#ok wait and Matt (another Tall Boi) is also the same height as Neil but he thinks kevin and neils bickering is the greatest thing

[thespineoftherighteous]

hc that there's a proper exy video game (like FIFA or 2k) and when Kevin and Neil graduate and explode into the professional exy world like the legends that they are, they're both used for the cover of the versions of the game from the respective years they graduated and their characters are very popular and everything

but (of course) it's a relatively sour topic for them because, assholes that they are, they both think they (as in their characters) got screwed over worse, Neil because they gave him brighter hair than he actually has and Kevin because they make them all the same height and so he (in all his 6'2 glory) is the same height as Neil fricken Josten

#ahhh just my boys being icons as they are..... you already know #ok wait and Matt (another Tall Boi) is also the same height as Neil but he thinks kevin and neils bickering is the greatest thing #and matts character is just amazing cause they got his spikes down to every last point #and i don't think you play goalie in fifa i think its just automatic so players of the game dont actually use him but he still has a- #character that stands in net and the designers of the game really went to town with emphasizing his consistent boredom throughout the game #to the point where it could be offensive but andrew (neil mostly) actually find it amusing #ajdhjsga wait and imagine that when the fox kids get older and pick up video games they find the games with their parents and aunts + uncle #(one of the kids once casually said that the games were cool because they are vInTaGe and was then subject to a very passionate explanation #by a more than mildly offended uncle matt of the difference between 'old enough to be interesting' and 'vintage') #anyway yeah and one of the kids keeps losing when she plays with kevins team so she tells him that respectfully uncle Kevin your team sucks #and ofc he has to take that personally so cue forty something year old literal exy king Kevin day aggresively playing virtual exy with his- #sixteen year old niece just to prove to her that his team does *not* suck and *did not suck thank you very much #i genuinely dont even know if any of this makes sense but the idea came to me #kevin day #neil josten #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #andrew minyard #matt boyd #aftg headcanon #my shit #mine aftg