#oikawa incorrect quotes

[atsumwah]

y/n : your smile? it makes my day ♡

oikawa : your happiness? i live for that ♡

iwaizumi : a room? please get one.

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[amezure]

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[kozukenbsf]

NEW HAIKYUU OFFICIAL ART!! IT LOOKS AMAZING OMG

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[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Oikawa: *taking a picture*

Oikawa: hey kageyama, can you stand on the other side of hinata so that you're on the end

Kageyama: yeah but why?

Oikawa: so we can cut you off when hinata realizes he's too good for you

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[jemmacherry]

Oikawa: We’re going to improve our relationships in this team by telling each other- Hanamaki: Mattsun, I would kill for you. Matsukawa, moved: Man, me too Kyoutani, looking at Yahaba: Weak. I have killed for you Yahaba: Oh. Well, I could probably kill for you too Oikawa, looking at Iwaizumi and waiting: Iwaizumi: Iwaizumi: Iwaizumi: Keep staring at me and I will kill you

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[juicyjuicy05]

Oikawa: *Screams* Iwaizumi: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Hanamaki: Should we do something?

Matsukawa, observing: No I want to see who wins this

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[depressed-avocado]

Has this been done before or what?

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[iwaoiness]

Oikawa: if i dont survive tomorrow's operation i want u to know that ill never forgive u if u fall in love again

Oikawa: in fact u should mourn for a minimum of 13 years iwachan

Oikawa: but i want u to be so happy okay

Oikawa: not in love yet but happy

Iwaizumi: they're just going to remove your wisdom teeth tooru tf are u saying now

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[queryghost]

haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said

Some of these were edited a little to make more sense in Haikyuu context :]

Tendou: Coach Washijo has to let us summon Satan in the middle of practice.

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Atsumu: Why v@pe when you can suck watermelon lollipops? •••

Terushima: You cannot aggressively beat the Camila Cabello out of me •••

Shirabu: Some people should be shot, but some people get to be president again, ha ha ha.

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Tendou: My insanity would probably be the most potent drug in the world

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Oikawa: I’m a homosexual, heheheheheh

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Nishinoya: See, you can achieve greatness even with short legs

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Tendou: Arson is good. It’s a great pastime. Like, bored? Go burn down a building!

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Hinata: BYE DAICHI-SAN

Daichi: I’m not for sale

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Shirabu: I feel like a spear went through my head right here (points to middle of forehead) and came out at the back here

Tendou: I’M A UNICORRRN

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Ukai Keishin: (spectating Karasuno antics) Some people end up in the zoo

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Kageyama: (on the way to the training camp) oh my god I will EAT the next traffic light that turns red

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Semi: What about you? Don’t you say that you eat children?

Tendou: I mean I do but that’s different because I’m a human

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Nishinoya: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GOING FERAL CRUNCHING ON THE FLATSCREEN TV LIKE A MEIJI CRACKER

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Ushiwaka: I am at Daiso. Need anything?

Tendou: sanity 

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Sakusa: Are you fucking dumb?

Atsumu: Yeah, how’d ya know?

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Tanaka: I’LL KILL YOU ALIVE— oh wait crap I made myself sound stupid again

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Yaku: one more time Lev makes a height joke will rip off all of his hair and then shout ‘WIG SNATCHED’ really loud

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Tendou: I’ll bring you on a date night in Paris

Ushiwaka: what?

Tendou: what?

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Kyoutani: I have this urge to bite people. But not in a sexual way, just NOM

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[moonsbijoutoo]

Akaashi: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Suga: Get two more chairs.

Atsumu: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Oikawa: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Kenma: I would never be near children.

Kageyama: Get rid of two kids.

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[amezure]

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[kozukenbsf]

low quality haikyuu is my therapy

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[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Oikawa: *oikawa added iwaizumi, makki + 12 others to the group chat*

Oikawa: *oikawa named the group "oikawa's surprise birthday party"*

Oikawa: thank me later

Oikawa: *oikawa has left the chat*

Iwaizumi: well

#someone asked for reactions to a surprise birthday party but i hope this is close enough😭😭 #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #iwaoi #oikawa tooru

[exhausted-smiles]

Incorrect Haikyuu x reader quotes part 5 :0

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thank you to everyone who stuck by and remained patient - i won’t get soppy rn but it does mean a lot.

this won’t be any specific character x reader (for example it won’t be specifically tsukishima x reader, or kuroo x reader) just general haikyuu x reader, sorry if you’re favourite character wasn’t included,

i also own none of these quotes i got them from vine and various comedians, message me if you want to know any specifics, some of them have been slightly added to by me but not by much

requests are open!

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ushijima: we’re so in synch we finish each others-

you: sentences!

ushijima: don’t interrupt me

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kenma: i really want to kiss you

you: what?

kenma: i said if you died i wouldn’t miss you

the entire of Nekoma: *facepalm*

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you: maybe the real treasure was how you helped the team along the way

ukai: no i want cash

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kiyoko: why aren’t the team winning?

you: maybe the refs are homophobic because we’re the managers

kiyoko: we aren’t together

you: we aren’t? then why did we spend the last year managing a volleyball team??

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someone: how could you do this? i’m so disappointed in you

kageyama: hey! you can’t talk to me like that, you’re not (y/n) or suga,, and they aren’t my parents

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kuroo: my hands are cold.

you: here, let me hold them.

kuroo: my lips are cold too.

you: *covers kuroo’s mouth with your hand*

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you: i’m not a fan that wondered off, I’m aoba johsai’s manager

tendou: oh yeah? name one thing about Volleyball

you: your captain keeps trying to steal my boyfriend

semi: that’s on you tendou, you set the bar too low

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oikawa: alright, give me your hairdryer

iwaizumi:

you: ,,what are you talking about?

oikawa: don’t you carry one in your purse?

iwaizumi: have you ever spoke to a human woman?

oikawa, to a passing fan: excuse me, do you carry a hairdresser in your purse?

fan: of course, i’m not an animal

you: *eye twitches*

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ushijima: this session is going to take another hour or two

you: yeah you think! I’m sorry i’m exhausted, semi says when i’m tired i get night sassy

ushijima: night sassy?

you: hearing problems much?

semi: *face palming and pulling y/n away*

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you: someone will die

bokuto: of fun!

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you, to the first years: alright listen up you little sh*ts

you:…not you yamaguchi, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here

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akaashi: so what do you think?

bokuto: right, i wasn’t entirely listening but i agree with y/n

akaashi:

akaashi: she isn’t even here

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[juicyjuicy05]

Oikawa: Iwa-chan, I’m sad

Iwaizumi: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay

Hanamaki: Matsukawa, I’m sad

Matsukawa, nodding: Mood

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[astro-can]

iwaizumi: i'm into men

oikawa: omg im into men as well

iwaizumi: i thought you were into women?

oikawa: woman are hot as well

oikawa: anyone that i find attractive, i will date

iwaizumi: ah, so you're pan

oikawa: do i look like a fucking cooking utensil to you, iwa-chan?

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