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poemjunkie · a month ago
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Throwback to that time in college when me and a group of friends were having an all-day Lord of the Rings marathon, and during the scene where the Fellowship is fighting the giant squid and Aragorn does something awesome, I turned to my friend and was like,
“Strider is so hot.”
Strider being one of Aragorn’s in-universe nicknames, for the uninitiated.
And one of the guys in the group, who I had never met before, was like “WHAT? Really???” with enormous eyes.
“Uh, yeah?”
I look to my friend, who makes confirmation noises. I look at some of the other girls, more confirmation noises.
Guy, now looking very uncomfortable, but realizing he made some kind of misstep: “Oh. I mean. Whatever you’re into, I guess. That’s fine.”
Me: “Okay??”
Then a SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME LATER, either I make another comment or someone in the film calls Aragorn Strider, I can’t remember the context, and the guy goes: “OH! Strider is Aragorn. Okay. Okay.”
Me: “Who tf did you think I was talking about??”
Guy: “The squid.”
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mitsuyasmistress · a month ago
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ehehe thinking about draken, those lazy make out sessions with him, thighs thrown on either side of him so you’re gently rocking your hips back and forth. really slow kisses, likes to catch your lower lip between his teeth and watch it softly come back. his big hands holding onto your waist, rubbing his palms all over your torso, just trying to feel every bit of you before they slide down and he’s grabbing your ass, pulling his hand back to watch it jiggle from the slap he gave it. ken is the type to chuckle in between exchanges, cooing at how desperate you are ‘n how you’re squirming so much, just trying relieve that ache between your legs. oh, but he’ll indulge you, especially when you’re wearing that cute little skirt, likes to push your panties aside so he can swipe his fingers between your soaked folds. likes to gather the slick on his fingers before drawing tight circles on your clit, his other arm holding your body close to him. your arms are wrapped around his neck, pressing your chest further against him as you push your ass out to feel him slide his long ‘n thick fingers into your gummy walls. it’s such an addicting feeling, the way he reaches deeper than you ever could, how he fills you up so well, has your poor cunt cumming around those fingers in no time. a lazy drawl of praise spilling from his lips, “mm that’s right baby, so good f’me.”
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gcsly · 2 months ago
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no thoughts in my head besides 2019 renault when they were in their epic fuckboy era with nico and dan and a very sad engine which meant the only power they had on their side was being extremely sexy in their black yellow fireproofs which shouldve made them look like extras from the bee movie but instead turned the team into walking talking versions of the cap backward lip biting fuckboy emoji so yea
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zacharylevis · 17 days ago
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HASAN PIKER 2021 | via Instagram Stories (August 29)
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buckysboobs · 4 months ago
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Sebastian Stan with chest hair is so fucking attractive to me don't ask me why because I don't know either HE JUST IS
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lanzhanshands · 5 months ago
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do you really believe that you can save his cheap life from me?
wei wuxian + his Bastard Smirk™ in the “our love will transcend universes” palette for anonymous
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[ID: 10 gifs of wei wuxian from several different episodes of the untamed. each gif shows him smirking. the photo in the caption is a color palette of five colours: white, pale pink, orange-pink, purple, and dark purple. the coloured text in the caption reads “ do you really believe that you can save his cheap life from me?” End ID]
(pick a colour palette and one or more characters/scenes and send me a request!)
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groovinomicon · 9 months ago
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Actually I think y'all should know that I couldn't stop thinking about cable knit sweaters in star wars and also that I think Boba deserves to be Very Cozy
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