"Angel?" Crowley said, approaching the desk. "Do you remember Job? The night we spent in his cellar?"
Still looking down at his papers, Aziraphale huffed. "Of course. It was a rather charming night. First...quality time we spent together, getting to know each other."
Crowley smirked as he slinked down to his knees beside Aziraphale's chair. He rested one arm on the back of it, and the other on the desk, encircling him. "Not to mention," he began, his tone sultry, "First time you ate human food. Put away half an ox, if I remember correctly."
That drew Aziraphale's attention.
"Hm."
Crowley took off his glasses. Aziraphale swallowed.
"Of all of my temptations, Aziraphale, that is certainly one of my favorites."
"Why is that, dear boy?" he asked quietly.
"You just...really seemed to enjoy yourself. The look on your face"—Crowley brought a hand to Aziraphale's cheek—"once you had a nibble, and realized you liked it...how truly ravenous you were, for hours...Well. Let's just say: I thought about such things for a long time."
Aziraphale gave him a little grin and covered Crowley's hand with his own. "And your reason for bringing this up now, you wicked thing, you?"
He shrugged. "Just, er, wondering if, you, you know"—he grabbed the arms of the chair and rotated it, so they were directly facing each other, then rested his hands on Aziraphale's thighs—"are up for...another temptation?"
He was met with a smirk so devilish, no angel, even Aziraphale, should have been able to make it. He snapped his fingers, and drew the blinds.
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"Had enough yet?" he asked a great deal of time later, hoping for an answer in the negative.
"No," Aziraphale said, blissful, and quite out of breath. "Not at all. But I do encourage you to give it a rest, my dear. It can't be easy on the jaw."
"Oh, no, no, don't even worry about it. I just—unhinge it. Snake things."
"Ah." Aziraphale laughed. "Carry on, then, if you'd please."
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canonicity? ultimately a collaborative production with no intrinsic meaning. the literary canon? much the same. cannons? BOOM BABY
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she mor on my bius till i sweep
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just opened tumblr live, watched someone talk about something for ten seconds, closed it, and will never be opening it again. apparently people are using this thing but not nearly enough for it to be worthwhile
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my bras are getting too small for my boobs if only there were someone wuth large hands to hold them (sobs into my hands) (looks up to see if anyone cares) (keeps sobbing)
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help me im trying to sleep but this t shot took me OUT i did it so badly and mythigh is in so much pain..
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just saying this for housekeeping reasons im using the queue to more or less backlog any non-palestine posts i'd normally reblog tomorrow for the blackout and my queue will be paused until sunday
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