#oh. mon. dieu

[because-its-eurovision]

First rehearsal of France

#QUEEEEEEN #I'M SHOOK #oh mon dieu vive la france #france #eurovision #2023 #esc spoilers

[the-gay-prometheus]

The era of British and American Frankenstein is OVER.

OVER, I TELL YOU!

The next time I see Victor Frankenstein in visual media he better be wearing lederhosen and a funky little felt hat blowing on an alphorn trying to sell me extra strength Ricola that'll raise a man from the dead

#shitpost #i need this man to be sayin 'Oh mOn dIEU thE hORrOrs Of mINE oWN crEAtION' in the goofiest accent ever #no more of this posh bri'ish crap or this heehoo im an amurican bs #no shade on actual swiss people but also i'm sorry i just think swiss accents sound goofy (in a good way - again absolutely no shade) #anyways #Frankenstein #mary shelley's frankenstein #victor frankenstein #the modern prometheus #prometheus speaks #also canonically the sorcerer's stone is actually just extra strength ricola I'm sorry y'all i don't make the rules #and ernest better be stuffing his face with chocolate in the after credits scene because my boy absolutely deserves it #also - frankenstein family dinner over a pot of fondue when???????????

[orangerosebush]

"Little fanfare"? I mean, yeah, I guess, if we count the principal celebration here as being "a vicariously enjoyed memeing of the burning of the goat by Americans keeping up online", rather than being the celebration experienced after it burns by the people for whom this celebration is like... in their city. Look: the Gävle Goat has been burned to the ground most years since its first appearance in 1966 -- by 2021, 35 out of 55 goats had been destroyed or damaged in some way (and every year since, it has burned)! Even being generous to certain framings in this post, there have been deeply sincere -- not tongue-in-cheek -- viral news articles and posts by non-Swedish users about celebrating the burning of the goat for probably a decade!

#85k... oh mon dieu #It's reasonable to make the claim that international online interest in the Gävle Goat has increased over the years #but causality here is iffy #and this portrayal of the nature of the tradition supplants like... posting digital pictures of the goat burning for the offline burning of #which is v internet tbf #and also omfg as if Tumblr interest in the goat doesnt have an important link to the viral 2013 post about it! like even online people have #found this thrilling in a sincere way for years #sorry for being a grinch but. 85k for this??? it's getting facebook-y in here....

[suzufield]

toddlers, the lot of 'em

#formula e #sacha fenestraz #jake hughes #rené rast #norman nato #NAHH THEM 2 FIXATED ON THE GAME LIKE ACTUAL CHILDREN SADMFKJH #fe #also is that jake saying OH MON DIEU NONNNN #french moment????

[sacrer-blu]

I am wondering how mon team is holding up, ah, des thoughts of an sleepless head...

I miss them

#tf2 blu spy #the head that rambles #'OH MON DIEU! SACRÉ BLEU!' #<- reference

[quitedisastrous]

oh god don't tell me there's a second one. oh no

#i am not going to acknowledge it. i'm not going to let it exist in my mind. i don't even know what the plot is but #i know it's going to be way worse #oh god. watching the video in the screenshot and mon dieu. the animation #god it's going to be so fucked up. head in hands #sees a clip with the animation again and explodes into one thousand pieces

[ssseriema]

YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAA!!!!!

#SCREAMING #IT HAPPENED #4K IS MY CURSED NUMBER. FOR REASONS #BUT IM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY #IT FINALLY HAPPENED #IVE NEVER HAD SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING MY ART MORE THAN HERE ON SILLY MINECRAFT TUMBLR ACCOUNT #OH MON DIEU

[percki]

karlach’s speech after killing gortash… hoo boy

#girl… my girl… #karlach cliffgate #oh mon dieu i’m crying #bg3 #talk tag #bg3 act 3 spoilers

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

Mod realized they somehow followed their own blog

Huh

Wonder if I can do the same with the others >:3

#🍷 mod #LIKE HIW THE FUC #COMME OH MON DIEU.

[anthyies]

girl help. like to be fair the main characters are two men and tumblr is right they are gay about it but the way nobody talks about klaasje or ruby who are both EXTREMELY plot relevant AND canonically gay about it (things jean does not have going for him) is insane.

#esha.txt #it’s genuinely such a good game on all levels mechanics and story wise but OH MON DIEU. THE PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT RUBY THE INSTIGATOR #honestly the people don’t even know about CUNOESSE ive been on a cunoesse kick lately #you don’t get to learn a ton about her because! you are a cop! and that says! a lot!!!

[marksman-ofthe-mist]

something something look at my index proxy remade, boy

#he looks so STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loving this time though if anyone knows the old icarus oh mon dieu. oh mon dieu what was i thinking #anyway redid him now. hes better. better #lor #library of ruina oc #sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry #ocs #icarus mode

[lunasilvis]

France has the tighest 2nd hand stuff... I tell ya. If you ever wanna go antiquing or get some rare (clothing or interior) finds... France is your European gateway to rarity walhalla

#I am on the french market place looking for nice vintage graphic tees... and oh mon dieu 💖 #the brocantes always are the best when in France. it's totally overlooked upon!

[emerald-ocelot]

Im honna scream and cry and explode and mitosis and meiosis and nuclear fission and glycolysis and electron transport chain and cellular respiration and exponential growth and telophase abd lose every single atom that composes my marbles thinking about my favorite characters like i cant cant cant canty vcanty vnjt im gnna im not used to seeing so much amazing art of my favorite characters cause i literally banned myself from looking at any fandom stuff bc i was terrified and now everytime i do i feel like im gonna lose it

OH GOD I HAVE TO WORK UP TO LETTING MYSELF READ FANFICS CAUSE IM TOO SCARED BUT ALSO ILL IDEK WHAT WILL HAPPEN I HAVE SERIOUS BRAINROT THATS BEEN FERMENTING IN MY BRAIN FOR LITERALLY OVER A YEAR HELP

#mcsm #MCSM #MINECRAFT STORY MODE #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #oh mon dieu #sacre dieu #aide moi mon dieu #im not french #i am intermediate in french #i have a french uncle and a french like grandpa or something #He wants me to work at his crêperie #idk i have a humongous family #HELE-ORKOHJGTRKTJK #fihreajhrhrfhfkdHDJHFJDKHJKFDGHJKRJRKTRHKFHJT

[asteralien]

therapist said some of my symptoms sounded psychotic in nature and i proceeded to have the happiest day i've had this year. listened exclusively to fansong electroswing and french pop jazz music. incredible what being Diagnosed with shit will do to your will to live

#oh? how i've been living?? is THAT not healthy????? #my GOD mon DIEU #literally i just kept bursting into laughter in the drive to work #i feel like someone just took the handcuffs off or unlocked my cage #ive been coming out of my cage and i've been doing JUST NOT FINE AT ALL BUT WE'RE GETTING THERE BITCHES #'don't base your identity around your diagnosis' 'we put too much emphasis on diagnosis these days' #okay but how am i supposed to know how to get better. if i don't understand what's wrong. #this shit is EMPOWERING i know that i'm not just morally spiritually intrinsically incapable of being Good anymore!! #being told this makes me feel MORE human!! because this is something that people have! normal kind worthwhile people!! #i'm not just secretly subhuman with delusions of grandeur #one of god's most underwhelming mistakes #some shit got broken in my brain and NOBODY NOTICED until i was nearly 30. but someone noticed. and now i Know #godddddddddd i feel so fuckin free #mythtakes

[halfsiblingsinblue]

...이런. 내가 없던 사이 도대체 무슨 일들이 있었던 거지? 발작은 왜-

...아니다. 발작은 해리의 상태를 고려했을 때 어쩔 수 없다, 워낙 많은 일들이 일어나니까. 하지만 왜 내가 알지 못하는 언어로 말하고 있게 된 거지? 이해 할 수 없다. 우린 분명 배운 적도 없어.

그리고 머리는 왜 이렇게 아픈 거지? 붕 떠있는 느낌이야. 뭐, 항상 떠있긴 하지만. 떨림도 멈추지를 않아... 이렇게 덜덜 떨고 있으면 일 하기가 어려워지는데 말이지.

#skillsposting #(edc coming back from looking for whales and going oh mon dieu at everything that happened the last few days) #whales expedition

[puerto-nic0]

most French person on earth tried to convince me he could’ve conceived a child when he was 12

#I’m 22 he’s 35 and he was like oh mon dieu you could be my son #I then went no that would be too young for you to make a child #And he was like no I definitely could’ve #the French are strange #Then I sucked his dick