#ohhhh you can also be a frog

[misseviehyde]

SYN-SKIN

It was a year since we had moved away from the USA to escape the toxic culture of our education system. The cliques and female led bullying I had experienced had nearly destroyed me. Here in the UK things were not perfect, but they didn't seem to have toxic cheerleaders and impossible beauty standards to live up to.

My mental health had improved, but my younger brothers had worsened. He missed the USA and his friends. Timmy seemed to resent me as a result and blamed me entirely for the move. He seemed to believe if I could learn to fit in better at school we could return to the USA.

One day I came home to find my brother excitedly awaiting to show me something. It was a syn-skin, a synthetic bodysuit he'd been working on. He'd used genetic samples from blonde hair that belonged to my former bullies to grow it.

"Put this on and you can be just as beautiful as your bullies. We can move back home!"

He held out the skin to show me it's tight smooth white flesh, silky blonde hair and eerily beautiful features. She... it... looked just like one of the evil girls who used to really torment me. I was immediately triggered.

"Timmy - please, I don't want to be like those horrible girls. I'm not going to wear that thing."

Grabbing the skin Timmy screamed in rage. "You bitch - I did all this for you. I want to go home! Why don't you want to be more beautiful?"

I watched him go with a deep sadness. I felt bad for my brother and I hoped he would be okay. In hindsight perhaps I should have realised what would happen next.

******

I woke up early the next morning to strange sounds next door in my brothers room. I thought I could hear moans and squeals and a wet 'thwap, thwap' sound.

Blinking in the half light of morning I could see my underwear drawer had been left open. Someone had been in my room whilst I slept and gone through my things!

Walking over to my drawer, I blushed as I remembered it was where I kept my dildo hidden. Had Timmy been through my things?

Thwap, thwap, thwap.

The dildo was gone! I quietly went to open my door and snuck out into the corrider. The door to Timmy's room was open a crack and I put my eye there to see inside.

A beautiful blonde girl the same age as me lay on the bed. Her perfect face was a mask of ecstasy and the sheets were drenched by the puddle of juices leaking out of her tight pussy as she fucked herself with my dildo.

"Yessss mmmmmh fuck yesss!"

Thwap, thwap, thwap.

Her smooth legs were spread wide as she sat frog legged - her pussy stretched nicely out for maximum pleasure. Round perky titties - bigger than mine - bounced on her chest and long manicured fingers worked at her nipples and rubbed to arouse her body.

Soft pink lips moaned in an ecstatic pout as my brother fucked himself like a little whore in the syn-skin. His voice was now high pitched and girly and suddenly the doe-like brown eyes opened to regard me bitchily.

"Oh hey loser, mmmmhhhhh enjoying the show?" Uncaring of my scrutiny - Timmy continued to fuck his cunt - lewdly smiling as he plunged my dildo in and out and his super tight pussy lips gripped every inch.

"If you won't like wear the skin, it like seems a waste not to totally wear it. I like being a girl. Mmmh no... in fact I like being a bully! So I'm gonna make your life fucking miserable till we can move back home! Ahhhh fuck yesssss!"

Timmy began to cum and pulling the dildo out he rubbed his new clit till with a scream he began to squirt and spray pussy juices all over his bed. "Ahhhhh ohhhh fuckkk YESSS!"

Lewdly licking the juices from my dildo he tossed it to one side. "You won't be wanting that back will you loser? Oh and from now on you and everyone else can call me Tina."

****

Timmy refused to remove the skin and Mom and Dad reluctantly accepted they now had two daughters.

At least reluctantly at first.

Tina knew my Mom and Dad had always found me difficult to deal with and had also privately resented me a little for all the sacrifices they had to make for me.

She now began to present herself as the model, ideal daughter and was soon quickly winning them over. Breakfast in bed, high scores at school, offering to be helpful.

Tina even began going shopping with Mom, something I had always hated, and she insisted on going to see sports with my Dad. Soon she had them both twisted round her little finger.

Soon they had fallen under her spell and I watched in increasing disbelief as they stopped insisting Timmy take off the skin and instead began to help with his new life.

They gave Tina an allowance and helped her buy the clothes and makeup she wanted.

At the same time Tina was working hard at school to change things. After some initial reluctance the school permitted Tina to move up years to my class and have a new identity accepted. She quickly ingratiated herself with some of the prettier girls in my class and then began to change them.

The girls were easily influenced by the cool and confident American, who told them stories about American schools and soon had them convinced that they deserved to form a clique with her.

Sucking up to the teachers, Tina and her girls created a climate of division and fear and had soon established themselves as 'The Popular Girls.'

All the boys wanted to date them and all the girls were scared of them. Tina was a two-faced bitch. All the adults thought she was wonderful and kind, but she was actually a pyschotic little bitch who bullied and mocked others.

The entire culture of the school twisted and transformed and soon Tina and her cronies were bullying me so badly I was back in a dark place.

My parents refused to believe Tina was my bully. She played the innocent at home, even turning them against me.

"Mom... Dad... I keep trying to help her, believe me - but she's just deliberately awkward. I think she likes being difficult and loves the attention claiming to be a victim brings her. Let's be honest - she's never been grateful for the sacrifices we've all made."

***

I became depressed. I refused to go to school. My formerly supportive parents became frustrated with me.

Why couldn't I be more like Tina? Why was I being so awkward? Why was I constantly telling lies about my sister?

Tina had my parents and school convinced I was a fantasist and a liar. An attention seeker who accused anyone I didn't like of being a bully.

"We've had enough," they announced one day. "We're moving back to the USA."

Tina came to visit me soon after with a triumphant smirk on her pretty face. I couldn't believe how feminine she was.

Blonde styled hair and sunglasses, a plunging white dress that showed off her tits, high heels and perfect makeup. Earrings jangled from her lobes and her bitchy lip-glossed lips curved into a cruel smile as she observed me.

"You got what you wanted Timmy. You can go back to normal now," I sobbed.

"Haha, no thanks sis. I'm gonna stay as Tina. I think I'll fit right in at school when we move back as a popular girl. I can't wait to become a cheerleader and date hot boys. You can watch me become even more popular than I am here as I bully you more."

"No... why are doing this to me?" I sobbed.

"Haha because it's fun," giggled Tina. "Never forget this could have been you inside this skin, but you were too fucking pathetic. Now I'm the sister you never wanted and I'm here to stay."

I watched Tina walk away with a strut and realised there was nothing left of my brother inside that perfect shell.

He had become the syn-skin...

THE END

#evie hyde #bitchification #m2f transformation #bully #skinsuit #brother

[luvsae]

kang saebyeok as your guitarist girlfriend | bullet point story [1] . . ♡

- kang saebyeok x gn!reader

note: this is just the intro so she isn't your girlfriend yet

- you actually met saebyeok at a show that she was playing at a bar

- the whole band was good but you couldn't keep your eyes off of her

- she noticed at one point and made eye contact with you, sending a cheeky smile your way

- you couldn't help but feel butterflies in your stomach - she was really pretty

- she had on a tux, but the blazer was off, leaving her with a messy bow tie and a white shirt - it was perfect

- after the show you stayed for a bit to have one more drink and hopefully see the guitarist (who you now knew as saebyeok since the whole band introduced themselves)

- as you took a sip of your drink, the seat beside you was suddenly filled

- looking over, you noticed saebyeok

- you almost spit out your drink because of how beautiful she was

- she noticed your stare and laughed. "hi"

- "hi," you replied back. "the show was really good"

- she grinned, taking a sip of her drink. "thank you. were you staying after the show just for me?" saebyeok teased

- you felt your cheeks heat up, not knowing what to say at first. "well, i did want to see you, but i didn't expect for you to sit next to me"

- saebyeok chuckled to herself before taking a napkin and a pen, then writing down her phone number

- "call me when you get home, okay?"

- you practically ran home after saebyeok gave you her number

- after waiting a bit, you decided to text her

you: hey its y/n :)

- a few minutes later, she texted you back

saebyeok: hey there, didn't think you'd text me haha

y/n: how could i not? you're really interesting

saebyeok: ohhhh you're interested in me?? ;)

- you couldn't help but smile like an idiot - why was this girl so interesting to you?

saebyeok: we should hangout soon. let's go to a coffee shop

y/n: im down

- the two of you actually followed through with the plans of going out, and today happened to be the day

- you changed your outfit three times before coming to a decision - it wasn't too casual, but not too fancy

- suddenly you heard a knock at your door. shit she was here a bit earlier than expected

- rushing over to the door, you opened it and saw saebyeok. she was in cargo pants and a loose top - she was beautiful

- "hey," you smiled sheepishly. "come in"

- she entered your home. "sorry im here a bit early. there's gonna be traffic soon so i thought that i should come here a bit earlier"

- "that's okay," you nodded. "i just need to get my bag and then we can go"

- as you went to get your bag you couldn't help but smile to yourself. you were so excited !!

- the two of you eventually left and drove over to the coffee shop. you learned some things about the girl

- she was the same age as you, her favorite color is blue, she's been playing guitar for a few years now

- you also told her some facts about yourself, it was nice

- the both of you talked and had some coffee, laughing at all the stupid and cheesy jokes that saebyeok told you

- she complimented you a few times too, and you couldn't help but blush because of that

- "you're really pretty" "you really light up the room" "your laugh is pretty too"

- the hangout didn't end after that because the two of you then went to the pet store

- you practically dragged saebyeok over to the section where the cats were, squealing over the little animals

- "this one is so cute i want to adopt them all"

- "that would be a lot of cat food"

- "but it's worth it!"

- saebyeok was more interested in the birds and frogs - she thought they were cool

- "these little guys would be great companions, don't you think?" "they are really cute. netflix frog!"

- "you're adorable"

- after that you would go to a video game store (this was for saebyeok as she played games on her days off)

- "what games do you like?" you asked her

- "i like survival games. i played one recently called the forest, you should play it with me one day"

- "that would be fun"

- saebyeok ended up buying a copy of minecraft for one of her consoles after you said you played that game often

- the day would soon end and saebyeok would bring you home. she made you stay a bit longer because the sunset was nice (others would argue she just wanted to spend more time with you)

- you would take a picture of the sunset before turning to saebyeok. "we should take a picture in front of the sunset, what do you say?"

- "of course"

- the two of you would huddle close and take a picture - saebyeok was stunning as she was drawn out by the sunlight

- saebyeok would walk you to your door and smile at you. "did you have fun?"

- "that was the most fun ive had in a while, thank you"

- "would you wanna do it again?" she asked, putting her hands in her pockets

- "if you have ideas on where to go, and if you plan to get me that cat, then yes" you teased

- she grinned and nodded. "alright, y/n. i don't know if i can get you that cat, though"

- you rolled your eyes playfully. "i'll see you again soon, saebyeok. text me when you get home"

- "will do"

- and with that, your first hangout with saebyeok was done

- you couldn't help but feel giddy and excited over spending the whole day with her

- you couldn't wait until your next adventure

#kang sae byeok #saebyeok fluff #saebyeok x reader #fanfic #fluff stuff #fluff scenario #squid game #saebyeok imagines #bullet point fic #headcanons

[chiliiscereal]

Hi! Sorry, it's me again ;-; I was just wondering how would the boys react at a s/o who's always making self-deprecating jokes

No don’t be sorry! You can keep on sending them if you like lol I love it XD I also take one shots ideas and any questions you might have!

Also I’m starting on the next chosen last lol I’ve been busy for a while

Rottmnt headcanon: self deprecating humorous S/O

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Raph:

-right off the bat he ain’t gonna let that fly

-when he first heard your jokes he thought you were being serious

-let me tell you one thing: Raph can’t stand when anyone says anything awful about you

-even if it’s you that’s saying it

-“bro this show is so sad!” Leo commented dramatically as you all watched the ending of the titanic.

You, cuddled up to Raph, couldn’t help but take the opportunity. “Not as sad as my future.”

He stopped watching the movie and turned to you, mouth open. “Don’t say that!”

“Raph it’s a joke-!”

“Your future ain’t sad! It’s beautiful and you’re so smart and if you think it won’t be then-!”

“RAPH!”

-he finally caught on that it was a joke and he calmed down

-but still, he hated it whenever you joked like that

-it made him feel like you didn’t love yourself!

-sure he loved you enough for the both of you but still!

-he tried to stop reacting to it but most of your humor was based on self roasts

-he tried to bite his tongue and ignore it

-he tried paying attention to something else

-anyone else

-but it was very hard

-finally, he took it to you himself

-“hey, babe, can you... maybe try to stop making fun of yourself like that?” He asked cautiously as he sat beside you on his bed.

You frowned. “What do you mean?”

“You know, jokes like ‘oh this didn’t work out guess I’ll go kill myself’ or ‘this frog has as many brain cells as I do. Dang I feel sorry for it.’”

“Ohhhh... come on those are just jokes!”

“Could you try to stop? Listen... I love you so much. I can’t stand to hear you say anything like that about yourself. Okay?”

-when Raph told you that, you did your best from then on out to stop

-he knew you were trying so he refrained from reacting if any jokes slipped out

-of course, sometimes you would say a joke like that just to get him to hit you with a pillow

-it was all in good fun

-it never ended well for you tho

-come on.

-going against someone THAT tall and with THAT kind of build?

-yeah... all the pillows within a ten mile radius had their insides all over the floor by the time he was done pelting you with them

-splinter always made the two of you repair them but you didn’t mind

-it was an excuse to be with Raph even more

Donnie-

-honestly your humor is not too different from his

-you’re both sarcastic

-you both have dry humor

-the only difference is that his humor is always to make him look good

-yours always brings yourself down

-he knew it was always a joke but he never knew how to take it

-he couldn’t correct you seriously because then his ‘bad boy image’ would be ruined

-but you... his non synthetic darling... saying all gathers things about yourself?

-he couldn’t take it

-but how could he get you to stop without asking?

-he briefly considered bringing back the machine that temporarily made his brothers smarter so he could change it to make you stop saying those things...

-but he learned his lesson the last time

-if only it were that easy

-so he spent a couple nights on the computer, searching up how to make someone stop making self deprecating jokes

-he was going to have all his data together and bring it to you as an intervention ONLY when he was ready

-sadly that didn’t happen

-you walked into his lab and noticed he was busy reading an article. Thinking nothing of it you skipped over and stood behind him to read over his shoulder. You frowned when you read the title: “how to stop self deprecation in your teenagers.”

You snorted, startling him out of his peaceful sitting. “Donnie, what is this?” You featured loosely to the screen as you sent him a playful glare. “This is a parenting article.”

He finally caught his breath and turned back to the computer guiltily. “Yes yes I know... I was just... trying to stop Sheldon from getting mouthy with me.”

You raised a brow. “You sure that’s it?”

He nodded and avoided eye contact. “Yes that’s it. Its nothing.”

“So if you were to compare my IQ and what you were doing it’s both nothin-?”

He stood up quickly. “That’s it! See that’s the problem! I’m just tired of you always saying this about yourself! Sure it’s a parenting article but that’s all I could find!”

-Dang he was on a rant for probably twenty minutes

-once he was finally done you decided to give it a try

-after all he was clearly bothered by this

-more than he cared to admit

-so you sat down with him and looked up ways to stop

-he tried to make you do that rubber band trick people used to break bad habits but you drew the line there

-you two made due tho

-(he slowly got you using a type of humor more like his: one that made you talk about yourself in a better light)

Leo:

-the first time he heard you say a joke that wasn’t in your favor he thought it was pretty hilarious

-until you kept going

-sure it was funny at first but he only wanted to hear so much of it

-he adored you!

-you were his and he loved you to death!

- he decided to shower you with affection every time you were negative

- you lounged on the couch, waiting for something interesting to happen. You sighed “this is more boring than my love life- AH!”

Leo jumped on top of you.

“Leo get OFF!”

“You’re so beautiful, babe.”

“Im a goblin now get off!”

*cuddles even more violently*

- everything you tried resulted in violent attention

-one thing about how you looked lead to rapid fire kisses being peppered onto your face

-a word about your personality cause you to be wrapped into a blanket with him for over ten minutes

-you stopped very fast when he started picking you up and carrying you away from whatever conversation you dropped your dry humor into

-still whenever you want attention or you’re simply missing him, all you have to do is text him that you’re ugly and he’s at your window

Mikey:

-you tried once

-it got you sat down with Dr. Delicate Touch for an hour

-somehow Mikey had a presentation already ready

- it was both informational and terrifying

- he loves you so much and he doesn’t want to hear you say anything bad

-anytime you start up again he slips his Dr. Delicate Touch glasses on and gives you a look

-you always stop right away and go back to painting with him or whatever activity you two were doing together

- it stopped really fast

-well, the saying the jokes in front of Mikey did

-he somehow always managed to catch you though

#rottmnt leo #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #tmnt #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt movie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt fanfiction

[polyhexian]

Ohhhh, I just got it. MH!Jasper's palisman... Pyrite. Jasper the former GOLDEN guard who's Palisman is named after FOOL'S GOLD. Ahhhhahaha, clever.

Also, do you think Palismen come up with their own names, or are they just given to them like pets? The only time we see new palisman 'addressed/named' is with Stringbean and Flapjack- who are kinda opposites.

With Flapjack, he tells Hunter his name after their kind-of bonding during the battle- but Caleb/Evelyn could've named him that way before. With Stringbean, Luz introduces her... but of course being the only one to understand her palisman Stringbean could've just told her. Every other Palisman (Owlbert, Frewin, Emmeline, Ghost, Clover... etc) are not named till later.

I personally believe they have their own names when hatched or carved or basically 'activated' but I'd love to hear your thoughts!!

Pyrite is also: a martlet! She a bit like a swallow with no legs who can hover like a hummingbird.

Also I've been talking about give Darius a palisman too, a purple poison dart frog named Prose.

And yes I agree; the witch that awakes a palisman just knows it's name, but flapjack already had a name and when he connected enough with hunter he could tell it to him.

[sparrowlovesskittles]

Shadow spoilers under the cut

Review time!

Holy fuck it was SO GOOD.

THINGS I ENJOYED

THE FROG SCENE. My new favourite warriors moment. I need to draw Nightheart with a frog suckered onto his face. Incredible. Nightheart is such a silly goofy guy and I'm so glad he gets to do stupid things each book.

SPLASHTAIL!!!!!! This is a BIG one for me, and ohhhh he was so evil it was so GOOD. We really got to see his manipulative side come out here and I adored it

Splashtail rejecting Frostpaw because it would be weird to date an apprentice. It's a small thing, but it's nice to have a little bit of canon saying hey. Stop.

Frostpaw slowly realising something is Wrong in RiverClan, but still turning to Splashtail because he built up trust between them. It's so clever and dark

Harelight! I like the guy and I'm glad he gets a little bit of spotlight. It's also nice to see him telling Frostpaw that he can help her learn to disguise her pale coat, I feel like I haven't seen that mentioned in a while.

Cloverfoot mentioning how Mistystar decorated her den with shells and feathers!!

Frostpaw getting to girlboss a bit. It was nice! She knows what's right for her and you CANNOT change her mind!

HER ENDING????? OH MY GOD I feel stupid but I did NOT see that coming I was so shocked it was like Curlfeather all over again LMAO. Why did they wait until she was right outside WindClan though. She'll be found and live. I highly doubt they'd kill off their best protagonist on book 3.

The trials! I know they were maybe a bit boring but I actually liked seeing them, AND seeing Berryheart get more and more pissed off throughout the book LMAO. Hilarious how they gave Nightheart a trial he basically already did last book (stealing from the twolegs)

Tigerstar hates socks

Berryheart. She's terrible. It's fun.

Sunbeam is still a pushover. Sure she stands up for herself a bit more now, but she usually chooses to back down in the face of conflict. I'm glad she's kept her personality after getting with Nightheart, which leads me to...

Sunbeam and Nightheart's relationship. I actually thought they were written okay for once. Sunbeam is not so sure about him at first (and is reasonably upset he publicly declared his love for her and decided to move in with her without consulting her first) but we actually get to see her come to appreciate him more. It's not the strongest romance obviously, but for warrior cats, the way it was handled in this book (not the other two) was actually not that bad, and I didn't mind that they stayed together in the end. I liked seeing them spend time together and I liked the way they described each other's personality traits. Sunbeam thinking Nightheart's confidence was attractive, and Nightheart thinking about how he'll miss her cleverness and courage more than anything else. I dunno, I felt pleasantly surprised.

Nightheart realising he was being unreasonable and coming to understand his family's reasons for acting the way they did, and especially the way he reconciled with Sparkpelt! They both got a chance to apologise and forgive each other (and themselves) and it was really nice to see.

Sunbeam saying Blazefire 'broke up' with her?? Warriors never uses this casual language for relationships, especially when they weren't even officially mates to begin with, it was kinda jarring to see but I liked it

THINGS I DID NOT ENJOY

Nightheart's sudden switch back to ThunderClan feels sudden and unearned. He was literally fighting with Sparkpelt and Finchlight earlier in the book and then at some point he realised he was wrong for that off screen. Also I was kind of unreasonably irritated that he failed his last task on purpose lmao

Frostpaw not telling anyone anything. Frostpaw please talk to people.

WHY DID EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT TREE??????? WHY ISN'T TREE MEDIATING??????????????

MIXED FEELINGS

Squirrelstar. While I'm happy Bramblestar is stepping down, I'm not jazzed about Squirrelstar. I like Squirrelflight, but she's been around a long time now and I want someone newer. To be honest, I'm basically waiting for the older characters to die out at this point, and if Squirrelflight's going to stick around for the next several arcs, she's going to become the next Mistystar.

Sunbeam moving to ThunderClan. While I predicted this would happen, and it's kind of fun for now, it means we now have two perspectives in ThunderClan AGAIN. I am begging warrior cats to let go of ThunderClan. Having two POV characters in the same overused clan is not as fun as they think it is. Also, Sunbeam saying 'Berryheart was right about everything' then immediately changing her mind was kinda disappointing. Let Sunbeam have a villain arc.

#warrior cats #warriors #asc #a starless clan #asc shadow #frostpaw #splashtail #nightheart #sunbeam #asc spoilers

[lavender-sunhaven]

So how do we feel about that update

because I'm obsessed

Sheds are changing my life. This is exactly what I wanted. I'm so happy.

(this got really long so I'll put my thoughts under a read more! spoilers for, the update I guess!)

I am speedrunning sheds immediately. I have already found some places to set them up and figured out how I can fit my entire crafting operations into 2 sheds. Now I just need to move over all the stuff in the chests in my one barn so that I can replace it with the shed and put the barn elsewhere.

Then I can use shed 3 for storage as I've wanted so badly so I don't need nearly so many hecking chests everywhere. Shed 4.... I actually don't know what I'll use it for yet. I actually have options! Maybe I will dress it up like a cute little room, or keep some of my pet collection in it, or fill it with stuffed animals, or see if I can make a cute little flower shop like Lavender would want.... I'm excited. I have options again. And assuming I can find somewhere else to put my other barn, that opens up a lot for me.

Also the barn upgrades are great. They don't take up any more space than before, they look cool, sure they give me more junk that I have to remove to fit more animals in but that's always the truth so it's neat. Now I have... ladders I guess. But I can store them in my shed!

But also. Nel'Vari barns. I am. SO excited

the moment I saw. that they had added in a frog barn animal. I knew. I would need Nel'Vari barns immediately. I love him I need 10 of these things right now immediately

All the new animals are so cute! I'm excited to get stuff set up so that I can put them places and gain their resources.

To that end, though, I realized that Nel'Vari barns were going to require me to actually do Progression that I hadn't done yet (because so far I hadn't really found anything I wanted that required Nel'Vari mines stuff. I knew I wanted to get there sooner or later, but just... didn't need to yet). I have a fire under my butt again and I'm actually making progress which feels amazing. Trying to seriously manage multiple farms is going to be a problem but what I really need to find a spot to do a massive amount of wheat production which will help with all the barns. It'll be complicated, but I'll figure it out.

uhhhhh oh yeah more RNPCs happened. They're cool! I like Kai, I've met him and I like his stuff so far as I've seen it. I haven't met Vivi yet but I can't WAIT to forcefully befriend her. Wesley is... Wesley. I'm happy for him. I'll befriend him eventually, probably while I'm in the middle of running around Nel'Vari doing mine stuff.

The house customization I haven't been able to play a lot with yet but I will more when I have my sheds figured out and money to waste. Playing Mix and Match should be fun, and I'm glad they're planning to put out more in the future! Even more stuff to look forward to~

Also now sometimes ghosts come and water my crops and I love them. Me and the ghosts are buds.

But also... this list... ohhhh man this list. I love this list. I'm p excited for most things on it but ESPECIALLY Farm Structures and WG and NV fruit trees. I LOVE fruit trees. I have a whole orchard section on my farm. Passive income is my JAM. Black market? Birthday? MORE RNPCs? I'm looking forward to all of these so much. Race-based dialog I know is something a lot of players have been looking for for a long time so I am interested to see how that gets put in! More dialog is generally good and they seem to have the personalities of the characters pretty well in hand so hopefully they'll just be fun fluff things and Lavender will finally be able to relate to Kitty and Catherine and they'll be best Amari buds forever (And then with Vivi too!)

Anyways I just wanted to spew my thoughts everywhere for a bit because I've been having so much fun again. Tell me your thoughts! Anything you don't like? What do you want to see in the future?

Bonus: Claude continues to have a hard time fighting the vampire allegations.

#sun haven #sun haven update #sun haven update 1.2 #I measured the sheds are the same size as the tier 1 barns and it's perfect #I have been properly spurred on to interact with more of the game and it feels so good #oh my god I haven't even gone to withergate yet I haven't even SEEN the withergate barn animals yet I just realized! #might reblog this with an update when I do and when I get some barns sorted #now I'm going to have TWO frog collections it's going to be fantastic #also I have an irl friend named Vivi and I'm going to send her screenshots as I romance Vivi Sun Haven and she'll love it #she wants to know what her farmer sim self is like #ALSO they put in wedding portraits and I'm so happy but so mad because I'm not divorcing Jun I could not do that to him but I NEED to know #what his wedding portrait looks like #if someone can find that and help me with that I will be. so grateful #anyways now I'm going to go play sun haven more have fun guys

[lunapwrites]

It's summer.

You're standing in your parents kitchen, wearing your little brother's shorts and hoping no one says anything about it. (They don't even notice.) It's hot as hell, stuffy; windows open, since you've got the sort of parents that have air conditioning but don't like to use it. There's a little breeze that flutters the weird lacy half-curtains, wind chime ringing, but it dies halfway across the countertop. So there you are, bare feet and sticky linoleum floors. Everything's fucking Pepto Bismol pink.

Mom's fussing at the stove, smacking pots and pans and cussing under her breath (and over it too) and you can see the hair sticking to the back of her neck too. Stubborn. She smacks the pot down, grabs her purse, rifles around in it. Calls your name. Turns around to shove five dollar bills into your hand, run down to the store and grab a gallon of milk. You're, what, fourteen? Fifteen? So no car yet, but you've got a bike you like to ride down the hill at the end of the road - no hands, no pedaling. Just cool, easy breeze.

It's a shame the store's a mile in the other direction, on an incline.

Still, you could go for a ride. Beats sweating your ass off here.

You grab your backpack and your Diskman, headphones hooked round your ears, and set off at a good clip while still in sight of the house. (Slower once you get past the fuck off huge rhododendrons lining the drive. You're in no rush.) It's still hot, but you can lift your elbows a bit now, get a breeze flowing. Glide along the pavement a bit - you're not at the uphill bit yet. It's bright out, clouds making a valiant attempt but the sun's not fucking having it, not today. The sky's a faded sort of blue. Jeans that went through the wash half a dozen times too many, knees all worn out. There's honeysuckle thick on the air, twisting up and into the pines. Little white blooms dotted all along the deepest green. If you were walking, you'd grab one to chew on, sweet like red clover.

There's a low hum of life around you, loud enough to hear over the music blasting in your ears. A rattle and seethe of insects and frogs and birds, chirping and chattering in the woods as you ride by. They don't bother you. (The ticks won't either if you keep off the grass.) The only cars around are the ones parked in driveways, half-hidden by trees and bushes and custom mailboxes. Some of em have little signs with last names you don't recognize but your parents probably do. They know everyone.

You weave around the middle of the road, lazy like, one hand dropped to your side. It's quiet. Speed limit's 45, and no one's around to hit it. Certainly not you. There's horse shit on the side of the road, somewhat fresh, and a long-dead deer, less fresh - nothing but a few bones and a pile of fur melted into the dirt like mold. You wonder if that's where your dog got the ribcage from. He'd brought it home slung over his back like Santa Claus with a bag of toys, ho ho... ohhhh. Little shit was so proud of himself.

(You also wonder when your parents will put up a fence, but you know the answer to that already.)

After a while, you see the store up ahead, stuck in the middle of a criss-cross of intersections no one ever uses. There's a patch of dirt across one street that everyone calls a parking lot (it isn't.) The shop's the same color as your house, same pale yellow siding, but taller. The gas pumps are all gone now, though you don't know why - something about insurance, you can't remember. You were too young then and can't be bothered now. You swing your leg over the side of the bike and dismount while it's still moving - a little trick that always makes you feel fancy. Less so the kickstand that doesn't work. You lay your bike next to the rusty ice box, pause your music, and walk in.

The bells hung on top the door jingle as you walk in, metal-frame door slamming back into place as if to scold you for letting all the cold air out. You probably had.

The place is real dingy on the inside, like some relic of the fifties gone to shit. It's cramped, hardly bigger than your kitchen with shelves so low you can see over them, condensation dripping from every glass door. Dark wood panel walls and yellowy tile floors that were probably white once upon a time - the counters are clean, at least. The AC's on, but you wouldn't know it. There's one of those metal fans with the little ribbons on it perched behind the deli counter, and the owner's sat in front of it melting like a snow cone in his little folding chair. He's watching the world's smallest television from across the room. Local news or something. Looks sweatier than you feel. He grunts hello though, so you know he's not dead yet. That's good; he makes some damn good sandwiches, even if you always pick off everything but the meat and cheese (especially the tomatoes.) Not today's mission, but maybe next time.

You could walk that floor blind, making a bee-line to the fridge - ignoring the siren call of the Good Humor ice cream chest - and popping open the door. You wrap your hand around the cold, wet handle of a gallon of 2%. The sharp plastic seam bites into your knuckles like it always does, and you wince but carry on. You eye the Snapple case; pink lemonade sounds real good. You grab one of those too, and a Twix bar; call it a finder's fee. You take em to the counter, set em down and the owner heaves himself up and over to you. Rings you up on a register older than God while you debate on whether or not to add a pack of Bubble Tape (you decide against it this time.) He drops everything but the milk in a little plastic bag for you. No receipt; you both know you're not bringing anything back. The milk you stuff into your backpack and swing it up onto your shoulders, straps chafing hard against the bare skin there. For the first time, you regret the tank top.

Say hi to your dad for me. Sure thing.

The bells jingle again as you step back out into the sun.

Golden hour's almost over now, sun at your back, kissing the tree tops. You've got the plastic bag wrapped over the left handlebar, and the Snapple bottle keeps clinking against the head tube - glass on metal - so you hook your thumb around it to keep it steady while you're racing back home. The way back is faster, slightly downhill. A good thing, since the bag you're carrying is a little colder, a little wetter than you'd anticipated - you hope to every God you can name that you didn't pop the cap when it smacked against the small of your back. Fingers crossed.

The scenery's the same: still green, still blue. Only now a little darker, a little cooler, a little more crowded as a Ford whips past you going too fast in the other direction. Diesel. You know he's got until the store to slow his ass down to 25 unless he wants every cop in town - all two of them - on his tail. They're hungry out this way. Bored. You all are.

Takes two songs until your front tire hits the dirt of your driveway, crunch of pebbles and dust as you drive straight up to the garage, dismounting just like you did at the shop. Haul your spoils back into the house - still stuffy and eye-searingly pink. Screen door slams behind you. The backpack slips off your right shoulder, swinging onto your left hip as you open it, extracting the prize. One gallon of milk, delivered straight into the fridge, lid intact. Your mother doesn't ask for change; she knows better.

Dinner'll be ready in a bit.

Your shoulders are burning. You head back to your room and swap your CD from your Diskman to your stereo, and lie down on the worn, scratchy carpet. You can hear your brothers fighting in the basement, your mom ripping the door open to shriek full names down the stairs. She mixes them up; it ruins the effect.

You take a long sip of your Snapple - a little sour, a little cloyingly sweet. A little warmer now than you'd like.

It's too fucking hot for this shit.

#summer gothic #my writing #a little time capsule.

[art-i-know-yes]

GRIAN'S POV EP 2 LIMITED LIFE SPOILERS

i watched tango's first again bc my guy was quick with it so. yeah. spoilers for him too.

THE MATCHING SKINS AAAHHHHH

Jimmy and Joel hype for the skins

doing shit for no reason

gg for the diamond immediately. again.

"are you sure about this?" "no" "im sure about this"

aaaannnd immediate death from Joel

Jimmy and Grian trying to run away

dumb dumbs <3

i remember hearing this from tango's pov and all of T.I.E.S evacuating before they even got in

all of them watching

they ALL died

beginning of the ep and they all lose an hour

Grian being back and forth of loving being a Bad Boy and hating it is peak

"OWN IT"

cleo. you can not say hang your head in shame when you are adopted as a parent by scar and bdubs

back inside the hellscape

vex are op

gg's to grian

plz the feather falling

them turning on each other if they're the boogey

"...guys. I have something to tell ya"

bad boys is the most honest group

OHHHH so it WAS a boogey kill

so bloodthirsty

the bad boys are just farmers and fishers

i feel like grian would absolutely kill them as boogey

just...terraforming

bread bridge my beloved

is it stupid if it works

where tf did jimmy go

oh they did. you just can't hear it

The Mean Gills. oh i can't wait to watch Martyn and Scott's povs

the bbbb bad boys bread bridge

oh martyn

Martyn kills Jim live not clickbait

alliteration

"Why would you lead with that"

they really want to be enemies with The Clockers

"scar's calling you mum?" "mm. don't talk about it"

"I thought we were having a weird episode"

"grainbow road" ya killing me here Martyn

it's awful

the panning of the bridge

im in tears

"pearl gave us so much permission that we're gonna leave"

then just...stealing the ground on people's bases

props to tango's tower

"lifetime supply?!"

THE SILENCE FROM GRIAN

ALSO GOOD BOMB

twas not expecting

do they both lose 2 hours or just one of them

Jimmy with the distraction

GG

BOOGEY BAD BOY

"im making a canon" lmao they pay who for it

i like that they're more mad that Joel didn't push from further back

scar being dead silent

and it's immediately burned again

"we can save bad boy manor" "bad boy manor is gone."

i.. don't know if that can be considered mooning

oh yeah

FROG.

the map is small enough already and THEY BUILD IN HALF OF IT

Grian breaking the rules of minecraft. again.

skizz was crazy

this fight is so funny with the lead up from tango's pov

MAJOR whiffs

extend evEN FURTHER

turn left. cover the server

no base. only bread bridge.

bad boy bread bridge

no. it's beauty.

WHERE IS JIMMY. THIS ENTIRE EPISODE.

"i died for these"

Jimmy just comes in with updates of the manor being destroyed

"bread bridge crumbs for you"

so you also went to the nether

i love the 3 hours of bread bridge

bad bread boys are public enemy number 1

i love so much. the brotherssss <3

also the COMEDY they cut from their videos that you can see in others is Q U A L I T Y

#you could and should absolutely ignore this #mcyt #grian mc #life series #limited life #limited life spoilers #life series spoilers #limited life grian #limited life tango #limited life joel #limited life jimmy

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

please dump zacharie lore bc i trust your input on sexymen as a onceler sans enjoyer And Also jfc the image is so tiny on mobile i can't even tell who that guy is

ohhhh you've done it now.

-rubs hands together- lemme dive into the archives hold on.

so to start, here is some larger fanart of Zacharie I got from my Something Seems OFF tag! (links to the full art post)

Now to get into the character. (there WILL be OFF spoilers)

So, I said he was pre-Sans not only because of his look, but for a variety of reasons, including that Toby said himself OFF was an inspiration for Undertale. I personally like to refer to it as, "If Undertale's genocide route was a standalone Horror game".

Zacharie and Sans share many traits. He is the merchant of the game and breaks the fourth wall A LOT. Multiple characters in OFF seem aware that you exist and are controlling the Batter, but Zacharie specifically seems to know it's a game and makes a lot of tongue-in-cheek RPG comments. Because of this, he does not seem to give a shit about anything, and is often portrayed as a lovable bastard. That cat mask? He wears it to replace the Judge character for awhile,--who's a cat with a cheshire grin--because you killed the Judge's brother previously and he is busy mourning him (which is heartbreaking btw). It's unclear whether or not Zacharie does this to mock the Judge or support him.

The only time you get a genuine response out of him is if you follow his instructions to find the secret boss, Sucre, and kill her. Even then, he only says, "...It's better like that" and then in the next breath continues to give you the best weapon in the game.

The biggest similarity between him and Sans is derived from a largely accepted fan-theory based off of some official concept art of Zacharie where he has angel wings and a sword:

There is also a story you can read in the game called, "The Frog King and the Masked Man" that heavily implies Zacharie killed the oppressive Frog King. The mask he usually wears is that of a frog face.

So, from all of this, fans came to the conclusion that Zacharie was supposed to be a final or extra secret boss as a final means to stop you and the Batter, much like Sans, but was scrapped in the end. I don't think this was ever confirmed officially, but it was pretty much adopted fandom wide as canon.

They released an album of scrapped songs for OFF that included a song called "Hip2-2". Most people believed this was supposed to be the boss battle theme.

(Adding my own personal evidence, all the major characters in OFF are named after Biblical characters. 'Zachariel' is an archangel, and while we never get a real name for the Batter, he would fit into the Satan role quite nicely)

I think a BIG reason behind Zacharie's sexyman status, besides his smug attitude and design, is alllll the mystery behind him. Like most things about OFF, hardly anything has ever been confirmed about him. What's the significance of the Frog King story? Who is Zacharie that he could just kill that guy? Why was Sucre so important to him? And if she was so important, why does he rat her out? How does he know this is a game?

The only thing that HAS been confirmed is that he is human, but that only adds more questions. This is a post-apocalyptic world where we see one other human, and they're basically God. Why and how is he presumably one of the two only humans left in the world? And again, if he's human, and only a merchant, how did he kill the previous king?

All of this also attributed to him being shipped with the Batter HELLA, which I think also might be why people don't remember him so much as a sexyman because he had two very popular ships, so people were thirsting somewhat less than they were shipping.

(Please note: people were also thirsting after the Batter HELLA, but I think that was less of a sexyman thing and more of a villainfucker thing)

I'm gonna sign this off by saying that, if you liked all this and you hadn't heard of or played OFF before and wanna know more lore, I highly recommend this fantastic 1hr30min analysis that was actually recently posted!!!!!!!!

OR

Alternatively, you can watch my favorite animated summary, still on youtube after all these years. Which is 100% accurate exactly what happens in the game trust me.

#ask box! #Something Seems OFF #THANK YOU FOR LISTENING THIS GAME RUINED MY LIFE ONCE #SORRY TO EVERYONE ELSE FOR INFODUMPING IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN

[kitkatorca]

Hungry

Paring- Tuskasa Yugi x Female reader

A/n- uhhhh so part 2?? Also not sure if there are anymore warnings but if you find that something is trigger you can dm and ask me to put in the warning.

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Warnings- dark content, kidnapping, cannibalism, force feeding.

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Why where you like this?

Why couldn't you just stop?

Why couldn't you be normal?

All you ever cared about was that thing that was eating you from the inside out.

Hunger.

Your hunger

Your hunger wasn't just a feeling anymore, it was a person. A being that controlled you on its own accord.

You tried to fight it and it worked..but only for a few years. Though during those few years you where happy. You felt normal. You went to school. You went shopping. You made friends...

Nene..

Kou..

Aoi..

Hanako..

Every thing was normal until that day..

You remembered it so clearly. The day when your hunger rose again.

You where in a boundary, with Nene, Kou and Hanako but there was someone else. A pink haired boy. You had found him quite adorable. Sadly faith had his way with him. And that faith was to be killed by a dark haired male. But there was something about him. Something about the way he stared you down.

The way his eyes copied all your features. And that smile. The smile he gave you made your stomach want to close in on itself.

Everything after that was a blur until you woke up in the bathroom with everyone else. You left quickly as tye feeling in your belly grew.

You where hungry.

You haven't felt this way in ages so why now? So why now.

You tried getting out of the school not wanting to hurt anyone. You remembered the last time you did. The blood never left your clothes. The thought of that made you want to gag. But you didn't you had to keep moving.

Your steps where rapid and rhythmic. Nothing could distract you from your goal if leaving. Or so you though until cold air brushed against your neck.

A shiver danced down your spine and your sprint came to a stop. The air around became heavy. You found it hard to breathe. Everything around you seemed to came to a stop as a far to familiar voice whispered to you.

"Found you~"

Your body tensed, you wanted to scream, to shout, to beg to do anything but your body didn't let you. The air around you picked up in a swirl around you. Your vision became black, the only thing you heard before passing out was a childish giggle...

He got you..

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Your body felt stiff. Your legs, back and neck hurt. Everywhere else felt numb. Where were you..? You could here something. It sounded like utensils been placed down on a plate.

With all the strength you had left you opened your eyes only to see.. yourself..?

No wait, it was a mirror. Your hand where tied behind your back so where your legs. Your stomach rumbled remind you of the earlier events. Instantly you began trying to break free nit wanting to stay here any longer.

''Ohhhh your awake!! "

Your body froze falling cold again as a childish voice rang through the room. You felt him presence shift till he was in front of you.

You didn't want to look up. You didn't want to make eye contact with him again. You just couldn't.

''I've been waiting for you to wake up for awhile now. You know I thought I had killed you!"

He said been way to happy.

"What do you want.."

Your voice was raspy and quiet. You still held your head down. The sight of you been so pathetic almost made him giggle.

"To feed you of course!"

His words stuck you to your core finally causing you to look up at him. He was smiling and his eyes where pitch black, swimming with violence.

"W-what?"

You sounded like a frog that had be stepped on and had crooked in pain.

"You heard me silly!~"

He finally moved from Infront of you and went to tye other side of the room where a tray was. How had you not noticed that before? But what really concerned you was what was on the tray.

It was a plate, a bloody plate with a human heart in the middle. Terror filled your body as you watch the male bring the tray towards you. Now you understood what he meant by 'feed you' .

You began trying to get free as he came closer towards you. He stopped and set the tray down a few feet away from you before leaning to your ear and whispered.

"Shhh I'm trying to help you.~" he purred causing shivers down your back. He moved away from you and back to the plate. He began cutting the heart into small bite size pieces. Blood stained his fingers and the plate even more.

Tears began dancing down your face. You didn't want this buy still you did. You badly wanted to stop the pain in your stomach but you knew this was wrong.

The feeling in your belly grew as Tsukasa walked toward to with a piece of the heart of the fork. He walked behind you before grabbing your chin and forcing you to look at yourself in the mirror. You where a mess.

"Say ahhhh."

He moved his hands from your chin to your lips prying them open and shoving two of his fingers in your mouth to keep it open. You gagged on his fingers coating them in your saliva.

He shoved the heart in your mouth and forced you to swallow. Your cries became louder and the bitter organ slide down your throat. Though you where crying your stomach was jumping with glee.

Tsukasa continued shoving the bloody organ down your throat. His expression never change. He wore a face with pure pleasure as he watched you sob.

Second felt like minutes, minutes felt like hours. Time seemed to melt together as he made you eat the organ.

But finally it was over. Tsukasa finally let go of your face making your head tilt down. You where panting heavily trying to caught your breath after what just happened.

Tsukasa had moved from behind you to clean his hands that where coated in blood, saliva and tears. He seemed proud of what he had done. After cleaning his hands he moved back to you and lifted your chin to look at him.

Your face was coated in blood and dried tears. Your own saliva was dribbling down your chin. You felt disgusted and embarrassed at what had happened but to Tsukasa you looked adorable. So helpless, so innocent.

He brought his fingers to your lips and cleaned the blood and saliva.

" See that wasn't so bad! And your nit hungry anymore!" He said with a grin his eyes where no longer dark buy instead bright and innocent.

He stopped his joyful flutter which confused you. A hum finally left his throat and then he said.

"I think I'll keep you!"

#anime #tbhk anime

[goop-mode]

my slimy little opinions on the guys

alastrelle: ohhhhh what a funky litte guy. i looooove the looks. the palette, the clothes, the accessories... MWAH chefs kiss. they seem chill but also i know i KNOW in my bones that he is troubled. i know it. we will learn one day. ALSO CLIMBING THE TREE WAS SO FUNNNNN

eiwn: WIN for the women lovers. the vibes are IMMACULATE i love her..... shes so calm and full of sass i think. i respect the collecting of items as a fellow item collector (tm). also i wonder what class she is... i know that the druid vibes are there but as far as im seeing theres some contradicting class work in this campaign....

ma'el: ohhh some guy syndrome. fatal. built little guy... i wonder what his deal is. i know this man has issues i saw it with my own two eyes i was there i know. i saw that when he sat down on the bed and started having a moment. i know what i saw. come on. come onnnnn. anyway i love the design. its very fun and it is so sad that he does not have his daggers but yk </3

miym: OHHHH CREATURE CREATURE CREATURE BIRD FRIEND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH. we need more weird creature ladies. i lover her little vest and her NOTEBOOK.... shes so professional and i would hire her on the spot to give me. a little kiss. please

pall'or: oh what is that. MA THERES A WEIRD LOOKIN CAT OUTSIDE. i do not trust this man. who are you. do you have somehting to do with this game. but maybe youre a red herring............

rd: CREATURE OF THE MONTH. CREATURE OF THE MONTH. murder machine <3333 lets go. they do not know what rain is. why DO birds look like that. he has bewitched me with her swag. people who can kick your teeth in but also do not know what frogs look like and why they make noises

#dldnd campaign #squelches

[29pageshomestuckeveryday]

Homestuck, page 3,251

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Author commentary: Here's what I believe is one of the only times when Karkat says "fuckass," if not the only time ever. Yet this expletive got a bit fanonized as sort of his catchphrase. Like his "bazinga" or something. This is very misleading. To be fair, Jade herself probably did more than anyone to viralize this term as Karkat's battle cry, since later in this arc she seems to have been influenced by his foul language habits. I think she says it a few times when she's harassing him for passwords. And that's the story of fuckass. Not that interesting, right? Yep, moving on. Karkat shows a bit of impressive restraint here while he plays the role of Jade's therapist, but it seems like it's mainly just a rhetorical ploy to bait her into admitting her hypocrisy when it comes to her criticism of his own auto-altercation habits. But once he gets that confession from her, note how quickly he pivots from antagonism to a genuinely empathetic posture. Real empathy for other people's problems sometimes seems like the only thing he's better at than yelling, and perhaps the only thing he's good at overall. Except romance movie lore, but obviously that's fucking useless. But you can see how this all works very well as a contrivance to help them bond over something and to legitimately pull Jade out of her long-entrenched feelings of disgust for this stupid idiot. You can start seeing why it was necessary to slap so much of this together here: Jadesprite, her neurosis, and her ensuing conflict with Jade…it's all a big mess, but it's all mutually dependant and important for tying certain things together. Imagine you're watching me make this huge, shitty stew, and you see me drop a big, ugly frog in the stew. And you're like, ew dude, why'd you put that frog in there? And I just say, without breaking my stirring rhythm, he's in there to eat all the flies I put in earlier. And you're like, ohhhh, wow, that DOES make sense. Then you turn and walk away, and a minute later it occurs to you to wonder why I put flies in the stew. But by then, you don't feel like asking, because you're pretty confident I've got an answer lined up for that one too, even if it's kind of dumb. Also, you've already walked for an entire minute, you don't care that much, and somewhere in the back of your mind you've lowkey decided you probably never want to speak to me again anyway. You know what? Fair.

#gif #pesterlog

[bataranqs]

@sirlucina this is for you

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Veronica King is freshly into eleventh grade when they come to three important realizations:

Moving to a new city over the summer is the worst way to make friends, because when school starts in September, everyone kind of assumes you were always there and they just didn’t remember you.

In fact, they didn’t even get to introduce themself to anyone in their class. (At this rate, Ver is just kind of hoping someone will notice they’re a friendless loner, take pity on them, and befriend them. They’re not holding their breath, though.)

The coupons for the supermarket by their school are too good to pass up, but their school (and thus the supermarket) are like seven blocks away and that is way too far to walk.

Unfortunately, more on the third point: Ver’s mom doesn’t care that the supermarket is too far away and always sends them to buy groceries, citing that “it’s so close!” and “kids these days need to walk more anyway”.

Ver makes the decision to use their spare period to buy groceries, worried that they’ll forget if they wait until after school.

Fall in the suburbs is strangely warmer than it had been in the city, and the sidewalks are completely clogged with fallen leaves. 

If Mina were here, Ver would jokingly complain about the suburbs not hiring anyone to clean the leaves. As it stands, Ver is walking alone, in the crisp autumn, to the supermarket for like. Eggs or something.

It would be weird for Mina to be here, though. It would be better for Ver to be in the city, still, so that they would have friends and not have to walk three blocks just to get to the supermarket.

Ver suddenly realizes they’re very close to falling into teenage angst over moving and decides to avoid that trope by looking for slugs under the leaves. They succeed in finding one, but after two seconds, decide that slugs are really gross and they do not, in fact, want to look at slugs.

They should’ve looked for frogs instead. Mina likes frogs. But why would frogs be under the leaves on a sidewalk? That would be stupid.

Ver should stop trying to defy teenage stereotypes and just give in to complaining. Self-awareness is a bit too meta for this genre.

Out loud, they try saying to themself, “This sucks.”

That was cringe and embarrassing. What kind of weirdo talks to themself in public?

Terrifyingly, they hear a voice respond, saying, “Mood.”

Holy shit.

Who is talking to them? Why is someone talking to them?

No. That doesn’t matter. Ver looks toward the direction the voice came from, and there, bingo: a very cute girl in their high school uniform on a set of kid’s swings.

This is a chance. Ver can get a friend out of this. All they have to do is respond.

Instead, they stand there, frozen, wondering what to do. Do they start complaining? Commiserate? Ask questions?

Thankfully, they don’t need to ask anything, because the girl grins and asks, “Are you also here for the swings? There are always kids on here, so I only get to use them if I skip.”

Ver is, in fact, not there for the swings. Ver is also not skipping class.

But there is a hot girl in front of them, and Ver doesn’t have any friends, so they make the obvious decision and join the girl on the swings.

“What class are you skipping?” the girl asks, kicking back and swinging high.

Ver sweats. Should they tell the truth? What if the girl thinks they’re lame for going grocery shopping during a spare? What if the girl wants to stop hanging out with them? Should they make up a class? No, that’s stupid. What if they get caught? But… “Chemistry,” they say.

They are not taking chemistry. They hate chemistry.

“Oh, nice!” The girl says, “I’m skipping chem, too. It’s so boring.”

Ver suddenly remembers that there’s only one grade 11 chemistry course this term.

Oh boy.

“I don’t think I’ve seen you in class?” the girl tilts her head to the side. “Are you always skipping?”

Ohhhh boyyyy.

“Yes,” Ver says, grateful for the cool autumn wind keeping them from sweating. “I should probably stop. It’s a terrible habit. But I’m new. Also.”

“Oh! That’s so crazy!” the girl stops swinging and waits expectantly. Ver also stops swinging and the girl holds out a hand and says, “I’m Irin.”

Ver shakes the hand. They are suddenly very aware of how sweaty their hands are. “I’m Ver.”

“Ver,” Irin tilts her head to the side and smiles. “Nice to meet you!”

Ver is freshly into eleventh grade when they realize three things:

They are going to have to start attending a chemistry class that they don’t even take from now on, instead of goofing around during their rightly earned spare.

Their new friend is really, really hot.

They are very bad at making decisions.

Well. Surely everything will work out?

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Ver is four days into attending a chem class they aren’t technically enrolled in when the class is given pair tasks. 

This wouldn’t be a problem, except their deskmate looks at them, blinks twice, and leans backward to whisper, “Was this person always there?”

The girl behind them says, “They’ve been here all week, Annika.”

“For real?” Ver’s deskmate gapes, and then looks at Ver, and grimaces a bit, before saying flatly, “Hi. Let’s get started on the questions.”

Oh, Ver thinks. This person kind of sucks.

Is now a good time to admit they don’t actually know any chemistry? No. That would be the coward’s way out. That would be ridiculous. They’re going to work through this obstacle. They’re going to…

They want to #giveup.

Behind them, Irin mutters, “Carly, I don’t understand anything.”

Gentle and patient, the girl behind them says, “That’s fine, Irin. These questions are all review for the unit, so if you pull out your notes—”

Panicked, Irin asks, “When did the teacher gives us notes? I didn’t get any!”

A long pause. Carly says, “We were supposed to take our own notes, Irin.”

Ver turns around a bit. Carly, who is also very pretty and unreasonably soft in every way, is holding out her notes and touching arms with Irin to review her notes.

Ver suddenly does not want to #giveup.

They look at the page of questions in front of them.

Ver wants to #giveup.

Their deskmate has pulled out piece of lined paper, some pencils, and a textbook in the time that Ver was peeking at the girls behind them. “Want to split things half-half?” she asks, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. It immediately falls back down, too short to stay back.

Ver does not want to split things half-half. They don’t understand chemistry. Splitting the work up will only end in disaster.

“Sure,” they say, instead of explaining all that.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Surely their deskmate won’t notice…

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Their deskmate notices. She very much notices.

Ver’s deskmate, who’s name they discover to be Annika, gets noticeably irritated and condescending when they look over and notice Ver’s not done anything. “You didn’t write your answers to any of the questions?”

Ver thinks that saying I don’t even take this course and flipping the table would be inappropriate. But they kind of want to do it, especially looking at Annika’s face.

Instead, they say, “Give me time to think.”

“I’m already done,” Annika says incredulously. “How much time do you need to—”

Behind them, there’s a very poignant throat clearing noise.

Ver says, “Not everyone’s a genius at chemistry who gets everything first try.”

Annika’s frown deepens, and she says, “You’re right,” pauses a moment, and then leans over and puts a finger on the question sheet. “Question 2. How would you answer this?”

Ver doesn’t know because they didn’t take this stupid course. “If I knew,” they say through gritted teeth, “I would’ve answered it already.”

Annika reads the question out loud, like Ver can’t read themself. “What is Molar mass? Okay, when you see this type of question, what are you thinking?”

Does Ver seriously have to repeat themself? “I don’t know,” they say, “and I’m not going to magically know it in two seconds. It would help a lot more if you just gave me the answer.”

Annika frowns and says, “This was in the homework.”

The homework that Ver is not expected to do because Ver literally is not taking this course? That homework?

Annika visibly gives up, sighing and turning away to grab her textbook. “What is the question asking for?”

Is this a trick question? “It’s asking ‘what is Molar mass’.” Ver is indeed literate despite not being able to answer this random question for a course they aren’t taking, thank you very much.

“That’s right,” Annika flips to the back of the textbook. “So it’s asking for a definition. When you see a question asking for a definition, you can probably find the answer in the back of the textbook. Here… see, under M, Molar mass.” She reads the definition out loud and looks at Ver expectantly.

Ver stares back for a moment, wondering what’s wrong with Annika, and then realizes that she wants them to write it down. “Oh… can you repeat that one more time?”

Annika sighs and puts the textbook down on the table between them. “Just copy from the textbook, it’s fine. The teacher won’t mind.”

Translation: I’m not wasting my time on this, I just need the grade, figure it out yourself.

Fine. Whatever. Ver could leave right now. Then Annika would have to deal with it herself. Karma.

Ver copies the answer from the textbook.

Ver learns three things in chemistry class

Their non confrontational nature is becoming a bit of a problem, seeing as they’re doing work for a class that they aren’t taking.

Irin is really bad at chemistry—to the point that Ver is uncertain why she’s confident enough to skip.

Annika, Ver’s deskmate, sucks, and Ver is pretty sure they know exactly why she sat alone before Ver came by.

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Fifteen minutes into one of the chemistry classes, Irin raises a hand, asks, “Can I go the bathroom?” and winks at Ver as she passes their desk.

Ver doesn’t get the wink until ten minutes have passed and Irin still isn’t back.

Oh, they realize. She’s skipping.

What was that wink? A signal to join Irin? If so, Ver royally messed up on that one. What if Irin was just being friendly? Just sharing an inside joke? And it wasn’t an invitation?

Ver deliberates for two seconds over what to do, and then thinks, I’m not even taking this course, what am I so worried about?

They still raise their hand and ask to go to the bathroom, because they don’t have the guts to just. Get up and leave.

They’re not really sure why they’re allowed to crash the course, come to think of it. The teacher seems not-super-chill, so it’s kind of weird.

Oh well.

The teacher looks at Irin’s seat and grimaces, but allows Ver to leave.

Ver, who hasn’t been bringing a backpack or any school materials to chem, skips off free as a bird and heads out.

Just as predicted, Irin’s at the swings, and grins when she sees Ver. “What took so long? You left me all alone!”

Irin was the one whose signals were too vague, but Ver is too delighted by the fact that Irin was waiting and maybe lonely without them. “You just winked! How was I supposed to know?”

“Oh, good point!” Irin puts a hand to her chin. “We should figure out a signal or something, huh. But you’ve been in class like every day! Good job not skipping!”

Ver is not sure how to respond to that when they’re literally both skipping class. “Are you okay to be skipping right now?”

“Probably not,” Irin makes a face, “Chem is hard. We should go back.”

“Oh,” Ver says, “Okay.”

They don’t go back, though.

Ver is definitely okay with that.

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Part 2 (TBW)

#delete later #YOU'RE WELCOME #ALSO SORRY. I AM SO SORRY. #i'm going to. keel over and die now. thanks. blows a kiss at you #awoo9 high school au #crack fic

[carmen2702]

How is the relationship between your OC and the Diaboys/Yui?

(Ohhh now this is an interesting question.)

The relationship between Carmen and the Diaboys/Yui

The sakamakis:

Shu

-When she first arrived she tried very hard to keep to herself, since her image of vampires... well it was not a good one

- So considering her need for distancing herself, she really liked how he did not push to talk to her or tried to drink her blood all the time

- The first interaction between them was when she (daydreaming as always) accidentally stepped on him

-She literally apologized for five minutes straight, while he just grinned at her and told her that "normally in his head, the roles are reversed in this scenario"

-Since then they interacted a few more times, mostly talking (fighting about) why modern music is as important as classic music

-So you could say they're pretty good with another, but don't often interact

-Since she knows what it feels like to want to be alone/ enjoy some silence, she often just doesn't talk with him when they're alone.

Reiji

-Ohhh okay so she has a love and hate type of relationship with this mf

-On one side adores his whole "manners are important" Thing since she herself grew up with that mindset (in one of her previous lifes)

-But on the other side she's a feminist- so you can imagine she calls him out about his sexist mindest .. a lot

-I feel like he finds her fascinating but also can't stand her

-He knows that she knows a lot about potions and necromancy, so that fucker tries to get every possible information about it out of her.

-And she knows that he does, so she always teases him, with bringing it up and then just ignoring him, if he asks her further about it

- They once went on an hour long rant about what the movie adaptations got wrong about Frankenstein and she found him strangely hot afterwards (don't judge her she's got weird taste in men)

-She also notices his reaction when she brings up Shu and she loves it.

-Tries to bring him up all the time and he hates her for it

Ayato

-okay so she finds him hilarious

- can't take him seriously and laughs about everything he says when he's being arrogant

-jokingly calls him "my lord" (he thinks she's for real and loves it)

- He had a bad experience with witches when he was younger so he can't stand them

-She realized he hates witches and tries to be the most clichee version of a witch there is

- Says she lost her broom and that know she's gotta buy another one for transportation

- wears pointy hats around him

- tells him her favorite food is frog soup

(And he believes it all)

-He tries to bite her all the time ( and the thing with witches blood is, it's supposed to taste like your deepest darkest desire so they learned to temporarily poison they're blood in case they're attacked)

-She warns him about it. He does it anyways. And spends an hour puking out blood

-Safe to say he pretty much hates her

Kanato

- Tries to avoid him like the plague

- The minute she saw him she didn't like his vibe

- She can feel the vibrations of a person and basically feels the "air around him" and he's got a air of "approach and risk dying" around him, sooo-

- She does love his style and lowkey wants to steal some of the dresses he owns (but she also really likes being alive so-)

-Never once met alone, and she hopes it stays that way

Laito

-Ohhhh okay... so this is a funny one

- They actually met once before, before she went to the mansion

- The coven she grew up in was basically always on the move, all around the world. The longest they stayed in a place was for three months. So when they were in paris (the city of love and sex-) freshly 17 year old Carmen wanted to do something wild

-I think you can guess what happend. She went to a bar with some of the younger girls from the coven and ended up having a one night stand. And that one night stand just so happend to be Laito-

- So as you can imagine the first time they saw each other again she was in shock (and he was grinning from ear to ear)

-Tries to pretend like she doesn't know him, while he brings it up all the time

- Lots and lots of sexual tension

-Lots of fighting and teasing going on there

-She genuinely didn't know he was a vampire and so now that she knows, she just feels ashamed.

-He brags about that night infront of his brothers (who don't belive him)

-She can't decide if she wants to kill him or kiss him (again)

Subaru

-She likes him and sort of relates to him in a way (*cough* suppressed anger *cough*)

- Loves secretly helping him with the flowers

- She brings some flowers back to life and just helps them grow faster

-Does it in secret though, cause she knows he would get pissed

Mukamis

Ruki

- She again, has a love and hate relationship with him

- She loves that he used to be human and can relate to feeling a lot of things, pure bloods can't

- They talk about Books a lot. Constantly discussing what they last read

-She still finds him mega intimidating (in a sort of hot way)

-She loves her control, so when she meets him who breaks her interior down like a bar of chocolate, she's scared

-Feels really vulnerable around him and tries often to get some control back

-Honestly it's probably her daddy issues but she's never been more attractive to a man before and she hates it

-Tries to avoid him but fails miserably

Kou

-She does not like him cause he reminds her of herself-

-Moodswings? Check

-Love for Fashion? Check

-Very much into the give and take ideology? Also check

-They are either best friends or enemies there's no in between

Yuma

-They get along really well

-She always helps out with the garden and gives him tips

-They bicker a lot about rather silly things

-Kinda like an old hippy couple

-She finds him physically mega hot (again those damn daddy issues)

- and the thing is he knows it-

- always works topless to just tease her

-But all in all they're pretty good with each other

Azusa

- Like a sister-brother relationship

- She loves taking care of people so when she notices his cutting problem she tries everything to get him to stop

-mother's him-

-The others tell her to stop treating him like a child but she just cant-

- Even let's him drink her blood ( yes she's got a serious mother teresa complex)

Yui

-Okay so she adores her

- literally the younger sister she always wanted to have ( she was always the youngest in her coven)

- They talk about everything-

-And she really feels ashamed of how she can't help her escape from those sadist fucks

-Tries everything to keep the biting to a minimum and also protects her with her life (at this point not just cause of the job)

-Again her mother teresa complex is over the roof with her

-Mothers her and Yui lowkey, loves it (it's them mother issues isn't it- (same though))

-Shes basically yuis diary at this point

#diabolik lovers #anon ask #dialovers #reiji sakamaki #ruki mukami #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #subaru #dialovers kanato #dialovers azusa #kou mukami #yuma mukami

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari!!! i just read your latest suguru fic and it's literally so good!!

like the descriptions that you used are so, so pretty.

the way you conjured the atmosphere? the dark clouds? the rain? the smell of the roses? the cute little frog umbrella that reader forgot?? (also, oh my gosh, that's such a cute detail to include – i love it.)

and then when reader comes back the mirror of the weather and the rain through suguru's side of the story?? and suguru freaking out?? and calling reader his baby??? ugh of course he'd do that <333

and i liked how their argument was solved?? like it wasn't a big end of the world argument but the root of their argument made sense and the resolution made sense, and for suguru to be the first one to say sorry, in my mind, makes sense as he's so mature xx

the ending was so cute xxx

also, also i love how even though suguru immediately went all mama bear and got the fluffy towel and dried off reader there was still a little awkwardness pre-apology that just melted away as soon as they talked about their feelings xxx

and the ending was so goddamn sweet !!! i love it so much

caring suguru is literally my favourite xxx i love him so, so much <333 (also, where are the guys who are like suguru?? hello?? anyone like that around?? i'm in desperate need of one)

this one is a banger as always, ari, and i feel so lucky to have read it xxx literally think you could do writing as a career, i'm not joking xx

OHHHH ANON 🥺🥺🥺 my angel my sweetheart my star in the sky…. this was just. the sweetest thing to wake up to!!!

TYSM FOR READING FIRST OF ALL…. anddd for taking the time to write this out!!! i appreciate it so much!!!! T_T as far as prose goes i don’t think it’s as flowery as my other fics so. i’m really glad you still thought the writing was pretty!! :’3

AND YES . THE FROG UMBRELLA. i’m super glad you noticed all the tiny rainy day details but i’m especially happy abt that pvdkfhdk…. i also think it’s so cute!! i just find it rlly easy to picture sugu w a silly s/o… maybe a little childish….. they like frogs and calico cats and very specific shades of green <3 (blatant self-insert atp but what else is new)….

but!! i really am super happy that you enjoyed the vibe!!!! building up a specific atmosphere is something i always put a lot of thought into, so knowing it brings some kind of result is always so rewarding 🥺🥺 i lovelovelove rain so i really wanted to capture all the good and bad sides…. the nice smell and the wet shoes and the little puddles on the street.

and the argument itself!! yes. i’m really glad you thought the resolution and everything felt grounded!! suguru was 100% in the wrong in this scenario, so that’s mainly why i had him apologize first — reader doesn’t really have anything to apologize for. i might’ve left it kind of vague but they really were just trying to coax him into relaxing and opening up a bit, and then he lashed out :(( which is also one of the few scenarios i can imagine when it comes to suguru being in the wrong at all lmao. i think he’s mature enough to avoid arguments for the most part, but his tendency to sometimes neglect his own health is….. a Problem. lmao. and it worries you!!

but he really is so sweet 🥺🥺 going all mamabear…. you’re his sweet baby and it’s his job to protect you!!! i think that’s how he sees it and it’s also why he’s so ashamed of himself.

anyway anyway, i’m rambling 😭 but i’m sooo overjoyed that you liked it!!! the fluffy ending and everything. sugu is such a caring and mature bf 🥺🥺🥺 pls don’t settle for anything less irl anon!! you deserve nothing but suguru-standard!!!

#thank you again <333 #sending you boatloads of love #and a big ol forehead smooch from sugu <3 #ask tag ✩

[alittlebirb]

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AAAAAAAAAAAH WIZARD FROGGO AND- I THINK MONKE TOO

i swear it's so cute i might steal it.

Also i send an ask to Nosoul or it would not be fairwe don't want you to be cleared of the crimez, but that was like a week ago do you know what happend?? Are they ok?

Mmm what wierd thing can I say before i leave... Oh i know! Have you ever heard of pancake cake? A cake... made of pancakes!

-Mystery anon 1

(i write down asks i want to send it i can't send it at the moment, and this is what my brain came up with at 3am in the middle of the night. I do not know what i meant with pancake cake)

AWWWW I KNOW RIGHT!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY'RE MY BABIES. Frog is named Froot (he/it) and Deer is named Rune (they/them). My beloved little sister made them for me, and I hold them close to my heart ❤. Pls don't steal them 😭

Hmm I don't know, hopefully nosoul is alright! Very maliciously wholesome of you to admit to framing me before inquiring concernedly about their health.

Lmaoooo I love the note from 3am mystery. I have not heard of pancake cake before, but you really can't go wrong with pancakes I suppose.

One thing before I go, I finished watching ride the cyclone and ohhhh my stars it's soooooo good. All of the characters my beloved. All of the songs my beloved. Apology in advance to my followers for the Flood of rtc content I'm going to reblogging soon while weeping in the tags.

Have a lovely day dear mystery!

#birb answers!