks himself away despite your complaining.

The four of you untangle from each other. Though the couch is small, all of you manage to snuggle against one another with you and Han in the middle. All of you are shining in afterglow and cum, with complete disregard for how you might react in the morning.

Han picks his head up to overlook all of you, a playful scowl on his face. "And you were mad at me for smoking her out."

a/n: man i...I dunno what to say. this is totally self-indulgent. the way I need this to happen. thank you anon 🍃, I truly needed this

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love-belle · 10 months

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honeybleed · 5 months

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first drabble i ever posted 😭, no warnings but shuji being an asshole n reader handling dat, super suggestive at the end but no smut

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"Shuji." You hissed through gritted teeth with your arms crossed.

Spectators were beginning to mill around the ridiculous sight. Shuji purposely hogged the hoop machine as a spoiled child screamed his head off.

The little boy's face was beet red and scrunched up as he stomped his feet.

His hopeless mother was at a loss, she had asked Shuji for a turn but amused at the child's tantrum he gave a simple "nah" with his trademark lazy grin and carried on.

"Babe, I'm almost done. Mkay...?~"

You knew for a fact he was not done. Hanma Shuji was a troll. As long as the child continued, he'd hog the machine longer just to rile him up even more.

"Little squirt ain't even tall enough shoot and he's demanding a turn?" Shuji chuckled. "Kids, I tell ya."

Usually, you humored and brushed off his idiotic behavior. This wasn't the first and it certainly wouldn't be the last.

Shuji turned to the bellowing child, his large hand gripping the basketball. He crouched in front of the boy with an arrogant smirk.

"Let's make a deal, buddy. You take this ball from me and I'll clear off. Deal?"

You winced. The child fell for Shuji's wicked grin, but you recognised that smirk all too well.

The kid attempted to snatch the ball from Shuji but he immediately rose to his lanky build and dangled the ball way above the kid's head.

That provoked the crying munchkin even more who hurled himself onto the floor as he kicked his legs and fists, causing Shuji to throw his head back and roar with laughter.

Something in you unleashed.

You pinched Shuji's ear and dragged him down after the kid stormed off with his mother trailing after him.

"You are so EMBARRASSING! I got all dressed up for this date, which may I remind you WE BARELY HAVE and you decide to terrorise a bunch of kids?!" You scolded as you shook him with force. “GROW UP!”

"Babe, quit it! Jesus Christ that fuckin' HURTS!" He whined. "I got it!"

You released your grip and glowered at him.

"Look, I'm sorry. I just can't help it sometimes." He snorted as he sheepishly rubbed the nape of his neck. "You're not mad at me, are ya?"

"And why wouldn't I be?" You seethed. "You tortured that kid for no reason!"

"I was just teaching that little shit a lesson! I saw him bullying them other kids." Shuji protested.

"Oh that just makes it so much better, doesn't it?"

"Really?"

"No! You go apologize to that boy and drop me home!"

"Screw that kid." Shuji said defiantly as he turned his head away and folded his arms.

Shuji was not an easily embarrassed person. He was a fool to many people. The worst fool, a dangerous one.

But gasps and stares ensued as the famed God of Death was being dragged into the burger joint within the arcade by his ear, his enraged girlfriend marching ahead.

You released him as your eyes settled on the same kid and his mother.

"Sorry to bother you." You said with a smile plastered on your face as you faced the mother of the child. "My boyfriend wants to say something to you and your son."

"M'sorry." Shuji muttered under his breath as he shoved his hands into his pockets.

"Would you mind repeating that, honey?" You said as you pinched his side causing him to straighten up to his wiry frame almost immediately in a saccharinely sweet voice.

"I said...I'm sorry!" Shuji exclaimed, cheeks dusted with pink.

The kid pulled a face and then blew a raspberry at him, rushing away.

"Little fu-"

You swiftly jabbed your heel into Shuji's foot and twisted it before he could curse at the child, causing him to yowl in pain as he jumped up and clutched his foot.

"I'm sorry my boyfriend is a man-child." You sighed, and the timid woman simply gave you an understanding look.

The car ride back was frosty with you refusing to open your mouth to speak to Shuji after the stunt he pulled.

However, you couldn't ignore the shudder that crept up your spine and the gasp that fell from your lips as you felt the large hand fly down to slap your bare thigh and grasp at it.

"You can't stay pissed at me forever y'know." He drawled as his tatted hand began to trail up your skirt.

"I sure as hell can try." You retorted.

"You don't mean that." He said with a greasy smile as he parked in your apartment complex's parking lot and leaned over to bite at your neck.

"Please go to hell." You groaned as you attempted to push him off with little to no avail.

"Baby, c'monnnn..." He murmured against the skin of your throat. "I said sorry to the kid, what else do you want me to do?"

Your resolve was weakening. It's difficult with Shuji. You squinted your eyes shut as he cornered you against the car door, biting your earlobe.

Hands caressing your calves and thighs then sliding his tongue across your neck and collarbone. He'd never let any other girl yell at him or force him to apologize.

Yet he had a soft spot for you and you alone. His girl.

author’s note: yeah some parents kinda just let their kids get dragged yk damn well if that was my kid i’m cussin everybody out 😭😭 idc if he wrong but anyways

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jude5bellingham · 4 months

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throwback thursday ౨ৎ trent alexander-arnold

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st4rb3rries · 9 months

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OMG I LOVED UR STAN AND KYLE BSF HEADCANNONS!! Can i req one with the main four, like what its like to be in a group w/ them?? have an amazing day <33

BEING IN A FRIEND GROUP WITH SOUTH PARKS MAIN 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (all aged up 18+)

summary; chaotic friend group hc's!

warnings; cussing

a/n; hi and ty hope you have an amazing day too!!

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

late night skate boarding with them. it's always cartman who texts you guys to go. in reality he only wants to go to just to start shit. in my opinion kenny is the best skater out of y'all. but cartman is the worst💀. "you guys you guys look im gonna go down the ramp!!" "cartman that isn't a good idea your not ready-" "WAAAAAHHHHH" laughter is coming out from you, stan, and kenny. kyle wants to laugh but he ain't risking it😭. "GAWDAMMIT KYLE IM BEAT YOUR J-" cartman stops himself because he knows damn well not to rip on kyle in front of you. so he switches up real fast 🙄. "you guys i seriously think i broke a bone" "whatever cartman you just switched up cause you know y/n would kick your ass" 5 minutes kenny is teaching you, stan, and kyle a trick. "ok so next you gotta-" "get a room lovebirds i mean come on🙄" "CARTMAN STFU!!" "yeah dude stay mad because your not psychically able to do any of this🥱" this all happens in less than 15 minutes, like why can't y'all just be a nice friend group😭. moments later stan was about to go off a ramp. UNTIL HIS WHEELS BROKE OFF THE SKATEBOARD. i wonder who unscrewed them..... "AAAUAGHHHHHH" "DON'T WORRY STAN I GOTCHU!!" and there he was, stanly marsh in your arms. "W rizz stan or nah😏" stan could feel his face heating up fr. "damn dude that should've been me not stan😔" "kenny shut the hell up💀" "wait a minute where's cartman he literally almost killed stan tf????" cartman isn't trying to get his ass kicked in front of people so he ditched and went home. classic cartman.

karaoke night. you guys are definitely singing 2000's songs. but it always seems like you guys get interrupted no matter what. karaoke night was started by cartman, which is so surprising?? "I WANNA HOLD'EM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS, PLEASE" "FOLD'EM LET'EM HIT ME RAISE IT BABY STAY WITH M-" stan and kyle always hating cause you and cartman sound a little too good. "BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE" "YA MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" "OH FUCK OFF GUYS LET US SING" "you guys have been singing this same song for 2 hours bruh😭" "2 minutes kenny get it right" they just hating cause they can't handle real talent. sometimes when the karaoke gets intense you guys act like judges for americas got talent💀. "is this kenny mccormick from south park colorado?" "yes" "and what will you be doing today?" "YOUR MOM AHAHA" "disqualified poor people can't seem to have talent" "CARTMAN WTF" "NEXT" "no wait i'll sing with him" "oh god" if kyle and stan think you and cartman sound a little too good. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY HERE YOU AND KENNY. "THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM" "TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLER SYSTEM" super bass by nicki minaj is y'alls go to song. every time you guys finish that song your out of breath and laugh so much😭. "AND THE CROWD GUYS MILD🔥" "NEXT" "cartman we are done playing americas got talent" "dude let me and kyle sing next we haven't sung at all🥹" "fine" "ah hell nah it better not be anything emo💀" *30 seconds later every one starts singing* "BUT IM A CREEP" "IM A WERIDO" "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' HERE" "I DON'T BELONG HERE" suddenly the tv, microphones, and speaker goes out?? "LISTEN UP BITCHES IM NOT HAVING AN ALCOHOLIC, A JEW, A FATHERLESS DAUGHTER, AND A HOMELESS POOR BOY SING RADIOHEAD AT MY HOUSE‼️‼️" guess who got jumped that night🤔???

#south park #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader #stan marsh x y/n #kyle broflovski x y/n #kenny mccormick x y/n #eric cartman x y/n

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nervousgardenerkid · 10 months

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Private, not secret

a/n: me being happy cause my no sabo ass can finally start using the little spanish sayings i've learned/said throughout my life😭😭not sure how to feel about this or how it ended....just the thought of miguel coming home and COMPLETELY unwinding and being putty in ur hands....it does something to me okay?? i just wanna take care of him pls as always i hope u all enjoy this and credit to the gif owner! <3

warnings: none really! cursing, some spanish, (that's probs not good i'm sorry my luvs i wasn't taught my native language </3) miguel being soft then grumpy lol, not proofread (that's a warning itself).

no pronouns are used in this story and there wasn't any specific races mentioned so everyone can read!! i'll probs do a translation of the phrases i used later👁️👄👁️

There was one thing that was certain about Miguel O’Hara, and that one thing was how private he was about his life. It was no surprise to anyone at headquarters how private he was about his life outside of Spiderman. For all they knew, Miguel practically lives in his office. From the moment they stepped foot into the building, to the moment they walked out, Miguel would be there staring at the screens that were in front of him.

There was something different about today though. Something different about this week. It hadn't been the best week for any of the Spider-people down at headquarters, meaning it definitely wasn't a good week for Miguel. Anomalies were escaping, villains were destroying cities, and Hobie missed a morning debrief again, yet Miguel hasn't blown up yet. Not even a cold icy glare was sent their way.

“This is weird…” Peter mumbled to himself as Mayday crawled up his body, sitting on his shoulders giggling as he watched Miguel talk to Hobie calmly.

Gwen lowered herself down from the ceiling hanging upside down beside him.

“I was thinking the same thing.”

She flips over, landing on her feet effortlessly.

“Doesn't he usually start yelling by this point?” Pavitr asked, following closely behind Gwen.

Peter slowly nods his head, his eyes not leaving the sight in front of him, but widening more when he sees Miguel laugh at something Hobie says.

“Did he just…?” Peter mumbles quietly to himself

“Oh yeah, he did,” Gwen says while grabbing onto Mayday.

“Awe nah,” Miles said, swinging next to them.

“Yall remember when he tried literally killing me?! Ain't no way bros just out here laughing now.”

“Laughing with me too at that,” Hobie said while turning around and watching Miguel leave before facing his friends again with a sly smile.

“You all thinking what I'm thinking?” Hobie asked.

“We go home early?” Peter asked while taking Mayday back from Gwen, placing her in her carrier.

“We kidnap him for questioning-”

“We follow him home-”

“We leave him alone to bathe in his happiness!”

Four pairs of eyes all fall on Pavitr as soon as the words leave his mouth, causing him to nervously clear his throat.

“I’m just saying…maybe it's best if we leave him alone. I mean, do we really want Miguel to be angry and start yelling at us again?”

“I guess we do want Miguel to yell at us.”

Pavitr whispered harshly, earning four loud shushes as they hung off of a random building.

“Are you sure this is the right place?” Miles asked quietly as he put his hands up near his eyes, peering into the window.

“Has to be,” Hobie replied with a smile as he grabbed onto Mayday who was crawling up to the roof.

“We followed him here ourselves!” Gwen exclaimed. “He has to be here.”

Peter gasps and ducks out of your eyesight, pulling down Gwen and Pavitr with him and shushing everyone.

“Oh my god, we should've listened to Pav-”

“Yes, you should have.” Pav cut off with a smile.

“This is someone else’s house!”

Miles whispered as he kept looking at the window, silently thanking the universe for his invisibility powers.

“Miles! Get down already!” Gwen said while looking up at him, but her words go into one of Miles’ ears and out the other as he watches Miguel walk into the home with a familiar scowl on his face.

“Wait! Miguel just walked in.”

Interest peaked from everyone as they all make their way over to the window, peeking inside and gasping when they see you jump into Miguel’s arms

“I don't believe it…” Gwen quietly said to herself.

“Huh, well that's something I didn't expect.” Peter followed.

“Oh, this is great! Miguel is in love with someone! Do you think anyone else knows? What about Jess? Or maybe even-”

Pav’s words are cut short when Mayday starts banging on the window when she sees the large familiar man her father works with. Gasps leave the mouths of everyone when they hear the exchange between you and Miguel.

“Miguel…why is there a baby sticking to our window?”

“Dios mío, pinche Parker…”

Peter feels his heart drop when his last name leaves Miguel’s lips. He reaches up ready to grab his beautiful daughter (and possibly say his last words to her) but grabs onto a chiseled face instead.

“Oi, he's a dead man now, yeah?” Hobie whispers to his friends.

Peter slowly looks up, giggling nervously when he sees Miguel's face in his hands still.

“Parker, let go of my face.”

Peter quickly drops his hands and starts stuttering over his words to explain why he's there with everyone until Miguel holds up a hand to stop him.

“You five,” he said, gesturing to the group. “In the house.”

The group wastes no time as they all swing into Miguel’s house carefully trying not to knock anything over. It's now that they take the time to look around his decorated home, smiling when they see pictures scattered along the wall. The place is nice, it screams Miguel and someone else, they just don't know who yet.

“Parker. Your baby, please.”

Peter looks back over at Miguel who stands perfectly still as Mayday begins to climb over him into the arms of a giggling you.

“She is just adorable! Mira que lindo, Miggy! Don't you just want to eat her up?”

Peter’s heart swells when Mayday giggles at your compliments, his eyes widening a bit when he sees Miguel smile at you.

“Yes, cariño she's cute, but I think she needs to go back with Peter.”

Peter steps forward with his arms out, chuckling when Mayday jumps into them. Miguel turns to face them all, ready to send them back home when he sees the looks on their faces.

“Fine,” he sighs. “Ask away.”

“Are you the reason he’s nicer now?”

“How long has this been going on?!”

“Does he glare at you when you mess up things too?”

“This couch is lovely. I have to know where you got it from.”

You laugh softly as questions are thrown your way a mile a minute. Miguel grumbles to himself as he walks over to the kitchen table, your hand in his as he drags you to sit onto his lap.

“You happier at work now guapo? Hm?”

The team collectively gasps when a pretty rose color makes itself evident across his cheeks as your hands run through his hair, tangling itself with the strands resting on the back of his neck.

“Mi alma...not in front of them.” he quietly whines while hiding his face on your shoulder.

“No way he's blushing right now,” Miles mumbles under his breath to Hobie.

Miguel shoots him a glare, his eyes glowing red as you let out soft coos and bring his head against your chest.

“Yah Miggy, cálmate por favor,”

You look over at the spider people standing around in your living room, getting up from Miguel’s lap and walking over to the fridge.

“Are you guys hungry?” you asked while looking over your shoulder and smiling at them.

“I didn't make enough dinner for all of us but I'm sure I can find something to cook real quick!”

“Amor, they were just leaving-” Miguel starts, but is cut off quickly.

“I could eat some food.”

“I'll take some water if that's okay!”

Peter walks over to Miguel’s food, grabbing a piece of food from his plate and humming in contentment when the flavors melt on his tongue.

“This is amazing! What seasonings did you use?”

Miguel can't even comprehend what's happening as everyone rushes over toward you, stealing your attention away from him. He takes a moment to let everything sink in as his eyes fall on you smiling and laughing while holding Mayday in your arms. His heart swells at the sight in front of him, feeling nothing but happiness at the fact that you get along with people he's grown close to over time. That happy little bubble he's in quickly pops when he sees Peter standing over the stove with Hobie and Miles, eating the food you cooked as if they haven't eaten in years.

“Please, have some. We insist.” Miguel said under his breath, his arms crossing over his chest.

“Fank…you!” Miles said with a mouthful of food. Homie and Peter followed him giving him a thumbs up with a smile.

Miguel takes a deep breath, his hands flying to his face pinching the bridge of his nose as he makes his way over to you while mumbling under his breath.

“No puedo mas, no puedo mas, no puedo mas.”

He smiles as Mayday jumps from your arms into his, his hands finding their way under her tiny arms as he lifts her into the air laughing with her.

“Do you really need your daddy Mayday? I'm sure you can stay with me and mi vida, no?”

Mayday laughs, her hands loudly coming together as she claps, then puts her hand into her mouth when Miguel settles her onto his shoulders.

Peter quickly gulps down the food that was in his mouth as Gwen lets out an awkward chuckle.

“Something tells me we’ve overstayed our welcome…”

Peter nods his head quickly, snatching Mayday off of Miguel and offering you a smile.

“Yeah, we should head out soon, pretty sure MJ is cooking lasagna tonight.”

The rest of the group walked toward the window they entered in, their heads looking over their shoulders waving goodbye to you as they thank you and hope to meet again soon. Miguel wraps his arms around you from behind as he watches them all filter out the room one by one, swinging their way back home.

He sighs and rests his head on your shoulder.

“Everything okay Miggy?” you ask quietly as you reach out behind you to play with his hair.

He nods his head, his arms squeezing you just a bit tighter as he starts to leave kisses where your shoulder and neck meet.

“Just tired cariño, even when I'm away from work I can't escape them.”

You chuckle and turn around to face him, your arms draping around his shoulders as you place a kiss on his cheek.

“They just wanna see what's got you so happy at work now guapo,” you whisper quietly. “They’re your friends and they love you.

Your hands come to rest on his cheeks, your thumbs gently caressing his skin. He leans into your touch, a small scoff leaving his lips.

“They aren't my-”

“They are your friends.” you lean up a bit to gently place a kiss on his lips, smiling when you pull away and watch him follow your lips.

“They're your friends and you love them, Miguel.”

He smiles, placing another kiss on you as his hand tangles itself in your hair, attempting to bring you closer to him.

“Fine,” he mumbles, pulling away with a smile. “They're my friends and I love them, but not as much as I love you.”

Your hands slide down to his chest and grip the shirt he's wearing, bringing him closer to you, ready to get lost in the feeling of him before a voice breaks you both away.

“Awe, we love you too Miguel.”

“Pinche cabrón- Parker! Go home!”

#i thought this was cute #idk man....#miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara imagine #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara fluff #miguel o'hara atsv #miguel o'hara across the spiderverse #atsv x reader #atsv fluff

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hangmansgbaby · 1 year

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Hi!!! Can I request a one shot where reader is mav’s daughter/Bradley’s “sister” but she doesn’t have a good relationship w either because she’s always been in Bradley’s shadow. Instead of her moving around w MAV she was sent to boarding school and Bradley always says that Mav just didn’t want to deal w her and things like that. Reader and Jake are dating (bonding over daddy issues lol) and it’s apt of angst between Mav Bradley and reader and fluff between jake and reader 😭

Always Darling | 1 | J.Seresin

Summary: No one was prepared for what was going to happen walking into the Hard Deck that day. Maverick wasn’t prepare to see in daughter and nephew for the first time in 20 years nor the memories seeing them would bring up. Bradley wasn’t prepared to see the girl he saw as a little sister, let alone see her all over Hangman. Willow was not prepared to see both of them in class that next morning, let alone how small she’d feel like she was back in perfect Bradley Bradshaw’s shadow all those years ago. But when she finally confronts him? Their mission may be in jeopardy.

Pairings: Jake "Hangman" Seresin x OC!Willow "Vixen" Seresin, brief mentions of Pete "Maverick" Mitchell x OC Daughter!Willow "Vixen" Seresin and Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x OC God Sister!Willow "Vixen" Seresin

Warnings: angst, fluff, daddy issues

Note: none :)

Apr 2024 note: I did end up updating this into an OC as I dont write my series as a reader insert anymore.

Word count: 1.4k

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"What do we have here?" Hangman shouts smugly. "If it ain't Phoenix!" Hangman leans against the pool table as the Phoenix walks up to him.

“I missed you!” Willow hugs her.

“I missed you too.”

"And here I thought we were special, Coyote. Turns out the invite went to anyone." Willow elbows her boyfriend's ribs, walking straight back over to the table.

"Fellas, this here's Bagman." Phoenix introduces him to the boys behind her.

"Hangman."

"Whatever." Phoenix smiles sarcastically. "You're looking at the only naval aviator on active duty with a confirmed air-to-air kill."

"Stop." Hangman acts humbled, causing Willow to laugh.

"Mind you, the other guy was in a museum piece from the Korean War."

"Cold War. Different wars, same century."

"Not this one." Willow smiles, pulling the pool cue from Coyote’s hands.

"Who are your friends?" Coyote asks.

"Payback."

"Fanboy." There's a brief pause before he questions, "Who’s she?”

"Vixen.“ Jake answers, pulling her around the table to stand in front of him. He positions her to where her back is against his chest. “My beautiful girlfriend.” Jake kisses her temple as she laughs, pulling away from him.

"Hey Coyote." Phoenix greets.

"Hey."

"Who's he?" Phoenix asks.

"Who's who?" Coyote questions before the attention is turned to the man sitting in the barstool nearby.

"When did you get in?" Coyote asks.

"Oh, I've been here the whole time."

"Man's a stealth pilot." Hangman chuckles.

"Literally." Coyote chimes in.

"Weapons system officer, actually."

"With no sense of humor." Hangman sighs, handing Phoenix his pool cue, walking to the bar.

"What do they call you? Willow questions.

"Bob.”

"No your callsign." Payback asks.

"Bob."

"Bob Floyd? You're my new backseater? From Lemoore?"

"Looks like it. Yeah." Bob nods.

"Nine ball, Bob." Phoenix hands him the pool cue. "Rack'em." She takes the extended cue from Willow who walks after her boyfriend.

“Penny my dear. I’ll have 4 beers on the old timer.”

“Better be getting one for me too.” Willow bounces up to the bar top.

“I could never forget my best girl.” Jake’s southern drawl flutters out. Willow leans into his side as Penny returns with their drinks.

“Hey Willow! You back too?” Penny questions, wiping down the bar as they pick up the bottles.

“Yea. How have you been?” Willow smiles.

“Good, ya know I just saw-“

“Willow?” Willow glances behind Penny to see none other than her father sitting on the other side of the bar.

“Maverick.” She nods curtly.

“Sweetheart-“ Maverick tries but she shuts him down.

“Don’t. Not here.” She shakes her head, turning away from the bar. “Let’s go Jake.”

"Bradshaw!" Phoenix calls. "Is that you?" Willow snaps her head around.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” She groans. The pornstache and tacky Hawaiian shirt caught her eye.

"This is how I find out your stateside?"

"Yeah, I just thought I'd surprise you." Bradley smirks, walking up to the pool table just in time for Phoenix to pull back on the pool cue causing Bradley to double over in pain from the impact.

"I guess I surprised you back." Phoenix says, turning around.

"It's good to see you." Bradley smiles, as he stands up.

"Good to see you too."

"Bradshaw, as I live and breathe." Hangman says, returning from the bar. He hands out the beers he brought back before removing the pool cue from Bob's hands.

"Hangman. You look good." Rooster nods at him, already annoyed.

"Well, I am good, Rooster. Real good. In fact, I am too good to be true." Hangman answers looking around at the group. Willow groans, sitting in one of the barstools nearby.

"So, anybody know what this special detachment is all about?" Coyote asks.

"No, mission's a mission. They don't confront me. What I want to know: Who's gonna be team leader? And which one of y'all has what it takes to follow me?" Hangman says, making a couple shots on the pool table.

"Hangman, the only place you'll lead anyone is an early grave." Rooster retorts.

"Well, anyone who follows you is just gonna run out of fuel." Willow snarks.

Hangman leans against the pool table. "But that's just you ain't it, Rooster? You're snug on that perch, waiting for just the right moment, that never comes." Hangman says, stopping when he is inches away from Bradley's face. "I love this song." He smiles, walking away.

"Well he hasn't changed." Phoenix says.

"Nope." Bradley eyes Willow, offering her a smile. She just scoffs and walks towards the door.

“Darlin, where are you going?” Jake calls, pulling her to a stop.

“I…” she struggles with the words, hearing the piano radiate through the room. “Fuck.” She groans, glancing behind Jake as Bradley starts singing. “Can we just go home? Please?”

“Yea, baby of course. Let me go pay off our tab. I’ll meet you at the truck.”

“Okay,” Willow nods, quickly walking out of the Hard Deck.

“Willow! Wait up!”

Willow glances behind her to see her father following behind her. “No. I’m not doing this with you now.”

“Willow, come on. You can’t still be mad.”

“You sent me to boarding school!”

“You were a trouble stu-“

“Right, troubled.” Willow scoffs, laughing lightly. “I just wanted my dad to see me. Treat me just like he did perfect little Bradley Bradshaw.”

“I didn’t treat you any differently.” Pete defends.

“Oh really? ‘Bradley’s going to state champs,’ ‘Bradley got straight A’s,’ Bradley this and Bradley that!” Willow shouts. “But did I get any praise? No! I get one B and immediately it’s ‘well when Bradley took that class!’ I am so sick of you comparing us! He’s not even your son!”

“He’s been through a lot.” Mav says, but it only makes Willow’s anger worse.

“So have I!” Willow shouts. “I lost everything. Mom! Uncle Goose! Aunt Carole! You! I lost people too!”

“Me?” Mav questions.

“Yes you! You left as soon as you dropped me off at boarding school and never came back!”

“I did what was best for you!” Mav retorts, yelling.

“Yea, whatever helps you sleep at night asshole.” She mutters, turning away from him. “Go back to perfect Bradley.” Mav had since walked away but only to be replaced.

“You think I’m perfect?”

“Piss off Bradshaw! I am not in the mood.” Willow groans, still walking towards Jake’s truck.

“Come on! You seemed to have plenty to say a minute ago.”

“You know what? I am so sick and tired of you thinking you’re better than me!” Willow shouts. “Always telling me how I should feel, or act. You’re nothing but a spoiled ass little orphan who can’t take no for an answer.”

“Same old Willow. I don’t blame your dad for leaving you at that school. You were always too much to handle.”

“Oh that's it!” Willow goes to charge him but is interrupted by Jake walking up.

“Everything alright out here?” Jake asks, jogging up to Willow.

“Yea, let’s just go home.” Willow pulls him with her to the truck, immediately climbing inside.

“You okay?” Jake questions after about 5 minutes, halfway to the condo they rented.

“Yea, just… can we not talk about it?”

“Of course.” Jake smiles, his hand rubbing circles into her thigh.

Willow retreated to the master as soon as Jake parked the truck.

“Darlin?” Jake followed her in. He quickly dropped their things by the door and followed her into the room. “Darlin what’s wrong?”

Willow immediately curled into the bed. “I don’t wanna talk about it.” She sighed, willing herself not to cry.

“That's fine. We can just lay here, okay?” Jake sits on the bed, opening his arms for Willow to slide into him and she does. Her cheek resting in his chest, one arm over his torso while both of his wrapped around her. “You know I love you right?”

“Of course. You know I love you?”

“Always darling.” He plants a kiss on her forehead as she slowly drifts to sleep. “We’ll get through this detachment. Together like everything else.” Be gently kisses her head again before drifting to sleep himself.

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 5 months

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Hey y'all welcome back to the hit show

'You MFers Be Racist!'

I'm your host, Roman and on today's show we're gonna be talking about how Miguel, a Latino man looks... Latino.

*audience gasps*

Now audience, what if I told you there's literally people mad they made Miguel darker in ATSV 😭😭

They're saying it's racist because 'if a black character got turned white-'

Like they ain't even change his ethnicity. Just the fact that he's darker makes them angry.

Same hair color same eye color but he's like four shades darker

Oh my god the creators are so evil for making a *checks notes* brownskin Latino man

Someone said they prefer Miguel's ATSV design because of the brownskin Latino rep

- and they got called an Anti-White Racist (me and Hobie cackling in the next room) and then anon tried to explain how ethnicities and races in Mexico work

Y'all do not understand how pervasive racism is in the Spider-man community.

It goes to show how so many 'allies' work and cheer for black solidarity UNTIL black or brown people do something they can't relate to.

Oh, Hobie might wanna date black girls to bond over the shares experiences of racism and anti-blackness? NO THAT'S RACIST how dare he hold parts of his blackness so dear that he wants to be able to share it to his partner with complete understanding? Race shouldn't matter at all to him!! And if it does he's a racist and so are you!!!!!!! You holding your culture dear is not allowed.

For the racists in the fandom, It's racist and upsetting to imply that POC might have a stronger connection to a black character than them.

Oh, brown Latinos are happy that Miguel is brown skin rep now? NO THAT'S RACIST how dare you change the characters skin color by four shades darker even if he's still the same ethnicity and nationality.

How dare you give rep to a largest part of the demographic he's always been apart of

Y'all are the mfers that gave Zendaya - a mixed race self-described Black woman - a hard time.

Yeah mfer I ain't forget that shit!!!!!

Back when casting Zendaya as MJ was seen as racist and 'race switching' and 'what if they made Miles white that wouldn't be okay so this shouldn't be okay either'

even though there's already a white Spider-man but no black canon spiderman love interest despite the character being around for over half a fucking century.

Because even though Zendaya shares Caucasian ancestory like Mary-Jane has, Zendaya is very clearly a person of color, and since she doesn't look white, that's not enough.

(And don't even get me STARTED on the shit she got for actually dating Tom. Or people who say they want his Black Cat to be white so he can 'get back to' yt women)

Sure, Miguel is mixed - sharing white ancestory with his father. But he's clearly a person of color now, and since he doesn't look white anymore, that's not enough for y'all.

The racism is wild. It's wild and clear.

And that's all from me folks! See you next time on 'Y'all MFers be Racist!!'

Maybe next time we can talk about how Jessica Drew wasn't that much in the wrong. And how she was way less in the wrong than Peter B. And how y'all put responsibility on Black women while also giving a pass to white male incompetency in the same breath.

Tune in next time because trust me these racists will strike again and so will I 😭😭🧐🧐

#n e ways #Hobie Brown likes Black partners he loves them #spiderman #spider man #atsv #marvel #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel o hara #miguel ohara #racism #antiblackness #atsv meta

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I loved your Genshin in your house one and I've got a few random ideas I want your opinion on (and u can write if you want, I ain't stopping);

1. Introducing everyone to the world. Like "no, this world has no Mora." "WHAT." And trying to figure out how to explain the currency, cuz you can't just randomly explain how Credit card works, you need to also explain how the digital world works!

2. Showers. I reckon there are in Genshin. At least not like the ones in our world. Electro would be the worst to like shower cuz water + electricity ≠....

3. Explaining governments. Like they believe you're the great creator and God, but you're there like ".... I have no power cuz these guys *points at government* do. AND DON'T ASSASSINATE THEM. BAD."

4. How are you supposed to explain to your landlord... How they all fitting in a small apparement.... It'd be concerned about that rather my drugs..

5. "No, you can't go out wearing stuff like that. You're gonna be a cosplayer than, Nothing is wrong with that but wearing it everyday is smelly and weird to other people. And also, bringing a sword or whatever anywhere, is practically illegal." "But why? It's defense." "Because my government said so. I also have no idea why you would anyways."

7. *Looking at the drama between our cat/dog/whatever animal and the animal characteristics characters* .... What.

8. Paying for food is hell. Unless they decide to get jobs.. Hopefully not college tho...

9. The kids going to elementary school, confused.. I've been there but poor Qiqi in a american school :(( (I mean like the fact the teachers dislike students who easily forget.)

10. Oh god the living expenses too- Like couches, beds, blankets, etc. THEY SHOULD'VE BROUGHT SOME THINGS WITH THEM.

Thank you for listening to my rant.

THE THIRD ONE IS SO CANON 😭😭

THEY WOULD BE MAD MAD WHEN THEY HEARD ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT

Tbh for the 10th one, they weren't planning to like stay in that world, they literally have duties to do back there

The original plan was for them to convince you and drag you to the teyvat

Honestly I don't know if you should be happy or sad when you have a cat/dog as a pet

Gorou is not getting along with that, ...mindless thing... (as he likes to call it) sorry

The cat hissing while gorou is growling,

Even if the cat hisses at tighnari he would growl back at the little rascal

Childe REFUSES to leave his weapons behind. Same goes with Xiao, they are glued to their weapons

zhongli and Tsaritsa had to scold them about this

Also it's for the best to not send them to school so teach them yourself.

Literally just buy another laptop and play math videos made for kids, both ways work.

But Ah I love these headcanons 💀

#sagau #genshin impact x reader #yandere genshin impact #genshin sagau #sagau yandere #x reader #yandere cult genshin #yandere sagau #sagau fatui #sagau isekai #reverse isekai sagau #genshin self aware au #sagau crack

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Older

lee soohyuk x model!reader

━━ ❪ description: yn gets over a breakup and ends up meeting someone older, who knows exactly how to treat her right // smau, age gap. ❫

━━ ❪ warnings: language ❫

━━ ❪ fc: jennie kim ❫

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user hol' on...WHAT

user did her and tae break up or ???

user wait a damn minute...someone...older ?

user okay but hear me out... is it just me who feels like yn wanted be public about her relationship, and since tae is a super private person, he didn't ?

⤿ user I bet it must've been hard for yn, because we all know how much of a physically affectionate person she is, and all the times they were pictured together, she always had her hands behind her back with a sad look on her face

⤿ user FINALLY ya'll are seeing how so not right they were for each other, jeez – they clearly wanted different things for their relationship.

⤿ user just proves that, just because you're in the same industry, doesn't mean you'll get along.

user soo...older men, huh ? why do I feel she about to do something wild...

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koreadispatch SPOTTED: this past weekend following up towards Y/N L/N's launch party with her collaboration with Calvin Klein, the top model has been spotted out more than once with a new man on her arm. At first his face couldn't be seen, until...it could.

It's none other than famous South Korean "Tomorrow" actor, Lee Soohyuk. Like she said, it appears Miss L/N is indeed, into older men now – but what went down with her previous partner, fellow top model Kim Taehyung ?

Comment your thoughts down bellow !!

#YnLn #LeeSoohyuk #KimTaehyung #koreandispatch

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user chanel told yn "no way you're dating a celine boy on our watch ! here, have a dior MAN instead."

⤿ user LMAO 😭😭

user so mother wasn't kidding ? she really is into older men...

user damn he's fine...

user ...daddy ? yeah, he's very much daddy.

user I watched the drama and i fell for him immediately... he is SO GORGEOUS OMFG

⤿ user SAME OMG, honestly, mother yn slayed

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user OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

user this feels surreal. this man almost NEVER posts.

user tell me he's not hacked...cause it's been 7 months since his last post

ynusername your pretty what, hon ?"

⤿ leesoohyuk come over from that side of the bath and I'll tell you.

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⤿ user THE BATH !?

user holy shit this is...this is... MY PARENTS !?

user bro said screw soft launching, this is a HARD LAUNCH

user a whole post dedicated to her ? oh yeah, he's in deep.

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ynusername and in a world full of boys, he's a gentleman ♡

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user yes mother. YES MOTHER.

taylorswift i am in love with your love.

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user TAYTAY !? okay, taylor and yn collab WHEN

user he truly treats her like a queen...where's my older man ? 😔

user them>>> the wolrd.

leesoohyuk you deserve only the best, my love

⤿ ynusername mhm...so, round 3 ?

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user I'm sorry...WHAT !?!!!?

user oh they are insane... and i love it.

user so... onlyfans when ?

user I am so here for yn's idgaf attitude, because she ain't messing with boys no more, she has a MAN now.

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#jennie kim #lee soo hyuk #smau #kdrama #blackpink #kpop

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allmyn1ghts · 5 months

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hii <3 could you write somethin with jey where him and r have a child nd r convinces jey to dress up with all of them to take christmas photos? 😭

christmas tings ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

Jey Uso x Reader

Synopsis: you want to take Christmas photos, Jey doesn’t. You always get your way somehow.

Warnings: whole lotta fluff

Word Count: 857

A/N: my first-ever request how exciting!! this is such a super fun n' cute idea, thank you for requesting <33

"You wanna do what now?" your husband questions as he looks up from his phone, staring at you like you have two damn heads. "I wanna take Christmas pictures this year Jey! I think it would be so much fun, dontcha think?" You and Jey had been happily married for about five years now and three years in, you welcomed your beautiful baby girl, Gia. You loved your little family, so why wouldn't you take family Christmas photos?

"Yeah?" he says sarcastically. "Yes, Jey!! And then we can get them turned into Christmas cards and send them out to everyone!" you tell him as you walk over to your shared bed, where he sits, following your moving figure. "Yeaa Im good on that one Uce."

"The hell you mean you good?" now it was your turn to question him.

"I just think that whole Christmas picture and cards thing is a lil corny." he shrugs his shoulders.

"Jey, you fuckin' with me right now?" you raise a brow.

"Whatchu' mean?" he looks back down at his phone, doing whatever he was doing prior.

"Joshua Fatu do not play stupid with me right now.". you fold your arms together, he was starting to piss you off, and that's the last thing he ever wants to do to you. He looks right back up to you, giving you all of his attention. "Okay, Okay, damn girl you got me. Can I at least think about it first?" You continue to stare at him.

"I ain't winning this one, am I"

"Not a chance."

a few days later...⋆˙⟡♡

Today, you planned for a photographer to come to your home and take your long-awaited Christmas photos. You're in your two-year-old daughter's room, getting her ready. "you look soo beautiful my love!" you tell Gia as you finish putting on her shoes. She gives you the cutest smile ever. Behind you, you hear Jey's footsteps coming closer to the room. He's wearing the ugliest Christmas sweater ever, and you love it. You decided the three of you would wear ugly Christmas sweaters to add some fun to the photos. " Well don't you look handsome!" you tease. You pick up Gia and walked towards him.

"I appreciate you being such a good sport, Jey." You give him a kiss that makes him smile ever so slightly. "Look at my baby! So damn pretty, just like her momma" He says taking your daughter from your grasp, attacking her with kisses. "Watch your damn mouth Jey," you say nudging him. "you know she's starting to repeat everything!" you don't realize until after you reprimanded him that you made the same mistake he did. He looks at you with a teasing grin.

"Don't you dare" you smile

"Oh my god, Y/N! Watch your mouth! She repeats everything"

You roll your eyes playfully as he brings the three of you into a hug.

⋆˙⟡♡

"Beautiful guys! Let's get a final one of yall together"

You hold your toddler in your hands while Jey hugs you from behind. The picture-taking had been going on for about an hour or two, and yall were ready to be done. "You know y/n, this ain't so bad." Jey tells you. "you see! I told you it would be fun" you say leaning into him.

"Perfert! Yall look great, the pictures came out great too." The photographer walks over to yall, showing the shots they got. You were in love with them. There were a mix of candid photos and ones you actually posed for. Some had the three of you, just your daughter, or just you and Jey. "Oh, babe!! I love them, whatcha think?" you say looking up at Jey. "My two favorite girls, lookin' beautiful as always". He kisses your forehead and looks at the photographer. "You killed that Uce, 'preciate it."

"I'll send em all to y/n once I get them all on the computer." The photographer begins to pack up their stuff. "Thanks again!" you say as he walks out. "Ion know bout you, but that bed upstairs is callin' my name." You laugh at his comment. "oh absolutely, it's nap time for all of us." You look at your daughter whos passed out on the couch.

⋆˙⟡♡

After a few weeks, you finally received the pictures and made them into Christmas cards.

"Hey Jey, come down here for a sec, I got somthin' to show you!" He comes down the stairs a few seconds later and heads towards you in the kitchen. "Wassup mama?". You hand him the card. "They finally came!" He looked at the card reading the text.

Merry Christmas From The Fatu Family! Love, Y/N, Joshua & Gia. Followed by a collage of many photos taken that day.

"They look great baby, thank you for doin' all this."

"Aww don't get all sappy on me now, I remember how much you hated the idea! Now look at 'chu." You both laughed.

"Yeah yeah whatever you say y/n," he says before kissing your forehead and going back upstairs.

Something tells you this is the start of a brand new tradition in your family.

Thank you for reading!! if you enjoyed please like n' reblog and let me know what you thought in the comments <3

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lappel-du-vide83 · 1 month

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Also getting back to the manhwas train I finally read debut or die which was?? Not at all like I was expecting?? But anyways, here are just my reactions (often kinda random) but I hope you read through and can figure out what's going on while finding it funny!

Also don't ask me which chapter it starts at because brother in arms I don't know either

EUGENE IS SO FUNNY

[VTIC Cheongryeo sunbae-nim: Call me if you feel like dying ^^]

- LMFAOOOO what

didn’t know where this dogsh*t idea came from. Does his pituitary produce saliva instead of hormones? It was fortunate that he was the type to be impressed by trivial interpersonal relationships.

- woah what went straight for the jugular

I never thought that the situation where I cried for the first time in nearly 7 years would be live in front of a camera with 13,000 people.

- AND AIN'T AFRAID TO CRY

- OR TREAT HIS MAMA RIGHT

“You didn’t have a trashy attitude back then, Moondae. You just worked hard even though you were sick. Chungwoo hyung was worried too.”

- Oml

[We have to lose!]

- Bless cha Eugene's heart

-- HE'S SAYING IT IN ENG

Hey, that’s scary. I’m scared.’

- Behold the intelligence of mcs

The company’s internal network structure is derived from T1.’

- HOLY SHIT THIS GUY'S DEDUCTING SKILLS IS CRAZY

- Have you considered a career in

- Forensic?

He also gave very American advice.

- LMFAO

I cheered as I reviewed the ten-day seclusion plan.

- FR

- secluded for 10 days sounds like the DREAM

‘I am so f*cking uncomfortable with it, you bastard.’

- Leave the poor man alone 😭

-- Is this..?

-- THE KIDNAPPING???

(- WHAT

Why don’t you try to commit suicide?”

- CRAZY BASTARD

-- He is now the kidnapper

--- Kidnappee turn kidnapper

Because I beat the sh*t out of him.”

- Amen

It’s okay. I won.”

- HELL YEAH YOU DID

The fact that I was injured enough to go to the hospital was funnier.

- WHAT STOP

- HE COLLAPSED

- WTF

- PLS REST

HE'S ACTUALLY SO MANIPULATIVE

-- USING THE SKILL

-- SUBTLY CHANGING THEIR THOUGHTS IT'S CRAZY

---

DO YOU REALLY WANNA WORK THAT HARD

Arent you drinking too much

- ONG was not expecting this to actually be a problem

You look tired these days!”

- OMG HE _IS_ AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR

Oh no he got a SURPRISE BDAY PARTY

-- Woah so his actual one is 8 dec??

-- That's awfully close

---

WATCHING RED PANDAS IN THE CORNER OF HIS ROOM

--- SAUR CUTE

----

HIS GRANDMA IS AN OPP

---- I'M SORRY IT'S REALLY MEAN BUT GET IT TOGETHER GIRL

---- OMG CHA YUJIN INSISTING THAT HE STAY

---- URGHHH MY HEART

Self criticism should be done during spare time not when it's a nuisance

- I respect this man so much

like a brainless idiot

- STOP

- YOU ARE SMART

- AND AMAZING

- YOU JUST GIVE 200% AT THE WRONG TIMES

AW OMG HE CARES SO MUCH

-- BLESS RAEBIN

-- EVERYONE ACTUALLY

-- THEY ARE THERE FOR EACH OTHER SO MUCH

- - -

Woah wait so they're aiming for a Moondae is the the same person as bae sejin feel??

--- I am INVESTED in the mv lore

It doesn't matter if it was worse this time

- NO

- IT'S ALREADY SO BAD

- THE RECOIL SHOULD NOT GET WORSE

- THAT'S RIGHT SLEEP MORE

- JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BACCHUAS DOESN MEAN YOU DONT NEED SLEEO

OH NO

-- THE ACCIDENT

-- STOP

-- ARGHHH

-- WILL YOU REST PLEASE

-- OH THANK FUCK

---

WAIT

--- NO

--- NONONONO

--- STOP

--- NOT ALLT HE WAY BACK

--- Daydream??

( how desparate he is)

- OH MY FUCKING GOD

- SHOULD I JUMP OFFF

- NO

- OMG

- NO

OMG THIS REALISATION is Tearing me APART

rapid prayers in spanish

- the angst here is killing me

THANK GOD FOR NECTAR

-- 18 DAY COMA

OMFG

-- CHA YUJIN IS SAUR CUTE

-- BRIBED HIM WITH TANGEIRNES

-- HE'S SORRY

-- HE IS FORGIVEN

-- CHA YUJIN KEEPING QUIET ABOUT VTIC

-- AND BLACKMAILING MOONDAE

-- SO ADORABLE

---

FUNDRAISING

--- He's actually so sweet

--- PLS EVERYONE WAS CRYING

"do you think I'm some kind of sociopath"

- SEJIN NO

- THEYRE FRIENDS <333

- PLEASE I NEED THEM TO BE HAPPY

So the system is actively trying to help him??

---

TSRANDED ARC!!

--- Lights out :0

--- SAVE THE CHICKENS

--- The secret door is so ominous

--- Horror arc

--- OMG MOONDAE GOING wtf do I do??

--- SO REALL

--- WAS SO SCARED FOR A SECOND

----

THE MEETING

---- OMG

---- AHHHHHH

---- DID HE RUN AWAY???

---- I'M SO CONFUSED

---- BUT RGW IN THIS CONTEXT IS SO SWEET

HE TRIED TO COMMIT DEATH

- WHAT

- WHAT THE FUCK

- HUH

- IT ENDED LIKE THAT????

- No more abnormalities???

- WHAT

:OO A CONVO WITH OG PMD

Ah the need to be in control of every situation

- So valid

AND THEN MY TEXTS JUST END THERE SO...

anyways hope you had a laugh

And I really hope this fandom gets so much bigger than it is now :)

#debut or die #park moondae #thoughts #book review #reaction

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honeybleed · 2 months

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series masterlist

content & warnings: fem!reader, suggestive, conflict (two emotionally constipated dumbasses discover they were playing each other), alcohol consumption, happy albeit corny ending! also i think in my last a/n i said this chapter would have smut yeah change of plans sorry y’all go here cos this needed to be wrapped up 🗿

author’s note: AND IT’S A WRAP BLOOD OF JESUS 😭😭😭 shit nearly took a year? i gotta work on my time management skills. THANK YOU TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT READ THIS, to the silent readers, the anons, the people who reblogged and liked and most importantly the people who left comments and feedback! love you ALL !! 💗

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Contrary to rare belief you genuinely were a morning person.

But being up at almost four in the morning to set off for the car ride to Ace's family created an extreme aversion and you were close to crying with how much you missed your bed.

You were used to the metropolis of New York City, so the towering cliffs and jagged edges made you shrink into the seat with how intimidating and minuscule they made you feel beside Ace.

On the flip side, Ace seemed to be in his element as he grinned from ear to ear at the crisp air when he wound the window down slightly. Driving through rocky terrains would've been nerve-wracking for anybody, yet Ace was beyond exhilarated.

Navigating through the craggy landscape seemed to be light work for him. You would've marvelled at him if the incessant bumps and jolts weren't winding you up.

It wasn't his fault but you were getting irritated, especially when your elbow perched on the window pane in an attempt to get some shut eye it was floundered with every snag and shake.

"You good?"

"I think the coffee isn't helping." You snickered.

"Yeah..." Ace chuckled. "That'll do it every time."

He cleared his throat.

"Don't worry too much, alright? I know I kinda scared you off with my old stories but it'll be fine. I promise."

"...Thanks Ace." You beamed.

You figured you'd cut him some slack as you'd been a nightmare these past few days.

He parked the jeep and headed out to grab the bags. Your eyes were greeted at the cabin nestled deep within the rugged embrace of the mountains.

"Ma! I'm home!" Ace called out as he dumped his luggage in the hallway of the cabin as he barged in and you timidly followed after him.

Your eyes widened when your eyes settled on the woman before you.

You'd never seen somebody so tall before. And imposing. She sat with her hands on her knees, cigarette hanging from her lips.

The living area she was sitting in had stone hearths anchored on either end of the room, the roaring fires casting a warm glow over plush leather furnishings and richly woven rugs that covered the hardwood floors.

"Eh? What the hell are you doin' here? I ain't got money so beat it." She said gruffly.

"I ain't some sorta beggar, Ma! When's the last time I even asked for money, huh?" Ace shot back, hands on his hips. Slightly offended at her insinuation. "Is this how you treat your son?"

"Whatever. Ah!"

She immediately broke into a smile when her eyes fixated on you.

"This must be Y/N! Oh, she's even more prettier than I imagined!" Dadan smiled.

"How do you know her again...?" Ace asked, a little bewildered.

"When I compiled the photo album of us, duh!" You grinned. You pushed past Ace to make your way over to Dadan, who immediately pulled you into her embrace.

You felt the wind in your chest knocked out, coughing but it was heartwarming all the same.

"What do you see in him, eh?" She questioned as she stroked your face.

"Ma!" Ace barked.

"What? You're punching above your weight with this one."

"Aw, don't say that!" You giggled at Ace's pouting and Dadan showering you with compliments. "Ace is very handsome...and he has his sweet moments."

"Where the hell is Luffy?" Ace questioned, stretching his arms.

"God knows where that runt is." Dadan grumbled as she released you from her iron grip. "He'll be back in no time if we cook dinner."

Ace's eyes twinkled as he looked at you.

"God, I can't wait for you to meet him." He chuckled.

Luffy was Ace's pride and joy. For the entirety of the car ride in the mountain terrains, Ace would not stop raving about Luffy.

"You have favorites I see." You remarked.

"Nah, nah. Me and Sabo just promised to be the best big brothers Luffy has ever had." Ace chortled.

"Where is Sabo?" You asked.

"Is that why you both gathered here?" She said irritated.

"Shit, he's here? Looks like we got a full house!" Ace said with a broad smile, overjoyed at the aspect of you getting to meet both of his beloved brothers at the same time.

"How long you stayin' here again?" Dadan questioned, returning to her intimidating nature once again.

"Nice to know I'm welcome here." Ace muttered under his breath. "But for the weekend. Alright?"

"Fine by me." She said bluntly.

A loud voice boomed and Ace immediately bounded to the other side of the room, throwing himself at the blond figure.

"What are you doin' here?!" He laughed as he clutched onto him.

"Just had a gut feeling you were gonna turn up...!" Sabo chuckled. "Nice to see you, love." He said as he turned to you.

Ace and Sabo were both average-height men but it was funny seeing Ace clamber on Sabo.

Your eyes flickered to a youthful-looking boy with unruly black hair like Ace's.

"This must be Luffy." You thought to yourself, as Ace's apartment had many framed photos of the three.

"Eh? Whose this?" He questioned as his eyebrows furrowed.

"This is Y/N." Ace grinned as he draped an arm over your shoulder.

"That's weird! Ace never brings people around!" Luffy said with a hearty chuckle as he threw his head back. "He's always hangin' out with my friends."

Ace's cheeks dusted pink.

"Hey! You tryna say I ain't got friends?!" He snapped as he gave Luffy a headlock and a rough noogie, his bicep flexing.

"Quit it!" Luffy barked as he struggled in Ace's grip.

"Little shit used to always follow me around now he thinks he's popular." Ace said with a strained voice, grinning as he and Luffy tussled.

"He's kinda right, Ace. It was just you and me since age seven." Sabo teased. "And your work buddies don't count!"

The stories Ace had told you about the large family having downright banquets seem to come to life as you sat in between Luffy and Ace at dinner time.

It was a little bit of a sensory overload, what with the way laughter and shouts filled the air, Luffy's mouth was wide open as his chin trickled with grease and juices as he took giant chunks out of the meat.

"Be careful around this one. He'll swipe off your plate if you ain't lookin'!" Ace said as lifted your plate in the air, stopping Luffy from snatching the turkey leg.

"No fair, she's not even eating it!" Luffy pouted, causing Sabo to slap the back of Luffy's head.

Empty plates and dishes covered the long dining table, that was carved from a single slab of timber. You got up to take Ace and your plates, but instantly you felt a hand wrap around your wrist.

"What are you doing?!" Sabo cried out, alarmed.

"...Tidying up after myself?" You responded, miffed at his reaction.

"Darlin', you're a guest here! None of that." Ace said as he clambered off the dining chair, gripping your hips for a split second. He planted a smooch on your cheek then snatched the plates from your grasp.

As the family got to work tidying, Ace gave you a look. You figured he was asking for you to come over and you obliged, stepping out of the home.

You were hit with the crisp air of the mountains as Ace pulled you close to him as you stood on the patio.

"Feel like taking a trip with me?" He said with a sly smile.

As you sat on the tree stump of the moonlit clearing, you looked up at the luminous blue skies with all the stars glittering above.

"You know, the air here is so much clearer than back in New York." You chuckled.

"I think anywhere has better air than New York." Ace snorted as he crossed his arms. "C'mon, I wanna show you somethin'!"

"Please don't get us killed." You groaned, getting up onto your feet. You followed after him, through the trees.

You stood behind him and were peering at the cliffs. Your jaw slightly agape at the waterfalls.

"I used to come here a lot. Fishing and swimming." Ace chuckled to himself as the memories rewinded in his mind of him, Luffy and Sabo.

Moonlight dappled through the thick canopy, casting playful patterns on the moss-covered ground.

You noticed in your peripherals Ace was beginning to tug his shirt over his head, tossing it on the marshy land then peeling off his shorts.

"What are you-"

Ace took off, hurdling towards and threw himself into the water with a mighty splash, water soaking you.

He let out a yell as the cooler water hit him, quickly submerging his head. He bobbed up, smoothing his wet raven locks back.

"Ace, what the hell?!" You cried out, spluttering from the water in your nose. "Are you crazy?"

"What?!" He laughed at your shocked yell as his eyes glinted. "Worth it."

"Come on in, the waters fine!" He cried out, gesturing for you to follow him.

"Absolutely not!"

"Well, can you at least help me out? You're right, I think I'm getting cold." He said, pleadingly as he jutted out his lower lip.

You held out your hand, and he yanked you in. You fell with a complete splash, and he couldn't stop hollering.

You flailed around, trying to swim until he quickly wrapped his arms around your waist.

"Easy, easy. I got ya." He grinned. "Put your arms around me."

You reluctantly followed his instructions, draping your arms over his broad shoulders as he kicked his feet in the water to keep the both of you afloat.

"Now why are you pouting? That's like the oldest trick in the book, I can't believe you fell for that crap." He teased.

"Shut up! What if I drowned, huh?"

"You little drama queen, I'd never let that happen." He grinned as he brushed the damp hair out of your face.

The gentle nature of his movements and his voice dropping to a softer tone as he gazed at you made your heart begin to race.

"...Ace."

"Yeah, doll-face?" He grinned as his thumb caressed your skin gently.

Any smart quip died on your tongue as he looked into your eyes.

His free hand held your chin, his thumb caressing the skin under your chin. His voice was a soft murmur in your ear as he looked at your lips.

The urge was there. To just lean in and kiss him. He's a good kisser. But at the same time, it felt like overkill. So you backed away a little, still in his grip.

He instantly noted your apprehension. And not wanting to push anything, it was almost as if the look of desire in his eyes dulled out. His eyes flickered to the waterfall.

"You shoulda gave me a chance to strip before you dragged me in." You grumbled as your shirt uncomfortably clung to your skin.

Soon enough, you felt a little embarrassed as the two of you trudged back from the forest, your clothes soaked whereas Ace was just a little soggy.

The fact that you were dripping on the wooden floorboards didn't help. You insisted on cleaning up but Ace refused.

"Ma will kick my ass if she knew I made you lift a finger." He chuckled.

Ace had already stripped out of the slightly damp clothes, a towel around his neck and some shorts as he mopped up the wet trail.

"I'll hop in the shower after you, okay?" He said with a smile. "Go before you catch a cold. I got lots more to show you 'round these parts, last thing I need is to be relegated to nursing duty."

"Oh shut up. It doesn't discriminate you know! You could fall victim to it too." You said plainly.

Ace quickly knocked on the wall beside him.

"Woah there..!" Ace cried out. "Don't be cursin' my sturdy immune system now! Get goin'!" He threatened to swat you with the mop but you bounded away just in time before it hit your rear.

The guilt from when you attempted to cancel the article came creeping back up as you turned on the bathroom light and sat on the covered toilet seat.

Ace's family had welcomed you like one of their own, and the fact he'd opened up about his life, the moment you shared in the waters? You were beginning to feel like the worst person on the planet.

Ace was layered.

The smooth-talking and pretty face was merely a mask, there was a resilient and kind man under it all. And even with your antics that drove him up the wall, there was no denying the connection you had.

The tenth day was fast approaching. But you didn't want to lose Ace. You were dragged out of your thoughts with a knock at the bathroom door as it creaked open.

"Can I come in?"

"Sure." You sighed, trying to recompose yourself as a lump formed in your throat.

Ace shut the pine door behind him, smiling ear to ear but his face almost immediately dropped when he noticed the visible distress on your face.

"No, no, no..." He muttered as he crouched in front of you, cupping your cheeks. "What's the matter, doll-face huh? Don't tell me you haven't showered yet? You took your sweet ass time in here!"

You giggled, he always knew how to cheer people up.

His voice softened as his dark eyes glinted.

"Everything all right?" He asked, dropping the jokey demeanor, voice laced with concern.

"Oh, no. It's more than okay. I love everything about this house. The noise...the smells..."

"The smells? That's probably just Luffy. I swear if I don't kick his butt into the shower I gotta hose him down-"

You burst into hysterics despite your tears.

"So what's the matter, eh? I hate to see ya cryin', especially when you're with me."

"It's just that when your Mom hugged me today, she really hugged me." You murmured.

"Yeah? That mean old broad does know how to give a good squeeze. But her hugging you is a good thing. Dadan's a real mama bear. If she likes you, she'll hug ya like she would her own kin."

He paused for a split second, with a pensive expression on his face.

"But she only does that if she sees something special in ya. And there's no question about it you're one of a kind, honey."

"Now...smile." He insisted.

"...Ace." You tittered.

"Come on, give me a smile."

You begrudgingly smiled at him, baring your teeth.

"Alright, now you're scarin' me." He snickered, causing the both of you to dissolve into fits of laughter.

"Just remember this is home. And you can come here anytime." He said tenderly, as he leaned in to press his lips against yours. Almost experimentally, testing the waters.

Your gut told you this felt right.

You've shared kisses with Ace, but this was the first time you were certain that this meant something.

His large hand cupped the side of your face, and you tilted your head to allow him to give you a deeper kiss. You gasped when his tongue swiped across the seam of your lips, almost as if he was pleading for permission.

You parted your lips, because who were you to deny yourself Ace? You pulled away for air, nudging your forehead against his, unable to hold back the smile tugging at the corner of your lips.

The burst of joy unfolding in your stomach.

As his onyx eyes raked over you, you lifted your arms above your head. Granting him the chance to undress you. The familiar wolfish grin of his returned, but this time you didn't have suspicion.

He chuckled as his hands planted on your waist to roll it off completely, discarding it onto the bathroom floor. You both stood up, and it was your turn to shed off his clothing, hands almost desperately tugging his t-shirt off.

"Be gentle with me now." He teased voice barely an octave, earning a laugh from you.

"Shut up..." You snickered as his hands smoothed over the top of your head and he leaned in to capture your lips, more hungrily this time as he tugged you into the shower.

After another journey back, you were relaxed weirdly enough. It'd been a long time since you'd enjoyed yourself. Ace walked you to the entrance of your apartment.

Before you headed in, he called your name to stop you.

"Hey, listen, tomorrow night that guy, Cobra is throwing a party for that diamond account I was telling you about. Pops got all of us invites."

"I can't get over the fact you call your boss Pops." You chuckled.

"He's like the old man I never had since mine left me in the dust." He chuckled. "I want you to come with me. As my girlfriend."

"Are you calling me your girlfriend?"

"Yeah. I think I am." He announced.

"Won't tomorrow be the tenth day we've been seeing each other?" You questioned with a smile.

"Shoot...yeah." Ace said with an uneasy laugh, the bet instantly invading his brain.

"Maybe after that, we'll know." You teased.

Ace felt a twist in his gut. Nevertheless, he took a step towards you and instantly engulfed you in a hug.

Fluttering your eyes closed, he pulled you until you were flush against his chest. It was dramatic but being with him, sleeping beside him, eating with him, it was hard to just let go and let him be on his merry way.

He eventually released you, and you tilted your head up to meet his gaze. Ace always smiles. Yet somehow this smile had a tinge of melancholy and sadness within it.

"Look who's being the drama queen now." You teased.

"Don't miss me too much." He settled on as he cupped the side of your face to pepper wet kisses quickly, triggering you to writhe and squirm against him.

As you descended the steps of your apartment, Ace stood there, exaggerating as he mimed being shot through the heart.

"You are so dumb." You giggled as you made your way over to him.

"Dumbstruck at your beauty." He cheesed.

"Keep up with these one-liners and I'm heading back indoors." You muttered but Ace instantly grabbed your wrist and turned you to face him.

"You ain't gettin' away from me that easily, doll-face." He chuckled as he leaned in to nip at your neck, then ushered you into the car.

Settled in the backseat, you felt his fingers interlace with yours.

Your eyes widened as you both entered the building. The opulence of the beautifully decorated ballroom, complete with sparkling crystal chandeliers and cascading curtains of twinkling lights left you in awe.

"Try n’ act like you've been here before, eh doll-face?" Ace whispered, his breath tickling the shell of your ear as he leaned in.

"Oh, go to hell." You shot back at his teasing, your arms linked. But you were just so enraptured by it all.

Distinguished guests, draped in haute couture and adorned with sparkling jewels, mingled beneath the soft glow of golden spotlights, their laughter and conversation filling the air.

Champagne flowed freely, poured into crystal flutes and served by the impeccably dressed waitstaff circulated among the throngs of attendees.

Live music, performed by a string ensemble in the corner of the ballroom floated in the atmosphere.

You were out of place.

"Oh, there are my friends. I'll be right with you, okay?" You smiled as you spotted Robin, Nami and Vivi by the live band. Robin plucked champagne flutes off of the tray.

"You'll do great." You smiled as you pecked Ace's cheek.

Zoning in on them, you made your way over to the three women.

"Could you two not be any more obvious?!" Robin called out as she arched an eyebrow at Nami's rusty rose lipstick smudged on Vivi's face.

She was still smiling like a Chesire cat, feeling a sense of pride swelling in her chest. She was over the moon for her. Nami was like the little sister Robin never had.

"Huh?!" Vivi gasped, cheeks dusted pink as she hurriedly searched for the compact mirror in her handbag to look at the damage.

"Nami...!" She whined. "My dad is gonna see...!"

"Oh hush, your old man loves me!" Nami grinned as she gave another lipstick-addled kiss on Vivi's temple, causing the two to dissolve into giggles.

"Nice to see I'm surrounded by lovebirds, mhm?" Robin chuckled.

"You mean...?"

"Like you didn't just swagger in with Acey Wacey. How was the weekend away?" Robin smiled.

Your cheeks flushed at the memory of Ace's lips ghosting along your neck, pressing you against the tiles as scalding water pattered on your bare skin.

"Oh! Um...it was really great!" You said a little robotic-like, flustered from the memories. "His family is kinda unorthodox but it was very..."

"You screwed him, didn't you?" Nami deadpanned.

"Nami!"

"What?!"

Ace smirked. While Isuka and Kujaku sometimes reminded him of vultures circling menacingly over a rotting carcass, he had the upper hand in his mind.

"Congratulations. You got her here." Kujaku remarked as she spotted you talking to Robin, Nami and Vivi. "But the question remains."

"Does she or doesn't she?" Isuka arched an eyebrow as she folded her arms.

"We're gonna find out." Ace said with a triumphant grin.

Your eyes widened as you heard a loud voice call your name to see a towering figure.

"Um...can I help you?" You stammered out.

"I'm Edward Newgate."

"Oh, you're Ace's boss...!" You choked out in relief. "Well, he always calls you Pops."

"Pleasure to meet you." He said with a hearty chuckle as he took your hand.

"And I must say, you look rather inspired yourself. There isn't a diamond in the room that sparkles like a woman in love." Newgate said, earning some looks with how loud he was.

You felt put on the spot, sweating.

"Oh, no, no...I'm not in love..." You stuttered.

"No? I guess I was mistaken."

"No, no, no. I mean, I just..." You scoured for Ace across the room, where he was leaning across the bar. He gave you a wink which made your heart flutter. "I mean, I've only known him for ten days. I can't be..."

"Ace is a very lucky man...now if you'll excuse me." Newgate chuckled as he took his leave.

"Mr. Newgate, please don't tell him!" You hissed.

"Ace!" Marco and Izou chorused, pushing their way through the throes of the crowd to reach him.

"Hey, hello, gentlemen." Ace greeted.

"Yeah? She loves you, she loves you not?" Izou hurriedly questioned.

"I don't know. We'll see." Ace said earnestly. "But I have a gut feeling I won her over, mhm?"

"Here's the man of the hour!" Newgate grinned.

"Pops!" The men chorused.

"Saw her, met her, she loves you. You win. Get ready to pitch!" Newgate said with a wide grin, Marco and Izou celebrated instantly as they punched the air and squeezed each other.

Whereas Ace was in a trance, his breaths starting to become shallow. You love him?

Charlotte tilted her head at Ace as Marco and Izou scurried off to the bar.

"So, you're the new point man for Cobra Diamonds?" Charlotte questioned as she looked at Ace.

"...She loves me." Ace breathed out, mind hurtling at speeds he could barely comprehend.

"Good for you." Charlotte said, a little confused. "And good for whoever she is."

Isuka knew she couldn't go out like this. She had one final trick to pull out from her sleeve. She gestured Kujaku to follow her as she made a beeline towards Marco and Izou.

"Gloating, are we?"

"Yeah. Pretty much. Pops told us so...yeah." Izou said smugly.

"You don't mess with my man, Ace!" Marco grinned.

"Well, your man Ace is a cheater." Isuka said plainly. "That girl has known about the bet from the beginning."

"She was playing along so Ace would win." Kujaku shrugged, voice laced with condescension. "So him to enjoy his short-lived, ill-gotten victory. We're going to talk to Newgate."

After dropping the nuclear bomb, the two slinked off. Leaving the two men extremely dumbfounded as they shared a look.

"What?!" Izou cried out, blood draining out of his face. "Now why the hell would Ace do that?!"

"Beats me!" Marco shot back, sweating because he knew Newgate hated dishonesty from his workers. "If Pops finds out, he'll have our behinds!"

They shared a look, then made a beeline towards you. You were sat at one of the many roundtables, processing the weight of Newgate's words until you noticed figures approach you.

"Hey. Remember us?" Izou grinned as he sat beside you.

You smiled.

Izou had porcelain skin with gentle features and light make up all the time, whereas Marco was slightly wrinkled and tan with a friendly smile.

It was unfortunate you had dragged them into your antics but this revelation may have opened a new chapter for you.

"You know, Newgate is gonna come over here in a minute, and it would be so great if you could just, you know, like, act like you don't know anything about the bet." Izou rambled.

"...Bet?" You questioned, eyebrows furrowing.

"I mean, if you could tell him that you really, truly love Ace, and you weren't just, you know, pretending so he would win, that would be huge."

He was...playing you too?

"Yeah. Love, no bet. I understand." You said robotically, struggling to keep your composure.

"If you'll excuse me, Charlotte, there's a beautiful young woman in a yellow dress that I must go to." Ace said as he watched Marco and Izou talking to you, but you seemed disengaged.

"Oh...Y/N! She's my how-to girl." Charlotte cackled with glee.

"How-to?"

"Yes. Right now she's doing an article called How To: Lose a Guy in 10 Days. This poor schmuck she's been pretending to date, well, not even pretending to date, she's actually dating the guy." Charlotte said, her arm linked with Ace's. "She's doing the most atrocious things to him. She's actually named his...his..."

Charlotte trailed off as she realized the stormy expression brewing in Ace's eyes.

"You...must be Princess Sophia." Charlotte said, pulling a face. She wasn't sure on how to proceed, so she pulled away from Ace as he glared at you.

Newgate grabbed the microphone to quiet everybody down, and introduced the pianist. But you were feeling rather spunky mixed with the bitterness of the revelation as you had lost count of all the drinks you downed.

You snatched the microphone close to you and pushed your way to the stage, earning some gasps and murmurs of confusion. Even Newgate took a step back.

"Well, yes! Give another hand for...Brook is in the house!" You slurred a little. "A lot of you out here don't know Portgas D. Ace...Well, shame on you! Cause he is a very talented advertising executive, a knowledgeable sports fan AND a wagering enthusiast. But, most impressively, he is one hell of a singer, and he has prepared a little comedic act for you all!"

Ace frowned.

Were you being serious right now? You had made a fool of him and now you were trying to sting him up again? You had some nerve. Nevertheless, he made his way to the stage.

"Take the stage, Ace!" You called out as the crowd erupted into thunderous applause. “Knock ‘em dead!”

"Nope, now where do you think you're goin' Missy?" Ace gave you a fake smile as his hand clamped around your wrist to stop you from fleeing. "Y/N here is quite the jokester herself!"

You stared at him as he ruffled his hair, a habit he had when he was nervous.

"Well, I always have a tendency to be the last to know things! And it seems this wasn't any different. This lovely girl I've been seeing has been using me as a lab-rat!" Ace announced.

The audience was split. Some awkward titters, the others failing to catch on and laughing raucously.

"You fooled me to win a bet...you should feel ashamed!" You hissed through gritted teeth.

The crowd collectively gasped. Ace's eyes narrowed as he felt his cheeks burn.

"Yeah, like you're such a victim. Where the hell should we begin? You bringing a dog with an incontinence problem to my goddamn office? Or you leaving about two hundred messages on my answering machine in one night! How ‘bout you when you named my dick after a dame?"

"...Oh my?" Isuka chuckled, revelling in the chaos.

It was true.

But you still couldn't believe that this was all just a bet. You tore away from his grip, throwing the mic onto the ground causing a feedback noise that made everybody hiss and cover their ears.

Running away from it all.

"There she goes, ladies and gentlemen. There she goes!" Ace said with a mirthless laugh. "Thanks, guys. Take it from here, Old man Cobra."

"...Huh?" The older man was bewildered at the scene that had just taken place, with Vivi and Nami by his side.

"Way to go, Y/N.." Nami sighed as she rubbed her temple.

Fleeing from the building, you grabbed the skirts of your dress until you finally reached the cool night air. Tears prickling your waterline.

Stubborn. Yes, that's the one thing that can get you far in journalism. But stubborn to a fault, deep down you knew Ace had taken more of the brunt from your actions. Yet you were absolutely livid.

Furious at the fact you had fallen for the man. And you were so sure he had to. But it was all just a bet.

"Hold on, Y/N!" Ace huffed out as he chased after you. "I ain't done with you just yet!"

You glared at him, fists balled up. He was equally as angry, the vein in his forehead throbbing.

"You used me to get ahead in your work-"

You couldn't believe what you were hearing at this very moment.

"Do you hear yourself, Ace?! I used you?! You arrogant, backstabbing jerk!" You cried out.

Ace scoffed, taken aback by your audacity.

"Like you didn't go out of your way to drive me half insane for a goddamn magazine article!" He spat.

"Oh, yeah, and you told people you could make any girl fall in love with you, and I..." You shook your head with a bitter laugh. "I was exhibit A!"

"So that's all I was, huh? A guinea pig you could test your theories on?" He hissed.

"And I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar." You retorted.

"Yeah, you know what, Y/N? Big fucking whoop. Hell, I'm sure now you can even use it as a little twist in your story."

"That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it, huh?"

"You know what? You did your job now, Y/N. You wanted to lose a guy in 10 days. Congratulations. You did it. You just lost him."

"No, I didn't, Ace." You replied as you rubbed your bare arms as goosebumps arose all over your skin from the nipping cold air. "You can't lose something you never had in the first place."

"We can sleep over if you want." Nami said lowly as the four of you sat in the cab home.

"No, Nami. I'm fine. Really." You said with a pained smile. "I mean, I got my article, Ace got the deal-"

"Uh uh." Robin snorted. "Sorry to Freckles, but the way you two made a royal ass of yourselves? There is no way Vivi's old man would want any parts in that."

"...So, you both sorta screwed each other over?" Vivi questioned as her head rested in Nami's lap, Nami's slender fingers twirling her powder blue locks.

"Vivi." Nami hissed.

"No, Nami she's right." You said with a bitter laugh. "And for what? To be a real journalist? What I did was sleazy. And dirty."

"Well, didn't you say he used you for a bet too?"

"Yeah. Apparently they dared him to choose any girl and make her fall for him in ten days."

"...Ouch."

"Well, it's not what I expected." Charlotte said as her eyes raked over the edited article. "It's better. Congratulations. This shows me you're ready to be unleashed, from now on, feel free to write about anything."

"...Anything?" You repeated, a little overexcited. "Even politics?"

"Well. I wouldn't go there." Charlotte snickered.

"Race, religion, poverty, economics? Current state of affairs?"

Charlotte sighed as she slammed the magazine onto her desk.

"We're just not that kind of magazine, Y/N." She said as she pursed her lips.

"Thank you for this opportunity, Charlotte. And thank you for making it easy for me to turn down."

"He doesn't even get changed anymore." A disgruntled lady murmured as their usual ritual of Ace getting changed had now come to an end since the Cobra Diamonds event.

"Alright folks, clear off." Marco said as Izou made shooing gesture, earning groans as they gathered around the window.

They looked at Ace who seemed to just be staring at the ceiling as he sat at desk, blinds shut. Despite it all going awry, Nefertiti Cobra still went through with the pitch due to his daughter's pleading.

Rex barked.

"Obviously, if I could do it over again, I'd do some things differently, you know. I tell you, it's good to talk to you, though, man. It really is." Ace rambled as he ruffled the top of the dog's head and scratched behind his ears.

"You are the only one that knows us both, eh buddy?" He said with a grin. "And we got that pissy problem under control, so it worked out in a way."

"God, he's lost his damn marbles." Izou said, horrified at the sight of Ace in a deep discussion with the dog.

Marco stormed into the office, yanking the blinds open making Ace squawk at the sudden rush of light.

"Hey! What the hell?!" Ace cried out, shielding himself from the sunlight with his arms.

"This is pathetic, man. You got the pitch, what the hell are you moping about?" Marco scolded.

"Doesn't even feel like I deserve it." Ace sulked.

"Maybe this'll cheer you up." Izou said as he brandished a copy of Sleek.

"Go to hell." Ace hissed, slapping the magazine away.

"Hey! No violence here!" Izou pouted. "I'm not a dick, I wouldn't bring it here to rub the salt in the wounds! There's hope for you two idiots!"

Ace perked up a little.

"What do you mean?"

Marco snatched the magazine from Izou's hands and cleared his throat, putting on a dramatic pose.

"I've lost a guy and I don't know why.

What went wrong?

When I started writing this month's column, I wanted to commit those certain, silly dating faux pas.

What I didn't realize was that I was making the biggest mistake of all.

And that I lost the only guy I ever fell for."

Ace froze immediately.

"She..."

Marco pushed the copy into Ace's hands, and Ace's gaze fell onto two speech bubbles that read "The last ten days were the best I've ever spent with anyone in my life." and "This is my final column for Sleek."

"You good there, buddy?" Marco asked a little uneasily as he saw the look in Ace's eyes.

Ace shot up out of the chair, snatching the helmet from his desk.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!" Izou cried out from the window.

"To get my girl back!" Ace called out.

Ace's bike furiously thundered down the bustling streets, scouring every yellow taxi in case it had you.

Robin and Nami saw him loitering around the entrance of Sleek's office and let him know you were on your way for a flight to a different state for an interview.

"What in the world? Ace?!" You gasped as you lowered the window, him banging furiously on the glass.

"Are you trying to get yourself killed?" You shrieked.

"If that's what it takes, yeah! Now pull over the cab!"

"Sir? Excuse me, sir. Could you please pull the car over?" You said meekly to the driver, a little embarrassed at this entire scenario.

"Whatever." The man groaned as he rolled his eyes, pulling over instantly.

"Is this true?" He asked, voice firm as his eyes pierced through you as he held up the magazine.

"Ace, please..." You sighed, fluffing your curls.

"I said, is this true or are you just trying to sell magazines?" He repeated as he stalked over to you.

"I meant every word.." You said in a defeated tone, ashamed of your actions.

"Well, where are you going?" He questioned.

"I have an interview."

" Yeah, in Washington. I know but why?"

"Ace, it's the only place I can go and write what I want to write."

"No, I ain't buyin' that. You can write anywhere. I think you're running away." He said as he crossed his arms and intimidatingly leaned in towards you.

"Why don't you save your mind games for your next bet, huh? I am not running away." You snapped.

"Bullshit."

"Excuse me?" You questioned, offended.

"You heard me. Bullshit."

"Hey, lady, what do you wanna do?" The cab driver groaned, irritated.

"Take the lady's luggage back to her place. She has alternate transportation." Ace said as he handed a wad of cash to the driver.

"You calling my bluff?" You said as you arched a brow.

"You bet I am." He smirked.

He cupped your cheeks and immediately crushed his lips against yours. You melted into the kiss, eyes fluttering shut.

"Look who made the trip with me." Ace said triumphantly as he brandished a pot he snatched.

"It's our love fern! Aw Acey Wacey...!" You cooed as you threw your arms around him and leaned in to nuzzle your nose against his, his hands firmly planted on your hips.

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Joining the Rewind the Tape event

This will be my first time rewatching IWTV S1 since it's first broadcast (excluding the indirect watch I get from watching YouTube reactions). I'm bad at creating content, but I have been meaning to rewatch it the same way I watch movies; with my note app ready for me to write down things I notice. And like when watching movies, I don't really care about source material nor the existing theories; I just try to deduce from what I see. So, I feel this is a good way to refresh my mind before going into S2 after all the fanons and theories going around. I use my note to decide how I score a film, so I write down technical stuff as well.

If anyone wants to discuss, feel free to reply ✌️

Here is my note for S01E1:

• What a witty opening. Tricking audience that it's something it's not (an ad, which is closer to our reality). Setting the tone of what's to come.

• "Your sources are your Sherpas (a guide?). Your editor is your priest. Honesty is not a tactic."

• "Can he make his fantasy a reality?" Touche!

• 9/4/73. 4 September 1973

• Daniel looks so pissed listening to the old tape lol.

• That transition of Louis' face over the city. That's so Great Gatsby of him. And the long close shot makes Louis so still and inhuman, what a contrast with the ones from the church scene.

• "Have I hit the nerve?" Drink every time the script being so funny!

• Louis: "Yet you come anyway". Daniel: "That's my voice but I don't remember it"

• "Truth and reconciliation" Reconciliation: the process of making two opposite beliefs, ideas, or situations agree.

• June 14, 2022.

• "The favored son. And capital to oversee as consequence"

• "You're a pimp". "The product is desire" The difference in their language in this dialogue is so interesting.

• Bricks hitting Fenwick after he tried to rape her. That's our girl 😌✊

• The score came up on the right time.

• Lestat witnessing and hearing the contradiction in Louis over loving his brother versus going hard on him in order to survive and falling in love immediately 😌✊✊✊✊

• "Let's not fuss on the particulars" Particulars in question are women being exploited and sometimes raped, but okay.

• Florence and Grace don't like to hear the hard facts, I see.

• "A lie I told myself about myself"

• No that white man Louis staring at is so ugly. Louis, please!

• Oh, Les definitely hears Tom inviting Louis for a game on Friday.

• "And there's a food" *gestures to Lily*. God, i love this script.

• Oh, Lestat did "mezmerized" Louis here (either accidentally or not idk), like he did with Paul later at the dinner. Hence, Louis says "not with my family".

• "Emasculation AND admiration in equal measure. I wanted to murder the man, and I wanted TO BE the man." Basically a summary of what attracts Louis to Lestat.

• Lestat killing the white man with lamp scene is interesting if you consider what we watch as Louis' POV because logically Louis didn't see it as it happened in 1910. But the existence of this scene signals that 2022 Louis (or Louis after the fact) now knows that Lestat did prowling the city during the night killing people. Iirc there will be more scenes like this.

• Help Sam and Jacob's chemistry right when their eyes meet each other 😭😭😭😭♥️

• Not @ Lestat dumbing himself down in front of the white men and Louis smiled adorably over it even though he probably knew that's just an act. We lost him so fast

• The practical effects are so cool.

• Lestat was like don't you know your value etc etc, yet he still did not back up Louis to Fenwick. The red flag is red flagging.

• "He's not revealed his vampire nature yet." But Louis definitely knows something is up with him (see: two instances of "mezmerize" and the time stop)

• That shot of Leslou in the mirror at the tailor is so cute 🥺

• "Mother loves European" Louis is so her son 😂

• "He ain't takin' it you getting married" Paul was indeed getting worse 😭

• Lestat being so taken aback with how blunt Paul is then taken aback over Louis' lying to his family he's not enjoying opera is so funny.

• Sam's eyebrows definitely have a life of their own lol

• Louis gives Lestat's "violent and weird peculiarity" a pass unless it's toward his loved ones. Reminds me of that Jacob's interview on the domestic abuse in the show.

• The talk Leslou have while walking back to Lestat's house is really the summary of Louis' different "hats". "They sit in judgement. Paul is the only one to say it to my face"

• Louis' action vs words when Lestat asked him for a "nightcap" is 🤌

• I thought Lestat's hand is in Lily's skirt when she seemingly orgasm, but it isn't. His hand also doesn't explore too much on her at Fairplay Saloon either compared to what Louis' narration implies. Is it the show being careful how they touch women or is it some kind of "censor"? I need to pay attention to it later.

• The choreo between Leslou to make it look like they're fighting for control/dominance. This is A grade yaoi 🤌🤌🤌🤌

• Louis checking on Daniel whether he has ~ embraced his sexuality~ then describing his homosexual intimate moment with drugs to a former addict is a very deliberate choice. Daniel isn't the only one digging in this interview.

• Drinking blood from another in an intimate setting feels extremely intimate

• Gosh Paul doesn't even want Levi to touch him

• The tap dance scene 😭 Paul 😭

• Paul spiralling down pre-wedding, seemingly angry during the wedding, eating a lot, remembering their best time, checking on Louis and Grace, saying I love you. Yeah, he definitely did it himself 🥲

• I know the night sky is a green screen, but the lights hit Louis' face so beautifully. I don't know how they did it

• Florence 😡😡😡😡

• "Miss Lily proved herself a poor subtitute" Lestat 😡😡😡😡😡

• Lestat is completely out of touch with humanity, he only cares about himself.

• Finnick must think it's very weird that he has to keep Lestat away from Louis that he gets his arm broken but the next time they meet, Leslou are close again 😅

• Daniel Hart slaying with the score 🤌🤌🤌🤌

• Louis connects the dots when he hears Lily got the "fever" 😞

• Jacob's acting at the confession. The score filling the space over his voice. The mixing tuned up perfectly when Lestat snatching the priest. 🤌

• Lestat knocked down two lamps, one is so far away from the confession, to give proper lighting is so funny lol. (I know it's shooting necessity but still 😂)

• Sam definitely has a subwoofer in his throat wtf (I'm listening with earphones)

• You can see Sam hasn't used to talk with his fangs on here.

• The camera trick after Lestat punched the priest is so clever.

• I wonder what Lestat is hearing during his proposal scene, because he definitely gets Louis the moment he says he loves him. The change in Louis' face 🥲

• Sam's eye acting during the part laid over with Louis' narration. That part will always be my Roman Empire

• "For the first time in my life, I was seen". Not "felt seen". He's still sure that that's a fact.

• Louis already gives little nods the moment Lestat finished "for eternity" 🥲🥲🥲🥲

• Jacob's whole monologue during the turn 🤌🤌🤌

• "He sat there, radiant" *while Lestat's is laying down, catching his breath* Louis' narration is more "flowery" than the recollection?

Summary: I'm extremely impressed with how much we know about Louis' personality (especially the contradiction in himsef) just from the script of this episode. Alan Taylor trusts Jacob and Sam's ability a lot to do a lot of close-ups and just let their faces tell the story. Louis' costumes, scores, and audio mixing are perfection.

#rewind the tape #iwtv #interview with the vampire #vampterview #moi.txt

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