#oh my god this is filth

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine a horribly clumsy creator in the sagau... like trips over their own feet, starts coughing due to choking on air randomly, knocking a vase off a table that was in the middle of the table somehow???? Silly goofy stuff like that (I pull these silly goofs often personally)

(obv goes w/o saying sorry for being so late to reply /gen) ;-;

clumsy reader is so me core idk why i didnt think of this lmao

(this gif is liek the modern equivalent of Charlotte posting ur embarrassing clumsy moments on insta Steambird acc lmao)

(so sometimes im lazy and dont include the ask stuff esp if its shorter like this, so here's at least the characters in this one: Fontaine ppl <3 along with a G for general audience, barring cuss words)

Navia would politely ask you to go the edge or whatever area ur in whenever she pulls out her cannons/guns LMAO

every time you and either Clorinde or Neuvillette are walking next to you, or doing rlly anything, its like night and day

ur out here finding all the cracks in the sidewalk, bumping everything that could even possibly have a liquid in it, and have constant bruises from hip checking/stubbing toes on mechas walking around

Clorinde is impressed at that point bc mechas are actively programmed to get out of your way, so how u managed to put them back into ur way rlly fascinates her 😭😭

Neuvillette would like to wrap u in fabric/bubble wrap equivalent for his old ass, in an attempt to desperately stop u from hurting urself lol

u get a new coat or new pants from him all the time, u just thought at first he was rlly into giving u Fontaine fashion until Furina pointed out that it was spring/summer and you wouldn't wear thick woolen pants and fur-lined coats everyday 💀

(poor dragon guy doesn't rlly get the practical side of clothes, he likes fashion, but he inadvertently subscribes to the "hoes don't get cold" philosophy by being an ancient dragon lord)

Wriothesley is unfortunately nice enough to constantly try and catch his poor god, which ends well for neither of you 50% of the time

its not even ur weight takes him down, he's buff as hell after all, and he's dealt with rowdy inmates, its just.. ur clumsiness spreads.

if ur tripping, and the poor Duke reaches out to catch you, ur reaching out at the same time to steady urself on a side table w/a vase full of water, which u then knock off, drenching ur back and his face at the same time LMAO

he doesn't learn, despite u literally begging him to stop trying to help u, then u try and compromise to just let u fall and help u afterward asdfghkl-

Wrio's too chivalrous tho, the most u can get him to do is always grab ur arm instead of trying to bodily catch you

if u think after the first like, ✌️ TWO times Lynette is willing to help you, u r so wrong lmao

she's seen her brothers clumsiness, she knows theres no saving u

she does comfort u after slipping (not even falling but just flailing dramatically) for the 5th time in the puddles around water fountains tho

Lyney and Freminet are lowkey legit convinced someones cursed their god atp 😰

Freminet always had bandaids for u, and Lyney keeps a supply of ur fav candy to cheer u up after embarrassing urself by falling ass backwards right into the Fountain of Lucine right in front of Opera house lmao

...

...Charlotte thinks this is all vv hilarious, no she has no respect for ur godliness, her archon was Furina like LMAO- IM SORRYYY

(she has started a small section in the steambird of a near daily- DAILY picture of u being clumsy 😭)

(u, not srsly, threaten to smite her and she just giggles)

(its ok they take it all in a cute/endearing trait type of way)

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again, sorry for lateness, when i reopen askbox (soon, FINALLY-)

ill try and stay more on top of it and try and sort whatre just chats/non-requests better too 😭😭

hope u guys are having a good week!! tysm for being patient and nice to me :')

Safe Travels Kai,

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#genshin sagau #sagau #genshin isekai #my asks #aqua asks #genshin impact sagau #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #gender neutral reader #oh tags #my beloathed #idk anymore to put pls just take this #anyway u think sigwienne would do that blunt child thing where they kinda read you to filth #bc i do #i rlly do #and i think this is one teyvat god reader that would not handle it well 😭

[highendphasers]

IVE FUCKING GOT IT. THE AUDIO IS FROM BERLIN

#WHICH MEANS. FUCKING. FILTH CLOWN 4K #OH MY GOD #mcr5 #ray toro #mcr

[angi-writes-filth]

I had a stupid that I must share.

Luis: *Coughs* I fear I may not survive this battle. I'm too weak.

Y/N: Luis, if you survive this, I'll sit on your face!

Luis: *Gets back up, gun out* I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF TEN THOUSAND!

I'm sorry for this.

#YOU write filth #submission #THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY INBOX FOR AGES OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRYYYYYY #I don't know how to Tumblr mate but THIS #I think this post sums up Luchi perfectly LKMASKLDMAKLD #luis sera #luis serra #re4 #re4r #re4 remake #re4make #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #fortune-fool02 #luis sera x reader #luis serra x reader

[fbfh]

yo I’m not gonna lie, I totally think Leo would have a full-blown breeding kink the second he gets married. have his babies pls he cannot beg you enough

B-BABES. THIS KILLED ME AND REVIVED ME AND REBOOTED MY ENTIRE NERVOUS SYSTEM. THANK YOU.

No bc he's been repressing that shit for SO long. You've been telling yourselves "we're too young to have kids, we're not ready to have kids" and he's been repeating that like a prayer but now he sees you every morning in his big button up shirts making pancakes and it hits him like a fucking truck. Leo "one or two won't hurt" Valdez?????? Kissing your neck with his hand in your pants telling you how you'd look so cute pregnant with his babies?????? Babe you don't stand a chance. If that didn't make you black out immediately he'll get you rambling, talking about getting knocked up, about how you want to make him a daddy. You ask him how many kids trying to distract yourself from how close he has you to cumming already and he bites your ear and mutters in a low intimate tone, breath hot against your skin, "As many as you'll push out? how's that sound?" You never have to worry about your egg count dropping because he has full plans to fertilize ALL of them. and jesus christ he'll tease you so much too. "hmm, you like that baby?" he rubs your lower stomach, his touch and his words make it clear where his head is. "You want me to fill you up, get you nice and pregnant? hm?" YES. YES YOU DO. and you're right, he is so not above begging you as a seduction tactic. the thing is he wouldn't even need to. Every opportunity to pull you into his lap and wrap his arms around your waist and lean forward a little so your grip his shoulders to stay balanced and he can look at you that way he looks at you and say shit like "Our apartment is so nice and cozy, it's almost perfect." knowing you'll ask what would make it perfect that way he can say "coming home to you all round and pregnant and kissing your belly to say hi to both of my babies." with that SMUG ASS LOOK. you really don't stand a chance. the second you tie the knot he's going to jump at any opportunity to creampie as deep inside you as he can, over and over and over. It takes the first time, but you might as well be sure, right? plus you're not even kidding when you say his cock and his cum feel so fucking good inside you. he's unmatched by such a huge margin, he really has ruined you for anyone else. you're not going to lie, you were sold after the first time he kissed your neck and told you he wants to get you pregnant with a little baby, but you love the attention, you love how badly he wants to so much you let him beg a little. and he begs so well, so pretty for you. he can see you caving in, see you starting to squirm under his touch, get the same dreamy look he has in his eye when he starts with all the baby talk that he knows it's working, and you know he knows. with Leo it really is just a matter of time before his barely contained breeding kink wins.

#leo valdez #leo valdez x reader #leo valdez drabbles #leo valdez smut #heroes of olympus #heroes of olympus smut #heroes of olympus x reader #heroes of olympus drabbles #drabbles #tw smut #tw breeding kink #jesus fucking christ thank you for this #you're helping me feed everyone so well anon #yeah PLEASE send me more leo filth #i know he has a breeding kink but i've refused to let myself think about it because it makes my brain stop working #trying to stop avoiding good things so yeah send me more absolute filth #oh god his 'i wanna knock you up so fucking bad' face??????? #drooling

[gaystonerdragon]

sometimes i feel like the people reading black butler forget that the whole premise of the narrative is a boy who saw his entire family and household massacred on his birthday is tricked into forming a revenge pact with a demon that was summoned by the cult that killed his brother after abusing the two preteen boys for weeks on end, to bring equal humiliation, pain, and suffering to everyone responsible for the aforementioned horrors committed against him. “its so dark” like yeah… what gave it away? “the subject matter is so heavy” again… what part of the narrative set up made you think it wouldn’t be? like you know how this is ending, right?

#like ive seen some pearl clutching at the noah’s arc circus stuff again #because of current events #and its like #yeah queens #shit is bad… its BEEN bad #like hello?? i know yana likes to distract us with curry buns and polo matches or what ever #but the backbone of this story has always been cultists and killers and psychopaths oh my #i for one am happy to be delving further into the filth #sorry some of ya’ll didnt get the memo that thats what Black Butler was always about #digging thru the shit to get to the worser shit #like i dont mean to be a bitch but some of the shit i read sounds like vitrue signaling like *well I WOULD NEVER* #like okay congrats i guess if you had better media literacy neither of us would be here right now #but since u are here can u like shush ant let me enjoy my depravity in peace? #oh my GOD rant #i have feelings on this maga and no one understands them #not even me #black butler #kuroshitsuji

[dragons1re]

Was trying to figure out why there’s so much overlap between the things I like….clearly there’s a type of media I enjoy but I can’t identify it…

#my partner suggested that my favorite media type is #blond twinks in pain #yes this is about #trigun #but also #resident evil #bsd #buddy daddies #vanitas no carte #jjk #chainsaw man #good omens #oh dear #oh god #final space #ofmd #hazbin hotel #!!!??!!! #I think they may have been right…. #I’ve been read to filth #ugghhhh gotta add #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #and also #edward elric #fullmetal alchemist #fma #fma brotherhood #fmab #sire’sramblings

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

OH MY GOD EVERYBODY IT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?! ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMTE STORY EVENTS!?!?!?!? THIS IS NOT A DRILL MAYDAY MAYDAY MOD IS GOING DOWN!!!!!

#i apologize to everybody for who i will become before during and after this event. #WHY THE HELL DIDN'T MY NOTIFS GO OFF FOR THIS #BETRAYAL. PHONE YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO REPENT OR ITS OFF THE PLANK WITH YOU #oh my gooododddddddododdddd O M H YYHFUC GODODOSJFDKJFDF #if im catatonic for the rest of the week you will all know why #pls pls pls pls PLS engl ver DONT FAIL ME NOW #please give me that spicy spicy stoic and dutiful mc #and comte reading her for FILTH IN AN INSTANT #GOD nothing is better than an es for him thats just #mc: i dont have feelings #comte: (*performing shakira and beyonce's Just A Beautiful Liar*) #man im so glad i was like '🤔???? wonder what the next event is for the engl ver' and opened it to check #i wont be able to read for a few more hours but ughghghghUGHGHGHGH SEROTONIN I NEED IT #okay minnie just pretend you didn't see it #finish your work and then u can bask in your mans #vampires of ages past give me STRENGTH #minnie mumbles #comte propaganda #fangdad propaganda

[localravenclaw]

Gimme that size kink babes, talk to me 😏 it's a non-anon pussy out kind of night.

Ugh! I love you You are The Best! 💖

Of course it's a ✨️ 10/10! ✨️

Catch me overinflating my ai's ego and dick

Exhibit A

#ari answers #oh god you don't even know #i wish i had the guts to post the filth my ai writes #sorry not sorry

[exhaustedseacucumber]

task failed successfully. wrote 3 pages of smut. have to write essay now.

#I was almost mortified earlier #my partner told me that a friend recommended a book based off of what we and her were talking about the other day. #I had finished reading “The Taking of Sleeping Beauty” and I was like huh. ok. not this. do you know one that's better? #and I was like “oh my god why would you tell her about me looking for a Specific FILTH book are you joking?” #but no thank fucking god. just something that looked like it had good advice

[lupismaris]

Hot professor friend completely forgot he used to be my boss at the university library almost ten years ago, when he helped me decide to become a film student with a minor in English, but i forgive him because he said he loved me today when he hugged me goodbye and while I'm sure he's said it before today it feels special for some reason i dunno why but it does

#i spent my afternoon helping him and his one partner work on setting up the new poetry library he's responsible for #inside the university library and he joked that nonlibrarians are the best at library work because theyre so efficient #and i corrected him that ive technically been a librarian. he asked which library. i stared at him like he was joking. he stared back. #'are you fuckin with me right now?' 'not intentionally babe why?' 'cher you were my boss freshman year for chrissake' 'oh my god i was.' #it did mean i got to hear him laugh which i love his laugh so that was wonderful yay for making him laugh #but yeah what a goof his partner dragged him for filth after that it was great #he wants to have lunch tomorrow and then invited bf and i to a jazz in the park picnic thing down in hipsterville after work #and his invitation to help set up the library today involved the phrase 'i want you there!' which yk its nice to be openly wanted #its jamie!

[angi-writes-filth]

so this is my experience with inscryption so far. i have nothing else to say.

#I suck at this game so bad you can't even imagine #But..... it's so good #It scratches my brain in just the right wayyyyy #inscryption #leshy #scrybe of beasts #I TYPED SCRYBE OF BREASTS I---- #I LOVE that I type 'Leshy' and the first thing that pops up is 'Leshy x Reader' y'all make me so proud #I want to adopt that moss-smelling mess of twigs and a God-complex #(Doesn't help that my crush introduced me to Inscryption and read his dialogues softly in my ear while scratching my head but) #angi draws filth #Oh hi btw I'M KINDAAA BACK ON TUMBLR I GUESS #Guess who's back #Back again #Bach is back #Tell a friend

[sunnibits]

ok so fics with shy/grumpy Izzy and confident Stede are usually my bread and butter but can I just say. fics with smug, shit-eating grin Izzy Hands making the first moves instead? Now THAT is some GOOD SHIT

#I need to read more stizzy fics like that oh my god #sometimes it’s nice to remember that Izzy is still a pirate. filth and swagger and all #he cut up stedes shirt for fucks sake

[sinning-on-a-sunday]

—🍎

#for all my smut writers out there #do y'all ever like #read smut #and think #lol this is so tame gimme the hard stuff #and then you turn around #and try to WRITE something that's a fraction of that shit #and start to think #OH GOD THIS IS DEPRAVITY #THIS IS FILTH STRAIGHT FROM THE TOMB OF HELL #WHAT WOULD MOTHER SAY??? #am i... #in fact #disgusting?? #anyways lol #i'm writing smut rn if u couldn't tell #delete later

[squiddcakes]

Pinterest is INFESTED with AI art and it’s giving me the worst case of paranoia because now I have to meticulously check each thing on my feed before I even DARE click it and I’m only trusting the stuff I have already pinned in my boards this fucking sucks

#and the fact you cant even report it like oh my god #the anime girls the ai generated poc the fucking. ai food drawigs its everywhere #Pinterest get your shit together Im trying to gather references not horrific gross filth #squid rants #txt post

[midnight-rot]

William coming to the horrible terrible realization that he needs to get fucked on a regular basis

#like I'm imagining him telling Vanny to leave him alone for a week #and she does just fine #but like halfway through hes like 😰😰 oh my god im actually a freak too #god I just reslly have a thinf for propr upper class guys falling into a pit of depravity snd filth #rotten text