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Incorrect CoD Quotes #8
*Soap grabs a balloon filled with helium and inhales*
Price: Oh god not again!
Soap: HOW Are unicorns fake but a giraffe is real!?
Ghost: WHAT?
Soap: Like, what’s more believable?
Gaz: Where are you going with this?
Soap: A horse with a horn *aggressively claps on “horn”* ORRRRR a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot NECK?
Sherlock: I work with idiots 😑
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Ghost: Does anyone else think…
Soap: That’s dangerous.
Ghost: That some people… just need a high five…
Price: That’s nice, Simon.
Ghost: In the head…
Roach: Yassss
Ghost: With a chair?
Gaz: Why are you like this?
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Ghost: Okay, what does A stand for?
Roach: Arson.
Ghost: Aww you’re so good.
Soap: Okay B. What does B stand for?
Roach: Barson.
*Soap laughs*
Gaz: What stands for C?
Roach: Commit arson.
Ghost: Ooooooh!
Price: D!?
*Roach looks at Price and smiles*
Price, thinking: Please be normal.
Roach: Don’t come near me… I’m going to commit ARSON!!!!
*everyone else laughs*
Price, sarcastic: I raised him real well.
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Sherlock: How did you take down Captain America?
Ghost, using a terrible German accent: Ve shot him in ze legs because his shield is ze size of a dinner plate.
König, overhears Ghost: …Fick dich🖕(“Fuck you” in German)
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Ghost: Umm, do you have a pencil by any chance?
Rudy: No, but I have a knife…
Ghost: What-what?
Rudy: And I know how to cut a bitch… *whispers* Try me
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*Rudy cooking in the kitchen*
Alejandro, walking in: Hey mi amor?
Rudy: ahuh?
Alejandro: If somebody told you they’d give you a million dollars for knocking me out, what would you do?
*Rudy immediately slaps Alejandro with a frying pan*
Rudy: Where’s my money?
Alejandro, on the floor: 😵💫
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Roach, singing for Sherlock: Somebody come get her, she’s fucking up my dinner~
*Sherlock throws a plate at and he falls down*
Sherlock, singing for Roach: Somebody come get him, before I fucking end him!~
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Nikolai: There’s a spider!
Laswell: So what do you me to do?!
Nikolai: KILL IT!
Laswell: YOU SAW IT FIRST!
Nikolai: YOU KILL IT!
Laswell: You’re the man!!
Nikolai: Since when?!
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Stupid-drunk!Roach to Sherlock: You so crazy… I think I wanna have your babies.
Sherlock: 😐
Gaz, thinking: I don’t know if I should be confused or just jealous.
Soap, just confused: How would that even work?
Ghost : I think it’s time for you to go to sleep, Roach.
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Sherlock: Listen. Am I the most attractive person in the world?
Soap: Is this a trick question?
Sherlock: No. But do I have a great personality?
Price: *face palms*
Sherlock: Also no. But do I wake up every morning and try to be the best person I can be?
Ghost, has only heard the first half of this bit before: I actually don’t know this one…
Sherlock: No.
Nikolai: …Sweetie, did Ghost get to you?
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Price : Repeat after me: I can do this!
Nikolai: I can do this.
Price: I’m ready to burn some calories!
Nikolai: I’m ready to burn some calories.
Price: I’m done eating fast food and drinking alcohol.
Nikolai: …I’m ready to burn some calories.
Price: Alright, let’s get started!
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Soap, Gaz, Ghost: Ahhh
Soap: We’re d-d-d driving in a-
Gaz: Car! Destination drug dealer’s-
Ghost: Bar! Pass the mic over to Price-!
Soap: Shit, we forgot Price.
Ghost: …But we can’t turn back because we’ve too far!
Gaz: We have to turn back, though. We can’t leave him.
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Alejandro: You eat so fucking gross, Graves. Do you eat like that on dates?
Graves, cheeks puffed up with meatballs and marinara sauce on his face: …I don’t go on dates.
Alejandro: Exactly. There’s a reason why no one takes you on dates.
Graves: Well damn! Who hurt you today?
Alejandro: Bitch nobody.
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Graves: Hey, Sergeant. …Soap.
Soap: What?
Graves: *hands Soap a coffee cup* Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.
Soap: *takes the cup and gives it a sip* Hazelnut?
Graves: I don’t know, I found it in the garbage.
*Soap tries to spit it out*
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Gaz: Nikolai, what’s wrong with Sherlock? She seems angry.
Nikolai: She’s totally fine.
Gaz: Okay? Well, where’s Graves?
Sherlock, walking into the room: Maybe he got sick… or went missing… OR GOT HIT BY A BUS!!
Gaz: 🙊
*Sherlock leaves the room*
Gaz: Totally fine, huh?
Nikolai: Yeah… Totally fine.
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Nikolai: So, the man that tried to kill you - what did he look like?
Sherlock: He was so hot. It was crazy.
Price: O-ok. But what did he look like?
Sherlock: I mean where should I start? Uh, he was tall, you know, maybe 6’3” or 6”4”? Uh absolutely just jaaacked! But not like scary-body-builder jacked. Like, he was ripped but he still had a soft touch. You could totally fall asleep in his arms.
Price: Alright what did his face look like??
Sherlock: Well- uh- y’know Brad Pitt?
Price: Yeah?
Sherlock: Forget Brad Pitt. This guy was hotter.
Nikolai: Hotter than Brad Pitt??
Sherlock: Hotter than Bradley Joseph Pitt.
Soap: That’s crazy!
Sherlock: I would pay money to gaze into those eyes again.
Gaz: Even after he tried to kill you?
Sherlock: I almost wish he’d stabbed me to death and took his time doing it just so the last thing I saw could’ve been those ocean blue eyes.
Ghost: I’m getting a little hot just off your description so I can only imagine how it felt to be there!
Sherlock: Insane.
Gaz: Gosh I can’t believe he was hotter than Brad Pitt.
Ghost: Hey, what did she say about Brad Pitt?
Gaz: Oh, shoot! I-I-I-I I’m sorry!
Soap: Yeah, forget Brad Pitt!
Gaz: Done! Forgotten! Who is he?
Ghost: He doesn’t exist.
Soap: He’s gone.
Gaz: Bradley David Pitt is no more.
Sherlock: Good!
Price and Nikolai: 😑
(Note: Sorry there was no post yesterday! There will be more later, promise!)
#call of duty#incorrect cod quotes#inspired by youtube#john soap mactavish#captain john price#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#call of duty oc#cod sherlock#chimera sherlock#gary roach sanderson#rudolfo parra#alejandro vargas#cod könig#kate laswell#cod nikolai#phillip graves
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ohhh please can you do cod match up for me?? i'm female, german, 27, aquarius and work as an artist and project manager at an agency specialised in classical music. at work i'm very organized, detail oriented and efficient, but in private i like to slow things down. i guess you could say i have two personalities: at work i like getting things done and have no problem arguing with people, but in private i literally hate calling the doctor's office lol.
it's very hard for me to take my brain off work and usually only achieve that by getting engrossed in a show or painting. i like cooking, not so much baking. my hobbies are reading, going for walks (how very german of me), playing with my cat. i can be very funny, but i am more introverted and a very good listener. my love language is acts of service.
my cod favourites are price, ghost and könig, but at the moment i'm leaning more towards könig.
thank you very much and lots of kisses 😍
and I AGREE::: (shorter and sweet ones now SORRYYt_t Cue some HCs/drabbley things:)
@/fairypurgatory on pin & @/jolvelyn on twt [art]
W: Intimidating newer man in your house O God, dark if you think about it (sprinkle sprinkle glitter sparkles on the war criminal), abrupt end
◈ Okay. Neighbour. Neighbour König. (AARRURURURURURU GET MARRIED GET MARRIED GET- GET--)
◈ After many sweet-talkings outside your respective doors, y'all had a date due at your place. If you cooked for him- omigod. Social expectations be damned, the clear thought and skill behind it… When he looked back up at you, eyes boring into yours, you were half worried you'd bought a serial killer home? (Which I mean, technically yes, don't ask too much about his job history-) But no, his ridiculously intense, maliciously-coded gaze was that one of determined enrapturement.
◈ It was an amusing juxtaposition to see him meet your cat. Tough guy, tryna be smooth, leaning on the side of the doorframe.. Before his intense focus was interrupted by something fluffy and he hit his head and almost cried. He's not the best with animals, but after enough visits they become casually inseparable, and a key part of the cuddle pile. If your cat wasn't spoiled already they were now. Hey, the pair of you aren't half bad at taking care of something.
◈ Doubly fell in love with you when he saw you popping off at work. He got called in for something important you left at home, god forbid, but of course he had your back, emergency key and all. He knows all too well the importance of things needing to go to plan. But forgive him if he just stared in awe like a motherfucker seeing you go off on someone.
◈ Oh, don't you worry. When your teeth are clenching looking down at your practice's phone number for that long overdue appointment- it's right there, just a click away,- König will snatch it from you. Mixed feelings, perhaps his confidence a little infantilizing, but… it's like a vice is undoubtedly unclamped as he waddles away with the dreaded compressed waiting room music (as if it was a totally normal thing to do). He'd confirm any details prior bending over behind you, rubbing your shoulder and cooing in your ear about it. Because of course you can do it, darling, but he's always there~…
◈ Takes great smug pride in a)taking care of you, if that's something you want- and b)being with you. Uh, yeah, the badass work-focused bigshot is his? And putty in his arms? That's right.
So proud of showing you off to others at any possible convenience. 'Tries' to be subtle about it. Keyword 'tries'.
◈ He needs a break too. Proudly, toxic-masculinely denies any interest at first, but would ultimately happily waste away binging something with you. Colours and shapes reflecting off the TV onto his narrow, goofy lil' glasses, eyebrows slightly furrowed in focus as he guillibly complains about some ragebait. Uses you as a human weighted blanket laid on him, supporting your back with his chest.
◈ König's a prevalent yapper during whatever you do together. He plans as much as you'll allow, whisking you off for dinners, lunches- all expenses paid (or halfsies). Or elaborate hiking trails he insists you join him on, though sometimes he likes to choose the ones with tricky bits as an excuse to help or carry you.
#König x reader#König#konig x reader#konig#cod x reader#cod matchup#64sshit#uhhhh be prepared if you look up the art xdddd I DIDNT REALISE
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As someone who like, actually knows shit about internet security, I just feel the need to comment on the whole "omg dream's asking people for their birthday to send them a card!!!" thing.
The amount of information that you provide to a website just to get an order shipped to you (ie address, name, and payment info depending on how you pay) is more than enough info for anyone with ill intentions. The birthday is ultimately irrelevant given the other information you willingly provided to use this service. That is how online shopping works.
you can just. lie. you can literally pick any date you want and say that's your birthday. They aren't asking for ID or anything. If you're bothered by providing that info out of everything, literally just lie and give a fake birthday. nobody will stop you, I promise.
Anyways, please stop freaking out about an extremely normal thing, and redirect that energy to like. Facebook's horrible data practices. Lobbying senators/local government to improve digital privacy. Maybe go check out what the EFF is working on and see if you can help out, it's their 32nd birthday! Go do literally anything productive to help bolster online privacy to celebrate!
#sif speaks#dreamwastaken#dream mcyt#mcyt#internet safety#internet security#internet privacy#late on this since I was out on a trip#but like#oh my god this is not only totally normal#but like we have so many larger fights#magic how some people start caring about internet privacy only for this one specific thing and then never again
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Hwei, assisting Jhin with a kill says "Jhin, that was beautiful."
Like excuse me?? I'm not supposed to immediately go feral because "This is all I ever wanted for you, Will. For both of us."
"It's beautiful."
I'm screaming, crying, throwing up. Motherfuckers "It's beautiful"ed us. Now all I need is a "Did you think you could change me the way I changed you?"
"I already did."
#hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannigram#league of legends#hwei#hwei league of legends#khada jhin#jhinhwei#jhin league of legends#i am literally obssesed with this sopping wet blanket of an artistic twink oh my god#i was off league for a while but damn if Hwei didnt suck me right back in#its the toxic obsession the murder the art the only he can understand me the empath vs the aesthete the light vs the dark ahhhhh#im totally normal about them i swear#both hannigram and jhinhwei#^a lie#THAT HE CHANGES HIS LINES IF JHIN IS IN GAME TOO IM ACTUAL GOING INSANE
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Don’t get me wrong I love Ryan Gosling’s Ken more than I love anyone else rn. I owe that character my life. I genuinely would not have lived through the last 6 months if I didn’t have that movie breathing life back into me when I was at my lowest point, he’s my number one go-to character when my flashbacks are happening and when I need support. I would genuinely have died without this guy and his dozen characters to keep me going and helping me feel safe self shipping again
But how the fuck did Ryan get nominated for an Oscar for being a supporter to Barbie while Margot Robbie whomst IS Barbie, she is EVERYTHING… did not…???? 😭😭 How did Greta Gerwig not get nominated for best director when she made history being the first and only female director to break the biggest opening at the box office????? What the fresh fuck is this
Ryan said himself it’s Barbie AND Ken… there is no Just Ken………………
The Barbie movie would not have happened if Margot didn’t get the rights to Barbie and trust Greta 100%. Nobody believed in this movie more than Margot did, because she believed in Greta, she knew it would be a powerful film. It would not have been half the story that it is if Greta didn’t direct this movie. Greta and Margot are the reason this movie 1) exists in the first place and 2) the reason the movie is as incredible as it is. Not to mention Margot had to convince Mattel that they needed to get comfortable with the idea of being uncomfortable. They were allowed to get away with SO MUCH because Margot is an artist at putting her 110% into everything she does and that includes getting Mattel to allow any of this to exist in the first place when they are so careful with Barbie.
Margot and Greta are literally everything. Ryan is JUST. KEN. THAT HAS BEEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT
#I’m torn dude I’m so happy for Ryan but I’m like. devastated I feel like this was the whole point of the movie#BEHIND EVERY GREAT BARBIE THERE IS A KEN AND HES TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT.#KEN BEING BY HIMSELF ISNT WHAT HES USED TO!!!!!!#KEN NEEDS HIS BARBIE!!!!!! DO NOT SEPARATE THEM?????#i was hoping he’d sing at the Oscar’s but I don’t know if he’d be willing to do that now.#idk if he’d be comfortable bc he’s already only doing all of this for Greta and Margot#and what is the point if Margot isn’t recognized as Barbie… in her own Barbie Movie™️#and if Greta isn’t recognized for all of her hard work and how this movie would not have been possible or GOOD without HER!!!!!#I AM THE BIGGEST KEN FAN AND SUPPORTER AND LOVER. BUT. I AM UPSET#HIS WHOLE CHARACTER IS HIM BEING JUST SOME GUY 😭#AND THE WOMEN DID NOT GET RECOGNIZED AT ALL????#well america got nominated. I’m happy for her. but oh my god#greta is the one who wrote her big speech!!!!! where is greta!!!!!!#barbie itself got nominated BUT NOT THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS MOVIE?????#I’m sleep deprived I’m not wording myself as well as I normally would but god.#AUGH#woof
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do you ever think about the fact that throughout the entirety of stranger things we’ve always seen mike practically shout his love for will from the rooftops by throwing his everything into believing, protecting, and helping will no matter the stakes, and how a majority of byler moments are initiated by him, and how will has always loved him back quietly despite being the one canonically confirmed to be in love, and how will is almost always on the viewer’s right in iconic byler moments but in season four we find him on the left in what used to be mike’s spot because their “roles” have switched AND when we’re taken out of the viewer’s pov and put in jonathan’s pov we see jonathan Come To A Realization here because while mike has always made it clear how special will is to him and how different their relationship is, will has always managed to keep the true depth of his feelings a little closer to his chest and it’s only when he publicly takes up that support role that mike has played for him previously that the audience is purposely made to realize, too, how romantic it truly is, because coming from mike everyone might have thought it was his usual overzealous theatrics but when the same tenderness and earnest love comes from will they realize oh. this is... this is actually something more. this is how they are this is mike and will like nothing has changed and no time has passed but it’s now that we realize just what it is, and now that will is starting to slowly but surely come out from this curtain he’s hid behind his whole life and voice that yes he loves mike of course he does he’s always loved him and loves him in precisely the way that mike expresses he needs to be loved there is simply NO conceivable way that they can come out of this hellish slow burn miscommunication trope not in full acknowledgement and eager acceptance of this love they have for each other and have always had and always will !!!!!!!!
#byler#like. do i make sense. am i making sense.#tagging my posts is so scary now tht there's 92380923028020 of us bt. i can be brave ig .. [trembling in my boots] [sweating shaking crying]#s1-2 was mike loving will more than anyone and not being afraid to show it and s3 was him thinking he had to grow up n out of tht love#bc clearly it's just a kid thing and they'll get over it if they just get girlfriends#and it ended with him having his italicized 'oh.' moment as the byers drove away#and s4 was mike thinking he had lost will for good that time only for will to show him that he's wrong he never lost him and he won't#s4 was about will showing mike that he's always loved him back s4 was abt will showing mike what it means to be in love with someone#s4 was abt will showing him tht he's just as lost without him as mike is without him and tht he doesn't need to be normal or cool#he's absolutely perfect just the way he is and he's loved and needed for who he is not all that he can or can't do#s4 was mike stumbling and will catching him and carrying him the same way that mike carried him in s2#and s5 will be about them supporting each other and living their complete and total truths now that they see there's no reason to hide#and then in s5 we will finally find our way out of this god awful miscommunication trope</3#they're a team they're best friends mike needs will and mike is will's heart mike makes will feel better for being different and will shows#mike that he doesn't need to conform and be 'normal' to be worthy of love that he has no obligations to others that everything he is is what#encourages those around him to fight the good fight#and that support and love and the way that they'll come to see each other wholly and truly is what will defeat all evil <3#it's all coming full circle is wht im saying !!!!!#mine#also when i say audience and we i mean the general audience bc i kno my brothers in byler Understand n Watch The Show With Their Eyes#<3#also no i will not structure my posts in a way tht makes sense u will read my uninterrupted stream of consciousness and WEEP
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listen. listen to me............ i'm not normal i'm not
ft. whiteboard drawings from a character building exercise during rehearsal
#🤖#horatio#hamlet#horatio hamlet#shakespeare#I'M PLAYING HIM but in the complete works of william shakespeare so the funny comedy one#so it's funny and silly but i'm still like. inconsolable over him#it was only a matter of time b4 i became a hamlet girlie but holy shit oh my god oh god i'm not normal#i am more an antique roman than a dane...#FUCK!!!!!#my hamlet and i are in agreement that they're totally gay for each other#i think i'm gonna frow up#🤖.png#lets be fr i never post any art/doodles on my main but silly things maybe so i'll tag it
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certain beloved members of vm and m9 are similar levels of morally ambiguous and unable to decisively deal with their personal shit that imogen temult is but only one them is constantly shit on for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#cr spoilers#vaguely? I don't even wanna tag that bc this is a little controversial in tone#'but imogen's shit doesn't make sense bc she has a support system and still refuses to deal'#liam obrien had an evil caleb playlist READY TO GO like????#taliesan has talked On END about how percy is a piece of shit#(affectionate)#god forbid the woman who had her entire life repeatedly wrecked from before the first episode and every five or so episodes after#be just like. a little fucking frayed. a bit on edge#also she repeatedly REPEATEDLY asked to just be told she was wrong all episode. she was BEGGING for clarity#not because she thought they were right. but because it's so hard for her to say that her mother is wrong#when she so badly wants to be able to save her and love her#she just wishes her mother wasn't involved how she is???#oh I'm sorry I forgot she's supposed to just. get over that. in a totally believable and human way#this is the closest I'm gonna get to Discourse bc it's not worth it but keeping these thoughts in my brain is abt to make me explode so#also!! this is not me shitting on percy or caleb!! they are also The Skrunkly of their respective campaigns for me!!#and I don't think either is a bad person!!!#I do think they were given more incentive to heal in less episodes than imogen has been given all campaign tho lol#also yes I know that people exist who Do shit on these two for exactly this#even with that it is not nearly what I have seen go imogen's way#also the universal queer sentiment of 'she tried to show me a world that was peaceful if only I went back to being normal'#I just don't get it 😭
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sad to think about how daigo was probably grieving mines death alone
In my silly dreamland i like to think at least katase also showed up to pay her respects ….
#snap chats#she seemed genuinely worried about him before he left for okinawa#at the very least she might show up just to show respects since she was the last other person to speak with him#i doubt they were super close but idk ….#its not that i couldnt bear the depressing notion that daigo was the only one to ever care about mine#i dont doubt thats true but still …#maybe i just want daigo to be able to talk to someone about mine who even Somewhat knew him#idk im dipping into my google docs now#oh my god wait speaking of mourning things my laptop’s screen is busted :))))))))#it got knocked off my desk and the screens not TOTALLY black#sometimes it tricks me into thinking its back to normal but it’s unusable rn so i have to get it fixed this weekend and i am not happy#but its ok it cant be helped. //screams//
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recovering from growing up adventist is like 50% unlearning the belief that the world is ending 15% trying to accept feeling normal human attraction to other people 15% acting normal on saturdays and 20% convincing yourself that you won't forfeit your eternal soul and make god hate you by eating pork or shrimp
#i don't really like pork + don't care for the state of animal welfare on pig farms generally so i only eat it if its being given to me#but i cant pretend like i dont still have a dumb hangup about it. like oh my god we are not going to get brain worms and die please shut up#and i really hate the texture of shrimp but i'm working on my other seafood tolerance#would actually love to see a paper on the incidence of disordered eating among diet restricted adventists. for normal reasons#it's not even that they just eat 'kosher' (they don't they don't ever know what that actually means) but the whole 'health message' bs#is so like. i could have turned out way worse#and i'm not doing great! tbh#thinking about the time my mother threw a whole fit in a public restaurant because i got something that happened to have bacon bits#god anyway i am totally normal about being invited over for dinner involving pork#me#ex sda
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stressed and having absolutely zero drive within me to complete anything god how is this year already off to such a great start
#hahaha how am i supposed to have 17-25 pages of a technical report i havent even started done by next week#fucking beats me !!!#not to mention completing another team assignment + another cs assignment + work#im either selling my soul or sleeping a total of 5 hours this week#my motivation has plummeted to a depth so deep i haven't felt this bad in ages#even worse i have nothing to cling on like i normally do#and by that i mean even music... like how bad is it when music cant even do anything for me anymore#i need.. i need something to look forward to until april#im turning 20 this month and i cant even be excited because im stressed out of my MIND#me on a coop term thinking: oh wow this term will be so easy im only taking 1 course there's no way it'll be as stressful as a regular term#i was so so utterly wrong oh my god#personal
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I can't know for sure if I'm autistic because I could be faking it for other people, i say, as I exclusively present behaviors and symptoms in private and hide them to regulative detriment in public and also feel anxious and depressed and dissociative when I act "normal" for too long
#i just flapped my hands bc i got a good idea and i was like 'oh...oh god ok...'#filled with a lot of shame over what makes me feel good haha totally normal#not to say that's the only sign but it was a little jarring that i caught myself doing what I've intentionally repressed for basically#my whole life
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posting this cursed thought while im tired so i cant take it back later
#its not the funniest possible phrasing but#listen i was watching a cat video and the thoughy came fully formatted into my brain#my brain fully formulates insane tweets to the word in my head a lot#bearer of the curse (niche unfunny instatweet subconscious)#no im not tagging this#i think the fact that it actually works is the key part here like itd be extra funny#we should be applying weird cat habits to catboys more#WAIT I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING EVEN BETTER#whenever shopkeeper watanuki is stressed especially when its not visible on his face#itll look totally normal from the outside and then hell like#totally neutral smile faced just fucking thwap drinks off the table#unhealthy coping habit where he just baps stuff off tables and then cleans it up while complaining to himself#obviously hes like a polite boy at heart but i like the idea that when hes in the trenches he just acts a bit wacky#imagine the scene with the girl asking if she can fuck his man but instead of whatever he actually did he just silently baps her tea#i need to think of more weird cat habits to apply to him#he wakes up one morning and hes been sleeping in shrimp pose like an idiot#imagining a felt genshin hoyofair style scenario where zhongli style he just has ears and a tail with no explanation and nobody cares#the only person questioning it is him hes like why arent yall mad at me isnt this weird????#and then like 10 yrs later hes obsessed with like tail care regimens like tighnari or something#for a second i was like oh god this is cringe and then i remembered i dont care!#and also its canon compliant to exploit this specific character for funny catboy yaoi and dress him up like a bjd#like thats one of the key charm points of the character like hes prepackaged for these sort of fucking stupid shenanigans#hes like THE catboy everyone everyone else calls catboys dont even come close lol#watanuki is literally exploitable catboy girlsgogames dress up doll maker 5000 (with bonus depression)#when i get good enough at art to do some sort of MAD for cat food or envy cat walk or something its fucking over for everyone
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5 days before Writing Challenge Month i was like "i'm actually not going to plan anything out this time, 4 maximum creative liberty & relaxation" and now it is the day before Writing Challenge Month begins and im like. staring at the void where my plot outline should be and just Sweating
#WHY DID I DECIDE THIS i know why. it was 2 take the pressure off of my brain#but oh my god what was i THINKING. anyway#i'm doing....not fic-in-verse because technically the finchlore can and will be be surgically removed from the leverage canon with ease#but story-in-verse. headcanon in verse. canon-in-verse#chopping-potato-at-baba's-house-in-verse#scenes from a totally normal childhood in no particular order#for the benefit of my own heart and mind :3 and also bc i wanna talk abt rabbit my best guy rabbit my fave guy rabbit#but THERE'S NO GUIDELINE no plot no research. only vibes. several playlists. hope and dreams peace and love on planet earth etc#i may pass out#finchtalks
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i’ve only had scrivener 30 day free trial for around five minutes but i’m about to invent a religion
#listen i understand this is an overreaction but 1) that's the only kind of reaction i do and 2) i have never felt so reassured in my life#i'm kind of neurotic about uh. purchasing anything ever i have to do like hours of research to switch shampoo brands and scrivener is pricey#but i need a word processor and everyone says it's good so i looked at the website like ok convince me bitch#and it's like 'free trial :)'#so i get suspicious ofc like 'ok sure buddy and how hard is it to cancel when your free month is up'#'nah it's a one-click download that just stops working after 30 days you don't even have to give us an email'#'with like half the features right'#'no it's the real deal'#at this point i am rapidly running out of suspicions so i'm like yeah ok i'll get this#'oh god but when should i do this' i think#i am a normal person with normal concerns and if i don't choose the optimal month to try this shit i will die#i have run out the clock on one too many free trials bc i have a debilitating self-sabotage problem#but lo and fuckin behold in a power move the likes of which i have never seen it's a 30 TOTAL days free trial#as in not necessarily consecutive#i literally cannot time it out#currently going through the tutorial and literally every time i start to have a concern the next sentence answers my question plus another q#uestion that hadn't even occurred to me#i have never felt peace like this#i haven't even got to the part where i use the software yet and i'm about to buy this shit just for the mental health benefits#mumbling
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I absolutely hate that i didn’t exchange numbers with somebody from high school bc of my jealous pos ex bf.
Bc right now, this guy is STILL on my switch friend list (transferred from the 3ds one) and i have LITERALLY no way to contact him. I want to reconnect and play pokemon together... His name keeps popping up in the corner saying he’s playing scarlet too....
Now, i would have a way if gmail wasn’t like ‘yeah that was sent in 2016. there’s no way in hell I’m pulling that up’ even tho i remember his damn email and searched it specifically.
#taks speaks#this is a normal problem to have i think#but god. why did my ex have to be the one to be like 'uhhh no texting your male friends bc they all totally have a thing for you'#they didn't. for the record.#this guy did tho#it was obvious#super nerdy and tailed after me constantly bc i was the only one in class who would talk to him and let him ramble on about some game#like i'll listen to this guy talk about undertale for an hour over listening to those other kids talking shit about people#we were close until he went off to do his senior year at the local college#and after graduation. never saw him again.#shame tbh#i want to have my buddy back that i could just talk nerd shit to for hours at a time while everybody else was doing schoolwork#bc me and him sat at the lab tables in science to separate from others bc why not and finished way earlier than everybody#like dude. I FINALLY played undertale and deltarune. FIND YOUR WAY BACK HERE. COME ON#like. this is the one person that i was like 'i dont want to turn him down hes sweet' so i just didn't and let him go on with his life#but uh. i kinda want that sort of friend back now#if that whole thing comes up again then idk i'll figure out if and when#oh. it was also bc this boy didn't have a damn cell phone for some reason#was discord around in 2016. i dont think it was. but that would've been convenient
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