#okay done omg

[crybaby-bkg]

I think Deku has a bit of a mean streak, actually. he’s no Bakugou—that’s for sure—but he’s not this innocent, sweet angel baby that the media has painted him out to be. but you only catch it when you least expect it, when you’re pushing his nerves, when the stakes to everything around him are high, when he’s tired of endless sleepless nights and just—snaps.

“Oh?” you go, grin unfurling like some grinch, chin resting on your hands as you leer at him from across his expansive desk. “You’re mean.” your words are teasing, a snarl that curls your mouth up. Deku stutters, eyes going wide, jaw snapping shut in surprise as he tries to think back on how rude he just sounded.

“No, I’m not—I mean, you wouldn’t stop and I just—there’s a lot on my plate right now—and you just—you keep on—I’m not—I’m not mean.” He’s sputtering, hands all over the place, the glasses perched on the bridge of his nose falling even lower with how he jabbers on and on. it’s endearing really, to see how he tries to upkeep his image of being so kind and understanding, even though his nostrils just flared at you. and his eyebrows turned down and he gritted at you, his hands were balled into fists, his words were so nasty, so ugly, so unbecoming for Deku.

you liked it. loved it even—vowed to get him like this every single fucking second that you could.

you pick and poke at him whenever you see him, teasing him and pulling at him. pushing him around even though the hero is so much stronger than you, so much bigger. and he lets you, tries to defend himself but—that’s not what you want. you want the ugliness, the snark, the mean.

he snaps, eventually, when you least expect it. grabs you up in black whip when you go to push him against the wall for the third time in only a minute, his eyes suddenly dark, the aura of the room suddenly charged.

“That’s what I was looking for.” you whisper to him, the grin spreading your face quickly dissipating in only seconds when you become the prey. when you become the one pushed up against the wall with teeth at your neck, a hand in your underwear, bullying your hole with too thick fingers.

“Why do you want me to act like this? Be so mean to you, huh?” he sounds so frustrated with himself, with you, growling and nipping and licking when you don’t answer quick enough. but your breath is caught in your lungs because finally—finally, did you get what you wanted. it just took a little bit of pushing, you suppose.

#omg I wrote this idea down last night and couldn’t even type it up #bc I took some sleep meds and it put me out SO FUCKING QUICK???? #usually I don’t lay down until like an hour and a half or two #but it was literally like 40 mins and I was DONE!!!! #but I finally wrote it :D #there’s also been so much talk of him on the dash and i am. very much so liking this #I miss him bc I don’t think about him enough #but I also think he can be. so mean. like NASTY mean when his limits are pushed enough #ohhhh my god I wont him so bad #okay gn I took more meds bc my pelvis has been in so much pain???? #just the right side too??? omg AM I DYING GELP #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #deku treats! 🍬

[hitmeupaep]

there actually everything to me

#LIKE THERE SO FUCKING CUTE IM SORRY #LIKE REAL NICE MISH??? ARE YOU KIDDING #IM GONNA SCREAM #I SHOULD BE ASLEEP BUT THIS JOLTED ME AWAKE OMG #THE PERIODS!! THE SPACIN!!! THE EMOJI!!! LIKE OMG #I SOUND SO INSANE BUT LIKE AHH #AND HE WAS QUICK WITH IT TOO AHAGDHA #AND JENSEN RARELY INTERACTS WITH MISHA POLITICAL POST TOO LIKE AGFVAHS #LIKE OBVI THIS ONE ISNT THAT POLITICAL BUT ITS STILL ABOUT VOTING WHICH COUNTS OKAY #okay i’m done lol #misha collins #jensen ackles #cockles

[harringroveera]

Steve: A lot of things but we can talk about that on our third date

#harringrove #billy got trust issues okay #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #has this been done omg 😭 #harringrove textpost #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #incorrect steve harrington #steve harrington meme #steve x billy #steve harrington x billy hargrove #harringrove meme #billy hargrove meme #harringrove edit

[tobias-hankel]

This is where a pimp works?

Criminal Minds: The Caller, 09x10

#Criminal Minds #spencer reid #I love how sassy Spencer is in this scene #09x10 #he seems sassier when he is with Blake in general though #I think she helps with his confience #I love the loose little curls on Spencer's head #his hair both looks like he worked hard on it and that he didn't try at all #I always forget just how much Spencer wears plaid #but there he is again with a plaid shirt on #but he hides it under layers so you don't notice that he looks like a lowkey woodsman #or a youth pastor ajsfakjs #youth pastor Spencer #omg okay i'm done #mazesgifs

[stupidstedebonnet]

there's a lot of things i love about gentlebeard. but i think what i love the most is how they're completely and unapologetically themselves, right from the get go. one of the first things stede does, after knowing ed all of five minutes, is invite him into a space that he's very proud of and excited about. and what does ed do? he immediately takes interest in it, validating the joy stede was feeling. similarly, ed never has to put up any walls when he's around stede. he's vulnerable with him; he tells him about his father, which i doubt he's told many people, he opens up about trauma and he cries. he's not worried about his reputation as 'blackbeard' around stede, because he knows he doesn't have to be. and this, THIS is what makes them so special in my eyes. they fell in love with each other, flaws, odd habits and all. they fell in love with the true versions of the other. ed fell in love with ALL of stede and stede fell in love with ALL of ed. it's a whole, beautiful, captivating kind of love, which is why it hurt ed all the more when he was abandoned.

#crying myself to sleep tonight #GOD this is painful #i need season 2 now I NEED THEM TO BE OKAY #omg frenchie's still on the revenge #somebody save him #i hope he has his lute #jim can handle themself #okay im done #gentlebonnet #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbeard ofmd #blackbonnet #ed ofmd #gentleman pirate #ofmd stede #frenchie ofmd

[playcraze]

So a lust ring demon (?) can easily have a better relationship with a silly clown and love him no matter what, even if he's ugly af ???? Meanwhile a prince of hell be going through wattpad shit with some mf he only met once like 25 years ago. And they still wanna say Stolitz is cute 💀

#anti stolitz #helluva boss critical #idk why but stolas made me so mad this episode when he ain't even done nothing #it was probably him saying 'get fucked little one' and acting like he ate #bitch plz 💀 #and omg i wanted to rip blitz head off #i don't think i need to explain myself #and they ruined my boy striker again #that's okay he still bbg to me #anyway fizzmodeous for the win 🫶🫶🫶 #next to m&m #shoutout to those two btw i hope they're having a goodnight 🫶🫶🫶

[crownedinmarigolds]

"My eternal love, won't you come to me?" He's very aware this might be the last night, but he absolutely cannot resist her. He was never able to resist her.

#noa #joaquin #my art #vampire the masquerade #vtm #vtm oc #vampire oc #vtm ghoul #hecata #giovanni #clan giovanni #clan hecata #OOOOF BOY RUNNNNNNN #he ain't runnin' #world of darkness #okay so long story short - noa just completed a complicated ritual but it's not the last ritual of the evening #joaquin killed her only ghoul at her command for the ritual... but that won't be the only life taken this night for her grand scheming... #he does it very willingly he's lived a extremely regretful life but not the things he's done for her #yes they're giovanni/hecata so you can probably guess the relationship #UPDATED WITH CORRECT TRANSLATION OMG

[emypony]

thank u again @parsapuff for ur honkai CC, i just got to finally trying it out and ive been having a BLAST!!! ((trying to make sims not look uncanny with the style change was. definitely a challenge in its own)) but some idles can look INCREDIBLY funny / cute

i'll be on at this for DAYS trust me !! endless fun and enrichment

#sims 4 cc #honkai impact 3rd #pardofelis #okay lets be real we KNOW this is the face she does knowing shes gonna bag a herrscher AND her bff at the same time #pardosentihua holding hands everyone #ill post more if the request is there #i pretty much have set her up with proper alt outfits (some of them anyway) as well as traits aspirations and the like #senti and hua are also done and im so glad i was able to somehow end up with a height slider mod bc OMG it's been so helpful

[takadanobaba]

▲ Ingo's 2 Heart Event ▲

As always, thank you to @xdoctorsparklex for drafting the script for me to code in!

This event expands on a line from part 3 of the Subway to Stardew introduction events! Pierre upcharges them. Drama ensues.

#subway to stardew #subway to stardew terminal station #submas #pokemon #stardew valley #sdv mods #subway boss ingo #subway master nobori #thylak art #Emmet's heart event was actually done first and their joint 3 heart event was finished right after LOL #I'll upload those later..................... #How is Emmet doing? Not good either #Also omg these events keep getting longer and longer I'm so sorry #Inspired by krakengoggle's idea of the farmer teaching Ingo how to grow berries!! #Farmer animations are.... a little finicky..... so no farming actually happens but I hope this direction is okay!

[licollisa]

i’d love to hear your take on sans’ personality!

i was going through your whole blog (as you do) and saw ur post on how sans tends to be mischaracterized, but fanon takes are also very normal and generally just fine, and i agree - i feel like some amount of personal spin from the author is always expected (and keeps things fresh and fun to a degree), but i also feel as if sans is a somewhat tough character to actually pin down when you’re writing him, so i’ve similarly had to drop some fic when they stray too widely from my non-negotiable sans traits lol. (like Being Calm and unruffled. bc while some of that is depression, a large part of it is Just The Way He’s Built lmao.)

Oh for sure, I also have my own set of Sans mischaracterization pet peeves in fics (though I'd often look the other way if the fic is well-written because beggars can't be choosers, no writer owes anyone a perfect Sans voice, fanfics are for fun, etc etc. Hell one of my favorite fics of all time portrayed Sans as an asshole and I'm not complaining because good god the writing is just THAT delicious and I still can't believe I'm reading it for free).

E.g Sans calling another adult (often times the MC) with 'kid'. Or like I've mentioned on another post, if he's quick to anger or aggressive enough to attack at the slightest provocation. Sometimes it's not a case of mischaracterization at all, just something I personally can't read without feeling like a wet kitten (the next time I read an overused skeleton related pun I will escape my own and DIE).

I often theorize why this is a Thing. I yearned to understand why I'm subjected to read yet another skele-ton, tibia, humerus, funny bone pun. Maybe since Undertale was popular with a big ass fanbase, and Sans is like our mascot, so when you combine this with a majority of the fandom being in the younger side -- youths full of time and creativity and energy though lacked the writing experience -- what's left of our poor skeleton is a pile of flanderized bones. Which is often the case when you're young and you just started writing because damn that blue skeleton is too romance able to deny (want write... But HOW write???).

You thought of some of his traits you often see (ketchup, touch Papyrus and die, blue glowing eye, epic bones & blaster attacks, puns, depression, have I mentioned the touch Papyrus and die? Puns again, threats, the bad time catchphrase, so on so forth) and you use these as a guiding bible to writing Sans the Skeleton. Boom, Sans x Reader 200k enemies to lovers.

,,,Bottom line is, I'm kind of sure the tendency to mischaracter him stems from Undertale's popularity and the younger part of the fandom. That, or after all these years, people had simply grown to love and accept Fanon Sans in all his slightly unlikeable behavior glory (heartwarming). So the inaccurate potrayal is now, like, on purpose -- on top of fanon him being easier to pin down because the canon guy are too tricky to pin down, like you said.

From what I've seen though, the canon Sans starts to get the love he deserves again! All is good. Now I can read a Sans x Reader 200k enemies to lovers, but with the actual dude this time. Awesome.

Ight, that said. I legit also think people should write him in the way that makes them the happiest. Sans is fictional but your happiness isn't. Even if your Sans will finally be the one to prompt me to escape my own skeleton. Or your Sans is RABID and deserves JAILTIME and GROWLS and BARA. Go wild, be free, and more importantly, have fun! <3

#lecturer: go write 1k about this particular topic #me: this is IMMORAL and INHUMANE #anon: hayy whats ur take abt sans #me: omg bestie you shouldn't have. marry me #er er er okay im done word vomiting now #ask #undertale #sans

[crybaby-bkg]

a slight continuation of this

no caller ID pops on your screen, pulling your attention away from your previous task at hand: not fucking up your eyeliner. you typically wouldn’t care if it was a little uneven, but you’re going on a date tonight, for the first time in so long, and you want everything to go as smoothly as possible.

which is why you groan when you end the call, and that same no caller ID pops right back up seconds later. you know who it is—who else would it be? you figured he’s already seen your story of being excited for going on your first date in a while, on the only app you hadn’t blocked him on. petty? perhaps, but it’s on him to be keeping up with you despite you cursing him out for wasting your time and then blocking him right after.

you watch it ring though, contemplating for a while longer than you should. you blocked him for a reason. no need to entertain his same shit that he always spews to you when he realizes that he might be losing you once more?

….but it doesn’t hurt to hear the hero beg for you.

“What do you want, Bakugou?” You sigh irritably as you finally answer his call, putting him on speaker as you go back to even out your eyeliner. You hear him huff on the other side of the phone at the use of his surname, but he doesn’t say anything about it, instead, quickly telling you what he’s been bothering you for.

“Who’s the fuckin’ loser that’s gonna drool over how good your tits look in that stupid green dress you love so much?” Bakugou grunts, and you instantly feel your face heating at his crude words. You glance over with a frown at that same green dress that makes your tits look good, where it hangs on your closet.

“None of your damn business, Bakugou.” You snap at him, wondering if it’s too late to find something else to wear. “Not like you ever took me out in my stupid green dress.” Your voice holds a level of bitterness that only he can bring out of you, and you hear his sigh through the speakers.

“I told you this before, I’m always—”

“Busy.” You cut him off, voice suddenly thick as you think back on the countless rejections he’s splattered at your feet every time you tried to further your relationship with him. “You reminded me of how busy you’ve been since you first started this whole situationship.”

“Situation—? Huh? We were dating!” Bakugou protests with a huff, and you can hear how he paces the floor quickly. You glare at your phone, setting down your liner to instead pick of your (his) favorite lipgloss.

“You’d have to ask me out to be dating, Bakugou. You’d have to court me to be dating, Bakugou. You’d have to make time for me and take me out on dates and not hide me to fucking date me, Bakugou.” You spit at him, venom dripping off of your lips in waves. You don’t know why you answered, why you even entertained him. You shake your head with a huff when the line goes quiet, eyebrows quirking up when your date sends you a text to make sure you’re still on for tonight.

“I’m sorry.” Bakugou mutters pathetically, his voice suddenly soft. You hesitate, for some reason, when it comes to texting your date back. Why do you always hesitate when Bakugou is around?

“Let me make it up to you, court you, and shit. I can take you to one of my favorite places, you can wear that pretty green dress and that gloss you know I love.” His voice is pleading, thickening and sweet and suffocating. You shouldn’t respond, should reply back a yes to your date.

“Please? You know how much you mean to me.” Bakugou mumbles, and you can hear the earnestness in his voice. Why haven’t you said yes to your date yet?

“I’ll do better this time. Just one more chance, sweetheart.” Bakugou’s voice is so soft, you’ve never heard him this vulnerable before. You sigh with a shake of your head, slumping back into your seat in defeat.

…

Sorry, I can’t make it tonight. Something came up. Maybe we can reschedule for another time?

#sorry this is kinda angsty lol #but I saw this tt earlier where this girl was so giddy bc ‘no caller id’ called LOL #and it just reminded me of the first part to this #at first he’s all ‘no we can’t date bc of xyz bullshit reason’ #but the moment you’re like ‘I’m done w this toxic back n forth we’re not even a couple’ #he’s like WE WERE TOGETHER THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! #delusion is what I like to call it #also he definitely takes you out to a place that’s very secluded and exclusive #to shut you up for the time being #the whole ‘at least I took you out!’ shtick #I hate him actually #but the toxic hate sex goes crazy ☝🏻 #okay gn I’m sleepy and I felt so shitty today #or yesterday #so I’m hoping today will be better #maybe I’ll mediate before I start on my work #I wanna go on a walk sometime this week bc it’s gonna be great weather but my anxiety keeps telling me #that one of the stray cats or foxes is gonna attack me AKSJDKDJDJD #omg does anyone remember me talking about that calico kitty in my backyard at one point??? #I haven’t seen her since and I hope she’s okay :( we miss her :( #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[bardicious]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris Hemsworth, please, honestly GO FUCK YOURSELF. LMAO.

Okay, so, listen, this is honestly going to be the last I ever talk about this, but the fact that I've been proven right about this jackasses involvement in this whole affair has got me laughing!

In 2017, or the year previous, who the fuck knows, Chris Hemsworth got his friend, Taika Waititi to direct Thor 3. Thor Ragnarok, which heavily diverged from the cinematography and the lore of the previous two Thor movies. Chris Hemsworth decided Thor was too boring. He didn't like playing him anymore. He wanted to play someone new and fun. He wanted to play himself. And he got just that.

I'll give Ragnarok enough credit, that aye, I might be fooled into thinking there was some interest the title character. But after Love and Thunder? No, now I know I've been fooled into watching a costume party by Chris Hemsworth, his family, and his friends. Ding ding ding! What do we have here, Johnny?

A bottom tier celebrity making a franchise that not only was all about him - his character, but all about him!!! He's playing himself!

His daughter at the end of Thor: Love and Thunder, is his daughter in real life (she's cute, no diss). His two sons played younger versions of him. His wife was a wolf woman he made out with! His best friends Matt fucking Damon and Taika Waititi both star in the role and the latter directs it.

I'm sorry, but at what fucking point did I sign up for a lazy written fanfiction? Because that's sure as hell not what I thought would happen in Thor 1 or 2, or Avengers. And you know, I am still mad, because I enjoyed the OG Thor, I enjoyed the OG Loki, and Marvel and, wow, did it not pay off.

Alas, it's on me for watching any new Thor films (aye, listen, I gotta family here!), but I just wanted to tell anyone who ever said Thor is a walking self insert nowadays. You are completely and utterly spot on.

Applaud yourself.

PS. Full Review* -> Here

Have fun!

#anti chris hemsworth #anti thor 4 #anti thor 3 #anti thor ragnarok #anti thor love and thunder #anti taika waititi #anti marvel #Id honestly be surprised if I don't get anybody mad at me in my inbox #this day has been a trip #Okay Im done #omg the revelation people #holy shit #live action crack fanfic #Im astounded! freaking astounded! #then again... 50 shades of grey got a movie so why not... #good luck reading that #anybody who got the attention span - more power to you. #imma soooo lose followers after this one #thor love and thunder spoilers #thor 4 spoilers #i think imma have fun now playing around with some ideas #i like the idea of gorr #high key interested in him being helas real father or something #would be interesting

[reploidbuddy]

Espio and Silver being an inch away from kissing and Vector or Charmy comes in the room and by turning around all startled Espio’s horn hits Silver’s face

He’s okay and and laughing it off but Espio's a lil horrified

#espio the chameleon #espilver #silver the hedgehog #Espio: omg I'm so sorry what have I done #Silver: [snorts] I'm okay! #((had that thought for a while and figured it was a good time to put it out bc I've been having issues being seen on tags and the dashboard #((hopefully it's fixed now and I can get back out there >:] #rambling

[jettorii]

i missed them for a hot minute

#genshin tickle #lee!kaeya #ler!albedo #tickle art #tickle fanart #ticklish!kaeya #kaebedo #jettdoodles #omg jett art without a story for once 🤯🤯 #did this as a warm up which ended up taking much longer than expected #ALSO!!! dont expect too much genshin content ngl this one was done out of pure boredom and kaeya <3333 #still have too much deadpool on my mind #along wih the spider boys hehe #dont actually like this when looking at it but its okay 😭😭😭

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie: Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

Steve: uh, Lemmy?

Eddie: bzzzzt

Steve: …God?

Eddie: wrong again! Trick question! Lemmy *is* god

Steve: *sighs deeply*

#Steddie #Steve x eddie #steddie incorrect quotes #pizzaqueentxt #just going to schedule this for a random time and day and see what happens lol #sorry if someone else has done this I have the worst memory #source: airheads #anyway it’s a very different situation than the movie lol #eddie just asks randomly #and then he’s like okay how about between you and me *waggles brows* #and Steve’s like Omg shut up and wrestles him to the couch and kisses him

[pearlynia]

The Balck brothers were so similar yet so different..

They both look very alike, but

Sirius had blue-grey eyes that looked like a cloudy and windy sky

Regulus's eyes were stromy grey like a thunderstorm crashing by the sea

Sirius turned cold when he's mad

But Regulus burst when he's mad

Sirius was a star that is burning bright, but

Regulus was a star that is bright but cold.

Sirius loved the moon and was destined to meet him every night

Regulus loved the sun and was destined to miss him everytime, even in the slightest.

Sirius disappeared in the air like the sky in his eyes

Regulus disappeared in water like the Strom in his eyes

#omg is that the black brothers?? #more like the dead brothers #sorry for my horrible grammar btw #english isn't my first language #okay I'm done #The Black brothers #Sirius black #regulus black #jegulus #wolfstar #angst #james potter #remus lupin