#oh-i-swear

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

#i can't believe i have to day it but autism /is/ a disablity. its disabling. meltdowns are part of that. #'oh this is a lukewarm take' you dumbshit fucks have been throwing the word neurodivergent and meltdown around so #casually they have both been said at me with the same disdain as a swear word. you guys will accept making fun of autistic people #if someone jn your circle who is 'cool' does it first. at your big ages. shut the hell up

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#miette #spiders georg #tumblrstuff #meme #1k #One Thousand Notes #oh! oh! #I swear I can math in real life #10k #tumblr is insane #is this post making the miette tag trend #20k #I know there are more than 333 cat owners #It was a small sample size #40k #50k #75k #100k

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

This week's Discord Prompt!

JJK X OHSHC

Find @cocoabell drawing here

#warning! hc dump in the tags #it just FITS SO WELLL EXCUSE ME #like satoru is such a obnoxious brat he fits tamaki so well #oh if gege was one generation younger i swear to god he'd state ooch as his inspo instead of hxh and macros #and shoko being haruhi??? same unbotherednes it just fits #geto being Mom??? AHAHHAHAHAHA #mommy and daddy present lmao #ah and haibara and nanami AAAAAAAAAA #yuji just simply fits because of sukuna #im on a rewatch with cocoabells and we're having the time of our lifes #jjk #fanart #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #shoko ieiri #geto suguru #yuji itadori #sukuna #nanami kento #yu haibara #ouran high school host club #crossover #au #IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart

[supernovasilence]

Ok we all talk about the Pevensies' trauma at returning to Earth at the end of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and their trouble readjusting to life there again but think of all the funny/good parts too

They return from the country, and their mom is surprised when all her children hug her at the station. Even Peter, who thinks he's all grown up. Even Edmund, who went away surly and withdrawn. She doesn't know her children haven't seen her in over a decade.

They miss their dear Cair Paravel, but they absolutely do not miss its chamber pots. Indoor plumbing is amazing.

It takes a while to remember how modern technology works, though. How many heart attacks did the siblings give their parents or the professor because they walked into a dark room only to turn on the light and find the children sitting there in the dark. (They were by the window! There was still plenty of light from the sunset! They would have gotten a candle in a minute!) The kids sheepishly remember oh yeah electricity is a thing.

(Edmund has a new electric torch in Prince Caspian. He was so excited to get that torch. Almost more excited than you'd think a kid his age would be, and his parents expect Peter at least to tease him, but the siblings all agree light in your hand at the touch of a switch is terrific.)

Suddenly getting really high grades in some subjects and terrible in others. Their grammar, reading comprehension, spelling, vocab, even penmanship? Amazing. History and geography? They don't remember anything. One time in class Susan forgets Earth is round and wants to die.

Also they can never remember what the date is supposed to be because Narnia uses different months and years. They can estimate time really well by looking at the sun though, and Edmund at least can always tell which way is north etc without thinking about it (again, using the sun)

Okay but how many times did they go to pick something up or reach something and realize they are so much shorter and less muscled than they expect? It's a common sight to see Peter climbing on counters to reach a top cabinet, grumbling about how he's High King this is demeaning. (No he never takes the extra five seconds to grab a stool. He will climb that shelf.)

Peter and Susan being delighted because they are no longer almost thirty. (In a few years Edmund and Lucy will tease them about being old and their parents will not understand.)

Lucy doesn't have to deal with periods anymore for a few years yet. Susan might not either. Heck yeah

Lucy loves to climb into her siblings' laps and be cuddled. In Narnia she eventually she grew too big, but now she is small and snuggleable again. Peter is her favorite, and if she's upset, he'll tickle her and tell bad jokes until she's smiling again, but really she loves cuddling with all her family. She grew up without her parents; how many times did she just want to crawl into her mom's lap and her mom was a world away? Imagine the first time she realizes she can now. Or, imagine one day, a cold and grey sort of day, when the rain is pattering against the windows, and it sounds like the rain on the windows of the Professor's house, that first day they went exploring. It sounds like the day they played hide and seek. It sounds so like the rain on the windows of Cair Paravel, that if Lucy closes her eyes she can imagine she's back there, having tea and chatting with Mr. Tumnus before the fireplace of her room, and soon the rain will stop, and they will go out on the balcony and wave to the naiads and the dryads and the mermaids, who have come out to enjoy the rain and visit one other on the banks of the Great River winding past Cair Paravel down to the sea.

But if Lucy looks out the window, all she'll see is the rain over London, so it's not only a cold and grey sort of day, it's a lonely sort of day too.

Susan and Edmund are playing chess in the living room (and they must have studied with Professor Kirke, thinks their mother, because they certainly weren't that good when they left). Lucy goes over to Edmund, and oh dear, thinks their mother, now he's going to call her a baby and be horrible to her, but instead he picks her up and puts her on his lap without even taking his eyes off the chessboard; it's simply a matter of course.

"Doesn't the rain sound familiar?" says Lucy in a solemn, wistful way.

Their mother doesn't know what that means, but her siblings must, because Susan says, "Yes, Lu, it does,” and Edmund gives her a little hug with his free arm as she tucks herself under his chin to watch the chess match.

(Five minutes later there is a crash from the next room as Peter falls off a counter. Their mother does not understand the words he must have picked up from the Professor, but he's grounded for them anyway. His siblings have no respect for their High King, because they refuse to stop laughing.)

#the chronicles of narnia #narnia headcanons #peter pevensie #susan pevensie #edmund pevensie #lucy pevensie #helen pevensie #the pevensies #okay this did end up a little bittersweet at the end but I tried #let's all just focus on the high king falling off counters alright #and yes the siblings all picked up narnian swear words and i refuse to believe otherwise #i'm also suddenly wondering how much language drift there is in narnia #when the pevensies return in prince caspian are all the swear words/exclamations they learned outdated? #are they using the narnian equivalent of oh horsefeathers? #nova actually posts stuff #long post // #the higher the queuer #post lww pevensies #soft post lww headcanons

[ryllen]

sebek, exposed once again

#fsdsdh THIS IS THE LAST ONE I SWEAR #TWISTED WONDERLAND #twst #sebek zigvolt #ace trappola #deuce spade #lilia vanrouge #twst mc #twst yuu #fanart #oh sebek #he'll just eat the photo next time

[lover-of-mine]

All aboard the clown car 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

#i swear to God DUDE #oh my god #911 abc #911 #thoughts thoughts thoughts #ryan guzman #he needs go shut up #like stay quiet #put him back in pr jail #911 spoilers

[lazylittledragon]

i really drew that much stobin/unus annus and never put them in the suits until now

#stobin #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #unus annus #we're so back we're so back we're so back #i'm getting back to these i SWEAR. lots of heavy commissions lately #iirc the next one is doing eachother's makeup in the dark #tag question: which video is the Most them #cooking with sex toys def was but i've done that one already #i think the birth/parenting trilogy is very them #and camp unus annus #oH and the nude portraits

[bluesnailsstuff]

getting a scolding

#welcome home #shitpost #wally is only concerned about how he'll get his mail now #oh boy i need sleep #i swear im actually drawing i swear #welcome home arg #my art #bluesnailsstuff

[laddercat]

*panting, limping, pale, eye bags, huge armpit sweat stains, missing a limb*

so side order is great right

#side order #pearl hozuki #marina ida #pearlina #acht mizuta #dedf1sh #agent 8 #splatoon 3 #laddercat art #probably wont be posting any real art for the next couple of days... weeks #butAHHH i love this gamemode. even if i suck at it #i'll try to make my next posts more polished i swear #ive been restraining myself to not get on tumblr too much to avoid spoilers #oh yeah im not done with it by the way haha

[egophiliac]

oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #surprise! it's actually everyone else's backstory! #screaming. just screaming forever. #malenoa my new beloved #like. i kind of figured something had happened to malleus' parents because maleficia seems to be his only relative? #but i didn't know it was going to be a whole THING #hey silver did your shitbag ancestor kill malleus' mom #oh boy this is going to be super embarrassing for you #also i keep interpreting レヴァーン as raven and i kind of think that's not the intended meaning #it's probably supposed to be like. lavern or something? #however #it means i keep thinking of malleus' dad as raven. his cool raven dad who mysteriously disappeared 400 years ago. that guy. raven. #and slowly sliding my eyes towards the explicitly raven-themed character who literally has 'raven' written on his design #do you...do you think that... #it couldn't be. but do you think... #i swear to god if crowley takes off his mask and goes 'SON' i'm gonna #i don't even know what i'd do but crowley darth vader-ing malleus would be the twist of the fucking century #truly the funniest possible outcome. i kind of do actually want it to be true now #sorry mal turns your dad is an enormous dork and also the principal #bright side no one is going to be intimidated by you anymore

[seizethegay420]

#HAHA #OH MY GOD #PHOENIX #I love how when you arent playing as Phoenix he seems all cool and mysterious #the turnabout terror #no one ever knows what hes thinking #but this is his internal monologue #bro probably passes a grey poodle on the street and thinks “stick a cravat on that and its practically Miles” #he thinks the most out of pocket shit i swear #phoenix wright #phoenix wright x miles edgeworth #phoenix x miles #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #narumistu #ace attorney soj #ace attorney spirit of justice #ace attorney #apollo justice trilogy

[riverthebooknerd]

"but why do you even ship them-" IT BRINGS ME JOY AND WHIMSY!!!!!!!

#sonadow #kerdly #capsei #valgrace #superbat #hijack #revalink #sidlink #shellshocked #leosagi #bagelbites #tenrose #god i am so tired #also i'm just noticing that most of these are mlm ships??? i'm not fetishizing them i swear but wtf is up with that #for some reason literally every wlw ship is leaving my mind #um. um. OH #harlivy #karababs #uhhhh #wow it should not be this difficult to think of women #suselle #bubbline #zelink #okay i think that evens it out a little bit #“bUt LiNk IsN't A gIrL” stfu

[ballad-of-the-lamb]

has the lamb ever encountered creatures from other dimensions? like say...a strange spider?

they've both encountered the little spider that got spat out from the teleportation sigil one day. he is a sweet thing, and if anything happened to him, they'd kill everyone and then themselves.

#cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl webber #you know that one joke #SHUT UP. IM GOING TO KILL THE NEXT PERSON I SEE I SWEAR TO GOD #hello hi i'm so happy to see you!!!! #hheeYY OH MY GODD... #that's basically how narinder meeting webber went

[king-of-teeth]

extreme self indulgent doodles of an idea I barely see in fics that we need more of (the fentons start researching a "ghost deterrent" plant thinking it'll keep ghosts out of the area but what really makes it a deterrent is that it's basically catnip/weed & ghosts get too high to do anything bad lol)

#danny phantom #dp #i swear every time i search 'drugs' on AO3 it's always drug abuse/depressing fics #where are my funny haha weed fics!! #just let them get high and hang out #tucker and sam eventually bring danny to frostbite and he's like “oh he'll be fine actually more than fine dw lol” #drugs cw

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yall know the "after first kiss" meme

there are three types of pairing

the meme:

#oh man click for better quality i think tumblr is nerfing it again #casually slides laughingstock into the main tag. im going to be hunted for sport #anyway im still a popstar believer and advocate #I Swear They're Endgame #unless they arent! but i have faith #wailing sobbing etc these three pairings make me crazy #oughhhhh #one is technically canon the second i believe will be canon the third is just me being unwell #and i cherish all of em <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcomehome #franklydear #wh popstar #laughingstock #i feel it in my heart that these are accurate #or.. no... not feel it... desperately hope while sweating profusely