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antoncyng · 3 months

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another small drabble because these kind of plots have been on my mind ever since the video of jennie surprising rose on her fancall 2 years ago.. can you see where im going ? so imagine this with you and wonbin.. 🤍

surprise! - park wonbin

idol!bf!wonbin x nonidol fem!reader

warnings: complete fluff, wonbin as a whipped af bf, supportive reader gf, pet names (angel, baby, princess)

wc : 763

seeing your boyfriend of 3 and a half years get to the top of album charts internationally and in korea, it made you proud. at most times you felt like a proud mom watching her son grow into his dream, and wonbin always knew he had an amazing supportive girlfriend waiting for him at home after his long schedules. at first, the difference between schedules was a small problem when wonbin first debuted. RIIZE was busy everyday, music show after music show. and when they weren’t recording pre-recordings for music bank or inkigayo, they were recording songs. comeback after comeback, wonbin was tired! his favorite part of the day was being able to come home to his affectionate girlfriend, and listen to her day as he slowly falls asleep in her arms.

“baby i have to go now,” wonbin said with a small frown as he looked down at you, clinging onto the standing boys torso as you sat in bed, just woke up. “its so early, i dont want you to go yet” you said, mumbling the words into his shirt as you heard his chuckle at your actions. “i’ll be home soon tonight, we have a fancall and thats it okay? ill be back soon” he told you, gently brushing his fingers through your bed hair, looking up at him and nodding. he bent down to give you a last kiss for that morning before he left, leaving you home alone.

but you were planning something for wonbin, he told you multiple times before that he enjoyed talking to fans and interacting with them through calls, but he got very socially drained easily. and what was the cure to that? you. yes, you spent $650 on albums for your boyfriend to cheer him up while he did his job, and thankfully you got in! you used a different name, your english(or second) name that your parents gave you, the name wonbin definitely wouldn’t be able to tell its you.

POV CHANGE ; yns pov

i got out of bed, looking at the time and remembering my time slot, i had until 3:50 pm. it was currently 11:00 am, i had all the time in the world right now! i sat on the couch going through netflix, finding a show. i finished a few episodes and looked at the time, oh okay its just 3:00.. wait its 3:00 already?! oh my god i have to get ready for the fancall! i jumped off of the couch and ran to my room, changing only my top since wonbin wouldn’t be able to see my pants, then into the bathroom to get ready, i finished my makeup and looked at the time. perfect! 3:35, ill set up the phone and get ready for the call. i sat at my desk in me and wonbins shared room, my phone set up with my mirror lights on, a stand up background behind me with decorations and pictures of wonbin, feeling slightly cringed but excited to see his reaction. i checked the time again, 3:48, i should be getting the call anytime so-

*ring ring ring, ring ring ring*

the phone is ringing! okay, take a deep breath.. wait why am i so nervous? hes my boyfriend..

POV CHANGE BACK authors pov

you answer the video call, the staff holding up a piece of paper with the questions, “can you hear me when i say this?” she says hello and you nod, not wanting to use your voice yet in case wonbin was already listening. the staff held up an OK! 👌 hand and said “please wait”, soon enough you saw the phone being set up to a distracted wonbin, looking down at the album.

“hello? earth to wonbin?” you said with a big smile on your face, watching him snap his head up with a huge smile painted on his face as soon as he recognized your voice. “princess, what are you doing here? why would you buy my fancall?” he asked excitingly, before he got cut off by a younger members peeking his head into the camera. “hiiiii ynie!!” an excited sohee said, you waving to him as he got pushed and shooed away by wonbin. “i wanted to surprise you, i know you said your calls get tiring so i wanted to give you some energy,” you said smiling, then pointing to the background. “do you like it? i made it myself!” you said proudly, watching wonbins huge grin on his grow bigger.

“i love it, thank you angel, youll always be my number supporter hm?”

#antoncyng #riize imagines #riize x reader #antoncyng drabble #riize wonbin #wonbin #park wonbin #wonbin x reader #riize au #kpop au

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jazzyblusnowflake · 2 months

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I wanted to talk about a topic that is interesting to me at the moment-

when me and my partner @/keebokuun bring up the subject about J x Tessa for murder drones- alot of people bring up the dynamics that may need to improve- to which we say yeah- we dont ship them in the context of the show. Tessa is still very much biased and treating drones as her slaves that dont have rights as her since shes a human. whether its cuz of her culture, her trauma or whatever else. but in the context of a human au where they all grew up together- yeah that doesnt exist, or at least we have room to improve. and people have been polite enough about this and sharing their opinions and im greatful of that. yall are really cool and gave me ideas to improve my stories on 👌

but then some OTHER people come and say "but Tessa was a minor in the FLASHBACKS- oh AND- was also their MOM"

😐

to which... i say.... um.... So.... Tessa is a mom? [to a bajillion of those maid and butler drones that were not working at the begining of ep5] AND a minor? AAAND she asked her- CHILD DRONE- to pretend to be a RIPPING ROYAL STUD for her to practice flirting or talking with.... to yknow... HAVE A HUMAN RELATIONSHIP WITH-? [cuz correct me if im wrong- girls dont go looking for "ripping royal studs" just to stare at them autistcally right? they wanna talk and do human communication stuff with them right??] and uh... IM the one whos saying weird stuff here? hELLO???

once again. me and keebo will personally remove ANY INAPPROPRIATE content we have online if the creators come up and say "oh yeah that character is a minor"- i promise you all that. we are not degenerates- but first of all- yeah the thing i just said about Tessa being at least a late teen in the flashbacks for the whole stud thing- and also- she had toys in her room- for CYN! as we saw her playing with them- and she was referred to as a "robo child" ? i mean go back and watch the EP again and really look at Tessa, J and N and SAY they are at an age to play with a rocking horse and barbie/ken dolls [damn cyn was making those two naked ken dolls smooch fr]- look at me in the eyes and say a girl that big is at any age to play with those things. NO?? also- if yall actually LOOK at tessa- she has a very pronounced body/ heigh/ chest size even/ etc in the flashbacks. thats not a design youd give a MINOR. and by that logic then N and V having crushes on eachother should be incest because oh damn Tessa is the minor/teen mom to ALL those erroring drones and N and V are siblings omggg 😱!

if anything by this logic Tessa's first choice of going to J to pretend to be a hot stud for her [which probably works in my favor btw lmao] is def concerning jesus.

companies nowadays make it a point to make all characters above the age of 18 as much as they could to avoid these sorts of issues- lest i remind you all again of the fact that every classmate of Uzi in episode 3 has their age above 18 on their missing posters. companies wouldnt include shots like that unless they WANT people to know they are in the clear.

also.... being in a relationship doesnt always translate to "they are having SEX"????? you can be a kid and still hold hands and have crushes and hug and kiss-

not every couple french kiss or suck eachother off oh my God.

anyway thankyou for coming to my Ted talk- im willing to hear anyones opinions on this below cuz im genuinely curious 🤔

#murder drones #snow rambles #tessa james elliot #serial designation j #serial designation v #serial designation n #uzi doorman #media literacy

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verycharismaticdragon · 4 months

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Can I ask your top 10 fav fics ever (from any fandom, if you don't mind)?

Also, just curious, is there a story behind your name "verycharismaticdragon "?

I'm not the best at remembering things past the hyperfix, so half of this will be SV, but I'll start at prev fandoms for variety.

Artificial Nocturne (Motorcity) - I've read this ages ago but I remember it rearranging my brain chemistry. And making me realize I had a scar kink.

An Abomination, Grand Cleric Elthina's Murderer and the Herald of Andraste walk into a Bar (Dragon Age) - it's probably abandoned but it's so good. Anders and Varric in this are so *incoherent gesturing*

intra-personal negotiation (Venom) - I don't understand why I didn't bookmark a single Venom fic even though I distinctly remember like 5 straight bangers, but thankfully I'm following this author at least ✊

deathbed (Qi Ye) - that time I was whining there were no first life JBY/ZZS fics and then! Anyway it's understandably melancholy it's also very pretty and exactly right as it should be.

the good rain knows when to fall (TYK) - you should be reading Bichen's entire discography fic collection I just remembered this one first. This one is lighthearted old foxes clowning! The author's angst and cannibalism are also top-notch 👌

Ok now to SVSSS.

Joyed to be Forlorn - THE binghe fic for me. inspired me to start digging into Luo Binghe's character in a way that resulted in Transmigrator Time Traveler, hopefully thats recommendation enough

continued - possibly THE best fic in scum villain fandom. the format alone... oh just read it, you'll see what I mean.

A Child Once - again, i could rec Tossawary's entire discography, but this one is my personal favorite. (if your fav character is SQH though, the one you want is pride is not the word I'm looking for. aka THE sqh fic.)

sweet tongues, sharp teeth - unfinished but raw enough to lodge itself in my brain despite that.

Tale Within A Tale - cute as fuck. made me kick my legs and giggle many times. ...and because once I started pulling up SV fics it was difficult to stop...

side effects (rated E) - part 2 in particular didnt have to go so hard for a fic where the premise is 'bingqiu with tentacles'

don't underestimate me (rated E) - "all for the sake of preserving biodiversity!" god shen yuan SO would be in this situation.

The Best Luo Binghe (rated E) - binggeyuan. shen yuan SO would be in this situation, take 2.

put me in, coach (rated M) - bingqiushang. so fucking funny okay i love it so much

from your knees (rated E) - bingjiu. they're so rancid in this one its perfect 🖤

...Damn, this really puts the difference between my non-hyperfix and hyperfix memory into perspective, huh 😅 i actually had to trim the sv list a bit 😅😅😅

Anyway, yeah, my username actually just references an rp session we had with friends quite a few years back. Where at a certain point my character was referenced as "a VERY charismatic dragon" after managing to turn the antagonist by impressing them (thanks to some VERY lucky dice rolls). And I was dissatisfied with my old username at the time, and thought it sounded funny and snappy enough, so - stars aligned and all that. I'm happy with it still! Probably because dragons are always cool ✌️

#svsss #motorcity #dragon age #venom #qi ye #tian ya ke #<- for org purposes on my blog #😘 thanks for the ask!

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lindalofbroome · 4 months

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14 - Foreshadowing

But always, just as he was about to fall asleep, the other, darker thoughts came creeping back, and made him afraid to close his eyes. Finally he did sleep — a shallow doze filled with nightmares. He was back in Sheba's hut. But now its four walls were made of rock, dripping with water and slime. And Sheba was huge, her nose long and pointed, her hair greasy grey tails swinging like thick ropes around her grinning face, her eyes red and piercing. Strong Jonn and his mother stood there with him, but they made no move to help as the Witch bent towards him, closer and closer, till her face was all he could see and her breath scalded his cheeks. "If you are the only one afraid, skinny rabbit, you are the only one with sense," she croaked. And she opened her mouth to scream with laughter, but she had no tongue, and the inside of her mouth was as yellow and smooth as cheese. ROWAN OF RIN Ch 3 The Heroes

i was planning on doing one of sheba's prophesies because those are always 😘👌 idk theres something so fun and i guess also satisfying about having a cryptic riddle foretelling the future and having it slowly unfold over the course of the story

the fate's hand prophesy in Zebak is probably my favourite because i looooove the symbolism of the group as the hand and also what a cast of characters 😌💖

the plot arch of Travellers is also one of my favourites and big fan of the secret enemy prophesy too. big fan of all the themes of change to embody metamorphosis throughout the whole story!!!

i just did a maris art so i didn't want to use the prophesy in Keeper of the Crystal and honestly when i chose sheba i honestly was envisaging the one in Bukshah where she and unos were huddled in the hut with a raging fire and the whole intense atmosphere, piercing eyes of intent, her snarky wisdom.

but i ended up going with the original, the first, the beloved, probably for nostalgia lol. Rowan of Rin was my first rodda book but thats not the only reason it's one of my top tier favourites. i love its story and its themes of bravery and how the saviour of the village was not a mighty warrior, but a gentle and kind soul.

but oh my god before i started sketching i randomly remembered rowan's dream after visiting sheba and like. ive read this book a bajillion times okay. but i only jUST saw a parallel?? i dont think it's a coincidence??? but i remembered that sheba's eyes were described as piercing and red, and i remembered that because i was like woah thats intense. aND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD RED EYES. THE DRAGON. i remember this only because of when i drew the dragon of the mountain that one time.

so i go back to look at the dream scene. obviously this whole scene kinda went over my head the first time because i was like. eight. give or take. but when i picked it up again when i was older, i quite liked how kinda whacky it was? and i was like wow this is the weirdest and truly the most dream ive ever read lmaoo. i was like wow rodda really wrote things that rowan experienced recently and was thinking about aND made it whacky and weird.

and something i always thought was the most weird was that sheba is described to have a mouth full of cheese, and i always took it as yeah. rowan gave her cheese. it's haunting him now lol. but now?? with my eyes opened??? cheese = food, stuck in her mouth. you know who else had food stuck in its mouth?? the dragon of the mountain.

i was intending of drawing the dream itself but it was going to be a whole thing lol so i just drew when rowan was helping the dragon hahaha but behold my madman red string connection parallels ✨

He was back in Sheba's hut. But now its four walls were made of rock, dripping with water and slime.

mountain top cavern, snowy and icy and probably a bit gross

And Sheba was huge, her nose long and pointed, her hair greasy grey tails swinging like thick ropes around her grinning face, her eyes red and piercing.

ngl i've found this description to be a bit [raises eyebrows] because stereotypes, but now it's like. oh maybe big nose is actually just dragon snout.

sheba definitely has an intense gaze normally, but a red and piercing gaze is like the intimidating but pained and fearful gaze of the dragon.

i got nothing for her hair. could just be description for her. could be folded wings maybe. maybe the dragon of the mountain is an Eastern dragon type even.

Strong Jonn and his mother stood there with him, but they made no move to help

jonn is, of course, weak and pinned to the wall by this point and cannot help.

i don't think jiller is as literally relevant, but we can kinda say that she cannot help also because she had to stay behind to look after annad etc

the Witch bent towards him, closer and closer, till her face was all he could see and her breath scalded his cheeks.

drawing rowan's attention to the face, uh. divine? guidance towards the answer.

sheba's breath was hot like the dragon's fire breath.

"If you are the only one afraid, skinny rabbit, you are the only one with sense," she croaked.

im choosing to interpret this as like, his fear gives him pause and allows him to consider. he seeks knowledge, before he acts, in contrast to his elders who act first, know later. kinda like benefits of Deer In The Headlights mode O-O lmao

could also just be a reminder, even affirmation that he and he alone can solve the villages problem and save it from disaster

And she opened her mouth to scream with laughter, but she had no tongue, and the inside of her mouth was as yellow and smooth as cheese.

perhaps opening her mouth to cackle can parallel the dragon unhinging its jaw, looking like it's about to eat you whole, but doesnt

cheese stuck in mouth = animal bone stuck in mouth

..oh my god??? i actually think this is just my headcanon but at the end of Bukshah sheba says "that the medallion she gave [rowan] may look like base metal, but it is made of pure gold, and she expects it back the moment she returns. she says that you could not take her place in a thousand years, whatever you may think" via allun, and idk when it happened but i think i did in fact imagine that rowan would be the wiseman some day. due to his insight, his experiences, his level-headiness and stuff like that.

sheba could just be messing around, enforcing being a spiteful and jealous old woman, but just passing on the message that she wants the medallion returned.

but also. maybe she knows he's gonna take her place someday, and she is hinting at it to him. i would imagine this definitely going over his head at the time, since he's you know. a child. but who knows, he's pretty discerning. anyway

it could perhaps be argued that sheba gave rowan the dream alongside the map, but i doubt it. i choose to believe it's his own. maybe im grasping at straws here about it being a supernatural dream, but if it is,,,,,,,,, it could be just the beginning for rowan.

#roddacember 2023 #roddacember #lyn's roddacember prompts #postlyn #postlyn art #emily rodda #roddaverse #rowan of rin #jonn of rin #dragon of the mountain #//#maybe thats why sheba tells her riddle prophesies #she gets whack ass dreams and she's doing her best to translate ;-;#she's trying #sheba misunderstood mean bitch my beloved <3 #i would be so scared of her if i lived in rin but as a character i love her

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astronnova · 9 months

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response to @imminent-danger-came from this post!!!! thank you for replying mwehehehehehehehehehehe

#DAMN#IT'S TRUE#people need to accept that shadowpeach is a fucked up an' unhealthy ship (that maybe can get better) and that's okay! that's why I like 'em

yes this is SO true so true so true. their dynamic is so warped and bonkers and thats why i loooove it. its about the obsession. its about the guilt. the tragedy. its about the unstoppable force vs immovable object and how they cant stop coming back to eachother. im normal, i swear

#''azure and lbd were kinda the same just different execution'' YEAH. HMMM PARALLELS.

i love parallels i love it when writing does this i love feeling the overarching theme tie into every part of the story i love storytelling

#macaque and azure are also the same with their Wukong abandonment arcs. Foil MK that way. It fucking rules

this too. im a big fan of how bonkers azure and macaque are for wukong and also how mk is so open to subconsciously absorbing others ways of thinking that he just internalizes that too. these guys......... its okay that wukong has other things going on u guys......... its okay.......

#I will say. On one hand yeah oh my fucking god the fandomization of Macaque is so fucking terrible. This post is so right#On the other: I think Wukong very much did abandon macaque first lol#But they abandoned each other (It's why MK and Mei not doing so is 👌👌👌👌👌)

hard agree about the fandomization of macaque, it reeeeeeks. let him be an awful bastard

ok this has me curious! id love to know when wukong abandons macaque first, cause i personally can't think of the time he does that. (i know tone is hard to come across via text so i want to make it clear im being 100% genuine here).

based on all the time we know wukong left macaque, he always came back to him and his intentions for leaving were to protect macaque and the monkeys on flower fruit mountain. when he left to train with subodhi, he came back after his training. we also never see macaque show any disdain for this or claim that was wukong abandoning him with the action.

then, wukong goes to the celestial realm and works as the stable boy before he gets super drunk and petty and then goes back to flower fruit mountain. macaque never shows any anger over this either, so i don't think that's abandonment.

after, wukong and the brotherhood attack the celestial realm and wukong is captured and put into the furnace and then forced under the mountain. i don't think wukong's capture counts as abandonment, especially since wukong makes it super clear that he does not want to be under that rock.

originally i thought macaque didn't know about wukong's capture like azure and the others, which could be a reasonable conclusion for him to come to; that wukong abandoned him for the celestials, but we know that macaque knows wukong was captured. macaque even visits him under the mountain. that's when macaque severs their ties and leaves wukong trapped.

also yes........ yes..!!! mk & mei are the wukong & macaque narrative parallels.... i love storytelling

#And I think like. Why should Macaque have to bail Wukong out and put himself in danger with all of heaven because of what Wukong chose to do

its less about "macaque having to bail wukong out and indanger himself over wukong's problems" but more of like, wukong and macaque did the exact same thing, which was attacking the celestial realm. that's why wukong got caught. it's not just macaque, azure, peng, bull king and yellowtusk have some sort of moral responsibility in a way to at least try to help wukong, because all of their combined actions led to wukong taking the punishment for all of them.

i mean, sure, macaque has no reason or responsibility to bail wukong out if you look at it from that scene alone, with the "you dont owe anyone anything" mindset. but considering the other things we know, like how macaque was apart of the attack and supported wukong and fought along side him, there's a bit of a moral obligation to help wukong out since macaque's apart of the reason why wukong was captured.

#This post almost has the opposite problem of ''Wukong is villainzied while Macaque is a baby boy'' like#Wukong wasn't a good person either (they both suck(ed))#But he changed

HAHA lol sorry, that wasnt my intent. i want to make it clear that yeah, wukong wasnt a good person either! but i think the major distinction is that he wasnt a good person, past tense. in the show currently, wukong's a pretty alright guy, and the journey to the west helped him grow into a better person. i jsut feel it isn't necessary to mention wukong's terrible traits from the past because they arent... relevant to him in the current tense. that, along with the fact that the fandom keeps bringing it up, im focused more on mentioning macaque's terrible actions instead of wukong's because macaque is still acting that way while wukong grew as a person hundreds of years before canon. no reason to mention the terrible past of someone who's already made up for it, that kind of thing.

and your right! he changed, and thats good! my main point is that macaque didnt, but the fandom loves to act like he did.

#''We can't change who we were yesterday or in a past life or a hundred lifetimes ago! We live with the choices we've made for what-#-matters is the choices we make right now!''#Like yeah obviously Macaque was biased. (He says so himself: ''Everyone is the hero of their own story'')

yep ^

#But Macaque also steps in in s2 because Wukong LITERALLY abandoned MK chasing after another source of power.

i feel like thats a misinterpretation of season 2 and wukong's actions, because the reason wukong "abandons" mk is to keep mk out of danger. wukong's objective is to find a way to defeat the lady bone demon without having to drag mk into it, because he feels mk isn't ready for that kind of large battle yet. he isn't leaving mk behind to go look for more power for himself, he's leaving mk in a safe place while he goes to deal with the main threat to keep mk from getting involved. he isn't quick enough, but the point still stands.

macaque steps in and even admits in the shadow play episode that he only came by to torture mk for fun ("i was gonna do the whole watch the hero be tormented by their own mistakes thing..." is what he says, which is funny because that's really relevant to wukong's character too haha).

#SWK is making the same mistake he always has. And then MK in s2 is ALSO making that same mistake#And Macaque had to be a loser about it but it is very interesting to see it from his pov.#He steps in when MK is acting that little bit too much like Wukong in all the wrong ways. (2x07 4x09)

and you've got a point! wukong has a habit of shouldering everything himself and believing he has to be the one to fix everything, since he has the most abilities and powers out of everyone... *gestures vaguely* alive, lol. that's why he keeps secrets throughout s2-3, because the way he deals with large scale threats is by keeping his cards close to his chest. given his past, i don't blame him

so true, too, cause mk's going down that path of self isolation like wukong has already done. mk's trying to spare his friends from his "burdens" (his trauma with lbd in s2 and his trauma from azure lion and the scroll in s4) and by doing so he shuts down and keeps to himself. macaque interprets this as him "abandoning his friends", but that's because macaque's a projector LOL. we already know he does that constantly. i find it interesting too, cause macaque is somehow the most empathetic person in the cast but uses that as a way to drag people down to his level, its rlly fun. i like macaque a lot

i'll be real, i don't think macaque steps in because he genuinely wants to help mk, it's more like he sees mk (season 2 specifically here) as a smaller, weaker wukong that he can actually punch around. he knows if he tried to mess with the real wukong he'd get his ass handed to him, so he goes for the easier target. in season 4, his perspective is different but it still isn't 100% in mk's favor. and also imma be real his advice was butt booty dog water bHKBHADBHKAHAH

side note that im not able to articulate that well because its late but it moderately fits this topic: macaque uses shadow play as partially a way to continue placing doubt in mk's mind about wukong. macaque has a vendetta, and so he thinks everyone else should hate wukong too, no matter how wukong acts now. macaque practically refuses to accept wukong's changed because that would mean macaque would have to self reflect and realize that he isnt all that like he acts like he is. he's very self righteous and tries to put down mk while also placing doubt and manipulating mk into disliking and not trusting wukong. he does this like every chance he gets in season 3, also

#But maybe I think in general that ''antagonist'' is a better word to describe macaque rather than villain

sure! i can agree, mostly s4 and up, but in s1-3 he fits the bill for villain too, imo

#Anyways me on team ''Wukong and Macaque both hurt each other in equally fucked up ways'': my totally unbiased imp opinion#''Wukong was on a path of self-destruction. We all were.''#MY PERSONAL INTERPRETATION: MK is to Macaque what the Monk was to Wukong.

oh yeah i agree, wukong and macaque are such a tragic duo because of all those centuries of baggage, and they've hurt eachother so much intentionally and unintentionally. its great, i love it

"wukong was on a path of self-destruction. we all were" that phrase caught my attention big time because up until those point macaque had like no remorse for anything he'd done, so it was super interesting having him say that to mk. i was like. what da hell, macaque redemption arc REAL!?!??!?!?! im interested to see where they take macaque! he's the most likely to get that redemption tbh he's got all the flags

also i think that's a pretty cool way to look at it, and i def see what you mean. mk's good nature and desire to help rubbing off on macaque when wukong's couldn't is a very cool way to look at things, and also it slots into canon very nicely. macaque won't listen to wukong, mainly because they're so connected and all those centuries of baggage (six eared "i want the old wukong back and i also blame him for everything that goes wrong" macaque), but having someone new who also has some stake in their lives (wukongs successor) be the one to tell him Stop Being Weird and having it work, its very interesting.

#LMK is very much a show about everyone dealing with the world in their own way.#Some open noodle shops. Some try to create a clean slate. Others want to leave the world better than they found it#And Macaque was very much just in survival mode trying not to die while also trying to get back at Wukong#''Look out for number one'' like that's how he coped with the world/how he saw it.#And MK kind of up-ended that point of view. 3x10 was THE time to abandon Mei yet MK refused to

so true! lego monkie kid's s1-3 message of the world being fine just the way it is because there's good people in it is what made me fall in love with the series at first. and also how it shows how people live their lives and keep moving despite the hardships of the world is very nice. me like. and yeah! macaque's "look out for number one" mentality is very nice and i like how that fits into his and wukongs characters. its very night and day (HA get it). wukong tries to look out for everyone else while macaque is only interested in looking out for himself. its cool , i like that. especially because it relates back to their original versions in the original story, where macaque represents the dark desires of the mind like his selfishness and spitefulness and wukong kills him as a sign of overcoming those desires and instead choosing the path towards enlightenment and doing good for others and the world.

macaque has a habit of forming full opinions and thoughts on people without properly knowing them and then sticking to those thoughts for the rest of time, not considering their ability to grow and change. mk constantly makes him have to come to terms with the fact that he is wrong and its so awesome. especially because we all know daaamn well that he saw himself in the "mei is my best friend, im not going to leave her when she needs me!" moment. its really good

#So strange to me people think they can't like villains. I'm assuming it's more than just the kids/teens in the fandom

yeah its super wild. a lot of ppl (esp in this fandom, i havent seen it this bad since like voltron i think and i wasnt even apart of that fandom) believe that to like a villain there has to be some reason why the character is secretly "the good guy" or something, because if they like a straight up bad guy then it means theyre a bad person, when in reality its just relating to the conflicts that those "bad guys" represent and stuff. idk its wild out here i have never seen people jump through so many hoops to justify why they like a villain. they dont have to be secret good people, they can be bad and you can like them because of that. like, one of my fav characters from modern cartoons is emperor belos from the owl house and that guy is like basically pure evil LOL

i'll answer your other tags tomorrow! i am very tired and it is past midnight for me. snoozing at my desk, almost

#critical . txt #🐒 critical watches the kid monkie show

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 1 year

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thinking about 14 after all the chaos from the specials has calmed down coming back to his new tardis with new clothes and everything and finding his phone with all his old contacts just lying in a corner of the console room. and because the doctor doesnt know how to respond to any situation except in the most inappropriate way possible and because 13 was all about breaking patterns and tegan was so upset, he thinks 'hey you know what. i'll let yaz know i lived. she'll be glad to hear that i didnt die' so he sends a text like:

i lived!! 😊👌👍💖👽🦄🦑🦋🐣👀🎉

and yaz, whos been in the throes of grief for weeks (the doctor has no idea how long it's been for yaz and probably barely spared it a thought), trying to stay normal and not lose her entire mind, gets this text and promptly has a nervous breakdown

and so after weeks of 'i dont even know where to start i dont even know what im feeling yet' this finally sends her to her sister and she goes "sonya. i need help" and sonya, who in her head is going oh thank god shes starting the intervention herself i can call off the troops, says "of course! yeah, what do you need?" and yaz pulls out her phone and shows her The Stupidest Text Message In The Entire Universe Ever

and sonya is like my dear sister i love you but what thee fuck are you talking about. and to explain what thee fuck she is talking about and why this is The Stupidest Text Message In The Entire Universe Ever she needs to work backwards and fill sonya in on like the last five years of her life. and thats how she finally manages to tell her family. because where do you start when you dont know where to start? you start at the end

yaz never manages to respond to the text. not because she doesnt want to. it's just very hard to come up with something to say to a text like that. so it just sits on her phone. the doctor never sends anything else. maybe because he realised it wasnt a great idea, maybe because he lost his phone and yazs number. yaz will never know. but it sits on her phone, this last message from the doctor. a victory. "youre gonna live, arent you?" i lived!! did we do it? we did it.

#also sonya is so pissed that yaz is now like 3 more years older than her thats just not fair #yaz

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ipegchangbin · 5 months

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HOLY SHIT Z WHAT THE HELL⁉️⁉️😟😟🤯🤯

NEVER HAVE I EVER READ A FIC THAT MADE MY PUSSY THROB THAT MUCH‼️‼️🤭🙁🥵🥵😳😳😱😱😱

I READ THAT THING LIKE FIVE 5️⃣🖐️🤯 TIMES AND TMI BUT I GOT OFF ON IT TOO BC DAMN WAS THAT GOOD😝😝😋😩😫‼️💕🙏💕

I WOOOOUULLDD DO LIKR A WHOLE ANALYSIS (hehe analysis 😼😼🤭😛) BUT UMMMM UR GIRL IS HIGHKEY ASS AT WORDS‼️‼️😥😰😱😭😫 LIKE POOKIE‼️😫 I LITERALLY FAILED ALL OF MY ENGLISH CLASSES BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL😀😀😀😀⁉️⁉️⁉️BUT AAAANNNYWAYS WHAY YHE HELL Z 😱😱🤯🤯

THE WRITING IS LITERALLY SO AMAZING🤩😍😝😋😋😋

WHY⁉️⁉️😡😡

WHO GAVE U THE MF RIGHT TO WRITE THIS GOOD😡⁉️⁉️⁉️😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😾

BUT FR POOKIE WHAT DO U PUT IN YOUR FICS BC🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😵‍💫😵‼️‼️‼️

THERES BARELY ANY BOYPUSSY FICS OUT THERE WHICH IS DEVASTATING 🤬🤬🤬😓😢😩😫😡🤬

UR MY SAVIOR Z‼️‼️🥹🥹🙌💕

ALSO YOUR ART OF BOYPUSSY HANNIE IS SO FUCKINF DELICIOUS LIKE I OPENED THAT LINK AND ZOOMED RIGHT ON THAT PUSSY AND I FUCKING DROOLED‼️‼️🥴🤧🤤🤤🤤💦💦 GUESS WHO TOUCHED HERSELF WHEN SHE SAW IT❓❓❓THATS RIGJT‼️‼️ ME😻☝️💕💕💦 I NEED MY MF MOUUUTYHH ON THAT JUICY MF PUSSSAAYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏😫😝👅💦

READER IS MUCH BETTER THAN ME🙌🙌🤧🤧 CAUSE IF IT WERE ME I WOULD’VE PUT THAT VIBRATOR IN HIM AND ATE THAT MF PUSSY OOOUUTTT AND SUCKED THE LIFE OUTTA THAT CLIT😝😝😛😋😋🙏🙏🙏 RIGHT AFTER HE SQUIRTED LIKE IM FR GONNA MAKE HIM SQUIRT AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IN MY MOUTH 😋😛😛😜💦💦🤪😍😍😍LIKE THIS TONGUE IS GONNA FUCKING ABUSE THAT ALREADY ABUSED CLIT EVEN MORE 👅👅💦💦‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️DID I MENTION I LOVE CLITS❓❓❓ IF NOT THEN I WILL NOW‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE CLITS‼️🙌😋 CLITS ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING‼️‼️😍😍😜😫🙌 EVERY TIME I SEE SOMETHING ABT STIMULATING A CLIT IM IMMEDIATELY BRICKED 🧱🧱🧱 UP⬆️☝️🆙👆CAUSE IF IT WERE ME I WOULDVE TIED SUNGIE UP WITH A VIBRATOR TO HIS CLIT AND LEAVE HIM THERE FOR HOOOUURRRSSS‼️♾️😝😛😫☝️😋💦 I WOULD SPEND THE WHHOLE MF DAY ON THAT DELICIOUS CLIT ‼️‼️😍😛😋🙌👅💦😽👉👌OH MY GOD I SOUND GAY ASF BUT IDC BC ITS PUSSY‼️‼️😻🫰WHO DOESNT LOVE PUSSY⁉️⁉️⁉️😾😾I LOVE PUSSY‼️‼️‼️😛😛👅😻😽🙌 I WOULD EAT HANNIES PUSSY OUT ALL DAY ALL WEEK ALL MONTH ALL YEAR ALL CENTURY‼️‼️‼️‼️😝😜😜😽 THAT PUSSY IS SO MF JUICY💦💦 WND DELICIOUS AND IS BEGGING TO GET TOUCHED‼️‼️🙌👉👌😋

anyways pookie keep up the good work, amazing writing as always!! <3 🥰🥰💕 (definitely not rereading it for the fifth time and getting off on it…nooooo definitely not… ☺️☺️)

OH YM GOD i just logged in and this is the first thing i see 😭 I FUCKING SEE U ANON‼️ u are very seen

ANON I LOVE U SO MUCH MORE WTF THE AMOUNT OF PRAISE THAT U POURED OVER THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HAS BOYPUSSY BROKEN US BECAUSE IT SEEMS AS THOUGH IT HAS 😭😭😭 GOOD LORD and to think that this was supposedly just a private gift but mei is kind and i was able to post it … NOW IM SO GLAD I SHARED IT BC U HAVE FOOD TO EAT MY DEAREST ANON 😁

“ure my savior” yo…yo dont perceive me as messiah itll inflate the shit out of my ego /j and give me impostor syndrome /hj BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS gosh i cldnt stop giggling u made my day with these compliments like im just Some Guy but because of ur words i am now Some *Happy* Guy

and omg! URE RIGHT MAYBE SHOVING THE VIBE IN AND EATING HANNIES PRETTY BOY CLIT OUT WOULDVE BEEN SO GOOD…but then again…TEASING THE BOY JUST FEELS SATISFYING ‼️‼️ i love hannie and his clit actually i love pussy in general i wish i had boypussy especially boyclit in my mouth rn (in a non sexual casual way) (which was what reader intended) (until y/n and han both went CRAZY)

i wont lie this ask gave me massive eye strain from the emojis /pos like that brings me joy ?! its an impressive thought to know that somebody out there is losing their mind over silly words i wrote and a few lines that i drew. CRAZYYYY thats crazy?!!!

ill keep this entire ask, print it into a booklet form, and reread it as if its a mini prayer guide. i cant anon ure so silly and precious HAHAHAH hope u have the nicest day always!

#failing english and yet conveying ur Very Normal Boypussy Feelings via tumblr ask is a Communication skill btw U SHOULDVE GOTTEN PERFECT!#<3 pookie anon #lovely isnt enough as an adjective tbh u need the crown #💌 ipeginbox

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stepfordgoth · 12 days

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I have literally had multiple experiences in the last like month or so where I have suddenly realized oh my god I am turning into my mom. And THATS scary. But I will only be like her in fun/harmless ways. I refuse to take on her bad characteristics.

But like yesterday I gave my kitchen floor a good cleaning and then i stood back and admired it and the way the sunlight bounced off the shine I just put on the damn floor all by myself 👌👌👌 and as I was having that moment I realized oh my god I'm becoming my mother......

To be fair though? Look at the beauty of my clean floor lmao

Like. I get it now.

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our-flag-means-ducks · 6 months

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I am finally FINALLY getting the chance to sit down and watch season 2 and I am like besides myself giggling excited like omg what should I wear to the 5 episode ofmd marathon on my own sofas did they just fucking sell the swede

Stede STEDE my sweet baby boy my blonde idiot I love him sooo much look at him go

Lamo all the others screaming at Stede to fuck off and to stop calling for Ed in his sleep,.. no respect for their captain or for True Love they’re so great

Oh blackbeards crew are traumatised traumatised

Olus the smart one yes. Yes he is.

‘Did they all get cake’ ed how can you be so dismissive when Izzy is so wet and scrungly :(

Ohhh noo the crews little intervention with Izzy is even more upsetting in non gif form. The way Jim stumbles over ‘unhealthy relationship’ like they’ve clearly rehearsed this and tried to figure out the best way to get through to him. (Also he cut off MORE TOES what???) Izzy is crying like. Immediately. My poor meow meow.

Nooo when fang hugs him and his eyes are SO wet stop trying to make him feel his emotions his a grumpy northern man he hasn’t traiiined 😭😭😭

Stede has a fan boy oh god.

The SWEDES SPEECH IS SO BEAUTIFUL

‘Take your boot off’ is such a fucking creepy line. The casually cruelty is so 👌

I love Stedes crew I love black Pete being baffled by how well it’s all going I love roachs constant need to be cooking they’re all SUCH good boys

Season 1!Stede with his fancy white outfit and forcing Lucius to announce him would have been SO into the idea of having a calling card, the contrast with Ricky is just great

OH THATS WHAT HE MEANT BY IN SOUP. I saw a gif of that and genuinely thought he meant in some soup not in the business of soup I must never rely on my own reading comprehension

Can you imagine if they’d done a single episode premier and we had a week of thinking Izzy was actually dead the fandom discourse would have been WRETCHED

#Spanish Jackie the one direction of the carrabian #ofmd s2 spoilers

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nijisanji-brain-rot-fics · 8 months

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rating the fanbases in nijisanji en that im in 🤠🤘

also im not hating on yall im just talking about…… some colorful things about the fan communities im in

aight for one, kyomies. = FUCKING -18/10

im scared of like some of yall. like ongod 😭 either chill or so fucking down bad WW like oh god i watched the confessions stream YOU GUYS. ARE SCARY. PLEASE. I CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES MY JAW DROPPED WATCHING THAT STREAM. also we needa stop bullying kyo for being the shortest male in nijisanji en lmao hes coping already 💀AHEM… TO ANY OF YALL WHO GENUINELY LIKE ASTERS FEET CAM STREAM… DNI (jkjk but like keep a respectable distance from me pls 🧍✋ yall scare me enough)

kindreds!! = 5/10

yall horny as fuck. all i gotta say. we all know the gwak gwak incident, lets leave it pls. also yall are nice, everyone in chat is pretty nice, yk you get a parasocial chatter every once and a while but oh well wwww 💀💀 ehmmm theyre like the first niji en fanbase ive been in, i have a friend irl whos a kindred, theyre nice yk did not prepare me for the shitshow the online kindreds are

villions = 8/10

i know, we are all probably down bad for ber whenever he speaks korean, BUT CAN YOU BLAME US?? i wanna bet ver is half of his fanbases’ reason to learn korean (can vouch because i started to relearn kr bc of him 😭👌) ALSO HES SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIM!! villions in general, yall r nice, like all i gotta say LOL

sicklings = 4/10

basically kindreds but like twice as horny and mentally ill 💀like goddamn yall listen to his yandere asmrs and go ‘he can fix me’?? is that like a thing in this fanbase? 😭 how mentally ill yall had to be to fall for a therapist [bullying myself rn] like holy shit also that one overlay incident 🫣 lets not talk about it but like anyways yall are ok, its a debatable topic also just wanted to say hex looks like the type of person to have a rice purity score of 53 idk

FaMillie = 10/10

OK SO IM BIASED BC IM ALSO A FILIPINO AND YK SWAGPINOS UNITE BUT YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY I CANT LIE, YOU HAVE GENUINELY MADE ME CACKLE SOMETIMES especially the hugot lines stream, my mom fucking got mad at me for laughing so much some of yall are unhinged like stop bullying millie LOL ik its for shits and giggles but damn, yall are being mean sometimes 😭

Quilldren = 6/10

personally, i havent been in the fanbase too much but most of you guys are chill so neutral score. havent seen too much stir from ike's fans so thats nice, good to know theres one fan base that isnt overtly chaotic [from what ive seen 👀]

scythekicks = 8/10

girl is this fanbase dead or am i just not active on twitter? probably the latter LMAO but like i barely see any doppio fans in the wild like where are yall come out come out you may be outta scythe but you aint outta my mind WWWW we all love doppio in the scythekick household, that man gets so entertained so easily

uhhhh shit ok pls dont cancel me WWWWW IM NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE I PROMISE THIS IS ALL FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES im in these fan bases too IM BASICALLY FUCKING MYSELF OVER

also posts are gonna be slow as fuuuck cuz schools starting and yknow we gotta COME IN DO YOU READ ME?-

im just kidding guys dont hate me for this WWW its for giggles so dont take it to heart

i think i did this wrong in so many ways but oh well LMAOO

#scythekicks #sicklings #idk #kindred #kyomies #idfk #uhhh #nijisanji en #fanbase

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sparring-spirals · 2 years

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I honestly adoring those episode, it has everything I could have hope for

FCG discovering their soul, that they developed themselves

The group fighting (literally) for Laudna

The interactions between VM and BH where perfect, Percy’s understandable anger towards the thought of being Delilah back, Vex’s guilt because she feel responsible for Laudna’s first death, and Pike just being Pike, the best damn baker

Oh, I am absolutely with you on that. GOD what an episode!!!! So many highlights!!!!!! So many fascinating character interactions and conversations and onion-peeling-layers and smidges of angst and determination and love and- nice. NICE. Im still so excited that everything is kind of coming out in interconnected jumbles, and I am absolutely going to end up writing individual metas about more of these, but suffice it to say:

(i got so excited, this got long, sorry. its basically like 5 different seeds of metas)

- I loved F.C.G's reaction to getting definitive proof they were alive. I love that it was almost less joyous and a little more scared. Because it IS scary! All this time, F.C.G has been living their life for others, divining their purpose from others, they haven't really been living like they were. Alive. Realizing you have a life on your own terms, under your own control, is freeing, and that freedom can be scary! and kind of shitty, sometimes! You have all this space to fuck up. You have all this responsibility if you do. F.C.G realizes they have a life, they are alive, their life matters. and their first reaction is "well, shit." thats SO GOOD. "Well, I have to live." "Unfortunately, true." 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🥳🥳🥳🥳

- I'm a little less confident on my reads of Vox Machina but from what I knew I really liked how those conversations played out. It all made sense to me. which is nice. Percy with his family and hard won peace around him, seeing his worst fears rise up and threaten. Vex with guilt around her shoulders but the chance to help. Pike with that kindness and sincerity and flour on her clothes and being unused to reviving again but so good at helping. And also Keyleth really needing a nap and a few hugs maybe. Someone get that gal some calming tea, stat. The interplay- Vex touching Laudna's ears, Pike watching everyone with entertainment, THE ASHTON AND PERCY CONVERSATION. god that conversation

- I've got so many feelings about Bell's Hells literally fighting for Laudna, fighting through a mindscape comprised of Laudna's personal demons. I've got SO many. Some people have already written excellent posts about it (@c-is-for-circinate's post here, and @mockingmolly s post here, come to mind), and I already waxed poetic about it right after the episode but like. its so good! its symbolic and sweet and weighted and poetic and like. When Pike proposed it, they all said yes, almsot immediately, with almost no hesitation. This party of people who were always so eager to dive into each others problems, to help each other, getting to LITERALLY. Dive in and fight and help and save. And they did it through a weird fucked up slumber party. perf. (and i JUST READ A OSOT ABOUT THIS and need ti add it here and its about how laudna Isnt Getting A Say In It rn as well intentioned as it is which. also makes it. kind of fucked. god this needs its own post but like. yea.)

- you didnt mention this explicitly but the ashton and percy convo and tbh everything about how ashton reacted to these massively powerful people- the unsureness and reservations then just- straight up opening up to Percy, in a way, in their fury. the changes in them moving them to anger, still, but of a different sort. pleading, but angrily, furious, trying to push reason. so offensive their defense dropped. that conversation was SOMETHING.

- Also not mentioned but like. Imogen, my gal. My buddy. my darling. oh boy.

- chet's little kindnesses and reactions through the ep were also Something

- i hope fearne steals something

anyway sorry lost the plot a little here but YES what an EPISODE i am HOLLERING and BLOWING AIRHORNS 🥳

#(i had a drink and got excited writing this sorry but YES what an episode. so much to unpack)#critical role #cr spoilers #spar speaks #ask away!#c3e36 #....#character meta #?#of a sort

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normal-internet-user · 1 year

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Hey it’s the daredevil anon, Ahhhh ma god Im so excited, i personally loved the 2012 version so much 👌💜 please please please and thank!!!!

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND MY FRIEND!!! OH THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!! (I'm also gonna call you purple since you left a purple heart on both asks, I hope thats okay!) I also going to use He/him pronouns since that's what you used in the orginal ask, if you'd like them changed please let me know!! And one last thing, would you like this as a headcanon, or oneshot? I just wanna make sure it's as to your liking as possible!!

#tmnt #x reader #tmnt x reader #rottmnt #leonardo x reader #leonardo x reader tmnt #raphael x reader #rise!raph x reader #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #donnie x reader #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 x reader #platonic

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jazzyblusnowflake · 4 days

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the last ship question i posted this morning took 3 hours lmao- i just got back from therapy and they said i have unchecked severe ptsd from 6 years ago so thats fucking fantastic and explains a LOT- oh and ill answer the rest of the questions in a bit too, if you got any more i dont mind either :"3 👌 just might answer late cuz oh my God i dont have time for a new mental illness i have papers to grade-

oh and my bday is on 9th of may, yippieeeee-

#snow rambles #mY MEDS #i forgot to take them TAT

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courtofchaos · 11 months

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can i just say 📣 something 🗣️? at this 🥳 party 🎉 here there are maybe 🤔 40 4️⃣0️⃣ of the most important 🕴️people in america 🇺🇸 and you 👩🏻‍🦰 have just walked 🚶‍♀️all around, all evening🌝, telling them all that i'm gonna get 🔥🚒 fired.

no, it was implied, 🔅lightly, as a little... god 🧔🏽‍♀️! part of a 🪖tactical🎖️ kind of joke🃏.

will you 🤔 explain to me, the joke🃏? because i don't 🚫 get the fucking 🍆 joke 🃏.

MY GOD🧔🏽‍♀️, TOM!

i don't 🚫get the joke🃏, i don't🚫 get the joke🃏.

it was something that he 👱🏻‍♂️said, that isn't 🙅‍♀️true 🙊, that we 👥needed to say 🗣️. but you 👩🏻‍🦰stood 🧍‍♀️by his 👱🏻‍♂️side, and he said🗣️ it, and you were like👍 "okay 👌, well, that sounds 🎼good ✅ to me🤷🏼‍♀️."

fuck's 🍆sake, i'm 🙅‍♀️not doing this right ↩️now. you 👨🏻 know i’m👩🏻‍🦰 in serious👿 trouble, that was a▶️ play.

you 👩🏻‍🦰 will be okay 👌because you are a tough 🤬 fucking 🍆 bitch 🐩 who will always 🛟survive🤿 because 👩🏻‍🦰 you do what you 🥊need, you will 🧗🏻‍♀️do what

— are you 👨🏻even listening🙉? i 👩🏻‍🦰will be okay 👌?

— you 👩🏻‍🦰will do whatever you need⚓️.

yeah? really? yeah, you sure you're not projecting📽️, because that is actually you 👨🏻.

should we 👥 have a real 🤯conversation🎙️? with a scorpion 🦂?

no 🚫. that was a friendly 👯 thing. that was a friendly 👯‍♀️thing.

yeah 👍. sure 🫤. real 👯‍♀️ friendly. yeah, no, i'm 👩🏻‍🦰 a scorpion 🦂, you're 👨🏻 a hyena 🐺, you're a... you're a street rat 🐀. actually, no, you're a fucking 🍆 snake 🐍. "here's a dead 🪦snake 🐍 to wear as a 👔necktie, tom 👨🏻", "why 🚫aren't you 🤔laughing 🤣?" (pause) i wonder if we shouldn't clear the air💨 yeah?

yeah. sure. i think 🤔 you can be a very 🦀 selfish 🦐 person and i think 💭 you find it very hard 🪨to think 🧠 about me

— what the fuck 😅—

and i 👨🏻think 🧐you 👩🏻‍🦰shouldn't 🙅‍♀️have even married👰🏼 me,🤵🏻‍♂️ actually.

what the fuck🍆? what the ACTUAL 🍆fuck⁉️ you 👨🏻proposed 💍to me👩🏻‍🦰. you proposed 💒 at my lowest ⬇️fucking 📉ebb🪫. my dad👴🏻 was dying😵, what was i 👩🏻‍🦰supposed to say🗣️?

perhaps "no"👎🚫🙅‍♀️⁉️

i 👩🏻‍🦰 didn't want to hurt 🩼your feelings😢.

thanks🤗! thanks 🦃for that! yeah 👍, you really kept 👨🏻me 🛟 safe 👷‍♀️while you 👩🏻‍🦰 ran 🏃‍♀️off 💨to fuck🍆 the phone 📞book📚.

fuck 🍆off🖕. you're a hick 🧑🏻‍🌾

— and then, and then.. —

conservative 🐘 hick 🧢👮🏻‍♂️ —

you 👩🏻‍🦰 hid 🙈 it, you 👩🏻‍🦰 hid 🙈 it because you were so 😱 scared 🙀 of how fucking 🤡 awful 🤢 you are.

you 👨🏻were only with👩🏻‍🦰 me 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨to get to power🔋. you 👨🏻 got it 💪 now ⏱️, tom, you've got it!

I'M 👨🏻 WITH 👩🏻‍🦰 YOU BECAUSE I LOVE ❤️ YOU😍!

bullshit 🐄💩, you're 🔩 fucking me 👩🏻‍🦰for my 🧬DNA, you were fucking 🍆 me for a fucking 🪛ladder 🪜 because your whole 👨‍👩‍👦 family is striving 🧗and parochial ⚛️.

that's not... thats not a fair characterization 😞.

no? well, your 👵 mom loves 💕me 👩🏻‍🦰 more ⬆️ than she 💗loves you 👨🏻, because she's cracked 💔. you want to... you want to actually 🌬️clear the air🍃? fine. you 🔪betrayed me 👩🏻‍🦰.

YOU 👩🏻‍🦰 WERE GOING TO SEE ME 👨🏻 SENT 📤TO FUCKING 🍆PRISON 👮, SHIV! AND THEN YOU 🔩 FOBBED ME OFF WITH THAT FUCKING 🪛UNDRINKABLE 🤮 WINE 🍷AND YOU 👩🏻‍🦰WON'T 🚫HAVE MY 🤰BABY 👶🏻BECAUSE YOU NEVER 🙅‍♂️EVEN THOUGHT🤔, HONESTLY, THAT YOUD BE WITH ME 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨MORE THAN FOUR 4️⃣ FUCKING 🍆YEARS📆, I 👎DON'T 🧠THINK!

YOU 👨🏻OFFERED TO GO TO JAIL 👮🏻‍♀️! YOU👨🏻 OFFERED TO GO TO JAIL 👮🏻‍♀️BECAUSE YOU'RE SERVILE🙇🏻‍♂️! you're just... YOU'RE SERVILE🧎🏻‍♂️!

YOU ARE INCAPABLE 🙈 OF THINKING 🙉ABOUT ANYBODY 👤OTHER THAN YOURSELF 👩🏻‍🦰 BECAUSE YOUR 👅SENSE 👁️ OF 👂🏻WHO 👩🏻‍🦰 YOU 🫵🏻 ARE, SHIV, IS THAT FUCKING 🍆THIN 🤌!

oh yeah you read 🤓📖that in a book📚, tom?

YOU'RE TOO 🍆 FUCKING 😶‍🌫️ TRANSPARENT 🫥 TO FIND 👀 THAT IN A 📚BOOK! You're pathetic👎, you're pathetic🤬. you’re a masochist🧨 and you can't 😡 even take it. I 👁️ think 💭 you are 🙅‍♂️ incapable of love 💔, and i 👨🏻think 🧠you are maybe not 🚫 a good person🧍‍♀️ to have🤱 children!👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

well, that's not very 👍nice 😇to say🗣️, is it?

I’m sorry😢. Im sorry😔, but you... 👩🏻‍🦰 you... you have 🩼 hurt 🤕 me more ⬆️ than you 🤔 can possibly 💭imagine.

and you 👨🏻, you took 🛫 away the last 6️⃣ six months 🕕 i could've had with my 👴🏻 dad. you 🍼 sucked 🙇🏻‍♂️up to him and you 💇‍♀️cut me 👩🏻‍🦰 out 🚶‍♀️!

it's not 🙅‍♂️my fault that you didn't get his approval 👍. I have given 🎁 you 💝 endless 💐approval ✅ and it doesn't fill ⛽️ you 🪫up🔋 because you're broken🏚️💔.

I don't 👎 like💔 you. I don't 🚫... I don't ⛔️ even care 🤬 about you. i don’t 🙊care 😒. have we 🌬️cleared the air 🍃 ? feel good👌 now?

Yeah 🎉. Yeah 😎. Fucking 🍆 great👍.

#succession #succession 4x07 #shiv Roy #tom wambsgans #shiv x tom

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Young Royals

the review no one asked for (contains spoilers):

- the teenagers actually look like teenagers - acne, bodies that aren’t conventionally perfect

- they actually communicate

- they actually behave like teenagers - party, get drunk whilst underage, some drug use, sex

- august is fucken annoying and an asshole 🙄😡🤢

- wille is such a good and well rounded character

- simon is absolutely adorable 🥰

- simon knowing how to protect himself and standing up for himself and his family 👌

- i love sara- she’s so cute and portrays her Aspergers and ADHD really well 🥰

- it’s a lot like Skam but obviously a different storyline and in many ways, done much better (i love Skam and it’s the blueprint for this)

- omar rudberg is brilliant 😍😍- i was a fan of him whilst he was in the fooo conspiracy and ive loved him ever since

- the initiation ritual was fucked up

- the first kiss where they were tentative as hell and wille was terrified but he wanted it 👌

- the piano scene in the beginning of the 3rd episode is cute as hell - up until wille says they should forget about the kiss 😭

- felice being obsessed with wille to that extent, like that, in the beginning was hella annoying and really gross but also really realistic and a thing that people do

- “i take it back” 🥲 not quite how it works but got a cute as fuck smile out of simon so 🤷‍♀️

- simon and wille grinning at each other when simon is singing is the most adorable thing in the whole world - wille is a proud boyfriend since the first time he heard him sing

- felice kissing wille was not the vibe, especially when she’s that emotionally distraught

- ERIK FUCKEN WHAT HE WHAT PARDON oh my god WHAT THE FUCK OK NO THATS NOT GOOD HOLY SHIT HE CANT DIE THAT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP

- realistic money troubles

- wille really needed that hug from felice

- the breakup that’s not quite a breakup fuuuuckkkkkk

- headmistress hug yesssss he needed that

- oh shit he gets bodyguards now fuck

- he deleted simons contact shit

- joining in on the ritual and giving felice his jacket is such a good vibe i love him

- felice and august sex scene is not the vibe 🤢🤢🤮🤮 “you closed your eyes😠” 🙄🙄

- “dump him” facts‼️(about august)

- felice and wille’s friendship growing nicely after he rejects her is solid and i love it

- august kissing sara is fucking disgusting

- they way they treat alexander is gross

- “bing bong bing bing bing bing bing bonggg” 😂😂🥺🥺

- wille feeling guilty about “egging him on” after his brother dies is realistic- “here i am partying” 😭😭👌

- football field scene - oh my god he knows simons number off by heart - “i really like you” - “but i like you and that is not fake”😭😭😭 - simon knowing how to deal with wille high cause of his dad always being high/drunk 😭- “are you mad at me?” “you came!” “oh im so glad you’re here”🥺

- “i want you to hold me” 🥺

- “can you stay until i fall asleep?” and spooning 👌🥺

- soft as fuck “i like you too”

- the ✨acne✨ that’s present at all times is 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

- LOOK IM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH SEX SCENES OF ANY KIND OK ITS WEIRD AND AWKWARD 😬😬😬😬

- AUGUST FILMING THEM WHAT THE FUCK NO PLEASE NO ABSOLUTELY NOT PLEASE NO NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU AUGUST

- the morning after when they’re in golden light and they joke around a bit 🥺🥺 “terrible morning breath” and then interrupted cute laughter

- he gets him food and wraps it up for him 🥺

- im sorry did they just say yes to capital punishment in that class presentation (2 girls not main characters)

- felice and saras friendship ☺️

- “the water is cold today!! so you know” 🥺

- SIMON LOOSING HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT WHEN WILLE IS AROUND AND TOUCHING HIM

- felice dumping august via insta story is a power move

- august making simon sounds like a drug dealer makes me wanna kill him like fuck you august

- look wille is just not having a good time right now

- “I’m in a fucked up situation and I’m trying to talk to you.” GOOD COMMUNICATION!! simon walking out annoyed me but i understand it

- AUGUST BEING TOLD HE CANT COME BACK FUCK YES (even if it is only because of tuition and not him being a dick)

- wille standing up for simon is👌but what is august going to do in retaliation???? he’s got the video

- i have no sympathy for august

- “i just didn’t want to lose you” “you’re the only one here i feel like i can actually talk to”

- august what the fuck did you do

- felice letting sara be lucia 🥰

- wille got them to solve augusts tuition issue

- AUGUST YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER HOW DARE YOU RELEASE THE FUCKING VIDEO oh my god I HATE YOU SO MUCH FUCK

- WILLE IS UNDERAGE

- fuuuuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkkk

- i feel hella bad for simon this poor fucking man

- felice thank you for being a decent human being

- AUGUST TELL HIM YOU FUCK he’s apologising to you and you’re being a fucken dick

- sara with felices hair clips yesssss

- locker room scene - “we haven’t done anything wrong” “we’re doing this together”

- sara knows it was august who released the video so why the fuck isn’t she saying anything

- “it just happened” it did not just happen you motherfucker. You made a conscious decision to release a video you knew would be damaging to people you’re supposed to care about, not just a friend but the royal family. That’s not ok and there need to be repercussions and consequences for your actions.

- how dare sara not tell anyone and how dare she kiss august- what about simon and wille who were just completely destroyed and what about felice who’s his ex and your best friend?? the fuck

- idk what is happening with sara but fuck i don’t like it

- felice trying to help them catch who outed them 🥺🥺

- “i want to be with you”

- wille is extremely touch starved and simon is 100% willing to give him all the love

- can she talk to wille like a mother and not the queen for once please like fuck

- wille noooooooooooooo don’t deny it

- “i don’t know if i want to see you” 💔 but fairo

- simon not forcing wille to come out, but putting himself first and saying that he doesn’t want to be anyone’s secret 👌👌👌👌👌

- breakup breaking my damn heart man 💔💔💔💔

- “I KNOW WHO DID IT” felice knowing it was august and telling wille fuck yes

- “I TRUSTED YOU”

- “You were the one I was supposed to trust”

- “You’re no longer a part of my family”

- YES WILLE

- HIS MOTHER KNEW IT WAS AUGUST

- WHAT

- FUCK

- NO

- YES HANG UP ON HER

- POOR WILLE NO

- HEARTBROKEN AND ALONE

- 💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- i can’t handle this shit man

- my poor heart

- simon singing solo everytime and them making intense eye contact

- the hug 🥺🥺🥺🥺

- “I LOVE YOU”

- “I hope you have a nice Christmas” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔

- if y’all could feel my fucken heartbeat rn

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS THE END

- THAT CANT BE THE FUCJEN ENDING

- WHAT THE FUCK

- NO

- ABSOLUTELY NOT

#young royals #wille x simon #reviews that no one asked for

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