#oh shit you like junji ito huh

[cupidthewriter]

thoughts while reading the 4kota manga for the first time except i already read 9 chapters so we're starting at chapter 10 (SpOilers. duh.)

wow a fox named sin i really really wonder who that could be 🤔🤔🤔 idk guys seems tough

emerel would love Nasiens

is donny ACTUALLY cute or is he just the most adult looking person here

yeah its definetly just that

i love how optimistic percival is honestly

oh hell no theres a face in that mountain what is this Junji Ito

I WAS JOKING WHY IS IT GETTING WORSE

cant have people complain about you not knowing anatomy if its so out there that you just gotta believe its part of the monster, huh nakaba?

you go Nun sister (where did she get that outfit tho)

you go percival (i already know ur a bit OP but still )

ONTO CHAPTER 11 woo wooooo

ok i know the reader isnt supposed to know its lance but I DO so right now im just thinking like HEY LANCE??? lance you know who else has a bow and arrow and really good aim?? could use your help buddy! because neither donny or percival have any use with one of those!

oh hi Talisker nice to meet you

nvm its not that nice to meet you

those knives look so sick little dude im sure you wont get annihilated

oh dear, hailstorm

awh shit hes evolving like a pokemon. i can only make one pokemon joke and I'm saving it for Sin.

chapter 12...??

DONNY HAS RED HAIR???

oh my gods this fucgking kid... give him ONE weakness please?? just one

At least make it so he has to learn for his abilities to be useful! maybe make him even a little destructive! he's LEARNING... so why can't we see that??

looking at Sin is so funny because his expression is always -_-

this guy is RAAACIST... as in, fairy and giant race

dd he just .. die???

I probably won't be posting thoughts for EVERY chapter... but it is fun, so i'll do as many as I can. especially since people seemed to like it when i posted my thoughts about GoE pt. 2 .

#4kota #4kota percival #sin the fox #4kota lancelot #lance nnt #nasiens #junji ito #but as a joke #nakaba suzuki #thoughts about manga #thoughts #nnt #seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #7ds #nnt manga #four knights of the apocalypse #sds

[bye-bye-firefly]

I’ve heard of Colleen Hoover books. I like listening to book reviews on youtube while doing other stuff (I’ll listen to reviews for books I haven’t read along with books I have read, sometimes I’ll find something that sounds good enough that I’d want to read it and then I’ll add it to my list. Though, most of the time the reviews are just entertaining) and I’ve heard reviews for Colleen Hoover books soooooo often. They’ve all sounded like such fever dreams. Like very huh?????? Vibes. Haven’t actually read any of them though.

Books are indeed very expensive. I’m very happy things like libraries and second hand bookstores exist. They are a wonderful magic. I would like to bake them all a cake and give them a cup of hot cocoa

I haven’t heard of Jungi Ito before or Meg Mason or Mark Danielewski. I shall google them after I’m done writing this! I have heard of Steven King, which probably isn’t surprising considering how popular some of his stuff is. In like 4th or 5th grade it was like I could not walk into a room at school without seeing It on someone’s desk. That book was everywhere.

Do you have a favorite genre to look for stuff in or a favorite method of finding books? Also, thoughts on flowery writing?

NEVER HEARD OF JUNJI ITO........You will learn

my favourite genre of all time ever since i was like really little has been horror. like when i was little i would read goosebumps and then when my dad heard that i could actually read well above my grade, she was like Oh fuck yes I am indoctrinating you so now i have read a lot of stephen king and i read stephen king books when she tells me to. there are things that i dont like about stephen king but for the most part? a lot of his books are worth reading. but yeah i always look in horror sometimes i pick up slice of life shit but only if its batshit okay like if i engage with ANYTHING slice of life it has to be the most batshit flavour and that means i am going to go for nichijous of the world OR drama. if its dramatic i always consider it. i dont like things to be boring or dragging on for too long it has to be a wild ride.

other than genres, finding books themselves...i mostly wander around bookstores or libraries and pick up whatever interests me OR i wait for someone online to talk about some obscure book and then i go Oh that sounds sick as fuck and then i go and read it and sometimes i like it sometimes i dont. i REFUSE to go to tiktok for books. i dont really use tiktok or like tiktok but those girlies are going fucking crazy over there for REAL!!! theyre the girlies who are making book tropes a thing that you can use in advertising and i hate it ive never seen so many new books lack a description in my whole fucking life THIS IS NOT A SUMMARY I DONT KNOW WHAT IM MEANT TO DERIVE FROM THIS LIST OF WORDS!!! like the whole point of tags on ao3 is yes to search but also to warn others of what is INSIDE the book and if you dont have a good summary or an interesting summary no one is going to read that fucking fic. like. look at nameless right. my summary is GREAT on there. THATS THE STORY. people who READ the fic know like THAT is the story. AND you get a taste of my writing. now, another fic i wrote, o green world. THAT'S NOTHING. THAT'S NOT A SUMMARY. i was OBSESSED with one to two-sentence summaries back when i was first starting out and it SHOWS you do not get SHIT from my summaries. no WONDER that hit count is so low god damn

and flowery writing..........i. i dont really like it that much. but most of the time it doesnt bother me until it gets to a point where im like this is a BREAKFAST TABLE. okay. i take flowery writing as a hint that i should be paying attention to everything the position of everything the colours i should be deriving some kind of meaning and i WILL take note of it because i am the kind of motherfucker that i will take notes on a book either in a journal or in the margins (BOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO im so sorry i only do it with books i own) but like a lot of the books ive read where theres flowery writing used for specific scenes or in bursts like theres no REASON for them to be flowery in that moment theyre just BEING FLOWERY and i suppose theyre trying to make it more impactful but if you want an impactful moment i personally always stick with making impactful moments feel kind of FAST. like we dont dwell on it too long we have to keep moving i dont want to prove that it is impactful by being like And with a caress like a flower petal on the wind, Kokichi placed his warm hand against Shuichi's cold skin, breaking the frost and turning ice to water, water to vapour WE DONT NEED ALL THAT so sometimes yes it does annoy me but its like . there are times for it. you know? and a lot of old books use flowery language because that is the time that is the style there is probably a purpose for it. dorian gray has a lot of flowery language in it and it serves a PURPOSE. dorian gray is just a giant gay horror book like there is NO heterosexual explanation for the things that are said in that book for the things that are done like. the flowery language plays a huge part in a lot of it because a lot of the time oscar wilde is using it to put emphasis on something in a scene or describing a POWERFUL emotion. there are places for it but i have read a lot of books (AND fics) where its just. unnecessary. use your tools properly forever

#fae's asks #and like i could talk all day about writing and my writing tips and what i do but like #this is already so long and that is not what you are asking about and to be so real i could just make my own post #and i could probably do like. a voice recording of me ranting. and i HAVE. i have

[edwardashley]

lmao professor opened up my artwork for critique and it was like that spongebob meme he literally was like “.........you like JUNJI ITO dont you TEPI”

#literally every single person looking at stuff i draw #oh shit you like junji ito huh #should i feel bad abt this or not lol #does all my art just come across as pastiche #im not doing it on purpose

[rvrindousvpet]

HII, I LOVE UR FANFICS AND BLOG SM(ITS SO PRETTY OGMGOGMG) YOU CAN LEAVE THIS HERE BUT HEAR ME OUT, bonten x tomie!reader (shes from the junji ito collection) where bonten is a bunch of down bad dogs for her and would do anything for her, the plot is up to you but if you're not comfy with writing it then its totally fine mwa!! <3

bonten with tomie!reader

characters : sano manjiro, akashi haruchiyo, hitto kakucho, kokonoi hajime, haitani ran, haitani rindou, akashi takeomi.

pairings : bonten x tomie! reader

warnings : swearings, graphic gore, death, mention of death, rape, attempted murder.

genre : fluff, angst?

note : hiiii hehe thankyou for you kind words anon! tbh I've never read junji ito, but i do know tomie. i actually can't handle horror shit- like idk i just can't handle it and it scares me like crazy, but just for this reqs, i prepared myself to read 2 volumes of tomie. hmm more than scared, i feel annoyed and bad for tomie cause she's surrounded by shitheads, so yeah I'm not really scared but more to angry. also I'm sorry if the reader doesn't really act like tomie, i tried my best to portray her and I'm sorry if did such a shitty job, well that's too much i hope you enjoy this! and I'm also sorry if y/n is too ooc, or not like tomie

- hmm let me be honest, we don't know why tf your presence is not affecting them, like if it others they would hate you like crazy or obsessed over. but not with bonten... it's like they're bunch of people who's immune to you and it felt so weird lmaooo

- how you met with bonten? well just another normal day for you.

- you're pinned down on the dark alleyway by man with his eyes glazed like crazy and uncontrollable man.

- "ahhh, I'm about to die again huh?"

- well that shithead start making his move, groping all over your body while threatening you

- just as you're about to accept your fate and let the disgusting man lick you

- suddenly a bang* sounded out, and the bullet hit that man shoulder

- suddenly he was thrown off you in seconds

- a man with black hair and big scar ran across his face was in front of you

- "miss, it's okay you can go and run away now, we'll take care of him"

- huh? why is he not affected???

- seeing you not responding that man decided to ehem carry into some car heading to idk where.

- "oh well hello there beautiful, what a pleasure to meet a beautiful woman like you, the name's ran, what's yours?"

- umm another man that's not affected??? what the actual fuck!

- fast forward

- basically uhm, they bought you to bonten hideout/place. and you're introduced to bonten executives, and now that you know them. ain't no way you're escaping from them.

- all of them r real down fucking bad for you. like sure at first they're memerised at how gorgeous you are, but after spending more time and observing you they've fallen for your behaviour and personalities.

- they love how confident, how you stand tall, how you have your own principal, how you never bow down to others, how you behave towards them and how indifferent you act to them

- basically bonten is a simp for your my queen.

- there's one time wherein you're on your way to supermarket to buy groceries, you bumper into man at the isolated walkway. the man become enchanted with you, he's obsessed with you and slowly that turned into hate filled with urges to get rid of you out from this world

- as the man corners you and about to kill you merciless, a baton was bashed into his head knocking him aside.

- looking up you saw the bonten trio, ran and rindou being infront of you and sanzu is on the side pushing his feet into the crazy man face

- "say how crazy you are to disturb bonten's property huh?" rin spited out feeling angered at how that shitty man almost hurt you

- "oioioi where the fuck you you're going bitch, you gonna sit here and take what i give you as your punishment for touching bonten girl" sanzu said while pointing his katana on the crazy neck that keeps on muttering how he needs to kill you.

- "ahhh, you're annoying me :)" ran said after bashing his baton into the man head once again to the point he's fainted.

- when all bonten executives ge to know what happened all of them were fumed in fear, mikey even instructed his man to put the crazy bitch into one of their torture room

- after a while of silence, kokonoi voiced out asking "say y/n why that man is so fixed on killing you as if he's posessed?"

- welp here we go telling them the truth.

- after explaining to them, how you attracting people attention that will either be obsession or hate and will develop to them hating more than anything wishing you to be gone from this world

- how if you're dead, you'll get regenerated from your own dead body, how you healed so fast and all of that stuff. and also you kinda? told them what shits you've experienced and been through.

- instead of them freaking out, throwing you away calling you monster. they actually felt sorry and hurt and angry for you, for all the things you've been through.

- takeomi said "y/n, even though you've been through that shit thousands times and be resurrected even if you're dead, it doesn't change the fact that it's hurting you. don't get used to giving your life away so easily please. You're worth more than anything"

- fuck. they just make you feel something.

- "y/n" mikey calls out to you "if there's any people that disturb you or want to kill you just inform any of us. we'll get rid of them for you. you can't be injured"

- "sweetheart, dyya remember those shit heads name lemme kill em and get rid of em for you kay?" sanzu let out while grinning maniacally

- "y/n, if anything remember that we're here for you. we love you for who you are and anything else didn't matter" kakucho said

- fuck. you've never feel so loved and complete. after all of this time, after those ressurected time, after countless of death, after countless of time being called monster left alone and hated. you've finally get to feel what is it like to be loved to feel happiness

- they managed to bring another side of you, the side that no one ever saw.

- they love you nonetheless, they also love your new side. how you would get all clingy and waiting for them. they love all of you.

- at the end of the day, they will never leave you. even after knowing the truth.

- for a few days you noticed that they've gotten a lil bit busy?

- uhmm lemme just say that bonten is doing their business over what they say, lemme quoted "now it's time for payback motherfuckers, you messed with our y/n you mess with bonten."

- they would do anything. anything for you.

- got a creep that obsessed with you? considered it done, that motherfucker will die in no time

- don't tolerate shit. like literally, if they ever caught someone talking shit bout you or take your picture. uh well yeah they'll be 6 foot under in no time.

- absolutely fucking wholesome, will you praise anytime, anywhere.

- watch them fight each other to over who should take care of you.

- refuses you to let you do anything on your own

- love taking care of you, will baby you at any chance they get

bonus : since you're not apart of bonten officially? you didn't really have a desk or office, but! mikey decided to do something for you, ehehehe he actually make a lil space for you inside his bigass office and all bonten executives will take any chance to get into mikey's office just to see you or talk with you ><

#tokyo revengers x reader #bonten headcanons #bonten mikey #bonten x reader #mikey x reader #tokyo rev x you #tokyo revengers #tokyorev x reader #tomie!y/n #bonten #sanzu x reader #takeomi x reader #kokonoi x reader #kakucho x reader #rindou x reader #ran x reader #sano manjiro #sanzu haruchiyo #kakucho hitto #kokonoi hajime #haitani rindou #haitani ran #akashi takeomi #bonten timeline #bonten sanzu #bonten executives #bonten takeomi #bonten kakucho #bonten ran

[sinnamonn]

Hold Me Like in the Paperback/ Listen to True Crime With Me

Desc.- Mahito wants to try something he read in a book, Gia reluctantly agrees.

Warnings- none just soft mahito and mentions of violence.

Girl help I’m having brainrot.

⋆⋅☆⋅⋆

He was staring again.

Gia even with their eyes closed and a crime podcast playing in their ears they could feel Mahito’s stare from across the room. That creepy, heterochromic stare that observed Gia like some science experiment.

It was annoying.

“What’s up?” Gia opened one eye and met his gaze. Mahito closed the book he had been reading, some romance paperback that belonged to their mother and had gotten mixed in with their books. Mahito had been working through their shelves, devouring everything from Grays Anatomy to Junji Ito to Chuck Palahniuk. This had to be good.

“I wanna try something!” He said excitedly.

“If it’s a sex thing forget it.”

“It’s not a sex thing...I think.”

“That’s not comforting.”

Mahito strode over to them, standing over the couch the redhead had been laying on.

“The book I was reading said laying on top of someone’s chest felt nice. I wanna see if it does.”

Huh. That was unexpected, last time he wanted to recreate something from a book he wanted Gia to dismember him like in Tomie to see if he could try and multiply himself.

They did, he could, and it was awful.

This though? This was pretty tame.

“Fine, but don’t try anything or I’ll flay you.”

Mahito smiled like a child who had just been told they were going to Disneyworld. Without hesitating he climbed up on top of them, shifting to get into a comfortable position; that ended up being with his head resting on their sternum and his arms on either side of them.

“So, live up to your expectation?” Gia asked, earning a hum from the curse. Welp, he didn’t seem like he was going to be moving anytime soon. They might as well get comfortable again too, putting the podcast back on and closing their eyes.

That peace was short-lived as Mahito began poking their face.

‘What now?”

“What are you listening to?” He asked, looking up at them.

“Crime podcast, here.” Without thinking, Gia took out one of their earbuds, brushing Mahito’s thick hair to the side and giving him the earbud. The curse leaned into their touch.

Oh shit they were getting soft.

Gia sighed, whatever, they were too tired to deal with emotions right now.

Still, they let their hand rest on top of Mahito’s head, and he wasn’t complaining. For now, this was fine.

It was actually...kind of nice. Not that they’d ever admit it. Ever.

#🍒giacore🍒 #🖤 romantic #🏩self insert🏩 #self insert #self ship #Mahito 💀🦷🪱 #self insert writing #jjk self insert #self ship writing

[ghosty-schnibibit]

WE’RE ALMOST AT THE END FOLKS!!! 

gonna try and get this out before one a.m tomorrow lol. just now looking at the timecode and realizing this is the longest ep since the one where ned died, i am immediately worried, here we go!

"the penultimate episode" holy shit

aubrey ilu my silly baby

"you would be the street" janelle ilu

she sounds just like angus i cry

vincent wtf my dude

“planets don't have hair!!!” does grass count as hair?

thank you duck lmao

arlo you are way too into this

sometimes i forget duck is in his late thirties, moments like that really throw it back into focus

i need art of thacker flossing right now

griffin your music

this is so creepy holy shit

wait what the fuck?????

BIRDS?

what is this junji ito shit

griffin is really amazing at writing really scary shit, i would pay to see the kind of horror movie he would direct tbh

damn, we're getting into late game magnus levels of damage here

THACKER WHAT THE FUCK

griffin my heart cannot take this

nice! go clint :D

GO DUCK! MY BOY!!! :DDD

s w o r d m a n

vincent my sweet scaredy boy, ilu so much

gotta love those good good finale rolls

idk what the story consequences of that are but i love what it does for duck's character, vis a vis him embracing his destiny

god this is so fucking creepy

YAY HEATHCLIFF!

so that post about heathcliff just like... living in hell while the quell was doing its thing wasn't too fuckin far off then huh

juno divine kiss me challenge

GOD DAMN THIS IS SO COOL

HOLLIS MY BABY :D

LEO NO D:

AWW MINERVA :'(

well this sounds super pretty :o

i love these little moments where it's just all in character bickering

loving getting all this backstory

SO THIS IS HOW HE WAS MAKING MAGIC ITEMS

she's so cute and i lover her

duck what the fuck are you even talking about my guy

hi magic, it's ya girl aubrey

oh damn this is weird as hell

she doesn't know what a cannon is

SHE WAS IN THE PENDANT

this is so beautiful, damn

FINALE ROOOOOLLS

THIS MUSIC IS KILLING ME GRIFFIN

duck holy shit i love you so much

"beacon, get him" i love this

DEAR SWORD JESUS

i'm getting some sick ass atlantis vibes here and i love it

jesus fuck thacker. mood, but wtf

aww janelle :')

oh damn that is very quick turnaround!!!

take your time griffin ilu

this is music some nintendo final boss territory and holy shit i love it

well that's not great :T

JESUS FUCK THIS IS TERRIFYING

welp, i'm absolutely horrifying

THAT’S NOT GREAT

wait what the fuck was that underneath it talking??? i swear i heard something that sounded like "help save"

oh boy aubrey i hope this succeeds

it misses her

is this how you’re gonna pull this out justin, is this turning into a dick turpin situation here

OH NO, OH NO, THIS IS SO VERY BAD

"oooh, that's a good point"

GO THACKER!!! :D

okay but how did he help her tho?

3 borat

OH NO THIS IS BAD, THIS IS SO BAD, HOLY SHIT

OH NOT THIS MUSIC AGAIN

AND THERE'S NED AND I’M LITERALLY CRYING

thacker what the fuck :|||

aww baby :'(

s p a c e  d r a c u l a

JESUS THESE ROLLS ARE INSANE

duck you absolute dipshit i love you

i love this so much oh my god

travis you are destroying me right now

HOLY FUCK AUBREY

this music is just so amazing

damn

so she's speaking for sylvain then, cool

jesus aubrey i love you

god damn this is killing me

aww thacker :’)

duck my sweet baby boy

jesus there's still like thirteen minutes left to this episode, how the hell is this going to end in a way that sets up another episode

oh my baby

STERN WTF

so all the exiled sylphs can go home now? nice!!!

i love these girls so much

aubrey i love you so much holy shit

i cannot wait to see all the danbry content that comes out of this

bless you duck my sweet boy

aww duck :')))

... fuck. fuck fuck FUCK, the abominations weren't from the quell, the weird plane with the monsters wasn't linked to the quell at all, FUUUCK

OH NO, OH THE MUSIC, OH NO

NOT THE SHIFTER MUSIC NO NO NO

YES BURN THAT LUCK RIGHT NOW

THIS IS HIS VISION FROM FLASHBACK IN THE WATER ARC

IS EVERYONE JUST DEAD NOW??? PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME THIS IS A VISION

... ARE THEY ALL GOING TO BE STUCK IN SYLVAIN NOW???

OH HOLY SHIT

"you guys ever try c4?" HOLY SHIT DUCK

JUSTIN THESE ARE THE BEST LINES, DAMN MY BOY

HIS NAME IS WAYNE

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A LOT, HOLY SHIT

#taz #the adventure zone #taz amnesty #taz spoilers #ghosty liveblogs taz #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[shewasanamericangirl]

screamin bout zi-o 36

i had fun doing this last week, so let’s make another screencap post! of course, i said that, and then it took several days to upload all the pictures because tumblr just stops fucking working sometimes. anyhoo! it’s yuko kitajima roast hour. image-heavy and spoiler-heavy, naturally.

so ginga blew everyone up and they ran away to a sewer it seems.

honestly that theory makes as much sense as anything else on this booty ass fuckin’ kamen rider show

i was just like...he isn’t

but then he was

swartz: she could step on me in those red pumps and i’d say Thank You

hora: i regret so much right now

uhr: *shonen anime character walking down the street pose*

then over quartzer plays and im starting to feel a little lost because i don’t get to hear about the episode according to woz’s book? hello??

yuko’s still out gettin her spa treatments and shit, god only knows how she got the money for all that, and somehow she never crosses paths with the cops or anyone who recognizes her from the news?? uh

honestly yeah?? a queen deserves to look GOOD. her theme music is eerily sexy, i need an mp3 of it right now

don’t get me wrong, im well aware that swartz is being a suck-up to try and get yuko to help with his plan to seize ginga’s power, but damn im kinda shipping swartz with yuko now too...i mean, he WAS looking at her while doing the sexy ice cream thing last week. what flavor ice cream would yuko be? black cherry chip maybe?

(headcanon: woz tries apple pie ice cream and declares it a crime against both apple pie and ice cream alike--but he still eats the whole coneful)

hora and uhr get ZA WARUDO’D down the stairs by swartz

we were all uhr right here

yeaaaaaah she just doesn’t want to fight ginga

tsukuyomi’s a mood. someone put a band-aid on geiz’s forehead pls

ok woz i get that if you’re looking for a despotic ruler to follow that yuko is likely a better bet than sougo, but you’re missing an important detail: if yuko actually had a shot at becoming queen of everything, she’d already have one of you in tow, and you would most likely hate each other.

...majou means “demon queen” in this case, not “witch”, right?

aaaaaand this...is the moment when yuko started making me very uncomfortable. the way she responds: “yes...i do remember. it’s you.”

and sougo’s face just lights up--my guy, she could so easily be lying. she didn’t say one thing about the band-aid or the playground or anything that’d indicate she’s actually sougo’s crush.

like...if not for the fact that sougo had such a crush on the seifuku girl, it wouldn’t be all that major a memory. it likely wasn’t for the girl in question--just a happy sunny day cheering up a lonely little boy. a beautiful memory, yes...but memories fade.

can someone please explain to me why woz’s characterization is all over the place in kiva arc? are you pro-yuko or anti-yuko, woz? i don’t understand what’s going through his pretty head at all honestly. he gets pretty taciturn in the scenes he’s not inhaling pie, but then at times he seems to think yuko’s cool aaaaaagh i don’t know

junichiro: meowing, just wanted an excuse to cook lots of food

sougo: “yay, uncle’s cooking!”

woz: [deadpan monotone] “yaaaaaaay uncle’s cooking...”

ive had enough of this evil bitch honestly but when she points it’s still Good Shit

ridiculous move name, but also an awesome move name

and turning to stone to heal up while the sun’s clouded over? very cool

denied

i noped so hard at this part. like...i really do feel protective of sougo. yuko doesn’t give a damn about him, she just doesn’t want him to get in her way.

nope. no. nuh uh. you two step away from each other right now.

YOU CANNOT MAKE BABIES WITH AN IDIOT FETUS

ok but in all seriousness, do you want time jackers? because, im calling it now, letting oma zi-o go in raw is how you get time jackers.

yeah im pretty sure miho would’ve kept at it if she’d lived, and yuko...shes not gonna listen to sougo

thank you for the much needed reality check furry man

so she’s a...fu-joshi? 👀

☝☝☝

yuko wears such fabulous shoes

was anyone surprised at this point that yuko was the real killer? i sure wasn’t. not after all the obvious lies.

i love her leitmotif. i need it. where do i download

SHE DIDN’T PROMISE SHIT

hey kids! it’s time for *mashes play button* la-la-la lies! yeah, tell me that you love me! la-la-la-lies! look deep into my eyes! la-la-la-lies! say there’s no one else above me! i’m the king of fools, cuz baby, you’re the queen of actually very hurtful and manipulative lies!

that’s such bullshit

now im the last person to be like “don’t play the dead mommy card”--i practically keep that card in the hello kitty wallet my dead mommy gave me. but i bet you yuko’s mom is just fine (aside from living with the trauma of knowing her daughter’s a murderer and pathological liar).

sougo,,,,,pls

thank you tsukuyomi. god sougo really needs a chaperone with yuko around, he’s way too dumb and thirsty.

GUESS WHO’S BACK. BACK AGAIN. fortunately, it seems swartz and woz have been just standing there watching him for the duration of the rain shower.

lest we forget (because i didn’t screencap it), when zi-o took the brunt of ginga’s attack earlier, it sent him flying. now, that’s a human body, which has some ability to absorb force because it’s mostly pretty soft and fluid. yuko’s manhole cover almost completely absorbed this blast--she barely shifted her weight on impact. is it just that she’s THAT ripped? 

then The Boys rider kick ginga to oblivion. rip ginga, you didn’t have a personality or a character arc, we never even saw you un-transformed--you were just a cool looking plot device with pretty attacks. but for that much, we appreciate you!

swartz looks so pleased with himself. he must not have watched the preview for this episode.

YOINK! gotta love how swartz doesn’t look surprised so much as puzzled.

sure am glad kurowoz took his other self’s advice and kept an eye on swartz

i love it so much how woz just has these magic scarf powers and it needs no explanation? hell, he can fly and time travel and make people fall asleep and he’s super strong too, with no explanation? and he’s the comic relief? ALSO HE’S REALLY HOT? woz is a being to behold honestly

speaking of super strong and really hot, yuko is KILLING IT in that gown. i mean...i guess that’s the intention. killing it. cuz she’s a homicidal maniac. haha.

she’s so good at pointing. yuko could be a prosecutor in shuichi kitaoka: ace attorney. (FUND IT)

yuko throws her manhole cover at the boys (rude!) and next we see geiz holding it. a shame we don’t get to see him snatch it out of midair. or did woz catch it and just hand it to him? we may never know.

zi-o. listen to geiz, zi-o. use the fucking watch. just use the watch, zi-o. you seriously plan on just letting another kiva go on a killing spree? do you not get by now what she’s capable of?

thank goodness zi-o has his retainers to make wise decisions so he doesn’t have to.

please note the placement of mars on ginga woz’s suit. very important.

I Love You

lmao

WHERE IS YOUR MANHOLE COVER NOW

my favorite character gets a beautiful rainbow final attack. i feel so blessed.

i mean...protecting all mankind would probably include protecting them from people like yuko. just sayin.

is it bad of me that my immediate thought right then was “at least woz’s attack wasn’t what did her in.”

this shot, especially in the context of the church, definitely gave me pieta vibes--albeit reversed somewhat.

weirdly enough, woz does an outro instead of an intro this episode.

at this point while watching, i said to shylax “you know what this calls for? pie!” but before i could finish--

--PIE! cmon sougo, it’s time to gobble up your feelings!

fucking woz, i swear, you have pie in your mouth and pie in your right hand and pie on your FACE and when your overlord expresses how miserable he is you just go for his uneaten pie with your empty hand.

...is it normal to eat pie like this in japan? because the only times i’ve seen americans make this much of a mess eating pie is when they’re toddlers.

oh hey, what do you know? looks like sougo’s first love wasn’t a violent crazy person after all. she also wasn’t yuko.

sougo’s just an idiot who will mistake any older woman who rubs him on the chin and calls him cute for his sailor girl.

previews!

i blame joshua kiryu

how eloquently this one line sums up not only kamen rider zi-o but kamen rider decade as well. that’s it, that’s the show. that’s the clusterfuck we will inevitably get whenever toei decides to make a kamen rider crossover.

LOOK AT THIS! TSUKUYOMI REMEMBERED SOMETHING! who is she smiling at? is it her dad? is that swartz behind her?! omg baby tsukuyomi is so CUTE!

“a team”. uh huh. is that what the youth are calling it these days? cuz when i was a wee lass, i believe they called it “fucking”.

so what have we learned this week?

very little about ginga

sougo does not remember faces all that well

before sougo dates ANYONE that person should be fully vetted by junichiro, geiz, tsukuyomi, and woz because CLEARLY HE CANNOT SAFELY CHOOSE A PARTNER FOR HIMSELF

i still really like yuko as a character, if not as a person. same as i enjoy junji ito manga, but would be very upset if most of it happened in real life.

swartz loves a woman who can kick his ass

what the fuck are manhole covers in this world

i can’t wait for baby tsukuyomi flashbacks! that, and more tsukasa.

#kamen rider zi o #drag yuko 2k19

[replacewythy]

Totally Reprise Episode 85

"but I was just kind of like, asking about your experience." Is this an episode of Talkin' About Our Experience? "I don't know anything about public speaking and I choose not to" Seems like a good decision. "People laughed at jokes" "I think that's the ideal." Thank you for mentioning Klomanager, Luke oh god, Danny O'Dwyer on Let's Place, I don't even know what the fuck I'd do about that "Listen. I will not. I will not. That thieving... just... bastard." Agreed, STRONGLY agreed. "Is the Cell Saga the worst saga?" My immediate reaction is, the Cell Saga might be my favorite saga. "What are your thoughts on Uub?" "Man, I like Uub." "I like Uub!" "That's right, they just had a bad guy named Baby, huh?" Baby Vegeta's got a fuckin look, I remember that. "That's, like, mid-life crisis Vegeta." "Shut the fuck up about your problems." "Damn!" "Sorry Luke, you're right!" apparently there's a LOT of cucking in Runaways "I decided not to be funny this episode." A bold move, but I respect it. "I've just kind of been being sarcastic about liking jokes, but people just keep taking that like, literally?" "What are we hanging on for?" "We're just hanging on for a sec." what's happening here Chelsea has entered the podcast "You didn't think I'd let you go, did you? You didn't think I wouldn't pay you back, did you?" "I asked Chelsea like 10 weeks ago!" "How do you feel about giant ladies, Chelsea?" "Uh, they're fine." "I'm doing fantastic. My friends are here, my girlfriend is here, what else, why wouldn't I be doing amazingly?" "There seems to be a bit of seething anger mixed with like, embarassment." "like, human rights violations?" "I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, this guard sees someone has a teddy bear, and says those are illegal." Any dude with brown hair could be Tim Scam, fucking any of them "I think sometimes Totally Spies tries to be a good show." I'm not convinced honestly. "By the way, I forgot Dimunitive Smalls had like, super saiyan hair." "Diminutive Smalls has the worst fuckin' voice." It's so bad! FUCK, Luke has 100% perfectly emulated this terrible voice "Do you feel like, a kinship with Diminutive Smalls? You just got that voice so down pat." god damn "I smoke 12 packs of helium a day!" "it's almost like the writers for this episode had a weird, like, fixation with like, extremely powerful rumbles coming from footfalls or something, I don't know." It's KIND OF like that. "You'd think they would never come here, given that, this is where Tim Scam did fuck their moms." "They have loyalty cards." "Hey, so his entire plan is, I'm gonna make one of the spies really big." "Yes." "That's it, right?" That's all the fuck he's got! "this is just someone going like, hey we had that episode with the guy who made things small... what if we made them big" Ashley's delivery on this is amazing. "So they're gonna get big, and then they're gonna fight with their clothes half ripped off." jesus christ this powerpuff girls episode that is being described "Maybe they just don't know when school happens." That has to be true. "Sam, you literally are an amazon, this is established canon." I did watch the Jon Bois video where that football team got fucking owned, it was good. "Maybe if we just keep talking up Jon Bois, he'll come guest on the show." "It does destroy a smoothie stand." shit "I thought Mandy maybe just ran through the sign of Dr. TJ Ecklenberg, or whatever." I'm always here for Dr. TJ Eckleberg jokes, for some reason. "Hey, remember how Smalls's entire thing is that he was bitter that they couldn't grow him back to normal?" "You know, being shrunk's not so bad, maybe if I made some women get bigger..." "And then they start killing people." A lot of people died at this part. "He fires, and ends up hitting a beetle, a flower, and a snail, which kickstarts a whole Junji Ito comic." "He just has no comprehensible plan. He's just doing this to do it." Ashley was watching a different video and found a lesbian comment, which is perfect. Molly and Luke are just fucking reading this fan ending, I'm excited This script makes an excellent point, Smalls would not be able to escape prison like that if he was bigger, I get why they were so annoyed by that. "Apparently Mountain Dew is just force femme juice." "It's gamer fuel, baby!" "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman's like the Pixies." "I didn't think very hard about how much Dragon Ball there is before we started that." Are you skipping GT? You've only got like 10 more years to figure that out. "I was like, you're the boss, here we go, all aboard the train for piss station!" Everyone hates the time that Teenagers With Attitude records at. "Like you guys thought that Coheed and Cambria was bullshit before, you weren't ready." "See, it makes sense that the spies are terrible spies, because Jerry's a terrible spy." "He's just making snuff films." "Yes." "Yes."

#totallyreprise #audioentropy #recapwythy