#oh wait no it's america

[ask-aph-axis]

meanwhile, with the Allies…

#hetalia #aph england #aph china #aph america #aph france #fruk #hws #aph #oh my god i used to be a lot more unhinged on this blog #wait til you see the next post i found

[phoenixyfriend]

Watching a movie, called "Army of Thieves." I have not heard of this film before. Netflix suggested it based on my last watch (Mr. Right). The summary as presented on Netflix:

"A cool, crafty thief assembles a crew of Interpol's most-wanted criminals for an impossible heist. Her ace in the hole? A nerdy bank teller named Dieter."

Things the summary does not mention: This is a zombie apocalypse film. There are zombies on the news and in the halls. It is a prequel to Army of the Dead.

#I mean I'm not that upset but I think I liked it better when it was just 'zombies are happening in America on the news #but that's a them problem not an us problem' since the movie is set in Germany #But now there are also zombies in Germany and there's no longer humor in the 'this is America's problem' sense #army of thieves #I'm going to keep watching but I genuinely thought I was in for a heist film #phoenix talks #phoenix liveblogs #zombies #Edit: Oh wait the hallway zombie was a nightmare #No zombies in Germany yet

[loenas]

Niina Petrõkina the first Estonian figure skater to win a Gran Prix medal 🇪🇪🥉

#I can’t wait to see how the rest of this season pans out for her #she was sixth this past euros👀 #*european skater wins a medal* me: oh she’s def gonna podium at europeans😍😍 #I feel like she could move up to 4th #<- but don’t take that too serious lol #figure skating #niina petrokina #estonia #skate america 2023 #skam 2023

[thealogie]

Waiting for David Tennant at the stage door just to slip him a detailed 10 year plan of all the theatre he and Michael Sheen need to do both together and separately. I say “you’re welcome” and disappear into the night

#Michael Sheen Richard III. both of them rosencrantz and guildenstern. then Michael Sheen Roy Cohn angels in America. #both of them in Julius Caesar. #both of them in uncle Vanya. #waiting for Godot when they’re older. oh and sorry about this but Michael Sheen as older AE Housman in the invention of love

[todayisafridaynight]

caller / receiver

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #arasawa #not really but thats just how im tagging these posts now LOL #snap sketches #aka This Is The Timeline Where Jo Does Hangout With Aoki In America For The 3-4 Years Hes There #either that or this could just be the period waiting for aoki to recover from his lung surgery idk take your pick of timeline fuckery #*forgets the fact he'd probably answer in english if hes in america* ignore that. we will let my attention-to-detail fumble slide this ONCE #anyway HIIIIIIIII thought of this. DAYS ago #heh see i made it b/w to parallel that comic i did of masato calling jo <- lying (im lazy today) #i like the b/w look sometimes theres just effects you can only get with a monotone pallet.. #this do be mid a bit but thats ok i just wanted the idea out in the open #i'll make something better next time #i feel like i said that last time.. UH OH #ok bye

[steveybucky]

history books probably: Captain Rogers was the embodiment of a perfect soldier

Steve Rogers actually: with all due respect sir go fuck yourself

#steve rogers #captain america #incorrect marvel quotes #bucky gets his memories back by reading stuff at the museum #and thinking haha that’s funny #oh wait they’re serious

[mister-anomaly]

drew this a while back for valentines :] thought id throw it here hehe

#im stupidly proud of the background #trying to remember to post here more rara #wait was boba even around in 80s america #oh well!! #stranger things #stranger things fanart #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steddie fanart

[void-imp]

at some point during the story jab gets a job at spirit halloween (he's a broke college student he needs money. no he's not gonna leech on his parents anymore he's a big boi who makes his own money) it's nice because people don't question his appearance but on a deeper level it still fucks him up because they think it's a costume

#from what i can tell spirit halloween is a retailer that pops up somewhere from august to after halloween ends #which fits pretty well #otherwise it could be some other costume shop that's open year round #oh wait there's a shop called abracadabra in nyc that seems cool #why did i make them live in america a place i have minimal knowledge about #oc rambles

[wildflowerteas]

chaoter 3 reactions. I am GOING to get her reading faster I need to but tonight it is unfortunately only chapter 3

tals ( is that tals? ) responding to that bit about akutagawa made me laugh out loud because . . . hindsight. or whatever. really can't wait for the big tonal shift at chapter 6/7 . . . and the uh. thing. in 9 ( i'll gladly wait the weeks it will take for hella to get there ).

also how you and tals aren't beside yourselves with laughter knowing what's to come is truly beyond me. i'll also try to include more soukoku fluff ( shin-soukoku has been taking up all of its word-count real estate lately ) so long as it remains plot compatible :,)

ty guys.

#ask #seriously these make my day #especially today #which has been cloudy and rough on my sunny california soul #oh and speaking of America #I'm glad TSP is so viscerally America-core that was the goal! #i've been having so much fun easing/leaning into that aspect of the fic as a japanese-american #wait i think i mentioned that in my reference post #if i did whoops

[moe-broey]

Having Stored In A Mobile Game Autism is so fucking hard I'm fighting for my life out here. There are so many mainseries FEs on consoles out there but noooooooo. Fire Emblem. Heroes

#maybe i shouldn't speak too broadly though esp w fe like. #imagine only knowing english and catching thracia autism. kempf voice in america....... #although although i guess even in mainline games you don't get to see Too Much of the landscapes anyway #engage is somewhat of an outlier where it lets you explore the area after completing its map #(SUCH a cool feature it is so small but it is SO COOL) #for my nagamas piece i actually had to look through the awakening artbook to get a better look #at all the locations (which didn't end up having a presence in the final piece but eh. you know.) #OH WAIT. THREE HOUSES #i forgor. #you get to wander in that one too just a bit!!!!!!! #i wish..... i could wander in askr....... w my friends alfonse and sharena ...........

[ceasarslegion]

Some of the takes ive seen about the situation in israel/palestine right now tells me that a concerning amount of tumblr users would fall for terrorist groups if they were led by a queer person and that is not a good thing

Like if your first response to the bombing of civilians is "well they were citizens of a colonizing country so their deaths were justified" then you need to seriously think about if you actually give a shit about the wellbeing of people or winning an argument over where you lie on a false black and white dichotomy. Jesus christ guys

#oh boy i cant wait for the responses to this one lads! #you are not very many steps removed from 'america deserved 9/11 and al qaeda was right to kill them because bush was a war criminal' #same shit different conflict #some thoughts

[chappellrroan]

this house is so fun when it's just us kids and no parents

#we have every level of fucked up and just one sane individual #one earning elder #3 of us planning run away and planning out our future trips #the eldest plays with the youngest #we talk about serious issues but then there are two of them insulting each other on how they look #while the other is praising them both because obviously they both look pretty #they'll get you anything you ask for just because you're sick #and sick I can't move much i get called queen and malkini sarcastically #i literally got my 3rd heat pack heated from them #and now finally i can rest after everyone has left snd I've locked the doors #oh also i still have to complain that this idiot brought his shoes in to tie like bhai ye america nahi hai tere jhoote ghar ke andar kaise #main tujhe unke saath bahar phek dungi #and i shut the door in front of 5 people when they still had 10 mins left to wait for our parents to arrive to pick them up #and now i am suddenly in good mood which ik will be ruined in few hours when dad comes home rip ig

[thewingedwolf]

Do you think Jared’s problem with America comes from him going for Cory instead of him even though he said he’s not into the Americas of the world? He sees her so much and it makes no sense and he hates her and Cory together a lot also. He talks about the two of them so negatively while also saying you know I love Cory and it doesn’t add up. How can you love him and be saying such nasty shit about the two of them? What is his deal?

i think he really wanted cory to play the little brother role and is badly adjusting to little brother being able to pull a baddie without his help. i really think it’s as simple as his ego taking a dent and bc he’s in the game, he can sit there and stew about it and turn what is 100% his ✨emotional reaction✨ into everyone else’s problem.

#bb25 #that’s what i find most annoying is when guys insist they aren’t emotional #when it’s coming from a guy who is in fact very emotional. but HIS emotions are logic donchaknow #like yeah there’s a lil ‘america is unimpressed with him’ a lil bit ‘america likes the non threatening nerd’ a lil bit ‘cory is HIS’ #a lil bit ‘but cory is a nerd not a Real Man why does he think he can get america oh wait he did’ #but it boils down to - they bruised his ego. and he’s spiraling jsut like everyone else does but he pretends it’s logical. #it’s not!! his feelings are hurt and that’s it. #like keeping another showmance helps throw people off his. and he Knows cory is a sneak. #why would he say ‘i hate your gf’ to cory’s face unless it was purely emotional? #i mean that’s my read anyway #asks

[capn-o-my-soul]

was trying to find an image for "the pledge of allegiance" to fill space on a slide presentation for school and found this reddit post 😭😭

"this is bait" well at least they're self-aware 😭

#“this is bait” well at least they're self-aware 😭 #“one pronoun” is 1) grammatically impossible (it its and itself are all separate pronouns duh) and #2) also wouldn't an ultraconservative troll like the idea of not having to respect people's pronouns and just using the same for everybody? #oh wait but then they'd have to respect women and they couldn't enforce their gender roles and stereotypes #reddit #america #conservatism #conservatism tw

[chikaalien]

Esto no es una entrada anti Sam, sino más bien un análisis muy breve sobre el pickme girl y como Sam es un gran ejemplo de eso

Por lo cual, no es halagador con ella

Hay dos cosas que vi recientemente: Danny Phantom y el significado del término Pick me girl.

El término pick me girl hace referencia a la chica que dice "Elígeme" "no soy como las demás chicas". Es la chica que a diferencia de las chicas "tontas y superficiales" o "huecas e interesadas" es una chica que actúa diferente al resto, que es culta e interesante, que entiende de deportes y videojuegos, que no le importa comer las calorías de más de unas hamburguesas.

Y luego está Danny Phantom, una serie en transmisión del 2004 al 2007 en EEUU y la cual siendo sincera, no ha envejecido bien. Ni por su creador (es un narcisista cultista), ni por sus personajes.

Para empezar y sin ahondar mucho, estos son adolescentes escritos en los 2000s y muy influenciados por los 90s, y créanme hay muchas cosas de las que actualmente somos conscientes de lo mal que están; como por ejemplo Danny metiéndose al baño de chicas, Tucker cosificando a chicas y aprovechándose de su vulnerabilidad, y Sam oh Sam, ay Sam.

Cuando era una niña, amaba a Sam, adoraba a Sam, era tan cool tan oscura, a veces quería sonar igual de culta que ella, podrían gustarme Ember o Desirée, pero era Sam la chica adolescente a la que podía aspirar ser.

Pero (y por si acaso no ha quedado claro) lamento decir que mi querida y ex favorita Sam es nada más y nada menos que una pick me girl y a continuación explicaré porqué:

-Sam desprecia totalmente a todas las chicas, desde la superficial de Pauina hasta la bien intencionada Jazz, no hay ninguna chica a quién no considere indeseable, ni siquiera después de trabajar con Jazz llega a respetarla por completo -Es una genio de los videojuegos y una atleta impresionante, Sam no pierde el tiempo en maquillaje y música comercial, está muy ocupada siendo una chica que es muy pro en los videojuegos. -No tiene ninguna amigA y siendo sincera creo que es porque ninguna de las chicas aceptaría el ambiente hostil donde cada desición que tome no la complazca -Apuntando al punto anterior es una chica entre dos amigos varones, que son bastantes cuestionables en varios puntos pero sobre todo en su cosificación de las mujeres, tanto que Sam no era considerada como una como para que pudieran respetarla, aunque a veces ella reclamara esto no es tan seguido como quisiera

Hay otros puntos cuestionables que tengo con respecto a este personaje (que actualmente me parece más una whitexican "good vibes" que una activista vegana), pero eso es un tema para otro dia. ¿La sigo quieriendo? sí, pero por pura nostalgia, mi nueva favorita es Jazz. Tampoco busco crucificrla porque para mi el pick me girl es una fase que por la heteronormatividad y el amor romántico pasamos muchas, que conlleva una rivalidad que no debería existir, pero ya es decisión y la madurez de cada una el seguir ahí o admitir que realmente ser como las otras chicas no es malo y te aleja de una vida solitaria y hasta peligrosa.

#analisis #pick me girl #danny phantom #sam manson #fanart #reflexion #my art #oh #wait #oh wait I can understand and probably write basic english #uhmm yeah #but i dont wanna #spanish is probably a language of conquerors #but english isnt the native language of america #coffcoff imperialstlanguage coffcoff

[everiistence]

waaagh... fangirling over the oppenheimer movie but in the most embarrassing ways possible... scrolled through list of roles and saw feynman and fermi show up and audibly screamed...

#now. i do despise the atom bomb and all that. hate america and all that jazz too. #but oh my god richard feynman as in feynman diagrams???? #ENRICO FERMI??? as in FERMI PARADOX FERMI??? as in NUCLEAR REACTOR FATHER FERMI??? as in FERMI QUESTIONS FERMI??!?!?!?!?!? #can u see i have a favorite. #not even watching it for oppenheimer atp like sure he's my guy. but FERMI. ENRICO FERMI <33 #irrationally i am scared that these silly science guys turn out to be controversial and people will come for me but... they're just guys... #raagh hee hee fermi <33 cant wait to spend a total of 1 magnitude of 10 US dollars on my ticket <33