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I have an important question (technically there's a few):

How did the Joelkémons react when slasher suddenly moved into the brothel? Do they like him? Is there drama? Did they talk shit about him to the camera? I'd like to know the tea, if there is any

-nightmare

Also, this isn't really connected to my other question but is vampire!joel a joelkémon or no?

Great question. Thighs out, stepdad, and night walks all wanted him let into the brothel. FAQ

Recap: Slasher has been waiting outside the Prime Time mansion. Some of the men are more excited than others about the prospect of him moving in. Slasher has only had one short story, but readers have launched a passionate campaign to get him into the mansion.

—--- Joelkemon Brothel: Slasher's first night

*Slasher walks into the brothel and Thighs Out slaps him on the back.* "There he is!"  Everyone but raider is getting ready to eat. Night walks says, "Alriiiight, come on in, buddy. Been pullin' for ya." 

Lincoln side-eyes the camera. Lincoln is serving dinner and gives Slasher none of the crusted part on his mac & cheese. 

Speakeasy is indifferent, but in his private interview with the camera, the producer manipulates him into almost talking smack, like, "do you think it was unusual the way slasher got into the brothel? Do you think he would've gotten in without @jazziepascal's passionate campaign and @bonezone44's art? Why do you think it happened that way? How many times has he even done something on camera?" Speakeasy thinks for a moment. Then the only thing you see on camera is out of context, speakeasy saying "well shit I guess he's only been on-screen one time." (Spliced together with a selective clip of something else he said). "he woulda had to prove himself without the art." (leaving off "i dunno if" he woulda)

Then in Lincoln's interview the producer eggs him on. "Speakeasy thinks slasher might not even be here if it weren't for bonezone."  Lincoln takes a deep breath. "bonezone? *My* bonezone? The one that drew me?" The producer eats it up. "Yeah. Does that bother you? Slasher said there might be another one on the way at some point too" Lincoln takes another deep breath through his nose. Then he takes off his mic, fumbling with it for a few seconds before dropping it in the chair and walking out. The producer mumbles "oh shit" and urgently calls night walks in for his interview.

Night walks and the producer have a mostly inaudible conversation off-camera. You can hear the producer's end of the convo. 

"I dunno, just distract him . . . Hey, where's raider, why isn't he-. . .ok (via radio she pages another producer to go get raider). . . Idk whatever, just distract him. . . Ah, fuck. You know I don't have that kind of authority. . . But I'll ask her, sure." 

Night walks says "hell yeah" and the producer says "go, go, go."   Then I get a call from the producer begging me to let night walks come twice in his next escapade. I get suspicious and say I'm coming down there. 

While I'm on my way down from the penthouse night walks goes back into the kitchen where the guys are eating and tries to act casual.  Lincoln is glaring at slasher. Night walks is like "what do you guys think about Vampire?" Raider walks in and sits next to Lincoln, watching his every move.  Free Use answers Night Walks. "I guess that would be the guy who dragged a coffin across the lawn yesterday?" 

Stepdad is like, "ya think?" 

Stepdad sees me first and  gets up from the table, confronting me before i even make it into the kitchen. “Now all the audience is fuckin’ pissed at me.”  I tell him they'll get over it, and some people actually feel bad for him.  “They drag me on discord thinking up ways to punish me.”   I try not to smile. “Oh you’re enjoying this, aren’t you?” he asks me.  I remind him at least he has a vacation coming up -- unless he doesn't wanna go. 

Vampire Joel is not in the brothel, he's setting up camp like Slasher was, in Slasher's camper.

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#5

hi !!! if ur ok with it, could i get a few headcanons of brahms with a transmasc partner? thank u! (≧∇≦)

Of course >w<

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brahms would accept you but also be curious

you'd teach him about everything and he'd be so patient and nice when listening

too scared to ask questions but will hint at things he wants to know about

since he was raised in a very proper household, he wouldn't know what a lot o things are and most likely wouldn't want to be rude and make you leave

he was expecting a nanny like the rest but wasn't mad when you showed up

as long as you treat him right and take care of him, he's happy

will tell you sweet things and make you feel safe when feeling dysphoric

he doesn't like seeing his lover sad or upset

he doesn't treat you any differently other than wanting to know about stuff and doing the lil head tilt whenever he hears or sees something he doesn't know

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i hope you like ! :)

64 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 23:26:47 GMT

#4

What if Brahms found out the reader is a vampire? And after a while the reader told Brahms that she wants to turn him into a vampire like her because she loves him and doesn't want to lose him because of age or anything else, how would he react?

(if he agrees, when he turns into a vampire, all his stains from the fire will disappear)

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I love this. He would definitely be down to be a vampire, but maybe a little reluctant because he doesn't believe in them. You'd have to show him and prove to him that you're real.

"Brahms, I promise i'm telling the truth. Look, I'll prove it." You then proceed to make your fangs visible. Brahms gasped but isnt afraid. He pokes them to make sure they're real. "See, I told you I was telling the truth."

Once you turn him, he thinks it is so weird that he's dead... but 'alive'. He doesn't want to drink blood prissy bitch but will eventually suck it up (see what i did there) .

"Now you can be mine forever. For real."

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(i felt that this ask fit this style of answering. i like it buuutttt i might refine it to fit me more)

99 notes • Posted 2021-11-06 10:19:29 GMT

#3

Maybe headcannons for bakugo, kiri, and another character of ur choice for a reader w/acne? There’s not enough love for acne havin folks :(

a/n I love this request so much. I hope i did it justice <3

Bakugo

- Anytime you feel down about your acne and it impacts your self-esteem, he immediately gives you kisses all over your face

- Hates loves skincare routines with you even though he won’t say it

- Constantly tells you that he doesn’t mind your acne because he doesn't

- He thinks it hilarious when he walks into the dorm kitchen and sees you making a random concoction of stuff for your skin

- You try to get him to stop eating chips because you don’t want him to get acne as well

- Never says anything bad about your skin to his friends or you

- Will call you names to make fun of you but you both know he doesn’t mean it

Kirishima

- Like Bakugo, he LOVES doing skincare with you because to him it’s manly’

- Listens to you when you say not to eat greasy food

- Likes kissing every single inch of your face while you’re asleep even though you’re secretly awake

- Goes out to buy you whatever acne wash you ask for

- Complains when you wear a lot of makeup to cover it up, even though he thinks you look beautiful, but because he thinks it covers your natural beauty

- If you ask him to only drink water with you, he will in a heartbeat because he doesn’t want you to do it alone

Deku

- I personally think that Deku would have stretch marks from bulking up so quickly

- In turn, you would both cater to each other’s insecurities and would bond over it

- Will help you make different mixtures for acne and scarring

- Would gladly be your test dummy for makeup bc you break out easily

- If you feel particularly insecure one day, he will give you a spa day so you feel better

- Light butterfly kisses™

- Eats healthy with you because he doesn’t want you to be left out although you have designated cheat days which he kinda approves of

105 notes • Posted 2021-03-07 20:45:27 GMT

#2

Wanting - Brahms x gn! reader

Genre: hurt / comfort / fluff / angst

Pronouns: they / them

Words: 1.5k

Requested by @riverxxxo

Warnings: self harm (punching legs), wound, blood, mentions words cut and stab

It was a muggy day at the Heelshire Mansion, the wind was blowing rapidly against the windows, leaves being thrown about, and rain lightly pittering on the roof. There was said to be a big storm coming that would last for a few days. Y/n and Brahms were sitting in the parlor, watching an old movie on tape on the only t.v. in the whole house, the crackly audio being the only sound coming from within the house. Brahms had agreed that the rules could be bent today for them to watch a few movies and read together. They both had a mutual infatuation with each other but were both too shy to say so. Brahms wanted them to stay forever, and believed that they were going to, no matter what. Y/n knew that they couldn’t leave him, they had grown to love the mysterious man in the walls and hadn’t wanted to leave anyways. There was nothing for them outside of the house, this was where they felt safe.

After the movie, the pair stood up and began heading to the upstairs hall for bedtime. Breathing shakily, y/n decided that they were going to make a move, they were going to initiate the hopeful relationship. Praying that Brahms felt the same towards them, they were tired of waiting for him to make the first move. As they got to the hall, they gently grabbed Brahms’ arm to stop him. He turned around with a slight head tilt, confused as to why he was halted. They looked up at him and stepped closer, gently caressing the side of his masked face and leaned in to kiss the cold porcelain lips of the mask. Brahms' hands gently grabbed their waist, wanting them to be closer. Y/n’s hands held his face as they rested their forehead against his, breathing in each other's scent. Slowly creeping their hands around the back of his head to the string holding the mask onto his face, they lifted it over his head and began to slip the mask off of him. Brahms quickly jolted back, grabbing y/n’s wrist with his right hand, a small whimper coming from them, and holding the mask to his face with the other. “Why!?” his voice boomed from his chest. He was furious, thinking that he could trust that they understood that he was insecure about his scars that he tries so hard to forget about.

“I-I’m sorry.. Please let g-go Brahms.” Y/n was shaking, knowing how bad he can be when he’s angry, they didn’t want to anger him anymore than he already was. With one swift motion, Brahms let go and shoved past y/n, walking heavily into his room and into the walls where he went quiet. Y/n slowly stood from the floor and noticed the blood seeping through their shirt where a small statuette had stabbed them when they fell. Holding their side, they ran to their room and quickly locked both the closet and main door in case Brahms came out. They went to the bathroom and began treating their wound, not realizing that they had been crying this whole time. Tears ran relentlessly down their face as they realized the weight of what they had done. All the trust that had built up between the two of them had been ripped away in an instant.

Brahms had run off to his loft with haste, throwing the mask onto his bed, he felt all of the anger he had, burn up into sadness and regret. The look on y/n’s face when he spoke was enough to make him drop to his knees and beg for forgiveness but he was too caught up in the moment to notice. He felt betrayed by them, he had been too afraid to take off the mask and not at all ready in the slightest, and they thought that they could rush it and do it themselves? He was confused, sad, angry, but slightly relieved. Was that their way to tell him that they loved him like he loved them. He hoped that once he calmed down and understood what he was feeling, they would still love him.

A small sob ripped him from his thoughts, he had calmed down and was now only feeling bad for running away and yelling at y/n. He silently made his way to y/n’s room and peered through the wall to see them on their bed with their head in hands sobbing. Brahms noticed a red patch at their side and wondered what it was. Had they been bleeding? How? His thoughts were interrupted yet again when they lifted up their shirt to reveal the wound that was now caked with dried blood and needed to be bandaged. He watched as they cleaned it off with peroxide and placed a big bandage over it, wrapping it around themselves to secure it. He crept into the hall only to see a small statue with blood on one side, this was where they fell. Brahms’ head buzzed with the fact that he hurt them, he made them bleed. The thought of it made him sick, he loved them, how could he hurt someone he loves. He made his way back to his loft, crying silently at the thought of y/n crying because of him.

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It had been a few days, the wound on y/n’s side had gotten smaller and been healing. They were now cleaning Brahms' childhood bedroom when they heard whimpers coming from below them. Worried, they sat still and waited to hear it again before reacting. Upon hearing it a second time, they crawled into the door in the closet they knew led to Brahms loft room. It was time they spoke to him, they needed to talk about what happened. Y/n didn't want anything to change between them, they didn’t want Brahms to avoid or ignore them. They cherished their relationship and wanted to apologize for what they did.

After walking through the walls for about 10 minutes, they found Brahms room, the whimpering had gotten louder and they knew that he wasn’t doing well. They stood in the doorway, grunts and whimpers could be heard feet in front of them. Y/n stepped forward and saw Brahms hunched over and repeatedly punching himself in the thighs. From the force he was putting into the punches, there had to be bruises forming. Y/n didn’t know it but he had been doing this since he saw them bleeding. They slowly walked towards him, careful not to make noise to scare him. He saw their sock clad feet and sat up straight but didn’t look them in the eye. “Brahms… w-what’s wrong?” They spoke softly. Brahms sniffed and looked up at them slowly, his face was rid of the mask giving y/n a perfect view of his scar littered mug. They saw all the hurt and raw emotion in his eyes, showing that he was deeply hurt and sorry for what he did. Although y/n didn’t see it as anything terrible, just a cut, Brahms felt like the worst person in the world. He hurt the one person who’d be with him forever.

“I hurt you. So I hurt myself. Fair.” Brahms' voice was a mixture of a childs and a mans. He was trying his best not to break down right there in front of them.

“Hey, it’s okay, please don’t hurt yourself,” They took a seat next to him and slowly rubbed his back, “I’m okay, it was only a cut, you didn’t mean to do it.” Y/n used a soft voice that they used when saying goodnight to Brahms, he found comfort in this and took a deep breath. Leaning into their touch, he turned towards them and leaned for a hug. Y/n accepted this and wrapped their arms around his trembling frame. They squeezed him tightly, wanting him to know that they forgive him. Brahms buried his face into y/n’s neck, breathing in the calming smell of them. They were his home, they were where he felt safest. Y/n felt the same, they wanted to be in Brahms’ arms forever.

After what felt like forever of savoring the moment, the two parted but stayed close. Staring at each other with what could only be described as love. Y/n grasped Brahms’ face, he melted into their hands and slowly leaned down towards them. They met in the middle, lips gently grazing one anothers. All of the pent up emotion brewing between the two had been released. They clumsily grasped at one another, Brahms’ hands finding themselves at y/n waist and neck, pulling them close. Y/n’s hands holding Brahms’ face as close as they can. They were gripping each other as if their life depended on it. With heavy breaths, they pulled away, resting foreheads to one another, basking in the moment for as long as they could.

“I love you.” Brahms had whispers under his breath, needing with every bone in his body for them to say it back.

“I love you too.” Y/n hushed back, wrapping their arms around the relived and blissful Brahms, holding him tight.

That night, for the first and certainly not the last time, Brahms fell asleep happy, utterly and truly happy. Holding one another, they slept soundly in the walls of the Heelshire Mansion, not to be bothered.

228 notes • Posted 2021-11-02 21:44:28 GMT

#1

Living with / Dating Brahms would include

a/n this is my first time writing for Brahms. I've been hyperfixated on him for about a week now and today it was very strong so i decided to write again. I'm very surprised with how much i wrote but i am proud. Anywho, enjoy :)

Very Clingy… like all the time. You go to the kitchen, he’s coming out of the pantry wall. You’re emptying the traps, he’s staring at you through the windows and various peeking holes he has. Privacy does not exist for to this fella.

No more showering by yourself, he needs to be bathed by you or he won’t bathe at all. Although he will not wash himself, he will occasionally help to wash you. Scaring you almost every time he grabs the sponge and starts washing your back.

He learned what face masks were and will only do them about once every 2 months but you have to cut out the part where his scar is because it gets irritated easily.

I believe that his parents didn't help care for his burns so they haven't healed well. For that reason, he is very hesitant to let you help care for the burns. You put some medicated creams on them that make them not hurt and he kisses you all over your face.

CUDDLES ALL THE TIME. Since he is so clingy, you guys cuddle all the time. At first, he was hesitant to hold you in fear that you would be scared of him or push him away. After showing him that you don’t mind cuddles, that was all the answer he needed to jump into bed with you and hold you all night. That was the best sleep he had gotten in 20 years.

Although he expects you to do everything for him, he learns after a while (and a couple arguments) that he also needs to do things to help out. He starts by being your assistant in the kitchen and you both learn that he is a very good cook. Then he helps out with cleaning and tidying. He doesn’t like it that much but he gets to spend time with you and even go outside so he’ll do it anyways.

This man does not know how to shave. Period. You show him how to trim his beard and chest hair. You even do it for him the first couple of times but soon tell him that he has to do it himself (even though he makes you stand in the bathroom with him while he does it).

He lets you leave the house to go shopping for clothes and food that Malcolm doesn't bring, once a month. He tells you what he likes to wear and if he doesn’t like something, he will let you know immediately. He likes to wear neutral colors like tans and brown. He does have a couple pairs of sweatpants that you got him as pajamas that he wears all the time.

You read to him when he’s upset because it’s the only way to make him not be a total asshole to you. He loves you very much but when he’s upset or jealous, it’s best to let him roam the walls and stay your separate ways.

Fixing the holes in his cardigan. He loves that green cardigan and wears it all the time (even when its hot). You don’t mind though because it looks hot on him.

He trusts you but still wears the mask most of the time around you, besides sleeping, showering and eating.

I saw from another person that they head cannon that he does not sit still when eating and I 100% believe that. One minute you set down his plate of food and turn around for a napkin and he’s gone. He’s off wandering the walls and chewing. You hear his loud footsteps through the library and then the parlor. When he’s done though, he always comes back and tells you it was good and puts his plate in the sink.

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9 first time watches in 2021

i don’t know if these are necessarily my ‘top’ 9 but these are like the only 9 i can remember watching because the entirety of 2021 has been like [tv static] so here we go???

the handmaiden (2016) - one of those things i’ve seen gifs of for god knows how long like “i need to watch this” and then i just didn’t? until early 2021? and then i did, and it was very good? i wouldn’t recommend it to just anyone it was also very dark and fucked up with some very triggering themes but the symbolism was great the execution of the plot/twists was great the last scene in the library was so cathartic 

princess mononoke (1997) - i was raised very sheltered and very religious and we did not have anything but pbs on the tv so... i have not seen as many ghibli movies as i should have and i’ve been slowly catching up over the years? i put this one off for a while because i was told the tone was really different and dark and yeah it was but it’s my favorite now? “still we find reasons to keep living” 

his house (2020) - ok this one i really really liked it’s like a distant relative of the babadook if you liked that one you might like this one it’s about sudanese refugees trying to make a life in london with a very similar key theme that boils down to “the demons are Yours and to survive you’re going to have to somehow make your peace with them” which i am very into whenever it pops up so this was probably in my top 3 horror movies of the year

candyman (2021) - loved this one? love jordan peele horrors and their themes, love that it was a remake that was really just a sequel, love it when the situation is one of those “you can’t talk about it you can’t think about it and if you have it’s already too late” things because that is so effectively scary to me and the candyman is the best supernatural slasher can’t change my mind where’s that post about the others being crusty and him rocking up in his fur coat b/c... yeah. yeah

the green knight (2021) - this was definitely my favorite movie of the year i am absolutely obsessed with visually-appealing high fantasy (even if it passionately makes me want to play dnd right now immediately on days when i cannot just play dnd) and the artsy a24 cinematic style and arthurian legend? dev patel as gawain? the themes? the tragedy? everything i could possibly have wanted 10/10 i’m still thinking about the imagery especially in the green chapel 

moulin rouge (2001) - one of those things i watched because it’s so culturally-embedded (elephant love medeley? el tango de roxanne?) and when people found out i hadn’t they were like ????? as a first-time viewer who didn’t have nostalgia goggles on and isn’t usually into jukebox musicals it’s aged very well in some ways and uhhhh really has not in certain others but it’s a good musical it was converted to a movie well i enjoyed it black swan (2010) - see above that is why i watched this one also? going in all i knew about swan lake was the barbie movie (i loved that odette doll so much) and mostly the cast was great... i got very into analyzing/talking about it... i learned some interesting stuff

encanto (2021) - this was so sweet honestly and i love the music a lot? like a lot... i’ve gone back to a couple of the songs more than once since i saw it and even more than the movie itself i’ve really loved seeing how pleased people have been to see a little of themselves in something like this???  single all the way (2021) - ok this one is just literally every single home for the holidays bad christmas romcom you’ve ever seen in your entire life? but it’s gay? so like... it wasn’t good, and i do not care even a little bit, the straight ones aren’t either!!  tagged by - @mrbingley :) ty this was fun! tagging - @dogsideye​? @quirkydetectives​ ? no pressure! and like @everyone do it! tag me! 

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OMFG I JUST READ UR SPLIT FIC AND AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS SO GOOD. Ur such a good writer I’m jealous

BBY!!! I’M GLAD YOU LIKED IT!!! but fr no need to be jealous it’s just some horny ramblings 👉👈

I just wanted to say that I LOVE your haikyuu fics! Especially the Oikawa/Iwa soulmate au one! Just a quick question tho, would their darling be able to turn the duo against eachother? Like maybe she/he/they prefers Iwa more than Oikawa and that could lead to some competition?

ok i’ve talked about this a little bit before in another ask but my tags are a mess and i can’t find it but tbh i think it would be almost impossible for their darling to actually turn them against each other - even in a tiny way just because their own relationship with each other is rock solid. Iwa knows how to deal with Oikawa at his worst and vice versa. if you do end up showing preference to one over the other - say you cling to Iwa because he doesn’t go as hard on his punishments or Oikawa because a pissed off Iwa scares you they’re gonna notice, and there is nothing like a little exposure therapy to cure your fears.

Inquiring minds need to know: does the slasher trio fuck you in front of their victims? When they’re alive? When they’re dead? Both???

Bruh.... I think you know the answer to that ;)

I just read Final Girl and I just wanna say that it scared the shit out of me??? I rarely watch horror let alone slasher movies and most of the time I imagine what would happen if they keep one of their victims and your fic just damn. It was scary good

you have no idea how happy that makes me?? because like when i write fics i’m trying to convey emotions and build tension and stuff but until somebody else reads it you never know if it’s actually worked?? so this makes me all 🥺

Yo I just read your Shiggy fic the chikan and boy oh boy I am a huge fan of it. He’s so gross but it does something to me and I don’t know why but I’m here for it. Also I love your writing I may or may not have just binged your blog but it was so good and I just could not help myself 😅, anyway I hope you have a good day!

SHIGGY SUPREMACY!! no but i took so long with that fic and now i just wanna write a bunch more creeper shigaraki i love him sm! anyway thank you fo being such a sweetheart - i hope your day’s going well too!!

Idk if it's thirsting hours, but I'm a horny bastard, so I'm just gonna express myself. Every time, I watch Ushijima show emotion and get excited about volleyball, I think about Outrunning Fate and daydream about the kind of face he would make while he rails a resistant, crying reader. And I feel like Tendou would just watch his facial expressions for a while because this is a side of Ushi he's never seen, and he just wants to admire him. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. @ks350

so it’s not exactly a secret that Ushi’s a little... stoic, but with things he genuinely cares about - volleyball, and you guessed it, his adorable little resistant soulmate - that’s when he lets himself soften a touch, smiling easier, seemingly without even realising it. He tends to get a little carried away when he’s fucking her because he’s honestly just so fucking content, this is exactly where he’s supposed to be and nothing else matters, not even your pretty tears and soft whimpers for him to stop. Of course Tendou’s gonna watch!

Okayyyy so I just read Split and, as always, your writing is superbbbb. Osamu acting like he was innocent in the whole situation? Atsumu being the sadistic little shit that he is? 💯 My brain is just full of thoughts of the Miya Brothers that I decided to read their Soulmate AU this early in the morning and I noticed how the party was set in the new captain's house.

And OMG as third years Atsumu's the new captain of Inarizaki and holy fuck there's a huge possibility the reader, their soulmate, just lost her V card in either of the twin's room or bed. Wouldn't that situation be a cluster fuck that drove them both crazy to do those things at the end after denying reader? Goshhhh I love this little subtle details in your fic. You are such a genius writer that endless possibilities are available to be interpreted by us readers. Thank you so much Rhi 💖💖💖 @pamdamonyum

👀 sqirugpq3urnioklnjk you’re a sweetheart 

but can you imagine if it was Atsumu’s bed and he was the one to find you and the soccer captain? because like i genuinely debated about having them kick his ass and i think in that circumstance... not even Samu would be able to hold him back!

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I love you too, you funky little anon

Ok omg split was amazing! I have to share smth tho when my bro and I were kids (like pretty young), when one of us did something “bad” we’d be like “no that wasn’t me it wasn’t me it was my evil twin,” and like then we’d forgive the other and shit talk abt our “evil” versions bc it wasn’t the “good” twin’s fault lol. So the “Osamu you promised!” “Osamu isn’t here rn,” had me dying. Like so perfect. What bs. Then the end with Osamu “I couldn’t stop him” miya like oh yeah ofc just your evil twin nothing you could have done 🙄 like it was so perfect, I loved it!

aw that’s actually really cute tho! i honest to god think that Osamu’s worse in this one - at least Atsumu never pretends to be anything other than what he is. Osamu’s just as toxic and warped, but he acts like the hero, like it wasn’t his obsession that started this all

So, I just read the Dear Old Friend Osamu drabble and I couldn't help but grin. The implications I got from it and the initial one-shot were the following;

1. Atsumu is a titties man, considering how much he bit and teased them in DOF.

2. 'Samu I don't have a favourite twin how dare you is an ass man considering how many words of that drabble were dedicated to his thoughts lingering on the titular dear old friend's arse.

And I'm just LIVING for it because they really do complete each other in that regard. But also because 'Samu strikes me as the kind of guy that likes face sitting and spanking his partner while they sandwich his face between their thighs. And Atsumu strikes me as the kind of person that likes just randomly fiddling with his partner's tiddies because tiddy = fun.

Also, hi! I love your writing! Pretty sure this is my first ask, even though it's not, really??? @pavlovs-titties

ahh you’re so sweet, thank you bby!!

and yeah, Atsumu’s definitely a tiddies kinda guy and Osamu prefers ur butt (but also not me writing that little drabble because i wanted to tease the idea Osamu have his turn leaving his mark on the reader by spanking her till she’s nice and sore 😉)

Baby, you were amazing ❤️! I don't know how I still get surprised by your awesomeness, but I do. You're amazing and no one can tell you different 🥺🥰

💖💖💖 sdfghjhgj you’ve got me all blushy and soft, thank you!!! 

the jokes on you tho because in actual fact you’re the one who’s amazing?? ily!!

#BD answers

[xbillyloomis]

Baking with their S/O

Requested: no

WARNINGS: swearing, mentions of murder (ish), pretty much all the gerneral/minor warnings that come with reading Slasher stuff

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Billy Loomis:

Words ~ 124

this guy can’t bake for shit

so if you can’t either then you’re both kinda screwed

but, if you can, then you can semi guide him through the steps

although be warned, this guy will take every opportunity to play around with the food instead of making it into something

has dumped flour on you instead of measuring it out too many times to count - “for the love of Michael Meyers, STOP DUMPING FLOUR OVER ME!!” *cue cute angry face*

saying that, he genuinely enjoys eating the food afterwards

just the thought that you two had created that, that you’d done something so domestic sent his heart into a gushy mess

it’s just getting there that’s hard

but it’s an experience totally worth having

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Stu Macher:

Words ~ 126

oof

if you’re brave enough to take on cooking with this man-child then you deserve a Medal of Valour

100 times worse than Billy

seriously, this dude will actually try and climb into the scales to see how many Ounces he weighs

(bby boi is adorable but “oh my god, Stu, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”)

gets very pouty when you pull him off of them only to find that they’re now broken

“Well what did you expect Stu, you’re a grown ass human”

anyway

since your scales are now completely ruined, he gets you the bestest, newest scales money can buy (Stu is just the best boyfriend ever, amiright?)

which makes the next time he breaks them that much more frustrating

*rolls eyes*

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Stu and Billy:

Words ~ 152

these two together + kitchen = absolute chaos

they take to pulling pranks on each other with the ingredients when you’re back is turned

they also used to steal ingredients and stash them away later like chipmunks to pull pranks on you, but stopped when you threatened them with a spoon - something they took very seriously after the first time you whooped their arses with it

usually means that whatever you’re making ends up a flat lump that’s barely two fingers high (“volume is everything, after all, Stu”)

it still tastes pretty delicious though, which is a little bit odd but you don’t complain (“turns out that volume isn’t everything, ey, Y/n?” “I will take your cake away, Billy”)

they however, do complain when it comes to cleaning up the kitchen

“you made the mess, you can clean it up!”

results in them being very pouty bois™️ by the end of the night

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Beetlejuice:

Words ~ 165

it’s like trying to cook with a two year old on crack (srsly tho, don’t give your kids crack)

loads of hassle, and no reward (he dumped the cake mix on the floor? oops *adorable shrug*)

there was one time when he genuinely tried so hard to be good

made it until you guys had to put it in the oven and then just couldn’t help himself.

when your back was turned, he turned the oven off, and stuck the rack to the sides of the oven a little

so about 40 minutes later, when you go to get it out, it spills all over you (it got stuck, like Beej planned, you yanked, like Beej planned, and now you’re covered in cake batter, like Beej planned)

“you’re so annoying”

he laughs when you threaten to murder him, simply pulling you into his side and squeezing you “You can’t murder me, darling. You’d miss me too much.”

*sigh*

a truly horrifying experience. Would not recommend

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Norman Bates:

Words ~ 143

is probably the best Slasher to cook with.

he has no idea what he’s doing, but won’t behave like a child like the others (Thank God)

little bean just wants to make something nice for you, so will follow your every instruction (he has a massive fear that you’ll leave him if he can’t make you happy, so he’ll do literally anything that you could ask of him)

is so proud when he pulls it out of the oven, he literally lights up

insists you have the first bite, and fuckng glows when you compliment how good it is (seeing his reaction makes you feel bad for wanting to sneak salt in when he wasn’t looking - thankfully he never left the meals side so as to check it was all ok)

honestly the best person to cook with. 10/10 would recommend

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Pennywise:

Words ~ 180

this clayown

is an absolute nightmare when it comes to cooking

gets drool everywhere (seriously, don’t serve this cake to people!)

gets more of the ingredients over the kitchen than in the bowl/pan

but he has so much fun!

his favourite thing to make is popcorn

he loves watching it pop (he copies along with it too, mouthing the word “Pop” and laughing maniacally as the corn heats up. seriously, your neighbours are a little worried that you’re the killer haunting the town)

never ever ever do one of those ‘share bowls’ with him

you’ll get like, three of whatever’s in there before he’s already eaten the entire contents

but

if you ever make an actual meal for you two?

then he’ll actually behave and help you make it (he likes it when you two sit across from each other at the table with a meal, it makes him feel like he’s doing a good job of taking care of you)

it’s very enjoyable to have that … different level of intimacy between you every once in a while

🖤🖤🖤🖤

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[chucklerjuergens]

SONGS THATS IVE CONNECTED TO HBOWAR

Freaking out by the wrecks- this is literally my high school leckie au yall dont even wanna know (5k words in tho👀👀)

Romeo and juliet by dire straits as andyeddie- ‘i cant do everything but id do anything for you’ ‘the dice was loaded from the start and i bet, i bet, that you exploded into my heart’ ‘theres a place for us, you know the movie song / its just that the time was wrong’ i cry to this song every time i hear it also please listen to the killers’ version as well

29 (acoustic) by run river north as andyeddie- im sorry so many of these r andyeddie but i was screaming to tom abt this ill just add screenshots

Walk the other way by bend sinister as leckie- ok the lyrics are just so obvious to me and make me think of leckies relationship with the war esp when he first kills the japanese soldier in episode one and literally from then on lmao

Willow tree march by the paper kites reminds me of sledge so much just his spiral into war specifically the ‘we all still die’ part lmaoo but the song just gives me sledge vibes idk i cant really explain it beyond that

Outro by M83- this is super vague but it makes me think of pacific in general and i could literally not tell yall specifically why even at gunpoint

Mars by sleeping at last- the boys in general ok (also 1917) but the way they were happy before the war and then the reprecussions of it its the perfect song i adore it

Bleeding out by imagine dragons- also andyeddie lmao its obvious

The cave by mumford and sons as lipton- i was in a lipton mood when i discovered this song and i have the terrible habit of replaying a song constantly when i fall in love with it so now lip is eternally tied to this song also idk it could probably be connected to him in some other way but im lazy so yall tell me. EDIT: @lovinmullen was able to take my feeble connection this song and actually turn it into something so here are his tags :’) as always, perfectly said and it makes a lot of sense to me !!

This is war by 30 seconds to mars- ... do i need to elaborate??? The song itself is really good and the parts where it goes ‘the fight is done, the war is won, lift your hands towards the sun’ and ‘its the moment to live its the moment to die its the moment to fight to fight to fight’ and ita kinda explodes?? Good shit !! Ok i have a list going of all the things mentioned theres: Soldier- which im thinking leckie for? - civilian- which makes me think of sledge? Or maybe sid??? -Martyr- very much basilone but theres another i think fits him as well- victim makes me think of gibson bc he was a victim of the war mentally but maybe it goes for eddie too possibly?? Or maybe the japanese civilians or wait maybe those can go up into civilian category -prophet makes me think of hoosier and his bs lmao idk why -liar- also makes me think of sledge bc he lied about his heart murmur to fight -honest- makes me think of stella bc she was protecting her family and didnt lead leckie on like when she thought she needed to, she shut shit down and was honest with him about why-leader- ANDDDYYYYYY -pariah- this means outcast which also makes me think of gibson lol -victor- i have no clue i was thinking JP bc he survived when all his friends didnt like manny and john didnt but also i dont think it fits -messiah- also makes me think of basilone when he was sent home to do the war bonds and became a staple of the war itself as he was awarded with the medal of honor

Little fang by avey tares slasher flicks- makes me think of liebgott

Rabbit heart by florence + the machine- shifty powers (it makes sense in me head)

#this is so self indulgent im not even gonna tag #im sorry so many of these r andyeddie but no im actually not #this is me rambling im sorry yall gotta see it #my post #i WILL be adding to this as i eventually make more bullshit connections #also its like all the pacific themed but this is what i got #this is directly related to that moodboard #my mind is so full theres so many thoughts CONSTANTLY #i mention this all the time #but i liked its lates by queen so much i listened to it for a month straight #actually no it wasnt even bc i liked it so much i just played it on repeat and couldnt bring myself to listen to any other #sophomore year was weird #that ‘love with a bite’ YES!!!!!!! its perfect god its amazing how youre able tk see the connections and put them into words!!!! so clearly #and concisely!!! #idk how to spelll #this is war fucks i love it the adrenaline rush??? immaculate #i dont feel like explaining anymore hbgg #maybe for ones that r less obvious but liebs is obvious to me

[duchessfics]

Sarah Paulson’s Characters Watching a Horror Movie with their Girlfriend

Requested by @urleastfavtree: Since Halloween is coming up, could you do Sarah Paulson’s characters watching a horror movie with their S/O’s

I chose horror movies for each, but they are easily replaceable with whatever you prefer. These are shorter than my last headcanons, but I hope you like it!

Billie Dean Howard

For Billie the horror genre doesn’t have that much of an appeal. She already deals with the paranormal on a daily basis. So when she watches a movie she wants to leave that side of her life behind.

However, even though she isn’t interested in watching horror movies, she knows you love them. So she’ll tolerate them for her babygirl. Her only rule is no paranormal/supernatural movies

Even though most of those films are tacky for her and she knows they aren’t real, it hits a little too close to home and you respect that.

So you decide to go with a scary movie classic: Halloween. Even though this is an older movie and seems silly at times you watched this movie as a kid and it holds a nostalgic appeal.

Of course Billie will do anything and everything to make her darling angel happy. But she also selfishly loves how you cuddle into her at the scary parts. Holding you tight to her makes watching any horror movie worth it.

Lana Winters

Lana has an aversion to horror movies because of her past and absolutely refuses to watch any kind of slasher/serial killer movie. She feels less bothered by paranormal movies, but still won’t choose to see one.

But you ask her about seeing the movie Alien and explain that it’s not a typical horror movie with a slasher or something paranormal. She begrudgingly agrees and lets you take her to a special Halloween showing at the local movie theater.

Even though Lana keeps a brave face, when the alien bursts out of the crew member’s stomach and as Dallas makes his way through the air ducts she tenses up and holds your hand.

By the countdown of the spaceship destroying, she has moved your arms to wrap around her and partially hides behind your hands at any noise.You ask her if she’s ok and say that you don’t mind leaving if this is too much for her. 

But she shakes her head and says she wants to see the ending. Once the movie is over, Lana admits that the movie was actually pretty good, but that movie was enough excitement for her for a long time.

(https://fishkreizler.tumblr.com/post/180133040284/cordelia-goode-ahs-apocalypse-8x10)

Cordelia Goode

Cordelia thinks scary movies are kind of silly, but she is also happy to watch them with you. While most would expect Cordelia to be the scaredy cat, you are the one hiding your face in her arms. But when she asks if you want to stop watching you say no.

In celebration of Halloween, you manage to convince your girlfriend to watch the whole Insidious series. You try to put on a brave face, but the moment you see the red-faced demon standing right behind Josh you squeal and hide in Cordelia’s comforting embrace. 

She laughs at your reaction...laughs as if not just seeing what you saw and asks if you’re sure you can handle this. You tell her it’s ok and you want to watch them all.

But by the time you finish the series, you flinch at every noise and shadow, clinging to Cordelia and not letting her go.

She holds you soothingly and suggests you watch a lighter Halloween movie before going to bed. While Cordelia doesn’t understand why you like movies that scare you, she goes along with it and will comfort her sweet girl through it.

Bette and Dot Tattler

While Dot doesn’t mind scary movies (in fact she actually kind of likes them) Bette hates horror movies. She’ll have nightmares for weeks if she even hears something too scary.

Bette is your sweet girl so you don’t ask her to watch horror movies except for one time a year: Halloween. And you have to coax her a little, promising to hold her close and give her lots of hugs and kisses (maybe some ice cream too).

So for this Halloween you pick the movie Creature from the Black Lagoon. Something about the film appeals to you and Dot loves it, smiling at you once and awhile.

On the other hand, halfway through the movie Bette whimpers she can’t watch anymore. So you hold her close and run your fingers through her hair in a soothing manner, letting her bury her face in your shoulder.

By the time the movie is finished Bette sleeps peacefully in your embrace while you and Dot talk about how good the film was. Then you both decide to reward Bette for sitting through this, by making some candy apples to appease her sweet tooth.

Sally McKenna

Ok, let’s state the obvious--Sally loves horror movies. Sometimes you and her will disappear for days watching her favorite ones. However, for this Halloween you plan to introduce her to a franchise that came out after she died.

You wait until November 1st since you both spent the day outside of the Hotel Cortez on Halloween. And that November morning you wake her up in a giddy voice and tell her you want to show her something.

Sally is confused at your cheerfulness so early in the morning, but listens. That’s when you pull out DVDs of the whole Saw franchise.

Sally has never seen them, so you pop the first one in right then and begin your movie marathon. Sally loves them for the gore and loves her baby girl even more for knowing her so well.

By the time you finish the last movie you both are exhausted of seeing bloody corpses, but Sally holds you close before softly saying that the movies gave her a couple ideas for future guests. You say her name in warning and she tells you she’s kidding, but the twinkle in her dark eyes says otherwise.

(https://televisionsgif.tumblr.com/post/152378339702)

Audrey Tindall

Audrey’s reactions to scary movies is probably the most similar to Miss Sarah Paulson...aka she hates them because they terrify her. Like, a lot.

You manage to get her to agree to watching a scary movie, saying that it’s more of an adventure movie. But Audrey disagrees when you pick out the movie IT (2017 version).

That creepy painting coming to life? No. The headless boy chasing Ben only to run into Pennywise? Also no. A leper? Nope. She literally gets up and washes her hands after that. A room full of clowns? Hell no. And Pennywise climbing out of a refrigerator? Fuck no, she rebukes.

You try to keep your laughter contained as you watch her reactions, but her yelps and cursing cracks you up. By the time the movie finishes, Audrey is winded like she went out for a run and is left exhausted.

Audrey makes you check the closet and under the bed where you act like something grabs your arm (which ended with you being called an asshole as you laughed). But you hold her close when you get in bed and soothe her, promising to keep and eye on her until she falls asleep.

Ally Mayfair-Richards

While Ally has overcome most of her phobias and fears, she doesn’t like to watch things that make those resurface. Plus she doesn’t want horror movies to be around Oz.

Although you like horror movies, you understand where she is coming from and respect her wishes. However, this Halloween, after Oz goes into a candy coma, Ally says she’s willing to watch a scary movie...but nothing too scary.

So you pick out the movie Zombieland. It’s definitely gory, but the comedy makes it a lot less scary. And Ally even starts laughing at the different phrases Tallahassee says. 

As you watch the movie, you keep cuddled up together. Although Ally doesn’t say anything, you keep getting distracted by her brushing her fingers along your hip. Eventually it feels like she is trying to drive you crazy.

And even though you intended to watch the movie, you don’t protest when she starts to kiss you. Then you pull her into your lap and you both end up making love with the movie on in the background. But that treat was better. Much, much better.

(https://yourghostcat.tumblr.com/post/179898885939/what-are-you-talking-about-you-cant-work)

Wilhemina Venable

For Wilhemina, she doesn’t like horror movies. Not because she’s scared of them, but because they seem like a pointless waste of time.

But you tease her, saying that she’s just scared of the movies but doesn’t want to admit it. At first, Wilhemina just rolls her eyes, but you tell her she should prove that she isn’t scared of these films. Otherwise you think she’s lying. So she says fine and tells you to pick out a movie

You smirk and say that you’ll do her better and choose a series: the Final Destination series. And you begin your movie marathon.

As you watch the films you giggle at Wilhemina’s critical commentary when watching each movie. And these movies are ridiculous. But when you get to the end of the last movie her mind is somewhat blown at the twist.

Then you admit that you didn’t think she was a scaredy cat, but you wanted to spend some time with her. She says that she figured, but warns that you should watch your back because now she’s reserves the right to give you a scare.

Tagged: @marilynroselleprentiss, @saviorinsilk, @chokemepaulson, @versonstar​, @lush-les-lady​, @cordwliagoode​

Let me know if you would like to be tagged in later works!

#ahs #ahs imagine #ahs headcanons #ahs fanfic #ahs fic #ahs fanfiction #ahs murder house #murder house imagine #ahs asylum #ahs coven #coven #ahs freakshow #ahs roanoke #ahs cult #ahs apocalypse #billie dean howard #billie dean howard x reader #lana winters #lana winters x reader #Cordelia Goode #cordelia goode imagine #cordelia goode x reader #cordelia foxx #cordelia x reader #bette and dot #bette and dot imagines #bette and dot x reader #sally mckenna #sally mckenna x reader #sally x reader

[tiny-slasher]

🍁 Year in Review 🍄

Tagged by: @samwise-babeyy

Rules: Answer the questions about 2020 and tag some people to pass it on!

All my answers are basically “out of date” because I don’t actually keep up with anything new, so I’m just listing the stuff I listened to or watched in 2020 the most, or for the first time.

🍁 5 favorite films you watched in 2020

i. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

ii. Predator

iii. Rob Roy

iv. Texas Chainsaw Massacre

v. Black Christmas

🍄 5 favorite tv shows you watched in 2020

i. Mandalorian

ii. Cells at Work

iii. Beastars (listen...)

(That’s all I watched)

🍁 5 favorite songs you listened to in 2020

i. Green Bus - Innocence Mission

ii. Deep Sea - Oh Land

iii. Sky Blue - Peter Gabriel

iv. Reincarnation - Susanne Sundfør

v. Avalanche - Leonard Cohen

[BONUS] vi. Saturn Swallows the Sun - Ghost Twin

🍄 5 favorite albums of 2020

i. Oceanborn - Nightwish

ii. Plastic Heart - Ghost Twin

iii. Prequelle - Ghost

iv. Children of Termina - Rozen

v. American IV: The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash

🍁 5 favorite books you read

i. Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

ii. The Shadow over Innsmouth

iii. The Call of Cthulhu

(Technically they were audiobooks lmao...and that’s all I listened to)

🍄 How did you spend your birthday this year?

The same as usual...I stayed at home with my parents and brothers, ordered a cake from Dairy Queen, and opened up a couple of presents that I’m always surprised to get. Ironically, my dad got me a Predator Funko Pop because of this inside joke that we’d had at the time, but then I actually saw the movie like a month later and now I thirst.

🍁 What was your most memorable day this year?

When a friend of mine said “Hey you should meet this guy I know” and I finally reluctantly agreed, and now I’m in love.

🍄 What was your most memorable meal you had this year?

Well...I’ve had a few memorable ones for bad reasons, mostly because of my recovery. But the only one I can think of that was memorable, and happy, was the meal my family had for Christmas. We all ordered our own takeouts of choice, and it was awesome tbh. Very lowkey, which is what I prefer with holidays. Everyone had a nice time. 

🍁 Did you find any new hobbies or interests in quarantine?

I did bake cookies a few times. Prior to this year I’d only baked once, and it was not great. Definitely not a natural born baker lol. But I did make cookies and found it very enjoyable.

I also tried to make a donut in Blender...and I did ok, but my computer doesn’t like to run the program so I abandoned it after putting on the sprinkles.

I also drew a comic for my OC, but I still haven’t posted it anywhere bc I forget it exists.

🍄 What was the last big/event you remember doing before Covid?

Valentine’s Day I guess?? Idk I don’t really care for it much tbh. I also watched Cats ironically, and it was honestly one of the funniest experiences I’ve ever had, because of the other audience members.

🍁 5 good/positive things that happened to you in 2020

i. I met my future husband (jk but not really)

ii. I appreciate things more that I didn’t beforehand.

iii. I made it through an entire year of ED recovery (yay!!!)

iv. I got into slasher stuff, which while it’s had a few downs, has mostly been ups. It’s been the most fun I’ve had in years.

I legit can’t think of anything else. My life is mostly just kinda boring these days tbh.

🍄 Biggest messages or lessons learnt from this year

Don’t underestimate how important hugs are.

It’s ok to eat cookies. And it’s ok to not eat if you’re not hungry.

Pay attention to the people you care about, because even if you think you know everything about them...you don’t. 

If you’re worried about something, and you don’t see yourself being worried about it in a week, then it’s probably not a big deal.

🍁 And what are you most looking forward to in 2021?

I am scared to look forward to anything, in general. I just sort of go day by day every year...even without the virus stuff. It’s easier on my anxiety.

Plus I started the year literally crying my eyes out, and then woke up sick the next day...so my expectations are low lmfao.

@ everyone...everyone I was gonna tag has already been tagged lol

#thank u #I spent too much time doin this lmao

[faiththefox]

The Sun of the asylum Chapter 2: Meeting the patients

Sorry its taken so long to post this Ive got school and there have been some big storms in my area so I have put my laptop on charge just in case. Anyways I hope you guys enjoy.

@uirene you wanted me to tag you with every chapter so here you go! lets start the story

@ask-the-new-killer (I wrote this a while back just check the Sunlily tag next time! I’ll try to tag you when I finally get around to the third chapter lol)

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I wait in the lobby of the asylum for the head nurse so I could find out where my on-site room is and get a tour of the building. I stand there for only a minute before a women her 50′s comes in with a very sour look on her face. She huffs at me before extending her hand out to me. “Welcome Miss.. Rose was it?” She says as I mumble “Its Tori.. rose is my surname” to which she ignores me. “I’m Miss Rachael and this is the Hills asylum the home to some of the famous killers in history more commonly know as the slashers. You are going to be replacing me as the head nurse of this facility so its best to give you a tour now before meeting your patients” She drones on as she starts walking. 

She lead me around the asylum showing me all the activity areas available to the patients ‘although she commented on the fact they shouldn’t have to have them for murders’ I think back as she showed me each of their rooms. It seems like all the brothers were roomed together while Billy, Micheal and Jason were put in their own rooms. The place wasn’t as big as I thought but this just means there should be better chances of getting closer to them right?  Suddenly, Rachael brought me to a room completely covered in Christmas decorations “This is billy’s special places.. as he calls it. This is where you bring him if his “fits” become to much.” She says bluntly before pulling me away and started leading me outside. 

There they were.. the Slashers. Micheal was throw flat rocks at what looked like a makeshift person. Bubba, Chop-top, and nubbins were playing tag and running all around the place. Bo was leaning on a wall looking very pissed off while his brother was sitting by the fence drawing in a sketch book. Jason was also sitting near the fence but facing more towards the woods with his shoulders slumped down almost... sad looking. Brahms was just sitting smack dab in the middle building a very sad looking castle out dirt but the weirdest thing was billy who was chained to a bench with a straitjacket and muzzle. I look over at Rachael who waves her hand out over the yard “Why don’t you go meet them while I go finish getting the last bit of paperwork ready for you then Ill show you their activity planner so you know what they do on which days.” She bluntly says again before walking back inside.

I start walking over to Jason cause something was pulling me over to him. I sat down in the dirt, getting my uniform dirty, before looking at Jason tilting my head. He turns and looks at me as I notice what he had been doing. In the dirt was a a childish drawing of a little boy and what looked like an older woman. My eyes widened as I realized that this was him and his mother. “Do you miss her?” I say softly as he kept looking at me. He looks back at the drawing before nodding with his shoulders slumping down more. I gently placed my hand on his shoulder and smiled “I miss my mom to sometimes but all I need to know is that she loves me with all of her heart” I spoke gently before Jason hugged me surprising me. I forgot to meet all of the other slashers as I just sat with Jason telling him stories my mom told me about herself. Soon Rachael came back outside and walked over to us which made Jason tense up. “I see you are getting close to Mister Voorhees. Shall we head inside?” She says in her dull tone. I nod getting up as Jason turns back to the woods and his little drawing. 

We walked inside and did everything that was need before she lead me to my room. Giving me the key before walking away leaving me to my own devices so, I start to unpack and put all of my stuff away. As I putting away my Brahms costume my phone started ringing from my purse on the bed that I had just pulled out of my bag. I pull it out and check the caller I.D and surprise surprise it was my brother Alex “Whats up bro?” I say as I answer the phone. “Hey! How was your first day..? Did you get hurt?” He asked and I could hear the worried tone in his voice. I laugh before replying “No but Jason seems to like me now! I told him.. about mom” My smile faltered as I said the last part. Our mom had died two years ago during her trip around the world... She was walking around Paris and her heart-rate got to high... they couldn’t save her. Alex was quiet before I say “I didn’t get to meet the others so its going to be a crazy ride tomorrow.” He laughs halfheartedly. We chat for a few minutes about random things trying to get our minds off of mom for a moment because her death hurt us terribly. 

We said goodbye and I finished putting away my stuff before flopping into my bed and passing out almost as soon as my head hits the pillow.  

~~~~~~~~~~The Next Morning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I woke up to the sound of loud knocking on my door. I jump up and walked over to the door opening it forgetting I didn’t change last night so I probably look like crap. At the door was a young nurse about 20, I guessed fresh out of college or nursing school. “H-hello Miss Rose... umm Miss Evans wanted me to tell you today is the day you get control to see how to do with the patients...” She says in a shy and nervous tone. I place a hand on her shoulder and smile “Thank you for telling me and call me Tori! Also don’t be nervous around me Im only older then you by 6 year hahah” I say jokingly. She nervous smiles back before rushing off to something. I shut the door and quickly see that my hair was a rats nest and my outfit was a bit wrinkled. I groan as I brush my hair out but decide that I wouldn’t have much time to change and headed out the door. 

I head to the dining room (it was to small to be a cafeteria and seemed more like a dining room to me) and see all the slashers sitting at the table but no food in front of them. “Hello I’m the new head nurse Tori! Sorry for the quick intro but why don’t you guys have food?” I quickly question. “I dont know you tell me? Man you are shit head nurse” Bo says making glare at him before walking into the kitchen area. “I’ll make something does anyone have any requests for breakfast?” I call out to me through the window thing as I put an apron on. “PANCAKES!” Three very hyper voices call out making me laugh. I quickly make a chocolate pancake recipe my mom used to make for me. Then I put the two pancakes from the huge batch on 9 separate plates. I brought two out and sat me in front of Jason and bubba before running back and trying to being the plates out as quickly as I can.

Everyone dug in quickly after I set all the plates down expect for Micheal, Jason and Brahms. I sigh walking back into the kitchen and making some toast for myself as I used all the batter for their food. After 30 minutes I walked back in to see everyone’s plates were clean making smile just a bit as I grabbed everyone’s plates to put them in the kitchen. I walk back in and smile “Ok guys today is a free day so I can fully get to know each of you guys!” I say with a happy tone. Everyone (expet for the ones with masks) looked happy and rushed off but billy grabbed my arm as I walked to follow the rest out. I only then noticed that he wasn’t wearing the muzzle or jacket today. “Flithy pig..” he softly mutters and I see that his eyes aren’t fully focus which made me a bit sad. I lead him to his christmas room and set him down. His face lights up and he starts playing with all the toys in the room. 

Billy finally got focused with a coloring book I was able to leave the room and start to check on the others. The first group I found was the sawyer brothers listen to the radio and playing with some blocks. I knocked lightly on the door frame when the music went to commercial making them all look at me. Bubba clapped his hands and run up to me hugging me practical lifting me in the air. “Whoa! Bubba can you please put me down!” I say laughing a bit with a smile which I guess he didn’t expect the me be happy? I could see his eyes widen behind the latex mask the replaced his original one. He giggled setting me down as his brothers started chanting “Bubba’s got a girlfriend behind him”. I smile and say “Just wanted to see how you guys were doing! and if you needed anything!” Bubba nods and points at the blocks before pulling me over to them. Chop-top laughs and says “He wants to play with ya! Good for ya!” as Bubba and I started playing for an hour before I had to go. Bubba was happy and waved as I left to go check on the others which lead me to the art room where Micheal, Brahms and Vincent. 

I watched Vincent work with the clay making a beautiful statue of an alicorn before I was snapped out of it by Brahms’s childish whining as Micheal grabbed one of the colored pencil that he wasn’t even using. I walked over and placed a hand on his shoulder like I did with Jason and the young nurse. “Is there a problem sweetheart” I ask defaulting the nickname out of habit. I could see Brahms’s eyes widen as he looked up at me from his coloring book on the table. He shook his head before turning his head back to his coloring book (which looks like greta and him making me sigh in my mind). Micheal didn’t even look at me as he worked on this beautiful looking mask so I left him alone. I left and found Jason by himself outside looking at the forest again. I walk up and gently put a hand on his shoulder like yesterday making him turn to me. “You missing her again?” I ask in a soft tone but he shook his head. He made a drawing of eyes “You want to just look at the woods because you like nature?” I guessed making him nod his head quickly. “Mind if I join you?” I ask making him nod as I sit down next to him. This was a good start as any I guess.

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FINALLY DONE IM SOOO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO MAKE THIS! IVE BEEN SO BUSY BUT HERE IT IS! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY! IM GOING TO GO DO RANDOM STUFF LOL!

Also She didn’t find Bo because he was hiding away from her so he didn’t have to deal with her. 

#micheal myers #jason voorhees #brahms heelshire #vincent sinclair #bo sinclair #billy lenz #Bubba Sawyer #nubbins sawyer #chop top sawyer #Sunlily #Oc #Chapter 2

[maxbronte]

i think i accidentally deleted the super exciting message i got about this two weeks ago but here’s an explanatory guide to my tags + the source creds in case that person is still wondering!!

stuff i came up with because i couldn’t find an appropriate enough quote

╳ 𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 — 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙩𝙤𝙤.┊re: CHARLIE KING. ▒ a play on the scooby doo villain mantra, except more wholesome.

╳ 𝙞'𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙝𝙖𝙗.┊re: BOOKER CORMAC. ▒   technically a reference to sage’s characterization of booker as “the ahab” horror trope.

╳ 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨. 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚.┊re: THE BABES VS. BULLSHIT BRIGADE. ▒    cheesy first bit written by me and second bit is a reference to this corny pinterest pin.

╳ 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣.┊ANATOMY. ▒ my tagline for this character which is now canonically a reference to the headline from a news report on the “Hooper Port Horror”

╳ 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙧𝙜𝙚.┊PLAYLIST. ▒ b/c my max playlist is mostly grotesque creepy love songs that can be interpreted as both murder fantasies and sex fantasies all at once

╳ 𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙪𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣.┊m: FORMER POTENTIAL VALEDICTORIAN. ▒ reference to a David Foster Wallace book + my attempt to condense her former identity into 2 words. for musings on the person she used to be, who she never can be and never wants to be again: the smart cheerleader in a mean clique. her capacity for academics has dropped severely since developing ptsd

╳ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙝.┊m: WHEN AMITY IS THE KISS OF DEATH. ▒ first half is actually from silent hill 3 but the second half is mine, from a paragraph that got cropped out of one of my threads. the tag is for musings about max being terrified of getting close to people b/c 1) anybody could be a killer and 2) she thinks she’s an inherently toxic person who will poison anyone she touches and 3) she’s pretty sure everyone who comes near her becomes slasher fodder

stuff other people came up with:

╳  𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛.┊m: MAX BRONTE SHE’S A HUMMINGBIRD. ▒  both of these are reference to a really horrific passage in this para with @saintjimmys and it’s for musings about how max is this ‘pretty dainty bird’ with a rapid heartbeat because she’s always in a state of extreme stress, & how she used to be this pretty bird who was too fast for him to catch but now she’s all crippled and vulnerable in the palm of his hands (it’s a very creepy passage i hate it i love it)

References to outside material

╳ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙞 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 — 𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣.┊re: JIMMY ST. CLAIR. ▒ from wuthering heights and i just want to say that the parallels between catherine/heathcliff and jimmy/max were actually 100% accidental. sage hasn’t even read any bronte and i didn’t realize when i was naming her that gothic romance would become such a huge part of her character. the quote is extra appropriate b/c jimmy accused max of “killing” the innocent boy he used to be, and max agrees and wants him around to make her confront her guilt.

╳ 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙩 — 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙮𝙢𝙖𝙣.┊re: THE CREEPER. ▒ reference to that iconic Halloween exchange. Laurie: “It was the boogeyman...” Dr. Sam Loomis: “As a matter of fact, it was.” im not that proud of this one im probably gonna change it  to some kind of reference to THIS

╳ 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙬𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙬𝙨.┊re: SYDNEY WURM. ▒ from the modest mouse album title because nina is modest mouse trash and also because max and sid’s co-masochistic relationship is based on a mutual desire for punishment for their sins.

╳ 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙣𝙤𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙬𝙖𝙫𝙚.┊re: MITCHELL SARKOZY. ▒ from that She Wants Revenge song everybody knows. their relationship isnt that similar to the song but the line is just to demonstrate that they just have each other as fucktoys and there’s no emotional investment whatsoever. they finish up and she’s all torn up and feeling guilty about using him as a coping mechanism for tyler’s death he’s like okay bye see you next week

╳ 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨.┊re: GREY CAVERLY. ▒ reference to an emily dickinson line “i’m out with lanterns-- looking for myself.” because max and grey first met wandering through the woos while max was looking for her phone and said a line about “my whole life is on that thing can you imagine losing your whole life” but also more deeply a reference to them as co-explorers trying to find their old identities and maybe wrap their heads around their new one and their whole relationship is about adventure discovery and this was the first ever tag i was really proud of ok i know where i was going with it i just can’t explain it

╳ 𝙞 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙖 𝙛𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙪𝙯𝙯 – 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙.┊m: IDENTITY MORATORIUM. ▒ from an emily dickinson poem + psychological term for a state of suspended identity. this is kind of a coupled tag with FORMER POTENTIAL VALEDICTORIAN but with more emphasis on the aspect of the person max used to be dying alongside tyler’s corpse in the church fire.

╳ 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 - 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧.┊re: CYPRESS BRONTE. ▒  reference to another Modest Mouse song. reference to cy wanting max to chill and her wanting him to leave her alone. second bit is a double entente: they see each other as an old friend turned weirder but they’re also both both see each other as so different from the person they grew up with that they’re basically strangers to each other

╳ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚 .┊BRONTE vs. WURM vs. ST. CLAIR. ▒ reference to that old idiom and plans for a future plot where sid and jimmy wind up getting along and jimmy starts kicking it with them real casually and max looks into the camera very frightened like what the fuck is happening how did i get here

╳ 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮. 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚'𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨.┊re: RUBY KANE. ▒ from angels of the get through by andrea gibson. because max and ruby are HOT MESSES but at least theyre surviving and max just wants ruby to celebrate every tiny victory she’s proud of her

╳ 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡.┊FLASHBACK. ▒ quote from Fright Night. because after max & co made Jimmy watch a horror movie and pranked him, he made them LIVE one, for real.

╳ 𝙤𝙝 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩. 𝙗𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙫𝙞𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙨.┊re: JONAH B. JAMES. ▒ From a fave book Deathless. because they’re both slutty heretics in their own narratives. it actually doesn’t fit their relationship yet because they still think of each other as pure but once she finds out how filthy hi soul is it’ll be easier for her to interact with him i think. 

╳ 𝙞 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙. 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙. 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙’𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙.┊re: TYLER ROMERO. ▒  from a series of unfortunate events. self explanatory. everything turned to shit when her beloved douchey boyfriend died

&. i definitely still need tags for: -eve -terence -darby -sheila -axel -dahlia -jupiter -max's super cute parents + cat -dakota

#( ooc. )

[takottais-oc-askblog]

Oc bullshittery pt.7

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Ashton: we need a distraction. Who is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Dax: my time has come.

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Poppet: [Over the apartment speakers as she's eating someone] WE'RE HERE ON EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M THE SAUCE BOSS, AND TONIGHT, WE'RE EATING THIS BLOND LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD BITCH!

Elliott: Who... is that, exactly?

Charlie: Oh that's poppet, the one we talked about earlier. This is what happens when she has to entertain herself. Oh, so what was that issue with us getting that funding?

Elliott: Issue?

Elliott: What issue?

Bei: I don't see an issue.

Elliott: Shut up and take our money!!!

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Quinncie: Did you miss me?

Bei: With every knife so far.

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Peak Lilly: How would you like your hair cut?

Camie brown: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Peach, to herself: I love Charlie… so much… she's such an important part of my life… I wouldn’t be the same without her… how can I convey that to her?

Peach: ...

Peach: [sends Charlie a meme out of nowhere at 2 AM]

Peach: Perfect.

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Flesh: You consider me a friend?

Iris: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Flesh: I don't know, an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Quinncie: [holds up leg] Feel my leg, I shaved!

Rico: [Gently strokes] Holy shit..

Elliott: Bitches. We. Are. Under. Attack. This. Is. Not. The. Time.

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Peak Lilly: Since you won't be able to contact me for a week, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice. For instance...

Camie brown: [reaches into the bowl and pulls out a paper] Cami, stop doing that.

Peak Lilly: That basically applies to everything.

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Elliott: [sarcastically] Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!

Quinncie: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and...um...

Elliott: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that I have feelings for you.

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Rico: quinncie is missing, can you find him?

Bei: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Rico: ...

Bei: ...

Elliott: ...Well, do you?

Bei: ...Yeah, hang on.

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Peach: I have two hands.

Peach: One for holding Charlie’s-

Peach: -and one for strangling anyone that dares oppose us.

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Peach: Do you think Charlie likes me?

Rico: What do you mean? You're engaged and you live together. You're raising a cat together and she's literally laying in your arms.

Peach: But does she like me?

Charlie: [mumbling from her place in peaches chest] I don't..

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Eva: Why use your voodoo trickster thingy when you can just flirt your way out?~

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Charlie: bei is even wearing his formal suit!

Bei: It’s the one without any blood on it.

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Ashton: [filling out medical forms] What’s your middle name?

Dax: [concussed] Danger.

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Charlie: We can’t kill him.

Diel: [about to stab bei] Not with that attitude, we can’t!

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Peach: Charlie NO!

Charlie: CHarLie YES!

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Pin: Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?

Chii: [offended] ExCuSe MeEe!!

Pin: chii Im sorry-

Chii: ONE! It is a man bag, get it right Pin. TWO!! it is a dagger you idiot, and THREE! No, you should not ask.

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Poppet: There are three brain cells in this entire apartment complex, and two of them belong to bei!

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Flesh: Come on dude, I wasn’t that drunk.

Chii: You came into the living room and said you were “dressed to impress”.

Flesh: What was I wearing?

Bei: You were naked!

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Coccoh: My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! AHAHAHA!

Coccoh: It’s funny because marriage is terrible.

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Everybody in a circle talking about the worst things they've ever done:

Charlie: [very proud of herself] I once sprayed potluck with the garden hose.

Quinncie: I saw that, you cried for an hour after. Me on the other hand, I broke up three marriages in one night.

Eva: I keep men I like locked in the basement!

Bei: The last time I had to throw a spear, I missed and impaled like three cops on accident.

Diel: I either win every pot I play, or I just stab everyone, take the money and run.

Poppet: [Smiles darkly]

Everyone: You Win.

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Camie brown: thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world! Because they will make fun of you, but in an accurate way. They will find the thing you don’t like you. Like I’m walking down the street and a 13 year old goes-

Flesh: Hahahaha look at that short lady, she’s got tiny legs.

Camie brown: And I go-

Camie brown: NO THATS THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!

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Poppet: Satan, give me patience.

Flesh: I think you meant "give me strength."

Poppet: If satan gave me strength, you'd all be dead.

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Paston: What makes your blood boil?

Ashton: Temperatures over 100 degrees Celsius.

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Peach: What are you scared of?

Chii: Rats.

Pin: It’s a little weird, but crumbs on the seat.

Poppet: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards inevitable death.

Flesh: poppet.

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Quinncie: [throws a chicken nugget at his window] why don’t you like me?

Elliott: [opens window] can u throw another?

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Diel “Piece of shit” Thomas

Poppet “Satan help me!” Ann

Eva “Abracafuckyou” Crow

Elliott “Speedy McGee” Crow

Bei “Rock-hard-bottom” Addams

Camie “420 blaze it~” Brown

Chii “My legs!” vangrove

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Diel: [chewing on a Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner]

Bei: What’s that in your mouth?

Diel: [chewing faster]

Bei: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH?!?

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Peach: Charlie is in the other room explaining to potluck that even though we are going to bed early, they — the cat — are welcome to stay up.

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Peach: Diel's been holding her breath for almost four minutes.

Bei: [pinches diel's nose]

Diel: Dude! Are you trying to kill me?!

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Chii: I need to leave now to go to my kid–

Pin: Why? What happened?

Chii: flesh licked a toad he found outside and I need to go collect him now.

Pin: Wha– your kid did what?

Chii: Licked a toad, okay? Just let me go.

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Quinncie: I just alternate between 'maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for.' and 'maybe I’m dumber than I realized.'

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Quinncie: [Tips their head back abruptly and screams at the top of their lungs]

Rico: [Stumbles into the room, half dressed and cussing up a storm, looking panicked] Fuck! SHit! Are you ok?!?

Quinncie: [looks at them curiously] Yeah, why?

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Flesh: DAAAAAAD, DIEL'S IS USING THOSE DIRTY WORDS AGAIN!

Bei: I'm sorry, who's dad?

Chii: By order of elimination, I assume it's me.

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Rico: she said I’m valid!

Elliott: she said you were valid?

Elliott: [dryly] everyone’s valid now.

Quinncie: [rushing in] guys-

Elliott: [archly] don’t tell me, you’re valid?

Quinncie: [shocked, hand on hip, shoves his shoulder] how did you know?

Rico: [throws up hands]

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Diel: [is stressed]

Diel: [googles Baby Goats]

Diel: cure me.

Baby Goat:  bleeaaahhhh!

Diel: [tearfully] thank

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Rico: [walks in to the training room with a bagel]

Elliott: where did you get that. you’re not supposed to have that in here!

Rico: uh...this is...a prescription?

Elliott: a prescription bagel?

Rico: legally, you’re not supposed to ask me about it.

Elliott: [slaps the bagel out of Rico's hand]

Rico: okay. now I’m gonna need five dollars for a refill.

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Peak Lilly: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Dax: I don’t know. it’s dark as fuck!

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Eva: So? how has it been now that you’re finally out of that apartment and in a new house? You have a big backyard for social events, a nice neighborhood to take a jog in. And the library is just down the road from you, I found out.

Peach: every once in a while I go outside and run a vacuum cleaner over the lawn just to ensure that the neighbors don’t talk to me.

Eva: …

Eva: that’s no way to make friends!

Peach: I ain’t here to make friends I’m here to make bank.

Eva: what?

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Cop: You have the right to remain silent–

Flesh: I don’t have that ability!

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(I'm just going to except the fact that these are going to be long.

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