#oh yessss <3333

[thane-emblem]

NEW TDP SEASON AAAAAAAAAAAAA I have SO MANY THOUGHTS alskdjflsadjkf I loved it!!!! Spoilers in the tags, beware!!

#oh my god CLAUDIA!!!!!! #I've been a clauds stan since season 1 and oh my god seeing her this season i am RICOCHETING OFF THE WALLS #terry!!!! #god i love terry!!! and I love his relationship with claudia they mean everything to me!!!!! #terry and viren's convos!!!! #EZ AAAAAAAAAAAAA #ezran has always been mature & wise but my god he's fantastic this season #callum and rayla my beloveds <3333 #JANAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! #viren at the end of the last ep?? YESSSS MY FAVORITE EVIL OLD MAN IS BACK!!!! #hes my babygirl hope that helps <333 #aaravos pulling a phantom... 'why so silent' but it's aaravos roasting the main cast #the coins oh my god the coins!!!! terry is what made claudia give them back ALKJSLKASJLKADJFS #im never going to recover from this #how could i forget soren!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #the heart do what it do or dont what it dont hope that clears things up #i could scream for days im so delighted #isa's adventures

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

HAI !!!! it’s been a minute lawl

erm n e wayz ☝️🤓 just had a thought… BEAR W ME THIS IS LONG

camgirls mommy wanda and her baby get sent toys every once in a while as gifts from their fans or smth idk but !! they get sent this toy :333

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czb5Dr0u07G/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

and they decide to test it out on stream but at first wanda decides she wants to tease reader and use it on herself first while she has r tied up to a chair, naked and just a vibrator on their cl!t meanwhile all they can do is watch while wanda puts on a show for them :3333 and wanda is like rlly exaggerating herself and rlly giving r a hard time until her baby is in tears and after she comes, she’ll let r have a turn lol and maybe overstimulate r until they can’t come anymore 😇😇😇

-🍓

Hullo!!! It has been a long time... but I'm glad we're back!!

Ooooooooh that toy looks like a lot of fun aslkdjfhasldkfjh and yes the scene is playing out vividly in my head rn. I'm in class, so that's a little bit of a problem, but oh well!

Yessss, just watching Mommy Wanda make herself feel good and you're struggling against your restraints because you wanna touch her so baddddd. She makes you watch while she cums over and over again and you're trying to cum too but the vibrator isn't enough... you need your mommy to help you.

Finally, Wanda takes mercy on you and positions you on her lap before turning the stream on. Hundreds of people flood the chat and you can't do anything but sit there moaning and grinding down on the toy as your orgasm rises rapidly.

Someone donates money, the triple digits making both you and Wanda gasp, and they have a request with their donation.

'Overstimulate her, I want to see her cry.'

Wanda just smirks, nodding at the camera while she presses the button to make the toy go faster, the suction increasing on your already sore clit.

"Cum for me, darling. Let's make our generous donor proud."

You let out a weak whimper, a whispered "Yes, mommy," falling from your lips before your orgasm overtakes you. And then, another one crashes over you before the first is even finished, Wanda increasing the speed and suction once more.

She doesn't stop until the total donations have reached well into the quadruple digits. Your face is coated with tears, and your inner thighs coated with your own cum, but you're satisfied.

"Good girl, you made mommy so proud."

#charsgaythoughts #wanda maximoff #mommy wanda #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #wanda #wanda maximoff x you #wanda maximoff x female reader #wanda maximoff fanfiction #wanda fanfic #wanda maximoff smut #wanda x you #dom!wanda #marvel #mcu #wanda marvel #wlw #wlw smut #🍓 anon

[mydearesthrry]

texts between y/n and h — a saga

eeeek first piece of work for aidt uni!!!! so excited <3 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

ranges from years 2012-2014, part two coming soooon !!!

2012

harry styles: Hiiii. :P

y/n: uh oh

y/n: what now

harry styles: Whaaaaat? I didnt even say anything yet!

y/n: sure but i dont like ur tone of hiiiii

y/n: u seem like ur up to no good

harry styles: What do you mean. :[

harry styles: I had good news!!!

y/n: alright bug, hit me

harry styles: I’m having a short break from tour in a little!!!! :D

y/n: bubs omg!!!!!!!!!! im so excited eeeek!!!!!!!!

y/n: we can hang out right??? im in the middle of recording the new album so u can come to the studiooooooooo

harry styles: Yessss! That’s what I was thinkinggggg. I’m so tired, I can’t wait to sleep.

y/n: i know bub, just hold out a little bit longer and you can sleep alllll you want.

harry styles: Will u cuddle me???? Lol! :P

y/n: of course. now go, u have a show soon. ily text me when ur off <3 <3 <3

harry styles: Yes ma’am. Wish me luck! :D

——

y/n: pssssttttt

harry styles: Oh hiiiiii. Whats up???

y/n: is everyone down there asleep?

harry styles: Umm, yes? Why bug?

y/n: im hungry

y/n: i want a pb&j

harry styles: Ah. Okayyyyyy give me a sec. :D

y/n: huh

y/n: harry what

y/n: oh god where did u go

y/n: HARRY WHAT WAS THAT BANGING NOISE

y/n: omfg u absolute idiot

y/n: im coming downstairs u better not be bleeding im serious

——

2013

y/n: hi

harry: hi, whats up?

y/n: ummmmmmmmm

harry: y/n…

y/n: i didnt do anything bad!!

y/n: i just accidentally ate nialls last avocado

y/n: can we go to the store and buy some so it doesnt look like i did

harry: sure, lovie.

harry: be ready in 10?

y/n: yes. ur the best i love youuuuuuu

harry: i know you do.

y/n: if he finds out can i blame it on u :)))))

harry: you will anyway

——

y/n: HARRY

harry: what???????

y/n: i miss u

y/n: im bored and im tired of singing

y/n: my poor voice hurts :(

harry: are you at the studio?

y/n: yeah :((

harry: okay, give me a sec and ill be there shortly. any food you want?

y/n: maccies? :D

harry: alright. hang in there lovie, be there soon.

y/n: kk <3333

———

2014

y/n: h :(

harry: hi

harry: whats wrong lovie

y/n: i have a fever :((((((

harry: oh nooooooo!!!!

harry: want me to come over and being remedies?

y/n: please? i cant fuckin move

harry: alright drama queen, give me 30, okay?

y/n: okay :))))

y/n: love youuuuuuu

harry: love you tooooo. :D

——

harry: hmmm

y/n: what

harry: i dont think im gonna cut my hair

y/n: FUCK

y/n: OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

y/n: I PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THIS

harry: ???

y/n: LONG HAIR HARRY?!???????

y/n: ARE U REALLY LEAVING UR HAIR

y/n: u know everyone already calls u prince

y/n: bc it looks like u have prince hair

harry: i wont cut it, unless you want me to??

y/n: DONT

y/n: EVER LET SCISSORS NEAR UR HAIR

harry: noted, the princess does not want my hair cut! :P

y/n: <3 <3 <3

#harry styles fanfic #harry styles x reader #harry styles #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles fluff #harry styles x y/n #harry styles blurb #harry styles one shot

[mostlymaudlin]

Twenty Questions for Fic Writers 💫

thank you @decaflondonfog for the tag !! ill tag @sillyunicorn @starwarned @urban-sith @tea-brigade

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

98!! (woah) plus an unrevealed t&n fest fic, so 99. wow i need to do something rly crazy for 100 lol. what if i do a ridiculous crossover of all my fandoms and everyone in the fandom tags will hate me. 

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

544,914. (again. woagh)

3. What fandoms do you write for?

mostly all for the game and simon snow series, have dabbled in & posted even less for check please, captain america, and one direction! i feel like i’m missing something but regardless my fixations are hardcore, so all except like 4k of that posted wc is for either aftg or ss hahahha

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

all are andreil! boyfriend privileges (4k, T) / Trigger (62k, E) / flashes of intimacy (10k, t) / Would you still love me if I was a worm? (6k, T) / Inside Thoughts (1k,T)

man this is long, rest is going under the cut lol

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

not very often, but i wish i did. i am stricken with a combination of being really awkward when people are nice to me & being bad at interacting with anyone in ways i fear could be perceived as ingenuine. im not sure if that makes sense LMAO. and sometimes when i put a story out, i kind of feel like i’ve said my piece — i’ve put so much into it that i don’t really know what else to say!

anyway, i always reply to questions, because that’s got clear social boundaries hahaha, and i DO love talking abt my stories!! and sometimes i’ll reply to comments that really get me thinking. but yeah, i know i reply less than i could, and i want to like double down on the fact that i am endlessly grateful for everyone who has ever left a comment on my work <3

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

i have killed simon snow twice lmfao. i’d actually classify icarus as rather hopeful — it’s about grief & healing. but legacies is just fucked up lmfao

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

oh man, i write a lot of happy endings haha. i feel like even when my story is tonally darker (rare), it still has a happy or at least hopeful ending. this is probably not the correct answer, but i think sing of the moon has a really vividly happy ending. like — the sun rises for the first time in the whole fic! amazing. or maybe my high school au, We Can Live Forever, which is just the happiest thing i’ve ever written. 

8. Do you get hate on fics?

not really, thankfully! people are smartasses sometimes but overall ive been lucky. there have been a couple of fics where ive winced before hitting post, but it usually ends up fine

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

yessss. i guess i mostly write tender smut, bc i write tender things in general. i think my smut tends to be rather exploratory/playful as well? intentionally sloppy and awkward choreography hahaha

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

sort of LOL. once upon a time i was betaing @tea-brigade's medieval snowbaz au, Reliquary of an Arsonist, and there’s this part where three highway bandits mug simon and baz and then get blasted by simon’s chosen one magic. i am sick in the head so im in the google doc like “lol what if its kandreil.” and then i was like… what if it was kandreil….. and so i wrote Reliquary of a Bandit

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

i don’t think so

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

yes!!! and i’m really thankful for everyone who has done so <3333 shoutout to russian aftg translators, yall go HARD

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

i recently collaborated with @thewholelemon on our episode of Star Trek: Redemption, Heart-Shaped Box. by which i mean: i wrote the outline & a few scenes, got really overwhelmed, and jenny turned it into something worth reading! 

i also wrote Good Boy in the snowbaz stoner verse with @starwarned, which was rly fun — we sat in the google doc for like, 5 hours trading back and forth on POVs as we wrote pure porn together LOL. it’s funny to think about this, because lauren knows like everything abt me now but we did not know each other as well back then!!! and we were just like “yeah lets write porn together” hahahahha 

14. What’s your all-time favourite ship?

right now it is deeefinitely andreil… they are everything to me for reasons i just cannot possibly be brief about LOL so ill just leave it at that

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

i have a postcanon snowbaz time travel/time loop wip that i was going to try to write for COBB this year but i fucked up the deadlines then the brainrot was like “guess that means more andreil !”. i did SO MUCH research for it and i think it’s rather clever and smutty and fun bc they are yeeted back to watford era! but it’s also dealing with snowbaz, who are in their late 20s and are like in a relationship low point/actively fighting when they end up in the loop… so they are dealing with that tension at the same time as they are trying to get out of the loop. and also fucking around watford to fulfill fantasies HAHAHA

16. What are your writing strengths?

characterization is the thing i care most about! and i think that’s the draw of fanfic in particular to me — i love getting such a grasp on a character that i can translate them into endless situations while still making them feel true to self. i rarely let myself publish anything until i can read through the whole thing without any he would not fucking say that moments hahahha. this is of course pertaining to my own interpretations of the characters, which is the only thing i care abt lmfao

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

i rely a lot on body language because im always writing abt reticent fuckers who cant use their words. but i think i sometimes overcompensate, or describe actions that don't actually fit the scene. i've seen this described as "cheek-biting" -- like, throwing in action during a conversation just to delay the pacing/further the tone, but when you really look at it, it's not necessary. (cheek-biting being like, "character bites at their cheek" in the middle of a tense conversation)

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

i don’t really know any other languages! i think i’ve put a little bit of french in neil/kevin/baz POVs before, but my french knowledge is elementary at best. love the idea of it though.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

one direction babyyyyyyyy !! i wrote quite a bit of it in like 2012-2015 but published very little. there’s 1 on my ao3, some lost somewhere on fanfiction.net (i dont rmr my username lol), and tons in my folders from my old laptop lol.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

hmmmmm. im gonna cheat bc i cant pick a single favorite. i always say i think No Turning Back is some of my best writing from a craft standpoint, and it also includes my favorite type of conflict (andrew self-destructing lol). however, i reread both that fic & We Can Live Forever on a plane trip recently after not having touched either for 6+ months — and the solidness of We Can Live Forever actually surprised me, especially because i wrote the majority of that fic while i was stoned and also view it as just exceedingly silly. the world of it is just very rich, and also very very different from the typical character backstories, and i’m very proud of how much that reread played with my heartstrings.  

ok last one — there are several installments of my flashes of intimacy series that i come back to a lot, because i’m proud of what they each accomplish in 500 words. especially because i often turn to those when im trying to express my own emotions lol. specifically, my favorites are picking fights, i don’t mind, swimming lessons, and practicing gratitude.

that was such a bullshit and cocky way to answer this lmfaooooo. but tbh i am my own biggest fan and that is by design — i write stuff so that i can reread it months later and have it be perfectly catered to my tastes. i love all my fics <3

#my writing

[monstrouslyobsessed]

some of these are SUPER old, gomen, so it'll be all under the cut for yall sanity. i really need to start answering more timely rip

tw: mild implications of noncon (cerelos), psychological mindfucks (cerelos), mentions of pregnancy (dol)

Oh, I can wait for your content as long as it takes! Creating is not an easy task, so take your time, dear. Ofc, posting everyday is cool, blah-blah, but your health and mental state is much more important. Don't worry about this <3 And talking about DoL, did you get to Ivory Wraith already? Who is your faves generally? —anonymous

did i not answer this before??? tumblr, please. anyway, ye i did! plotwise, very very fascinating. gameplay wise, annoying as heck when i was in middle of things i was working towards to lol i do wish ivory wraith's plot wouldn't be centered around weird anal/ear/whatever pregnancy tho, thats…kinda not my thing kdshkds--and thats coming from someone who writes preg on the regular. pls dev.

Ahhhh don't feel bad! Ur content is top-tier and u r a lovely perfect bun! Even quick look on your post is enough to feel that you're always working hard to give your best – it's we who should be thankful for all food u r giving </3

A lot lot lot of love to ya, dear 🥰 @iwanthistongue

dawww thank you dear <3333 i just wish i have it in me to be the super productive like some of the epic writers on this platform, but i dont dsklhdsl so all i can do is to do my best and provide every so often <3 also sorry that i cant seem to ping you???

Omg you're into dol? Who's your favorite character so far? —anonymous

eden, tbh! i ran into a scenario where they kidnapped me angry after being gone for too long. oof, what happened after that…wheeoooow but most of the characters are pretty dang good too!! i'd like to focus more love on kylar but theyre quite...annoying gameplay wise so…augh lol

i crave more beastfolk content 🤤 maybe something with a male reader dealing with a few yandere beastfolk who are trying to one-up each other and compete for him? male!yandere x male!reader content is a bit hard to find, especially if it's transmale!reader —anonymous

just send in an ask and i'll see what i can do! i found writing male readers (be it cis or not!) a little tricky sometimes, because i always feared crossing that…bad line, yanno? in spite of the contents i write.

that said, i'm all for writing more gays, just need a little nudge and sparks to write one~

have you heard of scp 401? —anonymous

…huh, this is a pron in the making. but no! this is the first ive heard of it. im aware of scp and knew some of its characters but not this one!!

Happy bday! I hope you got yourself a nice treat! —anonymous Happy birthday, dear! 🥳—anonymous Happy (i guess)late birthday, luv!!! Thank you for writing at this special day, hope your day was amazing <3 —anonymous

ohhhh this is months late;;; im so sorry but thank you all so much for your kind bday wishes!! ily all a bunch!!!

OMG YESSSS LORE!!! MORE MORE MORE <333 Thank you for the food, I can't stop re-reading 😭😭😭 —anonymous

ye~i mainly wanted to do more centaur pron tbh LOL glad you liked my nasty bois!

For a few days I had a thought- I hope it's ok to share ahaha- Okay, so – after getting in his grasp his future bride were acting so, so good. Her dedication is admirable, she's a quick learner and charismatic enough to get the liking of the teachers and maids. Her gentle and caring nature shows while she's communicating with others – no surprise everyone likes her. She's the same she was the day he met her... But the thing is, after all of this, she's absolutely terrified of Cerelos. She's not crying and wailing, but she's getting so quiet, so uncomfortable in his company, she always hiding her eyes and never tries to speak first – and she trembles so, so bad every time they're touching! Last time she even fainted from all nerves. How he may act and how mad he would be that servants getting more smiles and laughs than him? —anonymous

hmmm depends on why the darling is frightened tbh are they always afraid or is this started after cerelos took them the first time? i do imagine he'd be pretty upset and even offended, though he won't outwardly show his feelings. he'd probably start ordering the servants to disappear whenever the darling is in sight, be invisible, to further isolate them, to force them either to face their loneliness and/or accept cerelos as their emperor and husband. since humans are in nature social, they'd naturally long for some form of company and possibly some skin to skin contact.

in short, since the coecrced sex doesn't seem to do enough, cerelos would've likely infict some psychological damages on his darling to force them to accept him. he wouldn't be…physically abusive, no, but he will emotionally and mentally cripple his darling without relying on cruel words and uses some amount of gaslighting.

regardless, you will only have him and you will love him. he is, after all, your emperor and husband. why wouldn't you embrace him and his power?

Hi! I hope this is okay to ask: I saw one of your slightly older asks, and you mentioned you have a draft with a slime monster. I'm very curious about that one (but I also love your writing in general!), so I just wanted to ask you if you plan on finishing it —anonymous

.....sdhdflsk i thought i posted it, gosh dang it. well, i'll look into this later. if nothing else, it would be nice to go back and post my shitty 5 minutes thoughts again.

Hello how are you ? Hope you are doing well ❣️ I wanted to ask if you will continue or write anything similar like the rabbit hybrid fic ..it's my fav and i also like the ghost husband fic ..sorry if i made u uncomfortable👉👈...Have a nice day💖 —anonymous

i'm doing better!! <3 ty for checking in, luvvv

and after some waffling around, i considered since human/beastfolk hybrids are so rare and are considered the 'monsters' of their world (ig basically, considered as 'mythical', like yeti's and such, but actually does exist, kind of monsters), i figured it couldn't hurt to make these sad hybrids canon to my universe soooooooo ye i wouldn't mind doing more of them!! also i've done a crocodile hybrid one, if you've missed that one.

no, no, you're good! <3 loves getting asks like this~

the momster is back!!! we missed you, hope you’re having a good day <333 (p.s i am a monster fucker through and through, i will literally read and love anything you write mwah) @letskidaddle

daww youre so sweet!!! <3 ty!! monster fuckers united!!!! and yes you have a lovely day as well!!

whewwww, thats some asks to get through hhhh but man tumblr is so ugly. anyone know the fix to get it back to its simple self??

anyway, im slowly getting into the swing of things. got couple wips i can work on, maybe, and clear the inboxs for a fresh start (sorry to anyone who were waiting on certain things!! you can send them again tho!! a clean slate is needed imo). anyway, hope yall are doing wonderfully <3

#ghosts are curious.👻 #☠️not writing... #anonymous #asked #answered

[twosomeofcuteness]

Felt bad for teasing Celia about how they weren't going to be normal about amends and decided to watch it in solidarity. anyway here are da notes

I'm sorry the acting is non-existent here. What even is this

Fun fact that verse (the Lord is my shepherd I shall not want) was my mom's favourite :) and I hate that it was in the same scene as Angel :/

Buffy you're better off without that sad puppy dog

Twitchy???? Uh yeah the subject of Angel happens to be very traumatic for giles but let's not ignore the fact that you don't wanna talk to him about it because you feel guilty about everything that went down last year

"it must be the whole Angel killed his girlfriend and tortured him thing" I'm going to chew drywall

I HOPE HE HAS THE HOLIDAY BLUES FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY

You said the q word buffy that's your fault

Cordy </3

Willow shut up you did a bad thing let Oz get all his thoughts out (sweetie I love you but you fucked up!)

Okay cuties

Yes more faith gimme gimme

Well maybe you should kiss??? Might help you get over angel??

Buffy you can't invite your watcher (who I definitely didn't sleep with) to Christmas because he wouldn't want to come (it'd be awkward cause he and I fucked and you don't know that yet) -Joyce Summers

I'll take the dead tree, probably costs a whole lot less than any of those boring green ones

I hope you slept like shit Angel

Hi Faithhhh

Faith shut it say you'll go to Christmas dinner

Giles. Rolled up sleeves. Hot.

Ew Angels here fml

PUNCH HIM GILES

YOURE RIGHT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT GO BURN IN HELL

YESSSS THE CROSSBOW (But is it the same crossbow jenny shot him with because I'm sure he probably burned that one after everything that happened but I want it to be the same one and I want it to shoot angel)

I hope your dreams suck eat shit and die

You're right, angel, you should

Jennyyyyy

Oh gods the not touching almost touching but she can't actually touch him and it's not even actually her omigod I'm not okay

And when he turns and doesn't see her I'M CHEWING FUCKING DRYWALL HERE

Why couldn't we get jenny back instead of Angel

Thank goodness angel left

Oh ffs were in the past again

Wow it must be so hard for angel to have to live knowing he orphaned a little boy... probably way harder than it was for the little boy who got orphaned

JENNY STAY FOREVER PLEASEEE

Calendiles grandchildren :'(((

You might be over it Jenny but I'm not </3

My fucking heart

"I don't want to make you feel bad" well step aside then jenny cause I sure do. I'm ready to commit defenestration here

You know what would solve all of your problems right now? And save you having to ask your watcher for help with the vamp who tortured him and murdered the only woman he ever truly loved? Staking Angel.

IM SORRY A HALF CIRCLE WINDOW BEING VISIBLE WHEN BUFFY AND GILES ARE TALKING ABOUT ANGEL

I still don't know how we're supposed to feel bad for him

I'LL HURT HIM FOR YOU JENNY I'M OFFERING MY SERVICES

Jenny should be running her finger through giles' hair like that

Idc that it's a dream fuck off with that especially when jennys in this episode and she and Rupert can't have awesome sex, you know, on account of the fact that Jennys fucking dead!

Willow, sex won't solve problems. Not when said problems were cause by you cheating and you only just reconciled

Let him burn idc

LET HIM BURN

Oh buffy </3333

Let it Snow (after Angel burns)

Anyway all I want for Christmas is my jenny back and also for angel to burn

Ffs snow ruined angels death

I absolutely hate how the episode ends with them looking all couple-y like fuck off give me calendiles. Oh wait, you can't. In fact, you spent the ENTIRE EPISODE REMINDING ME THAT JENNY'S DEAD BECAUSE ANGEL FUCKING KILLED HER FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT ENDING

#:) :/ :( #:'( </3 #rupert giles #jenny calendar #buffy summers #calendiles #xander harris #faith lehane #amends #angel #willow rosenberg #oz osbourne #i dont think im very normal rn either

[sherwoodknights]

SP 1999 EPISODE 4 LIVEBLOG

And we are back!!!! Been a couple of days but I'm super excited to see what happens now

Yessss you go you random man you hit chauvvy with your gun for no reason!!!

HELENE IS WITH THE FOREST REBELS?????

GO OFF GIRL TEAR HIM APART!!!

"God is on our side!" "Then why are you losing?" Damnnnnnn

ALUCARD FROM CASTLEVANIA IS BACK AND HE IS BEING A WHINY BITCH

Awwww him and Helene are kinda cute tho <33333

They are my new stupid babygirl otp actually <333

Coughy fucker be GONE!

NOOOOO GABRIELLE IS AT THE CONVENT WE'RE ALL FUCKED

Gabrielle is 2 seconds from backhanding a nun and that's honestly iconic

Oh fuck they're searching it they're gonna find Margot

Yep they've got her

MARGOT WHY CAN'T YOU MANAGE 2 SECONDS WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED SMH

Chauvelin has a talent for hitting nerves my god

HELENE YOU IDIOT HES GOING TO FIGURE OUT ITS YOU IF YOU ARENT CAREFUL

Percy and Andrew swordfighting, I am looking respectfully <33333

He just wants his wife back goddammit

Jesus christ that's a lot of dead nuns

Damn they didn't even bother to give Margot papers that were convincing

DONT SLAP MY WIFE JUST BECAUSE SHE CALLES YOU A BITCH GABRIELLE

YES ALUCARD YOU ATTACK THOSE HEATHENS OR WHATEVER I BELIEVE IN YOU <333

Oooo Chavvy getting told again

COUGHY FUCKER STOP STABBING PEOPLE CHALLENGE

Percy really just walked in and demanded to see Gabrielle and it worked

OH SHIT HES IMPERSONATING CHAVELIN AJDJDJSNDBJDIEEND

Stop flirting with the hot evil woman!!!!! But also honestly who wouldn't

"Be careful" "I'm always careful" actual literal lies but okay whatever you say

DONT GIVE IT AWAY MARGOT YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

Percy bigging up the Pimpernel while he's in disguise <3333

"Resourceful beyond belief, a thorn in the side of the Republic-" "and altogether too big for his boots" SIR ANDREW FFOULKES YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

They're all enjoying the Chavelin disguise ploy way too much and it's amazing

DONT TOUCH MY WIFE GABRIELLE

OH SHIT REAL CHAUVELIN IS AT THE GATE ASKING TO SEE HER

THEY'RE GONNA CONVINCE HER THAT CHAUVVY IS PERCYYYYYY

YES MARGOT GET HIMMMM

YES GABRIELLE BACKHAND CHAUVELIN LIKE A GIRLBOSS

More Henri and Helene content wooooooooo

Gabrielle why are you locking the door

PERCY NO

GET AWAY FROM HER CLEAVAGE YOU HAVE A WIFEEEE

OH SHIT YOU GO PERCY

Sexiest prison break out there tbh

Rip to Gabrielle what a loser

Shut the fuck up don't you dare hurt Henri or he'll Alucard your ass

Nvm Henri is so pathetic but that's why i love him <333 wet rag of a man

Oh their plan is going to go so horribly wrong isn't it, they're so fucked

BREAKING NEWS: Pathetic Boyfriend and His Catholic Peasant Boy Band Lose So Hard It Hurts

NOOOOOO SHE SHOT MY BOY

Honestly Helene knows what she wants at least

HELENE WHY WOUKD YOU GO TO THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE YOU IDIOT

BREAKING NEWS: Reinforcements Doomed To Pathetically Fail

NOOOOO THEY SHOT HENRI RIGHT IN THE CHEST

HELENE DONT RUN TO HIM DO YOU WANT TO DIE

AND HELENES BEEN SHOT AS WELL NOW

BREAKING NEWS: My Favourite Pathetic Loser Couple Are Doomed

Awwwwww Chauvvy cares about Helene and wants her to be safe, that's what we call character development boys and girls

BEGONE GABRIELLE

GO CHAUVVY

HE SHOT GABRIELLE MY GOD

Pathetic teary-eyed Chauvelin is best Chauvelin?????

Maybe I can possibly forgive him for killing Tony a little bit

Helene my babygirl dont leave me like this

BREAKING NEWS: This OTP Has No Fucking Survivors What The Fuck

Episode 4 is finished and with it comes the end of the second 2-parter!!!!

This one was an absolute roller coaster and had me feeling a lot of emotions, but I enjoyed it nonetheless, shoutout to this shows ability to get me invested in a couple that have only been together on screen for a single episode

#sky liveblogs #sky watches sp1999 #the scarlet pimpernel #the scarlet pimpernel 1999 #richard e. grant #martin shaw #elizabeth mcgovern

[ladytauria]

Oh my gosh Tim is so into the supernatural of Gotham he wants to discover it all and Jason is so into Tim he can’t say no to him <3 can’t wait for him to turn out to be something more than a medium and for Tim to fuck him about it

y e s he really really is xD

Tim has set out with one goal and one goal only: find undeniable evidence of the supernatural. Jason is just along for the ride & desperately wishing he wasn't. Dick is laughing at him.

and yessss <3333 you know me so well nonny xD

#plans for this were written before i got comfortable writing smut but like #they're probably gonna fuck about it lbr #lovely anons #asks and answers #my favorite thing is tim being really enthusiastic / into something and jason just trailing after him like a big (worried) puppy #well #one of my favorite things anyway #bfu au

[wantbytaemin]

hii miss ana if it is not too much trouble could you tell me your fave lino vocal moments in skz songs 🎤 ? Mine personally is the beginning of boxer because i love the speaking->rapping progression i just think he's so cool thats all

sorry you sent this on shinee night so it marinated a little in my inbox however here i am ready & excited bc YESSSS boxer exactly EXACTLY. i loveeee rap lino i’m so sorry for loving fun and being right. while on rap lino topic i love him in n/s too when he forces his lower register a little and makes his voice deeper than it comfortably usually goes ouhhh i love that shit sm. also district 9 rap FOREVER<3 (when he sounds rude as fuck like god intended when making him <- said w hearts in eyes) and ITEM<3333 the ‘full op’ so so good to me.

i also love it THE most when he gets a little silly & a little goofy with it like the PTUI PTUI PTUI in thunderous he was born to do exactly that i think (plus the yelled rap is so good WOLLAE PPITAKAE give it to meeeee!) and in that same vein i loooove his part in cheese oh you think dudududu is funny??? having a headache is funny to you????? YUM i could eat that little guy for breakfast but that’s off topic. also same vibe when he yells out the maniac in maniac chorus that’s my maniacal guyyyyy<333

i also wanna give a special shoutout to autotune lino bc i love autotune as a tool to make shit more FUN and i loooove it in drive i think it rly makes the song and also his part in any❤️ and in MIA too heheheh SO much fun to me

now don’t read this bit bc it will reveal i care a little bit in the soft way 😾 bc i love when he sings all sweet & high like in winter falls (the loved you loved you loved you) & in fuckass case 143 the entire walking next to you but im falling verse i wish i was immune but i haven’t been vaccinated against it sadly & also let’s get away from the cheesy sweetie bits but kinda similarly i looove all his parts in taste but esp the falsettos and baby baby don’t tease me he just sings so prettily when he wants to <3 (but i never said that)

and my favorite favorite favorite when he SINGS like in limbo & in love me or leave me but esp the day6 cover like. i feel like that’s truly where his strength lies in terms of using his voice and im sooo excited at the prospect of him possibly exploring it more in the future bc i would Love to hear it 🫶🏻

#you: i just think he’s cool that’s all #me: i think he’s lame and sucks [types paragraphs upon paragraphs] #tysm for sending i actually had sm fun cataloguing these and thinking abt what i love in each song/part hihi #stray kids #medvjedić lino

[nonbinaryaubrey]

oh yeah i also did another of headspace hero w a binder (slightly more headcanon-y)

thsi is so real too .. hero with the swag.. who cheered !! (me !!!!! i cheered YESSSS!!!) <3333

#asks #egret-orchids #aubrey.txt

[the1975attheirverybest]

hi 🍀 here! not sure what your request status is atm and I don’t wanna overwhelm you with stuff so pls ignore this or leave it for later if you like! Hope ur doing well today! <3333

I was thinking of maybe something new with sub matty, ik there’s been lots of him lately but honestly I would die for him he is all I think about. I believe you wrote a little blurb recently about Matty shutting the reader up w/ his fingers in her mouth, and I thought something similar but with the roles reversed would be 👀😮‍💨🥵😩

Thx love!

Omg hiiii babyyyy it’s been a minute. How’ve you been?

Oh my gosh yessss!!! Like, maybe he’s been really whiny while in subspace. Orrrr, she’s pegging him for the first time in a while, and he keeps crying out, and she’s trying to tell him to be quiet but he won’t listen.

“P-please. Harder, please.”

“You want me to go harder than this? Seriously?”

“Mhm…please, baby. Feels so- so good.”

She pulls the strap on all the way out, and then thrusts back in, harder this time. Matty let’s put a loud, high pitched moan.

“Hush now. Everyone’s gonna hear us.”

But he’s way past being embarrassed at this point. He can’t stop begging for more, moaning our, and crying for her the more she fucks him.

“Open that pretty mouth of yours. Gotta put it to good use. Maybe you should practice sucking like a good whore.” She sticks her fingers into his mouth and makes him suck on them the way she wants him to clean up her strap on later.

#🍀 anon

[gnomeboops]

AAAA MY MUM BOUGHT BE A DIGITICKET TO JANGLE BALL <33 heres the liveblog of act 1:

aa its so good to see them all performing together again!!!

HOLY SHIT TWISTED GAVE ME FUCKING GOOSEBUMPS

lauren wrapping up the show😭

THE I DONT WANNA DO THE WORK TODAY DANCE

OHH ITS CLIMATE CHANGE AS WELL

lauren is such a queen here

I LOVE HOW EVERYONES JUST GOING MAD LMAO COREY WITH THE MIC AND JAMIE IS JUST NOWHERE NEAR IM SO OBSESSED W THIS

we're gonna break the mic and its gonna be a Problem!

you werent even IN this show!

AAAAAAAA JAMIE!!!!!

this would be such a beautiful song if it weren't literally about shit

JOEYS GONE BEAST MODE

my lips are- my LIMBS are going weak. not my lips

OH MY GOD JAMIE AND JAIME SINGING TOGETHER <3333

i wonder whos going to be lex

did you know if you spend money your kids will love you maybe <3

oh there is no lex–

SLAY COREY

ITS INSANITYYYYYY

OHH UVE WATCHED THE CLIPS OF JAY SINGNING STUTTER TOO MANY TIMES IS THIS IS

YESSSSSSSSS

I GASPED

IVE SEEN CLIPS OF HALF OF THIS SO MANY TIMES IVE VEEEN REWATCHING THEM SO MUCH SHES AMAZINGGGGGGG

SHE SHOULD BE FAMOUS I FUCKING LOVE HER OH MY GODDDDD

AAAA RUN AWAY WIHH TH ME

THATS LIKE ONE OG THE ABSOLUTE SONGS EVER WVER EVER

HOLY SHIT THIS VERSION >>>>>>>>> THE BACKING MUSIC AAAAAAAAAAAA

AKSJDJDJF AJ THIS IS SO FUNNY

The Gilderoy Lockhard Singers(tm)

why dud i mever realise that lyric was banal?

aj wrapping up the show😭

KIM AS ONE OF THE BARISTAS

JOEYS RUN AKSJDJDJFH

THE WIGGLY JINGLE AAAAAA

THE TRANSITION INTO THE GOLDEN RULE THIS IS SO SO GOOD

the flossing??😭 i love them so much

IS SHE GONNA DO QUEEN B

AAAAAA YESSSS

oh ny god getting to see her move around the stage while doing it makes it so mych better

it is the most wonderful time of the year. which means it is time..... TO DIEEEE

YEAH WE'RE A CULT NOW BABEY

jaime wrapping up the show😭

SHOW STOPPIN NUMBER?

spotlight on mr ingenue (fight ensues)

OHH ITS THAT CHRISTMAS VERSION OF STATUS QUO

now maybe im just not american but i love the implication that santa is responsible for making it snow

oh joey sing let it go for your elves cmon

SANTA CLAUS IS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL TO THE TUNE OF I WANNA BE THIS IS AMAZING

the real villain is capitalism.... vhscc 2021 preshow vibes

#starkid #jangle ball tour #god i adore them so so much #gnomeantics original 🌟

[aayo-whatt]

helloooo love <3

i has watched the sfgae and yessss its very good hehe (i've also read the books) love the characters and the world :)

alsoalsoalso *hugs* 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

hi darlingg <33

OH MY GODDDDD i watched it like two days ago and am fully obsessed with it now like it is most of personality atp

i started reading the book today, and have read 28 pages - i still love it unnaturally (even more so)

TYYYYYYYY doubling that for youuu <3333

#my question has been questioned #mutuals~ #kyra darling #this mutual tag has made me want to call you darling near constantly btw

[lookismaddict]

Rendezvous

Chap 11

Finally!! WE GOT THE CHAP 11 WE BEEN WAITING FOR! HEM hem.

For this review, the spice basically go taste like sweet kimchi. It prefect for any dish without needing water/milk for it.

Gun wanting to hear his home name Yuzuru basically a master piece and a calling for his simp lol.

Mmm mirror that so erotic and being pressed to the window screen basically made me go damn girl you gonna print your face/breast to the screen like a hand print to the window, when the cleaner see this they probably gonna automatic think "damn the couple really gone wild yesterday"

Y/n!! You forgot to give the tie again. Haha.. I kinda wonder what is her reaction to gun being Shiro oni welp that will be later on to worry.

Seeing Gun being Jealous bf basically made go can you just marry her already, I already betting on Gun that he have a kink of lactation and risky day for y/n while breeding her.

I wonder if gun gonna have boner in the morning. Morning bj from y/n basically a fever dream of Gun as he know y/n is too shy and will have a crisis when she wake up feeling the head ache lol.

All I Think is that y/n basically go "yep, I have confessed to him there is no need to shy away from this sassy guy (goes on a crisis moment). And I want to go out to buy breakfast but can't as I am pizza pepperoni color. And why do I feel something hard on my belly" y/n can remember yesterday aftermath but still have migraine from all the alcohol.

I already know this is the beginning of Gun and y/n can't keep thier hands on themselves arc lol.

But I just wanna see original Daniel crashing into thier home as he need training for the upcoming fight/war.

Gun surely gonna force y/n to fight Daniel just so it won't lead to another shedding into the lustfull moment when he teaching her how to fight one on one also multi as Daniel need to learn how to fight many people lol.

I kinda wanna see the mext chap have morning smut also to break the pattern of 3 no spice - 3 spice chaps.

OK SOOO UHHH… If you guys haven’t notice, I accidentally put “Voyeurism” in the NSFW warning, and I got that mixed up with Exhibitionism. SORRY 😅🙏🏽 (I keep getting those confused but now, I understood them better.)

SPICE LIKE KIMCHI!!! 😂🌶

Yessss “Yuzuru” supremacy, STAND UP!!! 😤✊🏽

OMG AGAJSHJSSJS NOT THE HOTEL CLEANER. 💀💀💀 I HAVEN’T THOUGHT AB THAT. BUT YES, THEY’LL PROBABLY BE LIKE “Damn, they really went AT IT LAST NIGHT-” 👁👄👁

There will be a perfect time for her to give him the gift… I promise you all. 😌🙌🏽 Tbh, that’s gonna be revealed in the later chapters soooo you guys won’t see her reaction until later on. 😅 (sorry it isss what it isssss)

OMGAHSJHSJSHSKSJSJSH UH HA HA... WELL.... WE SHALL SEE. 👀

HAHAHAHAHAHA her shy side is cuter. He'd DEFINITELY be into that, knowing how she can be a bit over the top. 💀 freaky a-

SHE'S GONNA FREAK OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭 Like sorry sweetie, that's just how it is-

Me when you said that it's the start of the arc:

All of you who are excited and have been waiting for this point of the story:

YOU ALREADY KNOW I’M GONNA GO CRAZY WITH THE IDEAS HERE. SO PREPARE YOURSELVESSSSS. 😈

Omg Daniel, smol bean! He's such a sweetheart. I can't wait to write about him at some point. Not sure when though, so we shall see...

OH YES, WHAT A SAVE GUN. 💀💀💀 You can't show yourself all hot and bothered by (Y/N)'s skills, so you have to have her fight Daniel instead. Ugh, don't you love it when you have your lover fight your own battles for you? 😭😭 I'm not sorry for bullying him. But Daniel really needs the experience for sure.

Oh the three spice chapters wasn't my intention at all. It was just by chance, and I plan to break that. Hehehehe...

ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL CHAPTER REVIEWS SAM!!! I LOVE READING THEM SOOOOOO MUUUCH!!! 😩😩💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 AND I LOVE HEARING YOUR THOUGHTS. <3333 CAN'T WAIT TO READ YOUR NEXT REVIEW!!

#SLIMESAM'S RENDEZVOUS REVIEWS 👏🏽 #lookism #lookismaddict #lookismaddictq&a #slimesam thoughts ✨ #Rendezvous #Rendezvous ideas #gun park x reader #gun park x y/n

[toomanyfandomsorkinafs]

ME again! You know what time it is!

Okay, so first, there was a post I wanted to reblog, but it didn't want to let me reblog it, so just so you know the feeling is mutual about becoming mutuals and having all of my love <3 /p

Also, Pretty Person messaged back! We are meeting up next Thursday, and while I doubt I will be able to score a date, I at least get to see them and that's going to have to be good enough for me lol.

Work is a pain, and I feel awful, but I only have to get through the weekend and then I have a day off or two, plus I get pain in two days, so I just have to keep pushing.

It is also very hot here, well, humid anyway, and working over the stove is certainly not helping. However, it is supposed to start cooling off soon (hopefully) which should keep things cooler while working.

work calls so I have to cut this short Love you <3 /p

Yay! It’s ramble time!

O0O ♡0♡ thank you! <3333/p

OH MY GOD,!? YESSSS!!! Believe in your self!! I know you’ll get a date with the pretty person(I want love😭)

Anything that is not just sleeping in my bed is pain. Hope there’s something you can find to love about it to make it more manageable!

You know?! And my insecurities won’t let me take off my jacket(cause I’ve got random bruises that where made in accident and on purpose) so like I’m boiling😭 Here where I’m from summer is almost year round but we have rain season for the winter months where it’s just raining so much!

Thank you for rambling with me! <3/p

#Rambles #flowering asks #:3

[tatakaeeren]

Lavender back! As expected you're the kindest and sweetest person ever and doesn't have dislikes <3333. But PhD school is 5 years and I want to do it neurodegenerative sciences research (so like schizophrenia, alzheimer's disease, stuff like that!)

now for our favorite romance tropes

enemies to lovers

GOSH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS like the tension that this creates is UNRIVALED I LOVE it *SLAMS CREDIT CARD ON THE TABLE* i love it when they both are like academic rivals or something it just makes me go insane i love i love i love (OR COWORKERS? PLEASE????) (or like in kamisama where from literally the first meeting you can feel the tension just build and build like ARGH)

kuuderes

you already know how i feel about these and i scream so loud for it every time i will cheer from the bleachers for a solid kuudere yamada akito I'm looking at you my amazing boy i just love it so much i love

delinquents, social outcasts, edgy man

look i live for this, especially in a manga it just hits differently gosh when they have like the piercings, the rings, the like edgy style YES I KNOW IT'S SO CLICHE AND I WILL FOLD every time. EVERY SINGEL. TIME.

and what about youuuuu? (honorable mention is age gaps but that's getting too thirsty for me and i need to reel myself in)

ahahaah oh I do dislike things...I just don't hate them 🤣 ...soon you will find out I'm actually not a hater, I'm indifferent if I don't like something I just ignore it lol. 5 more years?!?! woahhh that's a lot but neurodegenerative sciences research sounds so fascinating and interesting, and I feel that there isn't much research about certain diseases yet.

YESSSS YES YESS AND YESSS to all of them!!! they are also my faves (including age gaps (done with delicacy and development and eventually all the characters aged up) , also I'm sorry but I'm a basic b*tch and I do enjoy my love triangles hahah I usually suffer because I also root and love the one that never wins "second male lead syndrome" 😭 . Oh I also love a good deconstruction of the shoujo tropes, the ones that are not your typical shoujo storylines or have interesting twists.

Since you mentioned "delinquents, social outcasts, edgy man" these are the few that I've been reading recently that fit the description in case you want to check them out (I'm terrible at giving summaries sorryyyyyy) but they are really good and I love all the character so much... i wouldn't be surprised if one of them becomes your fav too :)

Fundari, Kettari, Aishitari

Hikaeme ni Itte mo, Kore wa Ai

Museru Kurai no Ai wo Ageru

Uruwashi no Yoi no Tsukii

Hotaru no Yomeiri

#let me know if you give them a go! #also.. *high five* we have the same taste in romance manga XD #lavender anonie💜