....is Travis playing his homicidal elf from that Christmas one shot? 🤣
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do you think that JK suddenly deleting all of his Instagram might be a death knell for bangtan? could this be the beginning of the end?
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...
I mean, if it does, he has some balls. Right before comeback. Charlie Puth collab and mv appearance, then he drops the mixtape and that's it baby. Jungkook's last appearance as a BTS member will be at the White House when he fist bumps Biden and then so long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good bye. I wish he could start his new solo career as Baby Star Candy, that is if BH didn't have that trade marked already 😫
Either way, Jungkook is probably reinventing himself. Probably a bit heartbroken because he just split with his long time boyfriend. I think Tae's Jeju trip affected a lot of people. I can just picture it: Jimin being there for his bestie JK and also inviting his neighbor G Dragon so they can get drunk and forget about it.
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Sandra: "What was that for and how is that out there?"
Jodie: *laughing hysterically*
Sandra: "I feel like we went to a shopping mall and just picked out a background."
Jodie: "It's for above our fireplace at home."
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I'm sure a million people have written probably-much-more-serious versions of this concept since like, Star Wars began, but my WORD I am entertained by the idea of an AU where Obi-Wan's the one who joins Sidious, and Anakin becomes the Desert Hermit. Like, sure Luke is his kid and everything but it's Too Dangerous for him to stay with Anakin, so Owen and Beru take Luke in in this version of the universe anyways. Or, better: maybe this is a Padme Lives AU and Padme, Anakin and the twins all end up stuck on Tatooine, Anakin's least-favorite place in the entire galaxy. 😄
I just...like, what if other than the whole Fell To the Dark Side thing, everything else about Obi-Wan and Anakin is exactly the same, personality-wise? I mean OK, it's funny if Obi-Wan's just like Vader in that he becomes maniacally obsessed with finding and killing Anakin. But it's far funnier to me if even Sith Obi-Wan doesn't quite have Anakin's possessive hangups to begin with, so those qualities don't get amplified when he's a Sith like Vader's did. But Anakin still has those traits, so he's like, actually very offended that Darth Kenobi hasn't dedicated his whole life to tracking Anakin down and killing him.
Bail calls Padme for a routine Top Secret Holocall, and Anakin's just butting in constantly like "So...has Darth Kenobi been mentioning me? Bringing me up for no reason all the time? Looking for me? Hiring bounty hunters to track me down? Did he mention any flashbacks or Force visions or nightmares about me?" Bail replies that "uh, no, he seems far more focused on helping the Emperor find and destroy Rebel cells? And he wants to destroy any remaining Jedi but he hasn't, like, specifically called you out or anything. Why?" and Anakin is just. Incensed. He totally spirals. If HE had gone Darksider you bet your ASS he'd be obsessed with finding Obi-Wan! What the fuck?? Is Anakin NOT the most important person in Obi-Wan's life, even now??? Was he never important to him at all??????????
This is just KILLING me. Anakin's gonna show up on the Death Star with Han Solo and the kids years later, and just sourly be like "well well well, if it isn't Mr. Too Busy With His Precious Empire To Spend His Every Waking Moment Thinking About Murdering Me. I WOULD NEVER HAVE TREATED YOU LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW."
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Everyone on this site is like “well MY gay awakening was seeing pretty white muscleboy #274926a on TV take his shirt off that one time in 2001” while mine was when a really young me, I’m talking “shouldn’t be left unattended” young me, was discovered wandering alone around a crowded festival (I think it was called green day or smthn) by a group of HUGE leather clad scary looking biker type men, who then decided that they wanted to make sure this random child was safe but also enjoyed the festival, so they took turns putting me on their shoulders so I could see the stage over everyone’s head, and kept me fed, watered and calm/entertained while watching the music while the other ones in their group walked around asking people if they were missing a kid and showing a pic they took of me on their lil flip phone things to every woman that looked like my description of my mother, smthn about being effortlessly picked up by a bear of a man every few minutes and passed around like I weighed NOTHING awakened something in me and fully shaped my taste for men lmaooo just in the car on the way home thinking to myself “I really liked them, I REALLY liked them, I REALLY LIKED THEM” like yea kid I’m sure you did 🤣
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