the great big mystery of mike wheeler's no good, very bad, terrible feelings
It’s at that very moment that, for reasons completely and utterly unknown to anyone at all, every single possible word he has ever learned from any language ever has suddenly disappeared from his brain, and his throat feels relevant to the Sahara Desert.
None of this, of course, has to do with the fact that Will is very, very, very – shirtless.
Will blinks at him. “Are you okay?”
“Shoulders,” Mike says, sounding vaguely chipmunk-like, and he hears Max barely choke down a snicker.
Will comes back for the summer, and Mike deals with it.
Kind of. Not really.
for @bludnik-a !
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Naaahhhhh. Nope. Uhn uhn. Her dusty throat ass ain't off the hook. Home girl was never friends with twinnem, talking about "Not you signing to Newcrest..or whatever..CALL ME."
Heffa...CALL YOU!?
to discuss what exactly? Cause the congratulations you can tell him when/if he calls is the same damn congratulations you could tag him in on social bunny. AHT AHT! Move Gretchen! Your gagless antics ain't off the hook today!
GET THE BAT! WE RIDE AT DAWN.
Home girl slid in them DMs READYYYY. Her mouth salivating at the mere thought of his pen writing his name on that contract (cause you know they ain't teaching the damn kids cursive now-a-days...😩). I'm concerned for her health, she just be sticking any and everything in her mouth. These lil teen boys are nastyyyyyy chile. 🤣
CHAE I AM CRYINGGGGGGGGGGG 😩😩😩
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hi! so as people have said in the notes of the previous ask, the trick-or-treat thing refers to a post in which people are asking to trick or treat via people's asks. so then the owner of the blog can choose to trick (i've seen people respond with joking threats, memes, etc.) or give a treat (people respond with art, pictures of candy, etc.) it seems p nice!
I SEE!!!!!!!!
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Ok but like. LEO BRO. He’s just/
Ok the amount of spoilers I’m boutta drop for PJO/HOO
I’ve read them like. 3 times now if you haven’t move on go read them you won’t regret it until you spend all ur money on his books-
But like Leo. Dude uses humor & running away as a coping mechanism. Is a fucking SEVENTH WHEEL- like
How
I can’t even imagine
Is now on a boat
But like also
HAD A DRAGOn
HIS BEST FRIEND
For like
NO LENGTHY AMOUNT OF TIME
This POOR MAN
Lost his DRAFON
then built him into a BOAT
He DESIGBED AS A SMALL CHILD
Like BROS A FUCKING GENUOUS
& no one knows
Cause he doesn’t talk to people, he’s so quiet but loud
Like doesn’t voice his concerns or ideas or plans, just teases & lightens the mood & try’s not to take anything seriously
But he finally finds his person
And it’s fucking Calypso
This poor man
Like what the fuck
I know they’re demigods
And their lives are basically “haha get fucked” from the start
But this man went on this quest, was immediately told “lol ur never gonna fit in ur a 7th wheel”
GOT FUCKING POSSESSED & BASICALLY STARTED A FUCKING WAR AND WAS BLAMED FOR IT (like it makes sense but WHY HIM)
And the amt of self-image issues this poor child must have
EVERYONE
POKES
AT
HIS
SIZE
like. Calm tf down
And plus the shit with hazel
AND THE TRAUMA-
HE BLAMES HIMSELF FOR HIS MOTHERS D E A T H
WHICH WAS I N T E N T I ON A L
Iike.
A d if I remember correctly mf dies
Right?
Isn’t he like. The only one of the seven + Nico & Reyna that dies?
Stop targeting hi
And he had the most severe adhd
I RELATE TO HIM TOO MUCH
PAIN
PAIN FOR THIS BOY
ok rant over
I’ll prob continue it later tho tbh
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