#oh shit it’s excellent

[hollyhumbrstone]

taylor swift lyric you relate to the least in the tags

#i’ll go first: i have an excellent father #ashley talks shit #oh honourable mention to have 10 kids and teach em how to dream

[butchclown]

> hav a siblings. cuz they're cool.

> ID below and in alt text -

[Image Description: Two traditional, bust sketches of Jonny D'ville and Nastya Rasputina from The Mechanisms.

Image 1: Nastya has light skin, with short stubble on her jaw and chin. Her hair is tied back into a loose ponytail and she has a low undercut that starts just above her ear. A few strands lie on the forhead and around her temple. She is wearing a button up shirt, rectangular glasses, a black choker and two necklaces, one of which has a cat pendant. She is at a 3/4 angle to the right and looking at the viewer curiously, with one eyebrow raised.

Image 2: Jonny has light skin with black veins coming from his eyes, a mustache and short goatee. He has a sort of mullet, pushed back by his goggles. His ears are pointy. He's wearing a button up shirt and collard vest, which are drawn without much detail. He is looking off to the side, downwards to something below him, and grinning with furrowed brows. Text beside his head reads "He's having fun [heart]" in all capitals.

Corner of Image 2: A small doodle of Jonny and Nastya. Jonny is about half a head shorted than Nastya and is wrapping his right arm around her shoulders, pulling her down. He looks very smug with his eyes closed and smiling, and a hand on his hip. Nastya looks angry and shocked, with her mouth agape and visible arm flailing. The sketch cuts off at both of their belts.

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#the mechanisms #u dont realise how insane i am abt them #like. sibling relationships? beautiful. excellent. funny as shit. #immortal space pirate siblings??? oh my god. #jonny d'ville #nastya rasputina #doods art #sketchbook #id included #image described #id in alt text #id in caption

[snackugaki]

do you survive an apocalypse because you’re shaped like a dorito chip?

or does surviving an apocalypse shape you into a dorito chip?

something to ponder

#aiming for the life force of other elder millenials #...the Disney+ kids can come catch these strays too ig idk #i am forevery laughing #that these svelte li'l shits #just HULKED OUT during end times #where thefuck did they get the protein? #where is this coming from? #w i d e #b r o a d #iiiiiiiitty bitty litty waist #*fighting to not make comparisons* #happy being smart mouthed members of their group #secretly excellent tacticians #oh my god I want them to play battleship against one another #yo IDW hit me up for that TMNT x Gargoyle comic #im right here #*makes a mad dash to fix and update comic portfolio* #i will cry #i need donnie and lex to have a hacker battle #trouble brewing in the five burroughs #pleeeeeease #i'm ready #im willing #coming out of my fallow period is everyone's problem now

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

four to doomsday is a funny serial because it’s objectively kinda dull but it’s so SO good at showing us what makes fivey and his friends tick

#doctor who #especially because 5 is out of comission for a lot of Castrovalva #or at least he hasn’t quite settled into his rhythm yet #and 4todoom is an excellent example of how a ‘second ep’ is a vital part of a new doctors initiation #just plonk the doctor and Co down somewhere and see how they react! #we see his designated driver ‘oh shit where’s heathrow’ role #but also his energy and even a bit of mischief #making faces at the security bots and that little smile when he blocks the camera with his hat #and his tetchiness too - ‘ah! you’re spoiling my concentration >:( #I also love that scene where they’re watching the dancing and Tegan is like ‘what are we doing the vibes are off’ #but five explains that he needs time to think so just look like you’re enjoying yourself #before cheerfully waving at their hosts #it’s a nice microcosm of how his outward ‘politeness’ is very much a facade #also we get some good scenes to show how team 5 works #nyssa and adric being impressed with the logic vs the doctor and Tegan’s knowledge of earth (and dry humour) #‘how’s your ancient history Tegan?’ ‘like I feel - awful -_-‘ ‘not to worry mines pretty good!’ #iTS SO GOOD #I will defend this serial I have so many thoughts #fifth doctor #5th doctor #season 19 #Tegan #adric #nyssa #classic who

[pinacoladamatata]

some kind of serious poetic justice in all the dude bros who wouldn't shut up about "i always stake astarion" overlapping with the people that were all "omg durge!!" meanwhile astarion's like literally the only companion willing to put up with it and now there's post on reddit like "astarion's really grown on me i had no idea he had a backstory"

#and fucking excels at it actually? #like you can tell he's done this before. oh shit he's had to tie someone powerful up bc they're in a fit of rage #eldest vampire sibling energy is real #he is. surprisingly gentle w durge i'm gonna eat gravel #*that one vine abt venom* IT'S ABOUT SEEING YOURSELF THROUGH THEIR EYES IMAGINE KNOWING AND SEEING AND- #bg3 spoilers

[stevespookington]

princess bride au featuring platonic fake dating childhood friends steve and nancy who are trying to make sure the prince doesnt try and marry either of them

their farm is in dire straits tho SO nancy sets off to find her fortune and bring it home BUT

instead runs into dread pirate robin and her crew including eddie

the prince hears of nancys supposed death and comes to get steve to marry him

at which point robin and nancy send eddie, dustin, and gareth to fake kidnap steve to get him out of that whole marriage thing but nobody thinks to tell steve this

featuring jonathan and argyle as miracle workers

add in some fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...

and did i mention dread pirate robin sailing the high seas cause really thats one of the most important parts here

#stranger things #steddie #ronance #fruity four #random au ideas tahat ill probably never do anything with sparked by an offhand comment in discord part ??? #not sure really who the prince would be #but my best idea was something involving jason and henry somehow and six fingered man #but decided i can just ignore that for now for the sake of thinking about DREAD PIRATE ROBIN SAILING THE HIGH SEAS #which is the important part here #inspired by jay in server watching princess bride and commenting on how excellent the movie is and me going oh shit wait a min

[asticassia]

heres my pokemon scarlet/violet main cast shipping opinion chart. can you tell that i hc nemona and penny as lesbians

#love when i get autistic about something because im like oh shit. i need to make CHARTS AND GRAPHS. i need to bust out the EXCEL DOCUMENT #wrentxt

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Out of all the things that threw me through a loop in the mario movie, the bros taking their gloves off was the most oddly jarring. I said out loud “they have flesh hAnds!-”

#y'know among other things #beating an absolute decomposed horse here but. Chris Pratt's voice acting was somehow. worse. than I was expecting. #the um. the random real songs? Mr. Blue Sky and Thunderstruck? that was weird #the other music was WONDERFUL #I know Mario has been canonically like 25 for a while but it's still weird seeing him with his young parents and being fussy about food #and playing video games in his lil teenager bedroom #speaking of- the Mario-hates-mushrooms thing? what? #and his personality in general was just fucking weird but it would have been less jarring without the. lazy shit voice. sorry. dead horse ik #thought there'd be more luigi tbh #kamek and bowser absolutely stole the show they were fucking great #peach was generic... I didn't dislike her but. myeh. another Illumination quirky girlboss go off I guess #Donkey kong was fun actually I rly liked him #his beef with Mario was entertaining #anyway ok enough about characters #the movie was a visual feast and the action scenes were. fucking excellent. so clever. #which. says. a. LOT. given how much I normally hate illumination movies visually #oh yeah toad. he was there. same way I feel about him in the games so #dude I kept my eyes PEELED for Funky Kong. he should've absolutely been the mechanic or SOMETHINg. so sad. #it's funny the longer the movie went on the more and more and more I realized. oh. this is an illumination movie alright #take that as you will #anyway I sound like I hated it I didn't I fucking loved every second of it #when you go into a movie with the mindset of ''I'm going to tear this to shreds as light-heartedly as possible'' you have a great time #and you get pleasantly surprised along the way! #like I said! visual feast! clever fights! some fun characters! music! background gags and easter eggs! #bowser!

[smidgen-of-hotboy]

carrying around my little blue notebook, whipping it out to scribble incomprehensible notes in it in my chicken scratch cursive- treating small aspects of my life like kim would helps keep my shit together

#this also extends to my car #like. oh- it looks like shit externally? its collecting trash internally? no no no- #clean it up. take care of the things you love. #take excellent care of things you love #write down all these little notes to get on with your day. make a checklist and smile when you complete a task. #disco elysium #drugs drunks death disco

[andthebeanstalk]

What up I'm married to a tall person who is basically Milo Thatch but agender, and uhhh, basically, yeah, everyone should be jealous and I LOVE MY CUTE TWINK NERD WIFE!!!!! 😤😤🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤👌👌

#original #i love my wife #had a big crush on that character growing up #you know who else is really into her? EVERY OTHER CHUBBY TRANS GUY IN CHICAGO apparently we just see her and are like OH HELL YEAH #do you know why this is? it is because we have excellent taste that is why. #and also we want non threatening masc people to be into us and respect our gender! that's me anyway #and this is excellent news for her anyway bc we're in an open relationship & she thinks guys like me (her HUSBAND 🥰😁) are incredibly hot #this is also bc she has excellent taste. #but it is a running joke that she keeps getting nice OKC matches that look a lot like me 😂 #anyway this post is a thing that would have made young me BOIL with envy if someone else said it but in fact it is ME #and young me grew into me and is in here like AAWWWWWWW YYYEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH 🤘🤘🤘🤘🚀🚀🚀 #she doesn't just look like Milo she also moves and emotes and talks like him. and until recently her glasses would not stay on her face! #she got new ones. nerd. i adore her. #she is so kind to Jack (me) and to my giant anxious pitbull child #she puts his blankie on him as he rests on her toes to make sure she doesn't go anywhere 😭😭❤ #she is my best friend and she never makes me feel stupid or fake or undeserving. she just likes me so much and she fkn acts like it! #and we have good boundaries and communication in a very autistic way [positive] and she is so smart and funnyyy #oh i am falling asleep now #probably has something to do with how thinking about my wife makes me feel safe and warm or some gay shit like that 🙄 ;) #edit: omg it just occurred to me that she is like 80% Mill and 20% Jessica Jones. just in terms of like. vibes. XD #she cares a lot about Jessica Jones. I will tell her my findings in the morrow #*80% Milo

[versacethotty]

panera bread grilled cheese soon to be down das hatch 🫢

#LUNCH BREAK OUID SMOKED TOO OH THIS IS SO EXCELLENT #shits abt to get uglier than dream up in here yall don’t ian kno….. #just a thot

[starlyht]

fox’s approach to collecting tattoos is that they’re practical ways to have enchantments carved onto his body. sol’s approach to collecting tattoos and piercings is that they look hot. lmao.

#fox : oh excellent this will make me resistant to being cursed ! since all i do is handle cursed shit ! #sol adding a piercing above his eye meanwhile : lmao okay . i’ll give them something to stare at . #practical thief vs vain ranger . #you would expect the opposite ! but here we are !

[echthr0s]

my toxic trait is that whenever people start talkin about how such-and-such is an allegory for some real-life social ill or whatever I can physically feel myself losing interest

#partly why i find fandom boring a lot of the time. everyone's just arguing about the most boring shit #''anders was wrong and if you like anders you're bad'' oh my god shut up. anyway what if anders was a furry. can you be a furry in thedas #anyway this was actually prompted by a post about a/b/o which is generally an interesting trope to me #but then the thread got into how a/b/o plays with real-life social dynamics and i could feel the ''oh. never mind'' in my bones #that's boring to me. like i don't think it SHOULDN'T EXIST so don't get any ideas here. i just don't PERSONALLY find it engaging #and if people start applying earth-based social implications to any of the shit i do here i would be. a bit peeved #i need to make more ''my toxic trait is'' posts bc i think i do have some excellent ones tbh #singularity.txt

[specialagentartemis]

however I have determined that I have accidentally and independently hc’ed all three of the Exit Strategy Trio aro-spectrum and it’s very funny to me but it’s also true

Ratthi’s orientation is aromantic pansexual

Gurathin’s orientation is aromantic asexual

Pin-Lee’s orientation is [that gesture where you tilt your hand back and forth while making an “ehhhh??” face]. Gray. Just gray. Having a partner could be nice she guesses but isn’t really worth the effort of dating to seek one out. With a side of the immortal words of Whoopi Goldberg, I Don’t Want Somebody In My House

#Exit Strategy is about how if you want to get shit done you gotta send a squad of competent aros #This is definitely the theme #Also watch the next book introduce Pin-Lee’s or Gurathin’s spouse who lives back on Preservation. they’ve been happily married for 10 years #Murderbot just hasn’t mentioned it because it’s not relevant and it doesn’t care #And it would be in character. Murderbot is like the reverse Spock that way #That said my money is on Bharadwaj for eventually being revealed to have (a) spouse(s) back home on Preservation the Whole Time #It just feels true. Feels like this will happen #I debated for 15 solid minutes whether I should tag this and subject people to my nonsense #On the one hand. My takes are good and excellent. On the other hand. This is goofy and a little bit too Putting Myself Out There #Oh well there’s plenty of actually good stuff in the tag to look at lmao. Sorry #The Murderbot Diaries #look I like to have an organized blog with organized tags

[yoursonlucifer]

I lied when I said I might be done fixating on naddpod & d20. I was wrong.

#holy shit oh My god #when aabria made the joke about confessing to murph that shes in love with emily that changed my life actually #i was gonna say couldnt tell you why but its cause im gay #gay gay homosexual gay #anyway #dungeon court was excellent #naddpod #dungeon court

[superawesomelurkaccount]

so. explode music video huh

#tw blood #she’s SO FINE #i want to be her friend #mother mother #molly guldemond #art #this music video isn’t even out yet 🙏🙏 #i feel a little weird about them using ai in the video but i know that they’re the type of band that wouldn’t support ai art #maybe it’s like the inside nft thing where they had literally absolutely no idea that nfts were bad and then they were like “oh shit fr???” #other than that they look fuckinfg awesome and explode! sounds EXCELLENT #gc is banger after banger after banger after banger i’m genuinely shocked that this album has like no sad songs #at least that’s what ryan wants us to think (he gives me trust issues) (all 8 of the unreleased songs are depressing he’s gaslighting us) /