#oh waiter

[havntology]

this came to me in a puff of smoke while writing a securitywaiter fic and i just had to make it…

i’m honestly not even sorry

#fnaf movie #securitywaiter #fnaf ness #ness the waiter #dreamtheory #idk what else to put in the tags #i think i’m funny though #idk if anyone else has made this joke yet #but oh well

[fnafluffy]

I saw your glammike makeup please post it here (and if ur up for it, full drag show style) Mike needs to show off to Jeremy and Geggy And Vanessa IDK JUST MAKE HIM MORE HOMOSEXUAL

AYE AYE 🫡 might draw more of this later/ full glammike look just super busy rn

#OH WAITER!!! MORE GAY MICHAEL PLEASE!!!!! #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #asks #artists on tumblr

[shalpilot]

date nights

bonus: law got to make up for it the next time

#one piece #idk how to tag this ship wise #kidlaw #r there any like killer x law shippers who don’t also ship kidlaw LOL #it’s just funny to me I think like. law and kid had a one time thing that’s getting dragged out and so law started hanging out w killer #bc you. cannot avoid that if you hang out w kid for any period of time #and then they both realized oh my god I can have a normal calm day with you. relatively speaking #so they leave the kid at home LOLOLOLOL #kid gets insanely jealous and killer says you can come if you promise not to punch any of the waiters #and kid is like…………have fun on your date #geese art

[dumbhirano]

Avery casually kidnapping Hirano during their shiftヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

#dol #degrees of lewdity #hirano the waiter #avery the businessman #dol pc #hirano draws #im on a grind today oh god tomorrow will be dreadful #im glad people like my avery design! #this old man has caused me so many redesigning #i have like 3 other versions of him in my sketchbook that im not happy with >:[

[much-ado-about-whomst]

I saw a post abput drunk Ness and I couldn't resist. So @blue-sunflower-bee this one's for you.

Drunk Ness fluff

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Ness will swear up in down till the day he dies that he's not a light weight. He can hold his alcohol, thank you very much.

The thing is that's a complete lie. Mike's seen him get tipsy on a Mike's Hard Lemonade. A shot of anything gets him drunker than a skunk. It's not a big deal since he doesn't drink much anyways.

Which is why Mike was suprised to see his boyfriend stumble into their house late one night after going out with some coworkers. Ness comes in giggling at nothing, and wobbling so severely that Mike gets up off the couch to help lead the taller man safely to it.

"Hello Sugar!" Ness's voice is louder than normal.

"Hey Darlin', easy now." Mike cautions as Ness trips over his own foot. "I thought you, Chris, and Jason were going bowling."

"We did!" Crise Ness as he finally made it to the safty of the couch.

"Then why are you drunk?" Mike sat down next to his silly boyfriend.

"'m not drunk." Ness pouts as he snuggles up into the warmth of Mike. "Its Chris's brithday. We had some shots in between rounds of bowling." Mike snorts and shakes his head. Ness is mesmerized by the movement of his hair. He sits up as gracefully as a newborn giraffe and starts to play with Mike's hair.

"Mike. Mike. Mike. Do you want to hear a fun fact I learned at work today?" Mike tries and fails to surpress the smile that makes its way up to his face and camps there.

"What did you learn darlin'?" Ness does a little happy wiggle, excited that someone is willing to listen to his ramblings.

"I learned from Amy that you can cook food in the dryer! She told me that her cousin's best friend did it with stake and it totally worked! Isnt that so cool? Maybe we should try that." Ness babbles as he takes his hands through Mike's hair. He starts trying to braid it, bit its too small to really amount to anything. So he gives up and runs his figners through the hair, enjoying the texture, before trying to braid it again.

"Sorry Darlin', but we are not cooking food in the dryer. No matter what Amy's cousin's best friend says." Mike's hands hold on to Ness's hips to keep him from toppeling off the couch

"But Sugar, think of the learning opportunities for Abby." Ness's puppy dog eyes were at full force and aimed right at Mike's heart. Mike steals himself before continuing.

"You can't use that as an excuse every time you want to do something."

Ness yawns real big and then replies,"I can try."

Mike makes sure Ness is sexure before standing up.

"Lets get you to bed Darlin'." He says in a hushed tone as he picks up Ness in a bridal carry and starts making his way to their room.

#drunk ness is so cute #oh i cant even #dreamtheory #securitywaiter #mike x ness #ness the waiter #mike schmidt #fnaf movie #fnaf ficlet

[taydaq]

People are talking about a Mike/Ness ship from FNAF and I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW CUTE THAT WOULD BE.

EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE NEVER MET AND NESS HAD LIKE 5 LINES.

I did try drawing them, but... it didn't look good. LOL. I'll attempt again this weekend maybe!

#mike schmidt #mike x ness #securitywaiter #ness the waiter #ness fnaf #fnaf movie #I've also been watching some playthroughs of the game because wow #I'm bad at them #haha #oh and someone mentioned “dreamtheory” as their ship name and I love that #I like all the headcanons I'm reading #omg #I need mike being an awkward mess while ness takes his order #a flirty fun waiter with tired pathetic man #yes please

[gabrielisdead]

bro I went to an underrated small restaurant and ate the most delicious soup in my life, teared up after finishing it and left with a void within my heart that no other soup could ever fill up

#there's only a few times when I cried over delicious food and this is one of them #I left a huge tip and tried my best to communicate my feelings with the waiter #oh god I'll never eat better soup #it's better than sex it's better than money it's soup #I'm sorry this is so overwhelming to me my audhd brain is filled with soup now

[yugiohz]

ofc he's here for some reason

#this movie is already so so dumb like they rly didnt bother to make any of tis sound logical heeelp #WHY IF THE WHOLE CLASS HERE #'oh they were looking for some waiters' so this american island chooses two kids from japan who applied #from japan #for this minijob #on an american islan #in this economy?????????????????????????????? #should've just been a class trip

[castorfell]

Headcanon that glitter trolls used to be disco trolls and when disco died they all spread out and interegrated themselves into different tribes (mostly pop)

#dreamworks trolls #trolls world tour #guy diamond #castortxt #im gripping that throwaway line from world tour with an iron fist #WAITER OH WAITER MORE glitter trolls lore PLEASE #IDKK i just think shiny things are interesting #guy d tag mostly for reach #but him and his pod in tbgo is mostly what inspired this thought

[marianneroy]

you know why the greg in this ep was actually good. he didnt mention sex AT ALL

#i have never agreed on asexual greg bc he 100% slept w the waiter and watch guy but oh how i suffered these past few eps #mine

[englass]

Concept/Title: Touch

Pairing(s): John Seed x Fem!Reader (because I was thinking of him when I started this, but—), Male!Character x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 402

Warning(s): NSFW/Explicit, Filth and Fluff, Implied Yandere? (was aiming for that originally but don’t think it completely carried through— oops)

A/N(s): I once famously said that Plains and Valleys would (very likely) be my only smut piece… As you can see, that’s now not quite true 🙈😅

-/-/-

You gasp, twitching in your prone position against the sheets. Held down gently by your lover as you keen high and reedy, his arm pinned across your abdomen as the fingers of his free hand curl inside you. Drawing out your orgasm and threatening to push you into another as he mouths at your cunt, tongue flat and firm against your clit as a satisfied growl rumbles in his chest.

The deep sound makes you clench tighter around his fingers, has you whining prettily for him as he rewards you with a teasing brush of his lips, a brief and gentle scrap of teeth against your sensitive skin.

God, you’re so gorgeous, he utters, voice wrecked between your thighs, so pretty for me like this; could watch you cum on my fingers all day. Fuck, I love you, —

Teeth sink into the meat of your thigh, a passionate bite that has you yelping as he suddenly thrust his fingers as deep as they can go with a growling snarl. Tears beading in the corners of your eyes at the sweet sting of overstimulation. Hand blindly grabbing at his wrist as you bite into the back of your other hand, barely stifling the almost tortured whine of his name.

I need you to cum for me again, he pants, sucking and worrying his tongue in a purposeful drag over the impromptu bite mark, Can you do that for me, sweetheart? You gonna be a good girl and cum for me, hm?

The tears run down the side of your face, writhing amongst the twisted sheets with a shake of your head. Wanting a reprieve from the onslaught of sensation against your sensitive skin.

No? Leaning close, bracketing you in under his sturdy form, his breath a hot caress against your ear and his thumb a soothing sweep across your tacky cheeks, brushing your tears away, Not even on my cock?

The offer makes you tighten around his fingers, whimper as that sting eases into something more, interest piqued as a new hunger curls low within your stomach.

You’ve been such a good girl for me. Doing so well taking my fingers, looking so pretty cumming on my tongue. Don’t you want more?

He moves down then back up. Lips kissing and brushing in a leisurely descent and climb over your stomach, chest, neck, jaw and cheek. Stopping once again to teasingly breath into your sensitive ear, Don’t you want me?

#oh waiter— some of this please! #urg if only I could be treated this way in real life #was planning on writing more when i started it but it’s been sitting as is in my drafts for months so 🤷🏻‍♀️ #posting as is #i’m absent enough already— might as well feed you something with a bit of spice as an apology 😉😅 #john seed #john seed x reader #john seed x female reader #character x reader #character x female reader #male character x female reader #yandere x reader #yandere x female reader #implied? #was my original intention but now it’s more subtle #my writing #my drabble #fc5 #far cry 5 #fc5 fanfic #far cry 5 fanfiction

[eggplantgifs]

Ilia Malinin: I Put a Spell on You » 2023 US National Championships

#ilia malinin #fskateedit #figure skating #us nationals 2023 #program #broke his sp curse and all he had to do was...dress like a waiter? #oh kiddo #the raspberry shirt was so much better #but i appreciate that he was really trying to perform in this program so good job #i'm just very fond of this kid

[mrmcflowers]

I am..... so stupid

I just realized that I can add romance to my own fanfic. I've been struggling with writing this newest chapter becaue I'm like "Idk they're having a very not date." What do I do? They're before the romance stage of slow burn?? And then I realized.... I can just... add some yearning. Some late night close quarters small hints of yearning. Looking at your best friends for a little too long as his face is illuminated by the light of a drive in. "Wow, he's uhm so.... pretty Cool. My friend is cool." Jesus christ. get it toegther gay people. (I am talking to the queer old men in my fanfic AND myself.)

#securitywaiter #dreamtheory #mike x ness #ness the waiter #mike schmidt #ao3 fanfic #fanfic #fnaf #I am so sick of these gays \j #I'm getting back into being excited about writing. #Mike n Ness (and abby) go see the sound of music #Mike is like “oh my god I am maria.” (AuDHD) #They're having a no homo very chill very normal not date to repay the favor of Ness fixing Mike's TV.

[lacunafiction]

I have been playing this exact scenario in my head since the motorcycle appeared. Say the W does offer a ride. Cautious MC refuses to get on the bike without a helmet. Does W already have a spare? Would they get one if MC insisted? Or will MC be walking? Inquiring minds need to know.

Hi Anon,

I like how this has been on your mind since the W's motorcycle first appeared in Book One; you're thinking ahead! They would be very pleased. 😏 (This relates to this ask: here in case you missed it!)

Allow me to sate your curiosity:

Before the MC could even voice some hesitation or a staunch refusal to sit on the bike without proper protective gear, the W presents them with a helmet. (Oh, look it's even the MC's favorite color?? Wow.) So, yes, they're aware of your needs, possibly even your limits, and are willing to adapt to them, because riding their motorcycle and being that close to them already implies a degree of care from the W.

They would sooner walk by your side than let you walk away from them.

Best wishes! 💚

#interactive fiction #oh the helmet could be based on the MC's chosen style bc yes the W takes note of things #fernweh saga #the waitress #the waiter #tfs mal #who do queue think you are?

[spnintheyearofourlord]

I know in my heart Sam and Jess bullied each other so hard

#sam winchester #jessica moore #samjess #supernatural #spn #stanford era #affectionately obvi #there’s just no way I buy their relationship wasn’t built on a foundation of constantly ribbing each other #Sam’s the bitchiest bitch around and Jess has a phd in sarcasm #but Sam’s also the gentlest sap in town and Jess is generous and thoughtful #jess said ‘get you a man that can do both’ and then mercilessly teased him #and sam said ‘she’s so pretty and mean to me <3’ then promptly fell in love #you have to understand that in my head jess and Sam met before Brady introduced them #Sam was working graveyards at a local diner and having a particularly bad night. jess was at said diner with her friends. #Sam’s a little too snarky and Jess says something that rubs him the wrong way. they do Not like each other #sam was just ‘that jackass waiter from a few months back’ and jess was ‘some rich bitch probably living off daddy’s trust fund’ #and then Brady introduces them and it’s like ‘oh great it’s YOU 🙄’ but the more they talk and joke it’s like ‘oh great it’s YOU 🥰’ #and they’re so cute and soft. the real It Couple of Stanford’s weirdos™️ (affectionate) #but they also make jabs left and right and roast the shit out of each other #not everyone knows they’re joking #it’s a confusing dynamic for everyone else but that just makes it even more enjoyable for sam and Jess #this is all right and true To Me

[suppenzeit]

my fnaf movie hc is that ness the matpat cameos full name is ness sans.

#ness the waiter #when i saw his nametag i just went. oh ness is sans theory. #because thats what its a referemce to. right. RIGHT.