#oh uh!

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #joke aita #pet tax #thank you op i will now be repeating uh oh! spicy! to myself for days #(in a delighted way)

[shencomix]

#uh oh

[cryptocism]

a dænce of roëmænce

depictions of the ace experience never seem to include the nightmare-borne skeleton creature from hell so kudos to the dimension 20 team for their commitment to accurate rep

#my art #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #riz gukgak #baron from the baronies #ive been watching the new season and god i love baron what a little freak #junior year has also solidified riz as an all time fav so this was truly inevitable #i just love the concept of a “my girlfriend who lives in canada” lie gone horribly wrong #uh oh! your girlfriend is real and he lives in your briefcase #try not to die :)

[salamispots]

dream wip

#wip #artists on tumblr #flotsam diaries #arrhghhgg happy I got the textures I was aiming for #I was gonna go sleep but eve's song kororon really got me :'D #cough you can see the full image on uh instagram story if you don't wanna wait haha #technically this one's not a wip but wanna draw some others/make it a set #might tweak the octo though #anyways nOW I will sleep #muffled laugh #edit: oh!! thank for you radar tumblr staff :0 #but also radar putting my post tag ramblings on bLAST LMAO

[hamable]

You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.

#I want Ruben to have a little crush on Fabian am I crazy #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #I think Ruben can have a little bi crisis as a treat #even for just a moment #the most popular jock ultimate legend straight As football captain hero just saved his life #he’s allowed to lay in bed tonight staring at the ceiling like ‘uh oh’ #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers

[circuscountdowns]

inspired by how I do not let my 27ish followers be dead for longer than a ritual cooldown :) (and now I have so many immortal necklaces and egg yolks???? forever cult forever and ever)

#cult of the lamb #narilamb #Uh oh narinder are you going to promise the abandonment issues lamb to be by their side through thick and thin? #In my head this is in the timeline before the other bishops are brought in so their relationship is. Well. I could go on 4ever bout it. #Also somewhere in Darkwood Aym and baal shudder in despair #cotl art

[tgcg]

#davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck #uh oh

[acatpiestuff]

beesechurger

x

#the amazing digital circus #pomni #caine #tadc #tadc fanart #my art #tadc pomni #tadc caine #gooseworx #uh oh #whoops #flashing tw

[honeycrashed]

scollace edit if any1 cares!!

#scollace #wallace wells #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim comic #edit #my edits <3 #scott pilgrim posting #oh wow hi there uh uhm i do art also and i have like one scollace art post up uhmmmmm ill post them more maybe

[andhumanslovedstories]

Nurse giving me report on a patient: and by the way so you’re not caught off guard, he has a tattoo that says “confident fag” on his chest

Me, a confident dyke: haha nice

The nurse: what?

Me: sorry I’m also gay and think that tattoo rules

The nurse: ????????

Me:

Me remembering I don’t hear so good: what did you say the tattoo was?

The nurse: a confederate flag

Me: OH NO WAIT OOPS

#nursing tag #uh oh!

[gleafer]

🎶He got Legs🎶part 2!

#illustrator #illustration #digital artist #artist on tumblr #good omens #crowley #good omens art #gleafer art #aziraphale #good omens aziraphale #garden of eden #eden #adam and eve #spn castiel #Castiel quotes #dream weaver #uh oh he’s hot

[pinacoladamatata]

I realize now I've never really had anyone. not really. nothing that compares to you.

#astarion #astarion baldurs gate #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #yeah i'm still using that tag #will i ever colour any of these i hear you ask #no #not pictured: in about 2 seconds she's going to spin around and point at mallus thorm and say “kys :)” and then he's gonna. #its funny to me that astarion hates clowns but then he falls for perhaps the biggest clown of them all. bard tav. #uh oh lads lolth's chosen is falling for the vampire spawn and they're both making awful terrible power grab decisions #pina art

[wishing-well-art]

Pearl's Delivery Service is open for business!

Textless versions of the stamps under the cut!

#i spent so long on these you have no idea oh my god #but i got them done!!! and i love how they turned out!!!! #the salmon... my favorite i was so happy finishing that thang #ITS THEM!!!! #although. i uh. didnt know when i was drawing them that fandom was calling them the PET mail service... so on their badges it says PDS... #my bad #anyway SALMON #my art #art #mcyt #hermitcraft #pearlescentmoon #hermitcraft 10 #postmaster pearl #tangotek #ethoslab #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft fanart #pearl's delivery service #PET postal service #I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH

[nerdpoe]

Damian was placed in the Pits to prove he could survive as an infant. Only...the pits didn't give him back.

Danny was taking a trip to a weird, rank area of the Infinite Realms per Clockworks request, when a fuckin baby plopped in through a portal.

A baby.

Naturally, Danny snatched the kid up and flew as fast as he could back home.

He turns back to his human form just as the basement door slams open.

Danny stares up at his mom and dad.

They stare down at him.

"I found a baby in the portal," is the only thing Danny can make his mouth say.

His parents are thrilled to welcome another kid into the family, no matter how grumpy the little tyke seems.

In Nanda Parbat, Talia cannot find her son. He isn't in the pit; he just. Disappeared into it.

So he went somewhere.

She promises her father she will find Damian, but Ra's has another idea.

He calls Bruce Wayne to Nanda Parbat, with a simple letter.

"We have lost the child you had with Talia. My condolences."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #i think when damian was uh...born? released from the artificial womb? #the Robin in rotation was Jason #so Dick just coming by to try to talk to Bruce #expecting another fight #but when he gets there Jason is just #“oh thank god you're here he's pacing and muttering about some lady named talia and a kid” #and dick's like #oh no #bruce #bruce please you didn't

[mazeyphaedra]

inspired by this post

#likeeee acts of service GIFTS quality time!!!! let him love :((( #be there for him to love :(((( #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fabian aramais seacaster #fabian seacaster #fabian #uh oh!